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[ cheers and applause ] happy tuesday everybody. a new ad encourages republican women to vote for her because their husbands can't stop them. especially when they are home banging the nanny. a rally in philadelphia had obama criticize mail trump voters were not knowing what real strength is. he decided to show them by having michele ripp a phone book in half.

harris was told she couldn't touch razor sharp silicon at semiconductor factory. words you never hear in the same sentence. 200,000 subscribers have accosted jeff bezos and millions a month. he spends that much on his fiancee's lip fillers. the miami heat revealed to a terribly inaccurate statue of former star, to wayne wade. that reminds me of the statue of me fox build. [ cheers and applause ]

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soccer or the hottest absent cancun contest i should have taken easily last year. polling is razor-thin according to his spineless people in the media if you compared to common sense you would think we are in two different worlds. one side is celebratory and did know there is sheer crazy on the other. how can it be tied if one side is desperate. one side is having seizures calling you hitler. americas having a panic attack over the election. sure but is it to both sides sort of thing. seems every from prior years we are more polarized. i remember when randy wine garden and i to play men's doubles. not anymore too much eight. so what will we do what's it's

over how does a person come back from calling you a? we'll make it pretty awkward at your net nephews bar mitzvah. let's say you support trump in the winds how do you react you probably glowed a little i will probably send the cast of the view a truck full of hogs to comfort to eat maybe you do an end zone dance. >> ♪ ♪ but there will be seriously ticked off people if trump wins. they are ticked off already and if we consider recent history it's possible they will riot if trump wins which is why a verity boarded up my grandparents. your member d.c. in 2017 when trump was inaugurated in the next four years were one long nervous breakdown on the left

just ask tim -- to most for him burning down a city was considered free speech his wife loves the smell which doesn't say much for his body spray. we're ready seeing how they behave when they think trump might win. screaming at a liberal -- a literal baby is not what you do when you are confident of victory unless you're going to win a paternity test. but leasee the same hysteria daily on tv right would-be. >> what we heard at that rally should be enough to shake folks awake. he's talking about all of.

these not going to say you are with a white guy i am going to keep you from being deported. he will deport you and put the white guy with somebody else. the man is out there. >> that isn't crazy at all. seriously did somebody spike her sack of oats. it gets worse when the morning joe the view collide like a 20-foot septic truck hitting a porta potty. >> nobody gets a pass for trashing america. nobody gets a pass degrading people. nobody gets a pass frightening his enemies using the military against them. over gets a pass for inciting an insurrection nobody gets a pass saying he fancies hitler and wants generals like his. nobody gets a pass on insulting veterans and saying those who died for our country or suckers

and losers. except for the fact of convicted felon donald trump. >> she needs a pass to the psych ward. these people aren't well and if they can't handle themselves imagine in a week's time. it said all we could do the liberal freak out hopefully won't be too bad this time. what about the flip side. what if harris wins. the lips have less to worry about from us. january sixth was a one-off unlike there tumbled during the trump years. by the way could lose tip to invest in plywood paid off. there's grumbling and i told you so but the panic has less to do with pro trump and everything to do with the other side. and your life is prioritized

don't forget that. family and friends and god and work. and politics is upstream and they would never want to date somebody from an original party. they don't like women with that. most. and politics excluded every part of their lives. it underscores every behavior and even friendships are transactional. and for people aren't like them they learned nothing except ate. and did you treat it like a box of junk taken out of the closet every few years and the you never ever take it to work.

january sixth aside republicans know how to have a good time. lively rallies in relentless free-speech we even changed to joe's name to brandon. which sucks for him as he was having a difficult time remembering his real name. either way we will figure it out no matter who wins. the president isn't looking of america and we aren't there subjects. whether who wins the media and bureaucrats and corrupt institutions and elites need to realize we've got there a number. hopefully it's bigger than there is week but if not it's okay we are just getting warmed up. time to welcome tonight's guests. he won't to make a house call that make your blouse a fall. host of ask dr. drew.

he looks like your grocery store special bagger comedian adam hunter. [ cheers and applause ] a kat that firemen would leave a tree. near times best-selling author and contributor kat timpf. and his calves are more like bowls near times best-selling author and former end of you a world heavyweight champion tyrus. drew you are a doctor went to med school passed an exam or whatever all that stuff. it's such a cliche to say these people are mentally you. >> it's a cliche but it's worried me around covid-19 i started asking myself or we just delusional in the country and the delusion analogy as you said we can bear witness as we saw in those clips the only time i ever

heard anybody mention or hitler was in the late 1980s when they went around the words in a psychiatric hospital psychotic patients preoccupied delusional he about. the fact people do that routinely speaks volumes about a thought disorder we are in. it's not okay. >> you probably shouldn't dress as a stormtrooper in the hospital. good for you. adam what you think it is. do you think both sides are crazy. >> it seems democrats are a little crazier when it comes to this. as far as dating if i was single i would date a democrat those women are the best in bed because that they are not's. they take their problem is like i hate my dad a gobble gobble

gobble. >> greg: if women didn't hate their fathers will we wouldn't have strippers. >> they might need to legalize weed to get people to deal with this. when i get high i get the best ideas. do you think girls with diabetes for example after sugar daddies? >> greg: fair question. >> if you ghost the girl in a wheelchair dig doesn't mean you stood her up? >> greg: audiences say it's funny but we can't laugh at it. whoopi goldberg saying he's going to ban interracial dating. first of all trump is in one. she's white and he is orange. i'm just saying they are mad at him for going on joe rogan.

joe rogan invited harris on but she couldn't pick up the right accent. >> greg: enough out of you. kat, happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] >> i want to be clear of been around him all day and that's the first time he said it to me. you forgot. >> greg: i thought it was halloween. >> it's the same day every year which is october 29th or today. thank you, you guys remembered, thank you. >> greg: was that amazing you know she practiced that whole thing in front of a mirror before she got on the view. that gets a pass speech. >> so i agree with that part you said politics shouldn't hijack your entire life. that was my second book i believe in it that so strongly.

i don't think it's on one side based on my own experience and research. even the article statistics the daresay it's 57% of harris voters are terrified of trump winning or frightened. 47% of trump voters. it's a smaller number but it's still almost half. >> greg: what do they do after. >> my own experience i would say i've had people. don't get me wrong i have lost friendships over this. but i've also had people tell me to my face that because i vote third party if i love my child i would vote for trump which is a bit of a gross thing. >> greg: his hannity was that your dr. drew. >> good way to work in the pregnancy. >> you have to. >> greg: they're panicked over different things. harris voters are panicked about trump getting in trump voters are panicked about harris voters

reacting to trump getting in. >> i think it does matter but you shouldn't write off or judge a person based on who they vote for. i don't vote judge people for who they vote for even though i rarely show them the same respect. >> greg: are you worried trump will break up your marriage? >> that's funny. >> a greg you son of a. [ bleeps ] there's no way to answer this question without getting in big trouble. the answer is maybe. speaking of fake orgrasm. when talking about the view. countdown to the election and you can only get micah? nobody wants to go on. because this. [ bleeps ] is in close and they feel it.

that's why we are seeing that hitler talk. it's not they are saying this and msnbc did journalist malpractice comparing the two. what it looks like to me is setting up a standard. they anticipate a loss but when he wins it's because nazi's are taking over america. so going over history the things they did like russian collusion and so on. there's a question to old corn pop a few months ago and he answered it the best he could. and they asked him if there would be a peaceful transfer of power he said that's not up to me that should scare the heck out of everybody because he's in power. it should be up to him. we need to look at what they are trying to lay the tracks for. and hopefully win the time comes because they cried wolf for 18 years.

and you can't say nazi or racist anymore because that's tuesday what you got for me wednesday. the more concerned things should be about what should be asked about harris were joe break it down five or six times and pick the third answer he gives you. those are the questions we should be asking you. they are all on the same page and we should worry about everybody. >> greg: chaos descended when a lefty got offended if you have heart failure, farxiga can help you keep living life with the ones you love. ask your doctor about farxiga today. farxiga can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections, and low blood sugar. a rare, life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking farxiga and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this infection,

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hey,, it's a video of the day. the choked up the beeper upsets a left-wing creeper. maga rhetoric developed into chaos after after a conservative made a joke at progressive expense. it. >> nobody wants to be called not smac it's an inflammatory. but if you don't want to be called that stop doing. >> i never called you that. i'm not seeing you're saying. >> i'm used to it. >> i hope the beeper doesn't go off. >> you just said that really. >> hold on and we are on live tv. >> are you talking beepers from palestinian. >> are you? >> mi what?

>> ryan that is completely out of part there. to say the muslim guy should be blown up on tv. >> don't say then i apologize. >> greg: she said it was completely out of pocket. exploding pagers are also out-of-pocket. but ryan needed to apologize the pagers blew up on others not hamas. the only ones who survived were at t mobile and couldn't get service. here's what happened after the break. >> first i want to apologize for what was said at the table it was completely unacceptable. when we get the discussion started you will see ryan is not the table. so cnn banded guest for directory there's directing a beeper go joke at house on new

called republicans nazi. we called him for comment but he didn't pick up. >> did you page him properly? >> greg: adam? you do have to admit it was a pretty good joke. >> it was great this segment blew up it just exploded everywhere. shots fired. here is the thing right. what we are not talking about the pagers blowing up. it happened while people were taking a dump what about the person in the stall next to the person. they must have said man what did you eat? [ cheers and applause ] and at the problem also as far as msg goes they had tony hinchcliffe there which was a brilliant move. yet the first-person news the

most offensive so everybody else looks good. you don't lose your virginity to ms stone, you lose it to roger stone. when the guy said i support the palestinians. on cnn they still don't talk about the hostages where the fact it was the worst attack on since kanye went off of his meds. and one day maybe we will have peace in the middle east with mardi gras there. maybe people would give me beads if they show nose. >> greg: i do love it it just keeps going into worse and worse. >> you might want to check your pager. >> greg: do you thank you deserve to get kicked off? >> i didn't love the joke but a

republican doesn't equal nazi but palestinian does not equal terrorist. so i think watching that. it looked to me like an internet content -- comment section jay and coming to life. unproductive and they were screaming at each other to get a job in on the other person where it wasn't clear what people were saying. i think it would've been better to continue the conversation. if that was me or somebody made a joke about me like that. i would say no explained to me what the joke meant why did you mean by that. i'm more about talking right. >> greg: we now. >> to be very said he hopes the pager doesn't go off. >> he also didn't say he should be killed. >> i think it was a bad joke the lake, yeah. >> greg: okay mr. joke police. >> he's a nice guy.

i am not. i. [ bleeps ] loved it. [ cheers and applause ] you sit on there and you called the guy every name in the book and you got them surrounded everything he says is wrong end you sit there and say anybody who votes for trump is a or hitler and did not seize. you are a big tough guy in your mountain talking. [ bleeps ] and they can call you any get name in the book you get them back with something and you know what what i would've done he should have stood up put his sunglasses on and said that's my time and i am out. that is what happens. everybody wants to talk trash and till they get it back. and i'm proud at least one white person is tired of being. [ bleeps ] on. because last three and a half years white men have been called every name of the book responsible for everything.

it took one scared tiny little white guy saying check your pager good for you. trace gallagher shannon bream. >> terraces right they smear guys all the time. hassan said some insane things in the past but everybody. and it's routinely part of the discourse and it's not okay. it's nonsense. >> and cnn says that went over the line. they had a line by hunter biden snorted it. >> greg: you bad little boy. and your golf sweater. ♪ when your child has moderate-to-severe eczema, it's okay to for them to show off. show off their clearer skin and noticeably less itch with dupixent.

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♪ we've got another clip for you it's a video of the daypart two. ♪ a chick named julia is here to school you. she narrated a political ad telling the wives of trump dudes to secretly vote for harris role it. >> your turn honey. >> in one place in america where women still of a right to choose. you can vote anyway you want. and nobody will ever know. >> did you make the right choice. >> remember what happens in the booth stays in the booth vote harris walz. >> greg: you think that's bad here's an ad i saw three in the morning. >> you ready honey, let's do it. >> this election day women of

the right to choose but so do men. and no matter what you decide no one will ever know. [ cheers and applause ] >> it was the only choice. >> remember what happens in the booth stays in the booth. [ cheers and applause ] >> kat do you think the ad will have any residents? >> it's something that's driven main nuts about the left and brand of feminism and what it's become to a lot of these people for over a decade now which is in vandalizing women. who is this for exactly. this means you think there are women out there who don't actually realize they can vote

for who they want to vote for. truly i was in and actually seriously abusive relationship years ago truly abusive but even in that dark situation i knew enough to know i didn't have to worry about the stuff he was never going to find out about i don't know anybody doesn't know that. >> to that point it suggests men are not just toxic but actually you're holding women hostage in domestic abuse i started thinking i'm a reporter i need to look into this because that's what they're saying. they are saying men who were married or abusing their wives that's what the ad says. >> terraces this one of those things where democrats try to insert themselves between you and members of your family like to do parents and kids. >> they have no respect for men in this country at all you wonder why we would even want to vote for you. the idea of a man can look at a woman in a voting view from say go ahead honey and still have

his balls when he leaves is amazing to me like you've got it all wrong. i sneak vote for trump she's going for trump but after wait for her to vote first their attack on the family and attack on men. fact ladies this is for you i know your overbearing monster husband won't let you vote and if that's true what was she doing outside during the day. where's the extra baby i ordered you to have for me today where's my laundry the fact they are trying to push this stuff keep doing that nothing would pass an american woman this might work a fertile country where this stuff happens but the average american woman is going to say my husband don't tell me nothing. i take the check and tell them to sit down and watch football. i lived this. [ cheers and applause ] i have never won an argument in any relationship.

but this further lets me know this simply plea paint colors. people you aren't married are making these commercials and the second commercial was phenomenal. it makes more sense that jean would draw a naked picture of you. >> and from memory. >> of all the things. the things that bother me the most about that. that was more obscene to me if he would've just throughout the rest of that stuff. >> greg: adam are you married? >> yes. i don't care who she votes for as long as she leaves the house for a couple of hours. what happens in the booth stays in it. is this voting or a dd party. by the way they took his music off of palatine. if anybody inspires women to run faster. >> and men believe it or not. >> greg: honestly mostly men.

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>> ♪ ♪ >> it's time for call a explains the world. >> greg: what can we gather from her blather. being able to see where this possible here she is on the shannon sharpe podcast. >> we stand in a path knowing that we also have an honor and duty of excelling in every way possible. being able to see what is possible and not being burdened by other people's limited ability to see the same. >> greg: it was 42 words there

to say nothing. you could write a better sentence by throwing alphabet soup at a wall. and arena with her own fans couldn't figure out what she said. >> com la! call a lot! kamala! >> what each of you to shout your own name do that instead. because it's about all of us. >> greg: i get why they didn't. they could be on a terror watch list. tyrus. is she even tried and. >> yes. this is her best. [ bleeps ] this isn't close. shannon sharpe has always been

somebody that when somebody says something out of line if stephen a. smith steps out he's all over them. if you go back and watch the interview. shannon had his body contorting while she was speaking but for whatever reason... they never confront when she does this. i would be angry. my mouth would be open. ever get so mad you are like that? it's say that again say exactly what you said again and she can't. this. [ bleeps ] paying close. there is no way. there's no way. they know that and they are letting her go anywhere. anybody can talk to her. when this is over how much will she get her speech when she's on her private career? >> greg: they better not pay her by the word. adam?

>> yes. i can identify with this one time i forgot a girl's name during the deed and i said say my name but then i said say your name. [laughter] i do wish he would talk about policy of a plan to go there. and you notice chris christie isn't on your campaign because he can't get that close to a salad. dr. drew. >> it's tough i don't understand why your team doesn't stop alone gotra it's a tip there should tick a disorder a speech should be able to coach or out of that i don't nothing at it or she doesn't listen something is wrong and to the point of tyrus there should be people going

what around her? >> that's why she quit. if i'm on her team it's not let her talk. let her talk. >> they should have picked someone more capable of running the country like gary busey. >> greg: she feels entitled to this and doesn't know if people expect her to try. >> it could be as simple as people aren't listening when she talks. when they do videos of her. i must play them 15 times. i keep forgetting to listen each time because. who else had their mind go elsewhere during that anyone? likely play the video it starts and all of a sudden i transport to a different time zone. i don't know what happens and that is part of it but also.

before this, before she was running. people were still going to vote for joe biden. people would vote for him because he's not donald trump. i do think for many people it is that simple. by the way, biden is still president right now. >> somebody should tell him that do we even have a president? >> greg: it is crazy. >> we're supposed to think it's normal but where is he? >> we will be been broken we don't know what it is. >> it on about all polling but after the debate between biden and trump it was the difference of appointer two. in terms of voting f through that after they saw him not knowing where he is. people saw that as okay. >> greg: we have to go this is my figure -- favorit

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the sign of a flush. you need the poo detector. [ cheers and applause ] >> greg: tonight on poo detective. a sewage pipe exploded in moscow causing a giant geyser to rain down. officials animated been due to routine fumigation cleanup procedure or maybe some corn. dr. drew tell me your worst medical story -- medical poo story. >> i think last time we had a story like this as well. i don't have many great stories i can tell. >> greg: just leave names. >> it doesn't work like that unfortunately. during the break why can't we deodorize poo. you think about this stuff a lot. >> couldn't you take a meant for your? >> we can close to that were

people can affect their back at terry on method so it's not so productive. >> is an evolutionary practice you need it to stink so you don't eat it unless you are german. >> what could he. >> greg: they are turning on me what are you german? >> it's oktoberfest gutfeld. >> greg: why did god make poo ever wonder about that? >> for you. >> i just know they're not controlled by putin. >> greg: want to end there? >> i have one more. when my wife takes a dump she puts the faucet on so i won't to hear her. i wish he would just close the door instead.

>> greg: kat, why does human poo bother me but not dogs? >> i don't know. i wouldn't say... human poo. we do these stories i don't know what i'm supposed to say right. it rains down poop sounds bad. is it a nuanced take on it. like it flew down 100 feet and this guy sounds like a time to be 100 feet below. and sometimes you have good days are bad days. sometimes it's your birthday are people who were supposed to be your friends forget it. >> byrne! >> greg: tyrus? we invented eyeglasses in the

1500s to deal with that but we are still dealing with. [ bleeps ] why haven't we solve this problem? >> it's a real. [ bleeps ] show grade, i've spent a lot of nights on this. full disclosure i didn't actually. i'm waiting for my pager to go off so i can get out of this. i've been paging myself this whole segment. well russia is going through a tough time. i was fought. [ bleeps ] ran downhill but it's in the air as well. >> greg: i enjoyed it and that is all that matters. if you have chronic kidney disease, you can reduce the risk of kidney failure with farxiga.

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