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i know. he's here. i put the man in mandate. happy thursday everyone. so president biden addressed the nation today at 11 a.m. eastern. or as he calls it, bedtime. it was there he promised, a peaceful transfer of power to donald trump from barack obama. biden congratulated trump on his win and thanked kamala for his service, and then announced his plans to run in 2028. meanwhile, kamala gave her concession speech yesterday a squirrel ran across the stage
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moments before the audience also thought they saw a raccoon nearby eating garbage. turns out it was just nancy pelosi. yeah, not looking good, man. so on msnbc this morning, joe scarborough seemed shocked when he learned the actual price of butter. but don't blame him. mika only uses margarine on her fist. wow, i'm so glad you knew what i was going with there. you know, yesterday jimmy kimmel got teary over the election results. true, kimmel will never get to have his abortion. besides the one that airs five nights a week. distraught celebs like cher, amy schumer and bruce springsteen are threatening to
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leave the united states. even worse, even worse, robert de niro is threatening to stay. fans are suggesting cher moved to afghanistan, where she'd benefit from being forced to cover her face. hey, they were mean to us first. hello, hitler. yeah, they call us hitler. all bets are off. earlier today, the rockefeller center christmas tree was cut down in west stockbridge, massachusetts. it will be hoisted into place using the same crane that they use to lift. joy behar out of her lim. a hotel in the philippines received a guinness world record for a 100 foot tall building shaped like a rooster. it's the first time asians have been recognized for having a
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giant. that's another word for rooster, not penis. all right, so a republican has won an election. and you know what that means. jimmy carter has to stay alive for four more years. it's also time for liberals to tell themselves that they're still right about everything, and their hysteria and delusions of persecution are perfectly normal. yet right now they're melting like that stick of butter joy behar keeps between her thighs to prevent chafing. case in point. last night, all the other late night hosts threw a hissy fit. it's too bad tim waltz is still grieving. or he could send them all a sack of industrial strength tampons. poor jimmy. true, it was a terrible night for women, children, and for the hundreds of thousands of
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hard working immigrants who cut his lawn. it was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country go for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech. it was a terrible night for poor people, for the middle class, for seniors who rely on social security, for our allies in ukraine, for nato, for the troops. oh, and democracy and decency. and it was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. and guess what? it was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. you just don't realize it yet. oh. you know what? if i ever cry on tv, it'll be because maroon five put out a new song. but that's it, you big. now. remember when
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johnny carson cried like a baby over ronald reagan getting elected? yeah. neither do i. and you know why he didn't? because his wife didn't keep his balls in a tupperware container next to a box of tofu burgers. but the killer phrase was at the end when kimmel said, you just don't realize it because, you see, he's smarter than you and he needs you to know that. and his ego can't bear that. there's someone out there more famous and more influential than him. i got news for you, kimmel. the last time you mattered, bruce jenner still had a penis. love you bruce. you. jimmy's career peaked with busty girls on trampolines. now, the only boob we see is him. he once co-hosted the man show. now he's sobbing like he just watched steel magnolias. three days into his menstrual cycle.
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here's another morose multi-millionaire. hey there. how are you doing? if you watched the show regularly, i'm guessing you're not doing grea. yeah. me neither. oh, you're not doing great. you're filthy rich and totally immune from the crap you push on everyone else. by the way, i'm actually doing fine, stephen. other than the 48 hour erection i've had since they called pennsylvania, i'm feeling no pain, bro. i went to see a doctor about tha. man, clap for it. oh, it's painful, but, stephen, have you tried maybe just getting over yourself? you've been bashing trump for eight years and all you've done is helped put him back in power after being wrong about something every day, and night for eight years, you might consider trying something new like, i don't know, comedy, but at least seth meyers reveals the source of his anguish. relevance. trump has
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it. he doesn't. we live in an infinite time warp where donald trump has always been and will always be the center of the universe. there can be no escape. all hail our powerful and benevolent supreme leader. or how about you just do your dumb little comedy show and stop acting like you tried to save the world. but we were too ungrateful to listen to your brilliance. nbc's late night show used to be wacky hijinks, until seth turned it into an hour with your gay therapist. so these fellas are experiencing deep mental pain, and it's not just them. journalists are now offering tips to deal with their disappointment, frustration, even fear. and i get it. that's normal. after any loss, i'm still mad about losing world's sexiest man to johnny depp. but why would people feel fear? maybe because their only news sources are constantly telling them trump's going to turn america into nazi germany. but
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you know who felt actual fear during the biden administration? people who had to ride the subway or have to buy groceries, or anybody who wants to bang a chick who doesn't have testicles. that's a lot of people. but now even kamala admits everything's going to be fine. so much for trump being hitler. turns out she was lying the whole time. they all were. still, cbs gave handy tips for coping with loss. cnn recommends taking deep breaths, long walks and please don't suppress your emotions. usually when they cry. this much, they're sharing an elevator with brian stelter on taco tuesday. and so the media is giving you solutions to the problems they caused. after all, who generated all the anxiety by promising the apocalypse if trump won? they
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did. it's like climate hysteria. they bang the drum on it enough. and then kids came down with climate stress. they pretend to cure a disease. they cooked up in their own labs. it's like china coming up with a vaccine for covid. look at kimmel and colbert. they're wrecks because they believe the media. and yet we're fine because we weren't brainwashed. we know the media's job is to lie, to create anxiety out of proportion to the actual threat or no threat at all. journalists really only need to give you one tip to manage stress, and that's stop paying attention to journalists. maybe these late night losers will stop thinking that the world is ending, because we know under trump, it's really just beginning. mysterious. welcome. tonight's guest. he's like joe biden and that a woman tried to steal his house. to actor, writer and comedian jamie lasalle. he got kicked out of
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the band for taking a stand. musician winston marshall. and when her water breaks, it'll be poland spring. new york times bestselling author and fox news contributor. catch him! and he's so big he gets his own electoral vote. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world. oh, i got a spot. big tony robbins clap. all right, jamie, you know, you often are depressed, miserable, lonely, suicidal. you generally think that there's no hope for you. so you might be the perfect person to come to for advice for these people who are currently looking for help. how do you get out of bed every morning knowing that life is worthless? this makes it harder. this line of questioning. listen, greg, i have an opinion. yes. and a joke. unless nobody laughs. and i have two opinions. okay. you
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pointed it out. they. they think we're stupid. kimmel thinks he's smarter than everyone. and he he. that's exactly what he just said. and to just be full of, i guess, transparency when he was crying. they had just showed him his ratings. and so it wasn't necessarily all about that. isn't it a little one sided, though, that i by the way, i felt so much better with all the things you described. i do suffer from those. you know what cured them? tuesday night? yeah. tuesday night cured them. they came out with it, said like how to cope with a loss. what about us? what about how to cope with a win? yeah. what about. what about us? they say deep breathing and they say name your. have you ever heard. name your feelings. that's what they say you're supposed to. when you feel something. you. i made the mistake of. i did it while i was talking to my ex-wife. you're supposed. you're supposed to. when you're alone. i was like, oh, bitter you betrayal and deep breaths, which i do all the time. i do
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in through the nose, out through the mouth works a little bit better if you have a little cocaine under your nose. he's really fun at parties, though. yes. winston, what's your perspective on all of this as a brit? i you've been smiling since you got here. i have, well, i have to say, i know americans don't like foreigners like me opining on their business, but i have to say, your president is our dictator, so it's quite important to us when it comes to kimmel. i mean, trump said that we're going to overdose on winning. it's already begun. not only did he take the white house, the popular vote, the senate and the house, but now we get to enjoy all these and their floods of tears. it's beautiful. they should actually be giving us coping tips to deal with them. it's like, how
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do you deal with people around you falling apart, right? you know, like some kind of like, what is that called, like empathy. empathy. it's hard to win. it's hard. it really is hard to win when you have so many losers around you. kat, doesn't it feel i know that you. you know, you were for neither party. but don't you feel like there's been like a weight lifted from you? like it does feel having a definitive election and getting it back? i thought i was like, i was almost flying to work. yeah. i was like, flying up sixth avenue. yeah. i'm glad it's over. i'm glad it was definitive. i don't get any joy in seeing other people suffer unless they're like my ex. but what did you make of the late night people? you know, i think with with people who are liberal specifically. i'm somebody who always thinks that there's too much focus on the people, specific people that are in power and not enough
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focus on the amount of power that those positions have. and what i've never been able to understand is how these people are melting down so emotionally about how this elected official might impact their lives, but they're the same ones who are arguing for government to have more of an impact on your life. right? and i don't see how you don't draw the connection between those things. it's like, yes, that's why i'm someone that's for small government. i in my perfect world, it would hardly matter who wins the presidency because the government wouldn't be so involved in our lives. but these are people who are crying because who have just elected, whose whole philosophy is that we need more government to affect more things in our lives. and i don't see how you can have that emotional reaction and not challenge. perhaps the logical conclusion of some of your beliefs that makes it makes perfect sense. and originally, you can applaud me. yeah. applaud me. compliment on her. it is the reason why we republicans tended to be the better choice, because they were for smaller government, limited government, which is not small enough for
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me. yeah, yeah, you want it. you want it nonexistent. you want to live on a like a tiny little island. she would like one government crossing guard who goes, yeah. how did you feel watching kimmel cry? yeah. oh, one of one of his tears fell. hold on. oh, you know, it's funny how this derangements working because it only seems to work if you have a camera in front of you. like i expected to walk into work stepping over crying. to your credit, like, oh, excuse me. oh tear. yes, there we go. but it wasn't. everybody went back to their lives. so apparently the only way this heartbreak works is if you film it or force someone else to film it right. but to your point about carson, we never knew his political affiliation because he was
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there to make everyone laugh. all the late night shows were all three of them should be fired because it was such a big murderous election on one side that it should have been a reset. because when it happened in 20, when he lost and biden got in, i don't remember us doing an episode on coping skills. there was no there was no line in the audience where i was like, thank you for coming. thank you. we're going to we just like, well, let's keep going. and i believe we made fun of the situation and ourselves. so i always tell people try to be the bigger man, which is ironic, but it's impossible in this case because the poor sportsmanship is coming from tv. normally i would say you can have one lap and smell your flowers, but go ahead and take four because there's nobody going, oh, that's, that's wrong. it's not. it's you have to be either on
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instagram or tiktok to be the outrage. so it's the same thing. and shame on them. just do your job, jimmy. you know, like, i know it's hard to do, but do your job. amen. but you know what? no, no, no, jimmy, keep doing what you're doing. because i love being number one. yeah, i think we've destroyed them. all right, let's move on to the next segment, shall we? yes, greg. up next, young men helped create a future where america is great. as a head football coach, my job is to teach these boys to worship is what it means to win. my little brother was diagnosed with leukemia. he just pushes me to be stronger. he's so sweet. got on a couple of dates. you don't know how to kiss. come on, show us. i always do trust in god. you can beat a team, but it's hard to beat a family. give it up to jesus. god. family. football streaming now. part of fox
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masculine cultural figures helped them appeal to gen z. guys. my theory is that they like real dudes and there were no real dudes on the other side. you're a young man. what's your analysis? hey, well, you know, this is actually happening across the world, not just in america. it happened in my country, in england in july at the elections. women are going left, men are going right now. it's not really a surprise for the last ten years they've told us patriarchy. this toxic masculinity that even in the kamala campaign, they were actively and openly denigrating men. dana bash at the dnc, she was saying, we need to appeal to low t men. no wonder they put tampon tim as the running mate. in fact, he sums it all up. it was such a joke. yeah, yeah. sorry. go ahead. well, and the other side you have elon parallel parking, 40 foot story rockets. yeah. no wonder i want to be on that team and it gets better. still women. it turns out women want actual
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alpha male men to write women like real men, it turns out. and that's. to that point, that young women also shifted to the right by 14 percentage points. that's almost 15, cat. but more than 13, but not 15, 14. okay, kamala, i feel like kamala could have just like said something nice about dudes at some point. i was looking at her twitter x, whatever it's called, and i just searched the word men and she had some things like this is for latino men. and then she had another one. this is for black men. and so it was still very much through the lens of race. and yes, as you point out, all the men surrounding her were like, listen, first of all, as a dude, i'm sorry that i'm a dude. like, that was the vibe that they brought to the function. and i think that there's just so much of that
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that people, they just you're inherently bad because you're a man. then what are you what are you supposed to go from there? exactly. and then trump, i think, also combined with the fact of being told he was evil, he was hitler. he was this, he was that. you see him just kind of joking around on some of these podcasts with the podcast that a lot of these men just watched for fun, that really put it at that. that picture at odds. and it made them a lot harder for a lot harder for them to do. yes. and he also did our show for an hour. and exactly ours is. yeah, we did our show and he's on with andrew schultz. he's on with joe rogan on msnbc. someone said they heard from a voter who said they literally voted for trump instead of kamala because kamala wouldn't do joe rogan. yes. all right. tyrus, you know, we kept hearing about the bros for kamala, and they were, again, like you said, they were like they were on like instagram and on x. that should let you further know they weren't bros. yeah, they were hoes for kamala. no, my husband hasn't posted on instagram in like three years.
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yeah. no, no man says had breakfast feeling great. ready to go out. took four deep breaths. ready to man up with kamala. kamala never happened. greg. you know president trump is a he's a dude and he's like he's one of the boys, as we would say in wrestling when i when i did my sit down with him, even when our interview was over, we were talking about boxing and football and just guy stuff and kid stuff to the point they're like, mr. president, you got a really important dinner to go to. he's like, but i'm talking to my bro. and i was like, appreciate you, but you probably should go to that catholic dinner. and he went. and the reason why is papers were all messed up because he was hanging out with me. he was like, oh, i didn't read these jokes in time. i don't want to tell you why. because he was he stayed for one extra beer with the bros and we respect that. you tell us we're wrong. we open the door. we're. how dare you? we pull a guy off. he's been trying to attack you in the subway. he's just as bad. no
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one's voting for that. and here's the deal. women want men to be men. they have girlfriends. they don't need the men to come in. like i sat in on one tupperware party onc. and all i saw when it was my turn, i was like, it's a bowl. what is it? yeah. and then i broke my own neck and got out of it. so. but it wasn't men. it wasn't women. it wasn't gay straight. i said it was everybody. everybody was in the room. jamie, i'm sure you're used to this. you're up there doing your best, and everyone in the audience is like, what is he talking about? let's go. and they all just go. and that's what happened. it was across the board. yeah. yeah, but bros can joke like that. yes, yes. he's not going to cry. no, don't you cry, jamie. no. don't you do it, jamie. what. thought a lot of great
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points and insults were made. i didn't even know that about england. that makes sense to me. because, like, i lean right. my wife left. nicely done. i don't think it's that crazy that somebody said they wouldn't vote for kamala for not being on joe rogan, because i think some people get it wrong when they when they say it's because they like rogan, it's because they're fans of rogan that that's not the case. it's because it's a place where you can heal them, hear them, be a real person, i don't think i think rogan has the reach, but it's because jd vance and trump came out and were real human beings for three hours and you were like, holy. like that's who i'm voting for, which we never got from kamala. she she treated america like like it's like it's always a first date, right? like it's always the first date. like we couldn't find out anything bad and still like her. it was like
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world. yeah. does it bother you that that europe is looking down on us? it bothers me every time france criticizes us. if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking german. so first of all. absolutely. and no one reads magazines anymore. nobody. like they're making these covers for what the internet. do you think they're going to sit on the cover they're looking for to find out what house kat timpf really lives in? yeah. so again, this is they're saying that. but i'm seeing i saw on the streets outside of london, it was a sea of people. and they you know what they're calling themselves over there? the deplorables, the deplorables support americ. so the people it's the same thing. first of all, any one of those magazines come say it to our face, watch what happens. second of all, we don't care.
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this mainstream, the what do you call them? the legacy media? yeah. you're dead. so you're probably back to newspapers and magazines that no one's reading. your influence is done. there's an opportunity to reset and report the news and be journalists. again, i don't know if they can do it because i don't know how many people bought that, but i wouldn't have bought it. i wouldn't even lined it with my bird cage with it. i don't even have a bird cat. you know, i think that europe always has an issue with us in terms of we are always we're always thinking big and we dream big, and trump is this big figure and they just find it so unsettling. oh, he's so gross. yeah. i mean okay so i like love their onion soup. but other than that i don't really want to hear like i mean french people like why do i care what soup french onion soup is amazing. yes, but except when it burns your mouth. but like, what's their view of the world? first of all, their view of the world. it's like what? like you
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get like you work like four days a year or whatever. you know what i mean? so like, obviously you don't understand, but it does kind of piss me off because of where would they be without our money that we make from working all those other days of the year where they're sitting around eating baguettes or whatever they do over there? i've never been. is that what they call them there? i've never been to france. the most french thing i've done is eaten the french onion soup in an irish pub. i have been to france four times their airport. i like that they. i also like that they put the butter on the lunch meat sandwich. yeah, but you know, these are all things i can do at home. i mean, i've been there four times more than i've ever needed to. jamie, it's kind of funny. i feel like america has become the most interesting place on the planet now, and everything else looks kind of stale, much like your material tonight. and every night. yeah. is it okay if we just don't care what they
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think? like, is that a possibility that we just. i try i was i got a little bit i got a little bit aggressive and i was like i'm going to read the french newspaper because i took i took french in college, but i took it at a community college. so they just taught us to do a french accent and. i don't, i don't know. don't you think i'. i'm with tyrus. i haven't gotten the guardian since we got rid of our hamster. i think they were all so surprised. i don't think you were surprised. i don't think you were surprised at who won the election. and i think that ignoring a lot of the obvious things was a reason to be surprised. i don't know, i sort of felt like it was going to go the way it went. so i feel like the surprise is coming. i knew trump was going to win after the assassination attempt. i go, i think he's gonna win. i remember like the way he speaking about being a real guy. that's how you discover what you're actually like in a time of like, you know, like whatever. a crazy thing like
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that, you get to see what a man is really like. and if you remember back to that assassination, the very first thing trump did when he touched his ear and found out he was okay, he goes, hey, grab my shoes. yeah. which, first of all, how effing expensive are trump shoes? yeah. that he was like, my skull is okay. what about my shoes? like, if it had been me, it would have gone very different. i would have been like, could you guys grab the poop that fell out of my pants? you don't have to bring it to me. just get it off the stage. i knew he was going to win. from that day, i felt like it's true. winston. a lot of that press was from england. the press has always looked down at american politics and republicans in general. so it's not that surprising. it's not. i have to pick up on what tyra said earlier. and, you know, our corporate media, our mainstream media is as despicable as the american mainstream media. but there's actually far more concerning what's happening in england. in fact, england today is what america would be if it had elected kamala as president. and it's really it's quite sad.
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i've been here for about two weeks. america is about lifting people up. it is not an envious country. england today is about tearing down the aspirational, tearing down those who want to do better with their life and as a consequence, people are fleeing england. things are even worse actually. a week ago, my lawyer back home called me up and said, two of your tweets are technically illegal. you could be arrested when you return. that's not a joke. they've been clearing out the prisons to put in people now for literally facebook memes. there's someone in prison right now. they cleared out the prisons by the way, and actual offenders, criminal violent offenders. one person reoffended the day he left. there's one guy in prison for a facebook machine for three months. there's one woman who is doing two and a half years for a tweet. right? the free speech is in utter peril. it's a disgrace. it's not just england, it's the whole of europe. it's unbelievably concerning what you hear from england. it's worse as well,
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these retailers. thank you. i know a lame duck passes the buck. biden emerged from his crypt to address the country for the first time since trump won after calling everyone garbage, he called for an end to division role of doris. you can't love your country only when you win. you can't love your neighbor. only when you agree something i hope we can do no matter who you voted for, is see each other. not as adversaries, but as fellow americans. bring down the temperature. bring down the temperature. the last time he had a fever, it was from the 1917 spanish flu. this is rich coming from a guy who labeled everyone to the right of maxine waters, a white supremacist. he also spoke very highly of kamala. she's been a partner and a public servant. she ran
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an inspiring campaign and everyone got to see something that i learned early on to respect. so much. her characte, she has a backbone, like a ramrod. a backbone like a ramrod. that was a dig. this i. the old ramrod. hey, yo. you know. but you know his ramrod is more like a ramen noodle, if you know what i mean. but how did he really feel about kamala losing? he seemed pretty happy, didn't he? check out what our camera caught when he walked away. from.
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the random guy walking by. cats. do you have any insight into backbone of a ramrod? no, no, i do think he's really happy. yes, and i'm happy for him. i think he's probably happy that it's all done, too. i mean, think about what joe biden's life must have been like for the past. however many years. i feel like everyone's probably kind of looking at him like he's in trouble, but he doesn't know why. he's like in a perpetual state of having just received the text that says, we need to talk right? you know, you up, but you don't know why. because you don't know what you did. yes. he's got he doesn't know what he did. yeah, he doesn't know. he knows that everyone's disappointed. yeah. and finally he's got to he gets to be free. yes. he gets to run off and
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then slowly pass away. jamie. yeah. what. that's it's going to happen to all of us. yeah. but hopefully they're not smiling when they say it. yeah. i bet cats. cats. right though i'll bet he gets texts like we need to talk and then text like you need to learn to talk. stuff like that. i heard that biden liked the zoom meetings, the speeches better. he wanted to have. but i guess at the end of that zoom meeting the other day, he kept hitting escape, hoping for a door to open. is what he. are we done? you think it's over? do we get do we ever see joe? i think he was absolutely excited. i wrote down those two things. my favorite parts were. and i'm glad kamala is getting some time off to take care of the ramrod. i think it's a serious operation. he also said, am i crazy? but he also said these guys have been. he goes, these guys have been busting their necks. i was like, i don't.
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that's what i don't think. that's it. ramrod, is that it? right? i think you bust your or break your neck. i don't think you bust your neck, do you? he just. that's why you got divorced. i think. were you bust a nut for nitpicking? yeah. stop nitpicking. winston. what did you make of that? his call for lowering the temperature. well, i he actually seemed quite pleasant in it. forgive me for complimenting him, right. yeah, but my theory is this is his plan. it was pulled off because if you remember, there were rumors of a coup, and nancy pelosi and the obamas trying to get rid of him against his will. and before they could put in who they wanted their candidate, he put in kamala. and so maybe he didn't want them to win. call me conspiratorial. i think he seemed different. tyrus. listen, i want to say he was
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