you that took the time to be informed voters to go out. some of you didn't love voting early, but you did it anyway. it made a big, big difference. those of you that waited on line for hours on election day, i really believe you made the difference. and i'm grateful to every one of you. thank you so much. all right. that's all the time we have left this evening. as always, thank you for being with us. thank you for making this show possible. please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever, ever, ever miss an episode of hannity news. any time. every time. all the time. foxnews.com. hannity.com. and in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld standing by to put a big, big election win. smile on your face. have a great weekend.

yes, yes, yes. yes. all right. all right, all right. i said stop it! god, it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. he thrills the nation with his impersonations. comedian tyler fisher. she fights for the jews in her jimmy choos. this is one human rights lawyer, brooke goldstein. she's got a baby on board, and it can't be ignored. new york times bestselling author, fox news contributor kat. and just like trump, he's responsible for landslide's new york times bestselling author.

all right, i'm out of breath. all right, before we get to some news stories, let's do this. greg's leftovers. it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, we'll tape joe mackey's eyes open and force him to watch jimmy kimmel. lefty meltdowns continue with dozens of kamala supporters pledging to never have sex with conservatives. trump supporters are calling it a win win. in response to these liberal women denying men sex, one man felt a great sense of relief. in a historic first, trump's next

chief of staff will be a woman. i know i'm very happy for her, but don't worry, she has a driver. oh. siouxsie wiles becomes the first female chief of staff in u.s. history. and unlike female appointees, she has no penis. good for her real woman. so googling how to move to canada has become a popular search with liberals, along with how do i find someone to bang my wife? because they're all cuck. democrat strategist james carville was stunned by trump's reelection, saying, quote, i'm in a very, very dark tunnel

right now, you know, as opposed to his usual tunnel where he stores his food pellets and larvae. espn stephen a smith told the view he could see donald trump's victory from a mile away. it's the same thing he said about joy behar. she's a big lady. as a result of trump's victory, the dow jones surged 1500 points this week. yeah, nancy pelosi made so much money she put a down payment on a new face. pop star madonna ate a cake that said f trump. meanwhile, chris christie ate a cake that said cake. yes.

richard gere, the actor, has sold his connecticut home for $11 million after revealing that he's leaving the united states. yeah, here it comes. good. and don't let the door hit you in the on the way out. it'll wake the gerbils. it's going to be on his tombstone. what's he going to do? rachel maddow is being mocked for warning the u.s. that it was headed for an autocratic government. she's also being mocked for her startling resemblance to hawaii detective steve mcgarrett. the safe word is book em, danno.

earlier this week, president biden called donald trump to congratulate him on his victor. he also apologized for the stains in the lincoln bedroom. the situation room, the oval office and most of the west wing. later this month, mcdonald's will bring back the mcrib at select locations. it's not exactly a harris victory, but it's close, said one woman. according to a new study, the secret to better sex is a full night's sleep. so that's why mike huckabee is smiling. ha ha ha. yeah, it's not really fall and finally, according to a new study, having fewer friends could actually be better for your health. in a related stor, guess whose life expectancy just doubled? all right. who?

so just ten days ago, trump's campaign was supposed to crash and burn. and why? the media told us that a joke by an insult comic would destroy any chance of trump getting latino voters. they claimed that the comic was a speaker, and that of the eight or so hours that madison square garden, he was the only one there. then they waited breathlessly for millions of latinos to buy their. what happened? well, on tuesday, president trump got 46% of latino voters, the biggest share by a republican contender in modern times. el. hell, even ricardo montalban voted for trump, and he died in 2009. it was at its purest form, the death of fake news, the collapse of brainwash. for some reason, what usually worked before fell on deaf ears, which makes us wonder how

did this propaganda not work on millions of americans? americans, even as the media industrial complex orchestrated its typical fury, it was as if the population was vaccinated against a virus that the elites had no immunity for. call it a hoax, de-wormer, a drug against brainwash. and it worked because this time around, the world post-election seems pretty serene. new york city, surprisingly, isn't on fire. the only noise you hear is in the media. everyone else is getting on with their lives. geraldo is already back tying, tying up women on railroad tracks. looks young. there. seriously, you have to look for the drama online at msnbc or the view. but how long will this calm last? after minimal self-reflection, even the new york times is back at it. trump will fulfill his promise to be

a dictator on day one. he sends troops into neighborhoods like my own to try to round up undocumented immigrants, that he sets up a network of camps, mass deportations, and would likely plunge the united states into something like a recession. his tariffs likewise promise to spike prices for most americans and cause costs that go up dramatically. that version of trump could result in abandoning ukraine to advancing russian armies, could result in extraordinarily erratic foreign policy in the middle east. talk about reveng. i sure hope joy reid doesn't go through with that sex tape. so if we know they're never going to stop, how do we respond? well, by teaching the rest of the public the skills you developed for seeing through the bs, it's like x ray vision for excrement. so stop looking

at this as republican versus democrat or left versus right. it's us versus the brainwashers. and we need to expand our team. it's up to us to convince kamala voters that they were gaslit, too, and make the truth more prominent than jesse's bald spot. because, again, why are republicans and even some dems not acting crazy when the kimmel's and the hustons and the maddow's are? and how can you explain that the media loved biden to the end until they didn't. then they tossed him aside for kamala, who they hated to the end until they didn't. it was a brainwash machine. and yet, even when media coverage was 78% positive for kamala, we were immune. it's like we've discovered a superpower, a force field against hoaxes and media lies. so how did this happen? well, for many years, people assumed the media had their best interests in mind, the truth. but as the media

grew, so did their bull's eye. and you experience what's called the gell-mann amnesia effect when you suddenly can gauge the truthfulness of an article because it's about you or your life, a plumber might assume everything on the front page is true until he reads a piece on plumbing and he realizes, wow, this person doesn't know. literally. i mea. this idiot just described a basin wrench as an offset hex wrench. what an. see the point is, if the topic involves you, then you see the lies, which is what happened on a mass scale to millions of trump supporters when they were labeled racist, violent extremists. suddenly the gelman effect went national. i mean, if they think i'm racist, what else are they lying about? so imagine if everyone got this that none of

the brainwashing could work anymore. the ladies of the view might actually have to find honest work, and cnn could be turned into something useful, like a pickleball court. so the goal in the next four years is to unite all sides with one shared enemy, the media. so forget attacking democrats. hell, they've suffered enough under their own policies. period. tyler. tyler, obviously all those liberals scared of what trump's going to do, what do you think trump's going to do using trump's own voice? well, i have to thank him for buying me four more years of this show. yeah, i was going to retire. but you know what a great week we've had. and we're doing no tax on tips. we know that we're doing no tax on

overtime and we're doing it because nobody's talking about this. this is what the american people want. we're doing no tax on mcdonald's. we love mcdonald's. no tax on nuggets. they said, sir you can't do that. we have the senate. we have the house. so we have a great cabinet. we have rfk, secretary of health. as the new head chef of mcdonald's. no, listen, listen. chicken nuggets. excuse me. excuse me. chicken nuggets will actually be healthy. you'll lose weight from the fries. we have fresh atlantic cod for the fish filet. and we're gonna clean house with the new secretary of taking out the trash, elon musk. so i fired everyone. so we're firing everyone. so there you go. it's going to be so great. it's going to be so great. yes. thank you for that. a little medley of voices, a little medley. it's schizophrenia all right, brooke, tell us what you think.

are we in an era where we suddenly realize everything we get from the media is a lie? well, me and you knew that, right? we've known that for many years. and i'm so happy that everybody else has woken up. the media bias. it's orwellian. it is so real. it is so obvious. and sometimes, you know, it's just so overt. i was lucky enough to be able to attend some of the rallies invited by trump's people to hear him speak in private context, and it's remarkable how they misquote him and how they take his words out of context. and then, you know, it's less overt, it's more covert with all the editorializing, the cnn headline, the day after trump wins, it's trump retakes power with a disruptive influence. what could be less disruptive than a peaceful transfer of power? it's a democratic influence. and so, you know, it's just the whole keying and hawing about how this is going to be a dictatorship, how our

rights are going to be taken away. it is on its face, ridiculous. this is democracy working. the people have spoken, not just the electoral vote, but he won. you know, the majority of the american public. so they are so out of touch. they are so elitist. i hate when the celebrities go out there and wax and opine about it. why do we even listen to what they're saying at this point? it is so true. cat, what do you think of my theory that like, okay, you are you are in the media spotlight when someone like you can assume everything that's being written is probably accurate until you read an article that you were interviewed for. yeah. and then you read it and you go, i didn't say that. and that was a joke. i was joking when i said that, and it tells you that maybe all the other stories that you were reading about, i don't know, climate change or the automotive industry is

equally flawed. well, you have to you have to just start questioning things that you read and also look at motivations of things. there are certain people whose entire job, i mean, in our situation is to watch fox news and then write about how bad everything they saw was. yes. so that's their motivation. that's their job. so you have to read that with that lens. but that's not like that's the only form of media out there that does stuff like this. these people on these channels. when this worked for a while. right. this worked for a while where they had their highest viewership. talking about the, you know, trump and all these bad things are going to happen and the walls are closing in. yes. the walls haven't obviously is reelected. so you know, but that's kind of worked for them for a while. so that's why they're doing it a division. and this kind of fear mongering, it makes money. it's far more interesting to say that on tv than it is to say trump won, but it's probably going to be fine. yeah, nobody tunes people tune in for. so just i'd say look at motivations of things. yeah,

the walls are closing in, but it's the wall on our border. see what i did there? and i got a cross if you wanted me to. if you wanted me to clap for you, you could have just asked. yes, yes. what about that, tyrus? the fact that, like, okay, we always have to begin every. every time i ask that you called this early on, you said the polls were bs. but do you believe that it was artificially made close because of what kat was saying? to keep the keep the money flowing? no, i think the problem is, is that we have an elite group of narcissistic morons. so no, i wish that was a joke, but it's not. they don't to go on tv every day to objectively talk about something. you have to study. you have to research the pros and cons and both candidates. you should find things you like, things that concern you. it's called doing work. that's why all the old journalists look so old. because they smoke cigarettes

and stayed up all night checking sources and this and that, whatever. when you get the view who are like, i don't have to think anything. i don't like them. and i'm rich. so you shouldn't like him either. and i can say anything because no one's going to check me. i surround myself with people. they'll have one puppet republican who was scared to death to say anything against them. or if or if she does come out, they'll interrupt her nonstop. so there's this level of stupidity and it spreads because they don't have to all they have to say is trump is hitler, and their followers will be like, well, maybe he is hitler. but then if anyone actually paid attention in history class, they'd be like, he's not anything close to hitler. there is no other hitler. hence why we know who hitler is. yeah, because there's just an ignorance and it's an arrogance to where i could just say whatever i want to. then they get caught and they can't say i have been wasting network money lying to you. so they have to double down and go even stupider.

yeah. and keep saying things like i was. i only watched because of the clips. you force us to watch the view. i do, i do, he does, he does. he's like, yeah, you predicted it. good job. guess who's watching the view for a month? so. cats babies going to come out and be like anti-sunni like as soon as you but you, as you watch them, you see them just age and cringe because they get caught up in their lives. so what do they do? the new word is misogynistic and guess what? their only mistake was they didn't. they blamed white men. they forgot that black men, hispanic men, and asian men too. so that's the new thing. yeah. and then they're like, oh, it's just men. and then they're like, well, 53% of women. oh, it's stupid women and men. so they'll just keep going till they're down to the

only thing you can trust is a penguin. the penguins, they get it because they're running out of people to blame. yes. so this is fun because they just keep it going. keep it going. next thing we hear is apparently the extraterrestrials also voted for trump. so they're just it's a long line of just stupidity because you don't have to practice or educate yourself to be stupid. yes, that is true. all right. up next games pass the buck after running out of luck. customize and save with liberty mutual. customize and save. and then i wake up is lemieux with you in all your dreams? oh yeah. only pay for what you need. liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty with cascade platinum plus, i have upped my dish game. oh, in that dishwasher watch me. platinum plus gives you the highest standard of clean even in your machine. clean enough for you?

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blaming joe biden for not getting out sooner, for unilaterally anointing kamala, then, for pushing joe out in the first place. then george clooney writing the op ed urging joe to drop out and then him doing it too late. kamala's advisers are saying the polling data showed she was winning. obama advisers are giving kamala bad strategies, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. look, is there a question? no, no. okay, so i read a great book called from good to great. and, you know, one of the principles in the book, and as the founder and executive director of my own organization, to have a successful company, and i would hope this would translate into running a successful campaign or running a country, you have to be able to have a little bit of self-reflection, right? right. you have to be able to analyze what's working, what didn't work, and then make the changes that have to take place

in order to succeed next time around. and that's just simply not what's happening here. they lied about biden's condition, and then they orchestrated a coup. they put kamala in. she was never elected. she bypassed the primaries. they installed this leader who everyone saw as a puppet of, of obama. and what is so remarkable is that they spent $1 billion in three months. and this first six weeks of that campaign, she was hiding in her basement. okay, so how are you supposed to trust a party that spends $1 billion in three months, loses, and then goes to say that they can run the economy? i think the american people are smart. this was all about emotion. all of the reporting was absent. any type, you know of facts and the people have spoken. what can i say? you know, people say cat, that it's like they spent $1 billion, as if that's crazy. but that money was that money

did go somewhere. people got rich. it didn't really even matter that kamala lost. there was $1 billion that got split up by, you know, political operatives and whatnot. what do you think? do you think they'll learn from their mistakes? oh, probably not, because they're trashing each other. yeah. and you got to take a look at what maybe you did wrong. i mean, it was so obviously transparent and they were already kind of. you know, i want to say playing from behind, but then you're going to say something weird about that. so i'm trying to think of another way. i'm trying to think of another way to say, play it from behind. but that's what i mean when they when thank you guys. when they it's not going to stop him. yeah. when they went when they spent years telling us that biden was okay. yeah. they spent years being like, there's something wrong with you. you're a conspiracy theorist to think that biden is okay. and

then so i feel like a lot of people with eyes who saw these videos of him were like, i doesn't really look great, right? so then they came out and she was really a media manufactured idea, more than a candidate for the longest time. and mostly they were like, kamala's here, right? so i think that people i mean, they really need to admit the things that they've done wrong, admit that some of that stuff i just said was messed up. yeah. and examine that. it's not that the examinations start now. it needs to go back a few years come from behind. i know no, i'm not going to make some kind of sick, disgusting joke about. that's where i was struggling. i'm like, i know exactly what i want to say, but i can't use that. so he is so going to do it. i'm waiting. you know, he's going to do i'm going to pick my moment. so, tyrus, i want to do a little experiment with you and no, no, no no. this. all right. get behind him. yeah. okay. remember how on the end

of every scooby doo episode, the monster gets the mask taken off? okay, imagine this is a scooby doo episode. it was the. and then they get. and they pull the mask off. who is the monster doctor fauci? ha! i know, listen, i played a lot of sports in my life. and when you get your kicked, you want to blame the kicker or you want to blame the coach, or you want to blame your girl calling you two minutes before you go on the air to complain about some. you don't care about. that's that's not what it is. this this train of horribleness started when they started telling us what we had to do with our bodies, and that if you didn't wear, if you weren't, if you didn't get the shot, you were basically a terrorist. and people lost jobs and they didn't care. and then

all of a sudden they send all this money out and people were stealing it, and it never went to the people who were supposed to get it. you don't kind of forget that, you know, when you had to literally step into your now, i know a lot of men came home and got sprayed with aerosol cans and had to put their clothes in a trash bag. yes, and a butt naked and walk in and be like, did you get bread? and then you got to go back and then you got to go back out. you don't forget that stuff. and then when we finally get through that, then we continue to be lied to and be told. and then, lo and behold, we found out that men are horrible. and then we're told that it's okay for women with a set to punch another woman in the face. and if we question it, there's something wrong with us. so they continued to pepper everybody got a little bit of their, and eventually everybody got together and that's why they lost. it's not because the puerto ricans were like, oh, we can't take a joke. yeah, that wasn't it. no one's that brittle. they are. yeah,

they and that's the thing is like we it was their brittle leadership. tyler, what is your analysis on this? first of all, it sounds like tyrus needs a couple more booster shots. oka, well, you need a booster chair, so we'll get it together. there you go. well, if you need that shot, i'm always willing. hey, are you there? i'm right behind you. he's a big guy. he's gonna need about 50 boosters each leg. that's what we're gonna have to do. yeah. what was your question? i didn't really have one before. the height shaming. would they ever realize, or do they have enough self-awareness to look in the mirror and go, you know what? we are responsible for this. i can't even see in the mirror, you know, i'm looking at my forehead. you know what? i'm talking. we share a kids bathroom. you know. no, no they won't. and you know, a lot of them are deleting their instagram pages, which by the

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harvard's canceling classes. dartmouth is offering listening circles for depressed students to discuss their feelings. georgetown gave students milk and cookies and legos to play with the distress on election day. what about us? who's us? the people that have to put up with their tantrums, aren't we? i don't have to put up with their tantrums. no, i mean, i feel like having college students been crying for a while. yeah, they didn't do this cry for jews after, like they've been crying since like 2014. yeah. so i feel like the milk and cookies have been a thing. the puppies have been a thing. the coloring books have been a thing. most usually you do have to go to work after something happens. that's like, can be far more devastating in your life. but yeah, it's also college. like, why do people even go anymore at this point? it's so expensive, it's so expensive, and you're not even, like, practicing being a human. yeah, i don't understand. it's an anti-educational. yeah, it's

so expensive so that you can get told that it's okay that you don't have to go to work. if something doesn't go your way. yeah, you kind of do, actually. yeah. if i were the dean, you know what i would do to help de-stress them? fight clubs. there you go. just have it beat the crap out of each other. you know, that'd be great. tires. i would enjoy it. great. yeah, i would, i would watch the hell out of it. it's not. you can't blame the kids. you can't, because i can. remember when i was in college, there was something that happened somewhere, and they're like, we're going to take the day off. and i was like, oh, it's terrible. we got the day off, get beer. yeah. so it's the it's the professors. it's the ones who are doing this. it's they. did you know, i was talking to guy benson today. they did this when bush got in the same type of professors who had days of mourning because the religions were coming to get them. you know, they these professors are the problem. and to your point, there was no day of mourning for october 7th. yeah, you know what i'm saying?

but there's a day of mourning because you didn't get your way. that's more proof that you should never a better time for the university of phoenix. never better. a time for trade schools. because being in an ivy school is not about learning. it's about becoming a sheep. and you could go to montana to do that. and you young women out there consider a profession of table dancing. i call that the school of hard knockers. you just, like, had to get that in. i had to get that in. i started thinking about the school of hard knocks, and then i went there. tyler, i feel like i could use some therapy because the impact of all this relentless winning. yeah, has created an uncontrollable euphoria. i feel like i could use some serious bed rest. sure. well, you promised me we're going to dave and buster's and gapkids after, so i hold you to that, i do. i

get you for the weekend. yeah. yeah. i gave you five tickets. i love i love all this. the dartmouth did the listening circles in honor of kamala. shouldn't it be laughing circles? they all just said. and they're all sitting there crying. i'm like, are they going to cry in different accents? like, is he playing? what happened to the plan? oh, you better thank a union membe. so anyways, you can edit that part out or add a laugh. hey, add a laugh in there. whatever you got to do. fake news. it's all fake news. brooke. tyrus. his point about like, how they did not give a crap about what happened after october 7th. in fact, they kind of energized the people on the other side. and here they're just like, oh my god. we have to be sensitive to the feelings of people who can't handle an election. yeah. you know, just to correct, they did cancel classes, but it wasn't to mourn october 7th. it was to facilitate all these pro terror rallies and to allow

them to burn the american flag in the college quads. and you know what? you're going to get in colleges is, is a lesson on how to undo democracy. and that's why i'm really, really looking forward to the second trump administration to see how they enforce our laws, how they enforce title six of the civil rights act, because we are now paying for those milk and cookies. right? none of these universities and colleges should be receiving federal funding because they are operating in violation of the law. all right. and, you know, just to end on the same note, i am really looking forward to seeing how we are going to root out the pro terror, radicalization and the foreign funding to the tune of $1 billion a year from states like qatar that are going towards radicalizing these students and turning them against america, turning them against israel. this is a major national security threat. i've spoken about it many times. in my opinion, is the is the greatest

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guy who turned on trump gets treated like a chump. donald trump's former lawyer, michael cohen, claimed he would leave america if trump won. yeah. wait, wait. he's since backtracked on that promise and now he's paying for it on his tiktok live stream this week, users kept trolling him with delightful filters as he lost his roll it debbie. wow, genius. you are. can we stop with that? i appreciate it, i don't like the stupid turkeys. all right, let's just let's just knock that stupid off, please. the following day, i turned around and i said that there's no chance in the world that i'm leaving my country every single right within which to turn around. would we stop? so we can? all right, two seconds. i'm going to end up blocking this idiot. ha ha ha ha ha! yeah. tyrus. every day

this election gets a little better. it goes back to what we said in the first segment. these these morons think they're so smart, and they're so clever, but they don't know what accountability is, because if he had any accountability, he wouldn't be in the position he was in the first place. yeah, yeah. it's another one of those losers who gained status by being anti-trump. the scaramucci, the avenatti, they come and then they go, yeah, but they continue to exploit. yeah. which i would never do. like i would never say, oh, my hats are for sale. you know, on my website, i wouldn't i wouldn't just keep exploiting greg gutfeld and make comedy great again. koozies. you know, because i'm not a turkey. i cannot believe that hat is actually something you would sell. i only have this one. it's. i'll sell it. exactly. brooke, do you. what do you

think? this is one of those people that was made by criticism of trump. what is he going to do now? yeah. and you know, he was like the star witness alvin bragg star witness against trump. and that's clearly why. because he'll say anything and not mean it. but you know what? i cat would watch the hell out of a show featuring him being trolled. i could watch this forever. it's i, i don't think i could because it's just hard to like hard to listen to. it's the same crap. like of course you're not leaving all these celebrities who say nobody's ever leaving. whether it's the celebrities saying that they're going to leave because of trump or, you know, your boyfriend with a wife like when people say, i'm leaving, they mean it 3% of the time. it's like i'm done. and every reality show, you're not done, i'm done. you're so not done. i'm done. yeah. and i'm done mailing it in next, i'm matt morgan and

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short kings, and you're going to you're going to love this one. greg. yeah. short guys have no representation. that's true. you know, things like lower urinal height. right. no height requirement on the dating apps. yes. okay. if men have to put their height on there, women have to put their weight. she wants to know if i could reach the top of the fridge. i want to know if she's going to clean out the fridge. it's called equality. it's called equality. you're fired. you're fired. all right, brooke, what do you what are you most qualified for? well, i'm so happy you asked greg, because i want to say president trump. i'm here to serve the administration anyway. can obviously, i think i was born for the position of special envoy to monitor and combat anti-semitism. but if that's not available, i will be the czar on islamophobia. iris, press secretary. that would be amazing. kat, i know you hate

government, but yeah, i do. i guess maybe maybe i could do like i spearhead a psa for restaurants that nobody, nobody wants. cream of mushroom as a soup of the day. i would support that legislation. cream of mushroom. you're fired. you're fired. i don't know what i would do. i guess i could be, like, social chairman, you know, plan parties and stuff. you don't go anywhere. that's right. i don't go anywhere. i think greg should be the guy he calls. what do you think? i don't like it. if he ever needs a toilet joke or a poop joke. there you go. oh, i'd be. i'd be the chairman joint chief of poop jokes. there you go. i'll be the co-chair. yeah. there you go. very classy. we can share a chair. yes, in an outhouse. don't go away. we'll be right back. yes. we admire

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