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shapiro jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city, and this is the 5. >> the bigger question should be yes sunny why did they vote for anymore sweeping -- w no -hy- t nohe. we need to be introspective. good grief. in thes in the media are now on day three of completely losing their minds over trump's landslide victory.ly i like to say that. landslide victory and the onlyo way they can cope is by crankinh up the resistance radicalng democrat u governors are alreade scheming on ways to sabotagehemi trump's second term and it lookt like good old greasy gavin wants to be its leader. california governor newsom is ordering up a special session oi his states legislature in order to trump proof their progressivr

policies on climate change andgs immigration.clim the freedoms we hold dear in california are under attack. and we won't sit idle, california has faced this challenge before. i and we know how to respond. and other blue state governors are also trying to talk tough. v >> i would remind you that a happy warrior is still a warrior.is you come for my people, you come through me.le the key here is that, you know, every tool in the tool box has got to be used to protect our citizens to protect our residents.ed and protect our states, and certainly to hold the line on democracy. on democracy. >> if there's any attack on the garden state or its communities from washington i will fight back with every five or of my being. >> the moment they try to bring a hateful agenda in this day i will stand ready to fight for

the way we do things here. and nancy pelosi is breaking her silence by throwing both harris and biden under the bus saying we live with what happened. it really made it almost impossible to have a primary at that time. if it had been earlier it would've been different. harold. what are they resisting it's only been 72 hours? >> it's good to be back with you and i would encourage everybody to be gracious in losing or except the victory depending on what side you're on periods tradition for them to say on behalf of their states that. i'm reminded when trump was in

the white house and were number states that thought it violated the rights of their citizens and they came together the file lawsuits unsuccessful but they tried and took steps to guard their citizens from the harms of the federal government as amendments allow them to do that. i'm reminded also that when roe v. wade was overturned the power was given back to the states and they have passed laws since to try and reflect the will of the people wherever they live be arkansas or mississippi or california whatever state. president obama campaigned on wanting to close guantanamo bay and couldn't. one of the challenges trump will faces all presidents do is recognizing and reconciling the campaign promises with the

reality of making those promises policy and that is the rub in politics how do you do that. trumps advantages that if the house does turn out to be a republican house like it currently looks he will have all levels of government on his side and the majority people in court were appointed by republicans so i am not surprised by this it's an american tradition of state standing up to what they believe and the good thing about it is as if you think they're wrong or right or vice versa ultimately voters make the final determination with state legislatures or governors or whatever. >> how do we unify the country when the left is refusing to work with trump. the governor saying i'm not going to allow my state to work with trump. my favourite was phil murphy the

governor of new jersey who said i will fight with every fibra of my being except donald trump got 1.9 million votes in new jersey which was 600,000 more than joe murphy did when he ran. >> you expect that from democrats like they are not always the best losers unlike republicans who take it easily the resistance is coming into focus remember the first trumped firm it was comay and muller now it's the blue state governors. and the 2028 presidential race has started. the best way to raise your profile if you are a democrat is clash with trump does that help the people you represent know but they don't care it's about politics. so the big battle will be energy at first and trump might not win every battle there because states control their own energy

and electricity and water and all that. but they can jawbone and from the podium and make him look stupid. also homelessness they have the olympics in l.a. in multiple years trump will be president and there is what 50,000 homeless people per block in los angeles the need to get that together i think he can be effective in that because nobody wants to embarrass the country and then also deportation they will lose the states on this because that is a federal issue and there will be clashes because you will have cameras out there making sure they capture images of ice taking these people away and they deserve to be taken away sometimes you do tough stuff but aoc will tie herself to migrants it will be hysterical. sometimes dad has to do the tough thing doesn't always look a great but it's the right thing to do and that's what we expect.

>> katie the interesting thing is in california gavin newsom thinks he can be the resistance. or the horrible d.a. in los angeles with proposition 36 that allowed increasing a penalty from prop 47 that harris was in support of is that they are saying they are geared up for the resistance. with them flipping nine counties in california as it passed and all kind of -- counties in california as they want punishment for criminals. it wasn't even close rate california cinnabon state in the country for people leaving the state not coming into the state of because of the policies of the far left and is they are

beholden to the far left in the student them not just at the federal level but also local racists. so democrats have an opportunity to look at this and say we can work with trump. the people of our state's want us to move closer to the right-sided of the political spectrum as the entire map shows with the arrows to the right and they are tripling down on failed policies have rejected what about senators who say i worked with donald trump what are they going to do? >> it's a good question i will think about it this weekend. i don't think it's about democrats against republicans or right versus left i think that

fight is over and it's too small. there's a larger battle bigger than that and it's us versus the brainwash. nothing was real before trump was elected it's not going to change. some people didn't buy it and they had a superpower their ability to see what was true. they understood that nothing in the media is real. it just so happens that trump supporters reached the conclusion first because they became the target of allies and hoaxes. they were red pilled before the harris supporters and that will happen later. we talked about the amnesia effect today someone normally trusts the media on topics they understand. and they stick that piece of medical insurance and suddenly you see the media for what it is

and what happened to trump supporters and they say they have a racist or militant and it turned out everything. right now this week when you go outside yet to look pretty hard for a postelection outrage and we have to look for it. but everything is calm as the american public spoke definitively. you can no longer act like you rule. we spent many years with the tiny segment of elite society that trick the world into thinking they were pushing marginal beliefs and trans beliefs. ten voices on twitter pretending to be 10,000 but nobody is buying anymore. and we were just too scared so the calm you are receiving is evidence of the hysteria

betrayed by the media no longer taken seriously. america got red pilled and the rest of us have to take a lot of the harris supporters how they were tricked as well. show them the fine people hooks and this is the truth. that is the tentpole of all hoaxes. and it's to show it was a narrative created in reverse. and looking at immigration it doesn't matter nobody is buying it. and cnn that is done. in your face harold. i had that didn't take long. president-elect trump is

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: [laughs] just days into trump landslide victory and he is already delivering big results on the border crisis. new york city mayor eric adams pulling the plug on those freebie debit cards for illegals that cost us over $50 million, and it happened just one day after adams had a phone call with trump. a massive migrant caravan from mexico made up of thousands just got cut down in half as illegals rethink their shot at coming into trump's america.

this is music to the years of latinos who want a tougher border and backed trump big time giving him historic numbers for a republican. but instead of dealing with that reality, joy reid is trying to shame latino men. >> latino men, who despite the utter disrespect shown by trump and his promise to deport some of your mixed class, mixed status family, most of them voted, 55% majority, to make the deportations happen. yell voted with stephen miller and david duke and against your own sisters and -- who chose kamala harris with 60% of their votes. so you own everything that happens to your mixed status families, and to your wives, sisters, and abuelas from here on in. >> jesse: and abuela is a grandmother in spanish, for those of you, not for those of you, everybody doesn't know that. [laughter] judge jeanine. judge jeanine, they are playing

the race card on themselves. >> judge jeanine: you know what the crazy part of all of this is? it's so crazy that they will use whatever mental gymnastic they have to come up with to make it negative against anyone who may have supported donald trump. and so what you've got are people like joy reid, who i think pretty much hates everybody, coming out and saying it's all your fault. whatever happens is going to be your fault. you know what? i don't even like talking about them anymore because they represent such a small percentage of americans. look, it turns out that immigration was the second most important issue to voters, and to those voters who rated it the number one issue, 88% of them voted for trump, and those were latinos, and they were blacks, and they were whites, and they were everybody. you know why? because everybody is against crime. everybody is against a country where we let people in unvented

and we don't even look to make sure that they get arrested, that we allow sanctuary cities to exist, that we allow people like eric adams to give these debit or credit cards because he thinks it's cheaper to give them cash because they don't like the food we give them. give me a break. sometimes i don't like the food, but i eat it. you know, and the whole thing is so crazy. we need to be a safe country. first obligation of america is to protect its citizens, and these people are just noise in the wind. they don't matter. america has spoken. the majority have spoken. we don't want it. deal with it. >> jesse: it is pretty impressive how we are already seeing results and he hasn't even started the transition, greg. >> greg: yeah, the debit card story is proof that the thought of trump gets results. it's like when your parents go away for the weekend so you throw a kegger, but when the adults come home you better start cleaning up the mess because if you don't there will be hell to pay, and i think that is the way trump effective --

after trump won, the e.u. said they are buying oil from america over russia, i wonder why. the moment the guy wins, the bad stuff starts going away. the latino district that voted for trump by 75% also voted for clinton by a huge margin. i guess that is misogyny, too, i don't know. i think joy reid has completely lost her crap. the latino vote is another example of a media narrative failing to have any effect on an inoculated population. the narrative stipulated that this joke by tony hinchcliffe was going to turn latinos against trump. trump gets what, 45% of the latino vote? the majority of men, largest in recent history, the democrats somehow assume that latinos can't take a joke, right? they also assumed people had no other concerns, you know, besides a joke. may be for elites, latinos on x, you know, who don't have to worry about crime or inflation

or the economy or immigration, they can get upset about a joke, but nobody bought that narrative, and echo back to what i said before. it's not about left or right anymore. it's about how the news creates narratives to brainwash you, and it's not happening. >> jesse: katie, i believe the leader of mexico is a woman. i don't think latinos have a problem with loading a woman in office. >> katie: looked. the identity politics, the divisive identity politics democrats relied on for years and years and years are sorted to come to an end. they made all of these assumptions about people's skin colors trying to win elections by dividing people up and assuming you are from a certain group or a certain gender, which lately they can't even define, you should vote for democrats because republicans are racist. donald trump is pulling those coalitions away from the democrats, and they don't really have a way to make it up. i mean, having joy reid screaming about how latinos are essentially the new white supremacists in this country

isn't going to make their community safer, it's not going to make them have more money in their pocket, and they are smart enough to know they are going to vote on issues rather than voting on who they should be told deserves the recognition or their party affiliation, as a result of their skin color, and they are panicking because they really don't know how to work on this, given they relied on it so heavily to win in the past. >> jesse: harold, why don't you guys just make it easy on yourselves and claim it was rigged? >> harold: that would be what you guys would do. we decided not to -- >> greg: what do you mean by you guys? >> harold: you know what i mean. [laughter] i would say couple of things. why don't like about what we're doing with joy reid and some other friends of mine are doing in this space, the voters have spoken. and when barack obama ran for president in 2008 and created these coalitions of voters, coalition of support that included republicans, that included traditional supporters of republican candidates for

president, we were excited about it. and republicans, i might add the party, the republican party over the last eight years, ten years, has really reorganized and reintroduced and reimagined itself. they are now the party of the working class. we were the party of the working class for a long time, and donald trump, whatever you want to say about him, his being and his political athleticism has allowed him to do that. one in three voters of color voted for trump. he won hispanic men by ten points. he won voters 18-29 by ten points. the way you address that is not to say to those who are 18-29 that you are doing something as an affront to your parents or to say to hispanic men, you are being disingenuous to hispanic women. no, the question is, they made a calculation that donald trump would do better lowering prices, securing the border, lowering crimes in their neighborhoods, making energy in america so more jobs in ohio and pennsylvania and keeping little boys out of little girls' bathrooms and

sports. those are the issues. all this other stuff we are talking about, it may make us feel good. doesn't make me feel good going to dinner parties, i just walk out now because if they don't want to get serious and honest about what happened, we are going to find ourselves in a cycle of losing. and i don't like losing. i don't like losing not because as a person and politics, because i think when we do governing good as a democratic party, we do it well. but we are not doing it well right now, and we are not going to do it well if we stay focused on the nonsense. in the pettiness that some are talking about right now. >> greg: you go to dinner parties and you don't even tell me about it? [laughter] you know it's funny, just one last thing, you know, it's not racism, it's not sexism, it's brainism. we are bigoted against people who don't have brains. which is why joy reid takes this so personally. >> jesse: and again, abuela is a grandmother in. yesterday we learned -- now we learned abuela. >> greg: should try to learn one new word a day.

>> jesse: i will see one monday. up next, dems still licking their wounds after trump's ballot box blow out. now some media folks need their own joe rogan. ♪ ♪

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it's kind of the audience the harris campaign should be trying to reach. we had to come to grips to grips with the fact that legacy more media isn't as important as it thinks it is. joe rogan is more important than any of us. can't beat them in the social media game democrats are calling on the government to regulate them. >> the report was sets of rulings that the deal with the supreme court this money coming in and were legal protections to allow these companies to do if they want to. i think a normal contributes a maybe we need a different regulations for social media platforms with less money there. but that conversation isn't happening yet. jesse it's not like the vice president wasn't invited to do joe rogan and she didn't do it. >> it would've been a disaster. >> there were a lot of mistakes made in the keep talking about the need to find their own joe

rogan and if they had one his name was joe rogan. he was a bernie bro they expelled a rogan and musk and rfk and they said where did the borough vote that's where it went. if they did have a show like rogan what would it be called the status quo show all they do is defend the status quo. you know how many things are off-limits in the media. you can't talk about anything you need to defend power. if you listen to a show for three hours where they tried to hide the truth has to be the most boring thing you listen to so they won't find their own rogan or whatever until they get rid of all their stupid rules about what they're not allowed to talk about who you have to defend then there might be somebody to listen. >> to the point of an jones can the government actually regulate them some kind of success in the

podcast radio world they tried it with rush limbaugh and it didn't work. >> i listen back but i misunderstood as i thought he was saying the social media platforms like facebook and stuff when they are saying thing about young men and young girls and stuff. so interpret that. let me step back i disagree with the premise. i agree with the fact joe rogan is more powerful in reaching voters then legacy media i agree with the premise that legacy media needs to think of their self-importance. but if joe biden reinstated the executive orders trump wanted. cashless bail to increase penalties on criminals and went back to say we are going to

produce more energy here after ukraine was invaded by russia i think we wouldn't be talking as much about joe biden's mental acuity if his policy acuity was good if you have good policy you can go on any platform and talk about what you're doing and people will say i like that politician that man or woman and what they are saying. so before we get to the platforms they want to talk to and share our ideas with we need to get some good ideas first. >> that's a good idea. >> judge one of the biggest narratives was trump as a threat to democracy and at the exit polling shows he beat harris on that topic as people were watching and saying i thank you guys are the ones who are the threat to democracy. >> and the truth is once they started coming after us has great talked about it and we knew what they were accusing us of we then had to look and say

maybe he's not guilty for what they are saying about him and when they have an open mind they can look at things more objectively when they say they are looking for their own joe rogan that's the mistake the equivalent of joe rogan. joe rogan was in the middle. he was a centrist. that's why they lost they couldn't be centrist everybody had to be right or left we all had to be in a box then the box got smaller as they kept cart compartmentalizing us as a racist hispanic sand sexist black men but you had joe rogan who had bernie sanders on and john federman and barry yc had everybody on. then when you think about it may be this comes down to something as simple as donald trump is a great businessman. donald trump understood business americans and selling. what kind of entrepreneur

78-year-old man who garnered an understanding of social media the left couldn't that he got onto tiktok and did these rallies and podcasts. he had the mind of an entrepreneur who took all this stuff wasn't of his generation and said i will feed into this and with that democrats didn't have a chance. they weren't just martus trump was. >> they say they are looking for their own joe rogan he's an organic success in podcasting is not like they pluck them out and said this is your job now this. i don't know if they could create that. >> like somebody looking over and going i wish i had a happy and marriage while philandering. there's certain things you have to do in jesse's right.

they can't have a rogan under the current structure of their conversation. but what they always say some people here in this table is that it not your jessica but that we need to have a real conversation. it's like that's what we're doing right now and joint answering the question if you want to have a real conversation they are like know you can't say that you use the wrong pronoun they are like ants building in and he'll unaware there is a giant massive overpass being constructed above them. so self obsessed they turn identity into fetish but one erie is the democratic party and their media arm lost their muse when musk bought twitter because remember where do they get their stories before you bought it

twitter right suddenly you saw an end to cancel culture when twitter it changed hands stories were being collected from the lattice accounts on twitter. and reporters recently get up in the morning look on their feed and fashion the latest outrage based on purple cat haired ladies hysterical streaking and that we get picked up. you would see daily beast then they would run away and now they are floundering it's hilarious. up next more trump victory meltdowns. michael cohen controlled with türkiye had filter

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>> harold: it's not just the media that's melting down. several u.s. universities are coddling college students who are upset over trump's victory, blowout victory, by canceling classes and providing safe spaces and offering treats like milk and cookies. jesse and i would like that, as well as lego toys and coloring and mindfulness exercises to get their minds off the election results. meanwhile, adult americans are suddenly very interesting in moving to another country. former trump lawyer and fixer michael cohen was among them, but he has since backtracked. viewers on his live stream weren't having it when he announced, trolling him with a turkey head filter. watch this. >> can we stop with that? i appreciate that. i don't like the stupid turkeys. all right, let's just -- let's just knock that stupid [bleep] off, please peered all right? i did. i said i was leaving. and then the following day, get that through your dumb heads,

the following day i turned around and i said that there is no chance in the world that i'm leaving my country, thank you very much. all right? i'm not leaving anywhere. you leave. this is my country. >> harold: i saw jerry seinfeld talking about how his kids were giving kids some space. i think this is silly. we live in a country where you are going to get things that happen your way and things that don't happen your way and yet to be tough about it. judge, what are your thoughts? >> judge jeanine: think about how they are training young kids, even college kids. we are training our kids when things are bad, don't like something, go in a corner and sulk and have milk and cookies and play with your legos. have to play one more thing. compare someone who is salty about donald trump winning to the 17-year-old in israel who joins the idf and is handed an ak-47 or an ar-15 and goes and fights with their life and their country. compare the two countries in the next 30 years. >> harold: prime time, what

are your thoughts on this? >> jesse: i'm sinking about leaving this country and where i would go, if i go to an island, you don't want to be the most famous person on an island -- [laughter] they will kidnap you. >> harold: that's what you are thinking? >> judge jeanine: date kidnapped emma, not you. >> jesse: women and children first. and then i was thinking france and i'm like, they are probably not going to like me very much over there. and i can't speak french. and then great britain. bad weather. middle east -- >> forno. africa, you got to be kidding me. asia, same thing. i'm ruling out continents, relax. it became italy and australia, australia is a little wild but i like the people and the language, and then i'm just thinking italy for the food and the weather. so we are going to italy. that's where i'm leaving too. not now, but eventually. >> harold: better question, where would you go? >> katie: i would go nowhere. >> harold: if you have to.

>> katie: i will die as an american in america. >> harold: so would i, so would he, he said he would go to italy -- >> katie: can i talk real quick about the kids and the campuses. they are paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for these degrees. they should get their money back if their classes are getting canceled. also, this is elitist privilege. if you don't have real problems to deal with, you get to be upset and skip irresponsible it is to do this. nobody who has real problems is crying and skip in class, and these adults are setting these kids up for failure for real life and the real world. it's not nice or empathetic. >> greg: i agree. i hope these students die. their hair back to a normal color. my question is what about our therapy? the people who have to put up with people who need therapy. you know, we are the ones who have to be the brunt of their self obsessed hissy fits and their tantrums. i feel bad for their parents, their relatives, sisters, brothers, you name it. you know come a they are crying now, wait until we start naming the schools, the park, the bridges, the tunnels, the airpo,

the public buildings after trump when vance becomes president for eight years not to mention the presidential library built by barron. i'm betting on 12 years of winning and then i will need some therapy. i will need serious bed rest because i will be a victim of uncontrollable euphoria. >> katie: to much winning. >> judge jeanine: hear, hear! >> harold: i would go to cape town, south africa. >> judge jeanine: do they have diamonds there? >> harold: i'm not leaving america, let me be clear, but cape town is a special place, before you dismiss the entire continent. >> jesse: i will vacation there. i'm not living there. >> harold: fair enough. "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪ i'm not a doctor. i'm not even in a doctor's office. i'm standing on the streets talking to real people about their heart. how's your heart? my heart's pretty good. —you sure? —i think so. how do you know? you're driving a car, you have the check engine light. but the heart doesn't have a hey, check heart sign. i want to show you something.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: "fan mail friday." first question, probably the only one because harold won't shut up, from lg, this is a good question, name one thing that you have done that you don't think anyone else at the table has done. keep it clean, judge. >> judge jeanine: oh, why are you starting with me? um...

smoked a hookah i in the middle east. >> greg: i smoked a hookah, but not in the middle -- maybe i have. >> judge jeanine: you haven't. >> katie: i have. >> greg: you have? >> judge jeanine: how is the middle east to find? >> katie: israel. >> judge jeanine: yeah! >> greg: such a good question. >> katie: shark cage diving or skydiving. >> greg: you should skydive into a shark cave. >> judge jeanine: skydive. >> katie: let's do it. >> greg: jesse, you have done nothing interesting in your life, let's be honest. >> jesse: that's pretty true. i wake up, i go to work, i go home. come back to me on this. something that no one else has ever done? >> harold: at the table. >> jesse: i put my finger one time -- >> greg: where? >> jesse: you don't remember? >> greg: [laughs] >> jesse: sucker. >> katie: wait, you didn't finish the second. >> jesse: greg --

>> judge jeanine: oh! >> harold: staying on the theme of south africa, i picketed against too. god, everybody did that. >> jesse: virtue signal. >> greg: berkeley and slept in it for six months. you know what i did? i went to a clothing optional swingers resort with an anthropologist. >> katie: wow. is that real? >> greg: yes. >> judge jeanine: do you keep the clothing on? >> harold: i kept the clothing on. >> jesse: i went to a spot in germany. >> greg: really? >> judge jeanine: i went to a show once in where was i, south america -- >> greg: a nude spa in germany. >> harold: i'm going to take over this segment if you don't. >> katie: anyway. ♪ ♪ at harbor freight, we design and test our own tools and sell them directly to you.

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number 152 in popularity.in it's funny in the same year the name gregory was ranked. i could just say in your face. you probably feel it enough thiy week. in your face. >> you are running out of stuff. click send me harold things. cooks these two ladies came out this afternoon she came out and over to me the sweet little lady is ready for her to say in your face it. >> i love it. see, it is out there. earlier this week l.a. dodgers star hernandez traded in his baseball glove for rubber gloves to work a ship at raising came my favorite chicken places. for second base and fresh off ac world seriesel win. serving customers at the drive-through walking county may tempt us stop his adoring fans ensure you beat them.

cook katie. >> the trouble is it new york laguardia airport had built the paris fugitive monday morning. a raccoon dropped out of thehe ceiling dangling from a wire before falling on the floor after running around near the spirit airlines gate for five minutes. then wildlife professionals will able to capture and release the rogue raccoon. just try to catch a ride. >> poor baby.mi >> reminds me of thend raccoon they put down. terrible. listen, i am on hannity tonight. do we have anything, there i am hannity tonight at 9:00 p.m.raci raising cane's good chicken? as good as blue ribbon? looks good french fries too. cook says it for us. have a great night, everybody. ♪. jon: transition to donald trump second presidential administration is officially underway.