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their home. anything can happen bye. jami after just three yeao at any moment. i want my do to be a podcast host, because he thinks that's where friends and family and people the action is. yeah, this the that i serve to know that we have this device to potentially article i read was written by save lives, protect your brian stelter, and it was hard family. go to life net. go to to read with all the frosting life dot net or call 877 stains, but he is. it, don't lifevac. fema really has a you? don't you think that saying, i'm leaving to explore crisis of its own making on its hands. this trump transition podcasting and streaming is the same as saying i don't have a team moves at a pretty good job yet? yeah, because we could clip here we are headed into gaza, where the battle between all do that. is this the israel and hamas rages on. fox news reports. all right. beginning? cnn's there's rumors are going to be cutting a lot of people out. and msnbc, if unfortunately, that is all the they don't get rid of some of those people, that's a looney time we have left this evening. tunes bin. you're going to see, as always, thank you for being i think a monumental shakeup in with us and making the show a lot of the legacy media and possible. please set your dvr from the political side of so you never, ever, ever miss this, there is such a cut the an episode of hannity for news. anytime, every time, all the cord mentality. now, the time. foxnews.com, hannity.com. ability to reach voters here and in the meantime, let not except here, but to reach your heart be troubled. greg voters on broadcast and on gutfeld standing by to put a linear to be able to deliver campaign messages is that much smile on your face. have a great night. harder. there was a large number of the electorate in arizona you couldn't deliver a tv ad to, but that's the most effective way people should be exploring other opportunities
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in media. and that's what donald trump did very successfully on this campaign, using podcasts and other forms to circumvent and talk to voters where they are. cat would you listen to a chris wallace podcast? doesn't that sound pretty exciting to you? i don't not really. i mean, it's also just like, man, we got a all right. yes. happy one week lot of podcasts already. yeah, i think he's a little late. everyone has a podcast. yes. even his dad has a podcast and anniversary. oh. happy tuesday, he's dead. oh, sorry. i'm everybody. so the trailer for sorry. i feel so bad. tyrus, i mission impossible eight just premiered in this latest installment. tom cruise faces offended you. don't know. you don't. it's physically his most impossible mission ye. impossible for me to feel bad. find a job for kamala harris. it's all right. there's those who say that he died when cnn plus died. so. yeah, i'm gonna. yeah. in 2025, it looks like republicans will now control i'm gonna just throw this out the senate. the house and the white house. yes. all right. there. mr. wallace, you might want to call cnn back. i can't meanwhile, meanwhile, the only see saturday night. bunch of thing that democrats still control is rashida tlaib's bros coming from the gym. like,
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shock collar. donald trump has what are you about to do? i'm named kristi noem as his about to turn to chris wallace on dog. like, i just, you know secretary of homeland security. what i'm saying? like, unless wow. okay. as a result, you'll unless this is your civics teacher going. you're a class assignment tonight is you have never guess who's threatening to listen to chris wallace to move to canada. you're not podcast, and there will be a pop quiz. yes. matter of fact, going to let that slide yet. 13 i will be on with him and you all need to zoom in for monkeys are still on the loose attendance. other than that, in south carolina after a there is no way in and blue dramatic escape last week from a research facility. in related hell that joe rogan is going to be like, hey, those wallace news, guess who came down with numbers are creeping up. we got monkeypox? he's there. senator. to do something. paris. what if he does a sex podcast and it's you know. meanwhile, the called call your granddaddy. remaining 30 monkeys are already back in the lab testing oh, call your granddaddy again. a cure for baldness, much to again? not even doctor drew could bring that out of him for the relief of this man. george anyone to watch. like i mean, clooney is taking a step back that if he did that, i would from politics after being listen. of course, you would. blamed for kamala's loss. he you would listen once. you would too. i would too. you says he's going to stay out of would listen to his podcast for
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the public eye by continuing to make movies. looks like chris four months and then would have to tell you to leave it alone. you got to leave it alone. all wallace is leaving cnn. yeah. right? maybe he'll maybe he'll come on the show. probably not. wallace says it's an effort to not that i care, really. don't go away. we'll be right back. better identify with cnn's when a tough car finds you on viewing audience. made you the go, a sirup would be silly. hey, try robitussin juice pack think, didn't it? the more you know. and mattel is pulling with the power of robitussin. and every bite easy to take. thousands of wicked dolls off cough relief anywhere. chew on the shelf because the package relief. chew on a. we here at contains the address for a saint denis want our patients site. no apology necessary, to be happy. i'm a master with the scalpel, but i'm also the said one happy customer. i master of another blade. even if it kills them. oh, god. i'm don't get that joke, but maybe glad we didn't do that. saint denis medical check your local i'm not supposed to. so four years ago. joe biden made listings. jordan, love and the packers take on caleb williams and the bears. or the niners kamala harris the borders czar. face the seahawks. touchdown! then, when she did nothing, the it's a huge day of football sunday on fox. home of super legacy media insisted she never was the border czar. as if we bowl 59. he was only 47.
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i mean, look up the phrase to help save thousands of doesn't give a f, and you're holocaust survivors who are going to find that picture. i suffering in the former soviet union today. the needs that mean, he'll make migrants turn these forgotten jews have are back just by glaring at him. i'm scared. he scares me. and something beyond anything you can imagine. have you eaten i'm a citizen. but it's clear this morning? i ate the carrot he's not angling for his next job. just the one he's been so i ate half of it yesterday. hired to do right now. and and this is what she ate in two sooner the better. millions of illegal aliens flooded our days. one carrot. the last of southern border over the past four years. because joe welcomed them like they weren't you. please pray for me. the his fifth grandchild. they got international fellowship of christians and jews began this ministry to help elderly jews debit cards, hotel rooms, even the option of sex changes in living in horrible poverty around the world. we urgently prison. no less. hell, even i need your gift of $25 now to would take the sex change. i help provide one survival food mean, it's free. i don't want box with all of the foods they critically need for their diet it, but it's free. like free for one month. when you call right now, your gifts impact stuff. but if they listen to will be doubled to help save the incoming president, then. lives. i have a tremendous love and he didn't even speak
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english, i bet they'll listen for israel and the jewish people. this is why i'm to this one now. it's possible partnering with the fellowship. that millions will leave on it gives me a way to their own, just out of fear of getting arrested. you know, authentically bless jewish like a lot of us do at kudlow's people in need around the house right before animal world. but i believe in god. control arrives. so how will the opposition respond? as but i sometimes feel maybe he forgot me. perhaps you could always with language. and it's tell my story and i will find a all about the mass. the mass matching soul that would deportations that donald trump has promised. the mass understand you. i face hunger deportation pledge that trump has promised this time around. again. please don't delay. trump's new border czar, who call, scan or go online now to will be tasked with carrying out trump's mass deportation promises. the plans for mass help rush one survival food box deportation. how trump will to a holocaust survivor. when fund this mass deportation you call right now, your gifts plan. a lot of people thought that when he talked about mass impact will be doubled to help deportations, he wasn't being save lives. this is what god wants from us. just feed the serious. he was absolutely serious. what it means is hungry. if you hear god's grandmothers. what it means is voice, i'm asking you to act brothers and aunts. what it means is abuelos and abuelas. now. do it when it's on your it means dreamers. it means heart. i pray that they'll know family members. what's spanish in their final months that they're not alone. be part of for chill pill? the only
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the fox news all-american christmas tree lighting. you dreamer i see is anna dreaming can win an all expenses paid trip to new york city for four about eating a box of oreos. with free flights, hotel and but you see the grift? it's not more. simply go to fox deportations. it's mass news.com/games and play the american culture quiz for your deportations. emphasis on mass. they've done this before. when chance to win at a time. j.b. the left created hate speech, it was to go after speech by lasalle erin perrine. catch up leading with hate. when they to our studio audience. fox news tonight at six i'm greg came up with assault rifle, it gutfeld, i love you, america. was to go after the gun while playing up the assault. and here it's distract from deportation by playing up the mass. which raises a question >> laura: good evening, can the media tell us the everyone i'm laura ingraham and cutoff between mass and not this mass? have they ever given us the difference between mass and just regular old deportations? they never did the math. then again, no one ever asks and most of them can't count higher than the number of their remaining refills for zoloft. somehow it wasn't mass deportations when obama did it. you didn't hear the cattle at the view calling him a fascist.
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then again, it's hard to understand people when they have a mouthful of field grass. so what's the answer? i'll use smarty pants. how many people do you allow in every year? personally, i say 500 and they must know deep tissue massage and look great in athletic gea. but the number can change every year based on what the country needs and what it can handle. it's not a people question. it's an economic one. everything in life has limits and amounts. you don't pour a 12 ounce beer into a shot glass, and you don't squeeze a circus bear into a size two pair of overalls. now we know that the left understands limits, and california with smash and grab thefts, they created a $950 threshold. if you didn't exceed it, then it was only a misdemeanor. it's why in california, my book
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costs $951. it's odd. the left are happy to decide how much of a bad thing we could endure, but they're flummoxed by good behavior. so just for kicks, ask someone what's the number you're okay with? they can't give you one because they hold your beliefs to absurd standards. when the left gets into power under the guise of centrism, they move easily to the left. when the right gains power under the same promise of centrist centrism, they cannot move to the right at all. which means any action to gain control of the border will be defined as intolerable, even if it's pure common sense, which is good news for us. we realize nothing we do will be popular, and that's freeing. aoc can cry. the media can call us fascists. we don't give a. you guys. you were the guys that
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threw this kegger while mommy and daddy were on vacation, and now the adults are home and it's time to clean up the mess that you made. let's welcome tonight's guest. all the voters want to build a wall around his act. writer and comedian jamie lasalle. she could write an encyclopedia on how to handle the media. republican strategist erin perrine. she's almost a, a mom i'd love to fire. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and i use his underwear to go parachuting. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. that guy. that guy. right there. yeah. so, jamie, this is where i relate this topic to your crumbled
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marriage. it seems that the czar has a don't give a attitude. does that remind you of your ex-wife and how she felt about your marriage? i relate to a lot of this stuff. being separated from your family? yeah. and i'm here legally. i was voted 4 to 1 to deport tom homan. i love the way he looks. he certainly looks the part i heard he auditioned for the sopranos and they said he looked too dangerous. you're too dangerous to be. i think it's kind of funny when they go, oh, they're going to deport like grandmothers. there's probably grandmothers that are criminals. people get older and have kids that have kids. yes. right. you don't get a free pass. there's a lot. you see an old guy, you always go, oh, that's a nice old guy. no. get older. yes. there's some charles manson. he died at 82. he looked so kindly when he died. murdering grandpa is what he is. absolutely. and the view, what the view said about, like they said, they were being so alarmist. like they're going to deport u.s. citizens. that's not what he said. they're
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trying to. they're. so they're literally a bunch of big, fat liars. they really are. did i ever tell you that once i was on, i shouldn't even say it? once i was on a cruise ship and one of the members of the view was on the cruise ship? i'm not going to say which one. and she looked. she looked a lot bigger in person, and i shouldn't even say we seriously, we were at a port and like, we were stopped and she was standing off to my right and left and i was looking off. i was looking into the water and this whale came up out of the ocean, snapped a picture of her. he goes back into the water. i don't know, i hope when they refer to mass deportation, they're just talking about those four women. erin. erin. i think like the view and others think that this tough stance is a negative. they don't seem to realize it's a positive to the trump voters. it's a positive to the majority of the american people who elected donald trump president.
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they are sick and tired of having a callous open border. they see communities in the south that are being decimated. they know that most states in the united states feel like border communities now, because of fentanyl getting into the united states. but one thing that you continue to see from a left wing media propaganda stance is this mass deportation versus, well, i don't even know if you're going to have enough people for a mass deportation, and are you going to have enough money? they're trying to. what about isms to failure on the front end? oh, so you are going to deport over the let's just start with the over 1 million people who have already been adjudicated through the justice system and have deportation orders. is a million people mass enough for you, to your point, or is that not enough people, or is that is that too much? they're going to play this both ways. you're not going to have enough money. you're going to deport too man, too many, not enough people. because at the end of the day, the idea of removing the people that should not be here in the united states is baseline, something they cannot understand. yeah, and it's weird. cat, this does seem like
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a really like if you got like just economists, republican and democrat in the room, they would figure it out in an hour. but they never do that. they never actually ask what is good for this year? why can't they do that? i don't know, because for me, it's kind of simple. and for me it's i feel like if you are a criminal, then you should leave. and i feel like it also, paying for a free stuff for people. i don't want to be doing that anymore, especially when there's so many people in our country that are suffering. but also, i feel like if you're two things, if you're nonviolent and you are self-sufficient, i don't see any reason why we should be spending money deporting you. so we'll see how he does to say that he said that he was going to deport citizens is crazy. he did not say that. right. but at the same time, as you pointed out, when you look at his face, it's like if there was a face that made me feel like maybe i should start to learn polish, like it would be that guy's face. yes. what do you think,
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tyrus? well, first of all, i think we have to consider the source when they complain they've gotten everything wron. the reason why this election was so one sided. so keep pedaling the that you're just not learning from your lessons at least wallace was gracious enough to know. like, i'm getting out. yeah, because we don't get it. so i'm going to hit the eject to save what's left of whatever journalist, career or legacy i wanted to have. so i think that's the when they do say that. and also i like the fact that this pick higher was the one also that was attacked nonstop. they tried to embarrass him at the senate. they tried to ice needed to go. they wanted to abolish everything that they stood and worked for. so they're now the person that they tried to bury is now back. and does he have a little bit of a chip on his shoulder? yeah, yeah. he does. and i would too. and the whole point of deportation is to get
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everyone that crossed illegally out so that we can focus on the ones who are coming in the country the right way, because there is a lot of reform that they're looking at, like for a lot of businesses, a lot of places that try to bring in good workers and the visas and the lottery system and all those things that hurt them. this while they're getting rid of that, they're going to make it easier for those who want to do it. the right way to be rewarded. well, it will no longer be a lottery and those type of things. so again, i hope he hits the ground running. i had i've spoken to him a couple times. i ran into him one time at the airport and even at the airport. he was off because again, again and he was he was off. her flight was a little late. he was a little madder than the rest, but also. but also when you think about the people that they tried to ruin careers and we're seeing some of them getting back to the positions they want, and those left wing media should be
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afraid because now they've inspired him. so he's not just going to do it with a smile on his face. i don't think he has the ability to do that, but he's going to do it at a high level and if you are a criminal, if you did cross here illegally, you probably behoove you to start heading that way. you know, because he's coming. be careful when you say behoove in front of the view. it means something totally different. oh yes, a therapy session for trump. depression through. that's good. so what are you thinking? i'm thinking about our honeymoon. what about africa? safari? hot air balloon ride. swim with elephants. wait. can we afford a safari? great question. like everything takes a little planning. or put the money towards a down payment on a ranch in montana with horses. let's take a look at those scenarios. jp morgan wealth management has advisors in chase branches and tools
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employees to cope with the stress of trump's victory. they're also scared that they're going to be fired in a mass firing. also, you know, they're doing all these little, little, little stress programs and little get togethers. do you think that your place of employment should be managing your personal emotional response to an election? no. maybe i just grew up in a different generation, but everybody should be scared for their job every single day. at any moment, my boss could call me right now and fire me and say, like, get a job. yeah, but for these people, this is exactly what donald trump is talking about when he talks about the deep state, these entrenched bureaucrats who need to have their fields acknowledged and need to know that, that it's not going to be bad with trump at the helm. one, if they've already served in the government and they survived the first trump administration, i imagine they can do it again. so let's calm down a little bit. and two, if you are really wondering, as a bureaucrat in d.c, can i stay
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and serve the mission of the united states with donald j. trump at the helm? and your first thought is, i need a therapy session at the state department. you should get a new job. yeah, no. cat, this has to infuriate you in a couple of levels. yeah. one of it being that there is an assumption when you're in the a bureaucrat that you can't get fired. exactly. you're entrenched, as aaron said. exactly. because the reason they're worried about this is that trump has talked about having him having elon musk fire people in the government whose jobs are unnecessary. yes. how dare you? how dare you actually say i could be fired? yes, but if you're saying so, if you're saying, oh, no, i could be fired from my job. oh, no. i need to figure maybe what you should do is more work at your job. yeah. so, like you. right? you're admitting that you are worried your job is unnecessary and you want me to feel bad for you because i don't want to continue to pay for you to off all day. that
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that is. it's not supposed to be a charity. you're supposed to work is supposed to be where you provide a service and you receive money for that service. that's what we're supposed to be. you think you're a victim to? no. then work. find more work to do. make yourself indispensable. so that you can't be fired. don't cry about the fact that apparently you've been getting money for no reason. because you wouldn't be worried about this if you thought your job was necessary. exactly. you know, tyrus, remember when trump said that the enemy was within? this kind of feels like maybe he had a point that these. this was like the leftover resistance, the deep state foot soldiers? i feel like what president trump has to do, he's got to hire a couple guys from the movie office space. you know what? i'm saying? like, i think jamie and i need to come down in there and sit down and start looking at everybody's purpose at work. you know, we can wear suits up. talk to a guy whose name is the same as a singer and find out he doesn't like the singer. then fire him. they
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all should be fired. 1,000%. i would ask for everyone. can we get a printout of your x tweets and posts on facebook? every one of them. because we have to eliminate leakers and everyone who picked a side. and you know, i think you should have a lot of overhaul at the white house if you have things happening like, i don't know, cocaine on the ground, people making sex movies in the chambers, i kind of feel like you need a massive overhaul. and there's a lot of people there who are like, in charge of the department of staples. yeah, they should go. instead of having little town hall, little trigger sessions, have a little have a sign on there and a database for what app to send your resume. because everyone who was a part of this administration who didn't come outside and yell, hey, the president can't think straight, am i crazy? he can't talk straight. no one said anything. they ran their programs their way. they did it their way at
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the expense of the american people. so yeah, elon just fire away like they need to clean the whole thing. and not just there. he's going to have, what, 54 in the senate. yeah. what a great time for term limits, mr. president. you should have enough to get that done. so not only that clean them out and let's hit them with some term limits. and clean washington up. drain the swamp for good. jamie, they're having these cry sessions. given that your whole life is one big sob story, you could probably relate. i mean, this this defeat for them is basically just another day in your life. yeah, this is true. i really am thinking about what tara said that we could. i wish we were in a room and we'd go, hey, come on in for this therapy session. when they all get there we go. you guys are fired. yes. right. we lure them in. yes, because you're right. because cat is right. people need to prove that their jobs are necessary. i feel like if
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you said to kamala right now, like, hey, you're fired. she would say, exactly what is it that you want me to stop doing? yes, yes. yeah. did you one funny part of this article, the last time they held these types of sessions, do you know what it was last year? i think they by mistake, they sent out a bunch of emails and they misgendered everyone, right? they used all the wrong pronouns that was the last time they held one of these therapy sessions. people need to like, not have their feelings hurt so easily and just get over it. especially if you're going to work in the government. have some thicker skin. i was mistaken, someone thought i was a woman once and it's like, what do i care what one urologist thinks? oh, all that distance for one joke and it was worth it. all right, up next, elon has rockets flying and comedians crying. i'll be honest, by the end of the day, my flaws. yeesh! but who has the time to clean? that's why i love my swiffer wetjet. it's a quick and easy way to get my
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criticized her job and it made her sob. her video of the day comes to us from snl cast member chloe fineman. in a now deleted tiktok post, the comedian claims that elon musk made her cry when he hosted because he didn't like the skit she wrote. rollettes then. okay, i just saw some news article about elon musk being like, butthurt about snl and his impression. and i'm like, you know what? i'm gonna come out and say at long last that i'm the cast member that he made cry. you made eye chloe fineman burst into tears because i stayed up all night writing this sketch. i was so excited. i came in, i asked if you had any questions and you stared at me like you were firing me from tesla and were like, it's not funny. i waited for you to be like, haha, jk no. then you started pawing
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through my script like flipping each page being like i didn't laugh. i didn't laugh once, not one time. cut to the sketch, made it on and it was like fine. and i actually had a really good time and i thought you were really funny in it. but, you know, have a little manners here, sir. she could never work here. no, that's like that's every. she could never work here. i don't understand. when i saw the headline for this story like, oh my god, what did he say? it's like, okay, so let me get this straight. it is not acceptable to you to say that a sketch isn't funny in a sketch. writing room. yeah. that's what that's what he did. i don't maybe that's why maybe maybe that's the culture there. i don't know, but that would be why the show isn't funny anymore. if in the room that no matter what anybody presents, you have to be, like, amazing job we. that's insane. that's what you're. that's nice. if
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it's not good to say i didn't like this. he's like. and then he started turning the pages. no. that's right. he was reading. he read the whole thing. do you know how many times i've been told that's not funny? and i'm like, thank you. great. yeah, it's better now than before. it's on tv. holy. yes. what i mean, it's a writers room. that's what they're for. if not, then why is it the sketch? just go straight to tv with no one's input. it's amazing. wow, i'm so offended that a the richest man on the planet took time to read something that he was going to have to say. yes, and it sucked. and he told you i would tell you before it aired? yeah. and she went, she was whining about this. i, i chloe fineman was the one. imagine i was the one. i cried. i was the one. oh, matt, you know what? imagine watching this tiktok like, while you're in the
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hospital dying. yes! hahahahaha! oh, tyrus, how mad she made dying people angry with that video. guys, we do we do joke meetings where people tell me to my face that what i say is not funny. i'm not even a part of the meetings. i just walk by to see who's crying. because i stopped by to fill up the bucket of water from my fish tank. because the humidity in my office is ridiculous. for some reason, when they write intros for you every day, people have to write intros and i just scream at people like, you'll hear greg, like, this is supposed to be funny. are you mocking me? are you mocking me? you were so brittle, ma'am, that show biz is not for you. everybody who presents anything and you present. if you bring. there's nothing worse. if you're in entertainment, whether it's whatever your form is and you bring a special guest in and the guest gets your work and says, i don't like it, he's the guest. he's
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not the professional. he's not the comedian. you are. so if they don't like it, then you should be able to tweak it, change it and make it right. it's called constructive criticism. but to blame it on the guest, then the guest should have stayed and she should have went like they jus, you can't be this brittle. this can't be what tv has came to because it's a generational thing. i don't know if you cannot take tough words, if you cannot be told this sucks or i can in my entire i've not every time i drop gold bars, okay? and every once in a while you're going to say something that doesn't work. you can do what i do threaten the crowd or you can. you can move on from it. but the fact that you can't take constructive criticism explains why no one watches snl anymore. yeah, this is exactly why you don't get it. but it's not just her aoc. i haven't passed legislation the entire time i've been in, but somehow it's president trump's fault. like this is the brittleness that this country needs to shake off them. yeah, you
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should be able to cut it. you should be able to take this. like, did you see lisa lampley falling apart because somebody said, oh, i don't like your joke. no, i mean, it's ridiculous. well, that guy jamie, it is funny to think of, like the old snl, you know, they didn't cry. they just did a lot of heroin. that's right. could you imagine chevy chase talking to this girl? chevy chase? i can't, first of all, as a writer, she should know better than you. don't have to say i, chloe fineman. yeah, that. i mean, that tells you how bad the skit was. it does. that's that's what i means. ye. it's you and also tyrus is right. like, it's all these comedians and actors. and elon is going on there and he's got to deliver the words of the joke. and so he's putting himself out there. so it's his right to say whether or not something is funny. greg, honest to god, if i cried every time someone told me i wasn't funny, i would have no water left in my body. aaron, is
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there any. do you have any sympathy for this? no, no, criticism is not a bad thing. criticism does make people better come work in politics for seconds and see if you can handle it. shoot, we've heard stories and i won't name senators where a sitting united states senator got mad at a staff member. it was a democrat and made her eat her meal with a hair comb. you are sad that somebody told you that they didn't think you were funny. like, sure. all right. the hair comb thing is very extreme example. but in politics, like nutty things happen and it's a hard industry, you should be able to take that and say, you know what? it wasn't funny. let's make it funny. but then she goes on, she says, i was really upset, but he's butthurt. so then she's mad that he's mad and then she says, but he was actually really funny. so your whole story is just nonsense from the very beginning because he said you weren't funny. you know what you should say? let's make it funny. yeah. and you know, what's the worst part about it? she used the word butthurt. yep. still uses that word. it's just such a stupid word. i'm
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dying to know who that i'm dying to know who that senator is. don't say her name. could you just go block her website? what's her name? co blocker. no. she used. that's. klobuchar used a comb on her of her own volition. oh, klobuchar. that's right. klobuchar. klobuchar. if you're experiencing painful urination, try klobuchar. oh, when i see her, when i see her name, i just think it's a drug that's on fox. klobuchar i've been hearing voices in my head. klobuchar coming up, why we're leery of jon stewart's theory. klobuchar dry, tired, itchy, burning my dry eye. symptoms got worse over time, my eye doctor explained. the root was inflammation. citrate was made for that. so relief is lasting. treats the signs and symptoms of dry eye disease. don't use of allergic to sidra and seek medical help if needed. common side effects include eye irritation, discomfort, blurred vision and unusual taste sensation. don't touch container tipped, your eye or any surface before using sidra. remove contact lenses and wait
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the dems election losses on wokeness is b.s, while highlighting some democratic ads centered on border issues and pro-police messaging. he argued that they weren't running the last few months on woke issues. roland vera, everyone's talking about this wokeness theory. from cable news to the op ed section, i only have one problem with the woke theory. i just didn't recall seeing any democrats running on woke. they didn't talk about pronouns. they didn't say latin x. it was the opposite. they didn't do the woke thing. they tried. they acted like republicans for the last four months. they wore camo hats and went to cheney. family reunions. democrats were mostly running against an identity that was defined for them, based on a couple of months of post-george floyd, defund the police, metoo instagram post from four years ago defined for them. they embraced all that for years. they can't come around to reasonable views in the last few days, and then expect
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voters to buy it. i think we know the difference between an ad and reality. it is kind of strange that jon stewart doesn't. it's very weird. tyru. well, he's the check's got it clear. greg. but let's be honest, because, you know, when tim walz lost and was crying, i don't remember him having a camouflage hat on. and that had been the one time you should wear camouflage when you're trying to hide from crying. you just got your whipped all the way across the country. again, this is this is. they just don't get it. it's this is lik, worse than austin powers. like, you just don't get it. do you, scott? you guys failed miserably because of people like yourself. jon at one time was highly regarded on both sides. everyone could watch him. he was entertaining. he was fun. he was one of the top guys in tv. then he decided to go out on his own and tell everyone how to live their life. and it didn't work out. then he comes back and he thought everyone was just going to go back. you. you
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prostituted yourself out for the woke. literally. you all did. and then now you're trying to come back and say it was not that. yeah, it was people like you who refused to tell the truth, tell it like it is. you continue to support an administration that was lying to the american people, and you were fine with it. now nothing. everything went bad and none of you can say what the real problem is because they none of them can look in the mirror. you're the problem, john. but i appreciate that about the left. and let's leave it alone. let them live in their ignorance. keep it up. i am not a democrat strategist, but man, do i have a lot of good advice i could give them on how they believe that they are so esoteric that the american people can't understand the problem. wasn't the economy, even though they stood up there and told the american people the economy is great. no, they're they're dumb. dumb. you don't understand. we in the media elites are the ones who are correct and you just have to bend to what we're saying. democrats ran for years and have talked for years about gender ideology, about defund the police, about woke leftism in this country. and then all
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of a sudden voters are saying, man, not only is the economy bad, but i'm not happy about the southern border and social issues matter to me. republicans ran aggressively on keeping little boys out of little girls sports, and there were those type of ads all across the country, and they permeated with voters. and so for the left to continue to sit there and say that, oh, well, we're not the problem, it's the american people. keep it up. republicans will continue because their biggest star, jo, didn't even know butter was $7. yeah, joe, it's still i can't believe he can't tell the like he expected. the democrat ads to run like on issues that were killing them. like, hey, look at look at the porous border. of course they're not going to do that. yeah, it's such a dumb take. i'm not even kidding you. when that started playing, i tried to find the remote to change the channel, and i was just watching it on our show. it really is such a dumb take. like to try to redefine
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yourself in one. that would be like me showing up on this show wearing a chick magnet t shirt after, like, hundreds of episodes, proving that i'm not. yes, it's such a dumb take. you can't just, you know, it's really stupid, but it's cat. but the ads didn't mention latinx, so therefore it never existed. well, he actually said they acted like republicans for four months. anybody can pretend to be anything for four months. yes, actually, if you meet someone and you're like, for four months having the best time ever, like, oh, this person's like perfect for me. greg, you were on a road to hell and you better run away. i mean, wasn't kim kardashian's marriage 72 days, four months? almost together? that's actually, like, how long? like a classic narcissistic predator can pretend to be the man of your dreams? no, that's. yeah. useful knowledge. yeah. and then they. and then they start. you start seeing the signs, but then you think about how good the four months was. so then you sometimes waste two years of your life just for example,
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hypothetically, i was just throwing ideas out here. it's so hypothetical. and then you start to think that, you know, oh, well, the four months were so good. so maybe they were good. maybe, maybe this hypothetical person was running the campaign. i don't know. i find this so refreshing to hear this from the other side. yeah, ours is way more dragged out. no one laughed. all right. you got a whole four months? yeah. all right. up next, we'll podcast embrace a familiar fac. it's a funny if you have heart failure, vasica can help you keep living life with the ones you love. ask your doctor about vasica today. vasica can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections, and low blood sugar. a rare, life threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking vasica and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this
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