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i think my face is. i know, i know, i know, my face is paralyzed. it is. happy wednesday everybody. so president elect trump has nominated our very own pete hegseth. never heard of him. but first, lee zeldin and now pete. it feels like they're stealing my guests. who's next? steve doocy for secretary of whiteness. judge jeanine for secretary of pistol whipping. brian kilmeade as loneliness czar. joe biden and donald

trump met in the oval office today. joe complimented trump on overcoming many obstacles that he's also faced, like stairs. trump, of course, left the meeting with new insight about which carpets need to be cleaned. oh, but i would have loved to have been a fly on that wall. beats competing with the ones buzzing around joe's head. cnn is rumored to be laying off its top stars. i was just talking about this on my way to work this morning with my uber driver. don lemon announced he's quitting twitter. oh, i learned that from my other uber driver. during an episode of the view, joy behar gifted whoopi a lasagna for her birthday. joy said, giving away that lasagna was the most difficult decision of her life. dick van dike, who

turns 99 this month, said he's grateful that he won't be around to experience president trump's second term. yeah, i said that the first time, said one man. poor guy. elon musk and vivek ramaswamy will head up the department of government efficiency. government workers wishing to help can submit their resignations. there we g. thank you. good show. it was a good show. finally, people magazine has revealed its sexiest man alive actor john krasinski. better luck next year. randi weingarten all right, terrible, terrible. all right, so donald trump is yet to take office and he's already

making an impact. and not just on china, russia and doctor jill's plans for installing bedside commodes at the white house. no, trump is also decimating cable news. msnbc ratings have plummeted since he won. it's so bad. joy reid's wigs are looking for work at jesse watters prime time. cnn's numbers are so far down they're getting beaten nightly by brit hume's doorbell cam. hundreds of layoffs are apparently on the way, and i know that it's mean, but it would be hilarious if cnn fires brian stelter a second time. and the. and the poor guy just installed a shelf for his pies. it's so bad for mainstream media that chris wallace has left cnn to start a

podcast. he's 77. think about it. he's leaving legacy media at age 77 because he's certain that even he's going to outlive it. yes, but sadly, even fox news is feeling the pinch. it's not our ratings. i got millions of new eyeballs, and that's not including the ones i keep in a sack under my bed. donald trump's taking all of our talent. he just announced that the great tulsi gabbard is his nominee for the director of national intelligence. yeah. lee zeldin may be the new head of the epa. mike huckabee, the new ambassador to israel and boy, does the middle east need some relaxing. i'm. of course, hegseth is the new secretary of

defense, we hope. but as expected as trump loads up his cabinet with renegades and badasses, the left is melting down. they simply can't believe trump's putting in place real people, the kind that are loyal to america and not the usual suspects you find on jets to epstein island. and sure, they're triggered by hegseth. here's why. i. all. feel it. that's it. i'm gay again. not a big shock. was it? please. a lot of mouths on the floor right now. what? yeah. stop it. but here's your expected hissy fit to hesketh's nomination. if

he takes that for defense secretary, what do you think? i'm shocked. truly. and this is exactly what we worried about. and we warned about donald trump, which is that he is going to appoint unqualified loyalists to shape this government into his own personal fiefdom. the pick was a surprise on capitol hill, where one senator literally said, wow, in the pre-trump world, it would be impossible for a pete hegseth to get through the senate confirmation process for any job in government. they will have no problem voting for any ridiculous, incompetent trump appointee. oh, you know what's really bothering these idiots? well, first, pete hegseth is a man obviously not so obvious. biden's choices. i mean, talk

about transparency in government. when you see our men, they're not hiding behind a skirt or stealing them. pete was way ahead of everyone else on the decline of our fighting forces. he was the first, most persuasive voice bent on preserving the lethality of our forces, which was under attack from within thanks to the scourge of identity politics, identity, identity politics did three things to the military. it undermined meritocracy, the necessary ingredient for commanding a lethal force. it splintered the fighting forces into competing self-interests, and it put targets on troops who resisted, branding them as extremists who warranted investigation. no wonder the media is using the appeal to authority fallacy to smear hegseth. who is this guy? they mutter. well, he's a two time bronze star winner. i've got three, and he's been in the service for decades, and he's the guy who's about to kick your to the curb. but pete's

not the only one who will force useless careerists to update their resumes. trump just announced that ellen and vivek will be heading a new commission known as the department of government efficiency, so that vast sucking sound you hear is the sound of the swamp finally being drained. it's either that or i just ate indian food. i apologize. so how bad will it be? well, when musk took over twitter, he reportedly fired 80% of his personnel inside the first month. which explains why on the way to work this morning, i saw mayor pete pumping gas at a sunoco statio. now, if you think that firing 80% of the federal workforce is going too far, you might be right. it takes 15 workers each day just to fasten jerry nadler's pants. i know it's worth it. thank you. but america is dead. is 35

trillion. that's a 35 with 12 zeros. that's as many zeros as cats. dating history. we've got one shot here to save what has been the greatest experiment in government and human freedom of all time. and i get the feeling we're about to see more changes in a single administration than we've seen in pelosi's face. and this time, it's going to be stuff that people actually want and need. and actually voted for. no wonder it's going to be carried out by people from a cable news network that people actually love, period. let's welcome tonight's guest. she once co-hosted the view and still can't get the smell off her shoe. hosted the michele tafoya podcast. michele tafoya. even rfk jr is like, what's the deal with his voice? comedian jim florentine, she wants to

have more babies and then cure her rabies. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kate took. and he holds his pants up with orion's belt, new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nba world championship. so, michelle, i can't get the smile off my face. and it's already it's already, you know, it's wednesday. i still feel great with all these new faces. what do you think we're. what are you expecting? there's something in business called innovative disruption. and so people got really excited and bold and said, i'm a disruptor. i'm a disruptor. i'm going to go take this business down, disrupt and rebuild. but they don't like it when it's happening to government that they think they can predict that they've been in control of for all of this time. so they don't like this innovative disruption stuff. this is weird. this is beautiful, man.

this is beautiful. here's two, two parts. the pete hegseth thing reminds me. sorry i got to go to the nfl here, but i'm going to go with the niners. so you can probably relate. right. when the san francisco 40 niners hired gm john lynch out of the broadcast booth, he was with fox sports. the nfl people were going, this guy, he has no front office experience. what are they doing? what? well, he's gone on to make the 40 niners back into the juggernaut they once were. right. so they forgot that he also had a hall of fame playing career. that's kind of like pete pete pete hegseth. they're saying he's a host. he's a news host from fox. well, what about the bronze stars and the princeton and the harvard and all the other stuff that pete hegseth has done. and yet he is young and yes, thank you. he's going to clean things up and get this dei crap out of there. as for ellen and vivek, i cannot wait to watch this that doj, they already have a twitter feed. and i've been watching it all

day and the followers just keep going up and up. they're up to about 500,000 right now and they just started this page today. people are excited about this stuff. it's definitely great, i do i actually i have to make a correction. i said i had i had three bronze stars. i do have them, but only in the summertime when i wear those stickers. jim, you've been fired a bunch of times, right? yeah, yeah. so how do you feel about this efficiency consortium coming on and just getting rid of the fat? it's ironic that they have two people when they're trying to be efficient with the government. you probably only need one for that role. yeah. that's true. no, i think it's going to be great. and then, you know, then the crying about pete. yeah. you know they're like, oh you know trump's only picking people. he likes and that are loyal to him. yeah that's what you do. yes. you don't pick your mortal enemies. i don't remember anyone in the biden cabinet walking around with a let's go brandon shirt on. yeah, it's a great point. it's like he's a loyalist. well, that's how it works,

especially with trump. trump just got shot at and almost assassinated twice. i think he deserves loyalists around him. yeah. you know, i thank you. it was a good point. i'm really i'm really happy for pete. pete used to live in my neighborhood, and my son would play flag football with his son. and what, pete would show up to the game? all. none of the moms watched the flag football. yeah, they would. just staring at him. it was like a movie star came. yeah, i'd even stop. i'd even stare at him. i couldn't help it. it's really dangerous. women can get pregnant just by staring at them. ooh, cat, i'm not making any inferences. hey, you know, to take a fox news host so maybe they can make you the ambassador like turks and caicos. so you did a show right on the beach. i would like to be the ambassador to the vatican. you know, you keep running around making these jokes. you're going to have a job. greg. i know, i know, yeah, they can't. they. we're

safe here, i think. cat, what do you make of all this? the. are you are you going to miss pete? yeah. well, pete's a friend, right. and so i definitely will miss pete, but i think i really enjoyed reading that politico article about how horrible it was that trump picked pete, just because of the people that they quoted in that article. they quoted, you know, a defense industry lobbyist. they quoted the senior or the top policy official in the pentagon during the bush administration, like, oh, if that guy thinks it's a bad idea, you know, he's worried pete's not going to try hard enough to find those weapons of mass destruction like people don't. i mean, god forbid they have somebody. and then elizabeth warren, right? she tweets about him. oh, a fox and friends weekend host doesn't mention that he's a veteran, let alone that he has decades of combat experience, multiple decades of combat experience. i mean, god forbid you put someone in that role that has experience fighting the wars instead of making

money off of the wars. i mean, the people. that's not an argument for why i think it's a bad idea. it's funny, if liz had any of that combat experience, she would have it on her resume like she was an indian. well, listen. and she deliberately, deliberately omits his listen. nobody is more afraid. when liz warren starts beating the war drum. i'll tell you that. i think we have to consider the sources. okay. this is the same group that talked about this super tight election that was looking really good. and, you know, they were so excited it was going to go their way. and boy oh boy you wrong is not even the right term. they're so wrong that cnn and msnbc are like hey, maybe we should just go back to the news. yeah. because this this dnc sucks. yeah, everything about them through this whole process is as bad as kamala's budgeting

her. how do you go 20 million over when you got a billion? yeah. and then you. and that was going to balance the budget. yeah. pete is boots on the ground. pete knows he still talks to his buddies he served with on a regular basis. pete knows the struggle that veterans go through. pete knows how this works. he knows the fake and they should be afraid of a person like pete. they should be afraid of vivek because all of these guys don't need the job. right. see, that's the same thing with president trump. that bothered him. that's what started with the swamp and the crazy narratives, is that they will have no allegiance to them. pete, he's going to take a pay cut. yeah. trust me, i was on. hey, listen, i was all about press secretary until i saw the pay. yeah, i could do that. i could do that from right here. i can put a little. put a little booth. we do a little segment. the honorary honor

because of the pay, but because they don't need it. that's the biggest fear of it. and there's going to be a lot of firings and we're going to stop seeing the thing where they have to pay groups of senators and congressmen to make committees to discuss the idea of finding ideas to fix things. we're going to cut all that out. so it's either going to be put up or get out. and hopefully, like i said, with the sizable amount that he's on the senate, this should be a great time for term limits. so you'll have more people like ellen and pete and the people that don't need the job, other than just want the service and aren't trying to pick up a couple of bucks while they're there. and also tulsi, who was just on two days ago and she wouldn't tell me, but i knew it. i knew it. tulsi, congrats. up next, fema treats you like trash. if you gave trump cash. meet the traveling trio, the thrill seeker, the soul searcher and ahoy, it's the explorer each helping to protect their money with chase.

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avoidance in the carolinas. a colossal event of avoidance. so it wasn't a one off, but even when she admits it, she spins it. they're not avoiding trump homes because they hate the big bad orange menace and his supporters. oh no. they're avoiding any homeowners who give them political hostility. and it just so happens that maga is politically hostile. so where are the reports of trump supporters attacking fema agents? there aren't any. and that says something. given that trump voters have every right to be first their houses get destroyed and two weeks later, a guy in a suit gives you $750 check. or worse, they skipped their homes altogether and then called that fact disinformation. meanwhile, dems say trump will use the power of the federal government against his political opponents. as always, every accusation is a confession. that's why i always accuse larry kudlow of losing the keys to our handcuffs. jim, i'm curious. i don't even know how you live. if you actually

live in a home or a hostel or a boarding house, would fema avoid your home if they saw it? no, i already have a plan because i took an harris wall sign out of my neighbor's garbage that they threw out last week, and if there's an emergency coming, i'm going to put it on my lawn. so they're going to come. so i got to figure it out. does this piss you off? were you surprised by this? yeah, i was, i mean, first of all, what kind of hurricane doesn't knock over a sign? yeah, yeah. god, yes. it's so true. if the sign is still on the lawn, i think the roof's going to be okay. yeah, that's a great point. no one has ever mentioned that until now. like, oh, my god, cat, if we have yet to hear of any trump supporters attacking fema employees, this is another

reason to clean house. yeah, because i actually i do tend to believe that this wasn't an isolated incident because it was presented in a way as if it was not controversial. look at the other things. it was on a list with. i think we have the list. it was on a list with bring a towel and drink water, and coconut water has electrolytes in it. like these are very non-controversial, matter of fact things that at the top it's like avoid trump people. yeah. so look at the other. it's presented in a way as if it's like, well, of course. so obviously it wasn't like she was nervous to present this. it was on a list of, quite frankly, boring things. right. so this wasn't a controversial thing within the department at all. yeah, it's true, tyrus. it's very casual. how how are they expressing their hatred for trump supporters? no one gave the behavior a second thought until that email was exposed. well, one person got caught. but to his wonderful joke, they weren't even looking for signs.

they were just areas that looks like a trump area. so we're not going to do anything because the reason why the trump people weren't attacking fema, because there was no fema agents around to attack. it's criminal. now, i've done a thing on outkick where i talk to glenn jacobs, who's the mayor of knoxville, and i talked to a buddy of mine who was running supplies down to north carolina specifically and specifically in north carolina, there was infants that died from exposure. there was people who died from exposure. and it was to kat's great point, it was casual. it was it means it has been talked about. but we can't be surprised. the president's secret service team, the every time there was anything that they deemed was considered trump ish, the federal government and these companies have either omitted qualified people or they just have fun out and said it because it was

comfortable. we heard it on the news every night. if you were telling if the media is telling everyone that he is hitler and all his little followers are nazis, so you're a hero when you're at fema going, well, i'm not going to go out there and help them because they're nazis. so they reinforced it. and for us to believe that it was one person. yeah, that just decided to do that. yeah, yeah. right. they're like, oh, this is great. we don't have to help anyone because it was fashionable to do this. the problem was, and we're going to see this everywhere. they lost, they lost. so bad that some people that have buyer's remorse i said, this will be the next month, will be the tattle tale starts coming out to see that it was an entire movement by this administration to go after people who didn't vote and think like they did. michelle, you know, i guess they believe that trump supporters are synonymous with being like anti-government extremists, unlike blm or

antifa. yeah, but the difference is trump supporters do have homes and they pay bills. well, listen, when she talks about hostilities. so you're a person whose home has been torn up by a hurricane. you're going to be a little hostile to begin with because you're freaking out. but how hostile really are you going to be toward someone who's coming to help you? right? i mean, so this description of, oh, we saw this trend of hostilities from people with trump signs that miraculously stayed in the yard even though a hurricane just passed through. i mean, that is so hard to believe, and it is hard to believe that it was just this one person telling you, avoid stick together, avoid trump signs, stay hydrated. use that coconut water. you know all those things. so but this description of people being hostile because they have a trump sign in their yard, i'm not buying it. i think it's bull. and i think this goes up way higher than we

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the first thing you can work on with the federal government. i think it's funny that they don't realize when you tell someone we're going to test your animal after we kill it for rabies, i'm thinking you don't have to take the test. yeah, yeah. he's dead. yeah. so you already killed him. so if he had the rabies, what of it again? they were trying to. they they thought when these. this came in because i read this and they said there was five complaints all from the same phone number, all during the same day, so that karen struck again after all the good work that karen did to clean up her name with the outing, the assassin attempt at the golf course and around and go after a squirrel. yeah, it just goes. it just goes to show you like how they just so dishonest in every aspect of everything. you went in there and you raided a house. you said they were looking for four baby raccoons and all these other animals, and you found a squirrel that was happy to see you, and it wasn't. it jumped into your

arms. and it wasn't until you started squeezing it and twisting it that it bit you, and you decided to put him down. just say that. but but they can't. the lies like i said, this is what you hope for the federal government to where you're going to have to call it the peanut act. you know what i'm saying? like, because it's just this type of like when it comes to the everyday ordinary. yeah, they're different. they're not a traditional family. they do some weird stuff or whatever. but he brought him a ticket. you give him a chance. i mean, it's a squirrel. open the door. it's a squirrel. you know what, cat? cat? you know there's that old line from stalinism, from the stalinist period. show me the man and i'll show you the crime. this is. show me the squirrel and i'll show you the bite. oh, well, it's also just the government basically just lying to make itself sound better. it happens all the tim. because who's going to get them in trouble? there's not. there's never accountability for the government. we very rarely see that. so it's like, oh, people love the squirrel.

we didn't realize. maybe they didn't realize how famous the squirrel was. the squirrel. they thought it was just a squirrel. they didn't realize the squirrel is a star. yeah. which i can understand. i guess how you might draw that conclusion. it's the kevin costner of squirrels without doing your research. look at him. but this was not just a squirrel. this was a celebrity squirrel. yeah, it's like, must have been like kamala. how those guys felt, how those guys felt when they realized they took lady gaga's french bulldogs, like, yeah, kind of like that. but, you know, because just think about all the squirrels that are not stars or even human beings that are not stars, where we never uncover this stuff. right, exactly. so this is just this isn't like being mad about this, for sure. but also just think about how much more of it happens that we don't know about, because the government just lies to make itself sound better. it's the tip of the fuzzy iceberg, you know? what about fred? and by the way, fred the raccoon, he didn't he didn't bite anybody. you know, why isn't fred getting more of his due here? you know, fred's

such a great name. fred the raccoon. peanut the squirrel. who knew that these two characters would emerge during this election season to represent so much fred and peanut forever is what i say. i day their deaths shall not go in vain. they shall not have died in vain. there will be acts named after them. and you know you. you piss off animal lovers. you piss them off for life. and this is the kind of stuff that makes people so angry and mistrustful and distrustful. i'm never sure if it's mis or dis. yeah, with information, but this is why people lose faith in the bureaucratic bureaucrats. exactly. you know, jim, i was curious. have you ever given or gotten rabies? oh, god. no, i have my rabies shots, though i. i've given other things, but yeah, i got an nda, so i'm good. yeah. no one's talking

about that raccoon because nobody cares. raccoons are nasty, you know, they're not cute. so no one's. everyone's just talking about the squirrel. so you think it's lookism? yeah. and i had a raccoon in my in my attic for, like, three weeks. we caught it. the guy drove it, like, 15 miles away, and the thing came back two nights later. they know how to come back. it was amazing. how did he did he use the waze app? how did he get you know what, though? but then maybe he just wanted to be with you. yeah. no, because i was tortured. i was trying to kill it every night. i was i was putting poison in a peanut butter. i know you're not killing me. i don't care. they're nasty. and this guy's a weirdo for having these animals in his house anyway. yeah, you know, that was the weird part. i thought so do you think anyone's going to stay over his house like some guy? hey, you want to stay over tonight? no. i'm good, because i'm afraid your pet squirrel might, you know, mistake my testicles for acorns. so i'm out. don't put peanut butter on your testicles again. i found that out the

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understand? what that he's talking about? does anybody understand? what is that? what's what's the. i don't get the joke. am i just stupid? no. he has to do more. more? he's sexy. so he has to do is going to keep his feet on the ground. okay? the best jokes are the ones that need to be explained, right? i know, so he's not the funniest man alive. that's this guy right here. wait, you think he's hot? i do you, i'm sorry, i do. you know, you do. bring up a good point. whenever people ask a woman what's sex? what's what do you find sexy about a man? they always go, o, sense of humor. and it's such a lie. no, it's not. no, because. not because. built into that equation is the guy's already hot. no. all right, show me an ugly guy who's really funny that you find sexy. don't laugh. i'm serious. don't do it to him. he's sensitive. like people don't go, oh, don rickles, i'd really like to bang him. no, i get what you're saying. let's just say that the humor really enhances any man's

looks. oh, yeah. in bed. hey. it's disgusting. it depends. it really does depend. oh, look, i'll say he's tall, he's funny. he's got a family that he adores. i loved him in the office. i love breaking up families. did he break up a family? is he? he didn't break up a family. he's trans. right? what? i don't know, no. let's start it now. no. i loved him on the office. and there were moments where i found him very attractive on the office. honest to god, i'm being honest. i like this choice. what i like, if you look at the top of that little yellow circle, it says 125 men. we love. i wonder how many things they went through. like, i bet tim walz was going to be in there. had they? oh, they probably had to drop him out. they had to tear it, remember, because they loved that kind of masculinity. yeah. he's a he's the new man jim. you know they don't have a sexiest woman. they don't do that. they do beautiful. most beautiful i don't i don't know i don't read

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and women pooping. well, i just think that this study is can't be trusted because it's british people, so they don't need to poop at work because they're not there that often. yes. they're always they're probably down at the pub. they're on holiday. yes, they're on holiday. and they're not taking a poo. they're having a poo, which is really weird, really weird. tyrus. half of the men admitted to casually passing gas in front of coworkers. that's another fact, apparently, among the brits. okay, again, we need to stop pretending like because you used the king's english. you're smart. you're not. we. and when the british do these stupid surveys, it's like fake valor, you know? like it really is. i mean, it's all we've seen in the last three and a half years is fake valor and now it's spilled on to these things where someone apparently is

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