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yeah. yes, yes, yes, yes. in your face, losers. happy thursday everyone. it's official. the republicans have clinched a majority in the house of representatives. in response, the democrats have clinched a majority of their buttholes. buttholes? the greatest word in the english language. president biden sported a big grin while welcoming trump back to the white house. some say it's a sign that joe is enjoying a peaceful transfer of feces into his pants. you knew it was
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going to go there. when asked how she's doing, nancy pelosi responded, terrible. now, maybe because of trump's win or the fact that her new face is on back order. jesus. john thune is replacing longtime republican senate leader mitch mcconnell. mitch plans to return to his home on the galapagos islands. little turtle, the food delivery app called wonder, just bought grubhub and a $650 million deal. the deal includes the world's most famous delivery driver. so far, trump's cabinet selections include fox news all stars pete hegseth told gabbard, vivek ramaswamy and lee zeldin, and i know. and look who the white house has added to their landscaping cre.
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let's hope his wig doesn't blow off. haha. special effects galore whoopi goldberg claims a bakery turned down her birthday order due to her political views. come on now. what bakery turns down an order for a crumb cake the size of a waterbed? and a 77 year old slice of cake from queen elizabeth the second's wedding to prince philip was auctioned off for $2,800. it's the best $2,800 i've ever spent, said one man. was it necessary? all right, so republicans have taken the house cementing power across congress and the white house. all right, calm down. this as donald trump just nominated four more cabinet members. he's
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putting a cabinet together so fast. he's like jesus with a power tool. each represents part of the maga alliance that either comes off as impressive or downright shocking. but that's the nature of the pirate ship. you get all sorts, and as long as they're rowing in the right direction, they're all aboard. meanwhile, trump and biden's meet up at the white house revealed a glee among both of them that even the bitter, wound licking media couldn't deny. but i think biden was just happy to spend time with anyone who isn't trying to put a sheet over his head. so why is there such a feeling of optimism? it's the difference between wanting and deciding. in 2016, there were things trump wanted to be the president, to have an impact, to move michelle obama's weight set to the basement. eight years later, though, the wanting has turned to deciding not just for him, but for americans too. because we've decided it's time for a big change. this should have happened four years ago, but
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that election was about as secure as the sex swing in chris christie's bedroom. oh my god, it's like the whole country's transitioning, except we're getting our balls back. see, we all want stuff, but there's a point when you have to decide, yes, i'm going to make my bed. yes, i'm doing push ups. yes, i'm finally getting that one direction tattooed laser off my back, then selling it on ebay. so this was more than just an election. it's a transformational moment. like jackie robinson allowed to play major league baseball or women being allowed to vote, or ilhan omar saying, i do to her brother. we decided as a country to move forward, and that means no more blaming the people today for the misdeeds of their ancestors. that's like
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arresting my great grandparents, because i'm criminally good looking. the dems were looking backward while doing things backward, and they got dumped like i did with taylor swift. you would too. she snores like andre the giant with a sinus infection. but so many people are taking this personally, as if it's a rejection of their entire way of thinking. now, truly, i want democrats to feel better. i'm tired of seeing rachel maddow weeping at home depot. and so many in the media are miserable. and imagine being that distraught and not having your own hair to pull out. but the only way to get over it is to get out of your own head. forget about identity, embrace the world around you, family, friends, the people you see as you go about your day. turn anxiety into curiosity instead of worrying about how tomorrow affects you, become curious about how you can affect
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tomorrow. research shows that people who dwell on themselves experience more depression, but people who turn outward replace that anguish with curiosity. it's why i installed hidden cameras in the fox and friends bathroom. oh my god. see, identity politics is just a fancy word for me. what do i want? what hurts my feelings? obsessing over your identity feeds your ego and starves you of precious connections. no wonder a political defeat feels like a wound. but remove identity politics in the ego shrinks. like rachel levine's nuts in a cold plunge. i mean, compare trump supporters to their opposites. rfk, musk, tulsi rogan, tucker, vivek they're all curious, adventurous types with outside interests. they surf, falcon, hunt, fly, fish, leave dead bears in central park, but they have no time for self-obsession. they literally do not think about themselves.
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unlike the noted never-trumpers who have wounded egos tattooed on their foreheads. kinzinger, cheney. morning, joe. geraldo is freaking out so bad the state took custody of his mustache. just look at the most unhinged outbursts on cable tv. i think there are a lot of families out there who don't believe boys should play girls sports. they're not boys. i'm not going to listen to transphobia at this table. i am not going to listen to you call a trans girl a boy and allow me to finish my explanation. when you use the word just a slur, i'm going to interrupt. that's not how it is. you're not boys. if they wouldn't give these 13 service members families the time of dude, the time of day they were sorry, they would not. i'm sorry, but donald trump hates veterans. he called them suckers and losers. what is wrong with this country? that they would choose a message of divisiveness, of
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xenophobia, of racism, of misogyny over a message of inclusiveness. so talk about emotional wounds because their outrage is rooted in identity. but we're different. when my guy loses and he has my life goes on. i get up the next day and i get dressed like i always do by a team of slovakian migrants. let's welcome tonight's guest. she enjoys fast rides and discussing homicides. cohost of outnumbered, emily compagno. he's not high. that's just his face. actor and comedian jim breuer. she's just been nominated for secretary of soup, new york times best selling author and fox news contributor. cartoon. and he brushes his teeth with a floor buffer. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion.
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emily, things are happening so fast. every time there's a nomination, then there's another one, then there's another one. and i just i have a i mean, i know that i'm experiencing post-election euphoria and but i feel when i'm walking around, it's out there. it's the animal spirit. you can feel it all over. how about you? what do you say? totally. that you probably need a restraining order. that. yeah. no, i feel it all over, too. i feel it everywhere. it's electric. and obviously, maybe it's because we work here at fox, but i feel it everywhere too. i feel it around where i live, and i think it's also really palpable. the dejection that is based on no actual foundation, but only those identity politics that you're talking about because we're here in new york city. and the biggest irony to me is, is there's two things about their dejection. number one, if they really cared about those identities, then wouldn't they see that number one, all of these policies truly lifts all boats. if they really cared about the plight of the underserved in these
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communities, well, then hang on, because it's going to look real good from here on out. and number two, where's the applause and the recognition for, for example, the first female white house chief of staff that president trump just installed for the barriers that he breaks on a daily basis, that he never gets any credit for because it's the wrong side. and the second thing is that this is their legacy. and this is what makes eating this cake taste so good to me that, for example, nancy pelosi saying, i feel terrible, this was your legacy, this was your fault. the reason that the american people rose up and hit a hat trick and trifecta in the republican party is because all of you guys failed. you made our seats or our streets terribly unsafe. you made people. people died under your watch. people lost their livelihoods. they lost their businesses. they lost their scholarships, their hope for a future. they lost a lot of things under your watch. so for you to feel terrible, you should feel terrible about those things. not simply that the wrong side won and the fact that now you know, i'm always ranting and raving about our tax dollars. the amount of waste that the bloated
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administration, the weaponization of the regulatory state, the fact that that's all coming to an end, i could not be more thrilled. i agree with you. i'm skipping down the sidewalk every day now. that's all right. it's great. jim, a lot of people are upset. you have to be kind of vindicated because i've been following you in the last couple of years. you take a lot of, well, you know, it started with the vaccine. yeah. then it started with going after, you know, biden. just the fact that he's been dead since he showed up. yes. i still to this day, there's no way you can convince me that's the real joe biden. that's that's a remote control or a guy in a mask or what it is. but it's really nice to know that finally, common sense is allowed to be spoken. once again. i don't have to go. well, i don't know if, like,
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people should be dressing like in front of four year old kids. how dare you? you're phobic. disgusting. whoa, whoa, wait. i, you know, i know growing up in long island, some guys with a banana hat in front of the kids, we didn't call it education. i mean. it's, you know, it's so true because i really do think everybody quietly was disgusted by so many things. but they couldn't say anything. they couldn't say nothing. yeah, yeah. so it feels good to just know i got nothing to say. yeah. cat. rfk, what do you say? that just happened a few hours ago when i made a rhyme out of it. that's how clever i can be. good one. yeah, people are going crazy about it, but actually, obama was considering him in 2008 for epa. and also just i can't with all these people that are like, oh, our precious standards of government. it's like, what
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standards are you talking about? exactly? i'm also like, who cares if it got way weirder? quite frankly, right? i don't care if he doesn't get through. why not? marianne williamson yes. i mean, okay, look, she doesn't have any expertise in health, okay? but she's 72 and she looks great. yes. so she she could be the department of passion. she clearly knows something. it just there's people really are freaking out. i saw a vanity fair headline that called it a brick scary cabinet. it's like, hey, guys, who's the president right now? yeah. right now. right now. yeah. like we don't really even have a president right now. so i really don't. it's not going to be so easy for me to get wrapped up. and i love every single one of these picks. no, but who and. yeah. and like, we don't have a president right now. we don't know what. he's not doing anything. i think we're going to be okay. yeah. let's just get weird with it. you know it's true. goes back to the
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analogy of the pirate ship or it's like it feels like it's like it's an authentic expendables or avengers. tyrus. what movie would you what movie? oh, man. this the dirty dozen? no, this this isn't a movie. this is a war is about to. let's hold off on the soiree and the partying because he's going to attempt to drain the swamp with this group of individuals. which means the fight that's coming back is massive. because you are going to try to take apart an establishment who has fleeced the american people for generations. senators, didn't. these career senators, with their gold bars and their closets and their and their monies and being able to cousins and first cousins and lobbyists, sons getting jobs and places and being pushed to be in charge of energy in china or ukraine, all of that's going to come to an end. and you
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think they're just going to be like, okay, you know, so it's going to be if he's picking these people, every one of them has an ax to grind and there's a reason for that because this is going to be the fight for the american. it's one thing to get in. it's another thing to actually make change. he's got the house. he's got the senate. so all this is great and we're all fired up. but if he walks in there and doesn't do term limits in that first week because that's how you stop all this stuff, that's how you stop the career. you got to hit the term limits, and then you unleash the dogs, and then you find out how much money they've been stealing from the american people. eventually, the people who donated to the democratic party to raise it up to $1 billion -20 are going to be like, they're going to find out that they were being conned by the government, by the progressive government. so that's not they're just going to lay down and take it. it's going to be terrible. pelosi sad today because she's trying to figure out who she's going to take out first, who they're going to come after first. so he's smart and picking guys like gates and guys because
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right now and see how much you can save a story in five words. the times are a changin, jim. i'm going to give you three great things that are happening. the la times is replacing its entire editorial board to more closely reflect all opinions. after donald trump's landslide win, hollywood claims it's going to be more welcoming to conservative actors and less woke. and apparently the view is desperate to find a trumper to join. how long do you think this is going to last? oh, it'd be great if it's if it's true.
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yeah, it really would be great. i mean, first they should start with, i mean, the times just anyone walking in like the first thing we need to ask you is just. what's a woman. yeah, let's let's let's start with that. okay? you can define that. let's go. and as far as you know what as far as movies again, common sense i got nothing. if you're gay, knock yourself out. what you do behind closed doors. i'm tired of watching a disney and they got it at the end of star wars. my last star wars and the big ending scene. why do i why is a chick like, wow, let's make ou. like, why am i? why are we watching? it's shoved in your face. it's an agenda. good. let them all. you know, i'd like to see on the on the view what would be like roseanne and like candace right out of the gate. oh, my. that roseanne. roseanne
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with a nine millimeters. roseanne is the is the most inspired choice. yes. because she. oh, my god, that would be a monster. yeah, she would eat them alive or they would eat her. yeah, that is true, though. you know, cat, think about that choice. like, would any sane person want that job at the view? let's say you weren't working here and they approached you and they said we need like. and you're not a trumper. but let's say they wanted, like, an opposing perspective. well, just any kind of opposing perspective. right. because the concern i mean, it's there's no argument anymore on the view. right. yeah. i don't know why you'd want i don't know why you'd want it. yeah. everybody you a lot of money. but i was gonna say everybody has their price right. yes. there's plenty of things that you don't want to do that you will do for a certain amount of money. that's what the foundation of the entire economy. yes. so, yeah, but also speaking of hollywood
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was never woke. yeah. hollywood's not going away from woke. it wasn't woke before. it was just that after the summer of 2020, everyone was so scared of getting fired that they were like, we better just make sure all movies are all black gay people. you know what i mean? like, that's an exaggeration, but that was what they thought people wanted. that's what they that's that they were reading on social media. that's what people wanted. they didn't want to get fired. they were like, rather than push it with this joke or having this lead be a straight white person, let's just not. and then now. but they're not making the money that they thought they would because they thought they were going to lose money. they were so scared of losing money that they forgot to make movies that make money. so that's why they're changing. they want the audience. they don't actually care. yeah. tyrus, i'm a little depressed because i was i was looking forward to a trans james bond, and it's not going to happen. well, greg, there was a long line that you were in, and i'm sorry for you and the thousands of constituents. it is about money though,
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right? they're losing money. no, it's they they were forced they were blackmailed into hiring these dei directors. and producers. so it wasn't they were telling them what they needed to do because they had, you know, a million fake bots on x, telling them that they were relevant and they made these movies that nobody would watch. so it's really they're going to have to stop hiring people based off of their sexual orientation and their how they look in the mirror, as opposed to can you actually direct a movie that makes sense? i don't care if you mail order horses, but if you can make a movie that i can watch without going the y. yeah, okay, so it's not even that. and the view you don't need to find trumpers. you need to fire your race baiters. yeah, you need to fire the two races. you've had people you had a
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mccain on there. you've had people on there before and you ran them off. so the racist ones who want to stick to this, whoopi and sunny and the was it bette midler, what's her name? joy broke bette midler fire them and bring people in. maybe you could get mccain to come back. she was a republican, but every show and every break she was nearly in tears because she was being attacked. so the problem is, is that you have to go after the racist people. and if b the ceo goes, you know what, i'm not going to allow a woman on my show or a man that will go after white america and talk about them like dogs, that doesn't represent our ideals or values for anyone, and get rid of those people. and this will clear up real quick. so do you have to actually look in the mirror and clean up your own backyard and get the racist people out, because that's who you allowed in. you allowed black racist on tv who could just go all day and say anything about white people. and i guess they, lo and behold, they forgot that there's a lot of people at
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home, white people at home during the day that are not watching your show anymore. so just clean it up. yeah. you know, emily. could you imagine yourself on the view as like taking that job? let's say they find something really ugly in your past. you get fired from fox. that could happen. by the way, i never burn those photos, but, i mean, could you do that? i get very sensitive. this is my total honest answer. like i get very sensitive to things, so i'm not i don't thrive in the, like, really nasty environment. i mean, i don't know who would. and i could cry into a big pile of money. that's right. you know, and on that, on that show, it's only an hour, only an hour a day to feel awful. and then you go home and you just roll around all your pile of $100 bills. i'm like, hashtag worth it. yeah. i think i really appreciate your point because, you know, there was a lot of there was a lot of systemic rot
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that we saw because of the amplification, because of the hosting of those really vile points of view. i remember when senator tom cotton's op ed, there was uproar, right. and the new york times said, we're not going to publish this. the decision makers behind that, the hosts of the crazy things that we've covered on this sho, the absolute racism, who hosted that, who published it, who signed off on that? you're absolutely right. there needs to be a total audit of those editorial boards, because there's always going to be vile individuals and ridiculous extreme points of view. but it's the hosting and the acceptance of that. if they actually had some character infused into the mainstream media and quelled those voices instead of stoking them, then i think the coverage of the next four years might actually be fair. and that's what the american people deserve, is that transparency? all right. we solve everything here. listen to us. up next, snow white awoke from her nap and she won't shut her yap. why did
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morgan. call (800) 585-1010 five. more words. disney stars implode. who cares? shut up. emily cat rachel zegler, the new snow white actress melted down on instagram after trump one, posting another four years of hatred. i'm here with you to cry, to yell, to hug. and then she said, meh, trump supporters and trump voters and trump himself never know. peace. oh, did she just cost disney $1 billion? she just might have. well, the thing is, is if without any other context, you just hear that a disney princess said, i hope you never know. peace. that sounds like badass, right? yeah, but i'd be like, that's my favorite one. but then you hear the rest of the context of it. it's like almost boring at this point. yeah, it's just like someone else's contrived opinion because you do you really think about what you're saying? it's she says, don't use x because elon musk got trump elected.
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it's like, honestly, this stuff is what got trump elected. yea. because yeah, she she didn't just say like she didn't just say i hope you don't have peace or like, i hope you have a bad night or, you know, like hope you step on a lego. she was like, i hope you never know. peace. yeah. so it's not just that you're a bad person, it's that you're irredeemably bad. and that is what made so many people vote for trump for the first time. they were like, well, there's nothing i could do anyway. it yeah. tyrus, i love today. i think she like every everybody in hollywood, woke up and realized they don't matter. well she's probably well, listen, she did a pretty good job of killing snow white already. the last time she was in the. he's back. she's back? yeah. i think she should be upset because hollywood's going to get back to hiring actors and actresses, not die crybabies who ruined a movie that you can't ruin. all you
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had to do was sing, kiss a bunny and fake die. that's all you had to do, right? that's all you had to do. you had one job. one job, and she got there. and this isn't about the prince. yeah, if it wasn't for the prince, you would still be in the ice box. so i mean. but is. she's a microcosm of what it is to be so smart. you're stupid. yeah. she's. you know, i guess you don't want 72 million. was it 77 million? almost 80 million people to come to your to your movies. but again, this goes back to that racist talk to where again, it seemed like for a while we, we saw the death of white families in commercials. yeah. and then they just started hiring a lot of people who look like me and giving them jobs and like every family and mixing isn't an exact science. so when they when they put it, isn't, you'll see me and you'll be like, wow. and
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then you'll see my brother and be like, that one didn't take as long, you know what i'm saying? like, it's a normal. he's accepted it like we i mentioned it like, yeah, mom should have left you in there for another week. but when you die, hire these. i can say tha. yeah, but when you hire these people because they're light skinned and that's it, just so you can have your van commercial, that doesn't make sense. it's like the mexican dad has a mexican son with his black wife with the black daughter. that's not how that goes. at least. at least match up the color schemes. i get confused in the movies. i'm trying to do the math. i had science class. i'm like, all right, this guinea pigs, white and brown. this one's midnight black. where did the pink baby come from? so it's oh, my god, it's so true. i emily, she's like an npc, a non-playing character, you know, nothing
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she says is actually real. yes. and this reflects, though, that the resistance that we're talking about that that we, we get to expect, it's based on nothing. ask her to articulate why. what's so bad about what exactly is it? that's the thing. they can't get past the crust of he's a demon. he's why exactly why? and here's an example. the other day i was in anthropologie, in rockefeller, and i was in line and it was actually it was the day after election day, and these two kids were behind me. they were obviously high school, and they were talking about how terrible it was that trump had won. so i took out my earbuds because i wanted to listen, thinking, what? what reasoning would they have to articulate? it was all nonsense. it was just this. these gibberish lines, the soundbites that mean nothing. and then they said at the end, one of them, and i love the smell of my own snot. and the whole point is that's the maturity level that we are dealing with. the maturity level of these children, of these ridiculously plastic people that have been given a microphone and somehow expect us to say, oh, you're right,
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let me put on hold my budget, my family's jobs, our ability to pay overhead or put food on the table, the security of my job and listen to your dumb. the answer is no. jim. how long did you follow him? i was it was. we were in line to pay. i was exchanging shorts. go ahead. i sleep shorts. what excites me, though, with bananas like this, it's like, this is the world. the revolution really just started hollywood and news did everything they can. donald trump, he sucks. he's a nazi. he's going to murder people. the end of democracy. i'm leaving the country. and everyone went, yeah and yeah, yeah, yes, their power no longer exists. yes, their voice no longer exists. yeah. none of it doesn't exist. clooney the worst. he's hated by everybody now. and he. and he doesn't even have an audience to lose
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the day. harris didn't want to talk about marijuana. our video of the day comes to us from joe rogan, who says kamala harris had multiple demands before appearing on his podcast, among them, no talking about weed. here he is describing her campaign team. robert clive. her campaign was kind of chaotic, like no one could make a decision. they had. i don't know how many conversations with my folks, right, but multiple conversations, giving different dates, different times, different this, different that. and we knew that she was going to be in texas. so i said open invitation. i think they had requirements on things that she didn't want to talk about. she didn't want to talk about marijuana legalization. so i thought it was hilarious. why? because of her prosecuting record. she put a lot of people in jail for weed. so tyrus, this is like coming on my show and refusing to make poop joke. there's actually a line for that. no, i think i think joe
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rogan misread. there was no talking. yeah, yeah, smoke em if you got em. so you smoke some weed, but there'll be no talking. yeah, we're just going to sit and look at each other and at some point she's going to remind you that she's from the middle class. yeah. and you know that she was a prosecutor, but yet we never heard her record or even a picture or an artist's rendering of her doing a cross-examination. no, there's nothing, nothing, nothing ever. so there's nothing worse than going on because joe wasn't always joe. he was a struggling actor comedian trying to find his way. you know, seen some, probably made some bad choices. so he's probably going to ask some real, real questions. and that's the last thing that she would want to do, is have a real conversation with someone. because all of her stories are manufactured like this. some of the stuff that she would come up with, like her mom was like, hey, what did you just fall out
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of a coconut tree? and it was like, you're in la. even if you did, a coconut tree is not that tall. they lean off to the side, you know, like literally you can just walk up and pull one out of there, you know, like it's. she was just lying. she lied about everything. so there's no way she could go on that show. jim. it wasn't about that issue. it was about every issue they could. she can't handle a follow up question. well, it would have been cool if she went on rogan and she did get stoned, and then maybe she got maybe she would have revealed something, even bigger, like, listen, i didn't want to run for president. i didn't want anything to do this. i just wanted to collect some cash. but the cabal runs me. that's another whole podcast, joe. we got to get into, you know, emily, do you think that this demand was a poison pill that they just wanted rogan to say she, like, you have to come see us that way they could get out of it. but the thing is, they were in texas, so there was no way that
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that would like there was no way that that was believable. remember when everyone freaked out because mariah carey asked for blue m&ms? like this was supposed to be the president? she claimed we were supposed to forgive a commander in chief for not being able to host someone in an interview for longer than 60 minutes for demanding a topic is off the table, a topic that she put men in jail for, and also changed her mind, then publicly, and refuses to answer why. and we're supposed to trust her with putin, with kim jong un, like she can't even handle one question about her record. and we were supposed to give her a vote. well, now we've shown we've shown her the door, and that's all she deserves. yeah. you know. so, kat, that's scary that you were the first. you were the first person to say that her achilles heel was a follow up question that no one has ever done that. and that's why she couldn't do rogan. she
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really wanted to say, okay, there's just one question that we don't want him to ask her, which is what do you mean by that? yes, yes. yeah. yes. yea. i mean, it's just crazy. i don't know, i mean, it's not talk like it's just such an interesting, i guess, insight into the mind of the campaign though, like, you think that's the thing that's going to tank this campaign. yeah. if she talks about weed. yeah, that'll make the difference. she can't. oh we can't let her do that. yes. then she'll then she might look like she doesn't know what's going on, you know. then she might say something crazy. i mean, this could have maybe humanized her somewhere in those three hours. because if you're there for three hours, you have to have no choice but to be a real person. you can't just sit there and have like your prepared list of talking points that you're going to go through because it's a hang. yeah, and who knows if everyone assumes it would have been bad, maybe it would have been bad. we don't know that because
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we've not only never seen her do that. do rogan, we've never seen her in a situation like that at all. really. ever. it's always this short. we don't know, curate, often curated sort of thing. maybe she's like, maybe she's funny. yeah. you know, like, we don't we don't really know anything about her at all. and i think that's when people saw trump on there. they were like, oh, like he's he's not. it doesn't sound hitler to me like they got to get to know him for three hours. well, we'll probably find out when she ends up on like, real housewives of oakland. yeah. all right, canada, up next, kiwi take chances on ceremonial dances. have you ever thought of getting a walk in tub for you or someone you love? now is a great time to take a look at getting a safe step. walk in tub with safe steps, standard heated seat and new fast fill faucet, you can enjoy a nice warm bath up to 20% faster, and the convenient touchpad control is right at your fingertips. each tub comes standard with a dual hydrotherapy system. the
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don't. jim, if you were in politics, i could see you doing that. that's the way it. i'm starting the whole thing off. yeah. here's the first bill. okay. go. we're not doing it. it is so much better than what we do here. yes. i mean, my god, emily, you said it when you were watching it. you loved it, i love it, i love the haka. that's why their rugby team is awesome. that's why they're always. it's incredible. and i love that they're proving their point, which is that you're not going to ignore our voices anymore. so yes, i hope that happens in congress. and given the new cabinet, it probably will because they're going to blow everything up preferably. and it's going to be amazing, proverbially good. save. tyrus,
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could we do that here? and what would the chant be? well, first of all, you have to have a tremendous amount of courage and strength and athleticism to do that. so that's a hard no. gutfeld my son's tongan and my football career. we were playing with some of the boys that came over from the islands and stuff. you will get fired up. yeah you will. i would like to know what you're missing. the whole time was the little white guy in the corner with a javelin going, attention, please. oh, yeah. that's right. cat, she was suspended for her antics. antics? but she's a star. she's a star? yes, she has it. who? didn't you guys feel inspired watching that? like i'm on her side? yeah, yeah, like i have no idea what she's saying. no idea. no idea what she's saying, but she knows how to get a room from the planet. she knows how to. she knows how to get a room going. i bet you you know what? i bet you she's. she's really good at karaoke. oh, yes. yes, i mean, compare that to aoc. you know, this lady doesn't
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cry. it's like a religious ceremony. so when she. everyone there who knew it, they kicked it. i mean, that camera's not doing justice. that whole place was popping and getting ready to go. so again, the little guy with the hammer. i wonder what happened to him. i want to go to new zealand. although it's a long flight. and isn't that where the hobbits live? yes. yeah. i don't need people shorter than me. it makes me. it would be a horrible, horrendous bully to all of them. yes. all right. we must move on. don't go away. we'll be right back. hi, susan. honey? yeah, i respect that, but that cough looks pretty bad. try this. robitussin honey. the real honey you love. plus the powerful cough relief you need. mind if i root through your trash? robitussin with real honey and elderberry. it's an absolute problem. it happens all of the time. if you own property, you've got equity. you can be a victim.
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