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[cheering and applause] >> greg: it never ends! it never ends! i know. i know how you feel. it's friday so you know what that means, let's welcome tonight to gas. she is the most adorable deplorable, charlie arnold's! he looks like a wrestling coach who sleeps in his car, comedian madame hunter! [cheering and applause] she's not religious but she has the arms of a praying mantis, "new york times" best-selling author, kat timpf! [cheering and applause] and the air freshener in his car is an actual pine tree. "new york times" besseling author, meeting, former nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheering and applause]

>> greg: before we get to some new stories, let's do this. >> announcer: "greg's leftovers!" mmm... >> greg: it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use and as always is my first time reading i'm so if they sought, we will nominate joe machi for secretary of getting punched in the face. eva longoria has announced she is leaving the united states. she is moving from california to mexico. her reason? fewer mexicans. [cheering and applause] >> greg: we love our mexicans! some liberal women plan on protesting trumps victory by abstaining from sleeping with men. and this is supposed to be a punishment?

what he going to do next? deposit $500,000 into my bank accounts? even worse, some of these women also plan on shaving their heads. i've dated liberal women and their heads are the last thing that needs shaving. [applause] i mean, those armpits, am i right? that saves me. meanwhile, some women are moving abroad for a better quality of life. yeah,, better quality of life for us. i had to move abroad once. that time dana fell asleep in my gym bag. the cdc reported that america's std epidemic is slowing. they claim the declining rate has to do with one man ditching the dating apps. a new poll shows strong support for kamala harris running for governor of california.

great news for doug emhoff. they put people who bang nannies in the governor's mansion before. [applause] a secret service agent was fired for taking his lover to the obama's hawaii home and suggesting sex in michelle's bathroom. wait, michelle has her own bathroom? at least now she has someone to blame for leaving the seat up. i don't get it. i don't get that joke. abc is rumoured to be looking to add a conservative host to the view. liz cheney is obviously the front runner because she is both stupid and fat. [applause] that's why they're called "leftovers"! trump is expected to finally announce a nine member to his

cabinet, upsetting the health-conscious rfk who wonders why trump would hire count chalk eula. charlamagne tha god expressed shock upon finding out that trump won a third of minorities. some god. shouldn't he have seen that coming? meanwhile no minorities were shocked that his real name is leonard. i would change it, two. last night, celeste or stallone compared donald trump to george washington. [cheering and applause] especially after this recently discovered image of martha washington. she was hot. according to a new survey, one in five people say they absolutely refused to at work. while others claim to do it all over work.

[applause] those jokes never fail! denzel washington said he had a same-sex kiss but it was removed because filmmakers chickened out. it's a movie about gladiators, it's already gay. at the way in for the fight last night, mike tyson slapped jake paul in the face. i haven't seen a slap that hard since the time they claimed there was a mosquito on my. larry... hundreds of red lobster and tgi friday's locations are closing after filing for bankruptcy. although some say they may merge into one restaurant called thank goodness it's crabs. whoever says that? shocking new video shows the moment a royal caribbean cruise ship got stuck in a

45-degree angle. that captain was angle to right the ship however, by asking one of the passengers to stand on the other side. [cheering and applause] [cheering and applause] finally, grilled guinea pigs are in new york city restaurants as a new shocking specialty. although they have already sold out thanks to one man. [cheering and applause] you have to end with the christie. all right. so the losers are leaving the field. don lemon, joy read, stephen king, jamie lee curtis hall fleeing twitter. and yes, even a bridge is also leaving it. suspension bridge in england had an account but no more. the bridges social media team is blaming it on the quote, rise of inappropriate content. but the bridge wants you to know it is on instagram where it can

still post tasteful pictures of its feet. so why is this happening? it is the social media equivalent of taking your ball and going home. accept the ball are stupid opinions no one wants. yes, they are taking their ball and going home after realizing no one wanted them on their team. clearly they got the message and it was, you suck. these failures are fleeing because it revealed to them a truth that their fragile egos could not handle. their presence meant nothing. worse, there pro kamala opinions became another reason to vote for trump. the more they scolded us, the more we wanted to spite them. so sunlight is the best disinfectant, the entire rational class of elites just got scrubbed and bleached like p. diddy's hot tub after a visit from the real housewives of new jersey. [applause] but they did something to legacy

media cannot do. and allowed the world to compare dueling ideas and opinions in a competitive arena, meeting there was no thumb on the scale or anybody part. previously, legacy media would amplify the hard lap while burying it's counterpoint. and prior to elon musk, twitter did the same thing. the likes of stephen king and joy read preferred it that way, they created their own little world and twitter kept it safe for them. their idiocy was protected and worse, was viewed as more popular than it really was. but it was a mirage meant to trick us. the way you were supposed to believe that trans models on "sports illustrated" is what america truly wanted. once musk bought twitter, the flimsy and unchallenged views of the elites became absurdly comical when compared to the views of real people grounded in reality. in other words, twitter's new emperor showed that they had no clothes. suddenly these pampered pontificate or as were faced with the thing they hated most. competition.

and competition, wherever it rears its powerful head, always out the losers, the imposters, the gas lighters. we instantly saw what was real and what wasn't. the grid fell apart. and like i always say when i run out of chloroform, people are waking up. [laughter] even aoc changed her bio on acts, deleting her pronouns and changing representative to congresswoman. how soon before she was holding an apple pie, singing "god bless america" as she loads to .5 kids into a minivan? but for some of these idiots, you cannot undo the damage. it ruined stephen king for good because he thrived on the mystique of a prolific it, unassuming writer. but twitter removed his cloak. his mystique then vanished and you find the real dead zone is the space between his ears. the dope keeps writing it if you put shush and front of it.

[applause] so as these sad losers leave the most vital playing field in the world of speech, we can only wish them luck as the cleansing effects of a vast and free highway of information turn them into roadkill. >> announcer: ! [cheering and applause] >> greg: charli, we have seen this before. how soon before they return? i'm leaving! i'm leaving for good! and then they come back. >> there is so many celebrities who said they would leave the company -- country of trouble selected and they're still here. >> greg: except for eva left. >> to go to a sprawling mansion in mexico? and she has one in spain so we don't really feel bad for her. in fact, she said that she had stopped really seeing the u.s. and l.a. as her hometown as her place of inhabitants during covid because of all of the homelessness and taxes which was

because of her own party. but back to -- how soon will they be that? pretty soon because we know there are some firings and coming at the mainstream media outlets, msnbc, cnn for example. so x will likely be there only platform. so where will they go if they don't have it anymore? you see them just trying to separate themselves from all of the insanity of the past four years but you can't run, you can't hide, we are calling you out for it now. >> greg: adam, a bridge is leaving acts. apparently, you know -- >> it's crazy. whoever is running that is too backed up. a bridge joke. i had to say it! i'm just saying my grandmother has better bridges. [laughter] but i just think it's crazy that i have family members that said i won't talk to you if you vote for trump and i'm like, i should have voted for him a long time ago. and who would have thought

don lemon and elon musk can get along. when guys a brilliant african american and the other is don lemon. but lizzo left x and now it is no longer overcapacity. [cheering and applause] i'm just saying! like now she is on xxl. but to all of these people that say they lost faith in humanity, from should send them a trump bible and maybe they will feel better. >> greg: i love that don lemon posted a video, then he posted an open letter, he was desperately trying to make this a big moment but it's like somebody leaving a packed stadium and saying, hey, guys, i'm going. people are like i care not even playing. >> but we are talking about him. >> greg: because it's fun! >> it's probably exciting for impact i don't know what else he

has going on. >> greg: he should exercise, he got really fat. did you notice? >> greg: 's. >> that is really fat to you? you should talk to somebody. >> greg: i want him to develop a complex. >> got it... emotional warfare, that i can understand. >> he also tweeted out after he said he was leaving. way to set, i'm actually going, don't miss me, now i'm actually going. it's like, okay,, go. >> greg: what do you make of aoc? >> that's the best. i don't think that anybody -- i don't even realize how funny it is that she just quietly remove the pronouns from her bio. i think that maybe these people are starting to realize that there is a huge difference between trans people and trans activists. which is such a different thing. the trans people i know in real life back when i met them, i was never like i, my name is kat, my pronouns are she/her. if i had, i don't know if we

would be friends because nobody behaves like that in real life and that's why when kamala was doing that thing at first where she was doing that stuff or whatever, it's like what weird corner of the internet you found this and is the only place in which this really exists. and good on her for acknowledging match. obviously it is for political reasons, it was a huge loss. but at least she seems to be acknowledging, okay,, who is this for? who is this for? >> greg: you had to get politically humiliated to finally see that none of this stuff land. >> they are scared of activists, that's what they are scared of. they take their word for it rather than being like, okay,, you want to go there and meet people. >> greg: tyrus, i feel like people like stephen king have ruined -- part of being an author is to have mystique. people want to know about you without getting -- he just pulled the mask back and it's like now you can't even read his

books. >> the plus side is he is scarier as who he is then anyone of his books. [applause] if the little clown was outside my house like a, at least i know what's with you, consider stephen king this bathrobe across just during across the yard going holy [bleep] kids, get in the house. hide behind the clown! hide behind the clown. don lemon, you forget -- he has got to have short memory. he literally went to elon musk for a [bleep] job! >> greg: that's right! >> they had their interview on ask. he was so pro ask that he did a job interview on it and then it said no. and then all of a sudden they are all falling on their swords, it is all virtue signalling. and they're hoping what, truth social picks them up? >> blue sky.

>> there is no one coming. the msnbc and cnn are not coming , the last time they did that, you saw how that worked out. but the worst thing about this whole thing is because all of them, just like the bridge, they burned themselves. to the point where -- see, they can laugh at bridge jokes. [cheering] >> and there is nothing left, this is it. we are leaving acts. how many comments were, no! you have to stay! i look forward to your crying lies every day! there is no one doing that. so it's a great analogy. a sold-out arena where one guys like a, i'm leaving. seriously, i'm out. >> obviously took a toll on them. nothing? [laughter] i'm done. that was --

>> greg: i love that you were waiting to say that. >> the problem with bridge jokes as you have to worry about trolls. [cheering and applause] >> i'm going to go hide in a tunnel. [laughter] >> greg: what's in a con when rocky prays on? that was amazing. customize and save with liberty mutual. customize and sa— (balloon doug pops & deflates) and then i wake up. is limu with you in all your dreams? oh, yeah. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. ♪

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prefer sly. last night mar-a-lago, sylvester stallone compared drama trump to george washington. hit it, betty. >> we're in the presence of a very mythical character. no one in the world could have pulled off what he pulled off so i am an off. when george washington defended his country, he had no idea that he was going to change the world. because without him, you can imagine what the world would look like. guess what? we have the second george washington. congratulations. >> greg: he is not wrong, it's a perfect comparison. once the father of our country and the other will show democrats whose their daddy. [cheering and applause] and as stallone and trump filled the room with more masculine energy than ellen to generous look-alike contest, democrats were left wondering where did all of their dudes go? "the new york times" says democrats ask where are our bro whisperers?

quote, the democratic party failed to confront the cultural issues motivating gen z men. that's the problem? here's a thought, may be after you [bleep] on men for the last four years you might have turned them off a little. when you call people terrible all the time, they stop listening. that's why the cast of "dawson's creek" won't answer my texts. adam, what you make of that comparison of trump to george washington by stallone? >> i think it is a high bar. george washington, one the revolutionary war, was the first president, out great the constitution but the other saw arnold palmer's. i mean he did beat hillary and kamala khakis been more women then chris brown. [applause] but we will see what the cabinet is. right now he is sacking his cabinet and kamala is emptying

hers. [cheering and applause] hopefully he will build a bridge. >> greg: never going to end, is it? in the greenroom you are saying that trump and i are the definition of masculinity. >> nobody believes that. no one believes i said that. >> greg: isn't it funny to see how the democrats are trying to see how men take after they demeaned them forever? >> it is funny because, here's what i think happened. i think sylvester stallone was quietly a trump guy for a long time and his daughters were probably like, shut up dad. because they want to be -- they are influencers, they want to be popular and invited to the parties and they were like dad, stop it. and finally had enough. i know he was like no, i'm going to say it and he got into a big fight with his daughters right before. he was like, you know what, i've

done everything for you! you're in grateful. i will compare him to george washington, now. that's what i think. >> greg: that does make sense. >> because he had been held back so far that he was like, you know what? now look at what i'm going to do. i'm going to compare him to a revolutionary hero. and it is funny to have people watch it khakis not the only one. it's like guys, because you react this way because of like the snow white girl, you never know when he, he calls people out in these reactions, most people are quiet about it he is not the only one. he is not the only one. >> greg: on jesse watters last night, she was amazing and it was also fun to watch jesse try to understand words that are more than one syllable. you have to watch it. tyrus, is the phrase toxic

masculinity now dead among liberals? >> no, now we made our thing. i'm a toxic masculine man and it's just like, yeah. give me some of that poison. everybody wants a bit of that toxicity. toxicity keeps other men out of the house, remember that. i think the problem is when you say -- when you make statements like, where is our man whisperers? >> it was bro whisper. >> yeah. never happened. no man ever whispered like, hey,, bro, come vote for me. if you whisper in a toxic mask -- masculine man's ear, you better be his toxic masculine wife. >> greg: but you're saying they think of like the rogan's and the jordan peterson's, it wouldn't work with a liberal mail. >> here's the problem.

there is no gen z -- men -- generational rules don't apply to us, it's the same thing. are you successful or are you a loser? it doesn't matter. >> greg: when you're 50 still feel like you're 20. >> that's why guys live at their age, not because they want to look or feel younger, they're trying to buy more time to catch up to the levels that men are supposed to be. and speaking of levels, he could be compared to george washington because he has the ability to do something in the selection that george washington did. george washington said term limits. we are not trading one king for another and he gave way power, that's what he the greatest president of all time. president trump can do that with the senate and the house but with the term limits he will be giving power back to the people. that is a great comparison because he has the ability. i believe you have to amend the constitution so that is going to be the thing. oh we would love to but no, you

find a way. he found a way to put term limits to where we could have an eight term president. let's get it to where you get six in the house, you get for in the senate and that's it. so he has an opportunity to be george washington. >> greg: or george jefferson. charlie, it is hyperbolic but i will say it, it does feel like a revolutionary time. this isn't like a predictable transition. it seems different. >> i don't think it seems silly at all to call it a revolution, we're in the the midst of an american revolution. we are experiencing a renaissance that will be talked about 250 plus years from now. i think it is very easy to understand why trump garnered so much of the mill vote in this country. when you see him talking to men with respect, not calling them garbage, not calling them deplorable, understanding why they feel like being aggressive and risk takers and providing for their families, it is

important. which was called by the left, a lot of times, toxic. he is making toxic masculinity grade again and that's important. while he was on these podcasts, you had kamala harris pandering to the childless cat ladies on call her daddy. she thought that young voters, especially were stupid, that they were not going to do the research and that they were just going to, by default, vote for her. and they turned their backs on the democratic party and therefore making masculinity grade again. >> greg: and you know they stay about men. they build the bridges. [applause] >> greg: i know. that's why i sit here. next, did they deny will be goldberg a treat because she is a liberal elite? this

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celebrated her 69th birthday and what could have been a sweet moment turned sour when she blasted a bakery for refusing to make her cupcakes because of her politics. role it, doris. >> it is a sponge cake with whipped cream and a cherry on top. i should tell you, they have no political leanings. and the place that made these refused to make them for me periods. >> really? >> no! no! let me explain. they said that their ovens had gone down, all kinds of stuff. but folks went and got them anyway which is why i'm not telling you who made them. but it's not because i'm a woman but perhaps they did not like my politics. >> greg: joyce is like with a black lady shut up so i can eat this [bleep]? now she didn't name the business

but entertainment weekly recognized the cakes distinct packaging. coming from a bakery that has been on staten island for 145 years, the owner denies it had anything to do with politics saying she wasn't sure if she could fulfil an order that large due to her old buildings boiler problems. in order that large? that is a sick burn. but in the end the bakery was able to fulfil the order and her and the girls got there cake but only because whoopi threatened to sit on them. but getting the baked goods means the world to safe for another few hours until it is lunch time. but then the ladies just order in from seaworld. cat, this is the greatest story. every time you think the view cannot get any lower, just dunking on a little bakery in staten island because a celebrity didn't get her a cake in time?

>> i'm actually confused watching the video because when i was watching it, i kept waiting for her to explain why she thought that. she goes yes, they said it was because of the oven. but it was because my politics. it's like, okay,, how did you get from point a to point b there? because that is a reasonable thing to think this is a huge order and we are a small bakery and that's why. why did she think it was because of her politics? she wasn't like then i looked on their website or then i saw this -- nobody in the audience was confused. nobody was like, wait a second, i don't understand. she never even suggested what her thought process was. >> greg: because there wasn't one aside from me, me, me. >> does she believe that or not? because that's concerning. >> of course she believes it. she wants to believe that this is the spin. it is been the left that has been persecuted for their political beliefs. it's the left who were not

allowed to make movies anymore. it's the left who get kicked off for kicking -- wearing a hat to work. they're the ones who decide not to wear a mask when they stepped outside. so she is full of [bleep]. [cheering and applause] and the bakery store should not have made this order because here's the truth. when they put the order in, she did the name dropping and they said we are having problems. i don't know if we can guarantee you have them made on that time. we will do our best. not good enough for her. but the pastries where they are. that in itself was amazing that they made it between the commercial break to live tv without -- let's be honest. i'll let that sink in. but her racist banter, or antiwhite rhetoric we have had to hear between her and sonny

have costly said horrible things. any bakery that employs white americans should say no, we are not serving you. just like i would not at my house of fish and chips, would not serve the grand dragon from the clan who has been on tv all week. unless it was a really big party and we needed the money. because i'm a businessman first. that's what this is about. she is not being persecuted for her beliefs. she's a bad person, we see it now magnified every time they are on tv. and they still have the ability to get her order done. the word she should have said was they had a tough time making this, thank you for getting this to me on my birthday. [cheering and applause] >> greg: charli, there is a disease of the mind where everything is seen through a political prism. the oppressor versus the oppressed. me, they are after me.

>> i just always wonder, is there a production meeting that takes place where they say these are our target points we're going to get to? we need to get these zingers in. this is the most important part of making sure we maintain our level of integrity among our viewers. i just think it is disgusting what she did here because when you look at the economy right now, especially small business, there is no that can turn down business. a special when you know it is a celebrity clients. those are especially the type of clients that you have that you know are going to help spread the word and help bring you even more business. so for whoopi goldberg -- whoopi goldberg to disgrace them like that and act like they wouldn't serve her for reasons other than her policies, what evidence? she has no evidence. >> she didn't even make anything up. >> they haven't needed evidence for three and a half years. >> it's disgusting. >> greg: since this happened, the bakery's business has exploded. they did a press conference,, staten island city are getting

orders off the hook. did you know that whoopi could be so passionate about cake? >> i did. she was in ghost and now she has been ghosted. but they got 50 desserts so at least joe i got fed. [cheering and applause] [laughter] >> greg: we have to move on! coming up, pleasantries take aes hike when tyson takes the mic. products is a hassle. with magic eraser... i use it on everyday messes. i even use it on things that i think are impossible to clean. you need mr. clean magic eraser in your life. when i was a kid, my mom would always put harry & david pears in our stockings. and if you got that gold one, it was like you had won christmas. my grandmother started it and now it's a tradition that i get to pass on to my kids. and that means a lot.

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career, what type of legacy would you like to leave behind when it is also an don? >> i don't know, i don't believe in the word legacy, there's nothing worse than ego. legacy doesn't mean nothing. it's going to be over. who cares about legacy after that? so i'm going to die, i won't be missed. were just dead. we're dust. absolutely nothing. our legacy is nothing. who the [bleep] cares about it? my kids maybe her grandkids, who [bleep] cares? [laughter] [applause] >> greg: tyrus, and that's not what you call a pep talk. >> no, that is the realist advice. she will render that for the rest of her life. i'm telling you, the one thing i love about mike, mike is brutally honest. the matter what the situation is. and i will kill the mood here for a moment but we need to

remember this, you are asking a father who has lost a child in one of the worst ways you can lose a child, what legacy means. it doesn't mean [bleep] to him. it doesn't mean [bleep] to any father or anyone who has lost a child. so when he talks be remembered by, he is lost a legacy,'s child is not going to bring it back so for someone like mike who has been through that or any father or mother, that's the realist. once you're gone, you're gone. there's no coming back. that girl will remember that at some point in her life. i coach youth football the same way. i would say the same thing. i told them when the cheat, the is listen, we were playing the all-star team from florida, they were 14 and we were 12 and i said they're stronger, they're bigger but here's the deal. you have a helmet and pads. talk [bleep], get beat up, they can tackle you if you're getting beat up. you have helmets and shoulder pads, let's go to work. and guess what? we kicked their.

so mike kept it real and more kids need more talks like this. >> greg: charli, i have to say, the reporter handled that quite well. >> she certainly learned the importance of improvisation. she was not expecting that answer but i will say, listen, you make a good point here but we have to give mike tyson a little bit of leeway here. he is a bit loopy at this point in time. for his training he gave up sex, he gave up weed and i have to imagine, this is speculation but i have to imagine those are regular parts of his everyday life. so without his vices he is in a darker place so we will give him a free pass on this one. >> greg: adam, do you agree with his grim outlook on life? >> yes. i married so i also gave up sex. but i hope tyson wins. i do worry about him. he is older, he already started walking with a ring like three days ago.

they are going to this fight a blockbuster video. i mean if jake paul wins, he is calling out jimmy carter next. but i hope mike wins, i really do. asked and what is wearing to the ring and he said depends. >> greg: terrible! >> you know, mike watches the show. you are building a bridge on troubled waters my friend. [cheering and applause] >> greg: i think that little reporter has a future. we should hire her. >> i was just completely obsessed with his answer. it made me feel not as alone in the world that someone else feels that way. and also i think his view is very evident, all of the work he has done with psychedelic drugs because of the way he talked about the ego, clearly a man who has experienced an ego death. and also, i could not agree

more. when you were dead, you are dead. i do not care what people say about me after i die because i'm already dead. which if you love me, tell me now. have those conversations now. when you're dead, who cares? but the fact that he said that to a child, i find that inspiring. i find that inspiring. >> greg: when i die, i'm going to haunt brian. i'm going to be in the fox and friends green room for the rest of their lives. unless he dies before me. he probably will. when i kill him. "mailing it in" next!

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>> announcer: yep, you are watching "mailing it in". >> greg: first question, probably the only one. of those threatening to leave since trump got elected, who would you like to escort out of the u.s. and why? charli? >> i would say whoopi goldberg but that's a double-edged sword. we love to see her go but also what would we talked about on the show? that would be a shame. >> greg: she would leave a huge hole. [laughter] >> secondly, in the midst of trying to improve international relations which could lead to world war iii we scent her away so we might be stuck with her. >> greg: how about you, young

man? >> i would say joy on spirit airlines. [applause] >> greg: cat? >> i'm not escorting anybody anywhere, i'm tired. i don't want anybody to leave because they don't like -- i don't care. if you want to go, ", if you want to stay, stay. i don't have the motion in my heart. >> greg: this isn't really going to happen. >> i get it but there's nobody -- there are people in my life that for other reasons i would want to leave the country. >> greg: i'm going to choose your answer and it's bruce springsteen. tyrus? >> it's tough for me because madonna or share but i realize the economic impact they would put on the plastic surgery industry. which could lead to another recession. may be they could come back to still get work done. then i would load them both up. in a giant catapult.

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>> greg: so before we go, i must bid to do to one of our favorite employees, coworkers, joni mcnaughton who has been here since the beginning. her last days today and she was here when the gutfeld show was just a weekly. she seen me at my worst and rarely at my best. we wish her the best of luck and we are going to miss you. all right, thank you charlie, adam hunter, kat timpf, tyrus, "fox news at night" is next, i love you, america. >> trace: good evening everybody, kevin corke,