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yes. ha ha ha ha ha ho! oh, put your shirts back on. happy tuesday everyone. congresswoman nancy mace has introduced a bill to ban biological males lurking in the capitol buildings. women's restrooms. hardest hit. speaking of bill, in honor of its 20th anniversary, his presidential library and museum is planning a major update. first, it will be the only presidential library that has an adult section. and to keep it real, you'll find that some of the documents are still stuck together. in preparation for
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its unveiling, historians are busy digitizing bill's entire collection of hustler magazine. and get this the library will also feature the first ever combination walk in, humidor slash dry cleaner. which will complement the new attraction called the gallery of presidential stains. i probably should have stopped with the one before, but i couldn't. on saturday, ufc star jon jones handed donald trump his heavyweight championship belt. not to be outdone, rachel levine gave jerry nadler his control top pantyhose. a twofer donald trump is nominated. our very own sean duffy to be transportation secretary. at this rate, pretty soon the morning show will just be called fox. if he picks emily
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compagno for press secretary, those briefings will be done in 15 seconds. and finally, doctors warn that you shouldn't sit on the toilet for more than ten minutes. whoa! where's the fire? asked one man. he's a friend. he's a friend. that's so funny. it's been 14 days since the democrats had to face the truth. they stink worse than the capitol's men's room. after jerry nadler's lunch of curry clam soup. poor jerry. but we've talked about what the winners can do now. what about the losers? and there are losers. but it's not the ones having public meltdowns. they're victims too. they're no different than a hypochondriac being told that their pimple is a tumor. i'm talking about the party elites like jamie raskin, adam schiff or david muir, the idiots who fueled all those lies. so normally we don't give
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advice to people who hate us, but we're only doing this because we want them to be as happy as we are, or at least as bubbly as brit hume. so, dems, you need to ask yourself where did you get your information from the people that gave you trump hoaxes and phony fact checks also gave you the polls that had kamala fans wasting money on champagne when they should have been buying prozac in bulk. the people you trust to give you the news steered you wrong. why were you allowing yourself to be fooled? it's like when i tell kilmeade to meet me for lunch. then when he leaves the building, i take a crap in his office drawer. prequel. prequel. if you feel deceived, that's not our fault. blame the media that you relied on. you know those lying sacks of poop that looked you in the eyes each night for the last eight years or so and filled your heads with more poison than an unvented space heater.
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so maybe find alternatives. you're off to a great start by watching this show. i've now gained all of lawrence o'donnell's former viewers, and i welcome all 12 of you. because if you really want to correct your course, you can't do that with a faulty gps. take nbc news who's claiming trump won due to the diploma divide. in other words, people who voted for kamala were just more educated and smarter. well, if that's true, explain this one second, guys. one second. so i don't take lightly to call. sorry, guys, i'm a little nervous. thank you. she's passionate. she's compassionate. she shows empathy and most of all, she is not delusional. yeah, yeah.
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okay. so are you saying you lost because you were smarter than us? is a denial of reality. it's like saying the sky isn't blue, the earth isn't round, or joy behar doesn't have a face that would knock a buzzard off a wagon. she knows it. that's a very. that's a lot of parts to that one. i know. you know, and it is. it's killing your party faster than inviting chris wallace to an orgy. when you lose, maybe you just admit the winners knew something. you didn't. it had nothing to do with credentials or degrees. right now, your worldview is upside down. and really, who wants to look up hillary's skirt? so why did trump win? and even more, why is he surrounded by a rogues gallery of rebel thinkers? it's because something turned him into a cross between george washington and genghis khan, with a splash of arthur fonzarelli. it was you. your
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constant demonization backfired and made him appear appealingly dangerous. so more people began to wonder what the fuss was about. and they took a look. and you know what? they really liked it. trump has the same effect. punk rock did in the 70s, upsetting the borders and attracting the rebels. suddenly my air supply shirt wasn't getting the ladies. so maybe try doing something you'd never done. assume we're acting on our best intentions, not our worst. stop calling us garbage just because we don't think biology is a social construct. we aren't trying to hurt anyone. we just want the best for our families. the problem is, you've made your family less relevant than politics. and those muscles of familial concern have atrophied. maybe, just maybe, ask what's best for your family, even if you hate them. as an experiment, present their side of the argument to yourself. it's called steelmanning, and it's the opposite of straw manning, but
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not quite peyton manning. finally, start kicking the tires of identity politics. look at it. look at what it actually means, who it really helps. and for how long? like a line of cocaine at a funeral. you'll see. it's a temporary high. instead of uniting people identity politics pits them against each other. it's more divisive than wearing a leopard print thong on safari. i know i learned that the hard way. it's a strategy, though, to keep us from focusing together on the real problems and the real culprits. people make money off our conflict. those are the people who need an kicking. and on that point, we can join together. so come on in. the melting pot is warm. i made sure of that. let's welcome tonight's guest. you can catch him this thanksgiving at the children's table. writer and comedian joe devito. he used to wrestle as kane. now he causes
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democrats pain. mayor of knox county, tennessee glenn jacobs. she got pregnant just for the epidural. new york times bestselling author and fox news contributor kat tube. and an above ground pool is his cup holder. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. joe, you're not somebody i look to for advice. not at all. but because this segment is about advice for other people, i don't have a problem asking you for advice. if you could talk to your liberal friend, you. i'm sure you have them and say, this is what you're doing wrong and this is what you should do better. what would that be? well, i would tell them they made a big mistake when they went with the aren't republicans weird? and you looked at the people who were saying it, and you've got joe biden sniffing people. you've got kamala doing accents and falling out of coconut trees. you've got tim walz with
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his weird jazz hands. yes. these are the weirdos. i mean, they had to make up. they had to make up this thing that jd vance was having sex with a couch. right. okay. and if he was a democrat, they would have said, well, he's a futon sexual. you can't judge him on that. you know, he's just a sexy la-z-boy. yes. so i think that was their mistake is that they can't see reality. you know, joe biden was putting babies feet in his mouth, right? okay. you know, the correct number of strangers, babies feet to put in your mouth is it's zero. it's none. you don't do it at all. so i don't know. in a way, i feel like they're being offered so many lessons, but they're not learning them because the lesson they were offered was it's not an appealing message to say, hey, you stupid racists, do what we say. and what they're missing out is that you can't insult people to vote along with you. and i think people saw through that and they said, we're leading normal lives. we want our families to do well. we're not a bunch of evil racists. and they're saying, you know what? we just didn't nag hard enough.
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that's the problem, glenn. you're the mayor of knox county. do you think that democrats, some democrats, maybe. but liberals in general, general, will they take advice if they assume the other side is just, quote, evil like they can't think? i mean, if any of us were to, they wouldn't take us seriously. no, but i'm going to go a step past advice, actually. i have a service that i'd like to provide. tyrus and i are going to start a new business i'm in. so if you haven't heard it yet, i'm. well, that's okay. if you're one of those celebrities who threatened to leave the country if donald trump became president. let me introduce you to two wrestlers and a truck. we specialize in international celebrity relocation. provide a complete package of services, including real estate professionals who would be thrilled to sell your domestic holdings. trump's in. you're out. give us a call. we'll help you pack. yes. you know, and if
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you actually draw, you ship the women that are saying they no longer want to sleep with men here. that's called anti-sex trafficking. ooh, i do, i do, i do the time for that. yes. kat, do you have any specific advice or do you have any advice on the advice? yeah. i mean, i think okay, so i think that the idea of we lost because we are so much smarter and better, it is a very human thing to do, and it's a thing that transcends politics. it's the same thing as when you you get broken up with and your friends will be like, oh, you're just too good for him. and, you know, they say that over and over again. but really, sometimes you are the problem. and it's actually not really that compassionate to keep telling people like, no, it's just because he was scared of how much he loved you. yes. when really like, you know, you were intimidated by your
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beauty. yeah. he's intimidated by your beauty. it's like. no, like you got really drunk at his family's house and threw up in the plant. you know what i mean? yeah. so i think that it's such a human thing, but you need to examine if that's that is what you're doing or not. because the truth is, there are plenty of very stupid people on all sides of every issue. right. that is true. that is true. it seems, though, that there are reoccurring trends. the idea of limitless compassion. so if you if you said, hey, look, a border, an open border is a bad thing, they'll go like, oh, you don't care about families. you look back at them and go, no, not illegal ones. yeah. listen, it's called law enforcement, not feelings enforcement. yeah. oh, you know, and we've all we've seen that you had that one lady on who had, like, a rap sheet longer than me and him combined height. yeah. but she was pretty. yes. no, she's a criminal. so we have to stick with that. but it's not i think
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it's not about advice. it's not about that. it's a it's a canceling, a cleansing that has to happen. it's not democrats across america that have the problem. it's the ones who sit in front of the cameras that have for almost a decade told them that this man was hitler, that your life was going to end. and they're since they want to talk about uneducated believe them, trusted in them whenever they came on, they told him, we have to win this. they conned him. people who didn't have money to pay bills sent money to kamala. yeah, it was a whole movement to destroy a man and what he represents because he threatened their existence, their ability to become millionaires off the backs of the american people. that's really what this is about. so the only way this works, like what joe and mika did or mika, whatever the hell her name is, that's next segment, tyrus. okay, what sunny hostin does, what cnn
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does, every one of them should have came out and said, we apologize. we ran a campaign against we broke our oath as journalists against this man because calling a white man hitler is the same as calling me the n bomb. and you do that over and over and over again. eventually some people in this audience who love me. but every day greg's calling me the n bomb. he's in a glass cage with tigers. he's calling me the n bomb. eventually, 2 or 3 people are going to be like, you know what? maybe he is the n bomb. and then they have a conversation. they have a conversation and then i walk into work one day and i'm like, i can't believe you let that m bomb in here. and then it's over and you go, you know what i love tyrus? he's like, he's like a cousin to me, and he's my guy. and i'm like, no, i'm still the n bomb to you. and until that, you have to, there needs to be a day of reckoning
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dorothy. yesterday i saw for the first time what a massive disconnect there was between social media and the real worl, because we were flooded with phone calls from people all day around the world. a very positive, very supportive. but once in a while i would get a text or a conference. i'd go, oh man, i hope you're doing okay. all of us are going to do the best we can do, and we're all working towards a better america. take it day by day, day by day. so, joe and mika, they're making a case for being reasonable. that's like a hemophiliac making a case for acupuncture. but if i were an msnbc or whatever it is viewer, i'd be off, too. joe and mika swore trump was hitler, and now they're using their spirit air miles to visit palm beach. next you'll be telling me joy reid's not a natural blond. of course, trump was glad to have them. it's not like him to hold a
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grudge. and he said they're welcome. any time they're in the mood to scrub his toilets, adding that next time he might even give them brushes. glenn, they said, oh, it's social media that's upset, but they're getting all these phone calls. do you believe that? no. absolutely not. i mean, one of the things i admire about donald trump is his diplomacy and how he'll talk to some of the most distasteful people on the planet, kim jong un, vladimir putin and the worst of the worst, joe mika. but you can see right through this. obviously, they're trying to keep their jobs. they're quickly becoming irrelevant. their ratings of msdnc are lower than those of my least favorite cooking show, kamala's word salad. but the most really disturbing part is back to, you know, folks are, oh my gosh, you talk to trump and that's that's oh, i'm triggered now. yeah. and you had all these folks on the left that you can't even talk to anyone who
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has a different perspective or disagrees with you. and if you do, you get shut down, you get canceled. and to me, that's just completely un-american. we should be able to talk to each other about our differences, and that's the only way that we can work through those. yeah. that was it. that kind of the big mistake is that they never morning joe never let left the door just a little bit open. so. so it wouldn't seem as unbelievable when they meet trump, they, they purposely left no middle ground. there was no redemption okay. i kind of like can't i can't handle talking about this story anymore in the way that we everybody's talking about it with this idea. there's all this controversy and they're like, oh, we're getting all these phone calls and the support and like this attitude of, we're so brave. and when you take all the hot takes and like all the feelings out of it, you just get to the nuts and bolts and facts of the
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story. what happened was two journalists, apparently of a national television news show, said they would be okay with interviewing the president of the united states. yeah, like that. that shouldn't be something anyone even has to say, because it's so unbelievably obvious. yeah, that's where we are. where it's not like where they sit down and they're like, hey guys. okay, so this might be tough for you guys to guys to all hear, but the guy that's going to be the president, we have decided that we will be open to interviewing him as journalists of a national news show like, and people like this is crazy. this is crazy. the way we're talking about this is crazy. and it really proves just how completely insane things are. yeah, i guess though they did call him hitler for like, of course they did. no, this is so here's the thing. this is typical of these two. let's not
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forget the last time they went to mar-a-lago. they were he was going to ask to be the vp, and she wanted a cabinet position and they were told no. so then they went back to msnbc and started the trump is hitler evil thing. and their fans. their ratings were big at first. everyone was coming to see the spectacle because trump would still come on msnbc and cnn, and he would, you know, hear a very nasty lady and you're a jerk. but he still would weather the storm. they built this thing. so the fans just imagine the fans that believed that they were honest journalists with integrity that rode with them from that time to all the way. now the election is over. all the investments in kamala is gone. there's no cabinet position for them with kamala. there's no special one on one interviews, there's no book deals, there's no money. the ratings are so then they do what people like this, they're not even people. they're not. you have to have
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integrity or something. they literally said, well, let's go back to mar-a-lago and see if we can. what else we can get to the fans that rode with them. it has to be shocking because they've lost friends, families, jobs. they ridicule, they go after people. you don't. we keep playing this down the right went through cancel culture to where a bad man who did something to an employee was gone, and then all of a sudden it was any man who even looked side eye at a woman was gone. false allegations were dropping and it didn't matter. you couldn't prove anything. you were gone. they literally, for a decade, convinced an entire population of people that this dude was going to put you in cages. if you had a biracial child, it was going to be taken off and moved somewhere. that's right. yeah. you know how sad i would be. i
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have a lot. i miss them all. some a little more than others. but the point is, is like when you invest in hate to the level that they you don't just get to come on tv and say, well, we've had a few differences. no, no, no, a few differences. arguing over whether you want pro-choice schools or stick with the school. that's that's a difference of opinion. so no, they need to go. yeah. they, they should have done is fall on their sword and done the right thing. but they're still thinking there's an angle for them. all these networks, they're still thinking there's an angle for them. they got mortgages to pay, joe. you know, they did say some people said that they were incredibly concerned. they might face governmental or legal harassment from the trump administration. and maybe that's the reason why they went. yeah, they're they're not getting stalked by anybody, least of all viewers. yeah. i, i think well, a the idea that we were getting calls. yeah. they're getting calls from each other inside the house. they
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were going into different rooms like, i think the main thing is if you think someone is hitler, you're not going to visit him in palm beach. yeah, there's more jews in south florida than there is in tel aviv. yeah, it doesn't make any sense. so i don't know. i hope on the way back they stop off at the street corner because that's where belong. and that's what they are, because they're just they're just trying to get that that cash and stay in business. and i agree with tyson. i feel bad for the people who thought they really meant this stuff. and it's got to be shocking that they were told it was the end of the world. and then you hear people say, well, we wish you luck in a smooth transitio. and then you hear these people say like, well, let's not say anything rash. it's like you said, somebody was hitler. you don't get more rash than that. and they did say the world was going to end. they actually they were using existential language. exactly. so screw them. that's what i say. up next, dems flee twitter because they're bitter. jack the turkey with gravy and fixings. fa la
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is dead, says press cat. get this the british newspaper the guardian wonders if the end is near for x, formerly known as twitter, as progressive users deactivate their accounts because they hate elon and trump and flee to something called blue sky. what do you make of blue sky? is x over? we've heard so many times that there's this thing wrong, and it's going to be the end of. since it was even called twitter. yeah, this is the end of twitter. remember when everyone was like, this thing is going to last longer than twitter and they'd post like, whatever, but it's like a cat. yeah. you keep thinking it's going to die, but it keeps living. yeah. and i also just feel like because if you remember before elon musk, it was a lot of these people who are saying it's over had the most engagement and, you know, it was skewed more towards them. so of course they feel like they're not in that position anymore. so they're like, oh yeah, this is over, whatever. but because it's not
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working for them specifically as much, i went over to blue sky. it's so strange. basically, it's a place for people who don't want to face the election. so there's like mark cuban, george conway, pictures of sea animals. yes. yeah. blue x is fine. yeah. it's fine. i think when your side hustle is flying, rocket ships, i think your other business is doing fine. okay. i think i've also established on gutfeld that we need not to go to britain for good ideas. yeah, i've said this over and over again. i am so sick and tired. i wish marvel would get this through their head. stop having the evil geniuses be british. they're not. they just sound good. they speak the king's english, but they're morons. we need like to say yeah, like x has got so much. he's the owner of x has so much free time. he's working in the government for free. that doesn't sound like a guy who's like, what's the numbers, guys? how's x doing? yeah, you know
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what? i'm saying? like that's true. so again, listen, you got your kicked, blame the refs. blame you didn't get any sleep. but don't blame x because x is doing just fine and we won't miss you. yeah. you know, joe, they're already feasting on themselves on this alternative to x. there's like 40,000 disciplinary actions in just a couple of days since the election. that's perfect. there's such drama queens. yeah. that the typekit posting on as they leave twitter their last tweet and testament. yeah. and it's. yeah. and it's got to be hard to type with one hand while you're like, i'm too good for this world. i've got to go to a blue sky. sounds like something you chew on for erectile dysfunction. isn't that? but what they need is a platform where you don't post all it is the pronouns in your bio. it's just you just keep changing the pronouns in your bio. that's that's all they want. and then they don't have to fight with each other. and i
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don't know, i just feel like them leaving twitter, it's like, yeah, let the door hit you in the on the way out. go. it's like a whoopi goldberg sex strike. who does this? it makes everyone's life. it's like saying, i'm going to punish you by putting a new porsche in your driveway. go right ahead. thank you. glenn, don't you think when they real. i think that a lot of these people are addicted to attention, even the negative kind. so they're going to come back when they see that they're not getting any response. yeah, i think there's a lot of blue sky for x actually is what we're going to see. and the only people that are leaving x are the, the crazed far left. and i'm wondering where they're going to post their meltdown videos, which is unfortunate for the rest of us. but look, we got a president now. everybody's going to be interested in what he's doing because president trump does a lot more than eat ice cream, fall down on the beach, fall off his bike, sniff little girls hair and apparently bite babies. i just saw that one as well. but with
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x, what's so exciting about it is actually a free speech platform and i believe that elon musk taking x over is one of the most important things for free speech in my lifetime. anyway, i agree and yeah, the previous owners of twitter, they were down with the government. they were down with censorship. and if you want to see something wither and die, that's how you do it. through censorship and big government. now what we have is freedom, and freedom causes or allows things to blossom and to flourish, and that's what it's going to do. amen. all right. what i was going to say, well, all this crying, all they had to do was call a libertarian, like talk to a libertarian if you're a democrat having a hard time about not winning. yeah, talk to a libertarian. yeah, please. yeah. i'll die before they ever win. they're like miami dolphin fans. haha. i wish i understood that. all right, coming up, latinos turn
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you can't keep to yourself. try multi collagen protein five more words. to many identities is bad. tyrus. there's a study out of georgetown and harvard. both of them had to do this. they came up with something called the identity expansion backlash theory, which, believe me, you don't need that many words. the gist is politicians who try to use inclusive group labels like latin x are less likely to get support from those groups because people actually end up feeling excluded and vote against them. they didn't have to do this study. they could have just asked us, yeah, or anybody. yeah, let's try for an example. hey, white with glasses. how are you doing today? you want to join my team? he's going to be like, why? i have a name. you know me, joe, you mean. no. yeah. you pale skin. yeah. hey, pale x, i think it'd be really
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great if you and your guys voted for me or whatever it is you call yourselves with your pinkish skin tone. x hey, guys. pinky x, let's all come in. yes. not the darker white ones that have some miscegenation. not those ones. we just want the pinky x ones. yes. see? that sucks. no one likes that. no one. no one's having a good time. yeah, that's like african american. i've never been to africa. this is like they. so it just comes back. yeah. i'm anti grouping. i hate that when they were like the black vote again. it could be because i'm mouthy and i talk a lot sometimes. i never get invited to the black meetings on who we're voting for. so i just winged it and went with trump. turns out i wasn't alone. yeah. so yeah, the grouping stuff again. studies from harvard. are you sure it wasn't plagiarized from somewhere else? yeah. joe, the study authors, though, they they still had to shame people into accepting the latinx label. they say that they argue that
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it's republicans and anti lgbtq latinos that are driving this shift towards trump. so they're basically insulting the people for not embracing it. they still don't get it. but here's the thing that surprised me. i have never heard that word sai. yeah, i've only seen it written out because it's only discussed in these stupid publications that nobody cares about. yeah, i didn't know if it was latinx or latinx. yes, i didn't know because then if you make it more expensive, is there if you're a skinny gay hispanic guy? is there a latinx? i don't i don't know how far it goes. it just goes to show like, this is classic white savior behavior where people think they all think they're michelle pfeiffer teaching in an inner city school where they're going to come in and change. some people, people don't want leave them alone in spanish, the language is gendered. a chair has a gender. the people want to have their genders leave them alone. and it just. and they end up falling back on stereotypes and you should never stereotype hispanic people, especially puerto
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ricans, because they will cut you. glen in knox county, do you run into a lot of identity politics? not no, not not knox county, tennessee. although i realize now i have to i have to change my twitter profile to my pronouns are like he him apparently now pinky x. so thank you brother. yes, i would go with big voting group thumb. you're more like a thumb. oh, now this. it's absolutely ridiculous. it's like everything else, you know. and the left has chopped and divided us up so much that the only group that the democrat party is left representing are these ivory tower elitists who have no idea what's actually going on in the real world. the reason that trump won this election is because hard working americans, that's what the gop represents now. and we
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don't care what you look like. we don't care about any of those things. all we care about is that you believe in this country and you believe in the american dream. that's the most important thing. that's kind of you could i mean, the american dream was like a melting pot, but they were basically saying separate all the ingredients out of the melting pot, and that's what they wanted. okay. but let's just this is such a small group of people, i think that a lot of this has to do with overestimate. only progressive activists talk like this. and i think that a lot of it's overestimating how many people are progressive activists and what the demographics of them are. i read a study recently that said only 8% of people are progressive activists. only 3% are black, 10% are hispanic. among progressive activists, 80% of them are white. yeah. so it's like people are shocked by this, but it's just because they don't get out there and meet people and see what the, you know, like the world
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anything at all and in fact make things worse. that was my conclusion because they stopped giving me prescription medication. joe. and you know what that does to me. what do you make of this? it's weird, though, that they say even a doctor with the gpt does worse than just gpt, that the doctor was holding it back. exactly. strange. it's still better than webmd, which should have been called. it's probably cancer. com. yes. yeah. no matter what you had, you were like. i wish i'd never looked this thing up. i think this is a good sign, because i know with my insurance who doesn't want to cover anything? they should be called walk it off. is the name of the company. but this is good because most of the times you go to the doctor and. well, i had to go to urgent care. and fun fact, they don't care. no, they don't care at all. and they don't. and i didn't like that. the guy i talked to every time he said something, he'd finish by saying, but i'm no doctor. and i thought that that makes me a little concerned. so i think this is a good sign. it
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is funny whenever you go to urgent care or any they always the only thing they always do is just go to the e.r. and you go, then what are you here for? they just point you to nyu and you go, i came here so i didn't have to go to the emergency room. and they go, well, we can't do any urgent care. is there for ear infections and utis? yes, exactly. and referrals. yes. glenn, do you think we'll be replacing it? makes sense that i would be able to read every case study in the universe. come to a conclusion. yeah, but it still faces its biggest test. yeah. can artificial intelligence determine what the hell is wrong with the hosts of the view? now? in all seriousness, now you know, i embrace technology and the reason our world is so much better than it was decades or centuries ago is because of technology. so i welcome this, and i'd love to see doctors work with technology like this to help save lives and improve the human condition. but you know.
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i just don't think, kat, that, like, a ai is going to be able to give a, you know, the fully thorough rectal exam, the kind that i've come to expect from my doctor even when i have a tonsillitis. gee, what a great question. it's so nice. so do you. would you appreciate having ai do your case work? i would love to just like have it access to it at home to use recreationally. like, what's wrong with me? you know what i mean? because i love going to the doctor. well, i've always been so into, like what? what's wrong with me? like, i used to read medical textbooks when i was, like, a little kid, and i used to every time i had a sore throat, i convinced myself i had either scarlet or rheumatic fever. and that was before webmd. like, that was just the books. so i feel like something like this could be helpful to me because, you know, going to the doctor, you got to get in the car and all that. that's what that's what it's designed for. yeah. diagnosing yourself from home so you don't have to get up and then sit in a waiting room and then catch
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something in the waiting room. yeah, it's always not a good thing. tyrus, i know what you're going to say. what if you spill a cup of water on it? yeah, well, no, this is this is worse than that. the lawsuits are going to be insane. it's going to be a ton of lawsuits. and i don't know if the medical industry will survive it, because the first time that they said, well, we have all the your stats here, we have your blood work here. and it turns out you're just lazy and fat. so a doctor's going to smooth that over and say, oh, you're big boned and just try, you know, eating a little less and walking in the park where the computer is going to be like, you should not be allowed to eat for four months. you know what i'm saying? because it's a computer. it's just going to be honest with you. yeah. you're having problems in your marriage. well, drop the three kids that are hanging in your stomach off. she might like you better, because that's what. that's what it's going to tell you. not with my flair and charisma, of course. it's going to be very boring. so people are going to not want to go to the doctors because they're going to get the truth. and another thing, another reason why it's not the doctor's fault
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