tags so we can find him next time he wanders off into the wilderness alone. >> laura: you know in the city where you have preschool teachers with that long rope that the kids hold onto? the leash? the call it the kid leash when they all hold on and go across the street. they just need one of those leashes for him or something. just to keep him on track >> what do you think we should buy him aside from that? >> laura: a golf cart so he doesn't have to go through this when he retires. those sand dunes very hard to navigate. >> even a straight sidewalk is hard for biden to navigate at this point. >> laura: raymond, we're out of time! we're out of time. raymond, thank you. jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight...

>> it is donald trump's world, and we're just living in it. >> jesse: democrats going through a little bit of an adjustment period. >> you deserve a tall glass of shut-up juice, so can you just shut up for a minute. >> white men on this side of the aisle telling us y'all are the ones being oppressed. there has been no oppression for the white man in this country. >> jesse: the house is on fire. >> his penis should not be in the bathroom stall next to me. >> a dirty little secret right now, maria. the people we elect to run the government, they're not the ones who actually run the government. we expect certain agencies to be deleted outright. >> jesse: what are doge and musk really up to? >> we will fix that! >> jesse: plus... >> it sounded like a fart, but it was my foot on the chair.

>> jesse: the oldest president in history just got a little older. it's joe biden's birthday. the big 82 for the big guy. and primetime would wish him a happy birthday, but we have rules here. men don't wish men happy birthdays. that didn't stop barack obama from saying, happy birthday to my friend, joe biden. kamala also tuning in. happy birthday to my dear friend. nothing from nancy, but she did remember it was trans day of remembrance. biden doesn't look like he's in a party mood. (inaudible).

>> jesse: at this point, biden might just have to go back to the jungle. the democrat numbers guru is giving him a one-way ticket out. he says, is there any particular reason to assume biden's competent to be president right now? he should resign and let harris serve out the last two months. staging a coup on his birthday? come on. >> i was right, you're wrong. >> don't make it personal. i read your own followers' comments, and they all trashed you. every single one of them. and supported me >> brother, you got it wrong. can i just finish -- >> don't call me stupid ever on

this show. >> i admitted i was wrong! i don't need you to call me stupid. >> okay. >> it's great to see you democrats getting along so well. >> who taught you manners? [ speaking simultaneously ] >> hey, allen, you deserve a tall glass of shut-up juice, so can you just shut up for a second? >> i will not sit here and stand for personal attacks. you don't need to do that. >> who the hell are you? are you jesus christ, you loser. >> jesse: trump broke the democrats so badly, they're not yelling at him anymore, they're just yelling at each other. rosie o'donnell meanwhile... >> don't fall, baby. good job. here's another one coming.

there's a lot now. it's exciting. i've got my squirrel sweatshirt on for an extra squirrel look when i'm out here waiting for him. let's see who that is up there. it's very freeing to admit when you're completely wrong. you know, i was completely wrong about squirrels. and so loving, so kind. squirrel! [ laughter ] >> jesse: not doing too well. could be an emotional support squirrel. could be wildlife. hope rosie doesn't get rabies. she was supposed to leave the country when trump was elected, but that was connecticut. this just in, ellen and her wife porscha have decided to, quote, get the hell out. so they bought a castle in england. they don't have to watch trump on tv anymore, they just have to

watch piers morgan. so for democrats that can't afford english castles, what's next? the majority of the country thinks they're crazy, with the dei, sex changes for illegals, and defund the police stuff. it took democrats decades to build a good reputation and just four years to ruin it. meanwhile, trump's the new normal. he's popular, and his transition's getting high marks. even the media is getting ready for joe to go. >> increasingly clear, it is donald trump's world. and we're just living in it. the most powerful rocket ever built blasting off from texas yesterday, with its creator elon musk looking on with the president-elect of the united states. all of this as president biden prepares to step off the world stage. here he was in brazil earlier this week. the first sitting president to visit the amazon. seeming to wander into the jungle. he missed this group photo of

the g20 leaders, apparently due to a scheduling conflict. he is stepping off the stage as this made-for-tv cast of characters moves on-stage for the new trump administration. >> jesse: trump's been sending their calls straight to voicemail. the fbi's been begging to help with vivek's cabinet post. and remember last time trump's talks with mexico and australia were leaked? so that's not happening. the food lobbyist all see the tide coming in. behind the scenes, big sugar is already plotting their way to have their way with rfk. the majority of country's obese, and big sugar is going to do

whatever it takes to keep it that way. and it's a new day over at "the view". the ladies have to think before they speak. >> how could you nominate someone with allegations of child trafficking -- or trafficking across state lines and have sex with a 17-year-old? >> you have a legal note. >> i do have a legal note. thank you. matt gaetz has long denied allegations: the claims "invented". and saying this false mirror falling a three-year criminal investigation should be viewed with great skepticism. >> jesse: even if she doesn't respect the trump team, abc network brass does. they're owned by disney. this incoming administration is not going to let companies use the airwaves for free to slander. the media is on its heels for

the first time. their autdience is checked out, and if they're not fair, they're going to get called out. and their industry can't afford the fight. if they're going to talk about gaetz, it's only fair we talk about the slush fund congress has and has settled for hundreds of sexual misconduct allegations. do we really want to be pointing fingers here? trump says this, this is what the radical left lunatics do to people. they dirty them up, they destroy them, and then they spit them out. they're trying it right now with some great american patriots who are only trying to fix the mess that the democrats made for our country. we will win. jd vance is making sure senators get to know each other. >> how are the meetings going

today? >> folks have been supportive. they've been saying we're going to get a fair process, so a great day of momentum. >> jesse: they think all the nominees are getting through, and they're willing to spend political capital to do it. once they're in, it will look like a coalition government with three factions. he has america-first nationalists, establishment conservatives, and dissident democrats. and you're not going to believe how biden celebrated his 82nd birthday. giving the presidential medal of freedom to the chief of planned parenthood. it looks like he's grabbing her against eher will there. and he has a bandage on his finger. must have got injured in the amazon. senator josh holley met with

gaetz and joins me now. >> every single one of these nominees have to have a confirmation hearing as quickly as possible. my plan is to support all of them. listen, let these guys testify. give them a shot. i know some of these guys are saying we have concerns. that's what a hearing is for. at least allow them to make their case and listen. i thought the meeting today with gaetz went great. >> jesse: some of these guys, even not having a hearing, maybe haven't even met matt gaetz? >> of course i'm reading all the slander and garbage in the press, and they're trying to do to him what they did to cavanaugh. and the answer to that is let the guy speak. he deserves to be able to address this himself. he deserves to be able to lay

out his vision and the president's vision for the doj. and i look forward to that. as i said to president trump, i'm going to help in any way i can to get the president the cabinet he wants and deserves. >> jesse: take gaetz out for a second. i saw your colleague hold up a sign on the senate floor with a big zero. zero democrats in the senate voted against any of biden's cabinet nominees. zero. and look what these nominees did in biden's cabinet. they wrecked the country, they blew open the border, they spent trillions of dollars. are republicans comfortable voting against president trump's picks? >> i sure hope not. i think the president deserves to have a cabinet that reflects his agenda, that's going to implement his agenda. and i think the thing that really the press and the establishment hates so much is

how broad this coalition is. they can't believe that people like rfk are in this coalition and in this cabinet. and it just reflects the breadth of president trump's mandate, the breadth of president trump's coalition. it reflects the winning majority coalition trump put together. >> jesse: so is the president-elect burning up the phones? is he making threats? i know some people are threatening primaries against some of these republican senators if they don't vote yes. >> i think the president is absolutely weighing in. that's my sense. that he's calling people and saying, listen, give these people a shot. let them speak. hear their views. i mean, at least them go through the process and testify and support trump. i mean, stand by him as he assembles a cabinet that reflects his agenda and reflects the mandate he's gotten from the american people. >> jesse: these guys are all

going to make their own call. i get it. i understand the politics of it. but if they go down in flames, a couple of these guys, as trump gets inyoaugurated, you're goin to do damage to him politically, hurt him as he had momentum and he hasn't even deregulated the government, hasn't cut anything, hasn't even had any legislation passed. they're just going to kneecap him out of the gate. >> that's exactly what we cannot afford. this is a coalition that is a majority coalition. let's not lose sight of the fact. and this is my message to all of my colleagues. let's not lose sight of the fact that this is the leader of the party who just won a decisive victory. so let's move forward here full steam ahead. >> jesse: these are going to be some feisty hearings, and i

think jesse watters primetime will be here to cover it in a fair way. because that's all you can ask. all right, senator. good luck. keep up the shepherding. elon musk, rfk, and jake paul. next.

[♪♪] >> jesse: primetime's always said grown men can't have best friends, but we're willing to make exceptions. >> elon musk. [ cheering and applause ] [♪♪]

>> you know, he likes this place. i can't get him out of here. he just likes this place. and you know what, i like having him here. >> jesse: trump and musk have been inseparatable since election day. elon, like president trump, doesn't give a bleep what people think about him, and president trump finds that refreshing. elon is probably the only other man in the world who can truly relate to president trump. it's a bromance, and they're having a blast. are jd's feelings hurt? well, sources tell us he's fine with it. remember when andrew mccabe bought a conference table for

the justice department that cost $70,000? $70,000 for a conference table. that's the kind of spending that's about to end. because musk and vivek are going to put the pork in the crosshairs and shame the fat cat bureaucrats on their new podcast. >> elon and i are going to start a separate track of doge casts that explain exactly what we're doing to the public to provide transparency in what is a once-in-a-generation project. we want to bring the public with us. this is, i think, the manhattan project of our time hopefully. we are going to take aim at the over-grown fourth branch of government and finally restore self-governance in america again where the government we elect to run the government once again become the ones who run the government. and in the process, take care of massive cost-over runs, massive federal spending in a way that's never really happened in our generation. >> jesse: so what exactly are

those costs? $100,000 went to finding out if sunfish get more aggressive when you give them gin or tequilla. $120,000 to study why prisoners want to get out of jail. that's right. 120 grand for that. and 1.5 million went to encourage people in new york to play more video games. but democrats have decided this is the hill they're going to die on. >> it doesn't seem like you're a fan of his department that he's organizing. why is government efficiency a bad thing? >> look, he's talking about doing $2 trillion cuts, financing it with things like taking away people's security. >> jesse: the moneys that they have thrown out, that they might

be able to cut $2 trillion out of government spending, there's no way to achieve that kind of savings without cutting into critical functions. >> jesse: so how's this battle of the government bulge going to play out? primetime has the inside scoop with new york post financial correspondent. lydia, what exactly are they planning on doing immediately? >> the top line, and we know elon and vivek wrote an op-ed in the wall street journal today, we want to slash regulation where you won't need as many government employees to enforce those regulations. if you have fewer employees, they're going to create less regulations. >> jesse: so you cut regulations and you cut the bureaucrats because they don't need to enforce the regulations that aren't there anymore. what about all these stupid things they're spending money on like gin or tequilla for sunfish? >> i know a lot of these are

near and dear to our heart like transgender monkey research. but they're thinking about what can we do to reshape the government. one of the things they're focussed on -- and just for context, the government has not actually shrunk in 100 years. and people have tried to do it, but the status quo does not want to lose its status. and the reason i think people have failed before is because they have ideas but they don't implement them. we're hearing elon and vivek are laser focussed on getting the right people who are aligned with their vision into the office of management and budget. not a sexy-sounding job, but that's actually how it's going to get into the federal budget. how they're going to codify and make sure this spending is cut. >> jesse: so they have lieutenants who are geniuses, and they're going to sprinkle them throughout the federal bureaucracy.

>> the doge elves, yes. >> jesse: the doge elves will be there up to no good, and we'll report back and enact a lot of these cuts so elon and vivek can take credit? >> well, i mean, i think they can take credit if it actually gets done. look, i think they're also highlighting the fact that they can implement a lot of technology that hasn't been implemented. it's kind of crazy to think the irs still doesn't have an email. you can't pick up a phone and call them. they're talking about getting an app for the irs potentially so you can file your taxes on an app. >> jesse: because they have a bunch of stupid outdated technology. the computers at the irs are from 1984. >> totally. imagine if we were spending money on that and not tables how much different things would be. it's exciting. they're talking about bringing the government into the 21st century. using ai and putting that into the federal government. looking potentially as procurements. that's something where

$9 billion is spent, and a lot of times it's spent in backroom deals. if you're in charge of getting coffee, you're going to give the contract to somebody who is maybe a friend and promising you a job after you leave. ai can go through those contracts, figure out where money is being overspent, and trim that. >> jesse: so i can have ai look at my wife's credit card and see what she's really up to? >> i think your wife deserves to spend whatever she wants. >> jesse: she does. musk and trump spending a lot of time together. is melania getting jealous? >> they're making bromance great again. i heard elon has his own place. >> jesse: let me know if they bring the toothbrush. and doge! that's what we're calling it.

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wives. we are going to rape your wives. that didn't happen. that is oppression. we didn't ask to be here. >> jesse: democrats haven't learned a thing from the election. americans just want common sense. but democrats still don't get that. they still want boys in the girls batroom. the first trans congressman was elected. sarah mcbride, born tim mcbride. bride is from delaware and is very close with the bidens. now he says he's a woman and wants to use the woman's bathroom. >> she's not a woman. it's a man. she was born a man. she is a man. she is biologically a male. that is science. you guys on the left and the mainstream media want to say follow the science. let's follow the science. he is a man. he can wear a dress. his pronouns can be she or her. >> jesse: today speaker johnson

said men aren't allowed in the ladies room. the capitol has dozens of unisex bathrooms all over, so mcbride has plenty of places to tinkle. mcbride says, fine. >> what speaker johnson are doing are endangering all women and girls. if you ask them what is your plan on how to enforce this, they won't come up with an answer. what it results in is women and girls primed for assault because people are going to want to check their private parts in suspecting who is trans and who is cis and who's doing what. the idea that nancy wants little girls and women to drop trow in front of an investigator because

she wants to suspect and point fingers at who she thinks is trans is disgusting. >> jesse: no one is doing that. they just don't want coed bathrooms. >> get a life? i mean, this is the issue of the nation right now? another member of congress using the same restroom? why is this the issue in this moment in our country that nancy mayes is trying to pass a bill on? that is a baseline question. >> jesse: we've only been doing for thousands of years. the ones making this is an issue are media and mcbride. democrats did an autopsy and discovered they got killed by trans ads. it's one of the reasons he won.

a senior trump advisor joins us now. i can't even believe we're talking about this. i have to talk about it because that's what they're talking about, and it's just so crazy. as a woman, how is this going down with you? >> jesse, i am a woman who identifies as a woman who was born as a woman who believes god made two genders but is also all for gays. let me be very clear on that. i did trump unity events. i am in full support of anybody that is recognizing that they can sleep with whom they want. but let me tell you where my limits are. here are my limits: you're not allowed to do anything that would hurt my kids. that's my limit. it's very simple. so what they're saying is, god bless you. i don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home. but if you want to come into my

daughter's bathroom as a man who was born a man, it's not happening. if you want to go into my son's bathroom as a woman who's an adult, don't care what you think you are, you weren't born that way, it's not happening. so here's the thing, privacy in your own home, i'm good with it. public spaces, not okay. it's that simple, america. stop making it bigger than it was. this didn't exist before! it's like a pandemic. we don't have these problems. so america just needs to get a little bit more normal and a little less crazy. and that's all we're asking. you do you in your own home. you're not allowed to scare my children. that's it. >> jesse: sometimes you think the democrats are learning. you hear all these reports about, man, we just got crushed with these trans surgeries. we got blanketed over the year. kamala didn't respond. i mean, you guys very effective targeting some of these

districts. and they still haven't learned? was that all fake? was that conversation -- what was the point of that whole conversation? because they acted like the election didn't happen. >> yeah there's a doubling down that's happening. it's really a phenomenon. they should do studies on it in history books. we've lost in a major way. we lost every swing state, the popular vote, the election to donald trump. but we're going to double down and say donalthat's not what am wants. that is what america wants. we're tired of this weird -- and it is weird! it's just weird. no one can relate to it, it's not relatable, and people couldn't vote for it because it's not recognizable. this country is about faith, god. we recognize all kinds of walks of life, but we're not here for weird. so cut it out. let's get back to america that we know. let's get back to america with exceptions and --

>> jesse: they've been talking about how they need to listen more. that's all you hear. we need to stop preaching. we have to listen to the people and let the people tell us. the people are saying we don't want guys in the girls' room. the people in congress are saying that and they're still not listening. even the woman who is a man or is wearing the dress, they're even saying it's fine. and they're still pushing it! >> jesse, they don't care because they're desperate. listen, i'm going to give the democrat party some free advice from the trump team. ready? listen to americans! they're the ones who vote. they're telling you what we want. we want a normal america. we're all for anybody and what they want to do in private. i don't care. we don't care. do you know what we care about? don't miss wess with our kids.

don't mess with us. get it together! >> jesse: alina, they all have their private restroom. i don't even have my own private restroom here at fox. they should be comfortable in their own restroom. i should have my own restroom. >> i'll negotiate that for you. >> jesse: thank you very much. see you later. this is a fox news alert. laken riley's killer was convicted this morning and sentenced to life in prison without parole. christina joins us now. >> again we want to warn the viewers the details of this case are graphic and disturbing. the 26-year-old venezuelan immigrant who was in this country illegally was sentenced to life in prison without the possibly of parole today. the prosecution said he bashed

her skull in with a rock repeatedly. the judge handed down the sentence today after listening to powerful statements from riley's heartbroken family. >> your honor, i'm asking you to please give him the same thing he gave us when he made the choice to take laken's life and destroy ours. he showed no mercy on laken when she was begging for her life. >> i am completely disgusted having to even look and be in the same room as him. that predator is inhumane. >> reporter: the prosecution also shared this heartbreaking body camera video showing riley's family when they learned she was killed. >> this monster took away our chances to see laken graduate from nursing school.

he took away our ability to meet our future son-in-law. he destroyed our chances of meeting our grandchildren. >> reporter: and the question still remains why was i still in the country at the time? he illegally entered the u.s. in september of 2022, and he was arrested the following year in new york for acting in a manner to injure a child. and yet he was still allowed to take a taxpayer-funded flight to georgia where he later killed laken riley. it is time to secure our border and remove these criminals and thugs from our country so nothing like this can happen again. a tragic case here, jesse. >> jesse: and it never should have happened. thanks, christina. the obamas found a new job.

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>> jesse: let's bring in cohost of "outnumbered". check out her new book, "under his wings". look at that. and you can follow emily on instagram. she's going to be posting book content, so you don't want to miss that. first up, democrats turned on the obamas, so they're looking for new lines of work. temp jobs with netflix in order to keep the lights on. michelle is the executive producer for netflix's newest dating series "the later daters". this is where old folks look for love on blind dates. barack, he's doing this... >> hi, guys! how's it going? i'm so excited to hang out with you guys. >> what's your favorite ocean

animal? >> i love humpback whales. >> jesse: interesting. but he's not just producing an ocean documentary, he's narrating it too. >> it's the breeding season. and every inch of this beach is contested by giants. a baby born just hours ago. he'll face many challenges in his quest to become a giant himself. but first, he needs to fill out his oversized birthday suit with his mother's rich milk. >> jesse: animals are great. i mean, why a netflix series for these two? >> it actually makes sense, i think, with barack. he's from hawaii and has always professed to be a lover of

marine biologyist. plus, you have to admit, he has a soothing voice. albeit annoying it. and then michelle's show, i don't thknow about it. >> jesse: you said barack is from hawaii? >> allegedly? >> jesse: that's where his birth certificate said he was from. a few watched the jake paul and mike tyson fight. people were wondering why there wasn't a knockout, but especially after paul said this... >> there was a point where i was just like, okay, he's not really

engaging back. and so i don't know if he's tired or whatever. i could just tell his age was showing a little bit, and i just have so much respect for him. and that violence/war thing between us, that kind of went away as the rounds went on. >> jesse: people who had money on the fight want to bring a lawsuit. soo is this a legit lawsuit? this can happen. >> you can always sue anyone. the question is will it be successful. betting is a serious industry, and think about the funds levied on teams or the potential civil penalty for someone who doesn't report an injury in the nfl. that is a huge impact. if you're hearing all of a sudden an athlete said, i didn't give it my all. i would have knocked out but for this. but that being said, the whole world was betting against him except for you, apparently.

>> jesse: i bet and won because harris ford jr. doesn't know what he's talking about. he also lost on kamala too. i'm hot. i should go to vegas. finally, the holidays can be awkward. especially when your family invites your ex. here's one guy's dilemma. quote, my ex-and i dated for five years. my family adored her. about a year ago she broke up with me out of nowhere, saying i was not enough of a man for her. after months of therapy, i started dating someone new. today i found out my family invited my ex to thanksgiving and christmas. i thought it was a joke, but no. they love having her around. this is insane. the mom, the dad, both of them, send them back on the mayflower. >> oh, my gosh. so i did a deep-dive investigation into this. >> jesse: for this show?

>> of course. number one, he put his foot down to the family, and they pushed back. and number two, i think the insane part to me is after that brutal breakup where clearly she just destroyed him, she didn't get the message when he brought around a new girlfriend finally. i think it's incumbent upon the ex to say i'm going to decline your invitation. but apparently nobody wants to eat at that thanksgiving dinner. i would rather eat with kamala supporters, and that's saying a lot. >> jesse: too old to have mom and dad boss you around. especially my mom. i'm going to hold the book up again. "under his wings". you're going to love it. it's very deep, and if you're a patriot, go do it. more "primetime" straight ahead. vapocool drops? it's sore throat relief with a rush of vicks vapors.

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>> jesse: when i ask you guys to dvr the show i'm not just throwing it out there. i want you guys to dvr the show. to prove that you are doing it, text me a picture and we will put it on the air. everybody watching, a dvr there shall right now. take a picture of yourself doing it. text us the picture and we will put your beautiful face on the air. let's do some texts. elizabeth from lake forest, illinois, if you are invited to joe's birthday party, what gift would you bring? probably a maga hat. who is your bromance with? i don't have a bromance. if i did i wouldn't tell you