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[applause] >> greg: yes! yes! stop it! you're killing me! your applause is like nectar. happy thursday, everyone. getting rid of msnbc. and as predicted at joy reid already blaming white women. and white men. but network morale is at an all-time low, staffers claim it is as bad as the time that prince matthews wore mistletoe on his belt buckle.
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but because msnbc is now on tether to end msnbc it is going to have to be renamed. it is like when value jet crashed and burned and changed its name to deathtrap. so msnbc is now ms r.i.p. which is why we came up with some new options to help them out. how about untrue tv? or lack of oxygen network. or the we are history channel? or, you know, go with something that works. cartoon network. so matt gaetz has withdrawn his nomination for attorney general. don't worry, donald trump is going to replace him with somebody far less explosive and far less volatile. [laughter]
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[applause] on second thought. trump also picked former acting mg at matt whitaker as the nato ambassador. matt joint stephen miller and tom mahon and in trump's collection of balding badasses. which makes one wonder who could be next. speaking of nominations, the daily mail attacked the barbarian owned shawn duffy for being a two-year in his young single life. but since then he has been married for 25 years. he has nine kids. and everybody knows you can't party with nine kids. i mean that is why they arrested
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diddy. [applause] disgraced after justice millett had his conviction thrown out by the supreme court. but now we can go back to what he really loves doing. hiring nigerians into fake hate crimes. and finally, richard gere was caught on camera giving the middle finger to savannah guthrie on "the today show". guthrie appeared shocked and must have been wondering what is up this guy's butt? never gets old. unless you are durable. [laughter] sorry. so, as ionizer has learned one bad ad can mess up your whole
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year. that company put a transgender face on a can of blood like and their stock crashed. turns out most guys do not want to mix cheap beer and checks with a [bleep]. they also do not want to be told they are bigots for feeling that way. what about a more upscale brand like luxury cars. jaguar unveiled a new ad campaign that has everybody talking when they aren't actually puking. and yes, the obvious point will be made, if they are talking about it and it worked, right? i mean alec baldwin had everybody talking about rust. not sure that sold movie tickets. roll it here again. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> is this a circus? ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> what the hell was that? >> greg: was that a lineup of all the previous biden-harris cabinet picks a? [applause] it is weirder. it is like to can sam followed his nose into a huge pile of cocaine it. looked more like a kudlow hot tub party then on car additive. look, if i want to see unattractive men in heavy makeup i will watch jesse watters prime time. and what is with the slogans? creates exuberance? was that translated from bobbio's dating profile. live vivid it? sounds like something that the drama teacher wrote -- the hands a drama teacher wrote to
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everybody's yearbook. copy nothing, sounds like the asian kid i sat next to an algebra right before every text. but i have not seen many of the slogans since kamala lost. of course all that was missing in the ad was a car. now on one level the ad agency did its job and made a splash on social media. but then again if i took a giant dump on a plate of mashed potatoes and posted it online i think that would cause a splash as well. which is the point. the people jaguar is appeasing is on social media which i guess are gay carnival martian it freaks who do not by jaguars. but as one exact said the goal is to make you feel uncomfortable. you did it. but, hey,, if i want to be uncomfortable i will go to brit hume's and he will a massage weekend and... harper. [laughter] not invited.
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if you wanted cause to stress you are going to save a whole bunch of money showing joe biden eating a baby. >> brit hume massage party. while. speak to a lot of people assume that jaguar has gone wilt. thanks for connecting the dots, matlock. last week jaguar took part in a... which honoured gay icons like elton john and elton john. >> at jaguar we are passionate about our people and committed to fostering a diverse, inclusive, unified culture. we are on a transformative journey of our own driven by a belief in diversity, inclusion, creativity, policy, and most importantly action. we establish over 15 dpi groups.
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we launched a major policy revisions such as transitioning at work to drive community and support for our communities and bracing individuality is our superpower. >> greg: shut the [bleep] up. it is our car company, for christ sake! not drag queen story hour! how about telling me how many fricken cup holders and has? he used more woke buds -- buzzwords than joy reid's on thanksgiving. unified culture, diverse, i can't believe that not -- joe biden did not put him in charge of nuclear waste. and he boasted that jaguar has 15 dei groups. the last time i checked pornhub there are not that many braces. but it is not just one dei group it is 15. this is evidence of the
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consequences of a competing but nonprofit-making gold. and none of them participate in the company's mission which is to make a great car that turns a profit. then with its own competing goal which is self-preservation, it only grows like a cancer within every company it inhabits. willing to bet that at jaguar where there are more dei administrators than car designers. i can't wait to see what the car looks like. want to bet it is an automatic that identifies as a stick? >> hear he is. >> greg: welcome tonight's guests! she once got drunk with jones! financial analyst heather zumarraga! his employees must wash their hands, chef and restaurant runner andrew gruel! and it to avoid thanksgiving arguments her family does not bring up domain. fox news contributor kat timpf! and the last time he put his
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foot down he made the grand canyon. "new york times" best-selling author fox news contributor tyrus! [applause] had their, you are a business expert and i know that by doing this segment you are going to get a company like that to say see? it worked. but do you think this was just a ruse to get people like me talking about it. i did the rue succeed? >> no, absolutely not. you look at the stock price. look at a bud light for example their stock plummeted as you mentioned. we have to look at what wall street thinks about these thanks. i bet they stock will take a hit if it has not already. another really bad business decision if we are trying -- you are trying to broaden your base and you have a diversified consumer base to start with you do not want to upset the people that are currently buying their cars because otherwise of this is flat-out weird. if you are going to alienate your customer base that is a
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really bad business decision. it takes a lifetime to build a brand to put a second to destroy it. that is what they have done. >> greg: don't i know i have been trying -- been trying to destroy kill me to brand forever. but they are risking people who by their cars on people who likely work. i thought this was a stunt with an ice out the tape with the head of strategy and he was a vomiting all the catchphrases. and i am going maybe this guy is for real and his head is of his ass. >> it is. he has not found his t-bones yet. could you imagine me standing up at a restaurant conference and talking about the grand transition between a double cheeseburger and a triple roasted chicken? of all of my employees are like we have to do that. i do not look at this through the lens of woke because i think america's push back on woke we know that is the undercurrent. what this is this is just bad marketing. as a chef i am also a marketer so consider me the cmo on this
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panel. what happened is that all of these people are completely inoculated and their cloistered quarters on the upper east side and they were trying to do an abstract rendition of wicked from broadway but it turned into wicked on hallucinogenic's on the lower east side or like springfield, ohio. these guys are sitting around, i mean to be honest it is an intellectual circle jerk. they are so proud of each other, so proud of each other and they are going to say exactly what you said. look at all the attention is paid attention. who are they targeting? who is there target market? tom elliott? these guys are driving bikes around anyways they don't need jaguar. >> greg: kat, i'm grateful for this because we got in a block without having to do politics. it is such a good little break. but at the same time we did not fall for a stunt. is this a stunt or not a stunt? >> no because i do not think this ad did what it wanted to do. because it said those words on the screen one of them was popping nothing. but to me there was a lot of
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copying. i thought nothing about this ad was original. >> greg: you are all -- right. >> greg: and then in a dress with techno music behind him. not a novel concept. you think that is original somebody has never been to hell's kitchen. you think this is going to make me uncomfortable? you have no idea the [bleep] i have seen. >> greg: this is sunday brunch at 11 and 42nd. >> it is contrived. i love a weird, i love interesting, i wonder why that person would do that. this is not that. this is just like a cookie-cutter version of something that thinks it is that which to me that as a flop and that is kind of embarrassing. >> greg: tyrus? >> no, clap. too close to the black guy they are nervous.
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[laughter] i hate to make this political but i have to. >> greg: okay. >> i am outraged, i am furious, and i can't believe nobody saw this racist [bleep] in front of us. what is the asian guy have to be in yellow? why is that. how did they get away with that? >> greg: interesting. >> where is the hispanic guy i do not see him? >> greg: where are the plus sized? >> the racist asian guy is a plus shaming. he has a fake belly role. you know what happened, greg? >> greg: what? >> that individuals had we are working on a thing of the owner was like when can i see it. they had a big presentation and they showed him that. has he sat there contemplating killing him he said how much does this cost? $14 million. when does the car come in? we have not got there yet. run it. they have to make up for their
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money. when that happens they can fire him and now he knows how many dei people. groups! 15 groups! >> greg: incredible. >> they were so bad they could not be one group. 15! they had it dei fights so they had to have 15 groups! and all 15 groups and told me that was speaking cannot figure out that it is racist to make the asian guy where yellow. did not we learn nothing from power rangers? >> greg: almost all secrets of life can be found in power rangers. that is what my uncle used to tell me. up nex ♪(voya)♪ there are some things that work better together. like your workplace benefits and retirement savings. voya helps you choose the right amounts without over or under investing. so you can feel confident in your financial choices voya, well planned, well invested, well protected.
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a story and five words. >> greg: msnbc is the engineer? separating from nbc news which is panicking staffers. they get a lot of their star power from nbc who will get they get now. from tiktok? i don't know they may have to change their name what are your thoughts? >> i was on fox business today so that makes me a business expert i want to preface it with that. this is a ponzi scheme, this is a legal ponzi scheme, msnbc and has been luring didn't investors in this allergy -- allegory with lies. and then trump won the election. and in every ponzi schemes there is a point when the house of cards or falls down and people are jumping off the ship, it is falling down right now. this is why everybody is like he
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is not that bad of a guy. and msnbc realizes that the ponzi is over. and terah something really coincidental to prove my point. who was the biggest ponzi got of era? bernie madoff. sounds pretty similar to rachel maddow. >> listen, you mention tommy boy and the first thing we didn't say was what does he want to? >> greg: kat, you know, the meeting with trump still caused controversy. mika is still defending the me think and that she is wondering if they will even have jobs now. >> at the top of said news meltdown all this other stuff. i mean i could be completely wrong we could all be fired a year from now. you never know what is going to happen. >> or tomorrow. [applause]
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>> message! >> greg: you know what though. they are loaded. so they can just joke about it. >> right. i am finding myself a little bit confused about people who are still watching. like what is the profile of this person who is still watching. like who was like you know what? i really loved hearing all day about how trump was hitler and now i love hearing about them hanging out with him. i'm not surprised that people are no longer watching. i want to know who still is. because you created this. you created this by saying this is hitler, this was a mess whatever. and that people are watching for that and you can't just like a change it and have the same viewers. so i don't understand. >> greg: like a soap opera where the bad guy suddenly becomes the good guy and you are supposed to believe it and it is just because they ran out of ideas. i don't like to engage in schadenfreude is that how you
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say it. taking pleasure in somebody's downfall. >> but i think you can because there is a lesson here. and before that, i have to correct you. you said they have money. clearly she has the money. >> greg: yes. >> he has delusions of grandeur. we could ride this out for a year. she is like some of us will be gone tomorrow. so she is the producer. she is going to be fine. joe is going to have to break out that guitar and go back to the pool days. [laughter] but this is, we are seeing the adults in the room. you are right it is a scheme they are losing funding they are losing investors because of the great comment they were participants in. they will not go to jail per se but they will be like a juicy small a trying to get an acting job. you know what i am saying? they were part of the same
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thing. there is no difference than what they did every night. and the people who are watching still are the ones who believed every word they said. and they are sitting on their coaches now figuring out who was going to tell them why are we doing this. when you see people who are making the videos and were freaking out and they believe what msnbc. it is like if we went on a banner the entire time and said that kamala was a communist agent and we set all of these thanks. she was hitler and all of these bad thanks. and then turns out it is wrong. none of us would be here. >> nobody believes you. >> that is where they are at. >> greg: heather, i will play you a clip of mike barnicle. no relation to the actual barnacle. >> i don't know how they make themselves. we make ourselves relevant again. because we can't compete with 22nd snippet on an iphone. getting your entire news digest
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on the day in less than a minute on your phone. i don't know how we catch up to that. >> greg: so what he is saying is that is what is killing them not the fact that they are filthy liars. oh, no, it is technology. >> there are a lot of successful cable news outlets like fox. hello? msnbc since the election, right. they lost 39% of their viewership since the election, and cnn suffered the similar fate. fox daytime viewers up 38% and prime time up at 21%. yes! >> greg: you're welcome. >> so people have figured this out and this is not a 22nd snippet click. this is a one hour show you are providing content although it is comedy. will not all of it is real. you do stuff on gerbils and increase your biceps and stuff like that. but this is real... >> greg: or you questioning
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are objective and durable reporting? >> no. but at the end of the day when you look at these metrics who is watching? how many metrics do you have? they have lost theirs. it is very clear. for a cable news company the ceo brian roberts said this new company will be hardly attractive to investors. and the old company like msnbc will it survive and be successful alone by themselves. really? why are you getting rid of it. if that is true why are you getting rid of it. >> greg: that is like dumping your cat and the woods and saying he will be fine. he went to a farm upstate. up nex
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>> thank god. >> greg: jussie smollett had his conviction for staging a hate crime overturned on a technicality. the supreme court said that his rights were violated after initial charges were dropped. with the bail that he had paid which assumes he was guilty, everybody knows he was guilty. what does this mean to you? >> i mean pretty much nothing. [applause] it was a technicality. but i mean, he also, it is not like he is going to say see? i was going to say that anyway. they really could not be more proof that he did this and he still says he did not do it. it is fascinating. i mean, maybe he can be, it has he has no future other than how surveillance on the e network. >> greg: do you know what he could do, tyrus? he could be the new spokesperson for subway.
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because he is slightly less repellent than jerry. >> listen, slightly is a long word. i mean, he is not much better than a kid. this is the one person that should be cancelled. he got off on a technicality because we saw how flawed are law is being done by the so-called das and attorney generals because it is about if he is my guy we make deals with them. they made him a deal that was so ridiculous they should have thrown the book at him. because he still claims of racism all over this country. he made everybody uncomfortable. he made all of a sudden, it is hard for me because you know, i try to support light-skinned brothers. i love harold ford jr. do you know what i'm saying? we get on tv and in this [bleep] right here room when did for
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everybody. [applause] but you have to know that the reason why i block america did not come out for him because we knew as soon as it was in the snow. you have never seen a racist fight and it's no. if you found our clansmen and the black panther together in a snowstorm. they are [bleep] talking. he should be cancelled. because what he did. [applause] this is not an oops i have changed my ways. he was like he is literally acting like he is innocent. he is saying he has been redeemed. >> greg: i think may be, heather, you might have helped reelect trump because he was like a physical embodiment of all the hoaxes wrapped up into one. it was like to see these people are liars.
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>> that is what you were seeing the decline in viewership at msnbc for example because americans are like stop telling us what to think about everyday people around us. stop think everybody is racist or sexist are all these other thanks. because maybe they are not. we have come a long way. i mean i do not think you should just be cancelled. the guy should be in jail. for sure. [applause] >> greg: do you agree or disagree. is there something redeeming about poor jussie? >> i will be the contrary and i think this guy has a future and let me tell you why. there is a redemption story here. he comes out he throws kamala onto the bus, a few people, he says they made me do this. the truck people are very forgiving. look at michael rapoport, all these guys turned and started becoming pro-trump. the truck people were open arms to them. he goes on a redemption tour. like the guy he robs banks and then he works for the fbi.
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he is like i know everything there is to know about these crazy progressive left. go full right, on the redemption to work, for people under the bus, and there's a chance there. otherwise yes, he is dead. >> greg: all right. [applause] we got to get him on the show. >> i'm going to take the day off on that one. [laughter] >> greg: i would never do that. all right, coming up cnn reports the news that x has diverse news.
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♪ ♪ it is coming your way it is a video of the day ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: she is vexed by the power of x. video of the day comes to ask from the hollowed husk that is a cnn. they recently had the choice to report that is elon musk version of twitter more reflective of america but also a sound investment. roll it. >> look at this the party among those regularly use eight -- x/twitter. back in 202255% of those who regularly use twitter were democrats. 35% were republicans. now it is basically split between democrats and 48 percent, republicans at 47%.
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this new makeup matches the overall electric far better and more than that, john, look at where mr. mosca network is today versus where it was two months ago. is the richest man in the road by far. two months ago look at this periods network was 252 billion. look at where we are today. 314 billion. >> greg: who knew that not being a crazy liberal role was lucrative. usually to make that kind of money you would have to host the 9:00 p.m. hour at fox. [applause] tyrus, the undercurrent of that segment is amazing. he basically told cnn this is an accurate reflection of america. unlike cnn. and this is what you are making all this money unlike cnn. they had to be sit there and be told this is how a business is rhonda. >> it was also the evidence of how wrong that they are. and how you can't tell people how to think and feel anymore. it used to be when there was a
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real stars like if you had the rat pack come on and so you something even though dean martin has... in his mouth and he is drunk as [bleep] but he will tell you why the shampoo we are all getting it because it is dean martin. that stuff is gone. americans just want to be they want to speak their mind and argue and go home with their friends. that is what x is basically, while the right is saying finally we get a chance to sit at the table. and they left a saying know they are not supposed to be at the table they are supposed to do it our way. and the country line all came in alignment. and the lawn was a genius for taking the risk of buying x to bring that to the people which i think was huge and getting people's voices out that were being shot around, not allowed to speak, fired, bullied, whatever. but did not happen with x and i think that made a big change in the selection. [applause] but not, i swear to it is not in
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... favour it was in america's favour. that is the difference. >> greg: it is so funny, heather. that now x mirrors almost exactly the election except trump got better numbers. >> fair and balanced. hello? it absolutely does. but he did not buy it because he thought it was a great business decision. he tried to back out of it and was like wait a minute it was just a joke i changed my mind. stock plummeted,'s network plummeted. in the beginning he came in and fired 80% of the staff, fired executives, dissolve the board of directors by the way, and it was worth more than ever and so was his net worth. he did it to say for free speech. not because it was a great business decision. >> greg: that was just a byproduct. it is funny how the left hates the real police but they love
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the speech believed. -- police. that is why they are going to blue sky which is the alternative and now they are eating guitar there are live there. >> you know what they call a post? they call it a speech. that sounds like something that my kid has in his diaper. so you mentioned the beginning the side jobs to cnn but i also saw within the context of how dare they. this verbal clutch and you are like a look at how much more conservative it is. look at how right-wing it is. it is by this rich guy who was running it. i could have told you these numbers i did not need the screen. for the past year on x if i got posted something good on there i have 50% of people telling me that i am a genius and 50% of people telling me i have a brain and made a floss. that is america and that is normal. >> greg: this is an interesting fact, kat. did you know that the most watched show on cnn are the reruns of the villa mark? from hbo? they will rerun that and that
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does better than anderson and -- anderson and cooper. >> all these people that make way more money then i do. >> greg: exactly. >> and the way they talk about it as well they talk about it like x is a far right to overrun with far right. like actually it is pretty much just put down the middle. like that is too far right for these people. but i wanted to say that it is all that x is reflected of real life. i would not go that far. you do not see boobs in the wild like that. >> greg: i went onto blues, today and remember when vance made fun of, ladies? are there is -- all there is are pictures of cats. in between you get something from mark cuban complaining but it is almost all 20 cat pictures matt was on there an patients who have sensitive teeth
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>> greg: a democrat fool loses her cool. texas congress woman jasmine crockett got up and the girl, who wrote this? of her republican colleague yesterday to the deucemak -- dismantle the dei act which seeks to weaken the diversity equality and inclusion act. >> you consistently say over and over the word oppression and every time you said that it was almost as if i was hearing nails on a chalkboard. there has been no oppression for the white man in this country. you tell me which white man was dragged out of their homes. you tell me which one of them got dragged all the way across the ocean and are told that you were going two to work. we are going to steal your wives, we will rape your wives.
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that did not happen to them. it is people on colour on this side of the ideal. they are the ones being oppressed. >> greg: tyrus? >> darn. >> greg: what, you thought that i was going two to kat first? >> so she wants white people to be dragged because anybody who was in england during king george's time, the irish, the scottish, asked the art polish people how things work for them. there is this group called the slovenians who were slaves so much they got the name. and why do you sit there across the aisle on equal settings and have to sit quietly while i talk? nobody turns off the microphone and i got the same page as you. nobody is telling me to leave or to bring them a glass of water. shut up. okay? dei is you like that because you
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bring in people you want to bring in who are no threat to you when you can sit there and talk but you are literally the result of the american dream. you have the opportunity to do and go after whatever you want so one day you can sit in the government building and just say down [bleep] and everybody will still listen to you. that is america. congratulations. you made it, oppressed a lady. [applause] >> greg: kat, let's say she was talking to you how do you respond. she is going tell me! >> i don't think that she would be talking to me. i don't know what situation that would be. i think, i mean first of all. slavery is bad. you know. that is right? it is bad. no class for that [bleep] okay.
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i think when talk about dei they do not break down what dei is really. dei is things like diversity training which does not work. study after study shows it does not work. people talk about it as if you are against it that means that you are proslavery or pro-racism , which is not what, that is not about spending money just as an example. spending money does not work. >> greg: yes. >> it is not as sexy to put it that way but that is the truth. >> greg: andrew? >> from tyrus' perspective i like the fact she can say all the stuff and be crazy. we need more of that. and everybody can see it it is out in the open and now we know how crazy she is. i would rather know that how that come out and 1:00 in the morning some night. but number 2, from kat's perspective that she is dropping this emotional anvil on everybody and trying to connect dots that do not exist. hope because of her being able to talk like that the american people then connect the dots and
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say this is emotionally manipulative we will vote her out. >> greg: in your restaurant do you ever get pressure to participate in dei or do you have that issue with that kind of training which does not work? >> the other day some guy asked me to make a türkiye burger and i was like it is meet only we do not next that. >> greg: not exactly what i was talking about. but i see the similarities. heather, i mean it kat makes a great point. they do research and none of this [bleep] works. and yet if you disagree with it you are proslavery. >> wait a minute, she does not look like she is being oppressed in any way. people voted her into office, right? she is sitting there she is making the laws of for this country. if you believe this country is racist than you probably should not want to serve the country as an elected official. so i mean i do not think that she has to wait for people to
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vote her out. i think if you believe that america is oppressed, then you should resign and nobody will miss you. >> greg: all right. we solve problems here. do not go away we will be right back. did you know, sweat from stress is actually smellier than other kinds of sweat? that's why i use secret clinical antiperspirant. it works on sweat from: stress, heat and activity. it provides 3x stress sweat protection. secret works. [♪]
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