patriot awards. all right, quick reminder one week from this thursday, meaning thanksgiving. i have the honor. i'm very grateful to be emceeing fox nation's sixth annual patriot awards. it will be on thursday, december the 5th. it will stream live on fox nation starting 8 p.m. eastern. it's at long island university in new york. seats are available. you can buy tickets online. please come. this honors the great patriots that never get recognition. it is a great event. i hope you'll join us. all right. that's all the time we have left this evening. as always. thank you for being with us. set your dvr so you will never, ever, ever, ever miss an episode of hannity. i have some good news. in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is standing by to put a smile on your face. have a great night.

hey, happy tuesday everyone! i am kat timpf. welcome to a special edition of gutfeld! greg's off to focus on his new moisturizing routine. so meghan markle is reportedly in a, quote, professional separation from husband prince harry, which is weird considering neither of them have jobs. researchers say severe covid infection can actually stop cancer from spreading. then again, so does a fiery car crash. thank you. thank you. the fda says it discovered bacteria and a mold like substance at a tom's of maine natural toothpaste facility. experts were tipped off by the fact that it no longer tasted like. but. british airways

unveiled its new first class suite, designed to provide a modern luxury hotel feel. the bad news? you're still surrounded by british people. and experts say going on a fart walk after dinner can help reduce bloating and even help prevent diabetes. of course, for some people, every walk is a fart walk. yeah, take that. all right, let's do the monologue, baby. so there are reminders of the human stuff in life all around us every day. if we look like yesterday, when i fell outside of work. now, this is new york city. so no one cared. actually, i'm surprised no one peed on me. but i did have to go to the hospital to make sure

everything with the baby was okay, which thankfully it is. although the doctor did diagnose me as macaulay culkin. anyway, it was scary for a bit and that's the stuff that i'm talking about when i say human stuff. the moments when you realize what really matters. and i do think we should talk about this because we're just two days from thanksgiving, and there's a lot of people who are apparently not celebrating it because of politics. according to a new survey, 64% of americans said that election related stress is affecting their holiday plans, and almost a quarter of them are considering skipping thanksgiving altogether. i know, and another survey found that a third of adults who are younger than 30 said they're likely to get into an argument about politics. so as the person who literally wrote the book on this, i thought i'd offer some advice. first of all, if you are one of those people who is thinking about

either skipping thanksgiving or ruining it, it's time for you to look at yourself. because research actually shows that moral outrage is more often rooted in self-interest than it is in altruism. so raging at someone else lets you feel less guilty about how you might be contributing to society's problems without having to actually do anything to solve them. it's why your cousin with the blue hair and several warrants, is often with the one with the loudest opinions other than your uncle, with no hair, it can be hard to hear, but you aren't doing any good by screaming at your grandma about the election while you're eating the pie. she made you. plus, a lot of the time, our hatred of other people is really rooted in misunderstanding. there's also research that shows there's a perception gap that hugely overestimates the number of people in the other party who actually hold so-called extreme views. so if you do end up in

one of those touchy conversations, approach it with curiosity instead of with judgment, because there's something you can learn from even your craziest family member. no better way to learn how to hide from the law than from someone who's been there. speaking of unspeakable criminal acts, it could be helpful to focus on stuff that's less sensitive than the election. stuff like the menendez brothers, or how your aunt seems to be handling menopause so far. try to focus on what you have in common. you know that human stuff or the stuff that is so obvious you know you won't get any disagreement. stuff like kat timpf is an ohio six without makeup and hair extensions. or jo markey got snubbed for beefcake of the year again, i've said it before and i'll say it again politics makes us fight with people. we actually know on behalf of politicians

who don't even know we exist. so don't do that. okay, guys, time with family is way too precious, so just do your best to have fun, get along, and if you're going to fight with your family, at least make it memorable. slap your drunk uncle in the face with a piece of ham. your your mom won't like it, but it'll be a great story for next year. world sta. here he is. let's welcome tonight's guests. if he's the man of your dreams, someone spiked your drink. it's comedian jim norton. she talks a mile a minute, but never gets a ticket. co-host of outnumbered and author of the new book under his wings emily compagno. his new baby has his mother's eyes and unfortunately, his father's voice. comedian and founder of western razor company david angelo. when the turkey sees him, it just starts carving itself. new york times

bestselling author, comedian, former nwa world champion tyro. all right, emily, what is what are you and your family talk about at thanksgiving? you seem like very normal. you know? so what are you guys? what is your normal thanksgiving like? well, i feel like all of the strife that we see is a luxury. if you hear about someone under 30 that wants to argue politics, that means that they probably were not raised with the kinds of morals of everything that you just said, which is your family. time is priceless. your time with your loved ones is precious. if your grandmother is cooking for you, that is a gift and a blessing. so if someone has the audacity to throw it all away over something, they think that they have insight into, then they're spoiled and that's a luxury. so i grew up in a family where we had dinners together every night, and that's a blessing that i am grateful for. and i wouldn't throw any of that away. i mean, the for something so divisive as politics, and i

don't bring up something that i know someone feels differently about. that's the thing. because the reality is there's so much more that does unite us. and while that sounds probably kind of cheesy, the thing is, is that it's true and i remember back semi-recently when the biggest thing that would divide us is sports. you know, it was like, oh, don't bring up the game, don't bring up this. but it was still all in fun. that was still enjoyable. you could still throw a turkey leg and not actually be upset about it. if your team lost. and i think now hearing that people really aren't speaking to others because of this and their family, i've had friends that stopped talking to me after this election. i had nothing to do with it, but that's a reflection of them. and every day that we're not speaking, that's a lost moment for them, right? yeah, absolutely. sadly, yeah. and i think you're right. and you know what, jim and jim, i'm glad you're here because you've ruined many thanksgivings. but but never because of politics. no, no, it's just me showing up alive.

and they realize they have nothing to be thankful for. no. what are your thoughts on this? i tend to not like these type of conversations like in our family. what we'll do is if it starts to get heated, i bring it to something that i know that everybody agrees on. it's just easier. like in my family, it's hitler's paintings, like we agree that he was a terrible person, but his landscapes move us to tears. find something that's not divisive. i mean, who would start? the best thing to do is if you're arguing with somebody and they get a little drunk, purposefully, like let them win the argument and then as soon as they leave, call the police and have them arrested for dui. nerds are so playing the long game. absolutely. yes. oh, you win. and then you know they're going to die in jail. tyrus. now you're you're a member of a lot of families, right? so you might have some interesting. i have dna spread in several families. right,

right. so you might have some unique insight to provide here because logistically, you know, i usually just turn my phone off. oh, okay. listen, i thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, right. okay. and it's and it's the one holiday that makes me laugh when i heard people can't get along during thanksgiving. let's just. if the native americans can have a good thanksgiving, i think anyone can. i mean, let's let's be honest, they they started thanksgiving by helping out the people who are going to move them out. and they still celebrate thanksgiving. so unless you've been kicked off your land and given smallpox the previous thanksgiving, shut up and eat the cranberry sauce and move on like it's just this fake first world stuff. like, i've never been in a i've never been in a thanksgiving dinner where someone talked about politics unless the food sucked. because usually you're thanking everybody for, oh, what did you bring? and this is delicious. and if there's a lot of talking, that means the food's not good in my house. it's just the sound of chewing. that's it? that's all you're hearing? the only thing you

should hear is silverware and knives cutting on the plates and hearing me say some more of that, and that's it. and then complaining about where's the canned cranberry? i don't care about the homemade cranberry. i like my cranberry in the can. absolutely. i agree with that. and that's the and that's the biggest issue allowed at the table is that homemade cranberry or canned. and you know what? i'm willing to put both on my plate because i'm just that nice. or if somebody starts raging out at your thanksgiving, just go, okay. and then move on. you know, they want you to get mad back. don't let them ruin. luckily for me, usually they're more mad about the big black guy who knocked up their daughter, opposed to political violence. you know what i'm saying? so don't get a whole lot of politics in the house being like, oh, you guys eat that? i didn't know that. like. no. yeah. bunch of white dads in the crowd. like, yeah, i'd

prefer politics. david, i can't actually, like, imagine you arguing. yeah, i stay back. i mean, i well, i come from an italian-american family, so the idea that a dinner doesn't have a screaming argument in it is alien to me. that's the part where, like, people calmly eat at dinner. is that what america does? yeah. i say go in guns blazing. just do the politics right out the gate. you know, you're like, hey, can you can you pass me some of joe biden's brains? i mean, mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes. i mean, imagine you think it's bad at your house. imagine puff daddy's this year. oh. they're going around the table like, so how about this election? who's going to stuff the turkey this year? how about this election that actually would be in their house, akin to talking about

the weather at another house, probably. oh man. yeah. see, if you get into just think of how what it's like at diddy's hous. oh, it's got to be rough. all right, well, before we go, there are just a few more chances to see me on tour before i take a break. to be home with the baby that's going to come out of me. i will be in spokane, washington on saturday, december 8th, and then i'm going to be in naples, florida the week after that. we just added a fourth show because the first three sold out. so hurry and get your tickets now at the real kat timpf.com. okay. and up next, biden acts quirky while serving turkey. repent. come and be baptized in the river jordan. where are you coming from? jerusalem. i'm preparing the way for another. how much longer are you going to let this filth stay alive? what do you want? his head. sign up for

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written down. okay, okay. did you read the transcript? okay. they set a time for how long? we're going to be somewhere. okay. and then what they do is close all the roads. the secret service does. and if you want to lose all support for your coast guard and no one ever, no one will ever vote for me again, i better get the hell out of here. what was he going for? can you translate? okay, to be fair, when i think he was repeating what pelosi was telling him when he was fired from the presidency, but it's hard with understanding reading lips with someone with a lot of plastic surgery, so that was his best guess. but i think what he was, i think what dear joe was trying to say is that they they're going to cause a traffic jam and it's going to make people hate him even more. so he needs to go now. i think that's what he was trying to say. or it was a horrible excuse because he had to pee. really bad. yeah. i mean, okay,

i don't know. i think i think old joe got into some of kamala's famous word salad. he said if you want, no one will ever vote for me. david is he running? does this mean he thinks he's running? it doesn't matter anymore. i mean, it really doesn't. he should be in hospice care. he's the current president. yeah. we always forget that. you know, aliens land, russia attacks. this is the guy at the helm. yeah. say your prayers, folks. yeah. no, emily, your new book is available now, which has nothing to do with this segment, but i wanted to make sure i got that in there. everybody buy emily's book. thank you. everybody. bye. yes. so, so, as someone whose new book is available now, what do you think about this? thank you for that. that was a good one, right? yes, yes, yes. he's their current commander in

chief. can you imagine being there? a member of the coast guard? your life is on the line at the end of this meal, you're going out into the treacherous waters of the hudson or the atlantic, or whatever's outside of here. and then that mumbling, stumbling thing is talking about votes. and what they do is. and they close the roads, the secret service. and you're thinking to yourself, that's the guy that my life is in his hands. are you kidding me? january 20th can't come fast enough. it's frightening. i mean it, jim. it is really a wonderful clip. you know, the music you know, and then the nonsense, you know, he almost presents himself as a likable character at that time. like, if this was like, a buddy comedy or something. i mean, that's not what this is. this is the leader of the free world, allegedly. but what do you what do you make of it? i mean, it's odd as i'm starting to question his his mental capabilities. yeah. starting like. it just seems like he's

not moving as well. he literally moves like he's already in the hall of presidents at disney. yeah, it's like an animatronic. just traffic votes. and then he just turns off. i almost feel bad for him at this point because look, that's a they're all in that business. it's a dirty business. but this what happened to him even though his brains are awful. but it's humiliating. and now he's just being paraded out there. she lost. there's no momentum. so he's just. this is all. every act of public interaction is an act of humiliation for him. so i kind of feel bad for him and wish they would just kind of put him in the closet and say, just sit, relax. it's all good. you know, i don't hate him. i want to see him humiliated. i just wish that he would just kind of go away. it what he should do if he really wants to hurt trump, he should resign

immediately and then make kamala take over. and then trump has to just put 48 on all of his merchandise. i'm telling you, i'm telling you that hers would have said 84. yeah. when he talks, i feel like there should be a voiceover underneath, like just $10 a day and you can get an old fan back to his house, because i'm actually, the more i listen to this, i'm proud of him. he's still fighting. he's he's going to run. he's got his sights set on 2028. i'm running. yeah. and he has the coast guard support. so again just good for him. and he had the apron on the right way. this time it wasn't on the back way. so you know do we have the video of him eating the bread though. like when he's just standing there eating eating the plain king's hawaii. he's just standing there eating plain bread like a pigeon outside the subway. understand? when your memory goes, one of the coolest things about losing your memory is everything's new. he's acts like a two year old. the first time they see a spork. like what? yeah. oh, my

gosh. what? you can pick things up with this? yes, mr. president yeah i do feel i do feel like i agree with i agree with jim. emily i feel like he should be time for him to just, like, go to the beach, go to pasture. well, this or that, but i don't, you know, you talk about him being humiliated. i feel like it's us being humiliated because that's our commander in chief. that's why he's relegated to the back row with the world leaders photograph and the ccp leader, president xi is right in front. like this guy humiliates me because he's the one that's representing all of us. but maybe i just take things too personally. well, that glove, i mean, if you think that was bad, that's that was not there from food prep. he actually took that. he got a prostate exam and he the doctor gave him a fun glove. lollipop. yeah, yeah. and you don't you don't want you don't want president biden on the front row of anything. no. because he's going to fall. that's right. if he falls on gigi and gigi gets hurt, that's a win for america. so let's just. all right, up

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money doing that. you know, sh. they'll have to get 500 people in an auditorium and be like, okay, listen up. kamala is going to make a speech for $25. we'll let you leave at an atm in the lobby. i don't think she has no other choice. what else could she do? she's got to stay in the mix. her versus biden 2028 and the primary. hey, i don't know, tyrus. what do you what do you think going to be a hell of an interpreter. i think the sadness of this is it's always a bad sign when you are telling your team, i'm staying in the game, guys, it's not the team going. you can't quit. you are so close. your speeches were so good. we were this. we just got to keep going. it's they. it was a zoom call like, hey, guys, i think i should stay in it. what do you guys think? we should keep fighting. and they're all like, yeah. plus she owes $20 million, so the only way she's going to

make that up is by maybe she's going to do rallies like president trump did, and it'll be kamala rallies all over the country. she probably i will cover them, or i will sit in the back with my bongos and cover them. and that's just that's blend in. yeah. or do you think maybe her and her stepdaughter will get a show with hillary and chelsea clinton? yes. it would be the most unattractive group of women ever assembled. emily on the inside. emily. no. on the outside. in the inside. in the. in the article, they talked to donna brazile, who said that harris has, quote, earned, quote, a lot of political capital. you don't squander that by making snap decisions. has she earned a lot of political capital? am i missing something? no. that that bank account is overdrawn, she reminds me, talking about

staying in. we had this toy store near where i grew up. it's called mr. mops, and there would be, like, puppets on the top shelf. and, you know, you could pick one. she's just a puppet. this entire time, she has been an empty vessel that the democratic party chose, thinking that she would be this ideologue and a box to be checked, that everyone would be like, oh, great, she will be the first xyz to become president. and the whole point is, she failed because she is a terrible political office holder. she's done nothing to show for the title she's had. we've talked about this extensively, and in fact she has to pathologically lie about her experience to even have content to say in her hideous speeches that everyone asks her to stop talking about. so at the end of the day, if they really want her to stay in, they are admitting that they truly have a bench that is just as shallow as she is, which is one person deep, savage. a bench, i mean guys, a bench just as shallow as she is. i mean, that was some that was

savage, shallow. that's a that's a devastating blow, honestly. and now you're just like, oh, look at this. love it. all right jim, what do you what do you what do you think for kamala's future, i mean, i think it's as bright as can be. i mean, she's bubbling with charisma. she's in hawaii because they wanted something actually worse than pearl harbor. what does. she reminds me of? an incel at a sorority party. she just won't leave. like she's just lurking from person to person, going, hey, what's going on? and they're like, nobody likes you, right? we don't want to talk to you. we're not interested in you. somebody else invited you and she just won't take the hint. it's got to be hard when you're that close, when everybody's telling you that, oh, trump sucks, he's not going to win. and then all of a sudden you get creamed. it's got you got to think like something went wrong. like what did i mean everybody hates you. yeah. you know what i just realized she

was love bombed by america. by half of america. i've been love bombed. i've been love bombed by a man like, you know, everybody has. but like, she had, like, four months of. you're the best. you're the best four months, you're the best. i love you, you're going to save us all. and then boom! ghosted. yeah. she sent one nude photo and got ghosted. but it's not her fault. i think she was misled. i think she was tricked because at least 60 million of those votes were anti-trump votes by the legacy media. so they're telling her like she's thinking like, oh man, i got 70 million votes right? no you didn't. the anti-trump establishment got a bunch of votes. so she thinks that 70 all she needs is 6 million more. then she's back in the game, and the next four years she could pick that 6 million up. but i think once they realize that trump can't run again, i know it's supposed to be the end of democracy anyway. yeah. what the hell was she running for? democracy is over january 20th. david, would you consider adding her to your

team at western razor? no, we need competent people only. i only hire the best. that's right. you know, the democratic party, they've been in disarray ever since epstein died. have you noticed? yeah. he was the glue. he was the glue. no, he was, and he was the oil. yeah, exactly. exactly. they took them off the streets, and it's been a disaster. oh, man. i mean, i just feel like she had, like, four months. if anybody suddenly is saying you're the best for like four months out of nowhere, it's never real. no. whether it's a relationship or america and your political career, it's that high of just first meeting. it's the high of something new. she makes a great first impression. she did it every time. she she she's like the girl you want to bring home to mom. and then you bring her through the door. and as soon as mom says hello and she opens her mouth, you're like. yeah. and you slowly back out looking for a man to love. bomb you all right? coming up. he

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long video a fellow flier said he and two other passengers had to zip tie the guy's hands and feet to the seat. a united airlines spokesperson. a united airlines spokesperson says cops met the guy upon landing at la, just in time to join the new cast of vanderpump rules. ha! all right, jim, you usually pay a pretty penny to get zip tied to a chair. did this guy get a sweet deal? this guy is a hero. whatever had happened, the airline seat is wrong. they're uncomfortable. they don't go back. and this guy had enough, and he broke his seat. and i've wanted to. i wish i had the moral courage of this man to

destroy an airline seat. and he didn't just kick it once. he really got in there and positioned himself so he could damage it to the point that no one else. he looks like someone beating up a predator that they catch online like you'll never do this again. that's what he was doing to that seat. you will never make someone uncomfortable again. so i take my hat off to this man, and i hope he's happy. all right. you know what i liked about the video, david? is that it didn't seem like these were. these were frenzied kicks. these seem methodical. they seem methodical in a way. yeah. i mean, that's the whole everybody has gotten too comfortable on flights. look at the guy. and nobody, you know, we need to have every flight in like an air marshal. we need to do away with that. we need an al qaeda guy in the first row. and he needs to. don't make me get. don't make me get up. yeah, don't make me have a

little bit of a threat. you know, when the plane takes off, just a quick 32nd nosedive. people will get silent, pull it out, people. they've just gone. also, we need an airline that's like a members only costco style one where it's like, i just need one where i don't have to be around all these. it's like, this is like the subway now. yeah, yeah, i need one with, like, you know, okay, this is no monsters air, no monsters air. you can't join. you have you have flip flops o, sir. i'm sorry. you're not you're not allowed to come. i mean, i don't know, tyrus. what do you think i mean, the guy was probably on something, but again, it was a strong, methodical kick. okay, that's a gross mischaracterization. when you said strong, this guy clearly skipped his leg. days. okay. and i understand what happened. see, he got put in an emergency exit seat. and this is what happened when small guys sit in big guy's chairs. so he gets to the thing. oh, i have all this legroom, but he

has no legs. and then he realizes in the emergency exit seat you can't lean back. so he decided to show it, and he got frustrated. and he kept looking for a button that wasn't there because he's stupid. and he got upset. and then he turned around to show everybody and every time he kicked the seat, he went backwards. why? it looks like it's in rewind. well, no. what if my child kicked a toy like that? i would be so embarrassed and escort him out and take him to the gym and be like, start squatting now. your leg is the strongest part of your body. and if you cannot, i can literally lift an airplane seat out of the thing i had to. i lost my phone one time underneath and i was like, i'm tired. i went, i don't see it. so the fact that he was kicking backwards, also the reason why he was able to be zip tied, that is not a full flight. okay? this guy is the epitome of when you skip gyms and then you try to be tough and the seat kicks your. i had that seat up. it was a boxing

match. i had it 115, 113. the seat. yeah, yeah. that flight looked a little empty, i wonder. or maybe maybe the people that were sitting next to him moved because. emily, what would you do if you were on this flight and there was a man kicking it? i love it terrifies me that i didn't know the seats came up. so they come up. yeah, that makes me very nervous. okay. yes. to what you're saying. first of all, you guys, the beat of his kicks, it's like a phil collins song. like, i feel like i'm listening to quite like, the slowest, weirdest meltdown in slow mo i've ever seen. cut to the dude in front. two seats in front. he's like sleeping. i mean, that's honestly what i do on flights. like earplugs, face mask, the noise canceling headphones. so this probably would happen next to me. i wouldn't notice. however, i totally agree with you where i think in the front row of every seat, an air marshal should have a poison dart. one poison dart took that guy would be out. why do we have to wait till the end of the flight to arrest him? get it over with now! put him out of his misery and let me enjoy my jello cup and whatever, my peanuts. so if

i go on, your guys's airline, there's both al qaeda and poison darts. i must be crazy. i don't know what the issue is. well, there was no need for any of that. he's not even disturbing the cup next to him. there's a cup full of hot coffee, and it's not moving. you're right. the only you could put your child next to him and your kid be like the little weak man. can't kick mommy like there's. wait a minute. is that greg? he's like the thumbelina of airplane meltdowns. he was the nerds. glasses aren't even fogged with fear. look, there's nothing he embarrassed himself. they had time to land, go to walgreens, get zip ties, come back and put him down and zip tie him like, yeah, they landed at walgreens. let me understand. they landed at walgreens. you can have al qaeda, but you can't land at walgreens. okay. picked up some zip ties, took off again. yeah, that's how much of a threat he was. you're right. however, i

bet they replaced it with a more comfortable seat. maybe he had four rows to go. try other seats they tied him up with, like, scrunchies. yeah, the only thing that shocks me about this is that i wasn't the guy sitting behind him. that's the only thing i'm like, with our luck, austin de la torre. how long is that flight? isn't it like 30 minutes? so he has a meltdown. a lot can go wrong in 30 minutes. i know, trust me. i took the spirit airlines, took the pink eye in here tonight. all right. guy. guy. disgustin. up next, they're mocked and hated and professionally separated. yeah. advil liquid gels are faster and stronger than tylenol rapid release gels, also from advil. advil targeted relief, the only topical with four powerful pain fighting ingredients that start working on contact and lasts up

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blaming each other for their dumb dumb. like you're holding us back. you're holding us back. and they don't realize that they both suck together and on their own. yeah. so my wife and i, we do a youtube show and we have just kind of learned that people love us or hate us together. and if we're going to be loved, we both have to share credit. and if they hate an episode, we both secretly want to blame each other. but you can't start doing that. we can't start doing our own thing. so i just think it's funny that these two absolute uncharismatic both think they're going to shine on their own, and they're not. yeah, she thinks that what's holding her back is the prince. yeah. man, that is rich. emily. yes, i skordev i'm delighted by this. and here's the thing. if they were to split up personally, in addition to professionally, he has a royal family to go back to. he can say, i take it back and the

royal family would welcome him back. she cannot. so i feel like he would be the one that would be like, i can't do this anymore. i just can't. but she would be the one that would be like, no, take me back, do you know what i mean? but i think right now it seems as if she has all the power and she's like, i'm going to do this on my own. but really, he's the one that if he wakes up and realizes his balls are in his her purse, he could just get them back and then go back to england. that makes sense. now, you always said david, no romance in your razor business. you got to keep them separate. it's important. you know. i don't know this. i have a hard time following these two. i do find them boring, but it's also just like the rare person who comes along who makes you feel sorry for the royal family. yes. yeah. oh, geez. i hope the illuminati is doing okay. this woman's really dragging them through it. you know, they're having a time, but she's got to stay with him. she has to.

because who's going to date her after what she. what guy? oh. oh, the palace and the jewels weren't enough for you. well, i have a i have a studio apartment in van nuys. you want to go get a drink sometime? totally. yeah. i mean, the netflix deal that that podcast failed. i mean, what is their netflix deal? look, i'm a comedian. i've been a comedian a long time. i cannot get a netflix deal. what is their producing skills that these two are bringing to the table? can someone explain. oh, netflix is hairy. you've never had a job. you don't even watch netflix. here's $20 million. that's pretty much how it works. it. tyrus, you're a relationship expert of sorts. will you tell us what's going on here? well, i'm more the guy you want to talk to at the exit strategy. right? exit. yes, yes. you're really? yeah. you're a relationship exiting expert of sorts. yes. well, first of all, it's over. no. their career and

it's her telling him they need to separate. so in a way he gets one ball back. so he's got one ball back. and now they're going to go separate ways professionally. he can't go back home because when you write about the king walking around in his underwear doing handstands and burying your entire family in a book, you just can't walk back in and be like, hey, the black girl's gone. i'm good. it doesn't work that way. unforgivable. it doesn't doesn't work that way. so he's he's screwed. she's going to be fine because whether you like her or not, she's pretty and she's been there will be some hollywood producer, some guy somewhere with money and small stature that'll be like, i want the prince's ex-girl. so. but here's the funny part. he's going to do better than her professionally. she's going to be like, well, now i can do all the big movies. and they'll be like, yeah, you got to act for that. he, on the other hand, he

can go do tv shows and stuff. worst case, he's like, i can get you guys a tour of the royal palace when they go on vacation. i still have the keys. so he's going to do better, which then is going to make her resent him more. and then she's going to say, you know what? i think we should start working together again. and then after he screams, no! and then she'll be like, fine, i'm leaving you. then he gets his second ball back. then what he needs to do is whatever money he has left, take a ship and just sail away and never be heard from again. all right, you heard it here first, folks. all right, don't go away. we'll be right back. the fox nation black friday sale is here. okay, here we go. all of fox nation's premium content is yours for only $1.99 a month. i speak in the name of the one true god. join now and you'll get all of fox nation's new exclusive series. you cannot silence the word of god. the time is right. what you're about to see is incredible. the price is right. let me see your hands. what better place to be

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