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[cheering and applause] >> yeah! happy wednesday everyone! i am in for greg on this very special addition of "gutfeld!". so kamala harris advisors admit their internal polls always had her trailing trump and they were surprised to see her strong pull numbers in october. even more surprising, kamala had advisors. a former financial security advisor slammed tulsi gabbard saying she is unqualified to be director of national intelligence. he may have a point, since her resume does not have instigating a coup listed. bargain hunters are gearing up for black friday. in fact right now at walmart, there is already a half hour

weight to get trampled to death. kamala harris told supporters don't let anyone take your power from you. especially because under her administration, vice power has never been higher. [cheering and applause] in wisconsin, a 10-year-old student called 911 for help with his math homework. proving the real emergency is wisconsin needing more asian students. that's what you call! james carville is blasting kamala's jay and z to staffers, calling them snot nosed 23-year-old. to be fair, he has gotten burned by young staffers before. disney is offering to pay female workers $43 million to end their

class action lawsuit over gender pay disparities. disney plans to raise the money by selling half a dozen bottles of water at the gift shop. you got that one? i'm glad! you been to disney. developers of a new ai generator claim it can create sounds never heard before in the history of the world. in fact, we got our hands on the software so let's test it out. ai, create a sound never heard before in the history of the world. >> great job guest hosting, tom, everyone loves you! >> tom: i'll get you! let's get to the monologue. with thanksgiving tomorrow, i thought we could start by reflecting on some of the things we should be thankful for. it's not just the state of the country and its future, frankly, it is looking brighter than last year. but for the little things, to. for me, i'm thankful for host who take time off.

others are thankful for space heaters and leg warmers. but everyone is thankful for something. for some, it is another day of breathing. for others, boxed wine. >> you just met me! >> some are thankful for hot nannies. some are thankful for gravy. others are thankful for the new pumpkin spice botox. some are thankful for recent achievements like setting the world record for bench press. and some are thankful for new opportunities like the chance to return to minnesota, never to be seen again. [cheering and applause] we are all grateful for that!

and we are grateful for the fact that we won't have stuff like this for the next four years. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> tom: great jazz hands, ha? and along with that, i'm thankful that we get to eavesdrop on these wonderful election autopsy discussions from the left. >> they're saying to go on joe rogan show at a lot of the younger progressives staffers pitched a hissy fit. let me tell you exactly what you tell these people, what i will tell them. not only am i not interested in your [bleep] opinion, i'm not

even going to call you by your name. you were 23 years old, i don't really give a [bleep] what you think. some little snot nosed 23-year-old saying i'm going to resign if you don't do this. not only what i fire that mother [bleep] on the spot, i would find out who hired him and fire that person on the spot. >> i'm kind of with him on that one. who doesn't love firing some people on the spot? but the point is, the left keeps looking for someone to blame. like kamala's campaign manager. you know, the woman responsible for a campaign that made the titanic look like a pleasure cruise? she says it wasn't our fault. yes, especially when it came to the lack of kamala's interviews. >> i do think a narrative -- 107 days, two weeks talking about how she didn't do interviews. which she was doing plenty but we were doing them in our own way. we had to be the nominee finding

a running mate and doing a rollout but real people heard, and some way, that we were not going to have interviews, which was both not true and also so counter to any kind of standard that was put on trump. being up against a narrative that we weren't doing anything or we were afraid to have interviews is completely [bleep]. >> trump never had to worry about it because he was out there doing interviews, dummy. but what i'm really thankful for is that we are talking about this. instead of the kamala harris presidential transition. because can you imagine if they had one and we had to watch president-elect harris simply her cabinet right now, preparing her new administration by nominating a who's who of media hacks and d.c. swamp creatures. so this thanksgiving, i'm beyond grateful actually, i'm feeling pretty unburdened by what has been. [cheering and applause]

>> tom: in the end, we are all grateful for the captain of the pirate ship that is about to invade washington. >> announcer: ! >> tom: let's welcome tonight's guests! secret ingredient in her cooking is love and smirnov, fox news anchor, julia! [cheering and applause] he looks like your wife's tennis pro that you were worried about, comedian jeff guy. it's not thinks giving yet but she already feels stuff. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! and the macy's thanksgiving day parade, he looks the floats right in the eye, "new york times" best and other, comedian and former end of the way pro wrestler, tyrus! let's do this autopsy. tyrus, "want to ask you this, been meaning to ask you because of everyone, i'm telling all my friends this because i was pretty confident in a trump

victory but i wasn't certain. but you were certain. i'm telling everyone, what was it that tyrus knew? why were you so confident so early on? >> because i play outside. i go outside and talk to people. everywhere i went on my tours and berber i was at, it was the same thing. i never ever saw a kamala bumper sticker anywhere. and anyone who had a sign in their yard, it was always a lonely person. so it was never these big groups of people. there was always small groups that were going after, never these giant mobs of people that went after you. it was always on the internet there was attacking and it was in in the news. and when ratings are down and our ratings kept going up and cnn and msnbc, all of their ratings were going down. which means people were turning off their [bleep]. so it wasn't that hard and it doesn't matter whether you are black, white, yellow, brown cat, straight, greg, we all felt the same way. we all felt bad.

inflation was terrible, the stories on the border were terrible, it was everywhere. there wasn't one group saying i feel wonderful right now, it was just the elites or the people on tv. and the legacy media finally overplayed their hand. you can only call someone hit so may times before the american people go enough of this. and here's the thing. conspiracy theory, i said 10:00, this election was over at like 8:00 but the networks would not announce it because they didn't want to lose ratings. they wanted people to watch. that's what i said the whole time, this is about ratings. there is not one speech she gave that anybody was like impressed. >> tom: julie, i think out there in the street, people seem to know what was happening in the country but this was like a media thing. all of these people, they're all media people looking back and doing the autopsy now and they probably shouldn't be surprised, right? >> i don't think people thought she was afraid to give interviews, i think that's not

true. she just didn't give them. i don't know what they're talking about. when you campaign for an elected position in office, you have to campaign. and it wasn't until the end of august that she started getting out there and i remember early august when he finally decided to nominate her, they thought she was the best one they had in the pack, they actually said, we will eventually get around to those interviews and they never quite did. so i don't know what she was preparing for but it didn't seem like she was ready for presidential election because she has her own self to blame for losing. she 100% did that herself. >> tom: what was her best interview? what you think it was? her best interview? >> i don't think there was a best. >> it was brent baer because he felt with her and she kind of came back. so she can answer questions -- >> i thought human best performance because she was terrible and all of them. i thought brett's best interview was with kamala. >> but she actually talked about some things. and the other into bruce it was like nowhere. >> no one presses her and that's the thing. the press will complain that was not treated fairly by the press when the press was kissing her

but the entire election. >> part of that problem, the media was for her and her campaign manager was saying the media was against her, they were asking for the right questions. they were quoting from her campaign, where they not? >> exactly. and i hesitate to make fun of kamala because i love drunk ladies. [laughter] but let me just say, this lady that we just saw did more interviews afterwards then kamala did. like to keep going around campaigning about what went wrong, they are doing more press now than they did when she was in. and i will say she was afraid because she didn't go any of the same things donald trump went on, she would just go on that podcast called call her daddy and then say they ask her dumb questions. yeah, stupid, you went on call her daddy. they were criticizing, i wasn't getting the same questions. it's because they wanted you to win so bad, giving you these leigha questions and anyone that may have asked you a question that was relevant and about the

facts like, i don't know, joe rogan, you wouldn't go on because you can only last 15 minutes in an interview chair being fed lines by obama. >> tom: yes that's right. >> thank you, come on! [cheering and applause] i feel weird when they don't clap after. >> you'll get used to it... >> tom: and that podcast, i listen to it, they never call the daddy. i was waiting for them to call the daddy. they never called him! i thought that would be the interesting part. >> you'll be listening two years worth of episodes. >> would you call the daddy? he probably has some good advice >> you thought it was a christian podcast? [laughter] >> tom: so kat, what you think about this? will these people ever work again, these consultants? >> i mean the sad thing is they probably will. but i think some of this has got to be on her. some of it has to be on herself

and i always go back to the view. that was not a tough interview but straight up she got the question, what would you do differently than joe biden is doing? because again, the reason that they replaced joe, other than the obvious, is because he wasn't doing very well. people were unhappy with how things were. and not only did she basically say nothing, she also said nothing and all the stuff that has been going on, i've been involved in all of it. i mean, that was the most softball question, a huge opportunity to say, i'm proud of having done some things here but we really need to make a change. she could have said a nonanswer. she could have done her thing where she talked about the opportunity economy which i stil no idea what that is, you guys? she could have just said -- but to say nothing, that is absolutely crazy. so you could have the best people around you telling you, setting this up, setting that up. but if you are not capable of not completely blowing may be

the easiest softball in the world, then i think that might be on you a little bit. >> venne diagrams,! >> so it's sonny's fault! because sonny had that tough question, it's her fault, blame her. >> lipstick on the coffee cups? [laughter] i'll i'll most like that kamala. before we go, joined me for an evening of stand up, i will be at bananas in new jersey on december 13th and 14th, had to my website for tickets. and up next, she spent big bucks but she can't admit she sucks. [cheering and applause]

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♪ it's coming your way, hey, hey,, it's video of the day ♪ [cheering and applause] >> tom: three weeks after losing, it looks like kamala has been boozing. are video of the day comes to us from the queen of second-place who recently put out a message to her supporters. watch. >> i just have to remind you, don't you ever let anybody take your power from you. you have the same power that you did before november fifth. and you have the same purpose that you did. and you have the same ability to engage and inspire.

so don't ever let anybody or any circumstance take your power from you. >> tom: unless you get voted out of office in a humiliating landslide... [applause] but let's hear some more. >> the election did not turn out like we wanted it to. certainly not as we plan for it to. but understand that the work that we put into it was about empowering people. that is the spirit with the work we did. so all of that work that you did that was about engaging with other people, engaging with perfect strangers and in their face, seeing a neighbour, that has lasting effects. >> tom: you know what else has a lasting effect? alcohol on the liver. [applause] right? that was something. jeff, you know your way around making a video, is this going to hurt her reputation or what? >> oh, yes,, the internet is

going crazy with this already. but i find it hilarious. i watched it like 30 times. i think it's absolutely -- her posture is terrible, she looks like just hung over, really. frankly. and also, one thing that is weird about her and not just in this video but just the entire time she was campaigning, you know when your wife or your mom's around the kids all day and then she hasn't talked to an adult so she kind of forgets, she's like you want to have dinner? and you're like oh, yeah,, i forgot. she talked to all of us like we are in first grade. you don't let -- stop talking to me like that. >> it is true. [applause] but julie, when i first sought, i thought it was on impersonator because there was something about it that was weird and it seemed like an "snl" video or something. do you think she was drinking? >> i don't know. my first impression is that i

was afraid and scared for her and her well-being because it looked to me like a hostage video. [laughter] on chardonnay. and i was like, while, they give booze to hostages? i want to get taken hostage! and then it just filed from there. so i feel sorry for her, i feel that for her and she needs to sit up straight, i agree. her head is about 8 inches below i love that, bondage. >> thanksgiving episode is going well... [laughter] >> tom: kat, was this for donors or was it supposed to be in-house? that the thing is they released it. >> whoever released it hates you. it reminded me of, actually, if you are young and in college, you are at a music festival and then there is someone talking to

you who was like 38 and still goes to music festivals and she thinks she's on a lot of drugs and booze and think she's being helpful to you. like don't you ever just listen and your light can i please get to the bathroom, you're creeping me out. like no, listen. you're like, i have to and you are scaring me. [laughter] that was the exact same energy. and actually a similar script as well. don't let anyone take your power okay... you know what i mean? like this is terrifying. look at this. you are not well. and it is okay to not be well. but you know what they say when you are not well. don't film it! they do say that. [laughter] [applause]

>> tom: tyrus, what she after in this? >> what is she after? >> tom: does she think this is going to get her second win, is she trying to stay in the game, at the donors? >> all i can think of when i was watching this is that this is a speech that happens all of the time in strip clubs across the country. when a stripper, on old stripper can no longer climb the poll anymore and the new girls are coming in and she is like, don't forget, strut your stuff. it's over. you know what i'm saying? the day shift, she was only allowed to work from 9:00 a.m. until 11, you know what i'm saying? the outfits don't really fit right anymore. you are seeing skin but it's not the kind of skin you want to pay for, you know what i'm saying? do y'all get the picture? how's it feel to be me in there? so the other side of it is, she is also like a deadbeat dad. i had $1.5 billion to give to you kids but i stopped in vegas

so i'm going to need of to be about six weeks late with child support. just everything about this is bad. and yes, whoever leak this is savage. this was probably shot months ago. and somebody heard him say something, this way don't insult at 23-year-old because they're like oh, yeah,, we have that one thing for the donors and they put it out there. this is his fault. >> tom: you think -- this is my theory, to, they're trying to get rid of her. >> we got rid of her! [cheering and applause] she is the only one holding on. she's like, a advisors, keep my options open. they're like, are you going to tell her? i'm not going to tell her. >> tom: up next, let's hear from sharon stone, guaranteed to make you groan.

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♪ we've got another clip for you, it's a video of the day part two ♪ >> tom: left the silver screen just to call us dumb and mean. sharon stone is taking heat for bashing, quote, uneducated americans at a film festival in italy. which is the most heat she has received since basic instinct came out on laserdisc. she was asked about violence against women and spoke about italy's history of fascism. then she said this. >> my country is in it's adolescence. adolescence sticks its nose and everything. adolescence is naive and ignorant and arrogant. and we are in our ignorant, arrogant adolescence. americans who don't travel, who 80 percent don't have a passport, are in their

extraordinary naivete. >> tom: i may be naive but at least i wear trousers when i uncross my legs. remember that movie? julie, i kind of like her because i like her feistiness. >> that's why you like her? >> tom: yes... i mean -- look, she had a whole career or whatever and hollywood celebrities are obnoxious. but at least she is -- i don't know, she is putting it out there, saying whatever she thinks. >> oh, she's putting it out there... i think she should keep her legs closed and her mouth. [cheering and applause] and i also think every celebrity should do the same. because i cannot stand when celebrities are talking about politics. workout went with kamala harris. she had every celebrity after convention thinking that would get her elected. having celebrity spine you will

only hurt you so quite frankly, i don't know what she's saying that she's actually insulting americans so i guess she just figures her career is over so she has nothing else to lose so she would just insult the people that were once her fans. >> tom: insulting america happens all the time, right kat? >> you cut off a clap, i had a clap. [cheering and applause] you may proceed. [laughter] >> tom: kat, she's in italy, she think she's playing to her crowd but italy, if i'm correct, didn't they just elect a right of centre woman as their leader, in my correct? >> we have had all since the election, we have had a lot of democrats coming out and saying we really have to take a look at how this happened because what has happened is democrats are no longer the party of the working class. and republicans have become the party, how did this happen? it stuff like this, for example. stuff like this where you're saying, yeah,, you don't even have a passport so you don't know anything, were so much better. usually people try to hide it a little more than that.

rather than actual outright disdain for people that have not been as fortunate as you for one reason or another. and kamala really made so much money on these celebrity and dorsum it's because she misses the mark on people who are struggling, people who have real problems, people who so you know what, seeing what this person who was at diddy parties wants me to do is not going to influence my vote or in the other direction makes me be like , i want even less to vote for this other person. >> tom: that's it. that's why i almost -- i was almost admiring her, tyrus, because she is just like i don't care, i don't know if you like me or not. like a lot of celebrities try to couch it but she is basically saying i don't like you and i don't care. >> you're stupid, in better than you. >> tom: exactly. >> remember last segment when i was talking about the old stripper? [laughter] [cheering and applause]

how's it feel? anyone who says naivete, [bleep] [cheering and applause] but it wasn't just her. it was like an american bash tour in italy. because alec baldwin was doing the same thing. americans are stupid, they're all saying this stuff. he had the nerve to say something like we are ill-informed. yeah, but we know how to load and unload a gun, sir. so there are all of these washed up actors. madonna can say whatever she wants but after a while you just get tired of them. you can tell the different, they are all old and tired. the only movies they can do our, d and b and their mad because they didn't get checks because they got paid periods liberties were making more money campaigning for kamala then they were making in their movies. so this is a huge huge hit to their bottom line. now she has to do the cross thing but member previously a said she was the old stripper

who can't quite get -- it's hard when it is a wizards sleeve at the end, you know what i'm saying? >> i'm not sure what that is... they know what he's talking about and i don't. >> prove you have never seen the call her daddy podcast. >> or borat. [laughter] >> tom: i always feel hollywood celebrities are in their adolescence of political thought. like they spent the whole first part of their life not doing politics because they were just obsessed with themselves and with hollywood and now in their later years, they suddenly discovered politics. but they have the mind of a 15-year-old, in one talking about? >> it's all a work. the way they talk about this is because they have been patted on the head and the bottom every time they say some liberal theatre class nonsense. what is ill-informed and ignorant and in it's adolescence is hollywood's. hollywood is stupid.

because they pretend to play to all of these things, they are the dummies. every one of these actors does not know their history, she is going here in italy, like she knows anything about the leader of italy or there past fascism, it something she googled in her car on the way over there. they have all of these actors that will talk about being against guns when they have literally glamorized guns. every one of their movies is shooting someone. you made guns cool. you get paid millions to make these things cool. they are always salacious and in their movies and then they criticize any kind of thing. they are the ones out of touch is hollywood. >> tom: that's right. [cheering and applause] coming up, can the young generation get by without ai?

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>> tom: a survey shows that basically all gen z people age 22-27 are using two or more ai tools a week. programs like chatgpt and 88% of gen z workers say they use ai at work if they are feeling overwhelmed. julie, should we be concerned? >> no, i would rather have someone do the thinking for me. so i think gen z should go all for ai. chatgpt is like the greatest thing ever, i never have to think of an answer on my own. i wish i could have used it for your question right now but i didn't have time. >> tom: listen, when it first came out i did some little experiments with it, it's amazing, you say things and it rates you whole essay or something. but since then i have not really used it. but in what applications would you use it? >> are you kidding? if you have to do an interview, for example,, not that i would never do this, you just put in the topic, tell me what i should ask congressman so-and-so who was running for so-and-so and it

will literally do it for you. >> that is amazing... >> so we can all be fake in this business. >> talk to them about venn diagrams. >> i have never actually asked chatgpt about venne diagrams. >> they can make them, can't they? i know my daughter is in college and they say a lot of students are using these, the teachers know they are using it so the teachers are kind of working around it. they are trying to build it into their systems. is this good or bad? >> i don't know if it's good or bad but we have all cheated. every generation is cheating in school. this is just the new version of cheating. i don't want to be too harsh on it, i'd be a hypocrite. my ai was a guy named james. god bless james. he would finish real early and then he would write the answers down on a mechanical pencil and a tiny paper and he would see

dumb jeff sitting there thinking my dad's gonna kick me with a golf shoe again and he would just drop the trash on the thing and i would open it up and put all of the answers in. it's just a new way to cheat, we all did it. >> that is what cheaters say, we all did it. >> i just admit it i cheated. >> but i didn't do it. people cheated off of me. and i let them do it because of my low self-esteem. [laughter] >> but think of all of the assignments you had to do, kat. >> my self-esteem was on par, i was ugly so -- what was your question? >> think of the assignments you had to write. when they say you had to write a theme or 2000 word essay. >> i would get excited to express myself. >> i bet you would! >> nerd alert! >> but could you go back, would you resist? >> i wrote recreationally and i still do. i wrote novels about shipwrecks in my room.

>> phenomenal. >> when you don't have any friends, you would not believe the shipwreck stories you have time to write. [laughter] >> tom: so no one seems worried about this. is it going to be that people like kat back if they like to write, let them write and if they don't, they can use chatgpt? >> what's going to end up happening is i don't want to hear any crying when you don't have any jobs anymore. because you're just going to have ai do it. so eventually boss will be like all i have to do, instead of going to johnson at his desk, crying about his male maternity leave,'s i can just ask ai to do his job for him and all i have to do is keep the electric bill on and my wi-fi up. so keep 88 percent, when 100% if you are out of work because you don't have a special skill that ai cannot do, don't cry. because not only are you doing it, you're bragging about it. i can't relate to cheating because i was always given tests as gifts. instead of losing your life, you gave me the math test in school. it was wonderful.

i didn't really cheat, i'm just like a james, what you got there? it's my book report. this is nice, and i have it? thank you james. >> so polite! >> there's no reason, it's already established. you're nice when you bully. >> tom: that's the thing, will we be illiterate? >> to people who were doing this are going to be out of jobs and you will see gen z saying there's no jobs for us because -- to kat's point, human creativity cannot be duplicated. she will be the one that will keep going, being able to write book after book after book and not need an ai book or just put your face on the thing. eventually they will change her face out with somebody else. it is the creativity that makes us special. if he did ai jokes he would be no different than anyone else doing ai jokes, you wouldn't need him. you would put a fancy little computer dude up with a bow tie and be like a, did you guys hear this one? you could even do his voice.

>> it's also a new problem and we always have new problems. member the internet? these to be travel agencies and magazines and newspapers and outs all on the internet so those jobs had to find new ways. it is just a new problem, that's all. >> tom: look at the positive side. don't go away, we are answering your questions up next. [cheering and applause] because it actively shields the enamel to defend against erosion and cavities. i think that this product is a game changer for my patients. it really works. grandma: billy, i need help with the clicker. billy: one second, grandma. this guy's going to buy my car. caller: billy? you still there? we gotta deal, right? grandma: you need carvana. grandma: what's your plate number? billy: boss... mov grandma: vehicle features...no accidents, right?

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>> announcer: you're watching "mailing it in". [cheering and applause] >> tom: they're excited! are you an early, on time or late person? i like this for a discussion, jeff, which is it? >> amaldi's early. i was in that greenroom like three hours ago. i'm an early guy. if i'm not 30 minutes early, i'm probably not showing up. >> tom: you're in showbiz, you have to get there early, right? julie? >> i'm always late and on time. if i have to be somewhere to 6:00, i leave my house at 6:00 so that's being on time but i don't actually get there at 6:00. >> tom: so she's late... tyrus? >> it depends. if it's professional and benefits me i'm usually an hour ahead of time. if i don't give a [bleep] i just roll in and use the cultural 15 minute late thing. brother tyrus, homie! >> tom: in the future, people

who have seen this, when you show up late -- >> you know if i don't like you. my face does not lie. i have lost so many jobs in board meetings where they will be like a tyrus and they'll be like you hate me and they can tell by my face. you know if i'm late, i don't want to be there. >> tom: cat? >> did you get us confused? >> tom: thank you tyrus. >> you have put on some size... >> i've gained a little weight, but... >> you got darker, to. >> i'm always really early because if i have a thing to do, i can't do anything other than that thing. so i just get ready for that thing and i don't know what i think is going to happen on route but i leave really early in case, i don't know, i get arrested. i don't know what i think is going to happen. i've never even been arrested, not to brag but i don't know, i'm very early. >> are you an early bird? >> i used to be late and it is a thing you can pay attention to.

i used to identify as a layperson, that's me, i'm flighty, i'm artistic and i would show up late. then i realized it was rude and i try to show up early. next question. what car did you learn to drive? what do you think? >> a four-wheel-drive -- four-wheel-drive, stick shift, volkswagen rabbit. >> that is great! it had luggage racks on top. >> do you still drive stick? but you could though! >> are we talking about a car? >> you never forget. it got impounded but i had so many tickets and boston that i never paid them and then they just took it away. i never sought again. >> it works. chef? >> shout out to ross mcgrath, a big brother to me and taught me how to drive stick shift on a jeep. i ruined that transmission learning how to drive it but thanks to him i know how to drive it. >> tom: and now you can -- i love driving a stick. >> it got me any valet parking

job i wanted because they were like, you know how to drive stick? and i was like, yeah. you just learn, kids. >> not a great job for a tall guy, valet parking. tyrus? >> it's weird. usually it was a stranger's car at night and i pulled them out, i didn't really look. [laughter] they were usually nice. [laughter] >> tom: you got to have variety. kat? >> i don't know, it was some sort of peaceably police station wagon. was a long time ago and haven't driven down like 11 years so i don't know if i know how r just like, oh, sorry! >> tom: lightning round. can we asks what was your worst day in grade school and why was it so, jeff? >> i didn't know how to flirt with girls and i was a dirty little poor kid. me and my dad killed a mole and i thought, this will be impressive to the kids at school so i put the dead mole in a bag,

like a plastic bag and when i saw the girl i had a crush on at lunch, i went, dead mole! and it was all bloody in the bag and it was disgusting. at lunch. >> tom: did you ever take roadkill the school, julie? >> no, i never did. i didn't. the principal and eighth-grade wash my mouth out with soap. that wasn't a high point. >> and he was still employed afterwards? >> he was. he made me do it to myself so it was like a self-inflicted waterboarding with soap. >> do you know how bad you have to cost for that to happen? >> excuse me, it's because i said oh, my god, because i went to a baptist school so all it said was oh, my god,. >> i think that's fair. >> thank you. >> i wrote a letter, do you like me, yes or no, she got it, check the box, the teacher grabbed a, right in front of the class and she said no. >> oh, no! >> and she said losers who

cheated school don't get the girls. and it was a rough recess that day. >> oh, my god,. >> and tyrus that i don't cheat, they give me their homework. >> you don't talk much when your heart is broken in front of kids. even the foreign-exchange student got it. >> tom: were state school? >> i didn't trust my gut at all and got knocked out of this spelling bee and then the schools kids back on the spelling bee and i was in upset unless this one get a bunch of money and he was so upset at me. >> tom: oh, my gosh... don't go away, we will be right back. [cheering and applause] [clears throat] sounds like you need to vaporize that sore throat. vapocool drops? it's sore throat relief with a rush of vicks vapors. ♪ vapocooooool ♪ whoa. vaporize sore throat pain with vicks vapocool drops. america. built by those who dare to dream, those who push the limits, and those who serve. at bass pro shops, we stand with those who stand for our freedoms...

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