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happy thanksgiving everyone. i'm kat timpf, so greg and the rest of the gang are all off today, so i thought that i would check in to make sure that you didn't have too many fights at the dinner table. and if you did, by the way, i do hope that you told your drunk uncle that he doesn't know what he's talking about. anyway, we had some fantastic shows these past few months with some really awesome guests, so let's take a look back at some of the best segments, starting with our show from the day after the election. enjoy! well, i don't know if you've heard, but donald trump will be the 47th president of the united states. causing joe biden to ask who was number 46? the election was such a blowout, it sent shock waves across democratic strongholds all over. bill
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clinton is so distraught he's flying his erection at half mast. hunter biden was so shocked he dropped both of his. jimmy carter heard the news and said, you kept me alive for this. jerry nadler was so angry, he announced that he'll no longer be giving a courtesy flush. doug emhoff is so upset he's now hitting on the ugly nannies. after the election, ilhan omar was in such a state, she told her brother. not tonight. i have a headache. wo, wow. this morning, the view stomped their feet. so hard they threw a shoe. nancy pelosi was so enraged by trump's
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victory, her eyebrows moved to canada. the news was so bad. randi weingarten has yet to come out of her toadstool. admiral rachel levine is so defeated, she's announced she's taking a leave of absence to spend more time with her testicles. hillary clinton was so depressed, she actually considered killing herself for a change. taylor swift cried all night, which dropped her from a six to a four. mark cuban so despondent, he paused his transition into rachel maddow. james carville is so miserable he could barely unhinge his jaw to eat his morning mouse. the outcome left
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barack obama so bitter he vowed to move back to kenya. and finally, michelle was so embarrassed she changed her name back to mike. live by the hoaxes. so it's true. kamala harris got shellacked like a hardwood floor on this old house. and instead of an evening concession speech, she avoided her supporters like hunter biden, dodging child support for the first time. she wasn't laughing. although you got to admit, this is pretty hilarious. watch. are there any places where kamala harris overperformed overperformed from where biden did so we can show you that as well. we just bring that out here. harris overperforming 2020. holy smokes. there you go. so let
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this go away and see if there's anything in the east side. there are literally nothing. literally nothing. literally not one county by 3% or more. did it that way. this is called a mandate. he won the popular vote by over 5 million. that can't be explained away. the dems can't give their usual excuses with more butt butt butts than a kardashian family reunion. and so there will be changes. shoplifters may actually have to pay for stuff. migrant gangs might have to get a new realtor, and jimmy kimmel will probably be institutionalized. but there's a larger question did trump do this by the strength of his personality alone? or as america changed and trump's just the first to call it like it is? i mean, he did that with the media. the same collection of hacks who told us fairy tales about how close this was. this was all going to be and how abortion would send the evil orange man packing, and how the polls were going to be
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honest this time. turns out they had the accuracy of stevie wonder playing jenga. truth is. so cheap. the truth is, musk and joe rogan and a few other podcasts did more to get the word out on this election than all the legacy media combined. it's amazing. tells you one thing legacy media is dead. it is. i only hope. i only hope that if brian stelter jumps from a window, it's from the first floor so we won't crush dozens of pedestrians. but there's another group that's over, too. it's hollywood. all the virtue signaling from the anistons and the clooneys. it didn't mean a thing. all that botox must have paralyzed their brains into believing it matters what they think. sorry. sorry. you're just hairless
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circus bears here to entertain us. the other message identity politics is dead. die doa. enough with. enough with dividing americans into absurd categories that only matter to self-obsessed people with more pronouns than friends. the truth is, americans of all stripes want the same things prosperity, safety, a president who doesn't smell like an outhouse. it's why trump won record numbers of hispanics and black voters. but he also won a whole bunch of different people. what else could appeal to both black men and amish voters? well, that list is trump and common sense and fat. now, trump didn't do this alone. talk about unsung heroes, scott pressler drove his jalopy into the ground, getting out the vote to flip pennsylvania. that's right. a
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gay man who helped convince the amish to put down their butter churners and get to the polls and vote for trump. that's a movie hollywood should make. but they won't. they won't. and jd vance, who russ belters recognized as one of their own, barron trump, all eight feet, 11in of him who advised his dad on podcasts. and of course, musk and rogan, whose dedication to the free exchange of ideas scares the hell out of liars who only talk in soundbites and don't forget peanut the squirrel who did not die in vain. but perhaps the biggest. oh, thank you, but perhaps the biggest unsung her, kamala harris. she was trump's secret weapon, proving that you cannot win by identity alone. you need ideas, a vision of a better life. brains. you can't just tell us how deplorable we are, laugh like a lunatic, and
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then rush home to make sure doug's not tapping the nanny again like a keg of bud light. because whether you like trump's policies or not, at least he had some. so will the media learn anything from this? will the dems of course not. expect to be told how sexist and racist you are for the next four years, but it won't work because by now our collective skin is tougher than a $2 steak. after all, the opposition called trump a fascist and a nazi. they shot him. they told us he was a threat to democracy. the coastal elite in the obamas, clintons and bidens told us no decent person would vote for him. and yet he caused a landslide bigger than the cast of the view on a snowboarding trip. that's why last night's reckoning signals something bigger even than trump. you can see it in the faces of those who voted for him and those who didn't. the american people went from wanting to deciding, and that decision is now
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reflected in the calm that you sense right now. we may not get this country back on its feet tomorrow, but we're well on our way. period. tonight's guest, he can predict the race and take a kick to the face. fox news contributor charlie hurt. oh, wow. no clapping for you. he brought a roll of charmin into the voting booth. founder of studio tsk. com michael loftus. she's got a baby bump that's due under trump. new york times bestselling author and fox news contributor catherine. and he wins the popular vote every day. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. all right. i'm going to get the gloating out of the way, tyrus. you were right. you said. you said it
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wouldn't be close. you said it would be over by 10 p.m. up by an hour or so. no, no. west coast time. yeah. from the west coast, baby. 10:00. yeah. beard looks good. feels good. i think it's we're so unburdened. i'm going to miss the bongos, but not enough. you know what i mean? that's true. i think this is probably the greatest multicultural landslide in the history of this country. this was a movement of every shade. didn't matter who you slept with, whatever. everybody came together, you know? and. but the only thing that's making me mad is everyone's mad at us blacks. we didn't do it alone.
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okay? you know, like. and how the asians just get off the hook. yeah. they was in on this too, you know? but it was across the board and i think it was a beautiful thing. but that's what happens when you listen that was what put him over the top, that he would sit and talk with someone like me and take an idea that i had. and all of a sudden it's in the news as a possible policy. he would talk to the gardener, he would talk to the driver, he would listen to people's concerns and be like, okay, i want to try. i don't know if i can fix that. so, hey, rfk, why don't you come on here? tulsi gabbard, he brought people together and he listened. he wasn't woke explaining everybody. so and i think that's what this was really about. i think that's why there's no buildings burning tonight. and we had no problem walking into work because it was a universal view to the to the administration. yeah. that makes me charlie. what was
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great about last night was it doesn't even matter. well, it doesn't matter who won, but i'm pretending it doesn't matter who won. it's that it was definitive. so it's not like there's any wiggle room. you had to concede. you had to go like. yep. that's why, as tara says, everything is calm. because the hammer came down. it was definitive. and what was actually more, i think, even more devastating than losing the entire blue wall to donald trump again is the fact that if you look at the numbers in the states where he didn't necessarily win a place like new york swung 13 points from 2020 to his direction, he he lost new jersey by five points. he won miami-dade county in florida, the first republican since 1988 to win miami-dade county. and it's all because of exactly what you're talking about, tyrus. it's not, you know, republican. you know, brooks brothers wearing republicans who turned out for him, it was everybody of every stripe that and all completely
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driven by not a concern. it was not a conservative thing. no, it's common sense and it's prosperity. and they want they want to be able to live their lives and enjoy their wealth. it's really obvious reasons why people voted that way. but you don't realize it until after the fact. oh, like, the other side was nuts and they weren't. that's how it was as a homeless lesbian transgender, you're now transgender, correct? i'm on the fence about it. oh, well, don't say, don't say. i'll just tuck and run around the house, see what feels good, isn't it ironic that the party of victims turned trump into the victim? it's wild. this whole election, like it's nice to go to sleep and then wake up. and the same guy is still, you know, in the lead in the bed. that was. yeah, that was awesome. and it's when you wake up in that cardboard box and they're still there. they didn't leave i. no, no, this is
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this is a great one. this is a fun one. to celebrate, we weren't able to celebrate 2016 because everybody was in shock. and you had to pretend like you didn't vote for trump. you know, you're just like, i don't know how this happened. it's crazy. so this one is great, but i feel like we still can't celebrate him because what this really is, if you step back from it, this is a census of stupid people, right? the people who voted for kamala, i think are stupid people. like she didn't want to be president. she's happy. it's i guarantee she's happy that she lost this thing. right. because you can only say i'm from a middle class family. haha. so many times now she can go on her book tour and do live events with with hillary clinton. you know, on there they'll have a group going to work every, every, every day. is wine o'clock, right? we're bananas. rama. yes, cat. give me your wisdom. tell me what you think. sure. no, i do
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honestly think that all the joy in this room and how happy everyone here is, doesn't even come close to how happy hillary clinton is. i do off the hook. i mean, she wanted she wanted him to win so bad. and the fact that he won by this much, she she looks like a winner to herself. yes she does, i think she does. and i think i think that it's going to be a lot of people are blaming this on sexism. right. and i think that sexism is definitely is a real thing. i think that i think chick okay. all right. prove it. lady. well, i do i think that one of the things that men and women have in common is that they don't like women. so but i think that. but i want to
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explain where the democrats have gone wrong, because i think there's a huge difference between acknowledging sexism and then chalking everything up to sexism. and there's this huge difference between sexism against women is real to, hey, you know, just being a man is to be against women and people can only be pushed so far before they get kind of tired of it, and they go from, hey, what can i do to like, hey, what can i do? what do you want me to do? do you want me to kill myself and really, if there's nothing you can do about it anyway. and i feel like for a lot of people, there was a lot of talk about women who were going to secretly go vote for kamala. i know men were. i'm going to present no identifying information because they are actually truly scared to tell their wives this, who have told me they secretly voted for trump. and it's for this reason it's because you can only be told your piece. so much before you're like, if there's nothing i can do about it anyway. and it's just inherent in who i am that i'm a
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piece of that, i'm going to want to do something to kind of protest against that. and i think that that was the difference. and, and a lot of men were just sick of being told that they're terrible and there's nothing they can do. and that's, i think the huge mistake that democrats made or one of one of many. we get that enough. it turns out we could do something. yeah, yeah, they did. they came out and voted. yeah. well, it turns out donald trump beats women. yeah. up next, the left tries to spin trump's historic win. if you'll be in the new york area. would like tickets to see gutfeld, go to fox news.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. there's something going around the gordon home. good thing gertrude found delsym. now what's going around is 12 hour cough relief and the giggles. the family that takes delsym together feels better together. the perfect gift. the jewelry exchange has three carat topaz
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trump. winston, this is a great story. young men shifted nearly 30 points to the right since 2020. analysts say it's because of the new media. masculine cultural figures helped them appeal to gen z. guys, my theory is that they like real dudes and there were no real dudes on the other side. you're a young man. what's your analysis? hey, well, you know, this is actually happening across the world, not just in america. it happened in my country, in england, in july at the elections, women are going left. men are going right now. it's not really a surprise. for the last ten years, they've told us patriarchy, this toxic masculinity that even in the kamala campaign, they were actively and openly denigrating men. dana bash at the dnc, she was saying, we need to appeal to low t men. no wonder they put tampon tim as the running mate. in fact, he sums it all up. it was such a joke. yeah, yeah. sorry. go ahead. well, and the other side. you have
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elon parallel parking, 40 foot story rockets. yeah. no wonder i want to be on that team. and it gets better. still women. it turns out women want actual alpha male men to write women like real men, it turns out. and that's. to that point, cat young women also shifted to the right by 14 percentage points. that's almost 15. cat. but more than 13, but not 15, 14. okay, kamala, i feel like kamala could have just like said something nice about dudes at some point. i was looking at her twitter x, whatever it's called, and i just searched the word men and she had some things like this is for latino men. and then she had another one. this is for black men. and so it was still very much through the lens of race. and yes, as you point out, all the men surrounding her were like,
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listen, first of all, as a dude, i'm sorry that i'm a dude. like, that was the vibe that they brought to the function. and i think that there's just so much of that that people, they just you're inherently bad because you're a man. then what are you what are you supposed to go from there? exactly. and then trump, i think, also combined with the fact of being told he was evil, he was hitler. he was this he was that. you see him just kind of joking around on some of these podcasts with the podcast that a lot of these men just watched for fun, that really put it at that, that picture at odds. and it made them a lot harder for a lot harder for them to do. yes. and he also did our show for an hour and exactly ours is yeah, we did our show and he's on with andrew schultz. he's on with joe rogan on msnbc. someone said they heard from a voter who said they literally voted for trump instead of kamala because kamala wouldn't do joe rogan. yes. all right. tyrus, you know, we kept hearing about the bros for kamala, and they were, again, like you said, they were like they were on like instagram and on x. that
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should let you further know they weren't bros. yeah, they were hoes for kamala. no, my husband hasn't posted on instagram in like three years. yeah, no, no man says had breakfast feeling great. ready to go out. took four deep breaths. ready to man up with kamala. kamala never happened. greg. you know president trump is a he's a dude. and he's like he's one of the boys, as we would say in wrestling when i when i did my sit down with him, even when our interview was over, we were talking about boxing and football and just guy stuff and kid stuff to the point they're like, mr. president, you got a really important dinner to go to. he's like, but i'm talking to my bro. and i was like, i appreciate you, but you probably should go to that catholic dinner. and he went, and the reason why is papers were all messed up because he was hanging out with me. he was like, oh, i didn't read these jokes in time. i don't want to tell you why. because he was he stayed for one extra beer with
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the bros and we respect that. you tell us we're wrong. we open the door. we're. how dare you? we pull a guy off from trying to attack you in the subway? he's just as bad. no one's voting for that. and here's the deal. women want men to be men. they have girlfriends. they don't need the men to come in like i sat in on one tupperware party once and all i said when it was my turn, i was like, it's a bowl. what is it? yeah. and then i broke my own neck and got out of it. so. but it wasn't men. it wasn't women. it wasn't gay straight. i said it was everybody. everybody was in the room. jamie, i'm sure you're used to this. you're up there doing your best, and everyone in the audience is like, what is he talking about? let's go. and they all just go. and that's what happened. it was across the board. yeah. yeah, but bros can joke like that. yes, yes. he's not going to
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cry. no. don't you cry, jamie. no, don't you do it, jamie. what? i thought a lot of great points and insults were made. i didn't even know that about england. that makes sense to me. because, like, i lean right. my wife left. nicely done. i don't think it's that crazy that somebody said they wouldn't vote for kamala for not being on joe rogan, because i think some people get it wrong when they when they say it's because they like rogan, it's because they're fans of rogan that that's not the case. it's because it's a place where you can heal them, hear them, be a real person. i don't think i think rogan has the reach, but it's because jd vance and trump came out and were real human beings for three hours and you were like, holy. like that's who i'm voting for, which we never got from kamala.
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she she treated america like like it's like it's always a first date, right? like it's always the first date. like we couldn't find out anything bad and still like her. it was like that which i, you know, i say whatever they want to hear on our first date. i'll tell them things like, i'm leaving soon, whatever. but i think it's i think it's the real person variable, which is like, even even like her speeches. man. they're like, it could be i. i watched her last speech in closed caption and right in the middle the lady wrote this job and that was it. it just she walked out. the language on yo. oh, up next, globalist scum thinks america's dumb. for more than a decade, pozega has been trusted again and again. and again. ask your doctor about pozega. procrastination has been my biggest enemy. i felt completely helpless to it. now
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they're doing all these little, little, little stress programs and little get togethers. do you think that your place of employment should be managing your personal emotional response to an election? no. maybe i just grew up in a different generation, but everybody should be scared for their job. every single day at any moment. my boss could call me right now and fire me and say like, get a job. yeah, but for these people, this is exactly what donald trump is talking about when he talks about the deep state, these entrenched bureaucrats who need to have their feels acknowledged and need to know that, that it's not going to be bad with trump at the helm. one, if they've already served in the government and they survived the first trump administration, i imagine they can do it again. so let's calm down a little bit. and two, if you are really wondering, as a bureaucrat in d.c, can i stay and serve the mission of the united states with donald j. trump at the helm? and your first thought is, i need a therapy session at the state
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department. you should get a new job. yeah, no. cat, this has to infuriate you in a couple of levels. yeah. one of it being that there is an assumption when you're in the government, a bureaucrat, that you can't get fired. exactly. you're entrenched, as aaron said. exactly. because the reason they're worried about this is that trump has talked about having him having elon musk fire people in the government whose jobs are unnecessary. yes. how dare you? how dare you actually say i could be fired? yes, but if you're saying so, if you're saying, oh, no, i could be fired from my job. oh, no. i need to figure maybe what you should do is more work at your job. yeah. so, like you. right? you're admitting that you are worried your job is unnecessary, and you want me to feel bad for you because i don't want to continue to pay for you to off all day. that is, it's not supposed to be a
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charity. you're supposed to work. you're supposed to be where you provide a service and you receive money for that service. that's what we're supposed to be. you think you're a victim to know? then work. find more work to do. make yourself indispensable. so that you can't be fired. don't cry about the fact that apparently you've been getting money for no reason, because you wouldn't be worried about this if you thought your job was necessary. exactly. you know, tyrus, remember when trump said that the enemy was within? this kind of feels like maybe he had a point that these this was like the leftover resistance, the deep state foot soldiers? i feel like what president trump has to do, he's got to hire a couple guys from the movie office space. you know what i'm saying? like, i think jamie and i need to come down in there and sit down and start looking at everybody's purpose at work. you know, we can wear suits up, talk to a guy whose name is the same as a singer, and find out he doesn't like the singer, then fire him. they all should be fired. 1,000%. i would ask for everyone. can we get a printout of your x tweets and posts on
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facebook? every one of them. because we have to eliminate leakers and everyone who picked a side and you know, i think you should have a lot of overhaul at the white house if you have things happening like, i don't know, cocaine on the ground, people making sex movies in the chambers, i kind of feel like you need a massive overhaul. and there's a lot of people there who are, like, in charge of the department of staples. yeah, they should go. instead of having little town hall, little trigger sessions. have a little have a sign on there and a database for what app to send your resume, because everyone who was a part of this administration who didn't come outside and yell, hey, the president can't think straight, am i crazy? he can't talk straight. no one said anything. they ran their programs their way. they did it their way at the expense of the american people. so yeah, elon just fire away like they need
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to clean the whole thing. and not just there. he's going to have, what, 54 in the senate. yeah. what a great time for term limits, mr. president. you should have enough to get that done. so not only that clean them out. let's hit them with some term limits. and clean washington up. drain the swamp for good. jamie, they're having these cry sessions. given that your whole life is one big sob story, you could probably relate. i mean, this this defeat for them is basically just another day in your life. yeah. this is true. i really am thinking about what tyler said, that we could. i wish we were in a room and we'd go, hey, come on in for this therapy session. when they all get there we go. you guys are fired. yes. right. we lure them in. yes, because you're right. because cat is right. people need to prove that their jobs are necessary. i feel like if you said to kamala right now. okay, you're fired, she would say, exactly what is it that you want me to stop doing? yes,
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yes. yeah. did you one funny part of this article, the last time they held these types of sessions, do you know what it was last year? i think they by mistake, they sent out a bunch of emails and they misgendered everyone, right? they used all the wrong pronouns. that was the last time they held one of these therapy sessions. people need to like not have their feelings hurt so easily and just get over it. especially if you're going to work in the government. have some thicker skin. i was mistaken, someone thought i was a woman once and it's like, what do i care what one urologist thinks? oh, all that distance for one joke and it was worth it. all right, up next, elon has rockets flying and comedians crying. jack the turkey with gravy and fixings. fa la la la la la la la la. dad, we are at a restaurant. tis the season for ham and pork roast. fa la la la la la la la la i didn't know turkeys could sing. we wish you a lot of. and
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the days in hotel. i love the days in hotel, especially the one in lubbock, texas where a criminal holed up in his room and was taken down by a bomb squad robot. crazy, right? who knew there were still hotels not filled with migrants? oh, the wanted man exchanged gunfire with police during a two hour standoff before being brought to heel by an officer made of steel. watch this play by play by a local reporter. we watched as he went in and out of the hotel room waving a bible. officers deployed the lubbock regional bomb squad robot de la rosa tries to push the robot away. he even shoots it. that doesn't stop the robot that eventually dispenses the gas into the room. you can then see de la rosa crawling out through the window and collapsing onto the floor. the robot then runs right over him, pinning him to the ground until the swat team can take him into custody. you know, tyrus, i
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really didn't expect that response from the audience. well, they're just glad that it's listen, this is a big deal for them. this is the first time that white people aren't going to be blamed for police violence. wow. they're like, it's not us. it's the robot. but he has robot privilege. but you better hope. you better hope the person who was controlling him was a little white guy. that's a that's true, though. it's not a robot. if it's if it's controlled by somebody else. yeah, but listen, i would have ran over him too. so. but i think this is people need to see this, that apprehending criminals is not easy. yeah. even robots have to them up sometimes. but that's. i mean, he did everything right. it is true, though, jamie. you know, you eliminate the emotion from an
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arrest. that's got to be good. did that happen with you when you were arrested? yeah, i feel like, though, if the machines ended up taking over, it's now our fault, right? like we're having these robots. and also, you know me, i've spent i've spent some time at day's ends, and you can you can tell if you look at a hotel, like if you look at a hotel like this, if you go to a hotel and your door, if you open your door and the parking lot is there, you've made a series of bad decisions in your life. if you know what i mean. like, i stayed, i stayed at days in about a month ago and i called the front desk. i go, hey man, i got a leak in my sink and the guy goes, go ahead. i don't give a. you know? can i? just, just lastly, it was the standup was two hours. yeah, it was two hours with the swat team and
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then they. then the robot did that. what do you why do you think they didn't like earlier? a guy didn't go, oh my god, i have a robot that could do this. yeah. it took so long they had to, like, go through the paperwork. yeah, they had to exercise every alternative before sending in. johnson forgot to charge him from the last drug hoist, so they had to wait for him to charge up. jillian, what do you make of this? is this a promising sign of our future? i honestly was wondering where i could get one. yeah. i was like, i wonder if this would get my kids out of bed and they talk back. just four wheel ride over them, you know what i mean? i was like, that's amazing, i loved it, that's all i've got. i was so impressed. cat, did you notice that the robot had gas? no, i think this. glad you did, though. i think that this is something that could be great for texas. i don't think you could use it in manhattan,
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though, because it just looks kind of like performance art. yeah. you know what i mean? like, if you did this in brooklyn, people would just be like, they'd come and like, take pictures and they'd tell the guy they liked his installation. meanwhile, he's like a dangerous drug dealer with a gun. so you couldn't do that here. i liked how he threw the towel. it was really pixar vibes, right? like they even pantsed the guy at the end. like. the i believe the suspect was then put in custody, but the robot went to a local bar and did shots of wd 40. then he got in a fight with a fireman. is that just a new york thing? yeah, yeah, the cops and the firemen, they don't get along. no. that's everywhere. oh, is it wherever they have semi-pro football? yes. because the fireman versus the police thing. i think that's a big thing. all right. well that fizzled out, but i don't care. show still goes on. i'm a pro. what up next? has ozempic done
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discriminatory to minorities. they argue that 90% of jaywalking tickets are given to black and latino pedestrians, and they say that the areas with a higher minority population receive a disproportionate number of tickets compared to areas with denser pedestrian traffic. but i asked what happens when it's legalized and if there are more minorities jaywalking that means more minorities will get hit by cars. so what is more racist does it though i've always thought jaywalking laws are kind of like an insult to my intelligence. really? yeah. if there's like if there's a truck coming, i'm not going to go. yeah. you know, it's the reason i don't cross the street. isn't because, like, i'm the little, little no sign. it's because of the truck. yeah. so i've always been able to figure it out for myself. so i. but maybe, maybe i'm just exceptionally intelligent. i
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don't know, i think that's a fair litmus test. yeah. lift it for everyone. when you're like, oh, what happened to your son? he got hit. jaywalking. oh, i'm so sorry. you had to raise that. you know what i'm saying? like, i think that's we can. it's an acceptable loss. if we were, like, jaywalking, it thins the herd just changed the turn it into a positive, annoying, know it all. let him cross. yes, but you know, charlie, it seems to me that, like, whenever there's something that disproportionately affects a minority, they remove the thing that could possibly make the lives of the minorities worse. no cash bail, guys get out, and then they plague minority neighborhoods. so it's kind of like it just ends up causing it. never. there's a cyclical nature to it. yeah. and it never ends. i mean, jaywalking is an art form in new york city. i jaywalk all the time. so there's nothing new here because there's no longer a law
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in place. except now it's just a, you know, we've made it into a form of race baiting. i can just only imagine, though, like you said, if more minorities are now getting hit at a disproportionate rate, then that does. does that make the drivers not racist? is driving now going to be known as a hate crime? i mean, where are we going with this? yeah. you know, todd, that means that for once, you can actually be a rebel. yeah, you could not jaywalk. you could just walk around and tell people, you know what i do? i don't jaywalk, i know it's legal, but i don't jaywalk. i can do that on my way to the real estate conference, i'm perpetually dressed to go to. yes, right. you got your wedding ring off. so you go to the bar. yeah. i threw red meat to the conservative base in the audience in the last block. i'm going to go full woke in this block. okay, i agree with this. jaywalking should not be a crime. everybody does it. there are bigger issues in the city of new york than jaywalking. so i agree with the far left that did this to me. now i know why you're doing this. i know why
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you're doing this. because the new york marathon and you want the runners to get hit. and if we could throw some cyclists in there, that would be everybody hates the cyclist. or maybe. maybe he wants the far left protesters, who we always see in the middle of the street to get hit. no comment. i'm the news guy. no, but. but can i get the base back? yes. okay. the reason we had jaywalking rules in the first place, rudy giuliani put him in place to get rid of the squeegee men. so that's the issue with getting rid of. we don't want the squeegee men back. do we know? do you like what i did there, greg? yeah, very good. all right, don't go away. we'll be right back with mailing it in. looking for a moisturizer that does more than just moisturize. try olay regenerist for ten benefits in every jar. olay visibly firms, lifts and smooths wrinkles by penetrating the skin to boost regeneration at the surface cellular level. try all the jewelry exchange, the source for lab grown two
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