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all right. >> happy wednesday everyone. >> i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld on this very special edition of gutfeld! well, president biden just announced $1 billion in humanitarian support for victims of african natural disasters. sadly, though, he's still not offering any support for victims of his administration. yeah, president elect trump says he'll attend the grand reopening of the notre dame cathedral. trump says he's expected and excited for the ceremony, and he can't wait for randi weingarten to ring the bell. a cop with the l.a. county sheriff's department was fired for lying about his constant tiktok posting while on duty. investigators were outraged that he was wasting time online
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when he should have been busy ignoring crime. following a two year probe, u.s. lawmakers have concluded that covid likely came from a chinese lab. the researchers summarize their conclusions in a report entitled no duh. you were ahead of me on that one. saw that one coming. okay. a british zoo says dna tests reveal one of their female king penguins is actually male. officials were suspicious when they noticed the bird's excellent parallel parking. >> a sexist ornithologists would say, wow, wow. >> very specific. the new york city teachers union came out against a proposed casino in times square. they're not opposed to gambling. they just don't think their students can count to 21. okay, to the monologue. so after she lost the election in 2016, hillary
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clinton wrote a book called what happened? and democrats have been trying to answer the same question for the past few weeks that message, obviously was not enough to get enough white women to vote for vice president harris, a fellow woman. >> i can't help but wonder if the american people have given up on democracy. >> if you hear anyone calling this election a landslide, please stop listening to that person about elections. >> at least we have seen landslides in this country and they don't look like this election. >> and that guy knows a lot about landslides. he gets buried in the ratings every night. all right. >> somebody by who? i don't know. >> they know there's a problem. they just can't seem to put their finger on. it was old joe at fault or kamala? well, now mark cuban, who was all in for biden and then for harris, thinks that if he ran for president with charles barkley
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as his running mate, he would win easily. >> would your feeling on a on a run for office change if it were, say, a ticket of you and the chuckster, we'd win. >> yes. >> absolutely. >> we yes, we would win. running away. running away about it. >> i bet barkley would be happy to run away from that idea. but i do have a question about it. what are cuban's policies? what are the issues that he would run on? he doesn't give any specifics, just that old canard of bringing people together. well, most disasters do. >> this is how cuban describes it. >> i'm not going to prejudge what happens over the next four years. well, you know, we'll deal with it. but truly, to bring people together, you've got to be somebody who can walk into any situation in any town in america and sit and have a beer or coffee, tea, whatever it is, or go to their kitchen table and explain how much more alike we are than different. >> oh, the old, more alike than
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we're different line. i feel like i've heard that one before. maybe it's because biden has been saying almost the same thing for years. >> i pledge to be a president who seeks not to divide, but unify, because there's so much that unites us as americans, so much more that unites us than divides us. there's so much more that unites us. in my view, so much more that unites us than divides us. >> and i thought the only thing joe liked to repeat was violent falls. and what is cuban talking about? any situation in any town in america? what does he think trump was doing the past few years? trump was out there in red and blue states visiting america's forgotten towns and holding rallies with the working men and women of this country. and he formed his policies around their concerns. why do you think he staked his campaign on illegal immigration? because it's a real issue. the kind of thing people who don't own basketball teams care about. cuban cubans
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proposed ticket with a black guy is straight out of central casting. he thinks they're like nick nolte and eddie murphy. in 48 hours. or mel gibson and danny glover in lethal weapon, or greg and juan williams in topless cop. that one went direct to dvd, but americans don't vote like their choosing what buddy cop movie to go to? they want to save their country. and why does cuban have himself at the top of the ticket? this is 2024 mark. why not cast yourself as the second fiddle to barkley? because you're an old school liberal and down deep. you guys still think you should be in charge. and the black guy is just there as your sidekick. you also think americans are racist and couldn't deal with the black guy being in charge, but we already proved that was wrong with obama, and we've been paying for it ever since. personally, i think barkley
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would resonate more with the average american at least he's known for saying what he think. >> some of you people don't like my sense of humor. that's what i got to say. turn off your television. i'm not going to change if you don't like me or the show, turn it off. and they want me to apologize. that's not going to happen. that's not for me. joking about those big old women down the center. >> he sounds positively trumpian. i'd run with him. meanwhile, the democrats problem was revealed by none other than captain kirk on a recent episode of bill maher's podcast. william shatner was lost in space over what happened to his party. >> i don't know why. why the democrats lost. >> i don't i don't understand why isn't she a great candidate? >> she combined several trends of thought here. black woman. >> that's not that's not a candidate. >> those are you know, that's
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identity politics. that's one of the democrats. >> those are elements. >> beam me up, scotty. there's no intelligent life here. but shatner is not alone in his cluelessness. democrat leaders and the media think their party needs nothing more than a marketing makeover, but it's the product that stinks, right? let's welcome tonight's guests. progressives are bereft since he ditched the left. host of the rubin report, dave rubin. critics say his last special is a real tour de france. writer and comedian joe devito. she only wanted a baby as an excuse to watch paw patrol, new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and he can deck you as he decks the halls. new york times bestselling comedian, author, and former.
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>> okay, dave. >> so what do you think of mark cuban? he he obviously he supported harris and he was out there very vocally supporting her. it didn't work. so why does he think he's so great at politics? >> yeah, i will answer the question. but first, greg, you. >> you look something's different about you. >> have you been snorting ozempic? >> it might have been. i got the lips, too. >> that definitely seems like it might be. i asked actually the producers in advance of the segment to pull up an image. can we pull up an image that i requested? because wow. >> theory. >> i have a theory that the more mark cuban goes into the leftist idea, jumps into the liberal pool, the more he starts looking like an msnbc lesbian. and i don't know, i believe that joke was also used on this show about two weeks ago. so. but you don't mind, do you, greg? >> no, no, i it's new to me,
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dave. >> it's new to me. >> no, look, cuban needs to go away like all of these people need to go away. if you're an old school liberal, you have a home. it's called the republican party. it's what trump has done. it's rfk, it's tulsi, it's guys like me. everybody that loves america. you're welcome to be a republican right now. and let the democrats. >> yeah that's that's the truth. >> that's why they're applauding and let the democrats have have the crazies and the and the thick rimmed glasses. people. yeah. >> it works. >> joe. the you know, what do you think of this? the idea that cuban, he doesn't think he has to talk politics. and a lot of these people i mean i've seen i watch sometimes cnn, msnbc, they seem to think that they just have to find this connection, that it's not about their policies at all. >> yeah. >> well, i don't think what he realizes is that when people cheer for running with barkley, it's because we all like charles barkley. >> yeah, it's not because we like mark. that's like if
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someone said, hey, joe, can you and tyrus help move this couch? it's going to be mostly tyrus moving the couch. i'm just sort of along for the ride. >> yeah. >> so, yeah, i think it's funny how clueless they are. and they always do this thing of they're so out of touch. they always bring up beverages because that's the only thing that they can connect with. normal people about. they're like, well, what do humans do? they might drink a beer. they might have a coffee of some type, but it's like, you know, if i could just get together with some construction workers and have a white claw or a chablis while we enjoy crudité and a baked brie and we're like, you don't even know who you're talking about. so. but i do like shatner. look, he's 93. he should not be talking about who's president. he should be running for president. yeah, and who needs him? they need captain kirk. and i can see why he was excited about kamala being, you know, being a woman and being biracial. because if you remember, captain kirk, he went after every i mean, he went after that green chick. he did. you're right. somewhere in
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the in the galaxy, there's a kid who looks like captain kirk and a brussels sprouts. it's a it's so true. >> and you know what? i didn't think of that, joe? the idea of star trek, it was so ahead of its time. and it was multiracial in the casting and everything. and so, you know, shatner saw all that firsthand, but can you do you get a load of his cluelessness when he said she had so many things working for her black woman like, these are real things. >> he sounds like a guy from back in the 60s, like, hey, she's black. >> all right, cool. i'll bang it. he's. >> he's william shatner. >> it's not like he was shakespeare. you know what? i'm saying? >> like, if unless you put it in a script for him to remember to say. >> i mean, he was asked to ad lib. never asked an actor to ad lib anything. we saw what happened with kamala. it just doesn't work, you know what i'm saying? >> so. >> but go back to the cuban for a second. cuban has been a rich snob for too long because he's
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so out of touch. he has no friends. his best guess is beer and tea. that's such a stretch. >> yeah, that he cannot say. >> well, i had drinks and stuff like he has no experience with people other than unless they work for him. and he had power over them. and if you watch that podcast, that was ernie trying to save the podcast, because no one likes mark marx, the guy who ruined the party. and i'm talking about like a birthday party who showed up and his first thing he says to him was like, man, remember when your dad died? wouldn't it be cool if he was here? like, yeah, bring out the cake. that's mark cuban. if chuck was going to run with anybody, why the hell would he run with mark cuban? he could run with shaquille o'neal, who's a billionaire near himself. great businessman, law and order. and guess what? people like him. so cuban is just doesn't matter. he could. he could run with
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jesus and he still wouldn't wi. yeah. >> cat, you know, i've watched these guys, you know, shark tank, you know, they they know how to sell a product. and when people come to them with a product that stinks, they tell them he's like, you know, marketing is not going to get you out of this. you got to have a good product. and he doesn't seem to realize that the democrats, they don't have a good product anymore. >> yeah. but also, she didn't kamala didn't do the hang thing either. she didn't do that stuff. everything was so curated. it was marketing in the real sense of the word, of this image of this person. but she didn't do joe rogan. i mean, trump didn't just do joe rogan, he did theo von's podcast. you got to see him just like be in a dude hanging out. so he did do that stuff. yeah, he did go to other places. he did meet people and talk to people. people got to see him being a human. so i think there is something to that. she also didn't do that. right. but yes, i do think also that i don't know anybody who
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has a bad thing to say about charles barkley. so i feel like that they could be on to something there, really. i mea, charles, who like who here hates charles barkley, the women of san antonio. >> but other than that, yeah, nobody i mean, that's very likable. >> that's what that was from. >> that's what that apologized because he understood. >> he found out what churros were so delicious in san. and that's why the women are so big in san antonio. because they eat a lot of churros and churros. so, william. >> delicious. william shatner, he made very little sense saying, you know, like she has a lot of. did he really? did i hear this correctly? he was like a lot of schools of thought. yes. and then he said black. yeah. >> yeah. there there was two. yeah. >> i was like, what? but also to his credit, when i'm 93 i will have been dead for 20 years. >> all right, before we go, come see me live. >> this is how old you are now. >> come see me live this month in new jersey. i'll be in rutherford on december 13th and 14th at the bananas comedy club. get tickets at tom shallow.com. up next, zuck shows up for dinner. now that
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>> get 50% off your first preferred set by using discount code fox news. a story in five words. >> yes, it's a story in five words. zuck cozies up to trump. so this is the story. basically, the meta ceo, mark zuckerberg. he recently dined at mar-a-lago. and you know, he wants to get in good with trump. he sees what these other tech bros are doing. should they let him in? i mean, this is the guy that he censored trump in the last election. >> yeah, this is a tough one because trump is going to be pushed into letting all of the bad guys back in, right? like all of the people who censored us and silenced us and everything else he did go
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already. so i guess the ship has sailed on that. i mean, my question is, does anyone does anyone in this room use facebook anymore? is anyone on facebook? what? i have no idea what my password is. do i have a page on facebook? what's happening on facebook? and now he wants us to strap that thing on and follow him into the. >> the goggles. >> yeah. you kind of looked weird when i said strap on. >> well, i didn't know you. i saw you kind of. >> it's on. it's for your it's for your head. >> yes i know. >> i don't that sounds weirder. now, this is exactly why i'm sure joe has some good jokes about this. take it away. >> yeah. i mean, joe, this is. people are not buying it on, you know, on social media, maybe not on facebook, but, you know, twitter and these other places, they're saying, no way. don't let zuckerberg back in. he's the one he he censored the hunter story and other things all during covid. he was terrible. and, you know, he was hanging out with the fbi. but
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do you think he has contrition because he said it was the wrong thing that he did with the fbi? he shouldn't have cozied up to them. and so maybe he's a changed man. >> at least he said that. but it's still my sources tell me trump has not approved the friend request yet, so it's still. yeah, yeah. >> see, i knew he'd have jokes, i knew it. >> well, you gave me the hot strap on lead in, so i got to work to do here. >> i just i tossed it up for you. >> i think we realized facebook is not a place for news. facebook is where you go to see how much weight your high school crushes gained. yeah. so i use something called news feed eradicator. and what it does is it's an extension that when i go to my facebook page, i don't see anybody's news feed. it has a single motivational quote from someone like helen keller, who i believe was an urban legend. but that's a different story. but now i don't have to know what people are thinking. no. >> come on. wait. >> come on. she's right. when she can't, she drinks water. now she's writing books and singing. >> come on, get out of here. but. >> but i want to see what.
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>> what would a helen keller quote? >> that is a great way to just shorten the story. she drinks. she drinks water. now she's writing books. the helen kelle. >> i would like to see what that dinner was like because, like, mark zuckerberg is such an alien creature, he's probably like, is this when humans use a fork and trump's like, it's a big mac, eat it with your hands. so yeah, exactly. exactly. cat. >> i mean, trump will meet with anybody, right? he's going to have people down in mar a lago. he's going to talk to them. but i don't know what is zuckerberg going to get out of this relationship. do you think? >> i don't know, but obviously he had the meeting and but it's a lot of it's out there. what mark zuckerberg did. so i think it would probably be an awkward meeting for him. right. i think i would feel awkward about that. i feel like there has to be room for progress. i feel like people have to be able to if they want to make a mistake and then rectify it and have things get better. obviously, zuckerberg did a lot more than just make a tiny mistake. obviously it was massive, massive issues. so there's accountability, but we'll see.
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but i wouldn't like trust him or anything like that. yeah. but and a lot of people are on facebook though it is a lot of people are on there. i'm only on there to follow divorces. >> yeah. well, tyrus, i mean, i think zuckerberg's worried because he's seen, you know, tech giants come and go. >> so i think guys like zuckerberg and google, you know, they know that they to stay in the business, they got to get in good with the people in power. >> right? i think to say he made a mistake is laughable. it was intended and it ruined a lot of people's lives. it inspired people to make their own outlets to be heard that were being silenced. so i think to say it's a mistake, that's that's being very polite. and it wasn't like he just stopped doing it. now, i had my when i did my sit down with president trump, it was blocked on facebook. it was blocked and literally oh yeah. and literally it was funny because i got a text from the president's personal assistant. he called zuck. he's like, hey, why are you blocking the
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interview with tyrus and me? oh, we're going to take care of it right away, sir. so that's when i knew that one of the reasons the election was over, because guys like that before they were there, they're trying to avoid what's coming and they're they're going to the president now going, hey, you have to understand, i was they're all trying to pass the buck to somebody else because what they did was election interference, and they did it knowingly, willingly, without remorse. didn't care what person in this audience they made look stupid. i mean, the ramifications of what they attempted to do or what they did very well for a long time influenced a lot of people. so sorry, zuck. you know, like unless he's going to buy. unless he's going to buy everybody here a statue and put it in their backyard to apologize. but here's the thing about president trump. he said to me once he said, listen, if i didn't work with anyone who hated me or said bad things, i'd have no one to work with. so if they can bring something to the table, he'll hear it. but that doesn't excuse their misgivings. you were about to
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say something. >> well, i was going to say i don't excuse it either. i just want to have it. there be an opportunity for things to change, which. >> yeah, well have zuck back there, but maybe invite tyrus to the table. that'd be awkwar. up next, you heard a lot of people. will jaguar get a boost for a car that's not even produced? >> oh, what a good time we will have. >> you can make it happen agai. >> voltaren for long lasting arthritis pain relief. >> the farther you can hide among us, i have to go with them. >> god is always by your side. everywhere. oh, no. >> no, i can't die. please don't let me die. please, sir, i would like to take the place of this man.
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into it or the projected sales figures. the jaguar is actually calling it miami pink. it also comes in london blue and parisian gold. not yet in san francisco. yellow. but here's the kicker. jaguar says it's actually a non-production vehicle, which left one social media user asking, then what's the point? jaguar replied, it establishes a new design language for future vehicles bold, colorful and unexpected. hey jaguar, you left out unwanted weight. whoa. >> just. i'm sorry. does this mean that you can't buy the car? you can't buy the car? >> it doesn't exist. >> yeah. what? wait. hold on, hold on. so? so. but they said in their whole marketing campaign, like to think outside the box. doing a marketing campaign for a car that doesn't exist is certainly outside the box. yeah, but why would you do
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that? >> i mean, obviously they're trying to get attention. they got a heck of a lot of attention with their dumb ad, but then i thought it was all. it was all. >> you can't buy it anyway. you can't buy it. why are you doing marketing for something that doesn't exist? >> yeah, it's a brand refresh. they call it i don't know cat to everyone who says the dye doesn't work, right? >> yeah, yeah, i'm waiting for the lawsuit because that looks like vibrators from hers. >> what? >> what do you think they're doing? cats, obviously confused. do you have an answer for us? >> i honestly, if i was in this boardroom, i would be on the 6:00 news for murdering and probably probably cannibalism, just to make sure there's no chance of any survivors. like. yeah, like this. this is woke at its finest. we're going to talk about something that doesn't exist and make everyone think it does. >> yeah, well, it turns out it's a hearse vibrator.
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>> i was yeah, i was going to make the car. looks like a strap on joke. but you already made a vibrator joke, so. but actually, tyrus, you did make a good point. which is this is the perfect example of what diy is. they are literally making commercials that nobody wants to watch for a product that doesn't exist like this is the end. we are almost at the end. and then i don't know what the end actually looks like. when we get to the bottom of hell yeah, but when we get there, i think everything is going to start getting okay again. and i think it starts around january 20th. i think maybe that it actually starts. >> yeah. but you know, they say in marketing advertising that no publicity is bad publicity, but it seems like this might work if you have something to sell. >> yeah, i think that's the key piece. >> yeah. >> it's also even if they did joe, it's a car and it's kind of a classic car. like when i think jaguar i think of like almost like old school. well, this is obviously going against that. but you know what's their
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angle? i mean what customer do they think they're going to get. >> that's the crazy part because they said, well, we've been marketed to a customer base that's dwindling. and then someone came in and said, what if we market it to a customer base that doesn't exist? yeah, yeah, yeah. and then they said, i'll one up you, we're not even going to make the car. what do you think of that. we're just going to spend the money. so first of all i applaud you for its correct pronunciation. jaguar. and i hear people say jaguar or jaguar or jaguar wire. yeah. it's just say it correctly. but this i think this is an awesome prototype of the most useless automotive experiment ever. it's got a turn signal, it's got a virtue signal. it's got everything that you need to make you feel like you're. i don't know who the audience is. i mean, subaru's already got the lesbians. it's like. it's like them saying we're going to go into the flannel shirt business. it's like it's already taken care of. but the part i think is strange is, listen, he's going to keep going until he gets a laugh.
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olfactory disgust tends to result in rejection, while harmful forms of olfactory desire may result in sublimation or subjugation. that's quite a word salad. maybe she should have run for president. i don't know what i see. i don't really want to pick on this woman cat. she she. but she put it on the internet. she said, i just got my phd. i'm so happy. and she she put all that stuff up there. so people started making fun of her. >> i have a lot to say about this, actually. yes, i really do. so i agree with you. okay. so first this is dumb, it's dumb. and i think in general not not for everybody. so i don't want to insult everyone who has a phd. well yeah. but like phd but because a lot of times getting advanced degrees is a sign of having a lot of family money and a lot of aimlessness yourself, and you don't feel like you really know what you want to do. so you just keep going to school and did it. and i think this is an
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example of that, because i don't really know what this thesis can contribute to the economy. she should have done a thesis on something useful, like how to tell a friend they smell. that's hard. i had a i used to have this friend a while ago that smelled and like me and my friends would always try to roleplay how to tell her she smelled. and we always stopped after hey, yeah, like we could give it. but also people are being horrific to her online and people are like threatening her. it's horrible. like being a woman as a woman with an internet connection, i feel like i need to say it's don't pick on her bad and ugly. i mean, people are beyond picking on her. people are being really mean. you can be like, hey, your thesis sucks without being violent. >> yes, of course we know that, joe, but you know, the internet doesn't. >> yes, clearly. but they, you know, isn't this an indictment of essentially higher education? >> because this is what this is not that much sillier than other thesises that are out there. >> well, i agree with kat. i
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actually went and did something a lot of people commenting on this didn't do. i went to her twitter account and she does seem like a pleasant person. yeah, she's i mean, and this isn't england, so we can't say our taxpayer money is paying. so it's in england. whatever they do over there, maybe they sell a crown or something to finance these things, i don't know, but the way they speak, it's not the way normal people speak. so we have to detach from that. the problem is what smart people do is smart people take a complicated idea and make it sound simple, but people who want to sound smart take something that's nonsense and fill it up with extra words, and they load in intersectionality and all these other things. so what she's written, it's almost like they're doing magical spells. it's an incantation to say to their peers, oh, you thought that was complicated. look at this crazy construction i've made over this subject. nobody really cares about. yeah, and i could see how it could be interesting. i mean, we're here in new york, where covid
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knocking out your sense of smell was a blessing because we. yeah, we get smells. it's not just one bad smell. it's combinations that don't occur anywhere else where you you come around your corner and you're like spoiled milk on a dead whale. how did those how did those happen? so that's that's the thesis i want to be exposed to. like, how do you deal with the stench of new york city? yeah. >> dave, i mean, the what do you think? what do you think of these, these theses. what's your thesis? >> thank you for that very specific question. >> take it away. anywhere. >> it's wide open. i could add anything insightful because the thing just is just so stupid. but i will say that i saw a viral video this morning from about 30 years ago, where donald trump is sitting across from larry king on his old show on cnn. you saw this? yes. and larry king was a dear friend of mine. and a mentor. so i'm not throwing larry king under the bus, but they're sitting, you
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know, this far apart. and donald trump looks at him and says, could you sit back? your breath smells. yeah, yeah. he says he says, has anyone ever told you your breath smells? can you sit back? and i think that is all i'm going to say about this. >> it's amazing. >> he was amazingly frank. and then larry king said, no, no one's ever told me that. >> he said, that's surprising. yeah. >> even then, trump was building a consensus saying, have other people brought this up? yeah. >> tyrus, you do what joe referred to. you take complex things and you make them simple for people to understand. could you go in the other direction? >> you had a bar of soap or move to france? it's not that hard. again, unless her thesis paper had scratch and sniff on it, it's not going to make any sense to anyone. you know what she's talking about smells by writing about it. and i think she just wanted everyone to know that she got her phd. yea, because it's like it's right up there with gender studies, phd, olfactory people who smell bad get looked at differently. cat
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i know it's tough to tell somebody, but what we used to do with we used to have a buddy who seemed like he'd be at gym class at 8:00 in the morning when he got on the bus at christmas time, we all gave him cologne. we all gave him different. it was like old spice brute, irish spring, and it literally took the fifth gift where he was like, man, everyone's giving me, do i smell? and then we're like, see, i got really close. >> i actually was able to tell her at one point, but then she looked so sad that i said, oh, just kidding, it's me. and then i left and changed my shirt and came back. >> yeah, yeah. >> well, speaking of guys at the gym, that's the thing. guys at the gym, the thing you have to know is you can't cover it with body spray. it doesn't work. yeah. >> you can't mask it when you spray body spray. women don't become attracted to you. are you sure? yeah, i've seen the commercials. >> all right, up next mirror, mirror on the wall. >> how far can disney stock price fall?
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>> the queen is evil. you must flee into the woods. oh! wait, wait. >> it's a human. >> what did you think i was? >> nothing, ghost. >> you'll be safe from the queen. here. >> i come. >> now, as you can imagine, the reaction has received so few stars it resembles a gutfeld panel. that's it. here are some of my favorite comments. the comment section has spoken. we all want the evil queen to win. i got a feeling that this movie is going to have more comments on youtube than tickets sold. and finally, if i saw this movie on a plane, i would still walk out. that's that's good,
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that's good. >> oh, that's a polish guy too, stephen krasowski yeah, stands by it. >> okay, joe, look, the you got the cgi dwarfs everything about it. i haven't even seen, you know, we didn't we didn't see much here. but we know this film is full of politically correct nonsense, right. >> and completely devoid of anything entertaining from what we saw there, this this rachel zegler, it's like they said to i. mirror, mirror on the wall. who's the most annoying of all? because she's just been irritating everybody. but i don't understand. they try to have a snow white where she is not a white person. they they didn't want to have the dwarves. what is the point of this movie? it's she she just sort of breaks into their home and starts bossing them around. yeah, she turns into a boss and it's just very weird. and that's not even factoring in how bizarre the original story is, because if you go back to the source, she was in that glass box asleep for like 300
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years, which means the dwarves had people over and they were like, what's with the chick in the aquarium? and they were like, yes, it's a long story. and then some prince shows up and he's like, oh, i like to kiss kind of dead chicks. and they're like, that's weird. and he's like, no, there's got to be a bunch of dwarves standing around. so it's a very. yeah, it's a very creepy story at best. >> well, dave, what do you think? >> yes. >> of you know, disney is now i mean, they're really they're just they it almost like they don't care about their audience. >> no, they don't care about their audience. they it's the same thing as the jaguar story actually. they just care about the indoctrination. that's all they care about. did any no one wants these things. i mean, that's really what i was thinking when i was watching this. nobody is watching any of these remakes like, oh, that's really what i wanted. watch the original. what was it, 1937? he said, watch that original movie. it's perfect. you don't have to mess with perfection. how about this hollywood? how about and this is going to sound crazy, write a new story. >> yeah, exactly. yeah, yeah, maybe it could happen.
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>> so, cat, i mean, do you think that they they don't care. they don't care about profits? i mean, they're an entertainment company. >> they probably do care about profits, which means they're probably kind of mad at her because all i've heard about this movie is stuff that she has said. yeah, that has been, you know, most recently what she said about how trump supporters should never know peace, not even just like, not know peace. right now, but like never know peace. that's what you're making headlines for. for your disney movie of a child story. that's probably not good because when what they what they're doing differently than jaguars, they're marketing a product that does exist. they want people to go see it. you can buy tickets to it. but i when i'm looking for a movie to see, which is not very often because i don't like to, i don't like to go sit and pay to not be allowed to talk, but but, you know, like i want to hear that it's good. i want to hear what's about the story.
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that's interesting. i don't want to have it's already it's become this thing you know. >> yeah. i mean, tyrus, this rachel ziegler, if they are mad at her, they haven't said anything. but someone like gina carano, they fired her. she was on the mandalorian disney project. they fired her because she she made a, you know, she did a tweet about covid and she was gone, and she's suing them now. it's all in court. >> and she should. yeah, but this i think this is one of the last we have to understand. movies are usually made 1 to 2 years before this is the one where it was ruined. years. she couldn't do anything worse to this movie. if she walked it out in the woods on his birthday and shot it in the back, i mean, she is ruined. this movie. there's nothing better to catch point as a marketing strategy. let's eliminate 71 million people to not watch this movie. and then the big thing was like, oh, and there will be no prince in this movie where the whole point of the movie is that you want to take your your kingdom back.
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