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>> whoa! >> what? it is. >> i'm tyrus. i'm in for greg on this special edition of gutfeld! >> it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. he's usually the only hotep in the room. host of the griff report. hotep. jesus. >> she's from the south, and she's tired of your mouth. host of the bottom line on fox business. the one and only dagen mcdowell. and as a former judge, he's guilty of being hilarious. comedian vince august. her stockings are already stuffed with a human. new york new york times best
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selling author and fox news contributor. >> the legendary unfiltered pregnant kat tim. >> unmedicated. >> okay, before we get to some new stories, let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> it's leftovers where i read jokes. we didn't use this week, so if they suck, we'll make joe mackey and joe devito perform the full monty outside. yeah. oh, just for you, sir. now, as you know, i have not seen any of these jokes yet. so here we go. all right. this week, o.j. simpson's former bodyguard claimed that minnesota police seized a thumb drive containing an audio of o.j. confessing to the murders of ronald goldman and nicole brown simpson, but cops later said the audio contained no such confession.
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so i guess we'll never know who really did it. it's a mystery. an urn filled with ashes was found at a wisconsin movie theater. the management searching for the owner so they can charge them for a senior ticket. thanks to all the senior citizens for coming tonight. a florida teacher was arrested for showing up to school naked with weed and sex toys, then fighting with first responders. students are calling it the most disappointing mug shot ever. in california, a british rock band was robbed by a gunman who yelled get down! good thing they weren't a funk band. they would have started jamming and would have got shot. spanish doctors are reporting extra
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hairy infants born to fathers who took an anti baldness drug. the doctors say the babies are also buying used red sports cars and hitting on their nannies. denver was just an ounce of one of three final cities to host the 2030 gay games. the most anticipated event ropeless tug of war. go for the gold. all right. and finally, the trailer for the new live action snow white movie is facing harsh reviews from critics. disney execs have decided the only way to improve the movie is to add another dwarf. all right, enough of
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this nonsense to the monologue. now that thanksgiving has come and gone, we can focus on christmas. some people got their gifts early. like a pardon from their dad and certainly was. there is a lot to be thankful for. this year. and with america demanding a return to normal after four years of the biden harris debacle, we're all thinking about the perfect gifts. you know, a paycheck that covers your bills, gas under three bucks and a tv remote that has auto mute. if you put on msnbc cyber monday and black friday are also behind us. and chances are you or someone you know took advantage of the huge sales. even cat broke a few doors down. the baby weight has given her incredible strength. in fact, here's her crushing an apple.
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well done. >> my hand's gotten huge. >> that's probably because consumer confidence is off the charts. hell, joe mackie's even asking out strippers now. apparently, americans are so happy with the outcome of the election. consumer confidence is at a 16 month high. and why, quote, amid optimism over the labor market expectations for lower inflation and higher stock prices over the next year. but even so, we can't become too complacent. now hear me out. i think we need fewer black friday and cyber mondays and more red light wednesdays. not the red light. you're thinking when we take a. we just need to take a pause and think about the things we truly need, because we don't need all
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this stuff. things like friends and family, spending quality time with them, experiences over material possessions. sorry home shopping network, but nobody needs every color of that blouse. we don't need one click shopping amazon. we buy too much stuff and it turns into garbage. we need to learn from these last four years. you don't need a new iphone. every year. we're contributing to hazardous waste. not to mention we're lining china's pockets. but hey, i'm not saying we shouldn't stimulate the economy and buy some instead of buying tons of presents, maybe opt for one nice, thoughtful gift like a concert or a camping trip, a stand up comedy show, maybe a book or two to learn from. because here's the truth we don't need 60% of the crap we have. how many sweaters with a picture of a dog does greg
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really need? shout out to chin. i think the average person doesn't need more than 5 or 7 shirts and pants. if you have piles of clothes big enough for me to hide in, then you use more soap and more electricity. but some of you are saying, tyrus, the new administration is going to get prices down. but even the best work, the fastest work, the trump and his new administration will do will take months to years for us to see. so in the meantime, men, remember you don't have to buy everything your family asks for to feel like a provider. if you spend just a little less this year, you can build up your savings and you'll be able to provide for them. in the event another frigging democrat gets in the white house. besides, it helps it saves the environment, too, because at some point, all those gifts inevitably end up becoming big piles of garbage. all those dvds everyone bought 15 years ago is floating in the ocean as sex dolls for jellyfish. nobody wants to see
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that. but hey, i'm not being the grinch and i don't want to ruin your christmas like this lady once tried to do. when we all sing happy tunes and sing merry christmas and wish each other merry christmas, how dare we speak merry christmas? >> how dare we? >> see, that's the reason why that lady lost and isn't that the greatest gift of all? hashtag nuff said. look, cat, i know i sound a little grinchy there, but we do buy too much stuff. yeah, and we really don't need it. i mean, it's ridiculous. we need to think about savings. isn't that. shouldn't that be? the goal during these four years is to build your reserves? >> i agree, we don't really do christmas presents like me and cam don't really do christmas presents. i mean, for the since we started dating, he's driven me and my old feral cat to my dad's house 12 hours because
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the cat needs medication and his heart problem won't let him fly. so that, i would say, is quite the gift. yes, but this year we can't. we can't do tha. i can't travel because i'm going to be too pregnant. so i just wonder what he's going to do to show me he cares just as much. like, i don't really like material things as much as i like really being shown how much you love me and would die without me. and the second one is actually much harder to do. yes, yes, he probably just wishes he could. just like buy me a bracelet. he has also done that. >> yes he has. he also bought you a ring? >> yes, he did? yes. >> and dedicated the rest of his life to you. >> yes. oh yes. yes you did, by the way. yeah. >> and you got to be half a veteran because of that absolutely sweet hotel. one of the things. >> bah humbug. >> oh, yeah. okay, see, i knew the humbug. you agree that we spend too much. i hate christmas. >> ask me why. why? because i'm cheap. >> i don't want to spend no
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money. >> i don't think we should have to. do you think especially men get caught up in the thing if you don't provide a bunch of gifts like your manhood is on the line. if the christmas tree doesn't have a great gift for everyone else, isn't that one of the things? as men, we kind of overcompensate for sometimes, but not me. >> i don't give my kids stuff for christmas. really? nope. they grandma and grandpa are getting too much stuff. the grandma, the grandpa, the mama, the other grandma, the other grandpa. the whole house is full of gifts. where am i? so there's no they're spoiled. my kids are spoiled, so i don't get them. nothing. but this year i'm actually going to get them something. so you said like a one gift thing. that would be a vast improvement for me. >> oh, wow. >> okay, well, that's one side of it. judge, i know you probably. you like me. i used to i wanted to make sure everybody got it. i would break the bank trying to make sure everyone had a nice christmas. i don't know, you fall in that category. >> i don't understand the adults buying gifts for adults i don't like. when i grew up,
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it was always about kids and christmas for us. >> and maybe we're different italian immigrants. >> you got gifts that day and that was it. >> that lasted you for the year. >> it was like the hunger games when they dropped those things for you to survive. >> christmas was your survival pack for the next 365 days. >> so that was the only time you got stuff. whereas nowadays it's you get christmas, you get birthday confirmation, baptism, you're starting lacrosse, you know, whatever it is, right? all of a sudden you're getting stuff. and to me, the adult thing is more suggestive than it is a gift. like husbands get drills and it's like, here, go build me a deck. you know? right. whereas wives get like a 90 minute massage here. leave me alone for an hour and a half while i go build the deck. right. you know, it's that kind of thing. >> do you think maybe it's because everything's become so much? it's like with amazon and all these, all these places, you just point and click, like people are buying themselves gifts all year long and then christmas time, then they really overdo it. you're in a
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financial guru. do you agree that we should be thinking more about savings and learning about the economy? like wall street's up, like paying more attention to things like that? >> no, not at christmas. no, it's gift giving time. okay. would i buy during the year? >> is necessities. >> they're not gifts for mysel. >> okay. >> you are sending the worst message on the planet to men. oh, just it's the season for just one thoughtful present or an experience. no. if your man. >> no, you better write this down. if your man tells you that it's going to be a conservation christmas, that means he's lost his. sports, gambling. and he's trying to. and he's trying to hide the fact that he is broke and busted. he's been betting on football, basketball, baseball, hockey, ice and field and
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cricket, which he thinks is played at night in the woods. you tell me that i need to. he's going to give me a recycled gift or a used gift. okay. yeah. you can give me a gently worn nine over 11 porsche, a 933 air cooled turbo, 1995. if you're going to give me a used gift. >> that was very specific. >> yes. >> very specific. >> whomever that involves, i hope you're watching. and, brother god be with you. all right, before we go, come see me on the what it is comedy tour in 2025. i'll be performing coast to coast in a city near you. grab your tickets now at linktree, slash. tyrus smash. and up next, vivek and elon say the waste can't go on.
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people could be let go. but doge co-chair vivek ramsey, or as i like to call him, v dog, says they'll do it with dignity. >> i'm hopeful it's going to be even good for many of the individuals who may make a transition from government service back to the private sector in a manner that respects them in a manner that because this wasn't about that wasn't really about ringing the biggest source of cost saving anyway, gives us a lot of latitude to be able to treat those workers and their families in a respectful way, in a way that doesn't leave them in a lurch that might even be by private sector standards, generous in transitioning. >> yeah. what do you mean, just government workers can expect a nice package on their way out the door. although they'll probably just want it shipped to their address. otep i've been fired a lot, and there's no nice way to get fired, especially from a dereliction of duty. shouldn't he be
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worried about the american people's feelings? not the people who have literally been clocking in and not going to work for the last three? i mea, i totally agree, this is the worst idea i've ever heard. >> you actually want the government to work every time the government does something, they break something. so if the people are at home and they're not doing any work, we should be celebrating that. that's a good thing. i'm a true conservative where i want less government, small government, and i haven't seen anything good come from government. >> no, listen, i don't think there's a long line of people that are going to debate. anyone want to debate that point about the great things coming from government? because we're all kind of fed up. i do think to get and i agree, the smaller the government, the better. it's a cap point. it's even smaller. you're a libertarian. you're like, yeah, really just want someone to be like dismissed. >> that's it. yeah. i mean i
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think that if they're doing nothing that we shouldn't pay them to do nothing, or if they are working from home, we should also be paying for the empty office. that's not it. is it is possible, i guess, for some people to get work done at home. but if that's not what's happening and they're not doing anything, then we shouldn't be paying them. there's nothing compassionate or that's about, you know, or that's not compassionate about just paying people for something they're not doing. it's actually the opposite of that, to expect people to pay you for stuff that you're not doing. i don't know where we've gotten this idea that you're owed other people's money. it's really wrong. >> no. it's shocking. i mean, dagen there was one individual who was doing business and conference calls while having a bubble bath. >> i see no problem with that. >> yeah i don't i yeah i don't i'm just batting. >> was it a video call. >> he had hemorrhoids. >> he had hemorrhoids i'm sorry i said that out loud, but it's possible. >> maybe maybe you're just spinning. okay, maybe this
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person had a horrible, raging hemorrhoids. and rather than call out, they took the call from the bath. it's the only way that they felt better. they felt well enough to take that call was from the tub. i'm just saying, we never know what another person's going through, but this is so about. you know, i'm not. i look, i'm just sorry. >> no, it's okay if it's a woman. i'll just. >> there we go. >> if it's a woman with hemorrhoids, she just went from hemorrhoids to a uti. though. you know what you want to get people. >> i don't know why i said that. i don't know why i said any of that. it's the baby. yeah. >> you want to get people to quit? yes. so you don't have to pay them exit packages so they're not showing up to the office. that's fine. we're showing up to your home office with a surprise inspection. that i will totally volunteer
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to do that. i'll show up just to see if you're getting your job done. i'm knocking on your door like cleaning out the cheez-its from your keyboard, looking around, going, what's that stain on your sofa? let me. i'll make you quit. >> imagine you're sitting there doing work from home and sitting three feet behind you in a chair. is dagen going. is that a is that a company text message right there. there would be mass quitting. you know what doge. you need to holler at your girl over here. >> look private sector wise there are sometimes it makes sense. so for example as an attorney, i could tell you it saves clients money to do certain hearings. remote. you're not getting paid to drive to court, drive back. so there were certain times it does work that only 6% of the entire government is showing up. is ridiculous. but how easy is it to fire people when they're not at the job? i mean,
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that's got to be the easiest thing. that's the only time you want to break up with someone via text message and just be like, by the way, good news, you have a lot of time off coming up and just send it via text, because where are they going to do? where are they going to show up to complain? the building is empty. the boss is in there. no one's there. so yeah, it's just one really happy janitor. >> yes. i mean, you think about the custodial. i mean, it's literally over there. the custodial arts. there's nothing drawing paintings and having a great time because there's nothing to clean up. exactly. now to be fair, though, i've never been fired in person. i always got a phone call from a friend of the boss, so i don't know. >> yeah, i'm showing up at your house once a week and parking on your grass. oh, yeah. >> i believe you would do that just based off your christmas testimony. >> exactly. >> that's. >> and we're working on that porch as we speak. i think it's in the budget. up next, he's a southern skink who makes you think?
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election and it wouldn't have been that close because we'd have had so many freaking talented people that were running all of this is self-inflicted. it's tragic. it's sad. with so sad. it didn't have to be this way. he bought it all on himself at the bottom of this, joe biden is and will continue to be the most tragic figure in modern american politics. i actually feel for biden, and he knows that he up. it's a shame. >> are we sure he knows he up? i think that's a. and speaking of presidential call outs, trump recently gave one to yours truly. check it out. >> i have so many friends sitting right here. there's one
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that i he was calling me early on. he was saying, why are you going through this process? you know he's going to win. he's big. he's strong. i will never fight you. i'm going to tell you that. but right from the beginning. right? right from the beginning. thank you very much. i appreciate it. great guy. thank you tyrus. thank you tyrus. good man. >> which raises an important question, mr. president. do i still have to pay taxes this year? asking for a friend dage, you as a leader of the southern way does carville need to chill out. >> he needs to go away. why are millions of southerners who supported president trump voted for president trump called
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rubes and deplorables and garbage and the democrats hold out this peach pit, this dehydrated alligator like he's some like he's some sort of wo, wow, southern soothsayer. no he's not. here's what he had to say about kamala harris. we're going to win, baby. he wrote this in the new york times column. harris is going to win. three reasons i'm certain. suck it. you. they only watch. they only watch him because he might be sitting on the commode. >> don't sit on there too long or you'll get hemorrhoids. i'm
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just trying to help. >> i don't have anything left to tear up. hotep. why are they so fixated on trying to blame somebody for complete the entire. they were one of the democratic party's entire thought process was up. why are they trying to blame one? they're trying to find one scapegoat instead of looking in the mirror. >> these people live in a bubble of ignorance. they've been lied to. i mean, just the pure fact that people thought kabbalah had a chance to win. let you know how delusional these people were and how much lies were told to them. i mean, we went through a whole entire pandemic. we were locked down, mcdonald's was open, the gym was closed. we had to wear a mask. you couldn't get on the plane. and the biden years was worse than that. right.
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>> so? so who? who? >> so you knew the american people weren't going to go, oh, we got to go with biden as the president or kamala as the president. you've got to see the contrast between then and now. so everybody knew you were going to pick trump during the trump years, i would make about $1,000 per podcast episode. during the biden years, it was $100. biden can kiss my black. i know. >> one, i want to know what small person they forced to film carville at that angle. i mean, i just i don't i don't know who told him that made him look less lizardy, i don't know. but like, besides that, though, the messaging he has wisdom. he knows better than this. i mean, he's been in the
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game. why is he not just telling? he used to be a teller like this guy. >> he's. he's like the guy who lost. he's been in the game too long. that's the problem. so what happens is they buy all in to their own lies, to the point where they're locked into them. so this is the most energetic this is the best version of biden. and then a week later he had a bad night. then a week later, he's putting country before himself. and then finally, it's like, you know what? he should have quit a year ago. you know, because because it's you can only play that and roll that out so much, you know, so they they boxed themselves into this corner. and then the next thing you know, you're in a nursing home with like, you know, the chamomile tea camera looking up at you. yeah. and you just start yelling at the sky at everything. but hey, maybe we just need to change course, you know? but that's never an option, because again, it's buy into everything. it's religion.
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it's not politics at this poin, i'm just going to do it. >> cat, why do you think he's physically so uncomfortable? yeah. >> you know, i mean, it could be. it could be it could be it could be. he could need a sitz bath. but. thank you, thank yo. if i do not get an email from preparation-h after this, then i just really can never be an influencer. but no. okay, so you know, he gets he's been doing this. he's been making these angry videos. he's been maybe they're picking up on this channel. so can we get like a screen grab any screen grab of the video up there please. so i can point out something. this is the worst lighting i've ever seen. this is i've never like, where is he filming this exactly? >> on his way to heaven. >> he looks like. yes, he look. it looks like there's some sort of spot. like it looks like.
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yeah, it looks like jesus's returned. but then also, he still has this brightness turned all the way up on his laptop, reflecting into his glasses, which i feel like you don't need if you have that many lights on in the house. so i'd say one day, maybe when you're a little more calm. i know he's angry. get someone to troubleshoot that with you. >> yeah, i mean, he's he definitely needs to change. his lsu jacket is so old. it's brown. yeah. >> i've never seen worse lighting. >> that is literally the light at the end of the tunnel. >> yes. yeah yeah it was literally that. >> coming up diddy's christmas in jail because he's got no bail. >> hi. it's christina again. is your shower trying to tell you something is getting in and out of the bathtub becoming a safety concern? are you worried about the cost of a bathroom remodel that could go on for weeks and weeks? well, now you can have a gorgeous new bath or
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first christmas in jail will include card games, three on three basketball, a soccer match, and for dinner, he'll eat cornish hen mac and cheese, cranberry sauce and a special holiday dessert. he will also be his fellow inmates. mistletoe. this christmas. your thoughts? >> i bet the like the dinner. it's probably not good, i haven't, you know what i mean? no, because it's still prison cornish hen. you know, it's like nobody is like, talks about prison. like, man, that mac and cheese i had in prison. i want to go back and eat that again, you know? so there's no way it's good anyway. so it's not going to have a good time. no one's going to want to play games with him. except. except maybe games he doesn't want to play. >> like ropeless tug of war. oh. oh. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. >> i was so hoping she would say if there ever is a good time to have hemorrhoids, it's
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in prison. oh, yes. >> i don't know about that. set up a block. there's never a good time to have hemorrhoids. and you don't. but you don't have to suffer quite as much with preparation. h. >> oh, it's his own fault when you own 1000 or 100,000 bottles of baby oil and your skin is so soft, you're going to get, you know, some, some, some looks absolutely super shiny. >> but he's in jail trying to get access to a laptop. yeah. i'm thinking to myself, if i'm a judge, the combination who's approving this combination? a person who likes to record sex acts, a laptop in jail, those things don't go together. i would not approve. i would not approve. >> no, i think he's getting a lot of extra curricular activities because every one of my friends that ever spent time in jail or in a holding cell waiting for court or trial, they never, ever. i never got a
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phone call that said, man, we got this and this for thanksgiving. all i ever got was get me out. like, that's it. no one ever talked about the food dagen is it. do you, do you even feel remotely sorry for him. >> no i'm really more concerned. like what are the surviving bay city rollers doing this christmas. >> yeah exactly. >> diddy. he can just sit his in jail. in prison. but but i feel very blessed this christmas because i've never eaten prison food, so i feel really lucky. i have. it's not good. >> i have not for some reason. they wouldn't testify against me, your honor. so i lucked out that way. >> it's amazing though, when you think about the celebrities that have gone to prison and how much he's about it, whereas martha stewart did her stint and you didn't hear a word because martha stewart is a straight up og. >> oh no doubt. no no no. hey hey. when she was hey and when
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she was in prison, she was holding classes like etiquette stuff. oh, yeah. empowering people. she made money in jail. yeah. we were still buying her goods at kmart when she was locked out of jail at one point, they were like, you got to leave, martha. >> you can't. >> come on. she did, like, only five months in, like, a west virginia federal, like, very low security. >> i wouldn't do five months in west virginia. let's just start there. >> oh, wow. >> you're going to have some angry emails. >> oh my god, yes, i can't wait. >> listen, listen. she came out. her cornrows were cool. she immediately teamed up with snoop. i got to go to her show and see all her emmys and meet her. she cooked food. she is one of the nicest, coolest og's of all time. and she doesn't even talk about her prison tears. nothing. she's nothing straight up, honest. and up next, martha stewart has prison tears. okay, up next, viewer mail. and our audience is like, what's that? what she said viewer mail. no way. no.
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you could safely commune with an exotic animal. what animal would you choose? >> cat, i know when i went to africa, there was a leopard there that was mating or had mated with both the father and son leopard, and i'd want to talk to her about it. i feel like there's a lot of tea there. it's like a pretty savage move, right? like turning a father of a kid with your dad. and then when. and then you have a kid with your dad's son, and then you're just, like, sitting there, being a lap wearing animal print, you know, i feel like that's a reality tv show. >> we saw somewhere. hotep hotep. what animal would you like to commune with? >> this is a hard one, man. you know my favorite animal is an octopus. >> they're geniuses. >> they? yeah. they got eight brains. eight legs. yeah. i think i'd like to hang out with the octopi. it was this documentary i watched, and this guy was. he fell in love.
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>> teacher. >> yeah, he fell in love with an octopus. >> i did, i did too, i. i tried to make my kids watch it. they didn't get it, so i banished them. it's that good. my teacher octopus. phenomenal. >> but unfortunately, i'm black, so i can't swim sometimes. >> that's when being mixed. you get a little extra benefit. like swimming. sorry. our late night talk show is going to be phenomenal. porcupine, how did i know? why come for? why? >> why not? yeah. >> okay. >> good enough for me. >> like, you know, porcupines don't get enough like human attention because you can't like. and i've got a lot of, like, large, like, work gloves and mitts. so i come ready. >> okay. oh, i don't question her. i'm smart, you know, i have an oyster shucking gloves. >> you know, i've got those.
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>> must have been a christmas present. >> no, it was a wild christmas party, and she shucked some of my oysters. but we won't get into that. >> i think i'm going to go. panda. i think pandas are just. no one's going to get upset if you have a panda with you under any circumstance like you can walk on a plane with different animals. people will be like, really? i think you walk on with a panda and everyone's going to be like, yeah, that's completely acceptable right now. yeah, no, i don't have a problem with that. >> yeah, pandas are boring. they don't even want to have sex with each other. >> that's true. i would go i would go with a killer whale because it'd be something bigger than me. that's black and white and people are afraid of so. all right. sg cooperman asks, what is the household chore that you do best for the family? >> i don't i got kids, i don't do household chores. >> yeah, same same like i'm
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really good at like standing by the person, doing the chores and talking to them. >> i feel like i do all the cleaning in the house. i do that better than anybody. i don't like when other people try to clean stuff. so yeah, i'm one of those ocd always cleaning counters, always making sure everything is in its place. so yeah. can i give you my address? absolutely. yeah. it'll solve my ocd. >> loading the dishwasher. it was my chore growing up and i am excellent at maximizing the space and capacity of a dishwasher. i will get everything in there and it'll be perfect, but don't touch it. don't push it. don't give me that. i load the dishwasher and unload it. >> i will give you my address as well. okay? my chore is i'm good at is i pay for everything. all right? yeah. so we got time for one more. can we get one more in? let's do
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it. break the record. all right. ac, dc, i asked, who would you want to have a cold beer cocktail with at a local dive bar? anyone? cat, what's your pregnant is rude after the baby. >> i can't really have too much beer right now. cold or otherwise, i don't know, like, wait a lot. oh, do they have to be alive still? no, i don't know. let me think about it. i mean, let me think about it. i don't know, i can answer it for you. >> what? janis joplin? yeah. >> janis joplin would be awesome. >> but also, jesus christ, martha stewart in a west virginia bar to make up with my friends from west virginia. there you go. >> all right. >> i'm gonna go with dagen. she's been on fire tonight. i think me and her get drunk. >> you know what i was going to say something profound. but i also know she knows a little something about making a little moonshine the cut and whatnot. so i will be there as well. we did it. >> the allman brothers. but the ones who are dead. >> do you still want to go? >> i still want to go. i'm going to want to go. >> i would like i would like to
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