>> a programming note, "fox nations night of comedy is next thursday at the tell us center in long island pack hosted by our very own jimmy and will feature adam, jim and moore. let not your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face, have a great evening. [cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause] >> happy tuesday everyone! welcome to a special addition of gutfeld! thank you guys, i love that. let's kick things off with some jokes. on sunday, president biden addressed the nation about the events unfolding in syria. but he gave the entire address from the men's room. the yankees right fielder signed a 15 year contract with the new york mets that will pay him $765 million r after taxes in new york, that is $62,000 a year. google announced sean "diddy" combs was the most searched musician globally. incidentally, the fbi said the same thing. a runaway dog ended up in an animal shelter 1200 miles away from home.

in a related story, kristi noem reportedly said once her dog gets back, he is going to pay. finally, a man in ottawa has been arrested for will watching material while driving. is not as bad as the other kind of carjacking. it's funny because it's true. now to the monolog! things have escalated. last week i said i agreed with a guest on the view, this week i actually agreed with a host on the view. and not just because i'm off my medication. don't worry, i won't give the show too much credit because what was actually set on the show was not at all controversial. watch. >> all we have to do from now until january 21st is be with our families, be with our kids, do our jobs. make sure our checks don't bounce.

make sure we are taking care of ourselves and our families. >> january 21st? who gets that much time off? but other than that, there is no way anyone could have a problem with what she said, right? except this is the view so someone did. i will give the show even less credit because someone else on the show did see this as controversial and i'm not joking, take a look. >> i said last week i disagree with you because we have the luxury of saying that because we are legal, we are successful. if you are an illegal immigrant in this country, you are not going to be. [simultaneous talking] you are a woman working for the department of defense, you have a right to be in a panic. >> and you tell people to stay fraught and like this. >> i'm telling people to prepare. they can be relaxing and enjoying. >> it doesn't mean that. >> that has honestly got to be one of the dumbest things i have

ever heard. and that's saying a lot because i've been working with gutfeld every day for the last 10 years of my life. a little trick i like to use to see things clearly is to take the politics out of them. because when you take politics out of this, it becomes even more clear just how dumb it is. basically anna was saying that you can relax with your family over the holidays because there will be other people who can't relax because of trump. but the thing is, even if trump didn't ever even exist, there would still be people who couldn't relax. there is literally always someone out there who is having a bad day for some reason. and some people are in a constant state of terror. but does any of this mean that you have to make sure you have a horrible day, two? when you have a day off or some time to enjoy with your family should you purposefully ruin it because someone out there may be having a worse day than you are? also, all of us have, in anna's words, a right to be in a panic.

obviously, right? if we got arrested for anxiety i would be getting read my miranda rights seven days a week. but it's like going out to get a bagel in your bathrobe. just because it's your right, that doesn't mean you should. at least that's what the guy behind me in line said. all of us can find reasons to freak out, including during the holidays. i may freak out because him about to have a baby and i'm nowhere near prepared yet. last night house practicing how to change a diaper using my naked husband and a beach towel. >> quite an image. >> i'm sorry babe, okay. you may be freaking out because i just mentioned my pregnancy and you're one of the weirdos who get so upset when i do that that you verbally abuse me online for some reason. at the point is, a lot of us have a right to be in a panic for lots of reasons all the time. that doesn't mean that we should literally choose it, least of all at the expense of time with our families and friends. so to quote a wise and brilliant

mind who we can all agree has left us too soon, take care of yourselves and each other. >> announcer: ! let's welcome tonight's gas! she has more spunk than 70s funk, kennedy! [applause] to get even more screen time he offered to replace the fox christmas tree, host of one nation and cohost of fox and friends, brian! he loves smoking a rack of ribs with a cigarette. jim florentine. [applause] and big things seem small to him. naeher times besseling author, media and former nwa world champion, tyrus.

>> the question written here was mean, "not going to read it -- just because greg is a bully to you, i don't need to be mean to you. >> it's what makes me comfortable with him. >> i didn't write this, somebody wrote, many viewers who watch the fight on the view said it was way more entertaining than any of your books by a very large margin. care to comment? >> okay,, that's pretty mean. we've been getting emails from brett -- greg probably. >> it's from him, not tyrus, he likes me. de remember billy madison when he made that speech and says we are all dumber having heard that [simultaneous talking] we are all dumber having heard that. but think about this. the person that you think was saying was actually saying, we are going to lose our minds over just going to do it on january 20th. also, that point was if you are an illegal immigrant, you should be nervous, you should panic.

absolutely. if you are here illegally, panic. and do me a favor, leave. that would save trump a lot of time and money. [applause] i had to write this down. she said i feel for women in the defense department. what does she feel about women in the defense department? are they afraid they're not going to be in battle enough? i don't understand. will it be so dangerous in the pentagon they're saying if pete gets in, all women run for your lives? that's absolutely insane. but that's what makes the view gutfeld worthy. >> this is my second monolog out of two i have gotten on the show which i appreciate but kennedy, here's the thing. i'm not someone who is melting down because trump was elected and is going to be president. maybe these people are but i do think her point, how can that be a bad one? even if you are freaking out, it's okay to take some time with your family and enjoy your life. how could that possibly, under any circumstances, be controversial advice? >> biker logic,, no one would

ever relax ever. she could think about a sod and russia, that cannot be comfortable. he is in russia now, is not having syrian food. i'm sure his mattress is very lumpy. speaking of food, what about people with not allergies? how was it -- how hard for it during fruitcake season? i wouldn't be able to sleep a wink. but people have to compartmentalize and whoopi goldberg is right. the world will still keep turning. there will always be unpopular presidents, there will always be bad decisions made by people in power that affect your life. that doesn't mean you should stop watching elf or you shouldn't go to the mall or you shouldn't have peppermint mocha from starbucks. do it all. because january 19th, january 20th, not much will change between those two days. >> by the way, i did both today. just to prepare me for the show. >> when did you do that? >> don't ask me. i have cable in my office.

>> jim, what do you think? >> first of all, i haven't seen women of that age being that upset since the golden girls got canceled. trump was already president , that's what he ran on 2016. build a wall, deport all of the illegals, did anything crazy happened in those years? no. so i would it now? >> that is what's interesting to me, tyrus can act when they say these things, he already was the president before. >> are we sure? i think the problem for navarro is apparently that apparently ozempic takes her brain away, not just wait. [applause] they love to fear monger and they are running out of stuff. the problem with what she said was the context of it. it's like a threat. it's like your mom got a call from school but she works until seven, you get home it to and she's like enjoy your brother, enjoy the fresh air because when

i get home at seven, your life is over. so that's what she was trying to do. and anna was taking it, you can't even do that! as soon as he gets in he's going to have an inauguration, there will be a party. the unmitigated gall to think that you were so important, the first thing he does when he puts his hand on the bible and he is sworn and is he is going to step to the mic and be like, the view, i'm coming. it's like -- the arrogance. we had to deal with the extreme right with the rigging and all of the other behavior and everyone of them was taking the suit civilly. i would like to see some of these hatemongers who said he was hitler, democracy was gone, they sat on tv and influenced americans, i think civilly they are responsible. and she seems to want to keep that going because that is all she has got. and if you like it is a disservice to people, the cfos and people in charge of these networks to let someone go on and spew hate and ridiculousness

because some people will believe this. there are people who are saying quick, hide everything. yes, is going down to fort worth, texas, to come find you in your shanty. it's not happening. he's got bigger things to do. if he was going to get guys to come after you, it would be a bunch of dudes like me sitting around in black suvs with a list of names, not elon mosque and vivek ramaswamy. >> kennedy, this thing that is the craziest about it is that she thought she ate with that. she was like oh, yeah, well some people can't -- did she not have friends -- how does that happen? >> she was a republican. >> but she is like nicole wallace. these nominal republicans who are now self-loathing. like oh, my god,, you so gross, this is terrible. yes, they live in a bubble.

and and i bet every time she says something stupid after the show, she thanks god that she still has a job because someone that incompetent and illogical should not be employed in that fashion, speaking to as many people as she does. the other post don't even like her and then she probably locked her in a closet after she had some five alarm chili. what is not where you want to be >> those are the same people that will see you eat a donut and take the last bite and put it in your bag and put it in the trash and say there are people starving in china will you throw your food away. they're just [bleep]. >> a few months ago they were saying that the view was going to get canceled it from ghost office, not worry about that anymore? that's what they were afraid of then. >> maybe that's what she wants her for and to be afraid of. i'm sure it's about her. >> i don't want to slow her down but did you see on sunday when the present was asked what you say to people who didn't vote for you. he says i will treat you the

same, i love all of you. could someone slip that clip into her things to read list. >> into the internment camps where he will round everyone up who didn't vote for them? >> i'm sure there will be things to do in those camps, you want to stand around. >> at the risk of being controversial, it's okay to have a good day sometimes. still ahead, a special update on where greg has been and up next, bill is still a hater eight years later. [cheering and applause] for more than a decade farxiga has been trusted again and again, and again. ♪far-xi-ga♪ ♪far-xi-ga♪ ask your doctor about farxiga.

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[cheering and applause] >> it's been eight years and bill is still drying hillary's tears. are video of the day comes from bill clinton who spoke with morning show on the outcome of his wife's failed run for president in 2016. i wonder, in 2016, did you have two highly unusual things? >> in 2016, you had two highly unusual things. first of all, the mainstream media told the can people repeatedly that the biggest issue was hillary's emails. that's what they said. and to, she followed the rules as they then existed, rules have changed after she left office. and yet the whole story was written as if she had done something hideous. >> you can say what you want about bill but if there's one thing he can speak with authority on, it is hideous behavior.

tyrus, do you think he is this nice to her at home? >> no, i think he makes a point to be nice on camera. so in the event of he should accidentally suicide himself, rolled the tape. roll the tape. see? >> the media was too soft on trump and too hard on her? that's his take? >> i can't believe i'm saying this, he's an expert on hard and soft to. shout out to greg. i think the problem is she wasn't off to a great start, nobody like the way his cheating on her and how she reacted, how she treated him and when you say stuff like, they took the computer out and beat it with hammers, it's hard for the american people to be like that's static, that's what we normally do. no, that's what dudes do when their wife finds out all the passwords to their computer history, okay?

it was that and she was unlikable. and they didn't care for her and they voted for the other guy and that is it. trying to blame the media or trying to blame one think act that's what wrong with the democratic party, they just don't get it. and it's over. don't talk about it anymore. she lost. focus on other things or is that the last time they talked? she lost the election and she was like, thanks a lot, bill! do want to cigar? >> jim, we're coming very close to this being a decade ago. >> what is it, eight years now, going on nine? >> good job. >> what he blamed the mainstream media even with the monica lewinsky thing. you blame them because he said i didn't have sexual relations with that woman. technically he was right on that because he used to cigar not his parts.

but he said he couldn't sleep for two years after this, after the election. look, you sleep next to hillary, if i was married to her, i wouldn't have slept the whole marriage. >> at least one eye open. >> kilmeade, you remember 2016, was he right? was a popular so you like to trump in 2016? >> it's crazy. he said i couldn't sleep, "so angry, i apologize to everyone i came in contact with because i was just so angry and you were probably bored with my anger because i was so upset that she lost because the mainstream media, he said not just fox, went out of their way to think that hillary's emails were the biggest thing and it wasn't even illegal, let's be clear on this. the emails were hacked and it exposed that hillary went out of her way to marginalize bernie sanders and make sure he didn't win. and then the contents of those emails were alarming with response to believe a secretary of state to expose that to any hacker on her blackberry which he denied using back i don't

even think they had iphones then and the reason why a believe he is the most upset is because she would have been in the white house and he would have been in westchester with the energizer. member the energizer? i silver medal her nickname, evidently the secret service loved her and it was a secret. i also do believe that bill clinton is smarter than this. he is so politically savvy, he is just playing in his memoir, he is going out of his way to say how unfair it is. but hillary clinton lost twice, she was deplorable to describe people that weren't voting for his wife and she never went to his concert, didn't try and michigan, and philip the crowd with lebron james and still couldn't sell it and marine and cleveland. she was markedly unpopular and remember, the "access hollywood" tape destroyed any campaign. trump came back from the "access hollywood" tape and still beat her. i have had enough of her, she is

done and trump proved it was no fluke in 2024. [applause] >> kennedy? >> bill clinton is basically saying donald trump is such a horrible person, look at hillary, a look at what he did to her, look at kamala harris. trump beats women. that is essentially what he is trying to sell. but i love walking down memory lane because remember when right after the excess hollywood taite, who did he show to the debate with? all of the women who accused bill clinton. the voters, even though they had not lived three trump presidency and were voting very different lien 2024 and in 2016, i think they voted for him because he was trolling so incredibly hard. but she wasn't likable, was not a good campaign, you told her any hope he puts this in his memoir, he told her, go to wisconsin. everyone was like no bill,

you're not president anymore, she has to go break the glass ceiling. yeah,, with her resentment? he has built a battering ram for her, it has done no good. they both look like a bunch of aging whiners. >> i bet you they fight about it every day still. >> do you think they hate obama to because he beat her? >> they hate each other. the obama's, the bidens and the clintons all hate each other. >> think about this, their own not speaking to each other because biden was stabbed in the back by obama and hillary clinton stood on the sidelines and did nothing and then nancy pelosi separated herself from biden, now she is alone and matted obama for making her step forward to destroy biden. so now all of the titans of the democratic party are not speaking to each other. >> they're all going to one house and were going to film it! it'll be a new hit reality show. >> kennedy, you still know people at mtv. all we need is that. >> it will be with love island. >> open bar and confessionals.

>> i think joe biden should be [ indiscernible ] i'll get some more stock because i don't know anything about it! >> let's use our tax dollars toward something good for a change. >> if bill didn't sleep for two years, you should have called his body out, jeffrey m steen. on vacation to a certain island get some rest. >> he said he never went to that island. >> there's how many flight logs of him? oops. he only met him once. >> they were not marked classified! >> it was a connecting flight on his way to calcutta to save the orphans! come on! the plane has to refuel! >> haitian orphans. >> up next, we have a very special announcement about gutfeld.

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[cheering and applause] >> america has been wondering where greg has been. the mystery has been sold. if you saw the five earlier you know he is now the proud dad of a beautiful baby girl. [cheering and applause] he also wrote a brief statement that i shall now read. quote, it is with great joy that my wife and i have welcomed a baby girl into the world. she is healthy with a real set of lungs. she has my wife's beautiful eyes

and my rock hard abs. we are hard at work teaching her three languages and putting her through a rigourous workout routine. she is already very observant and has asked if jesse wears a toupee. i told her that he definitely where is awake. as you can understand we value our privacy and we thank everyone for the good wishes. now i have to go stop gus from looking her face. congratulations. [cheering and applause] i'm going to you first. >> one down, three to go. good for him. honestly, it is the best time to have a kid when you are 60. [laughter] it is, think about it. he is financially set, he values his time he has left so he is not -- he's not going to miss the first steps, he can afford to be home for that khaki can

afford to make it to all of the baseball games, god willing. but it's a great time to be a dad. you had to work, you missed a lot of stuff, you will not be in that position so i think it is a little late in life but it's an awesome adventure and am glad he gets a chance to take it. and he can finally leave me alone and giving me [bleep] about my kids. >> for months, he's been like you're pregnant, you're having a kid and i just had to sit there and take it because not allowed to say anything so that has been fun. >> oh, yeah,, pretty good kat, i know someone else who's pregnant, gutfeld! kennedy, does this make you want to have another one? >> i think i will wait a few years. i really do. greg made me realize nobody can push the boundaries because greg had a baby and his nipples will be sore for a while. it may be realized that life doesn't begin until you're 60, i

have plenty of time. i'm really waiting until i am super ready. but i do worry about little gus. it can be a big adjustment having a newborn in the house. thoughts and prayers. >> kilmeade, you have any advice? >> brian and i have five kids so far. >> together. not together but if we add them together. >> i believe the word you're looking for is combined. >> or together... >> kat, i have a fear that he is going to be a terrible parent. and i'm going to have to raise his kids. because i have a sense he will come at me say listen, your hours were great for children, i want to focus on my show, my monolog has been dipping, take the child. and i don't know if i really want one at this age but i do think this will change him, i think will be more of a children's show from now on, we are geared towards the under

eights and not sure we will still be able to get a crowd on a regular basis. >> he raised peter. >> it was my idea to make them tall. >> jim khaki of one kaytor two? >> i have one. >> any advice? >> it's the greatest thing to ever happen in life, it will be for grade, you will realize that. it's also the toughest thing to have a kid. i just hope when he was in the delivery room when she gave birth khaki didn't get a little queasy and didn't want to be in there because i was in there and it was life altering. once you give birth. i just wasn't there for the conception, that sucked. >> but you got reports, it was like you were there. >> yeah, course. >> i appreciate you stepping up. >> that's the kind of guy am. >> tyrus, you have advice for greg? you but many kids. >> like i said, i did it differently. >> you were there?

>> let's just leave it at that... like i said, the thing about being a dad and especially -- i have a son and i have three daughters and two stepsons. but daughters change dad's. you raise your sons to one day take your place. you want your sons to be bigger and stronger than you and smarter than you. you always worry about your daughter, you always want to protect her, you want her to be your daughter. so he is going to have to adjust to the fact that to do this business you have to be a little self-centred. you have to be a little egotistical. all of that will have to change because his whole focus is going to be heard. you will worry about her for the rest of his days. granted, being at 60 it's not a long marathon but i'm just saying... >> it's like a 5k. >> daughters change you, sons build your pride and you love them packets the same love but it's different but a daughter, i love you daddy, getting a hug, you will melt and then one day

she won't do it and worse, when they should go off and get married and it will be the father crying because his little girl is gone, little girls change you, you were a better person having a daughter. [cheering and applause] >> i wonder if my kid will ever go over to their house and steal things. >> i mean, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. and i know you have a collection of hotel soaps that you have taken from his house over the years and a crystal vase and a lot of silverware. so yes, i imagine. and i feel like you're having a girl. so i would like to think -- >> i think she's going to have a boy, i want to bet. >> i had a dream you had a girl but your future girl are going to be mean girls and it will be great. they're going to run fox. >> the height difference will be weird though. let's have a bet. if i'm right khaki have to wear my glasses for a whole show and if you're right, i have to wear your glasses for a whole show.

>> you will go blind. >> i'm so confident. >> okay. >> do you think your children will play together, you and gutfeld? they're going to be the same age. >> i think so, i think they should, they should be friends. and i think it my kid believes his get a little bit that would be nice. [laughter] just a little bit. just a little bit! again, big congrats to you guys. and coming up, two words people dread that mess with your head. ♪ (holiday music) ♪ (♪) (♪) (♪) (♪) give the gift of adventure. now through december 15th, purchase special holiday gift cards and save 10-percent. buy in store or online at bass pro shops and cabela's.

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>> announcer: a story in five words. [applause] >> a story in five words, text message ruins your day. according to "the wall street journal", the words call me are the most dreaded words to text because it is vague, annoying and can make people nervous or anxious. i agree with this. >> yes, you don't like talking on the phone.

whenever one of my children was like call me, i'm like oh, no, because i feel like they are from your generation which is not the vocal generation. in the 80s you be talking like oh, my god,, were you doing packets of a party tonight and you'd get everyone on one call it the same time, now no one wants to talk, they just want to text. if someone is telling you you have to actually, it means they've lost a limb really need $1000 under in a turkish persian. >> i know it's a generational thing and people so you can handle words call me, no, if you are sending call me, i assume, grandma, that you were on a stretcher. like you were not even headed to the hospital, the hospital said nothing can be done, you're going to the morgue and it'll happen by the time you reached me. that's how you read call me from a grandparent. from your boss, call me is you're fired. from your partner its i found out about that thing. its nothing good coming from it. >> want you just come to me in the night and put a gun in my head will awaken to a gun over

my head, that's how it feels. >> this is one of those talking points you don't need a panel. you just handle all of it. i have an idea. instead of saying call me, want you call me? just call me. why do i do call you? you have my number, why do i have to call you? >> cold call, are you insane? you cannot call me without setting up an appointment first unless you were in the hospital. >> you're supposed to be accepting of my point of view, how dare you. the other thing i would say, call me not an emergency, how about that? this way it won't help the show but it would be a way to help everyone's life. >> that won't work. if you say call me not an emergency than i'm not calling. >> i actually use a version of call me to bully my husband. i will tell him sometimes, i will say we need to have a long talk tonight. >> i understand your fear -- >> that's worth thinking fired.

>> it's all about context. it depends on whom it is sending you the call me. if one of my homeboys says call me when i pick up the phone, their zip ties, what are we doing here? because sometimes you don't want things to be on the record. so if you get a call me from somebody, could be some other things. if your agent says call me, it's usually a good thing. to your point, if your boss ever says call me, just right back [bleep] you. it's already over. i quit, i'm not signing [bleep]. deuces, i'm out. hey,, you have cnn's number? that's it. but it depends on who it is. >> i could see you taking over up pulitzer. i guess not. >> what's going on, man? putting thoughts in the air. i also see taking over one nation. >> i don't have to take that!

yes, i do... >> i think it's an overreaction that the most dreaded two words are call me. >> what's worse than that? >> i'm pregnant. >> we won a prize! imagine being 60 and that happening to you! >> i hope so. what's worse is that my college sophomore likes to text me, help and then she will text in, help. and i'm like oh, my gosh,, what's going on? are you okay? and she goes, my chipotle gift card isn't working. seriously. can you call someone? no! >> did she think you have an in chipola? >> that is a crisis. that is a send help text. so again, i think zip ties, lime, the worst thoughts are going through my head. help from a teenager may be worse than call me. >> i read call me as you are in trouble. like i am against you and we need to have a long talk.

because what can you not text me about? why can't you just text me? >> i agree. but usually i think, now, mooring thinking about it, any time you hear call me, it's like you have to talk to somebody and you text them something substantial and they go call me, their answer is going to be something that could someday end up in court. so they want to be able to say -- >> what is going on in your life? >> people want to make sure if you say call me, it's because they don't want to be on the record answering this, that is the key. >> i like to mess with people, all say call me asap and in a panic the call and i'll just say i'm wondering how your day is so far. >> i get using it to bully, right. saying call me as bullying, we need to talk is bullying, up next, women break the habit of looking like jessica rabbit.

>> announcer: should we be concerned? >> tonight on should we be concerned, cosmetic treatment trends are shifting away from the exaggerated kim kardashian look. kennedy, according to recent

stats, this is from the u.k., there has been significant shifts towards more natural and subtle cosmetic procedures, including a 26% drop of the use of pillars, should we be concerned? >> there was a world health shortage, they ran out of fillers because they were all on kim's but. so she was essentially hoarding. she was doing with fillers what most people were doing with toilet paper in the summer of 2020. so she was about to get frog marched out. and she had to out a few vials so the rest of us could have some. but i'm grateful for them because if they are figuring out new ways their less invasive and less expensive to be hot, everyone should be celebrating that. where is the applause for that? [applause] >> we had this story today so we could talk about craig's baby

and i kept this story specifically because i had already seen the question that someone else wrote for brian kilmeade on this and i didn't want to lose the opportunity to ask brian this question in front of a live studio audience. brian, the quote, french boob job as a less invasive technique using software, smaller implants for subtle enhancement. can sydney sweeney continue the big era? [laughter] >> everyone leaned forward and look at him. >> remember, you work on morning television. >> i can't answer that question. i can say that number 1, this would be the first time that they are behind the curve because they are sitting there with big and lips and the country has left them behind for the first time since 1990. so now it is deflating with little and little lips and the thing now is that botox is out and blood is in. people are shooting themselves

up with their own blood to blow up there cheeks and look more natural. i think america is finally standing up for itself and not looking to them as role models and i think this is a good sign for america. again, the trump effect is real. >> how could you possibly have brought trump into this? >> that's masterful. >> that was some real good fox and friends right there. [applause] we are talking about boob jobs in your talk about terms america. i don't know how you did that and i was sitting here the whole time. >> by the way, the former and future president did say that if you are in a cup, you cannot be attend. >> did he really say that? where did he jot that down? >> that was a while ago. that was in the art of the deal era. gym? >> the blood he's talking about is called vampire filler really inject blood in your face. there is already blood in your face. you know what i mean?

i had an ex-girlfriend who wanted me to get her a boob job and asked how much it was and she said $10,000 and you can't touch them for a month and i was like, yeah,, i don't like boob that much. >> tyrus, you have been looking irrelevant so far, what's up buddy? >> brian, you ignorant [bleep] that was the dumbest answer i've heard of my life. >> so jealous. >> i'm not jealous at all. big bucks are not going anywhere. you know who wrote this? the brits. why do we continue to listen to britain on anything? they are not smart. they are little tiny people. nobody is like i wish i had little lips. you guys have been stealing our culture for years and now we're cool with it and you want to go back to being pencils? [bleep] that! big smiles back all that stuff. curves will always be needed and wanted. but here is -- you don't necessarily have to manufacture

them. just eat some carbs, girls. you have to do all that. no injections, none of that stuff. just be yourself. but the last thing you need to do is a country that can't figure of dental hygiene periods the last thing you need to be listening to them about his figures and shapes. have you seen the average person over there? bag of oatmeal. is america, jack. if you want a rack for days, i salute all that [bleep]! [cheering and applause] >> on that note, don't go away, we wiltol be right back. ontario, canada, a partner connected by shared history, shared values, and a shared vision for what we can achieve together. stable and secure, when the world around us isn't. you can rely on ontario for energy to power your growing economy and for the critical minerals crucial to new technologies. ontario is your third-largest trading partner and the number one export destination for 17 states.

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