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happy tuesday everyone. >> i'm kat timpf. >> welcome to a special edition of gutfeld! thank you guys, i like that. >> all right, let's kick things off with some jokes. on sunday, president biden addressed the nation about the events unfolding in syria, but he gave the entire address from the men's room. yankees right fielder juan soto signed a 15 year contract with the new york mets that will pay him $765 million after taxes in new york. that's 62,000 a year. google announced sean diddy combs was the most searched musician globally. incidentally, the fbi said the same thing. a runaway dog ended up in an animal shelter 1200 miles away from home. in a related story, kristi noem

reportedly said once her dog gets back, he's going to pay. finally, a man in ottawa has been arrested for watching porn while driving. still, it's not as bad as the other kind of carjacking. who wrote that? >> it's true. >> it's funny because it's true. >> now to the monologue. things have escalated, you guys. last week, i said i agreed with a guest on the view. this week i actually agreed with the host on the view. and not just because i'm off my medication. don't worry, i'm not going to give the show too much credit, because what was actually said on the show was not at all controversial. >> watch all we have to do from now until january 21st is be with our families, be with our kids, do our jobs, make sure our checks don't bounce. make sure that we are taking care of

ourselves and our families. >> january 21st. who gets that much time off? but other than that, there's no way anyone could have a problem with what she said, right? except this is the view. so of course someone did. yeah, actually, i'm going to give the show even less credit because someone else on the show did see this as controversial. and i am not joking. take a look. >> i told you last week i disagree with you when you say that. because. no, because we have the luxury of saying that because we're legal, we are successful. we are. but if you're an illegal immigrant in this country, you're not going to be not in a panic. if you are a woman working for the department of defense, you have a right to be in a panic. you tell people to stay fraught and like this. that is not telling people to prepare. whoopi. that means that they can't be relaxing and enjoying. no, it doesn't mean that winter is coming. >> that is honestly got to be one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. and that's saying a

lot because i've been working with gutfeld every day for the past ten years of my life. but anyway, a little trick i like to use to see things clearly is to take the politics out of them. because when you take the politics out of this, it becomes even more clear just how dumb it is, basically. ana navarro is saying that you can't relax with your family over the holidays, because there will be other people who can't relax because of trump. but the thing is, even if trump didn't ever even exist, there would still be people who couldn't relax. like, there's literally always going to be someone out there who's having a bad day for some reason, and some people are in a constant state of terror. but does any of this mean that you have to make sure you have a horrible day, too? when you have a day off or a chance to enjoy some time with your family, should you purposely ruin it because someone out there might be having a worse day than you are? also, all of us have, in anna's words, a right to be in a panic. i mean, obviously

right? if we got arrested for anxiety, i'd be getting read my miranda rights seven days a week. but it's like going out to get a bagel in your bathrobe just because it's your right. that doesn't mean you should. at least that's what the guy behind me in line said. all of us can always find reasons to freak out, including during the holidays. i might freak out because i'm about to have a baby and i'm nowhere near prepared yet. last night i was practicing how to change a diaper using my naked husband in a beach towel. quite an image. i'm sorry babe, i'm sorry babe. okay, you might be freaking out because i just mentioned my pregnancy, and you're one of the weirdos who gets so upset when i do that that you verbally abuse me online for some reason. but the point is, a lot of us have a right to be in a panic for lots of reasons all the time. that doesn't mean that we should literally choose it, least of all at the expense, at the expense of time with our families and friends. so, to quote a wise and brilliant mind

who we can all agree has left us too soon. take care of yourselves and each other. period. let's welcome tonight's guests. she's got more spunk than 70 spunk. host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. to get even more screen time, he offered to replace the fox christmas tree, host of one nation and co-host of fox and friends, brian kilmeade. he loves smoking a rack of ribs with a cigarette. comedian jim florentine. and big things seem small to him. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. kilmeade.

all the question that's written here. if he was mean, i'm not going to read it because no. go ahead. well, i don't feel like just because, you know, greg is a bully to you, maybe i don't need to be mean to you. >> it's how it makes me comfortable. >> okay, well, because i didn't write this, somebody wrote many kilmeade. many viewers who watched the fight on the view said it was way more entertaining than any of your books by a very large margin. care to comment? >> all right. that's pretty mean, i think. >> yeah, i think i think it's i think we'd be getting emails from greg. probably. right. absolutely. >> probably written in magic marker. >> i know it's from him, not from tyrus. he likes me. and my friend pledges to a friend. so, kat, do you remember billy madison when he gave that speech? and he says, we're all dumber, having heard that. >> yes, i award you no points. and may god have mercy on prepare for this. >> for doing that. we're all dumber having heard that. but think about this. the person that you think was saying was actually saying, we're going to lose our minds, but we're just going to do it on january 20th. also, anna navarro's point was if you're an illegal immigrant, you should be nervous. you

should panic. absolutely. if you're here illegally, panic and do me a favor. leave. that would save trump time and mone. >> and the craziest. >> i had to write this down, she said. i feel for women in the defense department. what does she feel about women in the defense department? and are they afraid they're not going to be in battle enough? i don't understand, is it going to be so dangerous in the pentagon? they're saying if pete gets in, all women run for your lives. that's absolutely insane. but that's what makes the view gutfeld worthy. >> i guess this is my second monologue out of two that i've gotten out of the show, which i appreciate. i never watched it, but kennedy. so here's the thing i am i am not someone who is melting down because trump was elected and is going to be the president, right? maybe these people are, maybe whoopi is. but but i do think her point. how could that be a bad one of even if you are freaking out, it's okay to take some time with your family and enjoy your life. how could that possibly, under any circumstances, be controversial advice? >> yeah, by her logic, no one

would ever relax. >> ever, ever. >> you know, it's like she could think about assad and russia like that. >> can't be comfortable. no, like he's in russia now. >> he's not. he's not having syrian food. like i'm sure his mattress is very lumpy, you know. or speaking of food, what about people with nut allergies? you know, how hard is it for them during fruitcake season? >> yeah. >> i wouldn't be able to sleep a wink. but yes, people have to compartmentalize. and whoopi goldberg is right. like the world will still keep turning. yes, there will always be unpopular presidents. there will always be bad decisions made by people in power that affect your life. that doesn't mean you should stop watching elf, or you shouldn't go to the mall, or you shouldn't have a peppermint mocha from starbucks. yeah, do it all because, you know, january 19th, january 20th. not much is going to change between those two days. >> by the way, i did both today. yes, peppermint mocha and watched elf in preparing for this show. >> when did you do that? >> i don't ask me. i have cable in my office.

>> okay, jim, what do you what do you think? >> well, first of all, i haven't seen women of that age being that upset since the golden girls got canceled. >> trump was already president. >> they're worrying about the illegals. that's what he ran on in 2016, right? build the wall, deport all illegals. did anything crazy happen in those four years with that? no. so why would it? >> now that is what's interesting to me, tyrus, is when people say these things, they're already. he already was the president before, right? >> well, are we sure? because, you know, i think the problem for navarro is apparently ozempic takes more than weight away. apparently, it takes your brain away. they they love to fearmonger, and they're running out of stuff. the problem with what whoopi said is the context of it. it's like a threat. it's like your mom got a call from school, but she works till seven. you get home at two and she's like, enjoy your brother, enjoy the fresh air. because

when i get home at seven, your life is over. so that's what she was trying to do. and then navarro is even taking it. you can't even do that because as soon as he gets in, he's going to have an inauguration. there's going to be a party. the unmitigated gall to think that you're so important, the first thing he does when he puts his hand on the bible and he's sworn in, is he's going to step to the mic and be like, the view, i'm coming. you know, like, i mean, it's like, yeah, the arrogance. i, we had to deal with the extreme right, with the rigging and all the other behavior. and every one of them was taken, was sued civilly. i would like to see some of these hate mongers that said he was hitler. democracy was gone that they said on tv and influenced americans. i think civilly they're responsible. and navarro seems to think she wants to keep that going because that's all she's got. and i feel like it's a disservice to people and why these cfos and these people in charge of these networks let someone go on to spew hate and

just ridiculousness in front of, because some people will believe this. there is people who are going, oh, when he gets in quick, hide everything. like, yeah, he's going down to fort worth, texas to come find you in your chanty, bro. it's not happening. he's got bigger things to do. he's elon. if he was going to get guys to come after you, there'd be a bunch of dudes like me sitting around in black suvs with lists of names, not elon musk and vivek ramsey. >> ramaswamy. but yeah, close. >> i mean, kennedy. honestly, the thing that really is the craziest about it is like ana navarro, she thought she ate with that, right? she was like, oh yeah. well some people can't. who does she not have friends outside? how does that happen? how does that happen? she's a republican. how does that happen? yes, i remember that. >> i mean, but she's like nicolle wallace, you know, these these nominal republicans who are now self loathing like, oh my god, he's so gross. this is terrible. yeah. they live in a bubble. and i bet every time

she says something stupid after the show, she she thanks god that she still has a job because someone that incompetent and illogical shouldn't be employed in that fashion. speaking to as many people as she does, whoopi goldberg doesn't even like her. she completely turned on her, and then she probably locked her in a closet after she had some five alarm chili, which is not where you want to be after whoopi. >> those are the those are the same people that will see you eat a donut and take the last bite and put it in your bag and put it in the trash like there are people starving in china while you throw your food away. they're just a few months ago, they were saying that the view is going to get canceled if trump gets in office. >> they're not worried about that anymore. no, that was what they were fearing then. >> well, maybe that's what she wants everyone to be afraid of. i'm sure it's about her. >> i don't want to slow her down. but do you see, on sunday, when the president was asked, what do you say for people that didn't vote for you, he goes, i'm going to

treat you the same. i love all of you. could someone slip that clip into her things to read list? >> yeah, into the internment camps where he's going to round everyone up. >> didn't vote for him, which i'm sure there'll be things to do in those camps. don't just stand around. >> well, at the risk of being controversial, it's okay to have a good day sometimes. still ahead, a special update on where greg has been. and up next, bills still a hater eight years later. >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld, go to fox news.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. >> jack the turkey with gravy and fixings. >> fa la la la la la la la la. >> dad, we are at a restaurant. >> tis the season for ham and pork roast. fa la la la la la la la la. >> good thing i forgot my hearing aid. >> we wish you a lot of yeast. >> for more than a decade,

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>> it's been eight years and bill's still drying hillary's tears. our video of the day comes to us from bill clinton, who spoke with morning joe on the outcome of his wife's failed run for president in 2016. i wonder in 2016, did you have two highly unusual things, and 2016, you had two highly unusual things. >> first of all, the mainstream media told the american people repeatedly that the biggest issue was hillary's emails. that's what they said, not just fox. and two, she followed the rules as they then existed. the rules were changed after she left office, and yet the whole story was written as if she had done something hideous. >> hey, you can say what you want about bill, but if there's one thing he can credibly speak with authority on, it's hideous behavior. tyrus, do you think

he's this nice to her at home? >> no. >> i think he makes a point to be nice on camera. yeah. so in the event of he should accidentally suicide himself. but remember i said this. roll the tape, roll the tape, roll the tape. >> see, i think this is a take. this is a very strange, really. the media was not. was too soft on trump and too hard on her. that is really his take. >> he's. i can't believe i'm about to say this. he's an expert on hard and soft too, but. shout out to greg. i think the problem is, is she wasn't off to a great start. nobody liked the way his cheating on her and how she reacted and how she treated and then, you know, when you say stuff like, oh, they took the computer out and beat it with hammers, it's hard for the american people to be like, oh, that's static. that's what we normally do. you know what i'm saying? no, that's what that's what dudes do when their wives find out all their passwords to their to their

computer history. okay, so it was that and she was unlikable and they didn't care for her, and they voted for the other guy, and that's it. trying to blame the media or trying to blame one thing is this what's wrong with the democratic party? they just don't get it and it's over. don't talk about it anymore. she lost focus on other things. or is that the last time they talked is when the election she lost the election and she was like, thanks a lot, bill. you want a cigar? you know? >> so yeah. jim, jim, we're we're coming very close to this being a decade ago. >> yeah. what is it, eight years now going on nine. >> good job. >> yeah, i got to figure that out for a second. but look, he blamed the mainstream media even with the monica lewinsky thing. he blamed them because he said, you know, i didn't have sexual relations with that woman. and technically, he was right on that because he used the guard, not his penis. but,

you know, he said he couldn't sleep for two years after this, after the election. look, you sleep next to hillary. if i was married to her, i wouldn't have slept the whole marriage. >> yeah, at least one eye open. >> oh, yeah. >> kilmeade. you remember? you remember 2016. is he right? was it, like, really popular to say you like trump in 2016? >> well it's crazy like the whole premise was. he said i couldn't sleep. i was so angry. i apologize to everyone i came in contact with because i was just so angry. and i was. and you were probably bored with my anger because i was so upset that she lost, because to the mainstream media, he said, not just fox went out of their way to think that hillary's emails were the biggest thing, and it wasn't even illegal. let's let's be clear on this. john podesta's emails were hacked. it exposed that hillary went out of her way to marginalize bernie sanders and make sure he didn't win. and then the contents of those emails were alarming. the irresponsibility of a secretary of state to expose that to any hacker on her blackberry, which she denied using. i think the only thing they had iphones then and

then the reason why i believe he is the most upset is because she would have been in the white house and he would have been in westchester with the energizer. remember the energizer, right? that would have been right. i still remember her nickname. evidently the secret service loved her and it wasn't a secret. i also think bill clinton. yes, i do believe that that bill clinton is smarter than this. he is so politically savvy. he's playing just in his memoir. he's going out of his way to say how unfair it is. but hillary, she lost twice. she used the word deplorables to decide to describe people that weren't voting for his, for his wife, that she never went to wisconsin, didn't try in michigan, couldn't fill up a crowd without lebron james, and she still couldn't sell out. arena in cleveland. she was remarkably unpopular. and remember, the access hollywood tape would have destroyed any campaign. trump came back from the access hollywood tape and still beat her. and they want to blame james comey. i've had enough of her. she's done. and trump proved it was no fluke in

2024. kennedy. >> you know, bill clinton is basically saying donald trump is such a horrible person. you know, look at hillary. look at what he did to her. look at kamala harris. trump beats women. that's essentially what he's trying to sell. but i love walking down memory lane with you. because remember, when, you know, right after the access hollywood tape, who did he show up to the debate with? did everybody the women who accused bill clinton of rape, like you don't take the voters, even though they had not lived through a trump presidency? and, you know, they were voting very differently in 2024 than in 2016. i think they voted for him because he was trolling so incredibly hard. he was. but she she wasn't likable. it wasn't a good campaign, he told her. and i hope he puts this in his memoir. he told her, go to wisconsin. and everyone's like, now, now, bill, you're not president anymore. she's got to

go break that glass ceiling. it's like, yeah, with her resentment, you know, it's like he's built a battering ram for her. it has done no good. they both look like a bunch of aging whiners. >> oh, man, i bet you they fight about it every day. >> still, do you think they hate obama, too? because he beat her. >> they all hate each other. >> the obamas. if it wasn't for him, the obamas, the bidens and the clintons, they all hate each other. >> but think about this. >> they all not speaking to each other because biden was stabbed in the back by obama and hillary clinton stood on the sideline, did nothing. and then nancy pelosi separated herself from biden. now she's alone and mad at obama for not for making her step forward to destroy biden. so now all the titans of the democratic party are not speaking to each other, but they're all going to live in one house, right? >> and we're going to film it, going to be the cat's reality show. >> kennedy. you got you still know people at mtv. you got like, that would be great. >> all we need is that like love island, but open bar, open bar and confessional island. you better be on mount

rushmore, right? >> yes. >> i gotta go buy some more nvidia stock because i don't know nothing about it. >> yes. let's use our tax dollars toward something good for a change. >> you know, if bill, you know, didn't sleep for two years, he should have called his buddy up jeffrey epstein. they go on vacation to a certain island. got some rest. >> oh, he says he never went to that island. >> yeah, there's only how many flight logs of him. oops. yeah, he only met him once, and it was like three different pictures. they were not marked classified. >> hello? it was a connecting flight on his way to calcutta to save the orphans. come on, man, the plane's got to refuel. >> exactly right. >> haitian orphans. >> all right, up next, we have a very special announcement about gutfeld. >> don't miss the fox nation last chance sale. >> okay, here we go. >> all of fox nation's premium content is yours for only 1.99

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abs. we are hard at work teaching her three languages and putting her through a rigorous workout routine. she's already very observant and has asked if jessi wears a toupee. i told her that he definitely wears a wig. as you can understand, we value our privacy. we thank everyone for the good wishes. and now i have to go stop gus from licking her face. so congratulations to greg and elena. i'm going to you first, tyrus. >> one down, three to go. gutfeld! good for him. it's the best. honestly, it's the best time to have a kid when you're 60. no, no. it is. think about it. he's financially set. you know, he values his time. he's got left, so he's not going to. he's not going to miss the first steps. he can afford to be home for that. he can afford to make it to all the baseball

games. you know, god willing. and you know what i'm saying? but he's it's a great time to be a dad. you know, he's not going to be working, but you had to work. you missed a lot. not going to be in that position. so i think it's a little late in life, but it's an awesome adventure and i'm glad he gets a chance to take it. and he can finally leave me alone giving me about my kids, right? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> for months he's been like, you're pregnant, you're having a kid, and i just have to sit there and take it because i'm not allowed to say anything. so that's been fun. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he said oh, pregnant kat. pregnant. >> pregnant cat. pregnant cat. well, i know someone else who's pregnant. gutfeld. yeah. kennedy. does this make you want to have another one? >> i think i'm going to wait a few years, i think. yeah, i really do. you know, it's like greg made me realize, like, now we can push the boundaries because greg had a baby and his nipples are going to be sore for a little while. but he does have those sturdy hips. he always has. but he made me realize, like, life doesn't begin until you're 60. i've got plenty of time. yeah, like i'm

really waiting until i'm super, super ready. but i do worry about little gus because it can be. it can be a big adjustment having a newborn in the house. >> so yeah. >> thoughts and prayers. >> yes. do you have kill me? do you have any advice for brian? >> and i have five kids, by the way. >> yes. >> so far. >> right? yes. together. not together. but if we add them together. >> combined, i believe the word they were looking for is combined or together. but gathering media, it's already on it. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> cat, i have a fear. >> okay? i have a fear. >> he is going to be a terrible parent. oh, and i am going to have to raise this kid because i'm. i have a sense he's going to come up to me and go, listen, your hours work great for children. i want to focus on my show, my monologues been dipping. take the child. and i don't know if i really want one at this age, but i do think this will change him. i think it's going to be more of a children's show for now on, more geared towards the under

eights, and i'm sure we'll still be able to get a crowd on a regular basis. >> he raised peter doocy. >> so yeah, against my will, he's got the experience. it was my idea to make him tall. yes. >> smart. jim, you have you have one kid or two? i have one, you have one. yeah. do you have any advice for greg? >> well, it's the greatest thing to ever happen in life. it's going to be for greg. he's going to realize that it's also the toughest thing to have a kid, too. so you have to deal with that, too. i just hope he was in the delivery room when she gave birth. he didn't get a little queasy and didn't want to be in there because i was in there. it was life altering, you know, when she gave birth, i just wasn't there for the conception. that sucked. >> but you got reports. it was like, absolutely. >> yeah. they meet a time. yeah. >> i appreciate you stepping up. >> yeah, it's kind of guy am. >> tyrus, would you have an advice for greg? you got many kids. >> yeah, well, like i said, i did it differently. >> you were there. >> just leave it at that. like

i said, i think the thing about being a dad is, and especially now, i have i have a son and i have three daughters and two stepsons. but daughters change. dads like you. you raise your sons to one day, take your place. you want your sons to be bigger and stronger than you and smarter than you. you always worry about your daughter. you always want to protect her. you always want her to be your daughter. so he's going to have to adjust to the fact that, like to do this business, you have to be a little self-centered. you have to be a little egotistical. all that's going to have to change because his whole focus is going to be her. he's going to worry about her for the rest of his days. granted, being at 60, it's a long marathon, but i'm just. but i'm just saying it's like daughters daughters change. you sons sons build your pride and you love them. it's the same love, but it's different. but. but a daughter. i love you, daddy. running the room give you a hug, you will melt. and then one day she won't do it. and even worse, one day she'll go off and get

married. and it will be the father crying because his little girl is growing. little girls change you. you're a better person for not having daughters. >> i wonder if my kid will ever go over to their house and steal things. >> yeah, well, i mean, you know, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. and i know you have a collection of hotel soaps that you've taken from his house over the years, and a crystal vase and a lot of silverware. so, yes, i imagine and i feel like you're having a girl. you think i would like to think that? >> i think she's having a boy. let's have a bet. really? >> yes. i think she's having a girl. and i had a dream. you had a girl and very mellow. but i think mira and your future girl are going to be mean girls. and it's going to be great. like they're going to. they're going to run fox. >> the height difference will be weird, though. let's have a bet. if i'm right, you have to wear my glasses for a whole show. and if you're right, i have to wear your glasses for a whole show. >> you would go blind. >> i'm. i'm so confident. >> okay. >> all right, let's reject that. your children will play

together. gutfeld! and your child. what do you think? your children. i mean, they're going to be the same age, i think so i think they should. >> i think they should be friends. and i think that if my kid bullies his kid a little bit, that'd be nice. >> a little bit, just a little bit, you know? >> okay. again, greg and alana big congrats. and coming up, two words. people dread that mess with your head. >> an alternative to pills. >> voltaren is a clinically proven arthritis pain relief gel, which penetrates deep to target the source of pain with nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory medicine directly at the source. >> voltaren the joy of movement. >> hi, it's christina again. is your shower trying to tell you something is getting in and out of the bathtub becoming a safety concern? are you worried about the cost of a bathroom remodel that could go on for weeks and weeks? well, now you can have a gorgeous new bath or

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feels. >> this is one of those talking points. you don't need a panel. you just handled all of it. >> a couple of things. >> i have an idea. instead of saying, call me, why don't you call me? right? just call me. why do i have to call you? you have my number. why do i have to call you? >> cold call? are you insane? >> yes. what? what a heads up! >> you cannot call me without setting up an appointment first. unless you were in the hospital. >> you're supposed to be accepting of my point of view. how dare you? oh, that's one thing. the other thing i would just say. call me, not an emergency. how about that? this way we could. it won't help the show that. but it would be way to help everyone's life. >> that won't work. b no, b if you say call me, not an emergency. they're like, i'm not calling. yeah, i actually use a version of call me to bully my husband. >> i'll tell cam sometimes if like if i'll say we need to have a long talk tonight, you know. >> oh, wow, i understand coming home. i understand cats fear worse than getting fired. it's all about context. it depends on whom is sending you the call

me. because if one of my homeboys says call me when i pick up the phone, it's like, good news. zip ties, limes. what are we doing here? who? what do you do? because sometimes you don't want things to be on record. oh, yeah. so if you get a call me from one from somebody, it could be some other things. if your agent says, call me, it's usually a good thing. to your point, if your boss ever says, call me just right back. you like it's already over? >> yeah. >> you can't fire me, i quit, i quit, i ain't signing me deuces. i'm out. all right. hey, do you have cnn's number? that's it. but, yeah, it depends on who it is. >> i could see you taking over for blitzer. >> what? >> do not. >> i think it's a hold on, man. >> all right. >> he's putting thoughts in the air and stuff. i also see myself taking over one nation. >> oh, i don't have to take that. >> yes i do, i think it's a

little overreaction that the most dreaded two words are, you know, call me. >> what could be worse than that? >> i'm pregnant. oh, we win a prize. i know, i'll tell. >> i'll give you one. imagine being 60 and that happening to you. >> i hope so. what's worse is my college sophomore likes to text me help, and then she'll text again. help. and i'm like, oh my gosh, what's going on? are you okay? and she goes, my chipotle gift card isn't working. seriously. like, can you call someone? no, no. >> does she think you have like an in at chipotle that that is a crisis. >> that is a yeah send the help text. so i you know again i think zip ties i think lime the worst thoughts are going through my head. so help from a teenager might be worse than call me. >> i read call me as you're you're in trouble. like i'm mad at you. and we need to have a long talk. because what can you not text me about? why can't

you just text me? right? >> i agree, but it usually, i think now anytime, the more i'm thinking about it, anytime you hear call me, it's like when you have a, you have to talk to somebody and you text them something substantial and they go, call me. it's their answer is going to be something that could you someday end up in court? so they want to be able to say, what the hell is going on in your life, right? well, people want to make sure if you say, call me, it's because they don't want to be on the record answering this. that's the key. >> so. >> but i like to mess with people. i'll put call me asap in all capital letters and they'll panic. they'll call. yeah, i was just wondering how your day is so far. >> you know, i get using it to bully, right? saying call me is bully is bullying, is bullying. we need to talk. is bullying. all right. up next, women break the habit of looking like jessica rabbit. yeah.

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significant shift towards more natural and subtle cosmetic procedures, including a 26% drop in the use of fillers. should we be concerned that the kardashians. >> well, there is a world health shortage. they ran out of fillers because they were all on kim kardashian's. well, so she was. she was essentially hoarding like she was doing with fillers, what most people were doing with toilet paper in the summer of 2020. so, you know, she was about to get frogmarched to the hague. yeah, it was. and you know, she had to she had to fart out a few vials. so the rest of us could have some. but i am grateful for the kardashians because if they are figuring out new ways that are less invasive and less expensive to be sexy, everyone should be celebrating that. >> now, where is the applause for that? >> this story? >> this. we had to swap out a story today so we could talk about greg's baby. and i kept

this story specifically because i had already seen the question that someone else wrote for brian kilmeade on this one, and i didn't want to lose the opportunity to ask brian kilmeade this question in front of a live studio audience. brian, the quote, french boob job is a new, less invasive technique using softer, smaller implants for a subtle enhancement. can sydney sweeney continue the big boob era? kilmeade. >> everybody lean forward and look at him. i can't wait for this. >> remember, you work on morning television. i know, so i can't answer that question, but i can say that, number one, this would be the first time the kardashians are behind the curve because they are sitting there with their big butts and their enhanced lips, and the country has left them behind for the first time since 1990. >> so now it's deflating boobs, shrinking butts and little lips. and the thing that's good now is botox is out and blood is in. people are shooting themselves up with their own

blood to blow up their cheeks and look more natural. i think america is finally standing up for itself and not looking to the kardashians for as role models, and i think this is a good sign for america. again, the trump effect. the trump effect is real. >> how could you possibly have brought trump into this? >> yeah, that was masterful. >> i mean, that was like that was some real good fox and friends right there. we're talking we're talking about boob jobs that you're like trump's america. i don't even know how you did that. i was sitting right here the whole time. >> and by the way, the former and future president did say that if you're an a-cup, you can't be a ten. >> did he really say that? what? did he jot that down? >> it was a while ago, right? yeah. that was in the art of the deal era. >> okay, jim, the blood brian's talking about is called vampire filler, where they inject blood in your face. >> i mean, did i. there's already blood in your face, you jackass. you know what i mean? i had an ex-girlfriend, wanted

me to get her a boob job, and i said, well, how much is it? because she's like, you knew i was a boob guy? it's like $10,000 and you can't touch them for a month. i'm like, yeah, i don't like boobs that much. >> now, tyrus, you you've been looking miserable this entire season, right? yeah. what's up buddy? >> first of all, brian, you ignorant? that was the dumbest answer i've ever heard in my life. >> you are so jealous. >> you are? i'm not jealous at all. big butts ain't going nowhere. okay, sure. yeah, i'm sure, because you know who wrote this? what? the brits. why do we continue to listen to britain on anything? they're not smart. they're little, tiny people. nobody. nobody's like, oh, i wish i had little lips. you guys have been stealing our culture for years, and now we're cool with it. and you want to go back to being pencils that no big butts, big smiles and all that stuff. listen, curves will always be needed and wanted. but here's the bigger thing. you don't necessarily have to manufacture them. just eat some carbs,

girls, you ain't got to do all that. you don't got to stuff this down. whatever. just be no. no injections, none of that stuff. just be yourself. but the last thing you need to do is a country that still can't figure out dental hygiene. so the last thing you need to be listening to them about is figures and shapes. have you seen the average person over there? bag of oatmeal? it's america jack. if you want to have big boobs and a rack out today, i salute all that. right? all right, all right, we're on that note. >> don't go away. we'll be right back. >> for more than a decade, pozega has been trusted again and again and again. pozega. ask your doctor about pozega. >> don't miss the fox nation last chance sale. >> okay, here we go. >> all of fox nation's premium content is yours for only 1.99 a month. the kingdom of god is

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