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all right, here we go. >> happy thursday everyone. >> i'm dana perino in for greg on this special edition of gutfeld! >> so with christmas just around the corner, everyone's rushing to get their christmas list to santa. >> well, we luckily have been able to intercept a few of those letters on their way to the north pole. we have some of these here to read to you tonight. president biden wants the number to hunters offshore bank accounts. hunter biden wants the numbers to his dad's offshore bank accounts. kamala harris just wants oprah to take her calls again. alvin bragg wants a clue. >> joe and mika want a show. >> people actually watch. >> steve doocy wants extended
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vacation for certain unnamed coworkers. >> brian kilmeade wants to sleep until 8 a.m. >> jesse watters wants a more believable hairpiece. oh, wow. bill clinton wants a night free from hillary. hillary clinton wants a night free from bill, and greg gutfeld wants a new cradle and something for his baby daughter to. >> and now some non-christmas jokes. >> president biden has commuted roughly 1500 sentences and pardoned 39 people in the biggest single day act of clemency. he even pardoned one woman for running the world's worst presidential campaign. in new york city last night. >> a rush hour power outage left 3500 subway riders stranded for hours. >> thankfully, though, passengers were able to pass the time the same way they always do by rubbing up against each other. a truck fire
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covered a california highway and melted chocolate clean up. crews immediately called in two trucks of graham crackers, four tons of marshmallows and brian stelter. lebron james says he's taking a break from basketball for personal reasons. he'll be spending time with his family and flopping on the ground the moment they touch him. scientists now say that the earth's oceans help cool global temperatures much more than previously thought. this must be why al gore turned himself into a whale. tesla owners are now buying anti elon musk bumper stickers to signal their virtue. well, just wait until they find out about henry ford, a man in massachusetts became stuck in a chimney while trying to evade cops that were conducting a drug raid. experts say they wouldn't even be news if everyone celebrated kwanzaa. 83 year old bernie sanders assumes this will be his last term. he doesn't want to die in office like his idol, joseph
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stalin. >> haha. >> cnn has lost in the ratings to hgtv, proving people would rather watch grass grow than anderson cooper. happy. there we go. all right, so the big news this week, there's the pitter patter of little feet around the gutfeld home, and this time not from greg or gus. and this happened to time magazine announced its person of the year. and to the surprise of no one, there we go. >> all right. >> and they were not employed by cnn. it was none other than president elect donald j. trump, as you hear from the applause. so it's the second time he's had the honor with the first coming after his presidential win in 2016. that was also the same week hillary clinton canceled her subscription and smashed her server with a hammer. the editorial board mentioned trump's historic comeback, his impact on global politics, and how he increased his votes from blacks, latinos and people
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named biden the difference in 2016. the cover called him president of the divided states of america. this year, it's simply his name. even though there was plenty of room for cry harder losers. when democrats win, it's a mandate. it's camelot. it's a sign that better angels prevailed. or, as barack obama modestly put it, we are the ones we've been waiting for. yet when republicans win, america is divided. its controversial, its bitterly contested. you hear a lot of not my president and it's time to put politics aside. well, as much as you know me, i try to be gracious. i have bad news for those whiners. there is no your president. there is only the president. and once again, his name is donald trump. and with the electoral college, popular vote, house and senate, the american people seem to like
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his politics just fine. yet the media and democrats are shrieking that now more than ever, we need to give in to their demands, lest we sacrifice democracy itself, raising the question why are conservatives always expected to make concessions when they win? victorious democrats get to spike the ball, or at least toss it as hard as their spindly little wrist will allow? even merriam-webster is in on the act, declaring polarization the word of the year. now that's the famous publisher of dictionaries, thesauruses and other books that no one buys anymore. and i'm not even sure if thesauruses is a word anymore. they define polarization as division into two sharply distinct opposites, especially a state in which the opinions, beliefs, or interests of a group or society no longer range along a continuum, but become concentrated at exposing extremes. it's a fun word, and it's also a choice. no one makes you be polarized. and just as no one forces you to make a tiktok, freaking out
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about how trump's going to put you in a detention camp. because the fact is, we're becoming less polarized. as a harvard law professor points out in a washington post column this week, one of the unnoticed themes of the recent election was depolarization. the electoral chasms between groups of voters shrank compared with four years earlier. so here are some other words you should work into your vocabulary. accountability. responsibility. perseverance. winning and leg day winning. the words republicans are expected to take on as the campaigns of 2024 turn into the victories of 2025 and beyond. the only divisions are between people who want america to live up to its potential, and those who want to drag themselves and everyone else down. if you need another word of the year, here's a proven winner said by a man right after a would be assassin's bullet tore through his ear. fight, fight, fight. who knows if you fight hard
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enough, the next person of the year could be you. who? period. >> all right, let's welcome tonight's guests. >> this die is less popular these days than red number 40. comedian jeff dye. >> why am i not popular? >> his last name is also his specialty chef, restaurant owner, and author of the new book, andrew girl's family cookbook. andrew gruel. thank you. soon there will be a tiny screaming baby that's not the one she works for. new york, best selling new york times bestselling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and he's on santa's giant list and kind of wants to kill me right now. new york times bestselling author, comedian, and former nwa world champion is tyrus. i'm glad that i'm not within punching distance. we have a little thing about leg day. >> no, you have a thing. >> and i have never skipped a leg day. that is blasphemy.
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>> it just looks like it. oh. we'll get to that later. i mean, i mean, not really, i don't know. okay. >> what are you doing? >> kat? >> stop it. you're making it worse. >> i do that. >> he thinks it's true. okay, jeff, have you contributed to the polarization of the country, or are you. well, i don't know. >> in the opening, you said i'm not popular. why did you say that about me? that was mean. >> i know they told me to say that. >> tyrus wrote that i'm more popular than ever. >> you know, red number. red dye number 40 is gonna get eliminated. >> i'm more popular than that red dye. >> you're more popular. okay. let's revise. you are more popular. how do you feel about polarization? >> i don't feel like anything is polarized. i think that that's just a word they keep saying and using. but i was very excited that trump got person of the year, right. i'm almost a little exhausted of all this winning. is this what is this what it felt like to be a patriots fan in the 2000, you know, just win after win after win. also exciting news. i heard that hunter biden is
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replacing goofus from goofus and gallant and highlights magazine. don't know if you guys heard about that. >> i love that magazine. >> too old of a reference. perfect. >> i love that magazine. and you could circle which one doesn't belong. and yeah, you get it. >> i know exactly my mom and dad are gonna love that joke. >> right? >> exactly. >> andrew, do you think our love of food can help bring us back together? i mean, that's one of the reasons people go into the business. >> that's true. >> and food is the great unifier. >> i always say that, but i don't think that we're as polarized as everybody wants to believe, right? i mean, yeah, there's always going to be differences, especially on a granular level when it comes to policy, etc. but look at all the things we agree upon, right? you've got people hate pineapple pizza. people hate tip screens when you're ordering takeout. i mean, i just got it. i was at the dmv the other day and they actually turned the tip screen out when i filled out my registration paperwork. >> how much? a tip, 25%. >> you know, i felt it was like i was all self-conscious to be that guy. and candy corn. everybody hates candy corn. >> i like it, you know? >> i love pineapple on pizza.
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>> i was just gonna say that one, too. yeah. house of cards divided. i'm the red dot. >> i'm the red dot. but, but, but the idea that we're all divided, that makes money, right? just look at x or formerly twitter when you now everybody's posting how much money they make on x because of the engagement. and they're actually paying pretty well. if the way people make money is by starting arguments, right. that makes money. i posted the other day that pickles are horrible in macaroni salad. i had like 70,000 comments. i made $92,000 on that post from people saying that my brain is a hard boiled egg. no, he's not serious. >> i thought he was serious. i was like, is that how people are making money now? they're making they're making a lot of money because i've been here since 630 in the morning, so i don't know, maybe that sounds good. cat, do you think that time magazine like, tied themselves in knots thinking about who was going to be the person of the year? >> it had to be. it had to be trump. i mean, i know it was him in 2016, but it had to be because, i mean, what a crazy political comeback. and then all the things that happened this year, like the assassination attempts, you know, the fact that he actually was shot and then the fight,
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fight, fight. and then, you know, the fact that he won and he won the popular vote also, and this is it's just been different this time with people actually sitting down and having conversations with him. and i don't think they had a choice. i think that if they went with literally anyone else, then that would have been ridiculous. >> it would have been ridiculous. good picture too. >> yeah, that should have been the word of the year. literally, literally. i hear it a lot. >> literally. >> or like or. yeah, that's a good one. tyrus. who do you blame for a division in the country? aside from me, i'm assuming. >> no, no one believes you that i skip leg days. >> i mean, it's your best guess. you can't even see past my kneecaps, so there is no division. >> because if there was, there wouldn't be 17 people watching anderson cooper. they would have a legion of people watching where the disinformation and where the anger is coming from. more people are watching forensic file episodes from the past and watching the news, which means everyone gets to see trey gowdy at least 5 or 6 times.
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>> oh yeah. >> do you ever notice that trey gowdy is on every forensic file episode, like he's either a master serial killer or just the greatest da of all time, but it just goes to the point where one when the media it used to work, legacy media used to be able to do it and people would they would have droves, but they're not there anymore. they're losing jobs. they're getting laid off because there was this presidency, this campaign brought america together. it did. they always talked about, you know, breaking the glass ceiling. well, he what he did was he broke the group box because it wasn't one group that got him past the line. although apparently everyone wants to blame black men. but we weren't alone doing it. it was everybody across the board. every walk of life said, we don't like the way our country is going and we came together. so polarization. i don't quite think they that word has any strength anymore for them. they're running out of things to say. i think you said it best. accountability is the big word of the year because we're seeing it. and that's what american people want. and it didn't matter what color, who they slept with or whatever their deal was. we all want to feel good together, and winning
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we want you to be our glinda the good. ♪ ♪ yours today@talkline.com. >> well, new yorkers, deck the halls. now that a mayor found his cojones. i'm not going to say it. earlier today, new york city mayor eric adams met with incoming trump border czar tom homan to address the city's very terrible illegal migrant crisis. it's the first time homan sat down with a democrat mayor. they talked about improving public safety by
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deporting criminal illegal aliens and those who pose security threats. and they'll deal with stuart varney later. and here's adams talking about the meeting and how it went. >> we're not going to be a safe haven for those who commit repeated violent crimes against innocent migrants, immigrants and longstanding new yorkers. that was my conversation today with the border czar to figure out, how do we go after those individuals who are repeatedly committing crimes in our city? >> to his credit, mayor adams, who is a democrat, has been critical of the lack of federal help under biden. in fact, even as i speak, george clooney is writing a nasty op ed about him, which is why adams recently expressed a willingness to work with the trump administration to close migrant shelters and deport criminals. after all, violent criminals should be sent to where they belong. san francisco haha. and andrew, i was thinking this morning and
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i'll just put it out here for you to comment on trump is do you think he's giving people cover to do what they may have wanted to do in the past, but they felt they couldn't because of politics? and so he's saying, i'll take the heat. you have to do what i'm going to say, because that's you're going to need to be for what's going to happen. yeah. >> and people want to do that. so that's a really good observation. but i will say in the case of governor or governor, right. in case of mayor adams, i think it was the opposite. i think he actually spoke out too early. then the investigations against him started. and i think this is nothing more than him doing a real big public 180 to try and go for that. pardon. right. >> in fact, on the day that he got indicted, it was the day that he was flying. he was on the plane on the way to go see biden at the white house. yeah. to talk about migrant crisis issues. and he had to turn the flight around and come back. i don't know if it was coincidence or not, but yeah. >> yeah. and i also think that something that's completely unrelated, but i'm going to say it anyway, we got to mention
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that adams is a vegan. >> yes. and he looks good in his suits. >> he look, he's a strong what do you think vegan. >> are you for vegans? like, do you, do you cook vegan for people? if they want it. >> i would cook a vegan. >> okay. definitely. >> definitely. but i also i pictured that for some reason. i also think that adams. there was a huge missed opportunity here because if adams showed up at this meeting with like a big old blond comb over, just totally emulating trump and started speaking like him, it would have been he would have been all in on that pardon immediately. you could have bought the pardon online on like fiverr or something. >> cat is the enemy of your enemy. all of a sudden your friend? >> well, i think that it's you know, people have gotten so extreme with, you know, the enemy. this is the enemy. you can't sit with the enemy. people have actually talked about this as if it's like, okay, eric adams is now a super trump guy and how dare he? what is he supposed to do? he's been saying, this is a problem here in new york city. i feel like my hands are tied. i feel like
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i don't have the resources to deal with it. i'd like to start exploring options for how i can help make my city safer. to get specifically violent criminals off of. again should be a very non-controversial goal, right? to get nonviolent criminals off the streets of new york, let alone the fact that a lot of these people, taxpayers, are paying for them to also have things here. but i don't think this should be controversial at all. and i think it's good to see any, any politician, any time you see them saying, i'm willing to work with someone who has a different letter next to their name, or is from an administration with a different letter next to their name, for to do what's best for my constituents, it shouldn't be that controversial. it really shouldn't. >> it is. it is weird that this is actually a news topic that two people could sit down and say, how do we get illegal criminals off of our streets to people who are who have committed their lives to law enforcement talking about enforcing the laws? >> whoa. radical idea. i also i want to push back. i don't think he's seeking a pardon. i
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think we need to. i think we need to start thinking about the weaponization of the doj. we saw it with president trump. you think when he decided to go against the grain, they wouldn't use it towards him? it's not like bragg and the other ones have nothing else to do with their time. it's not like they're prosecuting real criminals in the street. i think i firmly believe when he took the job as mayor, he tried to be in line. he tried, but i always think of it in the movie tombstone, where wyatt earp's brother's looking around, seeing the crowd in the streets, and no one wanted to get involved. and he's like, damn it, we need law and order. and i think he finally decided i'm a policeman first. and if that means i don't get reelected again, i got women and children not safe in the streets, and he decided to do something about it. and we need to really look at why wouldn't the governor support protecting the streets, not just from from illegals, but from american citizens? half the stuff we're seeing is about 21 times out the day of. and he's a police officer, and he's trying to bring law and order back. and president trump and his whole
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thing has been to bring back law and order. so of course, he's going to support mayor adams, not because they're going to sit down and have a what do vegans eat? i don't know, tar pudding or whatever the hell it is, like a cauliflower steak, rabbit free lettuce, i don't know, but whatever it is. but they do agree on one thing. president trump's presidency means nothing if the country is not safer. all that fighting and struggle goes for nothing. so mayor adams doesn't matter if he's democrat or republican. policemen don't care whether you're a donkey or an elephant. all they care is either one is not breaking the law. so i think that's what this is about. >> jeff, i think i was thinking about you today because you've been coming to the city over the last several years, and you must have noticed a terrible difference. >> yeah, well, i just i also think the way that people look at this stuff is strange. they go, oh, they're not just coming. you know, like all the deportation of the criminals, i think. yeah, but if you're just in a country illegally, that's a crime, you know that that's a crime. i can't just go to other countries and go. i live here now. that would be illegal. being illegal is a crime. i don't know how people don't
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understand that. they're also, like, sweet about it. here's an analogy young people might get. what if you spent ten grand to see taylor swift, you know, and then you're very excited to see her maybe get to get a picture with her or something or look at her, but then instead they just fill the stadium with, i don't know, 100,000 people, you know, that free tickets and then they get free sweaters. they don't even want to see taylor swift. they're wearing selena gomez shirts. they're talking about how the show sucks and taylor swift sucks. you'd probably get a little bitter, like, hey, how did this happen? get them the hell out. >> well, we'll see what happens. indeed, i agree. did you go to a concert, right, i think did you go to a taylor swift concert? >> no, but if i paid to see one, i'd want to see it. you'd want to see it? yeah. >> you want to see it? did anybody here go? anybody here? >> no. >> wow. the silence is deafening. okay. up next, are aliens invading our home? are just a kid with a drone.
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something. every time they don't have a good answer for us. we should be like, all right, where's our little, we don't know, refund. >> yeah. >> that's good. do you have a theory, andrew? >> all right. well, first i'm going to agree with that because when i flew out here, like i went through tsa. they found a two centimeter piece of lint in my pocket. and i had to go through, like, a 20 minute cavity search. full body cavity search. >> i mean, you can't travel with lint. >> seriously, i've been walking with a limp ever since. not a lint. a limp. and so? so i'm going to go with the occam's razor. occam's razor inside of me, and just say that this is the government. there is no way it's not the government. and they know about it. they're lying to us because that's the most simple explanation. there's no way that they don't know what's flying over all of the skies when we've got like 13 different agencies with $20 billion budgets, and you got somebody there in the backyard who's throwing up 40 drones that look like a mitsubishi 323 hatchback. no way. i'm not buying it. i love mitsubishis there. >> yeah, well, maybe it's the japanese. i mean, i don't know,
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they haven't mentioned that yet, but. so yesterday the congressman from new jersey, tyrus jeff van drew, he said it's the iranians. it's coming from an iranian ship. and then the pentagon said, nope, it's not the iranians. and i said, oh, well, then now ask if it's the chinese, because if they start denying everything, then maybe we can get to an answer. >> okay, i'm going to help the segment. i'm going to omit the whole leg thing. i'm going to let it go. okay. first of all, the funniest thing i heard was iranian drones, right? iran is a hiccup away from not existing anymore, while jerusalem decides how they're going to cut their turkey up, but they're going to send the drones over to america. they're going to need those drones to carry out what's left of their leadership. that's the dumbest thing ever. listen, i watch a lot of skinwalker ranch. i love skinwalker ranch. it's on his channel. check it out. phenomenal. i'm actually planning a trip to go there. those spears look very similar. now, i'm currently staying in a secret location in new jersey, and i could see my family could
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see them all in the sky over our house. we were trying to pick them up. wow. this and this. some were bigger, some were smaller. this is probably aliens getting ready to go leave for the winter, but their favorite place to watch is human shenanigans in the jersey shore. so they're all lining up looking at the stuff going, this is why we don't come down. we stay up here where you can't eat us and fondle us, and then they take off and then when they go, hey, what'd you see? you should see the jersey shore. they need at least another 10,000 years before we make contact. the safest place for them to fly around is utah and skinwalker ranch, where i'm going to go and check it out. but it's aliens. our government. that's what they always do when it's the ufo. they're like, oh, we don't know what it is like. >> oh, well, you're you're skeptical of government anyway. so what do you think is going on? >> so i can't believe the government is getting away with its explanation explanations
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for these drones, because they're saying at the same time, we have no idea what these are. they're also saying, we know that there's nothing to worry about here. like, how do you know that there's nothing to worry about if you don't know what they are? it's like classic gaslighting. it's like when the girl dm's you and says, hey, i didn't like the hey girl, the hey girl message like, hey girl. so he didn't tell me he had a girlfriend. but i see that you guys are together and we've been seeing each other, blah blah blah. and the guy goes, i have no idea who that is. and also she's insane. it's the exact same thing. only people who are hiding something do this. >> it's not iran, i'll tell you that. >> why? what? how do you know? >> because they say that they're making these sophisticated drones. can anyone name what car iran makes? that's herself. i can't name what car? anything. no one
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knows. and all of a sudden, now they're making these fancy things. i mean, they're getting a little funny from china, i'm sure. but let's get to the bottom of it. why should i know more than our defense? >> i think this is a good question. >> i think if you're bigger, you're safe. i think smaller people like yourself can fit in a little spears. no. for real. like if they kidnap me and my shoulders kept hitting the hole like, sir, we want the big one. we don't have the technology for that. so they have to put we have to put me back. so i think if you're a small and make comments about legs and usually shows up to work here about 5 a.m. should fit right in, you just zoom her up. the only thing is, she's very opinionated, so you're going to bring her back. >> there's no return policy. yeah. >> do you guys remember in men in black when it was the sugar that fed the aliens? and now rfk wants to ban sugar? he might be on to something here. >> you're right. that's true. but okay, here was another thing that came up to me. the last point, andrew, i'll send it to you. it was pointed out to me today that there's no good video of these so-called
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drones, and that's why they think they're just planes going into newark. >> but we've all seen the video. that's what's hilarious is like, we've seen the video. you were watching it in real time. >> they're higher than the plane levels. the helicopters that are trying to look at them, they're significantly higher than they're just that bright because the planes are flying underneath them. >> well, and joey jones said on the five that you can't just shoot them down because they move this way. >> yeah. here's the other thing. all planes, flashlights, helicopters, they have to flash lights. they have to signal these things. don't flash. wait. >> if we shoot them down, will we get in trouble if they don't even know what the hell it is? well, you shoot it down. >> who's he going to call to go home? so you can't. >> no, i'm saying let's shoot him down. and then they'd be like, you can't do that. and you're like, you didn't even know what it was, why can't i? >> you want a bunch of people in new jersey shooting bullets in the air? that's awesome. >> that's a good call. >> usa, usa, shine, shine a green laser on those things and see who knocks on your door. >> then we'll know who they
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turned out. this has led to low self-esteem and expensive therapy, and it goes to show that even with the best plans, raising kids isn't easy. while some parents get blessed with a perfect child. like i did. just kidding. it's not a real kid. okay, kat, you are an expected mom. yes. and what do you think of this idea that people went in and said, okay, i want specifically blue eyes and figuring out a way to do this and think that there wouldn't be any consequences later on. >> yeah, you can't do that. you have to just kind of roll the dice, which is why it's so scary. like, i didn't wait until i was a geriatric pregnancy age to have a kid because i wasn't terrified about what's about to happen. like, this kid could suck this kid, i don't know, and there's really nothing i can do about it. i mean, even in my own family, right? me, me and my two siblings, i love them both. we're all very close. we are all very different people. my sister, we had the same shot at
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the same combination of dna, and yet she's a million times better looking than i am. do you know she grows her hair herself? it's crazy. so you think you can try it? if you try to control it? that's something that you really can't. you really can't control. i mean, i will just wait and see. this kid could be. that's the. that is the. that's the terrifying thing about it. i could be setting myself up to live in a house with a person that's a terrible hang you can't stand. and i put them there. i went through all this just for a kid who grew up to be a terrible personality. >> some of this tyrus is about like, like physical traits that the parents were wanting. >> you know, i think it's funny because, you know, one day at the dinner table, the dad was like $10,000 for this, you know, like, do you know how much it set me back to get your blue eyes and your perfect hair, six foot four, and you can't get your up in the morning and be on time for school. i want a refund. and i would just say, dad, welcome to the world of being a dad. you can pick whoever you want, like
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the four that i had with. they're like, he's six eight, he's a monster. he's an athlete. this is going to be a great husband and dad. you know what i'm saying? like, you just don't know. and it's arrogant and asinine to think if you push so hard for the blue eyes, which is a recessive gene, that you might get some other recessive traits, like dumb ness, you know what i'm saying? like, you know what i'm saying? you can have them all the same, that you can love them the same, read the same stories. one ends up on tv, the other one ends up the assistant to the assistant. minor league, little league t-ball coach, which is no pay. like you just don't know. it's just it's the luck of the draw. yeah, you can't artificially inseminate it and make it great. although, to be honest with you, i wish i would have known about this then, because apparently it's very lucrative. jeff, there's something you might want to think about. apparently they will pay lots of money for tall men's sperm. and these things, you can make millions of
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dollars and have millions of children. and here's the best part. it's anonymous. >> yes, i could be like genghis khan after all. >> and then some short father can be like, he's got a great sense of humor, but he's a moron. how did i get stuck with this kid? >> what are the traits you would try to design? >> tall height. privilege. you know, that's a big one. >> i mean, why do you think that's important? >> well, just people respond better to tall people, you know, like, not women necessarily, but like, tall, like. oh, i like him. he's tall. >> greg still watches, you know. >> yeah. well. and i love greg. he's got different things. you know, i will say also, everything i read about this, i call bs because all the things were like, oh, they're walking around feeling like science experiments. it's more articles about how people are feeling. i don't care. like like, oh, sorry that you feel a certain way. your parents wanted to do the best. they tried their best. grow up. yeah. >> and the rest of us have to walk around knowing that our parents had sex. >> oh. so, you know, that's, you know, that's the normal brother. like, least i'm not a
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science experiment. yeah, they loved me. they bought you. let's get a refund. mom, it's not too late. >> yeah, it seems weird to cry about. >> all right, well, andrew, you're a father, right? yes. how many children do you have? four. whoa. really? yeah. what are the ages? yeah. >> so that's why we're $40,000 in debt. yeah. >> so that's why you were selling pickles on pickles or something? >> pickles. pickles and macaroni salad at a fish festival. so they are four, six, ten and 14. wow. and, you know, like to get emotional on this. as a father, i just find this entire industry to be a little bit disgusting that you would even pick that. right, because like, parenthood is a choose your own adventure in every single road ends up in like mental detention and diapers. that's really what it is. and if you think it's anything else, then you're obviously setting yourself up for failure here. you know, i could care less about how where my kids end up. yeah. you want to raise them a certain way. nature versus nurture. and i think this goes to show in that age old debate that it is nurture or, you know, and not
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the nature piece of this, because clearly, the parents that are paying that much money for their kids to end up looking like the kardashians and it's not working, and then they leave them like destitute on the side of the street, going to some psychologist that, you know, they screwed up when they were raising them. i'm just happy that my kid puts his pants on in the morning. i mean, you know, i would want my nine and ten year old to be thrown 90 mile per hour fastballs. i'm just happy that he puts his cup on the front side of his pants, because for two years, he thought that thing was supposed to be catching something on the back of his pants. well, you know what? >> during covid, they said, dad, this is an awesome mask. >> oh, yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, i wore a jockstrap as a mask for a while. trader joe's did not like it. >> i mean, that is also something like you could you could try to go for somebody that's really good at sports, but then they end up just wanting to be a lawyer and not actually. >> yeah. or they're a bad person, but that's a sport. >> well, that would be bad. >> no, but my brother was always he was very popular in school, very good at sports. i was not and i was not. that's
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the exact same combination of dna. so it doesn't work. it just doesn't. it doesn't work. we're all very different. you have no idea what you're going to get. >> cat. your baby's not going to suck, i hope not, i hope not. >> i'm not having all this heartburn for nothing. >> that's right. indeed. all right, up next, does a wish list show greed or prevent gifts you don't need? >> don't miss the fox nation last chance sale. >> okay, here we go. >> all of fox nation's premium content is yours for only 1.99 a month. the kingdom of god is here. but that's just the beginning. join now and you'll get all of fox nation's new exclusive series. >> he's not a prophet, just an ordinary man who bleeds like everyone else. >> we need you. they need me. >> i want to do my part for what these men risked so long ago. >> these are the true stories behind their legends. >> when you're at a dinner party, do you ever feel like you have to break away for a commercial? >> i love doing what i do.
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any chance you're single? >> yeah. yeah, exactly, exactly. >> okay, so now we know. >> okay. i don't know. >> books, i guess. >> yeah, books. >> i can help you with that. read some books. dana, you can have all those that are right there in the center of the table. they've been here for four years. >> books. >> all right. andrew. gen z, in particular, seems to prefer lists because they don't like surprises. they don't want any surprises. they want everything to be known so that they don't have to be anxious. >> yeah, that's a really good point, too, because i can imagine that, right? like they get a gift that they weren't expecting and suddenly it's like, where's my where's my xanax? oh, this isn't working out. i could see that happening. i love lists because it reduces waste, right? and i'm a chef, so it's all about cutting waste. look at how much waste there is when you go into a store. the target $1 section. granted, i buy everything in that rack. it's like i don't need any of it. everything is junk. it's waste. get the list right. what you need. stop wasting people's time. stop wasting all that chinese plastic that ends up in the ocean anyways. and there you go. and you know what's really funny too, is that for the first time in my life, at the
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age of 44, you know what my list was this year? socks and undershirts. >> you're a dad. >> yeah. >> you are a true dad now. well, to that point, tyrus, according to the guardian newspaper, are we calling that newspaper? but nearly 5 billion pounds of gift returns end up in landfills every year. so that's a lot of waste. >> no, i actually did a monologue about this a couple of weeks ago because we they talk about, you want to save the environment to all the cheap dads out there. stop buying. so because it's true, the grinch, jim carrey's grinch had the best. all your gifts and toys end up in garbage and giant landfills. you don't need an iphone every year, kids. you don't because it just. and that even adds to more chemical waste and stuff like that. so the list is important, but the list is suggestive. it's not guaranteed. now, i asked for my kids all the just give me your christmas list and i'll get it to santa. and then, you know, he'll go through the naughty and nice list or whatever, but and then you can shorten it down, but you shouldn't get it. but here's the deal. anyone who
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puts their list on social media. i'm not getting a because. how dare you? first of all, because first of all, that's attention seeking. two that gives creepy men hope. you know, like all of a sudden you have a strange guy wanting to buy you those, you know, whatever it is they're asking for. so you give me your list, i'll take it under consideration based on your behavior for the year, and then you will get it or not. >> i like that, but apparently they're also making anti wish list things so that they won't get something that they don't want. >> that's funny. >> that's rude. it's just so weird because imagine someone gets you. look i think that i agree lists are for little kids to give lists to santa. they're not for teenagers to be posting on social media. and also, if my kid you have to hang out with me enough for me to know, like what kind of stuff you want, you know, i'm not going to just like, look at you. you can't just send me a link to your page, right? like, i will lose my like, they're upstairs
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