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[cheering and applause] >> i'm tom shillue in for greg on this special edition of "gutfeld!." it's friday to let's welcome tonight's guests. host of the adam corola show! fox and friends co-host todd pyrell. as a pregnant libertarian, she's reading murray rothbard for two, kat timpf! and he also wrestles with the big issues. "new york times" best selling

author and world champion tyrus! before we get to some new stories, let's do this... >> announcer: greg's leftovers! mmm! >> it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. new york mayor discussed the migrant crisis, pressures on infrastructure and challenges for law enforcement. according to a house report on trump's attempted assassin, a secret service agent may have been only 5 feet away when he fired six times at ruth and missed him every time. the agent has since been transferred to the imperial storm troopers. [laughter] sports news, bill belichick will take over the football program at the university of north

carolina. he says he can't wait to start the season, and his girlfriend can't wait to start classes. [laughter] a defund the police activist in san francisco is complaining after thieves stole a u-haul filled with all her possessions. the cops are on the lookout for a truck filled with fancy feast and lexapro. netflix announced the entertainer will be maria carey. dick van dyke turns 99 today! [cheering and applause] and to ensure he makes it to 100 we've sent him a year's supply of balance of nature. [laughter] this week elizabeth warren said

that the murder of unitedhealthcare ceo brian thompson was wrong but people can only be pushed so far which is the same thing jill biden says when approaching a staircase with her husband. okay! now to the searing monolog. dems are worried about guacamole while the border needs a goalie as the incoming trump administration vows to fix the border mess, the left is focused on collateral damage from trump's actions namely how his proposed tariffs on mexico and the deportation of illegal aliens will impact avocados. for the record, avocados are technically a fruit, and this is technically a vegetable. [laughter] [applause] "the new york times" writes prepare for guacamole to be a luxury item.

what does that make "the new york times" which i use as a place mat when i eat guacamole. two thirds of vegetables and half of fruit and nut imports to the united states come from mexico and how many avocados? 90%. no more avocado toast? what will millennials eat when they listen to true crime podcasts? what about all those illegal aliens who are about to get deported? they're the ones the dems want to keep in the fields doing the jobs that are beneath the elites like farm labor, janitorial work or marrying elon omar. sure, biden's unchecked immigration has taken jobs away from hard-working americans. what's the times worried about? higher prices for guacamole. regular americans are worried about crime from violent illegal alien thugs. if that means less fentanyl,

we'll take the hit on condiments, thank you, but try telling that to the mainstream media and the white house. on his way out the door, biden seems to be doing everything he can to screw up trump's plan for a secure border. as the daily wire reports, they joe, just because you keep walking in to walls doesn't mean the rest of us don't like them! [applause] "the daily wire" obtained video of huge metal sections of the border wall at an auction site ready to be sold to the highest bidder. fox reached out to the white house to comment. they haven't returned our calls yet. bidding reportedly starts at just 5 bucks per wall panel. 5 bucks! seems like that money could be better spent on a side of guac and chips. that is right! okay.

adam, you're from california. do they have avocados in california or do we import them all? >> they're all there. when i get off the plane, i get pelted with avocados. >> look, this is what the democrats are worried about. of course they're all warning us about the dangers of tariffs, but guacamole prices, all prices are up anyway. can they go up much further from there? >> guacamole should be a luxury item. nobody needs guacamole. like, there's never a sinking ship and the guy goes, all right, we need water rations, we need to get the chickens on to the life boat and who's got the guacamole! never heard any old settlers talking about -- the donner party didn't die because they ran out of guacamole. we like it but we'd rather have a secure border than guacamole. >> yes, yes! [applause]

todd, i made a joke about you being a mannequin but you're not a mannequin, todd. you are a great man. do you like guacamole? i find it a little bit much for me. i like to make it myself. >> i love guacamole but here's the point, if i have to pay an extra dollar to your point for avocados in order to keep fentanyl and illegal immigration and cartels out of the country, okay, i'll do that. if it puts pressure on mexico to do their job to keep those bad things from infecting my nation, especially my kids, i'm all for it. but i think you hit this. it's part of a bigger issue. there's a segment of our society that doesn't care about what tom homan's going to do, what trump is going to do. they want illegal immigration. my takeaway is this... the illegal immigrants that tom homan and donald trump want to get out of the country, they're not the ones picking avocados. they're the ones picking pockets in time square and that's real! they're criminals!

we see them in the area all the time. so, yes, i understand the deportation process could go beyond that. but for starters, let's get rid of the really bad guys who have no right to be here and are making our country less safe. >> that's it, that's it. [applause] tyrus, you see mayor adams at his press conferences now. he's not like "the new york times." he's not saying, watch out, guacamole prices are going to go up. he's talking about the problems because of the migrant crisis in this city. >> they forgot they elected a police officer and he wants to do police officer things like keep the streets safe for people. but i think the bigger issue is whom is the editor that okayed this story? somebody sat up at night, kat, and says i've got a great answer for what's going on with the border. if we compare the price for guacamole with illegal immigrants and drugs coming in the nation, america's going to get it and then they wrote it.

they spell checked it. they gave it to a.i. to make sure it flowed right. and then they walked in to their editor's office and say hit the print with this! like, this is the stupidest comparison ever. this would be like gutfeld and talking about skyscrapers. there is nothing close between the two. it's like having a child at 60. it's dangerously weird. [laughter] >> let the record reflect i put my tea down to applaud! >> i for one think short people should be allowed to speak about architecture. so we may disagree. >> what are your thoughts on having a baby at 60? >> i should ask my 23-year-old girlfriend! [laughter] >> it could happen. kat, it was clueless of these people but that's the kind of -- "new york times" editors, that's what they're worried about, the

yoga pants and the guacamole, right? >> tariffs do often present as attacks on the american consumer. i think that's, okay, an important discussion to have. i understand that. also there's the argument he's using it as a negotiating tactic, so on and so forth. but when the frame of your entire argument is simply avocados and guacamole, that isn't that persuasive. i see what you're saying but it's not that good. it's not that good. like, it's fine. i think that a lot of people pretend it's better than it is. and you feel better about it than getting what you really want which is the queso. you're not supposed to be eating a whole avocado. you want me to return everyone's mexican food experience? four tortilla chips equals one tortilla. >> hey, just to add a little bit to that, i lived in sunland,

tahonga when i was a young kid. i spent most of my childhood raking up mushy brown avocados. i hate 'em. they don't even hold up long enough to throw at a car when it goes by. it doesn't stay green for long. it's like baby [bleep]. it's everywhere. the flies won't even stand on it. it's the worst fruit tree ever! it's terrible! >> just get the queso. >> a counter-argument... as a youth i used to commute through the sunland tahunga area and avoided avocados because they disintegrated on the ground. i saw young tyrus, only 6'8" at the time. he was about 325 and i'd see him crying trying to get this avocado out of his hand as we went by on our way to school. >> because, oh, the nice thing,

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>> a story in five words! >> yes, a story in five words. biden pardons and commutes thousands. todd, we've been talking about this all day, about 1,500 sentences were commuted.

i think there was 39 actual pardons, but this is -- these are record numbers. what do you think of this? >> did he think, hey, if i do it right around the time that i pardon hunter, nobody will notice. it will all just get lumped together? i feel like that's what his mindset is. i understand it is part and parcel for the president to issue these pardons and clemency. but at the end of the day when you go down the list, some of the individuals probably to the people in this room do not seem like they're the ones that are worthy. i get it. if you were convicted of a low-level drug offence, it happened to be a federal drug offence, who is it helping to have you locked up? who is it helping to have you have the sentence that's going to follow you around for the rest of your life, right, and keep you from doing good things in society? i get that. there's that story out of pennsylvania that i know we've been focused on here at the network of this judge who put 2,500 people --

>> he's called the kids for cash judge! >> i don't understand what a 72-year-old guy, he's not going to get reformed. he's not going to go out there and, like, resuscitate his life. no, he harmed 2,500 kids and now he gets to walk free and enjoy the rest of his retirement in florida. after saying i'm not going to pardon hunter. >> kat, this guy, he wouldn't sell children. he took money to send children to certain kind of for-profit institutions. is that what it was? >> yeah. that's selling children. >> it is kind of selling children! >> no, it is what you're doing. you're selling children in to, i don't know, captivity essentially in prison? it's horrible. i think it's one thing, as you said, to say non-violent drug offenders and then there's -- the guy is known as the kids for cash guy. the kids for cash judge who has this position -- he wasn't even

just selling kids on the side, you know what i mean? he was using his position as a judge, his position of power to sell kids. so it was abuse of power and selling kids and he's like, oh, yeah, that's the guy. we need that guy in society. that's crazy to me. >> i've got a beef with this guy for different reasons. >> okay. >> i bought two of those kids! [laughter] when i opened the box, it was junk! i tried to take it back -- first of all, i couldn't even ride one of 'em, i mean, they were that small. oh, you laugh! get the hell outta here! you laughed 20 seconds ago when i said i bought kids! i just kept the extension of the joke going and all of a sudden everyone's panties are in a bunch? get the hell outta here! >> adam, what's your theory -- i'm assuming he must have given some money to democrats or biden at some point.

>> i don't think biden knows what or who he's pardoning at this stage of the game. >> i was going to say that. >> i think he started with the thanksgiving turkeys and he just kept going. [laughter] >> he just did the two turkeys, he moved on to hunter, and now people just keep putting names in front of him and holding his hand while he signs something. >> it's probably true. tyrus, why didn't he do hunter with the 1,500? it seems like he could have killed -- at least tamped down the story of hunter a little bit. >> i'm going to ask you to hit replay on what adam just said. >> about riding the kids? [laughter] >> all right, listen. he's not making these decisions. he's not doing anything. like i said, if he's getting his breathing in and his cream of wheat soup, he's had a good day. i think the more alarming thing is when you look at this entire, if i can bring the temperature down just a bit, if we look at

how this administration has been towards children the entire time. so then pardoning a guy like that just kind of fits in to this administration. they set up rules to protect the groomers at school, not telling mom and dad wasn't to protect the kids. it was to protect the groomers. what do you think happened to those children in those prisons? what do you think they were being sent there for? the people that were bringing them in, do you think they were there to reform them? no. what do you think their life's like when they did get out? again, this entire administration, we hear about the hundreds of thousands of children that are missing from the border. they pardoned guys like this. this ain't a conspiracy. if you look at this entire administration, the best thing about ending this administration is our children might be safe again. [applause] >> there you go! make your children safe again. what do you think about pardons as a general thing? it's very regal, isn't it, kat? it's kind of like a kingly thing

that we give these presidents. >> i feel like if i were the president, i would at least pretend to have it be for some other reason than my own self. you know, pardon some people with different political views. don't make -- the whole thing is so weird. the fact that he pardoned his son is crazy. after swearing up and down he wouldn't, i mean, like, we've really reached something there. >> that's what bothers people, the fact that he lied about it for so long, said he would not do it and he did it. >> if i were a crackhead in prison, i would be pissed off. i would be pissed off. all the forgotten crack heads in prison, i have not forgotten about you, okay? >> tiger king! >> i would pardon all of the crack heads who do not have presidents for dads. >> in future let's do a pardon

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some even entered the building and other restricted areas without authorization. but despite their actions, none of those feds have been prosecuted. the report clarified that while no fbi agents orchestrated the riot, some were present on their own initiative. with only three tasked to monitor specific individuals. present on their own initiative? give me a break. in there's one thing we know about government employees, they don't show up on their day off! [laughter] meanwhile, president-elect trump has announced plans to pardon most of the people involved on january 6th, telling nbc's kristin welker he'll start the process on day one. >> you promised to pardon those who attacked the capitol on january 6th. are you still vowing to follow through with that promise? >> we're looking at it right now. most likely yeah. those people have suffered long and hard, and there may be some exceptions to it. i have to look. these people have suffered.

their lives have been destroyed. i'm going to be acting very quickly. >> within your first 100 days, first day? >> first day. [applause] >> hey, first day! if you need some help, i know a guy who is an expert at giving pardons. [laughter] okay. what do you think, adam? does this make you trust the government more or less? >> well, covid made me trust them the least and we're in the basement now in the trust department with the government after the whole covid thing. oh, i'm back! an innocent joke about riding a kid! okay, so they always say it's the lie not necessarily the crime. like, martha stewart had to go in the joint not because of the selling off of the property, the wall street stuff but it was lying about it what they got her

on. so in terms of january 6th, that's supposed to be the crime. but then what about the january 6th committee and all the people who lied about the crime? so if martha stewart is in for lying about a thing that happened, then what about all the politicians that lied about january 6th? when do they go in the joint? >> exactly. now, kat, do you agree with me? i think it doesn't matter what they were doing. the government says, well, they weren't inciting any violence. i'm saying if they're there, that right there -- >> some of them were in the capitol too. >> they went in with them. >> isn't that literally what mob mentality is? is that -- okay, i see this person doing so it must be okay if i'm doing it. i was confused reading the story. how could they have the findings that they weren't egging anyone on but also they were in the building? if you understand what mob mentality is, then being in the building, isn't that kind of what that is? >> yeah.

>> and also, in addition to that, regardless of any of that, the fact that you couldn't even suggest that you thought that maybe there was a possibility that maybe they were there, that was a right wing -- and then you should be deplatformed and you should never speak again. how many times do we have to go through this before it's, like, you know -- but the good news is i think a lot of people, fewer and fewer people are -- they don't trust the government any more. how are you going to say don't say that it's a conspiracy about literally anything any more? how? >> because we've seen it. >> how many conspiracies have turned out to be the truth. you can't say that any more. you can't. >> todd, are you happy with what president trump said? he said most of them he's going to start on day one, but i think it should be blanket. if there were feds there, they all have to go. >> what i find fascinating about trump pardoning these individuals is i wonder if the left is going to be as fired up as we think they are about these

pardons. now that getting trump is off the table. because the january 6th case against trump is gone. and i almost feel the left was so happy that all these people were in jail because it kind of kept the spotlight on donald trump for what he did on that day. now that trump's, you know, off the hook here, i wonder if when these individuals are pardoned, the left is going to go after them or there's going to be, you know, it doesn't matter any more. we can't keep trump out of the oval office again so whatever. i'm really curious to see the reaction. i don't know which way they're going to go because i feel like they're so defeated right now, they may just view this as an opportunity to resist more or they may just say f it. i really don't know. one person. i got one person. >> here's a question... after the show, i'm thinking of buying kids. [cheering and applause] >> i thought we had moved on from that tyrus. i thought it was behind us.

>> i honestly wish i had gone with that option. >> buying the kid? >> it would be a lot easier. it would be a lot easier on my body and my mind. i don't care if you applaud me. at least i would feel good. >> tyrus, i like todd's point. these people were collateral for trump. they were always after trump, right? >> i think eventually this will be rephrased as the january 6th opportunity. i think the reason why -- again, this is my opinion, when you look at the agents there, somebody had to rally them up. experts telling them how to do things, where to go. i think they looked at this like this is how we get him. he was already upset, outraged about the election. he had questions about -- we all know the story, and they saw this as an opportunity and it was happening and it was building. they saw an opportunity. if you have federal agents on the ground with this mob going and you have the police there and pe

pulled out and said fbi, everybody down, you're not going in there and the police came out and they heard -- they never would have gone in. it looks more and more like they were guiding them because this is how we get 'em. this is how we get 'em. [applause] so they're not just going to oh, we're going to let it go. it's going to be cover your own ass. they're going to continue to fight and demand -- how dare you. eventually you're going to follow, to his point, the lies, and the lies are going to be government officials. pelosi basically could have ended it all with the national guard. her own daughter is filming here and she chose not to do it. why? because it wasn't part of the plan in my opinion. >> coming up, his spotify rap was full of crap. [applause] i was stuck. unresolved depression symptoms were in my way. i needed more from my antidepressant. vraylar helped give it a lift. adding vraylar to an antidepressant

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new jersey democrat congressman josh godheimer is being called out for creating a fake spotify rap list to make his taste in music seem cooler. spotify wrapped is a shareable list of your top five songs of the year. he tweeted out his list which was all bruce springsteen songs along with the comment "no surprises here." but eagle eyed users quickly questioned if it was doctored when they noticed the font was all wrong, and it turns out he did fake the list. godheimer said it was a fun holiday tweet and he told local news if he didn't share his account with his 12 and 15-year-old kids his list would be all springsteen songs! nice move, dad, blame it all on the kids! >> what a weirdo! >> i love this story. >> i love it so much because also let's say you listen to the most bruce springsteen. okay.

who cares? is that like really cool? >> i guess he thinks that's a jersey thing that they all want to be associated with the boss. >> oh, man. this is so -- i bet he's really embarrassed. however embarrassed you are, you're not embarrassed enough. >> he tried to take it -- todd, he said it was a silly joke but it wasn't a joke because he had to cut and paste that thing, and he put the picture together of all the bruce springsteen songs and then he tweeted out -- and my favorite part in the tweet, he said no surprises. yeah, no surprises, you made it! >> and i think that's the big takeaway from the story because, yeah, bruce is a jersey thing but you want to know what another jersey is, spoken from a true jerseyite, it's called authenticity. as somebody who grew up in jersey, when i moved to california, speaking of california, they were, like, hey, bro, dial todd back a bit. you're a little bit too authentic. cue tyrus to make a joke about me. he's passing. [laughter] the point is if you want to win

in the state of new jersey, you've got to follow the trump playbook against kamala. trump was trump throughout and kamala just could never fool us in to believing she was something we knew she wasn't. this is that attempt to be, like, look at me, i'm fun! i like bruce, yay new jersey! i can sing sinatra. they will hammer him on this. i know it seems like it shouldn't be an election issue, but i'm serious. this could be important in this race especially for republicans who want to turn this state red and think they can in '25. [applause] >> tom, i actually don't think he did what you did. i think he directed someone on his staff to probably create that. >> he paid somebody to make his little graphic! tyrus, i mean, what should be his punishment? >> no one should vote for him. if somebody -- first of all,

bruce springsteen's top five songs aren't his, okay? no one loves the boss that much, especially the boss now, okay? like, the one who made the kamala video. ain't nobody want to hear that stuff. take your hungry heart somewhere else. but if you take that much time and energy to do a little thing, then what are you doing with our budget? what are you doing with laws and things you're supposed to be doing? i wouldn't want this guy anywhere near my legislation or my city because if he's willing to cheat at something that nobody cares about -- here would have been a better answer, i'm too busy trying to solve problems to listen to music right now. i'm trying to get us back from covid. i'm trying to get our grades up in our schools, our streets safe. i'm sorry, i don't have time for spotify. whoa! mr [applause] . >> i remember in the '90s when you were auditioning for mtv, they would ask you what's on

your ipod. i used to make up some rock band because i was listening to rockapella or bing crosby and i didn't want to write that on the résumé. you know what i mean? >> okay, couple of things... i have some sympathy because i did meet a hot chick from jersey once and i did pretend like i liked bon jovi. but that's a male thing. bigger picture, this thing that politicians need to pretend like they are whoever their constituency might be. like, we just went through kamala saying i grew up middle class, you know, oakland, jenny from the block, worked at mcdonald's. if i get in front of this organization, i'll sound black. if i get in front of this organization, i'll sound hispanic. if i get in front of that organization -- they never sound asian. no one does that.

but the point is trump won because he was, like, i wear a suit all the time. i don't wear a flannel shirt when i'm in minnesota. only thing he added was a smock at mcdonald's at the drive-thru! stop trying to be like everybody and go, oh, have good policy. focus on problems. who cares what you listen to. who cares where your parents are from. who cares where you grew up. just get the hell to work. [applause] just get to work! >> so true. and trump would embrace it. they used to always try to associate him with the poorly educated and he says i love the poorly educated. up next, viewer mail. don't go away!

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>> they get me combination gifts. it's like family outings. hey, dad, we're all going to the cayman islands. merry christmas! i'm like... >> you don't want to go. >> you know what i'm sayin'? it's always a group thing or socks that don't fit. a lot of my kids still think i wear extra large. or they'll buy me things that are going to end up being theirs. i'm like, oh, wow, this lego set is awesome, son! you want to build it for me? oh, if you don't mind, i guess i will! >> todd, go-to gifts? >> i'm not a collector. i'll -- even though i'm exhausted, i will go through and clean the house. i don't like waste. i don't collect -- yeah, it's crazy, right? >> we should get you therapy for christmas! >> do i not strike you as completely stable? >> i would love to get therapy

for christmas. it's expensive! it's expensive! >> what do you like? you probably don't collect things... >> no. what's your go-to gift? i don't know. my auntie barbara gets me socks because i don't have any socks. >> and now it will be all baby stuff? it's all about the kids. adam, what do you think? i bet you do collect things. >> i had a secret santa thing at work one year. i got a kid. [laughter] i should have seen by the way it was wrapped. i thought i knew what it was. i thought it was a golf bag initially. here's what i want to say to everybody... where's my camera? >> right there. >> you have to either have a sports team that you like and follow or a booze you like, scotch, wine, whatever it is. you sober people that don't have

teams, we don't know what [bleep] to buy! [applause] it's so easy when you drink a lot! so easy to buy for me? just swing by and grab a couple of bottles of scotch! >> break that addiction, please! >> which sitcom dad do you think greg will be like? oh, this is a good one. what do you think, todd? >> hands down, frank costanza! there will be a lot of yelling. >> his old ass dad! >> what do you think, tyrus? >> was there any grandfathers? what was the grandfather in the waltons? >> grandpa walton. >> but grandpa's dad. >> zeke! zeke walton! >> think of the oldest guy ever to be on a sitcom, dad. >> are there any sitcoms where there's a dad who is a vampire? aren't vampires, like, 10

million thousand years old? >> just that's it. somebody old. i was thinking -- what do you think, adam? >> i was thinking robert reid, the dad from "brady bunch" because later it turned out he was gay. [laughter] >> keep an eye on gutfeld! >> what christmas song annoys you or makes you cringe? you must have one of these, kat. >> most of them sadly. ooh! >> you don't like christmas music? >> i like some of it. i like the 'n sync song. that's my karaoke song. >> i don't even know that one. >> and i like carol of the bells. >> that was going to be my negative one! >> really! what is wrong with you!

>> stresses me out? >> it's like christmas! let's [bleep] go! >> it sounds like a nazi marching song, doesn't it? >> i actually like it when it's just the bells, when it's ting a ling. but when people are singing... [laughter] >> i like it. >> todd, what do you think? >> band aids, do they know it's christmas. great attempt to end famine. bad for the majesty of song. >> yeah. so you hate that song. >> not a fan. >> it's not a bad melody. i thought that was a better tune than "we are the world" which was kind of all over the place. >> it was a bit racist. they don't even know it's christmas because they have no snow. like, clearly no one had been to africa because it's a place called mount kilimanjaro which has got snow year-round. >> it's so true! they acted like everyone in africa was... >> oh, no, no, just the birthday

because it's no snow. >> i'm from north hollywood, california. we didn't get snow. we knew it was christmas! i grew up in california too. it was like one year it was a blanket of snow that lasted for four hours. by the time you got dressed to go outside it was mush but we still got it. usually december was 65, 75. but we still knew it was christmas. >> what song don't you like, tyrus? >> what song don't i like? >> what song bothers you? >> that means i would have to play christmas songs on the regular to pick one. i don't do the whole christmas song thing. but there was one song whether we did our podcast, kat, do you remember the name of it? it had a lyric where they kept getting phone calls of horrible things happening and they're like, oh, breaking news, a bus just caught on fire and everybody died! and then the mother looks at the kids and the kids were so selfish about their dad dying on the bus. the daughter was like, who is going to walk me down the aisle? and then the son was like, who

is going to teach me how to be a man? it was, like, well, the neighbor. eventually the door bells rings and it's dad and everyone's happy with presents and they completely forget about the busload of people who died in the fire and i'm pretty sure dad didn't help anybody and stole all the gifts and brought 'em home. >> you've got a song you hate? >> i think burl ives may have sung that one. "so this is christmas" by john lennon. >> so true! don't go away. we'll be right back. ♪far-xi-ga♪ ♪far-xi-ga♪ ask your doctor about farxiga. (dr. david jeremiah) our world is not getting better. in our hearts we know that. and the bible says, "we groan for the coming of this new world." i'm not talking about heaven. i'm talking about a better world on planet earth.

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