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[applause] >> happy tuesday everyone, in for greg gutfeld, let's kick things off with some jokes. rosie o'donnell took to tik tok to see if you "time" magazine for naming trump as man of the year. adding that award belonged to me. [applause] >> vending machines that dispense ammunition are coming to you as grocery stores. as a result, cashiers are planning to loosen up the eight items or less rule in the express lane. in a new study, rats are learning to drive miniature cars and they seem to enjoy it. rats of course are a lot like uber drivers, only they have better hygiene. [applause]

that's a new york thing, right? yesterday, a magnitude to .8 earthquake shock the los angeles area. tremors were so powerful some shoppers at target actually dropped the merchandise they were stealing. a d.j. stabbed by a dancer at a vegan strip club said it felt like he was being attacked by a 500-pound man. but investigators say he is just really weak from being a vegan. now to the monologue! trumps press conference yesterday gave some insight into what his second term is going to look like. and it seems to because for celebration. it was a freewheeling press without any notes or a teleprompter and he didn't have any reproof list or reporters or prewritten questions. you can tell because he, of course, out a lot of questions like this. >> are you entertaining the idea of strikes against iran's nuclear facilities? >> what? >> against iran's nuclear

facilities? >> it is a wonderful question but am i going to do preemptive strikes? why would i say that? can you imagine? if i said yes or no? they would say that was strange she answered it. am i going to do preemptive strikes on around? is that a serious question? how could i answer a question like that? >> how could he answer a question like that? that would ruin the surprise. like me saying that in the sixth sense, bruce willis is dead the whole time. which i would never do. trump also demonstrated the art of the deal with the diminutive ceo of softbank who just pledged 100 billion-dollar investment in the united states. what do you think trump said to that? that sounds good enough? not quite. >> would you make it $200 million? we could actually afford to do that. we can do that.

>> well my promises 100. but he is not asking to do more. i will try to make it happen. >> all right, 200. [laughter] 200 million-dollar investment. >> he is a great negotiator. >> tom: he is. trump drives a harder bargain with japan than godzilla. and trump wasn't happy with the news that the biden administration is auctioning off pieces of his border wall for pennies on the dollar. but is it very powerful steel? is it hard steel? >> it's very powerful steel, it's very hard steel. it's a special type of steel. very hard to cut. inside the steel, then we put an anti-climb plate at the top and i didn't like the look of it. but then when i watched we had people testing, we had mountain climbers actually testing and they were not able to get over the anti-climb plates so i said

all right, i guess we will put it on. that plate on top, which i never loved the look of it but it works so unbelievably well, you have to do it. >> tom: yes, you do. [laughter] by the way, judge jeanine purchase some of the wall just to keep greg from her staff -- stash of sugar. so we have two of trump's favourite subjects, economic growth and securing the border. but will he take a look at tik tok? >> we will take a look at tik tok. i have a warm spot in my heart for tik tok because i one youth by 34 points. and there are those that say that tik tok has something to do with that. now joe rogan did and some of the other people that were recommended by my son baron khaki new names. i said who is that? tell me who's that? dad, you have to be kidding, i don't believe you don't know. and i did those interviews and it was actually sort of cute. >> tom: it was cute, actually.

and it wasn't baron who introduced is that that tiny little man he never heard of. the media has been fearmongering about trumps plans from rfk jr., think he wants to, quote, bring back polio which is basically this years, he's he's telling us to drink bleach. but does he think that you're going to find bobby is a very rational guy? >> i think you're going to find that bobby is a very rational guy. i found him to be very rational. you're not going to lose the polio vaccine, that's not going to happen. and how about those mysterious drones popping up over other states up and down the east coast? does our military know where they took off from? >> our military knows where they took off from. if it is a garage, they can go right into the garage. they know where it came from and where it went. and for some reason, they don't want to comment. for some reason they want to

keep people in suspense. >> i don't want the military in my garage unless they look like pete. [applause] but overall it was an hour and a half tour de force and trump was clearing a path to govern. we don't want to get ahead of ourselves but we finally have a reason to be optimistic about making america great again? i hope so. [cheering and applause] [cheering] i hope so. because then i can put my solo flex back in my bomb shelter. >> announcer: period. >> tom: let's welcome tonight's guess. his shows are the perfect gift for people who cannot afford coal, writer and comedian, joe devito. he grew a beard so bouncers would stop asking for his i.d., host of the guy benson show, guy

benson. she's deductive and reproductive. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat tmpf. and he will refute your fables and slam you through a table, "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheering and applause] all right, guy, thanks for coming. >> thank for having me. although i love you tom, i'm a little sad that greg is not here because i wanted to complement him and congratulate him. not on the birth of his child, "i would do that as well, i'm not a monster. but before he left on leave khaki made a very funny joke about pete as well. he was about the whole confirmation process and the controversy and greg put up a montage of images of pete and then came back and said back i think i just turned. which, i give him grief and back and forth is genuinely funny. >> tom: is that the way it

happens, guy? >> just turned. that's good. here's the thing about the press conference yesterday. i was watching it, i was on the cochair waiting to go on the air like, okay,, will we have a show or not? will he go two hours? he went over an hour and i don't know if you felt the same way but there were times where i had to remind myself that he is not president yet. it kind of feels like he is the president. people say its like he is acting president. and you can see actually seeping into the mentality even of the people who hate him. where i'm seeing on social media that friends and strangers blaming trump for things that are happening right now. he's not president. it is still your guy. i think biden will do this some point. he's like my successor has done fill in the blank. you'd, you are in office for the next 35 days and people are just over it. they have skipped ahead khaki does not have the authority. >> tom: it's so true. we all feel that way, we are feeling optimistic, right, joe?

i saw you laughing along with this clip. he does have a great sense of comic timing. would you say he is a colleague of yours in the world of stand-up comedy? >> he is very funny and by the way, things for ruining the ending to the sixth sense. >> tom: i know! >> you did not give me hardly any time to watch it. it just came out. >> if you have anything to say but the crying game, i don't want to hear about it. >> don't tell me what happens in titanic. >> trump is really funny and it is a good contrast to when biden used to say some nonsense and they go no joke and people say that's not a joke, yes. i think you can tell he has the press on their heels because the gotcha questions are getting more and more ridiculous. mr. president, you have any secret plans you can fill us in on right now? if you bomb tehran will you send them a save the date email first?

and now you have this relationship where we can say to him, that's a stupid question, "are you wasting our time with that? i like that it is such a contrast, like i said. you see people moaning about why trump doesn't do something about it. because he hasn't taken over yet! and i do like that he is now pairing up with eric adams in new york. these people are coming around. eric adams wants to address the migrant crisis. >> he wants a pardon is what he wants. >> yes. but he is saying send them back and i think eric adams is the man to do it because he does get those good deals on airfare. >> so true. >> if they don't mind on the way to guadalajara they just have to change planes in istanbul. >> tom: kat what was your favourite clip? >> the iran one. are you planning any secret attacks? it was great the way he handled it. because imagine being that reporter. how do you feel after that?

can you imagine if i answer that question? if it was biden he would have answered it somehow. in a way that he would have just picked one. he would have either pick yes or no, rabble off about something else and then his team would have had to clean it up. this major geopolitical statement would have made it. until he got to the point where we stopped taking anything that he had to say seriously. where he is the leader of the free world but -- i knew this was years ago but when he said he had cancer and never owned was like couldn't have possibly thought he said he had cancer, what he said. it's like, okay,, this is insane, we can take this person at their word anymore. i thought it was fun to watch, to. and i think the way he answered it was kind of enough of a zinger but he wasn't out right mean khaki wasn't outright mean to anybody where it was like that's too much, too far, like he was having a tough time. >> he was rolling with it. and you know, you have interviewed him.

was the work you like to use... the weave. he was doing the weave a lot in the press conference. >> you have to give -- i hate saying this but you have to give the media a break. they haven't been able to ask him questions in three to half years so that guy was so excited khaki was like i'm going to ask the best question i have. server, are you planning to bomb iran? because before they would have been like sir -- sorry. are you happy today? what's the card say? yes, you are. and kat, what biden would have said is he would have started to say something and then said no, i'll get in trouble. i'm going to get in trouble. and that further lets you know he is not running the country. he came back from his press conference and there was someone waiting with a wooden spoon. are we talking out of turn again? how many times has pelosi told you not to talk to the press? so it is a completely new world

and an opportunity and i hope the journalists will use this to reset and get back to journaling because he is ready for it. just when we did our sit down, there was no hay, what questions do you want to ask? plus they knew better. i am a dog chasing attire, i want to see how it goes. so it is good to see a president who can think on his feet, answer correctly and not afterwards have a team of scientists get together and try to form what the [bleep] he just said. >> yes! all right, up next, a kamala staffer let slip how the democrats lost their grip. [cheering and applause] family cookouts! ♪ playing games! ♪ dancing in the par... (high pitched sound)

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♪ ♪ >> tom: did voters show harris the door because they lost the culture war? rob flaherty, kamala's digital chief and campaign manager is admitting the democrats are, quote, "losing hold of culture and it is slipping through their hands like a wine glass at a dd party. namely when it comes to sports. he told some that sports and culture have merged together and as sports culture became more publicly and sort of natively associated with this trump conservative set of values and got more complicated for athletes to come out in favour of us. i got more calmly catered for sports personalities to take us on there shows because they did not want to, quote, to politics. translation, democrats have lost more athletes than cuba. although he did not reveal which high-profile sports pod casters declined interviews, rob also says there is no value in

speaking to "the new york times" or "the washington post" during a general election since their readers are already with them. but he was not done spilling the beans. he recently admitted the mainstream media and hollywood are the left's best friends. >> for the left, are amplification ecosystem is the mainstream media and hollywood. and they don't really mess with us don't really -- they are not actually allies. and they are not where these voters who don't want to pay attention to politics are so that prisons a real issue for us as the party of institutions at a time when people hate institutions. >> tom: that's a weird theory. maybe everyone was sick of democrats to begin with and then kamala turned out to be the worst candidate anyone has ever seen. that have been the problem? maybe. [applause] kat, review impressed he was saying what we all seem to know anyway?

that the left has been on their side and in the tank for them? >> impressed? no. it is so extremely and incredibly obvious. you need to take that further and say you still lost but then i still heard a sense of victimhood in there. i still heard a sense of, yeah,, there on our side and boy isn't that tough arrest given the fact that people don't really like institutions right now? that is on insane -- to have that acknowledgement of we have all the stuff in the tank for us and we still lost and then still somehow make yourself the victim. that takes a lot of twisting and you need to actually do the opposite of that and say we had all of this and we still messed up, how did we do that? how did we, ourselves, mess that up? and not some other amorphous them or that people don't trust us and there's nothing we can do. you need to put yourself in the active role of the sentence and say what could you do differently, what did you do wrong? >> tom: look at yourself first, that's right. tyrus, you think his theory is right? he had this whole thing about

how the sports world has gone to the values of conservative america, is that really true? >> no. again, to be fair khaki doesn't watch sports. because this whole -- the support on the right just started happening where athletes are no longer afraid of losing sponsorships and their jobs because it was all about you had to be on the left side. the left needed athletes and celebrities to do their commercials because they didn't care about everyday people. why don't you just -- they are always trying to micromanage. you got your butt kicked because you are out of touch, your candidate was a and then when you sit down to talk about it you sound like a starbucks girl. what happened was that we were out of touch with everybody and... i'm like shut the [bleep] up! that's why you lost! do some push-ups, "outside and play in the grass!

they just -- they don't get it and i'm fine with it. >> tom: guy, i saw you for a wing your brow when he said the media don't mess with us. he said all he would does not mess with us and then he said they're not our real allies. sounded like he was trying to walk that back because he said we are not supposed to say which was that the media is totally in the tank for them. >> they are there allies and we don't even need to talk to them because they are already with us. i do think that everyone is onto something here which is that they are really overthinking this. something that kamala harris has never done about anything. but everyone else around her is overthinking she was historically dreadful as a candidate. and the record she was running on was a catastrophe. so when you add a terrible record with a terrible candidate, i don't care what outreach you have and what podcast you do, you suck and you

will lose. and she did. that's what happened. i don't think we have to dig much deeper than that. >> tom: do you think she did worse than biden would have done? >> no. because ultimately, he cannot be president. he currently cannot be president and everyone would watch him trout the campaign and say there is no chance that guy can maybe survive over the next four years. i'm not trying to be disrespectful about that. and i think it would have been even more heavily to trump if it was still biden but they had no one else in the wings? they had no other mechanism to try to move onto someone else because they lied to us for so long about his condition, the trap that they made for themselves where the only option at that point when they decided the lie is up, let's go to someone else, was her. and the rest is history.

>> tom: joe, do you think that this is good for the democrat party? that they are having to confront this? >> they are being offered many lessons and are refusing to learn. they are just not getting at. it's this thing where they are saying the problem is our messaging. the messaging was fine, it's that the message sucked. the message is vote for kamala harris. and they talk about maybe she should have gone on joe rogan or these other -- you imagine her talking unassisted for three hours? she did 15 minutes with bret baier and her crew was behind the camera like they were landing a 747. joe biden could have fallen asleep in the first 10 minutes of a joe rogan interview and it would have been more successful than her for three hours. [applause] >> tom: up next, white trump is prone to pick up the phone. when you really need to sleep. you reach for the really good stuff. zzzquil ultra helps you sleep better and longer when you need it most. its non-habit forming and powered by the makers of nyquil.

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[cheering and applause] >> tom: she thinks it's wild that trump can be directly dialed. are video of the day comes from msnbc, stephanie who recounted trying to score an interview with trump and came to a stunning conclusion. role it, hector. >> the day after donald trump had that crazy rally in madison square garden i rolled the dice and i called him on the phone. and he answered! >> of course he did! of course. >> tom: of course he did! of course he did. i think that guy is working at a car lot somewhere r but trump did not grant her the interview

after also stephanie, what's your point? >> my point is, i was able to get to him by dialing his phone. that may be completely ape [bleep] and i can't believe you know this guy's phone number but the reverse of that, if i wanted to connect with vp harris or president biden, there is 50 people between me and that. i could write a note that could maybe get to somebody to get somebody and then through pony express and a pigeon something may end up in a mailbox near them. and i called djt to ask for an interview and he answered and told me to [bleep] myself but i was still able to connect with him. >> tom: meanwhile, the easiest way to communicate with biden is by being on the other end of his life alert bracelet. [applause] yeah. devito, if you saw trump's name and number in your phone, you would pick it up, when you? >> absolutely would. and i believe i'm the only

person on here for fox news who has not been offered a cabinet position. >> tom: i think that's -- >> we can't reach joe but you were going to need the long island medium to reach joe biden khaki is no longer in this physical plane. imagine if you called biden with a phone. he will have a stapler next to his head and a hot coffee cup. so i think it is funny that trump will talk to anyone, he doesn't care. he likes to chat. and this was another clip that shows she is still not getting it because the rest of the world sees that he is getting ready to assume the presidency again. everyone else is falling into line, hamas is falling into line but msnbc is like, we still want to see how this plays out. >> tom: teaira riske act does not show you -- it seems like even begrudgingly, she doesn't like trump but she seems to appreciate as a member of the press, that he is accessible r. >> first, i would like to say i have been wanting that interview

and cocaine is still a heck of a drug. >> tom: who was that guy? >> i liked him. >> wide? >> because i would like to tell him a story and have that kind of enthusiastic response. >> it's so fake! everything she said he was like oh, while, what? >> back to my first point. >> that would make me feel good. i would be like oh wow, i am killing it. >> he was so excited he forgot he had a microphone. he just kept leaving -- >> can you imagine doing a live show looking out into the crowd and everyone was like that? you would be like, this is great. i'm definitely coming back to this city. >> he turned into a fax. >> i would be like wow, my jokes are affecting people physically. >> he is acting like your kids when they are three years old and you tell them you'll take them to disney world.

i find her pathetic. >> stephanie? >> yes. when she is on ms dnc, she says he's hitler khakis all these things and then tries to get hit on a podcast or whatever that was. all of a sudden saying i can call him, at successful but then you put her in a chair and she's like well hitler will end democracy as we know it and we are all going to end up in camps. so i guess the good news is when he sticks you in a camp, you can call him so that he can hear you he can hear your cries of pain. hey,, hey,, rfk, listen to this one scream. they are so pathetic. and how they try to act cool and hip and it is so rehearsed and lost. they don't get it, they are trying to get anything to seem cool. and you know what? her quote was he told her to go obliquely for self. well said, mr. president. well said.

>> tom: and that's what they are going to do. people on msnbc, joe and miko went down to florida because they want to meet with him because they want access to him. even if they complain about it for four years, they want to get ratings back which are very low. >> it is funny that he just answers the phone. that is what people do like. the more accessible you are and the more opportunity you are giving people to see you as a human being -- there is something relatable about that. there is something relatable about making the choice of instead of when you see that person who is calling you that you know has been talking bleakly about you and we all know the mature thing is just to let it go to voice mail, but we all know what it feels like to want to answer it and say go [bleep] yourself. >> tom: yes! >> there something relatable about that. >> he doesn't know who it is. and he's like new phone, who is this? and then she tries to talk and then he delivers the coup de grace and hangs up.

>> the whole spiel went down like you ask, an interview sounds lovely, where you want to do it connect mar-a-lago? awesome. private jet to get you there? old and let me get my secretary to get you to go [bleep] yourself! that's how i do it. >> if they are really concerned about him ruining democracy and they have his number, just text him. be like, please don't. and then see if he responds. and mightily person in the media that does not have his phone number? >> i know greg has his phone number. >> clearly... >> i don't know how trump has the time. i don't even answer my phone and i'm not that busy. >> to be fair, how many calls are we talking about here? besides the family and greg telling you to pick stuff up? >> very few. >> trump somehow has nothing but time, he doesn't sleep but he was commenting on the press conference yesterday about the amazing chemistry that fox and

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>> announcer: greatest tweet of the week. [applause] >> tom: a tweet about drones earned laughter and groans, the greatest tweet of the week comes from pennsylvania state senator, dog. last night he posted his frustrations over the drones being spotted on the east coast along with an interesting photo. he writes in part, quote, it is inconceivable the federal government has no answers and has not taken any actions to get to the bottom of the drones and we have recourses and actions in arsenal to get answers but i suppose ukraine is more important to the white house. january 20th cannot come soon enough. of course people immediately were dragging him for mistaking a "star wars" prop for a real drone. in fact, it is actually a homemade parade float made for an event in california several years ago. but after a day of being teased over it, doug said he was in on the joke. telling the "philadelphia inquirer", you

guys on the extreme left me a sense of humor. no kidding it was a "star wars" prop. and then he called out the reporter who asked him about it saying in a post, hilarious modern-day journalism. so was he really trolling or did he get duped? since then, doug has been getting all sorts of voice mails about this. we actually got our hands on one. >> senator, you are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. your misguided tweet is as bad as when my son almost slept with his sister and then i cut off his hand. luckily, it all ended well. i got to throw my boss down in endless space chasm. if you are upset, try choking someone with your mind, that always cheers me up. also, maga forever. [cheering and applause] >> tom: i knew he was maga forever. the only reason i did that story was so that we could do that bit. do you believe him?

he is trying to play this off like he knew it all along, do you buy it? >> no. >> tom: no? >> no i don't. the tweet was way too serious and the ukraine chad khaki was making all of his points, he was sucking up and everything. maybe he didn't look at it that hard but that was so obviously not a drone and so obviously "star wars", even kat would know that. >> yeah,, i didn't. i didn't know. he could have just played that way and been like sorry i'm not a loser. i'm sorry, you guys know what "star wars" is? losers! just do that. sorry thought it was a drone because i'm an adult and i don't watch stupid space movies all day long. >> tom: if he did that he would be in trouble right now but he keeps digging and keeps posting. we have an update right now, i'm getting this from our producer, he says, since "newsweek" and other left-leaning outlets appear to take pleasure and miss were present in social media post most recently on ask, that would be prudent to inform them

that before publishing the assumptive and speculative articles, for example posting the article of the well-known "star wars" prop the fighter 45 minutes before "newsweek" wrote their unfounded article. so now he is saying he posted that he knew about the prop cacti risk, before the "newsweek" article but did he post it before he posted it? >> wow. >> do you know what i mean? >> wow. this guy -- the stupid is strong with this guy. first of all, this is why i know he doesn't know what it was. any man or "star wars" geek, i believe is the term kat uses for us, would have fought back. if he was joking that he wouldn't have said "star wars" prop, he would've said that the tie fighter. i know that the tie fighter because i'm a "star wars" geek. he still said prop. this is what happens when you let your personal assistant post

tweets for you. you weren't in on the joke. you brought up ukraine. how many punch lines are there about ukraine? how many people laugh at that? that's hilarious. no. he didn't know what it was, if we called him right now and was like a one agreed with you, what was the name of the spacecraft? and he had been like "star wars" prop. >> he should have just said i don't know what that is, sorry i'm hot. >> tom: that's right, you could help them out. joe, is anyone on this panel going to say that he was joking from the very beginning? >> not me! he didn't know what he was talking about. i think is only course of action would have been to lean into it even more. and say that the bidens or the empire. although you can't really say hunter biden is darth vader because arthur vader does tell someone when he is there father. [laughter] [cheering and applause]

>> yes! that's why we have him! >> that's a "star wars" joke. because you show the picture and then you make a quick pace the little joke and you are out. you don't go off that. so, yeah,, he is in trouble. the idea that you look at that prop, which was from a parade in california and something that size, you know that that is not a drone. that's got five meth heads living in it right now. >> tom: when i saw this first before i knew that it was a joke, i thought it was a drone because they are making the drones look like space-age. you could make a drone if you are a nerd, you could make a "star wars" -- >> stop all this. this is not a joking subject. people are terrified of these drones, the government can't answer and this guy was kidding? stop. this wasn't a punch line that everyone was making jokes, knock-knock, who's there, drone outside my door. no one is laughing about it. everyone who lives in new jersey has had these things flying over

and are scared and the government is like, our official statement is... >> it's the worst because he's blaming the democrats. that's like when you find someone is cheating and you're like why are you looking through my phone? >> he is probably watching this right now, seething. >> good! admit it! it's okay to not watch "star wars". >> here comes another tweet. up next, will be ever say goodbye to that sneaky ai?

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>> announcer: a story and five words. >> a story and five words. schmidt, unplug ai or die. rolled it. >> we will soon be able to have computers running on their own, deciding what they want to do with. the way that happens is a series of decisions where we go from agents to then more powerful goals and eventually you say to the computer, learn everything and do everything. that is a dangerous point. when the system can self improve , we need to seriously think about unplugging it. >> tom: guy, this is a big tech dude and he is saying it is time to unplug and it hasn't even started yet, what you think? >> i'm scared of this. i know the cool thing as being

like there so many amazing things that ai can do and i'm sure that's true and i'm sure that if we just surrender then the chinese will go crazy with it so we can't do that. but i'm genuinely scared about where this is headed. i don't want to say too loudly because it is listening. >> tom: exactly! and they will be after that guy, the first guy to go is that guy schmidt, the ai will come after him. >> it is also just far too late. it is far too late. sorry, it's not like it's a unique opinion like there is some bad stuff that can happen with ai. >> what's it doing though? is ai doing anything now? i feel like we're just toying around with it. is in charge of things? >> the boxes already been opened. >> this is terrible. tire wrist? >> i'm good with it. >> 3u don't think we need to unplug it, let it go? >> i think the thing is that they are worried about men losing control. they make the programs so they are putting their -- the way they think and what they want and if you disagree with and

then you're not allowed to be in the thing and at one point they wanted to have to be black, why do we get blamed for everything? and all that stuff, all that human opinion, if it is self-correcting it'll be like weight, that's one point if you, there's another point of view so it will end up being neutral and they wouldn't be able to influence it. and if it got to pick the, a cup of water. >> tom: it's like the wicked wick of -- wicked witch of the west. >> ai eight figured out how to be underwater yet. until then, is that how you think i should live my life? hold on! >> tom: will it be that easy, joe? >> have you ever spilled water on a computer? it's that easy. >> it's not good. >> i don't know, i think it's weird the way he says that. once it becomes a problem we have to unplug. then it is a little late and he may want to keep this a little quiet. because like you said, ai is listening, you better hope he's never the hospital where the ai is like let's see who will unplug who. but i don't know.

could ai be worse? i would almost rather have the tech decisions done by ai then some guy in palo alto. i say humans, we have had a good run. maybe it's time ai, maybe the insect -- there is a time when giant scorpions ruled the earth and i didn't hear any complaints. >> tom: merry christmas everyone! >> there was a time when arthropods were in charge. >> i didn't know that. >> i look forward to coming back. >> tom: look... we just have to not put them in chart -- right now, ai, when i use it, i asked a question like a, tell me what is in this supplement and it tells me. >> or do a darth vader impression. >> exactly! we used it to do that bit. but just don't put them in charge of the airports and stuff like that. >> people are doing a great job ... listen, i would rather have an ai judge than some of these

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