>> welcome back to the special edition of "hannity". unfortunately that is all the time we have left this evening. as always thank you for being with us and do not forget you can watch me every weekday on outnumbered at 12:00 p.m. eastern time. we have a big week for coming up christmas and 60s. -- days. but the question is before them while the government be able to get a government spending bill across the line or will chuck schumer put something -- pressure and the democrats will come up with an answer? gutfeld is up next.

[applause] >> tyrus: what it is. you know i'm tyrus. i am in for harry parkers great-grandfather -- harry potter's great-grandfather gandolfo gutfeld. let's start off with great jokes. the trailer for the upcoming superman report was released today in the new alex looser -- lex luthor looks awfully familiar. sadly, hbo will no longer producing new episodes of the iconic children's show "sesame street". as a result, guess who has been forced into the streets to sell their bodies.

there is more. and some members of the cast took it so hard they decided to end it all. for instance here is a recent shot of big bird. r.i.p. no one touched the grouch, he is doing fine. for his latest movie demand with the bag arnold schwarzenegger has transformed into santa claus. it has a great plot but the ending is totally predictable. most of the elves end up pregnant. i love arnold. a georgia court ruled 1-2 to remove fanny willis from the election interference case against president trump over her relationship with nathan wade. willis will try to appeal the

decision by having sex with the other two judges. [applause] president trump has proposed eliminating the debt ceiling. mainly because his son up there and it keeps hitting his head on it. archaeologists have discovered more than a dozen egyptian mummies with gold tongues and fingernails, proving that hip-hop is a lot older than we thought. now for the monologue. look, whenever i get a chance to fill in for the big i'm tripping. i mean little guy i do love to do music on our breaks because i hate rhyming. but the only thing i hate more than rhyming is the pandemic corruption and wasting of taxpayers hard-earned money. as it turns out the music industry was just as shady as a slim. last year a detailed report from business insider claimed that little wayne, chris brown, and

others were just a few of the musicians who applied for and received payouts during the pandemic as part of the shuttered venue operations grand. it was a government program mentored part to support all of the contractors, drivers, the tax, the artists who are employed in the only way they make money is when they go on tour. but they did not know how the artists spent the money until now. after review of thousands of documents business insider alleges a handful of artists spent the funds to pay themselves huge amounts or throw lavish parties. and you wonder why america is sick of entertainers. not just because alec baldwin is bad with a gun. [laughter] what's, i'm wrong? now little wayne was the name that shocked me the most. i was not a big fan of his music but i thought of him as a decent brother. he has been outspoken about his

respect for police and respected -- refusing to get into your race baiting but this report showed little about him putting his hands in his pockets. according to documents obtained by business insider he spent $1.3 million on designer drugs, half a million on designer clothes, and even 15,000 on flights and hotel rooms for mysterious women including a waitress at a hooters type restaurant. now look, i love hooters as much as the next guy. not as much as these guys. [laughter] trust me, they are not going there for the wings. but really we reached out to little wayne and chris brown representation for comment. but just like my dad when he said he was going to get a pack of cigarettes we never heard back. one more of those. again, this is little wayne who

soared -- sold his master recordings for $100 million. so while he is partying it up on your dime the walls were coming down on empty business of everyday americans. and it sure, part of the problem was the lockdowns themselves the government forced performers off the road and had a duty to compensate the people who put on their shows. sadly like everything else to during covid and make the rich are richer well of the average joe was left without a chair when the music stopped. the next time they drop a new album before you buy it remember you already did. [applause] >> hashtag enough said. >> tyrus: let's welcome tonight segesta. he is behind more great matches than eharmony. the king of new york chris jericho. >> high, guys. >> tyrus: she is on fox more than gold commercials. "new york times" number 1 best-selling author of "under his wings" emily compagno!

he can do stand-up sitting down, comedian adam hunter! >> no, what is it? >> tyrus: she is so pregnant instead of drones she constantly see storks. "new york times" best only got there, fox news contributor, the one and only kat timpf. adam, you probably lost tens of dollars when covid cancelled your comedy shows. to do good government compensation and how are you able to keep that? >> i actually work with this nonprofit company called my career. speaking of rappers today on facebook i marked myself safe. thank you. did he ask to see his kids but the judge said no then he asked to do see somebody else's kids. i like lil wayne. this is very disappointing.

if i was a rapper i would be little vegan because i have no beef. >> tyrus: another one? >> yes, i have another one. but this is ridiculous. i remember the good old days when rappers would rob you face-to-face. now during covid i'm wearing a mask while getting robbed. that wasn't bad. [laughter] who would've thought chris brown? chris brown has a meet and greet for $1000 you can give him a hug. for 5000 he will kick you in the face. that is what i have for those. >> tyrus: awesome. kat. >> that's what i have for those. >> and seen it. >> tyrus: kat, i'm having a real hard time thinking lil wayne would do this. could it possibly be because in the entertainment industry you have shady managers? shady agents who may be they are doing the paperwork and not telling the artist?

i am looking for a possibility. >> everybody who graduated college in 2010 was a fan of lil wayne as i did graduate in 2010. he was in every song. he would be listening to a song and all of a sudden it is like there he is again. it is disappointing. it is heartbreaking because now when i hear him say i need a winn-dixie grocery bag full of money right now at the vip section it won't at the same. because i'm going to be like that is my money you you know? so it new york is not the same ever since covid. what make new york so special was all of all of the small family owned restaurants and things like that. a lot of those close down because they could not afford to stay open without customers. which is not a failure of the business owner. part of a business is that you are business with customers. there are entire blocks in new york that are either empty or dunkin' donuts, starbucks, all of these things it is like a

strip mall on the sidewalk. and so new york is not new york anymore. and then i see that lil wayne is spending 88,000? somewhere between 80 and $90,000 on expenses for a concert he did not perform at because he was at the club with two chains. i expected better of him. >> tyrus: i think we all did. chris, thanks for coming to the show. you also where the lead singer of fonzie great rock band. one of the goats in wrestling. >> thanks. >> tyrus: that is tough because your key ingredient was live audiences. >> yes. >> tyrus: how hard was the time for you. >> it was tough performing in front of no people because like stand-up comedy you go by the reaction of the audience to decide what you want to do. it is like standing against the wall telling jokes. no reaction whatsoever. i wanted to circle back to this lil wayne issue here. they said that he spent money on

these girls who one of them worked out a hooters type restaurant. >> tyrus: type. >> so this type of money didn't actually go to hooters itself. and what is a hooters type restaurant to? fun bags it down the village? and my think isn't any restaurant a hooters type restaurant at? >> tyrus: applebee's with enough beer can be a hooters. >> the steak house. they just need to try harder. >> tyrus: i think they said hooters like to avoid being emily, from a legal standpoint, is there anything that can be done at? can the doj come after these guys for this? because they are like this is an old story. but they are just now finding out the misappropriation about the funding.

or david your -- did they just get away with it? >> a little bit of both. the reality is that 100% there is criminal liability for misusing funds. so the messy detritus of not only the music industry. you managed -- you mentioned the managers and the accountants that is a for every talent there is a profession or surround them for support that are supposed to be reliable. i see many prosecutions for tax evasion's ridiculously low we mount. >> speaker-08: -- amounts. one in particular that was so egregious was the woman in her 60s, on normal working housewife who relied on her accountant and was still your tax dollars went to prosecuting her federally in it she went to prison for a really nominal amount. and she maintained believably. just like you think i have an accountant at? i was doing my taxes on the side nefarious the? the whole point is when you rely on these professionals on attorneys, on doctors, on everything, you are supposed to rest easy because they have it. and the bad part is that in the eyes of the law you are still on

the hook. so lil wayne consider the accountant and say i relied on you. you can see for that negligence essentially resulting in incarceration but at the end of the did the government does not care. because remember a dollar misused the government uses it as a dollar lost on its part. there is no income. the government's income as our money. so if you wasted they will come after you. but to me the losers here are the american people. the small businesses who could have used the funds stewarded wisely. if we had regulations in the first place we would not need this. >> supposed to help people everything shut down at that time so many venues that never were able to reopen. >> yes. >> avenue is a small business. when he go to the small towns and you can't play anywhere because the place shut down there is no money it is not fair. >> tyrus: we talked and maybe adam you can back me up on this. i think who tour like means a strip club. it took -- it took me a while to get there.

where were you? a hooter like restaurant. >> i get my tights from there. >> tyrus: hooter like restaurant at? >> hooters has the best tights. >> you spent $80,000 on birthday parties. my wife wanted to spend $2000 my kids birthday party i was like no way. she was like there has to be a theme i'm like it will be poverty. >> it is a drug that the rappers took so much money from the u.s. government that apparently zelenskyy is thinking about dropping else. >> i love today, man. >> tyrus: a nice little bell on that one. >> tell the growing pass. >> tyrus: well done. before we go do not forget to grab your tickets to my comedy tour in 2025. dozens of new dates have been added and they make great christmas gifts. head over to my linktree website for more information. coming up her guilt is not disputed but her sentence got commuted.

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♪ ♪ [applause] >> tyrus: before biden switches houses the -- he freed

a killer of spouses. biden recently commuted the 40 year sentence of josefina virginia gray also known as the black widow. she was convicted of insurance or fraud link it to the murders of two husbands and boyfriends going all the way back to 1974. is that what happened to my dad? >> that is to. >> if i can joke about this a [bleep] you can. unless you are here. is there a tall light-skinned guy? we are good to. after 22 years in prison she walks a free thanks to uncle joe. interesting because i could have sworn the white house said they were only granting clemency to nonviolent offenders. just imagine if joe's colleagues had known they could get away with killing spouse. [applause] kat, clearly joe is not studying in the lobe oratory.

>> no. >> tyrus: somebody pointed that out. >> i am against this. >> tyrus: thank you. >> as much as i generally love to see women in male-dominated fields i think this one is taking it too far. deserved way more. you guys are... >> tyrus: it is the whole dad thing. >> you know. >> tyrus: it was the dad thing. but here is the thing she was not charged for murder. she was charged for insurance fraud. >> thinking she would never get out because of all the time and joe biden is like want to bet? [applause] >> that wasn't even funny! >> you never know what is going to work. you never know what is going to land. >> tyrus: they are in court and they are like she has a 40 years. should we go after the murder? no. she will never see the light of day. somebody overplayed their hand a little bit. but how is that even how does

that part and even come up? >> i'm just wondering like you said how does that part income of? it seems like biden is pardoning everybody at this point in time. i feel like he is kind of wandering around his house in his pyjamas and thinking who else? o.j.? is o.j. still around to? amy fisher? and meanwhile poured show exotic can't catch a break. >> tyrus: all he did was supposedly talk about killing somebody. >> she smoked a three. >> tyrus: brothers in arms. >> get joe exotic else and then worry about the rest of these people. please, joe. >> tyrus: he will write you a letter. >> joe exotic? >> tyrus: yes. >> hopefully joe biden does as well. >> tyrus: that will be in crayon. >> that is they softball of all softballs. >> tyrus: oatmeal stains on it. [laughter] emily, somebody else is doing

these pardons. and i hope to bring the temperature down a little bit. we had a judge selling kids. rumour has it a couple other individuals had child pornography on their stuff and now a woman who was killing husbands and boyfriends are for insurance money, there is no way he is reading these cue cards. who is making these pardons and? should that not be the real question? kat said there was no way he was up all night looking at the stats and making charts and checking it twice to see who was naughty and nice. the most a [bleep] up santa claus of all time. >> the thing that is so appalling to me is that who ever recommended this do not read the cue card either. there is no way somebody right beyond the conviction, beyond the actual conviction and thought that it was okay to recommend the pardoning for that. and the dereliction to meet every link in the chain. to your point of the maryland d.a. declined to prosecute a homicide for three.

>> tyrus: not what's not twice but thrice. >> because the sentence for the federal insurance charges were, to your point, 40 years. that is a totally dereliction. there was discussion i don't want to waste of taxpayer dollars. that is exactly what you spend our taxpayer dollars four. now this person is else because there are boxes that were checked. that is the shameful veneer on this. whatever team that loves to check boxes the same ones that put the vp there and took biden out they said here is somebody that check this box on this box and to nonviolent felony because they did not look at a deeper other than insurance fraud. the whole point is that an insurance fraud you can financially benefit from somebody you murder. >> tyrus: say that to every wife in this audience and got home. you cannot what it? >> financially benefit from somebody you have murdered. or from the murder itself. >> i have a question. do we know she is single.

>> tyrus: if she is not. >> she is probably dating. >> tyrus: the dumbest a [bleep] on the planet. >> but you know there was no double jeopardy. maybe they have a statute of limitations watch out. she was on house arrest and she is probably just unhinge it like i'm a homebody. >> i think you want to stay away from any woman with the name black widow. it is kind of self-explanatory. >> i think she has seen the light and biden is starting to walk towards it. [applause] that kept saying biden was healthy anti-is is because he is a vegetable. [laughter] you were asking i think actually biden is heading her up with hunter. [laughter] >> no. >> i'm surprised hunter didn't go to the funerals of the guys are. >> tyrus: that assist think. she is a widower. i'll be at a black widow. >> he went to his brother's

funeral and then he is the one who was stiff. >> tyrus: a race that one. >> that was bad. okay. i'm just thank you are right. biden is not making these calls he went to africa and fell asleep with the leaders of africa and that he woke up and she saw somebody like he died and came back like a kardashian. [laughter] >> tyrus: i don't even know how to feel it right now. up next aoc in a rage losing to a guy twice her age. [applause]

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alexandra ortiz's cortez or whatever lost it to a 70-year-old congressman jerry o'connor leah for the top democratic spot on the house oversight committee. she was probably on the -- basically on the verge of tears when she talked to reporters. >> i ran the best ways that i could. to everybody watching i want to thank everybody so much for their support inside the caucus. i am ready to move forward and protect our communities and protect more people. [laughter] >> tyrus: boo fricken who. meanwhile trumpet told her big time on social media posting on truth social it is too bad that aoc lost the battle for leadership the seat of the democratic party. she should keep trying someday she will be successful. aoc replied you know it is bad

when even trump's feeling bad for me. should we tell her? that president trump was being sarcastic? maybe not, then we would have to tell her what sarcastic means. adam, she is trying to put it off like she was in on the joke. she was not in on the joke. >> she got by an old man or as a... calls it. but they are saying nancy pelosi is it behind this you can't accuse nancy pelosi of being lazy she was falling down the stairs while making phone calls. while she was falling her husband was yelling at cell cell! cell! but trump is the greatest rule. he is the greatest patrol. kamala campaign says they get in and they cancel daylight savings time.

that is it. >> tyrus: that is it a? okay. that's what you got. >> i will ended one by one. >> tyrus: we call that ribs. he is ripping her. but she really believe that he was genuinely is that attention seeking personified? >> i think she was thinking this trump guy is not so bad. i think she is going to slide into his truth dms. actually i'm a bit jealous how does one get to be known by their three and it shows a? aoc. i want to be referred to by the rest of this show as see kj. >> tyrus: all rights ekg. hold on triple h on line one. emily, what advice would you give her? how did she pick up the pieces? with this little caveat she has never passed a law or legislation her entire time. she has been to bartenders and

dances than her office. what would your advice be to her on how she can turn around and next time? >> that social media is not the real world to. that cooking meals while chatting with your followers, that is not your real constituents. at the end of the day i feel like she got slapped with reality that is the people in the esteemed halls of congress do not trust her, do not care about her, do not respect her and in no way support or being in any type of leadership position. i think we are seeing sort of that first clash of somebody who blew up with a social media or social media star and the thinking that that translates to success legislatively. like just go do your job. let's actually represent the people. remember she could go to amazon so right there are thousands of jobs lost in the city where we live thanks to her not getting it. so i feel like with her approach to things she belongs in some academic campus where you can get sulphur pats on the back and

things like this. cheer each other on for being ridiculous it. at the end of the day especially with the housecleaning that is occurring there is a new sheriff in town, there is a new house in town, and there is no room for that kind of behaviour anymore. that silliness. [applause] >> tyrus: kat, i know from time to time you can be a little bit sensitive about how people talk to people on social media. was trump doing a little bit too much or is this okay? >> i mean that is what he does, right? they always feel like you would be better when he does not do things like that but then there is nancy. then there is nancy pelosi. who i would say is a quiet and diabolical. >> tyrus: yes. >> and there is really something to that. if i had an enemy that i wanted to destroy and i knew her she would be the only phone call i would ever make. and they would never know what happened to. i mean look at how she did it

show. okay? she pushed him out and then she was interviewed about him afterwards and said he was one of the great presidents and be on mount rushmore. that is unbelievable level of patrolling. because you don't even know what hit you. >> tyrus: because he is watching with one tear going down his eyes. >> very snaky. >> is she is it diabolical in a way that i think has never been matched. >> she was falling down the stairs biden said you are stealing my act. >> why would she be lobbying against aoc? nancy. >> super progressive versus established. >> tyrus: and aoc was with matt gaetz on trying to make sure you can't have a family member working in the stock market. you will cut off at. >> he wants me to buy cheaper ice cream? hell no. >> tyrus: let's not forget her

husband has a 65% stock return. or maybe she wore the same outfit. because that will start a [bleep] as well. maybe aoc at the same outfit she had one day and she was like i know that... ain't wearing my colour. i have seen that go down. >> that is true. >> tyrus: no match with dresses outnumbered you will be outnumbered. go ahead. >> ckj agrees with all of those points. >> tyrus: you sound like an expensive cologne it. ckj. >> i might have something. >> tyrus: elegance is ckj. the stuff makes itself. coming up they are filming your advice at the home of low prices. narrator: for generations, this ally to the north has been by your side. ontario, canada, a partner connected by shared history,

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>> tyrus: tonight on should we be concerned. walmart workers start to were body cam cameras. adam. a new pilot program at certain walmart stores has some employees wearing quaddie camps to help settle disputes and stop thefts. the cameras are visible and signs are used to inform customers they are being filmed. with us becoming a reality tv show? >> it should. the real housewives of diabetes. because the people are big? >> tyrus: that one guy loved it. >> i mean anything to provide i mean i hate going to cbs where everything is locked up. so this provides that that is great. i was at cvs and the counter was locked up. so if this helps out i am in. >> tyrus: is that even relative? >> i don't think so.

[laughter] >> tyrus: kat, i know you love this. but as a threat? housewives and all of the reality shows. you can flip on 24-hour walmart? >> it is a threat to me. when i go to walmart i am not camera ready. >> tyrus: to be fair nobody is. >> i also do not think i am unique in that. you go to walmart looking like the way you won't even look in front of your own mirror at home. [applause] and they can say what they will about the footage but like there was always a risk it gets out. and i think it could really have the potential to truly destroy lives. because when you were at walmart you are not looking good you are not feeling good there is nothing that is good except for the savings. [applause]

and now i think i would take a sponsorship from walmart. everybody wants to do all of the fancy i would gladly be the face of walmart. i would not have to put on anything. >> most people there are pregnant. >> yes. >> tyrus: no they aren't. you can't ask either. that will start a walmart fight. >> that is true. >> tyrus: you ask somebody i do's court or are they expecting and they are like what made you say that. emily, is it not fare we don't get to see the walmart workers anymore because he would just eat the chest cameras we won't see the rest of them? >> i like picturing r2-d2. i want to know how far the reaches. are they picking up the people fighting in the aisle over? how far is the volume reached

the microphone reach, how detailed is it? are they going it just seems to me like another waste of money for the issue which is just prosecute the [bleep] crimes. how about that. [applause] how about we deter anyone from b to cup walmart employees and stealing all of their stuff so that they don't have to were body cam. they are not cops. let's go back to the road to the problem. >> that is what i was thinking as well. if you have the 65-year-old lady going poop and she is wearing a body cam what is she going to do. somebody shoplift and she goes, hey, you. stop. >> and they want to prosecute them. why? because they are on camera but they still don't go to jail. it is still in misdemeanour if it is less than... >> they have their own graters. >> tyrus: you should see some

of the walmart employees running down the aisle trying to get to the... and you hear the heavy breathing. then when they stop you were staring at them like. that is what i see. and then you were seeing them sneakily eating oreos well you will look. i think this will be unbelievable. >> and then when technology advances that go to the next round of body cam and the old body cameras a go to the thrift store? >> lobbying here. >> tyrus: the fact that she started singing it. >> you would only see at walmart. >> tyrus: the last place you can still by cds. kat, anything else? because you are on fire. >> i am thinking about my lucrative deal coming here.

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ we got another clip for you it is a video of the day part two. ♪ ♪ >> tyrus: if the viewers at home could only see what we just saw. our second video of the day comes from colorado where a man who was busted for a drunk driving crash and had a blood alcohol level four times the legal limit told a cop he was a quote a professional drinker. roll it, sven! >> how much of you had to during? >> don't [bleep] me bro. >> how much? >> 10 drinks. >> 10 drinks? pretty drunk. >> hey. i will tell you right now i'm a professional drinker. [laughter]

>> tyrus: he is with professional drinker. right? ckj? >> he is probably not a professional drinker if he got caught. that would be the number 1 rule to not do that. >> tyrus: i also like how he corrected the officer. >> breaking news abide and just pardoned him. [applause] >> tyrus: nice. >> yes. ckj. >> tyrus: ckj. >> good job. >> another delayed applause for ckj. >> tyrus: emily, you are his lawyer get him off the case. >> i don't know if i want to get him off. >> tyrus: grow up periods. >> no, thank you, oh, my gosh. i love the reaction of the cops they are trained so professionally whatever they are listening to they are like that is right totally. i want to let you guys know i'm

a professional drinker and the cop is like a rod copy. it is so smooth and easy because they let them hang themselves with their words. the thing is that was the scene of an early accident so if anybody was injured in now becomes a professional clinker. i just made that up. oh, my gosh. >> tyrus: she didn't even write that down! speaking of notes what do you got? >> there is only one professional drinker her name is kamala. >> yes. [applause] >> i used to be a professional drinker and now i have a sponsor. [laughter] do you ever get so drunk you think you were floating but it turns out to cops are holding you out to? >> tyrus: some big bouncers in my case. >> good advice. >> but if you do get pulled over by cop and they say touch your nose at do not say simon did not say they will not laugh at all. >> kind of like this crowd. >> thank you. thank you hp k.

>> we are losing control here. >> tyrus: kat, what if any advice? >> i'm calling [bleep]. people talking about this like he is being honest. no he is not he is obliterated. and if he really is a professional drinker he did weigh more than 10. 10 bottles? you did not have 10 drinks you had way more than 10 drinks. he probably had 47 drinks. he has probably been up drinking for a number of days and he has probably also had a few pills. >> tyrus: is a best guess at 10. and then he corrected them h. i think that was for the number of days he had been drinking. >> i believe he had 10 cool down peers of. >> tyrus: not that you were proud of anything that you do but the fact he was still able to speak some form of english was probably a positive for him.

but emily, because nobody... >> he looks dirty wear were you drinking? >> tyrus: probably in the back of a walmart. [applause] >> check the body cameras. >> check the body cams. >> i would be more concerned about whatever grave digging he was doing. >> black widow. >> tyrus: he escaped. >> yes, he escaped. >> tyrus: that was the tranquilizer in hand. >> like a kill bill he was getting out of being buried alive. >> tyrus: listen, put these aside i think for the fellows a few of us maybe came drunk every once in a while and the wife says how many beers or how long have you been drinking with your buddies and you try to look her in the face and lied to her? i felt like i have been there before like a look, it was a guy thing. how many did you have a? [laughter] don't judge me! >> i also think we are missing

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