>> welcome back. unfortunately that is all the time we have left this evening. thank you for being with us. before we go i want to wish everyone a very merry christmas. got failed is next, have a great night everyone. ♪ ♪ [cheering and applause]

>> hot crowd. what it is, i'm tyrus in for greg on this special edition of the show. let's kick things off with some jokes. below freezing temperatures are being reported across new york city. it is so cold. >> how cold is it? >> the statue of liberty is holding her torch under her robe it is so cold. >> how cold is it? >> city workers in times square spent the day applying rock salt to all the.

we're going to keep going. it's so cold. >> how cold is it? >> this morning i was actually hoping might over driver would breathe on me. there's an uber driver in the house, nice. and it is so cold. >> how cold is it? >> all the meth dealers are working from home. speaking of cold, joe biden has commuted the death sentence of all the prisoners in federal death row except for three. he made a list, ejected twice and he didn't give a [bleep]. insiders say the president has forgotten so many crimes he started even by binge watching the cosby show. the container store has filed for bankruptcy. ironically they have nothing to hold all the paperwork.

after nearly 40 years, party city has also filed for bankruptcy and will close nearly 700 stores. to mark the occasion there offering this new banner. [laughter] finally yesterday was national short person day. greg celebrated with his newborn since they are now the same height. [applause] now let's get to the real story that matters most. it's two days before christmas so merry christmas everyone. [applause] >> even the losers over at msnbc apparently not. and you know santa is checking his list twice to find out who's been naughty and nice. by naughty i don't mean naughty

like old men making babies at 60. or naughty like martha stewart. you know what i'm talking about. i mean real naughty people who have been so bad they deserve worse than coal in their stockings. kamala harris is number 1 on my list. she's proof not doing anything can make you naughty with the border, getting people internet access are looking the other way while an invalid runs the country. k jp is on the naughty list for lying to the american people about biden being so quick. >> i would put the presidents stamina, wisdom, ability to get this done on behalf of the american people against anyone. that is because with age comes wisdom and comes experience and

i think that matters as well. he is as sharp as ever. as i have known him to be in my experience with him. >> sharp. sharp like a butter knife. also on the naughty list, the homeland security secretary and the entire administration for how they totally messed up the southern border and mishandled the immigration crisis. the biggest accomplishment, it's standing out as incompetent. robert de niro made the list for just being a [bleep]. [applause] this guy would chew out santa for wearing a red hat. my buddy glenn jacobs, former pro wrestler and current mayor of knoxville, tennessee,, he's on the naughty list for saying diehard is not a christmas movie. cnn and msnbc are also on the naughty list for not being honest with the american people.

soon only cheap fakes will be the designer purses that they buy with their unemployment checks. it's a good thing because no one watches them. and honourable mention, democrat congresswoman rosa delauro. she accused president elon musk of taking the spending bill. >> they got scared because president musk called them. he said don't do it. don't do it. shot the government down. imagine. what does he know? about what people go through? >> trump went from hitler to hitler's assistant pretty quick. at least trump has better here than rosa. there you go. she also wanted a female crash

test dummies to promote equity in road safety. >> we also plan to make important investments to address the roadway safety crisis including the critical funding that would accelerate the development of the use of female dummies in the crash testing. this will start to fight the gender inequity among vehicle safety and crash victims. >> this is in the first time she's been on the naughty list. remember when she did this? ♪ ♪ >> i'm so proud of that. we can't forget about teachers union president randy weingart. she's on the naughty list. here's what she did last christmas. ♪ ♪

>> it's uncanny. now to our nice list. performing the department of governor -- department of government efficiency and forcing the swamp to stop there [bleep] and they help get rid of the christmas tree bill that had gifts for everyone under the tree. i also want to put all the dancing nfl players on the nice list. they showed off those moves and proved they are free to vote for whoever they want and dance about it. they should every penalized the taxes they have to pay. i know a little something about dancing. i was the 2012 award winner for dancer of the year. [applause] >> that's like an oscar. let's give it up for daniel daniel penny who was just found not guilty of...

he was wrongly charged by prosecutors that would've busted santa for breaking and entering. he stepped up when no one else did and for that he's a hero and on the top of the nice list. also, bruce willis for giving us diehard, the greatest christmas movie of all time. finally, president trump for cheating death and giving america it's balls back. [applause] >> deck the halls, follow lala law [bleep] >> let's welcome tonight's guests. he's like a santa who is able to power bomb you through the table. [applause] >> her glasses are so big the prescription is imax.

kennedy. his favourite season for kissing someone under the camel toe. [applause] >> she's so pregnant -- pregnant her body weight is close to double digits. cat tenth. >> you know a little something about being naughty and nice. you've been a hated villain in wrestling and a beloved baby face. who would you put at the top of your naughty and nice list this year? >> i do agree with the gentleman that we just talked about, the subway who saved the woman. he did a terrific thing. naughty i think is the entire democratic party for what they've done to the country over the past four years. [applause]

>> i have to agree with you about k jp. i the propaganda was a huge problem in this country. it reminded me of the cheap fakes, how they thought they were going to use a phrase and it was going to disprove joe biden's decline and then they would show you the exact same video from 15 different angles and it's like no, 10,000 people in a crowd weren't giving you a cheap fake. he did so much harm to the country not only with bad policies and questionable morals, but the fact that people like her let him continue in that capacity. i guess president trump has her to thank for it, never mind. >> it was a litmus test to get to that point. i'm almost scared to ask but i have to. who is on your list? >> i would put myself on the naughty list. the nice list would be any woman

willing to straighten me out with a good. while my little feat kick. >> all right. cat who is on the naughty and nice list? >> i can't believe there was another joe missing from your lists. jojo siwa. a lot of you might not know who that is but that's not going to stop me from continuing to talk about this. they are from dance moms. i told the audience months ago to google this so if you haven't that's not on me. they are now trying to be an adult and rebrand herself. we should put her on the nice list because she wants to be on the naughty list so bad. >> someone so bad you put them on the nice list. >> the whole thing is look at me

and my leotard chugging this vodka on stage and gyrating. you may know me from dance moms but i have now and it's like... we should put her on the nice list because she wants so bad to be naughty. that would be -- that would crush her. it she could jim norton. it might be good for both of them. >> if i saw that was live on instagram i would click it. >> i would to. bare bottom of course. >> it goes without saying. if there was a table available i would ask you to put me through it but we can't do that for christmas. >> i don't know if i could put norton through a table. >> i guess the next follow-up question would be would you be willing to him i guess. >> come here jimmy. [laughter] [applause] >> the old rule of thumb is it's

not if it's on tv. >> liberace was? >> he was on tv. obviously he wasn't. >> i think for me the naughty list is so... how do we get them back on the nice list? what can they do, what would you tell someone who's on the naughty list. there's two days left, there's always time to turn around. >> there's people in both parties that are on the naughty list and on the nice list but i think that in general people need to stop letting politics dictate all their relationships with people and i need to stop with the you voted for trump you can come to my christmas. it's like there's all kind of people who voted for trump. christmas is supposed to be fun. >> hang out with your family. most people don't get to see their families that often.

>> drink eggnog, norton under the mistletoe. or don't. before we go to break, sad news in the family. our writer who comes up with the rhymes had a freak accident at his desk. no witnesses and no rhymes tonight. we wish him a fast recovery. so coming up, what is joe biden thinking as he commutes prison sentences of killers? but first this. >> holiday memories. >> i remember one year when greg made his staff work on christmas but he is such a sweet guy. he let them leave 20 minutes early and people say he's not considerate. how easy is it to play the lottery with jackpocket? step one grab your phone. step two download jackpocket and start ordering tickets

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>> biden says to murderers on death row. he's had -- he's commuted sentences of 37 death row inmates. the real shock was joe's hand was steady enough to sign the paperwork. he cites his staunch opposition to the death penalty for motivating him to act. sure he's against death except when it's at the hands of a heinous perpetrator. these men get life without prison... and meals on uncle sam's dime. to bet it won't protect joe from the killer who's closing in on him now. there is some people you pardon and some people you don't pardon and i don't think people who

killed children should ever be pardoned. >> there are four in ten americans against the death penalty. i happened to be one of them. i know it would be silent in here when i said that and i still cited. that's what i believe and just because it's not good to be popular i'm going to stick to what i believe. i don't feel comfortable with the state being the arbiter of life and death i don't feel comfortable with the state killing people. i think it's interesting in this case that he did not commute the death sentences of three people and he said in his statement that it was -- there were exceptions for terrorism and basically... to me that seemed like a political thing i would say. if you were to go to the funeral of one of the kids who was killed by one of these horrible murderers and say at least the guy who did it wasn't a terrorism guy i don't think

anybody would feel better. i think that doesn't mean it's more of a political thing in making that distinction. it's interesting to not just do it are don't. >> i find it troubling that that was the excuse. when they were called on like i'm against it but unless you are a terrorist in front of it. what was saying, to any family member of the people involved they would consider those killers terrorists. >> i'm also shocked that poor decisions are being made by man with dementia. while this idiot is still doing it, he probably didn't even say that. he probably broke a little wind and said i beg your pardon. i'm happy you called me and. >> why did i call you ed? >> i've had that many times. in bed the woman yells add

>> ed can you help me out here? [laughter] >> is biden really making these decisions? i don't think he is. >> he hasn't for a long time. earlier we were talking about kate granger who is a lawmaker, a congresswoman from texas. she's in a memory care facility. she hasn't been in congress since july and then her family is like she's having some dementia issues. she should no longer be in congress. that's when you hold up her little hand and she resigns and then she goes i did and you go, yeah, and that's the end of that. we've been on this ongoing train for a long time.

we've been held hostage as a country by power-hungry old people, just a zombie army. it's like nancy pelosi and mitch mcconnell. they are falling down and they can't get up. i don't think anyone wants them to but i don't think he's making this decision. i don't think that the federal government or state government should be in charge of killing people. i think killing people is bad. we need to have more respect for human life when it comes from the onboard to people who commit heinous crimes. there is an important distinction. they are not walking free. he commuted their sentences so they will now serve life in prison. i'm okay with that because i know as a believer that they will all rot in. internal will be far worse for them them whatever the federal government could give them. [applause] >> a jury of their peers came to the decision they should be put

to death and i don't have a problem with the death sentence in terms of if they found you that way, you had your appeals. we are paying for them for the rest of their lives. i don't know where you stand on that. >> thoroughly understand your point of view then change the laws in the legislation were the president cannot do what president biden has just done. if you put a gun to my head i do side with cat and kennedy on this one. with -- what these people did is absolutely heinous but biden has always not believed in the death penalty. he ran on it, he's sticking to his guns and that's why he did what he did. to your point entity they are going to rot. they will eventually -- am i not be in front of our eyes, we might not be there to see it but eventually these people are going to get there is so if this

is what it is then so be it. >> i think we parsed that. no death penalty. >> i'm against the death penalty but not because i gets cruel and unusual punishment. i think that people who don't have money or mark light -- more likely to get it because... i for state has the right to do it but i don't trust us to do it right so i'm against it. >> i agree with that. all right, on that fun note, where do we go. let's talk about laughing. come see me on the tour in 2025. i'll be performing coast-to-coast and a promise if you don't like the show you will not get the death penalty. grab your tickets now. >> that was the best transition ever. >> and i still standing up it's amazing. an update on the trans-canadian teacher with the giant

>> it's a must to talk about the dude with the massive bust. according to rebel news out of canada, kayla lemieux, the trans-canadian teacher with the size of my foot. that's not fair to my foot at all, is now teaching at a secondary school in hamilton, ontario. for fans who have been living on mars without tv the past couple years, they are a woodshop teacher who made headlines for the huge prosthetic. it was greg's favourite story.

even offered to come into work today on his day off but he couldn't because he has to change diapers. now kayla is apparently back at another school. reportedly began the teaching gig free banal photograph evidence shows the are back. the principal of the district and lemieux themselves will not confirm or deny if the prosthetic made a comeback in class. they are playing it close to their chest. and according to rebel news, lemieux is on a dating up. maybe that's joe mackey's canadian girlfriend. i guess the question is is he are isn't he? >> i'm glad we are getting this out of the way before greg gets back so thank you for that because this would be a monologue somehow. this would not b.sc. block. this would be a monologue. i don't think it would be one. it could be a week of monologues. >> six days.

>> this situation, i guess they are back and then they were gone and then they are back. i don't know. my overarching feeling about this remains the way it's being all the times we've talked about it which is that i don't care. >> it's also the dedication of rebel news to wait for this person to get out of the mall, there was a video of them dressed like a dude and then there's sometimes... still wearing a mask though. never not wearing a mask. very strange. >> jim, you think they are doing it at school, at the mall are do you think he's trying to put this behind him. >> i'm tired of the harassment of this buxom beauty. all of the jealous birthing people. so upset at the natural class

and the sensor while at of this basis for my van halen cover band. i don't think this person, i don't think this person is trans. i think they are cross-dresser which is different. i don't think this is who this person really is. i don't care what the fetish is. you shouldn't show up and what shop with that. i would if given the opportunity curl up in his lap and nurse. >> dear god. all show myself out. >> he's dressed in black that's what i get for calling gym med. >> we have a saying, keep it simple stupid. i'm going to keep it really simple. this guy is a and should never be around children. and of story.

>> i can't decide if or troll. >> not like jim norton. >> he's a lovable that's different. he's a with class. >> a dignified. >> i celebrated, i high five it. i would throw a parade for jim norton and all of his... i think he's got problems. i think he's gratified by this and has to be around children and if i were one of those parents i would yank my get out of school so fast. the government is about to turn in canada. the conservatives are about to come into power and i cannot imagine that they will continue to fund schools and stories like this because that person has problems and does so much to service to people who just want to live a life doing freaky things on their own. >> if he wants to do this on the weekends none of us have a

problem with data. >> i can't believe i have more to add. i would like to also point out you can see this picture in the studio, the nip is blurred out because we can't have that on the news. we can have a nip in the school? >> by the way, that's an otter -- otter. >> that's more like a sundial or a hubcap. any other visual you want to add? >> on go to. >> i've enjoyed... [laughter] >> coming up. you won't believe what the tsa found in a woman's carry-on luggage.

>> a story in five words. >> forbidden items in a carry-on bag. an x-ray found nearly 90 prohibited items in a woman's carry-on at lax including 82 fireworks, three knives, two

replica firearms and pepper spray. you've got beef with the tsa were they write to flag her? do you have beef with the tsa. >> i think they have a beef with me and i would like to say of course they found a suitcase with a 90 for bid and items event -- and it. if there weren't 90 they never would've found it. they are not really that good at their jobs. literally google it. study after study they are astoundingly bad at their jobs. they miss stuff. it's actually absurd that we still pay for them. if they were not government employees they would all be fired for being terrible at their jobs. google it and then verbally abuse me afterward if you see them wrong, no one will do that. the only found it because there's 90 of them. >> they search every bag i have

every time i go through. they are very thorough. >> they've given me patdowns rubbing my stomach while i've been pregnant and unlike it's a baby. >> i hope someone did a wellness check on whomever was picking her up at the airport. because i felt like the fireworks... and the knives were for murder. the bear spray can so he couldn't see. it seemed like a well played plan except he was in another state. >> sounds like a very fun date. i don't know why you bring all the stuff through unless you meant to check it and were stupid. someone... they forget they have a gun. that's probably what it was. you know how embarrassing it is to have two bags of heroin pulled out?

>> i actually marvel at her commitment. that's pretty extraordinary. that's a lot to fit in a carry-on bag so she's like the george clooney movie where... where it's like the packing is an art form and to fit that much in a bag i was tremendously impressed by that. also if you have that much and then tsa finds out that's when you go all right i'm part of the squad that is testing you and you guys past, good job. i'm going to go report this back to the boys and high fives all around. let's hit the showers. >> you as one of the founding members and legends from ecw which is very extreme and you had some incredible matches. was there ever a time were you travel to where you forgot. >> barbed wire in my carry-on. completely forgot it was there.

to the point about tsa not getting it right, i discover that i'd been travelling with the same pair of scissors in one of the cases of my carry-on for the past ten years. the same pair of scissors and they have not detected them. >> they're looking for water bottles. >> when i heard this story i was thoroughly prepared for 90 different or something else. when i read fireworks i was a little disappointed by the story but what a commitment by this lady. >> it's very easy to get caught up in the fireworks. it's the three sharpened knives kind of throws off the party feel. >> maybe she was cooking. shops always travel with their own cutlery. >> rambo didn't have knives like that. >> it's a good way to get a flight attendant's attention you

want to drink. throw one in the air and they will bring a beverage. >> as everyone talks screaming bomb. >> sprayed. >> i would love for her to have been like what is it, what's in there, what the problem. you know that tsa work one hour at a time -- took one out at a time. >> she's like my flight leaves and 35 minutes. >> is there a problem? >> you're shampoo is 4 ounces. >> that's probably what it was is she threw a fit about the shampoo and then pulled out a knife and then it got weird. i don't know what else we could possibly ever say about this but whomever is picking her up at the airport, watch your six.

we will answer your questions next. [applause]

>> you were watching mailing it in. >> don kruger asked what gives you christmas spirit? >> christmas songs. i'm a big fan of christmas songs. as soon as i hear the first one gets me in the spirit. >> what's your favourite christmas song? >> the little drummer boy and come all you faithful by twisted sister. >> that makes more sense. kennedy what gets your blood going at christmas spirit? >> a ouija board. always find the christmas spirit i love jazz christmas music. amazon as a jazz station that's amazing because it's like new and old jazz and you can sing along and it's classy. that's a word that describes me very well. >> jim.

>> highways feel like holiday in when i walk out and ignore the santa who was there looking for donations. it makes me feel very connected to the holidays when he asks can you help and i go know and go that way. >> what gets you going, what's your christmas spirit thing? >> it's probably in sync christmas. it's a wonderful feeling, all the love in the room from the floors to the ceiling. >> very specific song. >> it gets me going. love and being nice to each other, that's the fun part. that's nice right? not like to walk into a room and have people be nice to you. it is nice, not with this audience. in some rooms. >> you just boot up pregnant

lady. >> love the tsa, they don't know who jojo cys and they are not sure about in sync, that might be too new for them. >> you had with a man and he got you pregnant. doesn't make you feel full of life? >> i'm literally full of life. they also hate that. >> we all hate life. steve allen asks among all the gifts for christmas as a kid, what gift you still remember the most? >> i remember the big wheel that i didn't get that my brother got. >> i'm almost scared to ask. >> i love when my grandma would give us a bag of m&ms and some scratch offs.

u.n. $20 on a scratch off you feel like my life is awesome you know. sitting around the table, your family doing scratch offs. nothing like christmas quite like that. >> jim. >> i remember one year i got a suitcase full of fireworks and knives. >> why do you go to me after him all the time? the evel knievel. you set up the ramp and then you let him go and you see if you can make the jump. >> i like the racetracks. the cars never stayed on and then you spent most of christmas trying to get the silver thing back on so it would stay on the track. then you try to build the ones from the year before to make a

super track and you spend 45 minutes and you always end up like... back when toys were broken within 7 minutes of getting them the sweet memories. debra wright asks what do you do to celebrate the new year? >> dinner, drinks, good time with friends. nothing special. except being with special people. >> champagne, the finest there is in new york city and lots of it. and i'm accepting donations. >> i usually drink champagne with kennedy, this year not going to do that. >> i will drink her champagne. >> you could combine and kennedy could give you a scratch off. >> also next to you doing scratch offs. >> i will go to a new year's eve party, i like to grab the mic and count down from 30 and then make everyone sing auld lang syne with 4 minutes to go.

it wrecks their nights. >> you preemptively strike the countdown. >> there's 4 minutes left and they are getting their coats on and going home. that's what i do. >> we will be right back.

>> thank you . >> tyrus: thanks to kennedy jim norton and cat templet we wish you a merry christmas happy hanukkah whatever you sell brachlt gene take us home. >> we always want to that our studio audience on behalf of greg tyrus and the gutfeld team we love you america, merry christmas! >> raymond: i'm raymond arroyo, this is a special edition of the ingraham angle