[ ♪♪ ] . >> greg: welcome back to this special edition of "hannity," that's all the time we have left for this evening. thank you for being with us. the other greg is next, the guy that is funny, have a great night, merry christmas, happy new year.

[ ♪♪ ] [ cheering a [ cheering a [ cheering and applause ] . >> greg: all right. thank you. thank you so much. everybody. good evening and merry christmas everyone. i'm joe macke, filling in for greg on this special edition of "gutfeld." it's boxing day, bosses treat their staff to gifts. that's why greg is still on leave. now that christmas is over everyone is focused on new year's. this afternoon a venezuela gang minute count backwards from 10 before taking my cell phone. after a 40 years break joe collar is making a comeback with triple the caffeine content. it's so jam-packed with

caffeine, when joe biden took a sip. his heart actually started beating. cnn is finishing 2024 with the lowest audience numbers in the network history in the 25-54-year-old demos, there's talk of layoffs, and pay cuts. christy jrn armon-poor changing her name to christy san really-frigging-poor. new jersey residents report questionable odors and tastes from the tap water. exhibiting questionable owners and tastes new jersey residents. fair enough. [ laughs ] . >> joe: jena bush haga announced on the today show that she doesn't wear panties, that's makes her the second talk show host admitting to going commando.

msnbc's lawrence o'donnell says the next tunnel under the river should be named after joe biden. he's not the only democrat waiting until the old man is understand ground. so, now that everyone has unwrapped their christmas gifts, eaten their fill of trurtle dove and argue with the families, it's time to come together and share something everyone can agree on. watching fox news. [ clapping ] >> just kidding, just kidding. [ cheering and applause ] . any most of us are still gullible to tune in to nbc. shout out to mary trump. it's hard to imagine there was a time not long ago when there were ideals the vast majorities vast deals of americans cree on, the easy stuff like country music and wrap shouldn't be conbind. kale is best left as a garnish

and never throw a surprise party for a 90-year-old. and if you do. >> even greg gutfield didn't wear a white thong past labor day. remember boss taking all the clothes off at the beach doesn't make it a nude beach. then there were the important beliefs we shared that kept our culture from falling into chaos, belief and marr it okay rahsy a good link, censorship wrong and assassinating people you don't like is not okay. she is days our culture is fracturedment significant slices of the population abandoned bedrock belief in exchange for the notion any end can justify the mean. after health care ceo brian thompson was murdered in cold blood a stay say found many found it acceptable. those people co-signed judge jury and executioner, imagine the maxim that creates. murder is justifiable if you

don't like how a business is run. who decides, a pilot back with back pain and a unibrow. if that's how you rationalize an action consider where that might lead. a bartender makes money serving alcohol to someone who drives drunk. kill him. a lawyer prophets defending a drunk driver. kill him. >> a hit man kills lawyers that defends drunk drivers, hire a different hit man and kill him. soon the entire country is baltimore. or chicago. or an eagles game. [ laughs ]l instead of looking at the point of view of murders, take a page out of the trump rr's book. inmates that had sentences come onuated, his message to 37 of them go to hell. perfect. the only thing that would have

made it better go hell and say hello to woodrow wilson for me. league of nations. bottom line, there's a stunning lack much forethought and empathy from liberals wanting to recreate the social contracts. ethics are a quid pro quo i don't support censorship i don't want to be sent sore said. i don't support murder i don't want to be murdered. many values came from religion, i believe in the 10 commandments. i mean they came from god. it's not the only reason they are valid. society crumbles when they lie, or murder. somes things are rights, some are wrong, not all ideas are created equally, morally or practically. that's why no one says nations experiencing tyranny and lawlessness are doing well. they say i'm respect glad i voted for trump this time. [ cheering and applause ] >>.

>> let's welcome tonight's guests. christmas is over, we always enjoy her presence - most of the outkick morning charlie arnold. she gets the final words when dealing with nerds. kara fredrik. tech policy director. >> her cravings are so strong she stole santa's cookies, new york contributor katherine timpf. into and when the ball drops in time square he puts it up for next year. new york's times best selling author, comedian tyrus. i'm going to cut to the chase off the bat. if you could murder someone you didn't like who would it be. >> you know, i really don't want to murder anyone wow, you guys don't like that answer.

honestly. not just because i'm such a sweetheart. seems like a whole thing. i would rather just watch tv. do you know what i mean, from what i have seen about murder seems like a whole thing, you do all this stuff. you get caught any. you know it's not really my thing. i agree. it's not just because i dope want to be murdered. that's where part of this stuff comes from i like jemima, a lot of us agree on the same things we want, we want to be happy. enjoy our lives, that kind of a thing. if we - the more we can unite around that, the better. actually, it's harder than i feel it should be. >> you are right about the last point and murder seems a production. you have to get the people to go

to the cliff. >> that is the way to do it, hiking. >> hiking seems like a great way to have someone slip. >> right, you have the reasonable doubt provided by mother nature. >> people slip. tyrus. >> take them on a cruise similar concept. >> instead of going through the long list of people i would like to murder, it's only a 40 minutes show. the biggest thing with murder, and i don't condone murder, but if you must you must have an exit strategy. >> exit strategy. >> you must plan from the escape back. the easiest thing is crushing the windpipe. the hardest way is not to leave your fingerprints. you must have an exit strategy. fellas, i know when you commit the murder - again, don't condone it - if you must. no semen, stop leaving the semen at every murder scene for

whatever reason, apparently it's - i don't know, i have not - yet to commit only fanticized about it. but from what i understand every murder scene every die is caught because there's a semen sample somewhere around where it happened. fellows, that's not the time, owes. exit strategy. >> yes, they call it a life of crime for a reason, not a 5 minutes of crime. you need an exit strategy. >> do not exit leaving your calling card. >> joe: don't leave your t-shirt behind, that would be a great t-shirt. >> don't i know it. >> joe: carlie, we are going to switch gears. >> okay. i watched a lot of true crime, i could add to the conversation, but let's move on. >> i think we have will our fill of semen on t-shirts. >> have we. >> i speak for myself. do you think we are getting to a

point any ends justifies the means or have we lost our moral compass. >> i totally believe there's a large fraction of people losing all morals and ethics. there's an extreme leftism there seems like there are many cases we evaluate what are the worse things that happen and there are extreme left. >> in favor of those things, allowing repeat criminals come through an open border yes. having the taxpayer dollar funding them. yes. defunding the police so said illegals are emboldened. emblazoned to commit a crime without repercussion yes. and treating heros, like criminals so no one wants to do anything when a crime is committed. all that draped into one is what we witnessed what happened in new york city. a woman set on fire, burning to

death because of an illegal and no one did a thing. the guy was fanning the jacket and flames to make it go stronger. no one wanted to do anything. it's a sad place to be in. it's extreme leftism and the consequences tv. >> joe: you are right about that. [ clapping ] >> you are a first-time guest cary, on this show. i'll throw you a soft bam. >> i'll take it. >> joe: ow do we help fix the stupid people that want to kill us. >> it is a job we are not ever going get to the bottom of. we saw moral rely ittivism. all the people saying this is my truth. there's no truth in the leftist mind. you talk about empathy in your monologue. this heat map is my roman empire living in my head. nature magazine did this thing

in 2019 mapping out what conservatives care about and leftists care about most. what conservatives care about is friends and family, what leftists care about most is the universe or nebulous concepts like rocks and inan mate objects. this is true. we care about friends and family, leftists have random conception, universalist conceptions and don't care about the flesh and blood people in front of them that. is why they are so unhappy. >> it's a great point. i like to say i'm conservative. >> more of a battle star galactica thing. >> i like rocks. if you can throw them at people. >> not more than your friends and family. >> depends. gotta watch out. usually in every murder it's a family member.

>> joe: that's the first way to start the first block of a post christmas seen. murder. next, california gives criminals pause by actually enforcing laws. [ cheering and applause ]

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shoplifters hitting stores making off with thousands in stolen american dixes while informative not as up fun as the women in prison movies i saw on sanaa max. it's part of the department's campaign to educate people on prop 36 creating harsher penalties for organized theft. and by hartcher penalties, any penalties i mean. specifically it permits felony for petty threat and allows aggregating the value of stolen gets to meet the 950 felony threshold. the video includes police bodycam footage of the women being detained. turns out they knew about the laws they discussed while handcuffed in the back of a patrol car. >> this is a felony. >> new laws. >> steal something a felon.

and this is it orange country, they don't break. that's why we did it last year had probation for a year, i told you. >> instead of using their real names they called each other bitch. brilliant. tyrus, are people going mess with orange county after seeing the video. >> you have to understand california is different territories of different worlds. orange county is conservative california, our d.a.s show up. they are going to put you under the jail if they can. the problem is in the liberal cities, there's nothing left to steal. all the toothpaste at walgreen's is understand six locks and keys. they decided to migrates and mess with conservative california, and so quote shakespeare they [ bleep ] up. because... [ clapping ] they are going to do time. here is the thing, here is the

part that should just drive you insane. they have enough enjoy to understand the laws, they know how the laws work. instead of using that brain power to get a job and better themselves they thought the shop in fact spree of stealing [ bleep ] they didn't need. now they'll look at because one was looking out the window, she didn't want to hear the truth from bitch. bitch one told bitch 2 it's like a messed up distr zeus thing, bitch one said to bitch two, we are through. we are going in a little box, probably going to get touched by the warden who is a fox. that's the part, they have the ability to be better. the system allows them to do these things, they got away with it, it's a huge reality check. they should play that video to everyone walking into the stars, have it up in the stores,

realizing that is this an is the no fun zone. someone will say they were oppressed and their great-grandmother was a slave. they gi zero [ bleep ] in orange county. >> joe: they seem unconcerned about going to a women's prison, it's one of my biggest fantastic cities, and on tyrus's point cs are learning, and cops too, they are running fast. like tyrus, they get to be cops again. >> the women's prisons in california have men in them. i would be worried about that. they doesn't you shouldn't be happy-go-lucky. i grow up in orange county, i understood when i was in eighth grade with when have cop stopped me for jay walking, orange county, they do not play here. there's a reason why it's nice, it's a beautiful place, they don't incentivize behaviors prop dated by the criminals.

i wondered two, do they walk around with targets. calculators to know what is not a felony, seems they are well versed than i am on the propositions and laws. i guess well done girls to a degree. >> i don't know, it's bitch one and bitch two. >> sorry, bitches. >> joe: they certainly didn't seem concerned about getting caught. that's not how shoplifting is done. >> it's true. it's not their first rodeo, don't they know they are being recorded. man, talk about it later. this video - it suggests that the felony designation is a deterrent. a lot argued on the left that such things are not deterrence. this suggests that is it is a deterrent and they are stealing bread. we have that much experience, exit strategy is not good. i don't condone stealing it's not a victimless crime, just

like murder, it's another thing where you need an exit strategy, if you must. do not be like yes. that stealing i did was felony stealing, yeah, bitch, that's not now how - as far as exit strategies go, it's not one. >> one of thieves knew it was a felony charlie. >> they did the research, if they did research they realize probability there are sales where it could have been below the threshold and would not be a felony. that was bad preparation on their part. they were not shy. the one girl grabbed a box on the way out. she's like should i take this, yes, and walks out with the box. they had not care, they had no fear of the gating caught. that's what happens when you have leftist policies, criminals

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>> a story in five words. trump, gretzky in b.p. m. donald trump is controlling

prime minister by backing wayne gretzky for prime minister. i said wayne, why don't you run for prime minister of canada soon to be known as the governor of canada. you would win easily, you wouldn't have to campaign, he had no interest. i think the people of canada should start a draft wayne gretsky movement. it would be so fun to watch. [ clapping ]. >> joe: as the biggest hockey fan her, since wayne gretsky is not interested could you tri with mario lemieux. >> i think it's funny it was posted yesterday, as in christmas day. where were ya. sit sit there like this needs to be said. donald trump has a lot of fun trawling justin trudeau, who is unpopular. wayne gretsky said he had no desire. i think he could win without campaigning, that is true. but, i think a lot of people

could. it's - canada is done with it. there's a lot of popular canadians. alana morisset. an-murray. >> maple syrup. >> joe: that's not a person. merging with canada, it would strengthen the american zamboni industry. >> i really love canadians, they are some of my favorite people consistently, yes, when i neat - in the wrestling business there's a lot of canadians, i got know a lot of canadians working with w.w.e. in my past life. they are so funny, they have some of the best senses of humour, as americans we can be a little uptight and stiff. i would welcome them into this country, with wayne gretsky as their prime minister. that's awesome, and i feel like he's well qualified. if justin trudeau can be a drama teacher of the year and a prime

minister why can't wayne gretsky be prime minister with his career behind him. >> good point and the funniest comedian, canadian donaldson. >> trump is talking about making canada one state. how about making is 10 states. >> have you heard to canada clowns america, i rejects that. i'll call him governor gretzky. one is better, it's simple. canada has nowhere to go but up right. this is the country that they gaoled the truckers from the freedom convoy. they worshipped dei and climate change, and now as you said the economy is in shambles, the count very in shambles, people are resigning right and left. trump's ethos is i'm an souther, disruptor, gretzky could be part of that. he's not part of the establishment.

he could take something, nowhere to go but up. focus on outcomes not process for the sake of process. and canada one day will crown america. >> there's nowhere to go but up, but you are blocked by the polar bears. tyrus, you are an athlete. you know trump, has he asked you to lead canada. >> well, i can't disclose to that. it will go back to my murder list we talked about in an earlier segment. justin trudeau has his own appearance. problems. he couldn't bet a moose. i think they have the wrong guy. president donald trump, picked the wrong guys, you want someone to clean up canada make it stronger you need to go with brett hart. >> a wrestler. >> best there was, best there ever will be, he's the best at execution, he can balance a prgement. go with a wrestler. i like canada's estate. and we should break it up. canada is a big place, where

would you put the capital once we call it new texas, where would i put it. i love what he is doing, he's so insignificant and out of it. he's like wayne gretsky spends more time in la than in canada. probably all he can think of was quick, give me a canadian. and one is like wayne gretsky, he can kick his ask. i feel like they were sitting around the christmas skinner table, you know. and so i just feel like this conservative thing will show its face in canada, we don't have to do make a mistake, they'll work with us, like mexico and china, they are allergic to terrorists. should work out fine. >> joe: it's a great point. athletes usually are confident people. who can affect grain. wayne gretsky said you miss 100%

of a shot you don't take. that's a trump-like quote. he's talking about i have to shoot. >> he could pick someone from the cast of "de grasse'sy". >> joe: that show. i knew that was coming. >> he's in a wheelchair at the end of the show. >> i never forgot. >> other than drake, i don't know what the rest of the cast is doing. that would be great one of them to be the prime minister. >> joe: i think it would be good for canada, seems our only canadian references are polar bears, syrup and drake. so it would help broaden the horizons for everyone, we are going get comments on the facebook page about that one, i love you can't da. coming up focus group includes wokeness cost the democrats dude. dude. christmas 12 hours!! not coughing? hashtag still not coughing?!

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[ ♪♪ ] . >> joe: getting out of the hand, killing the democrats brand. according to focus group, dems are in a hole and their previous supporters thing they are weak and too focussed on woke issues, now their panties are in a bunch - and i'm talking about the men. participants included young men in battleground dates voting to joe biden, trump lost the voters backed dems previously and voted for frurm and 2020 biden voters that didn't vote. they were asked to compare it to animals here is how they destroyed it. >> an ostrich, heads are in the sand and koala, lazy and complacent. i would have said unicorn, they lie though children and have weapons attached to their forehead. the focus groups concluded that the dems are no longer the party of the working cast but the

coastal elite snobs. biden is on vacation in ritzy saint croix, every time he dips his toe in the water the sharks swim away. how does he feel about the sorry state of the democratic party. >> who cares, man, i'm on location, democrats stabbed me in the back to you thing i care what they do. no, i'm retirement. i good to spend that bar. >> sna money, surf's up bitch. [ clapping ]. >> joe: charlie, if you had to give the democrats advice, what would you tell them. >> if i had to give them advice - stay home. stay home. it would be better off for everyone. happy to say merry christmas again, right, finally. [ clapping ] >> i mean, i'll tell you the angry kamala how dir we say merry christmas circulated the

group chat. people are waking up realizing after the election, after carr malla failed -- kamala failed miserably that the conservatives said nothing that is not based on commonsense, designs or the constitution. they are realizing that the extremism coming from the left is doing nothing more than creating more of an insane society, guying the country and people are realizing wait, people feel the same way i do and i can have more confidence speaking up for myself now, we are getting to a better place, yes, the merry christmas thing sold everyone ahead of the election for sure. >> i never stopped saying er-merry christmas, i'm a bad ass. [ clapping ]. >> joe: thank you, thank you. [ clapping ]. >> joe: cary, you are crushing it on your first appearance, it's a good thing. i kicked with ann celtar she polled the country and more are watching tonight than will watch

the super bowl this year. >> perfect, perfect. >> joe: one of the survey results was that they found that the former democrats thought that they couldn't fight for the american people s that your impression. >> absolutely. and you look at the - the democrats abandoned the working class, and the middle class. they are a party of the coastal elites what people call the 1%, and the subsidized poor as well. it's a problem. because america was built on the backs of regular people, every day people like you and i. people who are not going to be vacationing in st. coix, i can't pronounce it right i've never been there or imagine going there, because i cannot afford it. the democrats lost their minds. i think this is evidence in elon musk. he doesn't say i became a red-blooded conservative because i walked out of the room with elephant on my shirt or anything like that.

he has no, the democratic party left me. i stayed the same and they left me. to charlie's point. they went woke, crazy, extremist and we need to talk about that more, there's a reason dowl si is not a department and asi junior is not a development. we are the party of commonsense, we are for america, merry christmas, god bless america, let's say it again, [ cheering and applause ] . >> joe: kat, mer e-merry christmas. >> we don't say it enough. >> we don't. we have 11 more days, as a famous american libertarian, you could have gotten more votes than chase. what do you think is the democrats problem, why do you think so many democrats pulled the leer leave for trump --

lever for trump. >> i think people are realizing that what they are trying to brand the attributes as didn't make sense. they were preaching democrats about inclusion and compassion and there was an idea they are too sensitive and breakdown the way they gave with the way ta looks in practice, and that's not what it is there's nothing sense and compassionate about judging people that believe differently to you in an extreme way. you can't be all about inclusion when in practice what you are doing is you need to agree with everything else you are a race. >> sexist and zeno phone. not only is that the case, but if you talk to anyone that disagrees with me, you are what normalizing racism. normalizing this and this. that is not inclusion, that is literally the opposite of

inclusion, it's so stream. there was such a demand for a complete purity and falling in line that people said, you know, this is not nice, it does not feel inclusive, you are not sensitive, you are mean and judgmental. i think people felt nothing was good enough. they were sick of being yelled at or screamed at by people with a lot more money than they are they did, a lot of celebrities that came out for biden and kamala. the way they were looking at it was different to how they would have used. >> joe: you make great points, as a fan of judging people you ruined that. you are on a bus make a speaker phone call without headphones. tyrus, what animal would you describe the democrats as. >> jellyfish. no back bone and nobody wants to touch it because it stings. >> that's great.

>> good. [ clapping ] >> they need to go outside and industry competitive sports, do some push-ups. try that crunchy green [ bleep ] go walk on that, get a little sun on your face, make a baby. do something. put down tiktok for half hour, you toe, get in a bar fight. live life. get a scar, do you know what i'm saying, get a tattoo of a woman that doesn't love you. do something dangerous. please, please, think about which one you want to do first, joe. you want me to take you to a first bar fight. i'll take you, i'll stand behind you if it gets iffy. >> joe: only if i can say if you mess with me i'll mess with tyrus. >> before you knock them out you are like merry christmas, pop.

i'm saying put down the tiktok and all the [ bleep ] go outside. >> relax. >> so we are going wedgy you, laugh at you at the gym. so we drive over you with our trucks, you'll heal. you'll be better for it. >> that brings me back to my days of being a high school bully. next. which chap from home alone is likely to break a bone. [ clapping ] and..

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>> our question of the day comes to us, which home -- charlie there is lots to choose from. the iron stepping on ornaments. the bb gun to the genitals. what's your pick? >> i have one question, why is it called a booby trap? where did that come from? >> women used to put mouth traps in their blouses and when you put your hand in, a booby trap? >> seriously? >> i'll accept that as a real answer. >> i never lie. look at my hands. i've been booby trapped a few times. >> hands down. the worst booby trap was the tarantula on the face of mars -- no, no. if you put a massive spider in the house, even if i don't see

it, i'll run very far away and it was the most epic screen. the scream was legendary. >> are you kidding me? >> no. i'm so scared. >> harmless spider on your face is worse than a blow torch on your head. >> that's factually inaccurate. i'm sorry. >> i'm still going with it. >> simply false. >> -- and the breadbasket. >> that's my pick. that i'll take a spider anywhere, rather than having my actual hair on fire. he has his hair -- and also, he just stands there which i would think is the worst way to deal with that i'm not a fire expert but to me, that over a fluffy little spider saying hello, come

on. >> i have to agree with kat but my worst one is the nail to the barefoot. >> excruciating. there is a reason why torture is slow and they draw it out. won't feel a thing, but this thing you would feel go in and then you've got to pull it out at some point. no, that's wrong. so i'm right. >> you make a good case. tyrus? >> besides his parents being stuck with a polka band. i would say burning your hand on the door knob is pretty -- because your skin is coming off and your fingers take forever to heel and you will feel that forever and your fingerprints are permanently burnt on the door which again goes back to the exit strategy. >> that's a great point. >> there is the emotional pain of having been left behind by a group of people. it reminds me of being in high

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