provider, your home insurance provider, the cell phone company, cable company, call them and say look, i'm considering changing. can you give me a deal to keep me as a customer? griff, you'd be shocked, about 80% of the time they find a way to save money because they want to keep you as a customer. but here's the problem most people make, is they go spend their found money. instead, take the money, capture it, keep it, direct that money toward your highest interest rate debt. could be the credit card or the car loan that we're money is working as hard for you as you work for it. >> griff: those are great tips, derek kinney come if i do not win that $1.2 billion tonight i may have to give you e information. thank you as always and have a great holiday weekend. well, that will do it for us. things for joining us on "your world." have a great weekend. "the five" is next. ♪ ♪

>> jessica: hello, everyone. jessica tarlov on the kennedy, joey jones come in katie pavlich, and tyrus. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ms. a musical it could be the greatest merger of all time or a geopolitical disaster. shark tank star and proud canadian kevin o'leary is making a stunning claim that half of his fellow conducts, about 20 million people come are open to president-elect trump's bold pitch to make canada the 51st state and even willing to go down to mar-a-lago to help broker the deal. watch. >> canadians over the holidays the last two days have been talking about this. they want to hear more. think about the power of combining the two economies, erasing the border between canada and the united states and putting all of that resource up to the northern borders where china and russia are knocking on the door. secure that, common currency,

figure out across the board, everything trading both ways, create a new passport, i like this idea and at least half of canadians are interested. >> jessica: that's not the only person showing up at mar-a-lago. two top canadian members. a border plan hoping to ward off spirits threats to impose economically damaging tariffs on imports. homan saying canada is "ready to go" and trump himself has made clear where he stands. >> essentially we are paying canada and we love canada, i have so many friends, i love canada. but why are we spending $150 billion on canada? canada allows people and drugs to flood into our northern border. >> jessica: so i caught your face as i was talking.

it wasn't just because i called kevin o'leary ken. what do you think of this merger idea, tyrus? >> tyrus: i think both of his watches are broken. there is no 50% canadians willing to give up canada. that is their country. that would be like 50% of americans, oh, yakima we want to join -- it almost owns like a promotional stunt for a team tv show. i think the canadian government is paying attention because president trump is trolling them and having a good time with it and maybe mr. wonderful a string to get in on it but 50% -- i would love to see the poll. it goes back to what this administration is trying to do. it is not a laughing matter. president trump is putting his foot down and using tariffs to get them to come to the table. i think there is a huge conservative presence in canada and we haven't seen it for a long time. let's be honest, if canada became a country -- play along with this game, okay, they are one of the most liberal countries, between the two senate seats that they would

have would make jessica's day because they would both be liberal and we would lose the senate, so thank you, no, we are good. no deal. as they would say in "shark tank" or whatever. >> jessica: which i was watching last night. it's so good. so trump is getting his desired effect, right, people are coming, he is holding court there, he has a transition team down there. this is pretty high-stakes in terms of trade with canada, 300 billion of our goods, we buy 340 billion of their goods. last i checked, the usmca was negotiated by trump, 1.0. so where do you think we end up in all of this, katie? >> katie: well, we may end up with an additional trade deal better for the american people, but the bottom line, people in canada want to give up the country, a lot of people to do it administration can work with

in canada, common sense on the economy, to get to the table and at least change some things that he doesn't like that they have seen happening over the past four years. i find it very interesting that the ministers who have flown down to mar-a-lago after trudeau flew to have a one-on-one meeting, meeting with tom homan, the new border czar, trump not only using tariffs to push for border security and combat fentanyl and to combat terrorism and terrorists who come across the northern border which is the longest border in the world, so it is very interesting to see how they are using the economics to push on other issues, not just the trade deficit and a new trade deal that trump may want for the country. >> jessica: joey come i want to pick up on that with tom homan, he has seemed to become a central player in the transition and you have democrats and republicans that are talking to him, mayor adams here in new york city, had a meeting with him, do you think that the canadians being ready to play ball, they have a new border security bill to invest

over a billion dollars in this, they clearly know it is a central plank of trump's platform and what he wants to do moving forward. they are also all up for reelection and trudeau is forecasted to lose. do you think they are foreseeing a trump-like movement north of the border, as well, and trying to stamp that out? >> joey: i think you have seen it throat the western world, in some ways, and i don't know if it is trump-like. i defined trump as a make america great again, make north american great again now, as populism, mainstream populism, it's an opportunity for people to feel heard and seen and feel like you are not speaking for us at some big corporation that puts a movie out with an agenda, one way or the other, you are not speaking for us if you are version of dei puts a disadvantage towards my kid that is white and male. so that i don't think his conservatism. i think it's common sense. and i think that's what you see sweeping across most places that

have any form of representative democracy. but when it comes to canada specifically, when you look at the list of things that we import at high levels, kind of toward the top of the list is oil and gas. going back to the keystone pipeline, canadian oil, so if president trump is going to drill, baby, drill in alaska and he is going to keep our energy cheap and make it cheap and make us energy independent again he can't tariffs oil and gas and get that accomplished probably, at least not immediately, so if he does this -- the other one is vehicles. we have spoken to end a lot about detroit and the vehicles made in this country and in mexico and in other places, so i would predict if tariffs went away chances are some of these things are carved out anyway but the truth is he doesn't want an economy war, he doesn't want a trade war, he wants a secure border and to fulfill his main promise which is to keep bad things and bad people out of our country is much as possible, and i don't understand how canada can't be a partner in that, so i don't know why we have to get to the point of tariffs to begin

with. >> jessica: but that is where he started with all of this. with the 25%. >> kennedy: yes, and that was the point to have an economic impact quickly that is obviously beneficial to americans, and i agree with tyrus, i don't think there are 50% of canadians who are like, we don't want any national independence at all, we don't want our own identity. the cold forgotten part of america where people may be go see vancouver once every five years. i don't think they are dying for that either. i do have faith that these canadian conservatives do want a better way of life. canada has some really manly men, and they are forgotten because they are represented by justine trudeau, who wanted to give americans a lecture that we failed because we didn't elect kamala and we didn't elect hillary. that's because american voters rationally looked at these two candidates and said maybe they don't represent my personal interests, and they look at donald trump and they go, i like

some of the things he has to say, i'm going to give him a shot once again, but the difference is there are a lot of americans who want their politicians to work with donald trump, not just work against him, and i think that might be how a lot of canadians feel, but they also want the agreement to benefit their lives, economically ended every every other way possible. that means that it's easier to travel between the united states and canada, that's fantastic. i do think this president wants a secure border. i think he is trolling come he doesn't want to 51st state because if you want a secure border, the first thing you do is not dissolve it. i think people are taking some of his jokes too literally. >> jessica: right. like how did we say it in the first term? never take him -- >> katie: seriously but not literally. >> jessica: seriously but not literally, the 47th president of the united states. i mean, all of us on a holiday friday. coming up, is my party's brand

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♪ ♪ >> joey: yeah, democrats are finally getting brutally honest on why they lost. "the new york times" talking to a butch party bigwigs and strategist liz smith probably summed it up best after she said "the democratic brand is in the toilet." many of the democrats who succeeded this cycle, our best over performers for races are people who ran against the democratic party." speaking of that toxic brand, choctaw just dropped a bombshell, a polling memo from two years ago warning they would go broke if they went woke. >> a strategist for a biden super pac circa 22 sent me a point memo that he had sent to the campaign. the democracy message really didn't ring true with latino voters. especially if they are first or second jen. oh, you want to see democracy

crumble end? let me introduce you to el salvador. democracy that doesn't work, venezuela. the trim campaign targeted them on the same issues they were targeting working-class white voters. and the harris campaign targeted them as a community of color. >> joey: so could fresh leadership be the antidote for all the ls the democrats? well, not so fast. jen psaki is scolding her party for snubbing aoc and taking a 74-year-old longtime key committee -- for a key committee post -- check this out. >> house democrats missed what i would consider a big oppor opportunity. they passed over congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez for the top democratic spot on the house oversight committee. this felt like an obvious chance to apply some of the lessons we should have learned from the november election, right? instead, democrats passed over one of the august, most media savvy members of congress for a key leadership public role.

>> joey: tyrus. >> tyrus: yes. >> joey: it's play and how aoc is the future of the democrat party. >> tyrus: she's not. first of all. they decided not to go with an influencer over someone who had actual experience. aoc's legislative record is what? how many laws? what? they figured out the problem is the democrats haven't been in office. they haven't been working. this has been the progressive branch. when you say brand, you are not selling sneakers and shoes. your brand is the american people. the democratic party used to have solid ideas. down the middle stuff. what happened was we got a president who was unfit, a cover-up and the people calling the shots were progressives. and that is what ruled the ruined the democrats. you have people part of the crime tell you what was wrong. you were part of the problem. you promoted and unfit joe biden and now you are trying to tell

mainstreet common sense democrats what is wrong with their party? no, you're part of the problem. we need to get back to common sense values and there are people on the left who voted for trump who didn't change their little donkey pins, they just wanted common sense, just like the extreme right, we don't want them calling shots. we saw 3.5 years of progressives who are not elected calling shots, the aocs, those are the ones, biden was wandering around, they were telling us he was sharp as tax and quicker than anyone else, no one could keep up with him. you lied to the american people, that's why you lost the election. dei come on qualified people made decisions and america said no, period. >> joey: katie, no one things tthinks the establishment appoid trump. president trump was an outsider in 2016 and a disrupter in 2024. kamala harris, for all intents and purposes -- i do concede she was on the ticket when joe biden

was elected, so there is that -- but she was anointed to be the candidates. how of this, get into the weeds of the democrat party, some of the answers are kind of simple, they created this elitist and very nondemocratic idea of how government -- >> katie: trump himself was a movement and that is what the republican party is going to have to figure out when he leaves the presidency, how do they get people out to vote for the republican party if trump is not at the top of it, that is why he chose j.d. vance to carry the torch of the maga movement, but in terms of democrats and what they were telling people and what their actions were, for years they were screaming that trump was a threat to democracy, and you started to see this fall apart in the early summer when poland showed that actually independent voters thought the democrats where the threat to democracy and then that was amplified in july and august when kamala harris was not elected to be the nominee, she was placed as the nominee, and you listened to democrats who voted for trump or just decided not to vote for her and they will say themselves they didn't

like that there wasn't a democratic process while they were screaming about being the party of democracy. overall, democrats have this problem where identity politics went to die during the last election. they are losing their coalitions that they have built over the course of the past 20 years. they don't have a plan to really get them back, and republicans are cutting into the demographics at typical he vote for them. they are going to have to grapple with that. finally, the final thing is we are people like jen psaki and tt saying they lost because they weren't left enough, when every single arrow on the map went to the right. the country shifted to the right. california voted for prop 36 in every single county they won on law and order and yet their solution is to double down on crazy at it is not that gerry connolly is a moderate by any means -- i'm not sure that was actually about seniority than anything else, but this idea that there is a number of high profile media democrats in their own bubble cg

for more far left ideas and policy positions when the county thoroughly rejected that and they lost to trump the second time thoroughly and i think is very interesting, see how that plays out, right now they are losing a coalition and they're not listening to people who just want some normalcy in their lives. >> joey: jessica, one of the people in this "new york times" discussion, it was a written discussion online, whatever that is come i don't know, i'm ignorant to those kind of things come i guess, but one of the people said, she was asked, i dt remember which one, she was asked, has the democrat democratic party -- well, some utility to it, that might be a generous description. i know you don't feel that way, but i know you have opinions, sr opinion on what the democratic party should do moving forward? lean into the aocs to find their version of trump or to double down on their progressive

leanings? >> jessica: well, aoc is a multitude of things. so on the one hand, she is a lefty progressive, legislator, she has said some of the things that have hurt the party the most, like defund the police, for instance. and that is a huge problem. she is also, on the other hand, one of the only bona fide media savvy brands that we have, and i know a lot of people who tune into her instagram lives, who do not agree with her politics at all, people either on the conservative side of the party or even republicans -- it should be noted as well that she is really well-liked on the hill. there are a lot of republicans that enjoy her personally, that think they could find ways to work with her. but this election was a branding election. donald trump is an enormous brand. he is out there selling items with his name on it, for god sake, guitars, bibles, states, whatever it is, and aoc is one of the people in her party who understands how to communicate and i think that iss talking about, the missed

opportunity. gerry connolly who has technically earned the right to be head of committee is 74 years old and also has cancer, and that is complicating. may be there is some middle ground person who is like in their 50s, which is what jamie raskin was, he moved up to a different committee assignment, but i can understand people thinking, at this moment, when we lost the podcasting wars, shouldn't we have people that can show up anywhere, anytime, and talk to anyone? you can imagine aoc on with joe rogan, lex friedman, andrew scholz, alex cooper, the "pod save america" brose, she can go anywhere and i think we desperately need that. it is a working class voter problem. tyrus has said this many time. the only color that mattered this election was green. you have to message on that. and our party, you might be able to pull off winning an election without working-class voters, but most democrats i know and the way i feel is i don't want to do that, i don't want to be a party of just people with

college degrees and above, so we need to focus on that kind of messaging like with dan osborne did, what pat ryan did, et cetera. >> joey: kennedy, how vulnerable are republicans specifically trump-led republicans in losing some of these things that fall into that populism umbrella if the democrats to find the right voice, and we talk about thingsi don't know, legalizing marijuana, or some of the things that feel more progressive, but those are people that kind of fell in under trump a little bit this time around, maybe that's a bad example, but. >> kennedy: i don't think it is a bad example. this election was really about ideas and talking to people about their pain, and i disagree with you, it is not about the optics and it is not about the messenger. it was a referendum against progressivism. people see that. they feel that, and they are sick of it. it doesn't work. and alexandria ocasio-cortez can say things like, well, i'm done primary people -- it's because she wants to be a mainstream democrat. she's also, my values have never

changed type of kamala democrat, and her words have harmed the party. her ideas are awful for america. and voters are never going to accept her as a mainstream candidate because she is so polarizing it unlike trump who can pivot to populism which helps working people, she is a confiscate or. she has these big ideas like tanking an amazon facility just outside new york city and voters here were outraged because they are like, no, we want those jobs, not your virtue signaling and grandstanding. so i think they have to find people who can get them back to populism. if they do, yes, republicans are very, very vulnerable on that point, but as long as democrats are the party of war hawks, i don't think republicans have a lot to worry about right now. >> joey: i think aoc has an authenticity about her -- regardless if you believe it or not, if you juxtapose her to kamala, she could say the same thing and be much more believable, and she is young, so she can change her views and her

positions and be forgiven for it. i think going against pelosi that many times brought her some credibility -- >> katie: she kept losing -- pelosi knifed her from the hospital in germany. >> joey: i think aoc will probably be around. coming up, the unthink ball has just happened. jessica is going maga over a day one trump action. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> katie: well, america is so back. according to the daily mail, the infamous diet coke bunton will be making its return to trump's desk on day one. the mounted wooden box with the

legendary seal became stuff of legend in trump's first term, could press the button whenever he wanted a soda, of which he reportedly drank 12 times a day, and if that isn't enough to scream america is back, the bald eagle is finally the national bird of the united states. only took us 250 years, but the majestic and soaring symbol of our nation has finally got its due after congress passed the measure with a unanimous support and biden signed it into law. so let's raise a toast to our diet coke and to the good old u.s. of a. so jessica, we have some bipartisanship. biden signed the eagle as the official bird, and then trump has his diet coke button coming back. we can do two things at once. >> jessica: we can, and i hope that this is an indication that we leave diet coke alone. >> katie: mcdonald, too, probably. >> jessica: i don't know, did you see cheryl hines said he had

to eat it and it was so upsetting for him? but i think there are very few joys in life like diet coke when you really want one. and i couldn't live without it. i gave it up for a whole year, though, once. >> katie: so do you like it in a bottle or a can? >> jessica: i like it in a can and i like fountain diet coke. diet coke tiktok challenge, but i needed some assistance. >> katie: joey, in atlanta, they have coca-cola headquarters, we can try all of the coax and diet cokes all across the world peered. >> joey: coca-cola is another thing that globalism ruined. it used to be a great american brand, we even had cocaine in it and it was awesome. it was a georgia brand. now it has turned into disney of soft drinks. i like it. if you are going to do coca-cola, you've got to do full strength. >> tyrus: thank you! >> joey: you know what i mean? >> tyrus: i hate diet coke.

sorry, mr. president. i agree on a lot of things but i only like regular coke and my jacket, that's it. daniels, if you are out there, merry christmas. not a fan of diet coke, i will pass it forward. >> jessica: any diet sodas? >> tyrus: why? if you are going to dance with tthe devil, disco. do the real deal. thank you, joey. >> katie: there is another controversial topic that i think is worse than diet coke. do we actually like eagles? >> kennedy: no, we don't like eagles. they are awful. they are mean. they will take their talents and rip your eyeballs out if you give them the opportunity. i know katie has been to alaska. >> katie: yes. >> kennedy: when i saw the eagles there at the airport, just right outside, the landing strip, i was like, oh, they are so majestic. people were like, do not go near them, don't look at them, they hate you, they hate everything about you. eagles are intrinsically not about freedom, they are about death and destruction -- >> tyrus: top of the food

chain. >> kennedy: i think they are beautiful. i think they are gorgeous. i have an eagle tattoo on my chest with its wingspan on my arms -- >> katie: and the american flag. >> kennedy: the eagle is holding an american flag in each talent with a gun at a diet coke. >> joey: i don't know if i believe you, but i have everything but the diet coke tattooed on me. i need you to know that is a real thing, some of us -- >> katie: joey, you are listen,. i love the symbolism. they look cool. but i also am a big fan of benjamin franklin. he wrote a letter to his daughter, and he called the bald eagle as a bird a bad moral character, he does not get his living honestly. he is too lazy -- they call them freedom pigeons because in the wild what they do is they steal the kills of other animals or they scavenge and pick up things that are already dead, and this

is what i love. he wanted the north american turkey, which pretty much their four turkeys in north america and one in central america, so it is an american bird only, and he said this about the turkey, which i love, they are a true original native of america. he said they are a little vain and silly, but they are a bird of courage. is there anything more american -- >> tyrus: they are also bald like him. >> joey: that's what it is. >> tyrus: he was a bald guy tired of wearing the wigs, everyone knew he was bald, wanted to feel more comfortable and what is the baldest bird on the planet? >> katie: i have a friend washington state and her little dog was taken by an eagle. they are strong and scary. >> joey: ever go turkey hunting, they are a bird of courage. they will come at you. >> katie: and they can fly. turkeys do fly, like penguins. all right, "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> kennedy: welcome back. it is time for "the fastest." first up, here's a little phone etiquette 101 for you. nobody, and i mean nobody, wants to hear you discuss your ingrown toenail with your aunt sally at 30,000 feet. "the wall street journal" is lamenting how americans have stopped using their headphones while flying. they give them out free. i'll buy some for you. some travelers are even confronting people who think it is okay to have phone conversations on speaker. tyrus, i know that you feel very strongly about this, and i do, as well, and i have complained to flight attendants and have been like, i can't stand here someone else's movie, put

the speakers in the ears. >> tyrus: they shouldn't have to be complained to. it should be automatic. literally there should be an ejection seat. no, i'm sorry. certain things -- >> kennedy: open the door. >> tyrus: baby crying, part of life, no problem. but somebody watching home videos of their favorite birthday at all zone on speaker, no, sorry, that's grounds for -- those people should be put on the no-fly zone list. immediately. you have no respect for anyone in your circle. whatever bubble you live in should be pursedded immediately and publicly shamed. >> kennedy: we are misusing government bullying. >> tyrus: wedgies should be allowed for that. >> kennedy: somebody having a speaker phone conversation, argue allowed to jump in -- >> katie: i think you should. is a it's an invitation that if you don't want to go to jail -- >> kennedy: in public -- >> katie: straight to jail or share a conversation. i know somebody who when they

hear someone on their speakerphone or playing their music out loud on the plane, they start playing a video of their screaming child nonstop as loud as possible, and then the person looks over like oh, i just wanted to have you listen to i want to listen to. it's also worse when kids are playing games and the parents don't put headphones on the children, and then they are offended when you say something, how dare you -- >> kennedy: what happened that people get offended now? >> joey: it's an unsolvable problem. i don't have the need to temper myself so i have to not engage. if i say anything i'm not going to stop say anything and then the redneck will come out. >> kennedy: the guns i would. >> joey: i become the news. joey jones kicked off a flight because he put some loud person in a headlock. i have two moves, headlock and bite your knees off. >> kennedy: i think america will come to your defense. >> kennedy: going to take the contrary position?

>> jessica: amos on that. no, i hate it. i find the amount of people also facetiming, walking around, who almost die and get hit by cars constantly because they have to do it that way and they are off headphones to be so strange. what i have struggled with is the toddler ipad watching before they are old enough to wear headphones. so cleo will watch no sound because, i'm like, if you can't wear them, -- >> katie: you can't subject people to them. >> kennedy: that's great parenting. >> jessica: i'm trying my be best. >> kennedy: as jessica tarlov really a commie, i say she is a wonderful mom. >> jessica: that's not really an answer to that question, but i appreciate that, as my twin. >> kennedy: people always go, are you jessica tarlov? aiko yes, they voted for trump. up next, group chats are like modern-day quicksand, jump in for funny means and gossip, next

thing you know you are drowning in 63 unread texts about susan's cat. how do you read when without being rude? etiquette experts are offering tips, one saying "group captain chats are about feeling connectd supported entertainment if you are not getting that it is okay to dip out." so can you irish could buy a group chat or do you have to say something? >> tyrus: i'm a grown ass man, we don't group chat. if somebody -- here's what happens with -- no, none, refuse. here's what's always happens. did you forget that it's a group chat and eventually you will text about the annoying group chat that was sent to you by such and such in the group chat. so you just say, bruh, i'm good. there is nothing in a group chat that needs to be discussed that's that important. if you can't tell me what's going on, just a bunch of 6'8", 300-pound guys group chatting

over the yellowstone finish, i', it's just not there. how many group chats have we been a part of? none. >> joey: i am involved in several group chats, so my friends go in the other direction. i appreciate where you're coming from. it's like if you go on a hunting trip, there is a group text for the hunting trip -- >> tyrus: coordinates, important things. >> joey: there is always one or two people come i'm probably one of them, that takes it in the wrong direction. has to throw a meme in there that will get everybody fired or something like that. so i have a lot of group texts. i have a brother-in-law who is an absolute sociopath, psychopath, he deletes all of his text as soon as he reads them. >> kennedy: i hope he doesn't have cable. >> joey: i told him this. he deletes his text after reading them. his always lost because somebody is throwing back to something two days ago. he also hates group text -- >> tyrus: why? >> katie: these group chats seem to cause a lot of drama among the moms i know. the mom shaming that goes on in the group texts seems to be a

little over-the-top. but i think it depends on whether you were asked to be included. if you just get included without your permission in a group chat, you can just leave. just get out. >> kennedy: the group texts that are so annoying is when everyone has to respond. on my god, amazing! what a great idea! >> tyrus: this is my idea. >> kennedy: i love oreo pie! yes, queen! >> jessica: just like it or heart it now, you don't have to respond. just mute it. you don't have to leave. >> katie: a defense who is in the group text. >> je >> joey: passing word. >> tyrus: wary you add, it's not -- >> k >> kennedy: if you have older members, my mom recently discovered -- >> tyrus: one of the nice things about not having parents or grandparents. >> kennedy: you can have mine, at least on loan. she would love it.

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>> tyrus: thanks, jessica. it is "fan mail friday" so let's get to it. okay, number one, kennedy, we will just go around the table, quick answers. okay, if you were to win the mega lotto tonight, what would you do with a billion dollars? >> kennedy: i would buy a sick airplane and i would probably fly with my daughters to france and make them close down a boutique and buy everything. >> tyrus: nice. jessica? >> jessica: i would fill up my girl's 529s and then do other stuff. i am obsessed with 529s. >> joey: some thing to do with finance, as a guy who only knows how to invest in land, i don't have a clue. i would make sure my family was taken care of, and then you g guys. >> katie: i would buy msnbc. >> jessica: oh. >> katie: yeah. >> tyrus: i would just disappear. i think i would disappear.

>> jessica: your family or just by yourself? >> tyrus: of course with my family. >> jessica: you didn't stipulate. >> tyrus: didn't think i had to. next question. what is your dream vacation destination? >> kennedy: i went this year to fiji. it was absolutely incredible. it was like a mysterious hawaii and great serve, awesome people, loved it. >> jessica: i would like to go to bali and i guess i would also buy bali. the 529s, doesn't take much to fill it up, i want to get back. >> joey: i would spend more time at home. that is my dream place to be and i don't think i am there enough. i hate to say i am boring -- >> tyrus: you are not boring, just a man who is traveling a lot because that is my answer. >> katie: i love jackson hole, wyoming, so i would go back there. i have been there a lot. >> joey: you like luxury places? >> katie: i do like that, but -- >> tyrus: this is a commercial conversation. kennedy, what is your favorite

song to dance to besides all of them? >> kennedy: "dancing queen." >> jessica: i like "girls just want to have fun" or any classic madonna. >> joey: "mustang sally," i do the danny ridgway fist pump. >> tyrus: luckily we are good like that. >> katie: anything by george strait, a little two-step. >> tyrus: not a dancer, more of a head bobber. >> katie: that comes as dancing. >> tyrus: new year's eve what time will you go to bed? >> kennedy: 1:00 a.m. >> jessica: 10:00 peered. >> joey: 6:00 p.m. >> katie: i don't know. >> tyrus: nice, i will go to bed after the new year's eve celebration. >> katie: absolutely right, tyrus! >> tyrus: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ my moderate to severe crohn's symptoms kept me out of the picture. with skyrizi, feel symptom relief at 4 weeks. many people were in remission at 12 weeks, at 1 year, and even at 2 years. don't use if allergic. serious allergic reactions, increased infections, or lower ability to fight them may occur. before treatment, get checked for infections and tb.

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been handing out gift cards instead of citations and pulling motorists over for minor violations this holiday season. i love police officers, but there is a person in me that kind of hates traffic cops. i think i should be able to go as fast as i want to in a straight line. i have to give this disclaimer to not go it around blowing stop signs and expecting a starbucks card it's not going to happen. >> jessica: not going to happen for you. i love dave portnoy one bite pizza reviews. i'm sure we all do. one from teddy brook you have been in baltimore, maryland. shows up. starts talking to the owner. thinks the pizza is amazing. the owner is closing on christmas day. is he a veteran. >> always helped out veterans gives to the needy. portnoy asked him what would it take to stay open for another year. the guy at first says i have noddy. then he thinks about it and says $60,000. portnoy says done. on the spot.

another year. also fund raising through their pay it forward program. fantastic business to support. tyrus? tire tire okay. >> tyrus: this is not a happy story it will be at the end. look out for rowdy the kangaroo or go to "what it is" comedy tour tickets available. i will be traveling all over. rowdy will not be with me because he is out gallivanting around in texas. >> joe: tonight fight the kangaroo. >> tyrus: he is want for freedom. if you have any information for rowdy. contact the austin county sheriff's office. there is a chance is he wearing a disguise. >> very dangerous. >> all right. kennedy? >> here we go. 'twas the night before christmas. when all through broward county, santa was on his motor cycle and fled the scene dash cam body florida officers high-speed

chase arousing santa got up to 120. got away. weaving dangerously in and out of traffic. who needs reindeer when you have got a ninja. santa and kangaroo still very much on the lamb. >> good work to both of them. hawaii having awesome surfing. a southerner narrowly avoided disaster after being swallowed up by a giant wave in maui. a notorious spot for monster waves. tossed around, rescued and went back out to serve some time between christmas and new year's. no one really knows what to do with their time. we'll be backing hunting dodges of america fox nation all weekend long. enjoy. season three available now. >> jessica: everyone tune into that go. to tyrus' tour. find the kangaroo. happy almost new new year. that's it for us. have a great night. >> bret: all right, jessica, looking for rabbits. >> jessica: stay on it