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mira zaka-mac it's 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. >> ♪ ♪e it could be the greatest murder of all time or aal geopolitical d disaster. shark tank star and proudng canadian kevin c o'leary made a stunning claim half of hison pfellow conducts are open to president-elect trump's bold pitch to make canada a 51st state and is willing to go to florida to broker the deal watch. >> canadians over the holidays were talking about this they want to hear more. think about the power of combining the economy ascender racing the border between canada and the usa importing that resource up to the northern border where china and russia are knocking on the door give a

common currency and figure outos taxes across thes board gethi everything treating both ways and create a new e.u. like passport i like the idea and at least half of canadians are interested. >> that's not the only person it there is to top canadian cabinet members have met with trump's team today naming to hammer out a border security plan the off canada host will ward off threats to impose tariffs on imports. canada is ready to go on immigration enforcement and trump made a clear where he stands. >> essentially we are paying canada with so many loving it. and with $150 billion on canada. they allow people in drugs to flow for the northern border.

>> i caught your face as i was talking not just because i called kevin o'leary kim what you think about that idea greek. >> both of his watches have to be broken there is no 50% of canadians wanting to give up canada that's their country that would be like 50% of americans being like we want to join the other side it sounds like aa te promotional stunt for a tv show. i thinowk the canadian governmet is paying attention becausebe trump is putting tariffs onvi trolling them anngd having a god time with it and maybe mr. wonderful trying to get one it butth 50% i'd love to see the poll wherever it is a goes backt to what the administration isra trying to do is not a laughing matter president trump is trying to put his foot down and getting tariffs is a front to get to the table there is a huge presidents in canada we haven't seen it foc a while. canada became a country to play along with this game or whatever they are one of the most liberan come trees the sentence theys da

would have when make jessica's day because they would both be liberal and we would lose the senate so no, thank you we are d good neao deal as they would say on the guppy tanker shark tank or whatever it is it's a good. >> so trump is getting hisri desired effect rate people are coming he's holding court their transitional team down there and stuff this is high-stakes in terms of trade with canada they have 300 billion of our goods and 40 billion of their goods in the last i checked the u.s. embassy do was negotiated by trump 1.0 the trade deal's where we end up? the >> may be an additional deal the president believes is better for the american people but even if there are that many people int canada whoto want to give up tho country there are lots people

the new administration come wore with common sense on the economy to get to the table and changee things he doesn't like they've seen happening over the past int four years i see it interestingo as ministers ownf flown down afr trudeau flew down there himself to have a one-on-one meeting or meeting of todd homan is the new borders are please notches usiny tariffs as u a way to push forwd more border security in combat fentanyl and terrorism andwhic terrorists who come across the northern border the longest border in the world so it's very interesting to see how they usee economics the pushs, on other issues not just trade deficitde and maybale a nutri deal trump once for the country. >> of toddth homanat he seems to become a central player in the transition you have democratscr anatd republicans talking to ayh mayor adams in new york city had a meeting with them do you think the canadians being ready to play ball so quickly the avenue

border security bill $2400 they clearly know it's a central plank of trump's platform andt what hhee wants to do moving forward. they are alsalo about up foron reelection and trudeau a isre forecasted to lose. to you think foresee a trump like movement north of the border as well trying to stamp it out?rl >> you've seen id,n the westernd world in some ways i don't know if it's trump like. i defined as making america good grade again or north america again as populism. it's aean opportunity for people and putting a big movie out witu an agenda one way or another. they're not speaking for us if your version of ddi puts a disadvantage towards my kid liz white antimale. so i think it's common sense

sweeping across most places that of any form of representative democracy. when it come s to canada specifically look at a list of a things we import at high levels and with this andng president trump is going too drill baby drill in alaska andch going toea keep the energy chead he cannot terrify oil and gasab and gelyt that accomplished immediately. the other thin- g is vehicles wh what's made in the country and i would predict tariffs go awayof chances ar te these are carved r anyways. the truth is huth e doesn't want trade war he wants to fulfil his man promis e which is to keep bad things and bad people out of the country as much as possible.artn i don't understand how canada can't be a partner in that.

i don't know why it needed to get to the point of tariffs to begin with. >> will that's where he started with the 25%. >> and that was a point to have an economic impact quickly that is beneficial to americans and k agree with tyrus i don't think 50% of canadians are like we don't want national independenco at allwn we don't want her own identity. the cold forgotten part ofam america were people need to go see vancouver once every fiveor years. i don't think they are dying for that but i do have faith these canadian conservatives do want a better way of life. canada does have manly men which are forgotten because they are represented by justin trudeau wanted tns ao give americans a lecture we failed because we didn't elect harris or hillary. that's because omerif voters rationally looked at the candidates and said maybe they don't represent my interests ant

they look at donald trump and go alike some of the things he has to say i will give you a shotdi but thffe differences manyamer americans want their politicians to work with donald trump. lot not just work against them and maybe that's how canadians feel but they also want the agreement to benefit their lives economically and in every other way possible. if that mean.ths it's easier to travel between the u.s. and canada that's fantastic i do think they want to secure bordem and i think he is trolling he t doesn't want to o 51st state because if you want to secure border and i think people are taking his h jokes to literally. and i'll take you seriously butj noest literally. all of us on a holiday friday.

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♪ ♪ >> joey: yeah, democrats are finally getting brutally honest on why they lost. "the new york times" talking to a butch party bigwigs and strategist liz smith probably summed it up best after she said "the democratic brand is in the toilet." many of the democrats who succeeded this cycle, our best over performers for races are people who ran against the democratic party." speaking of that toxic brand, choctaw just dropped a bombshell, a polling memo from two years ago warning they would go broke if they went woke. >> a strategist for a biden super pac circa 22 sent me a point memo that he had sent to the campaign. the democracy message really didn't ring true with latino voters. especially if they are first or second jen.

oh, you want to see democracy crumble end? let me introduce you to el salvador. democracy that doesn't work, venezuela. the trim campaign targeted them on the same issues they were targeting working-class white voters. and the harris campaign targeted them as a community of color. >> joey: so could fresh leadership be the antidote for all the ls the democrats? well, not so fast. jen psaki is scolding her party for snubbing aoc and taking a 74-year-old longtime key committee -- for a key committee post -- check this out. >> house democrats missed what i would consider a big opportun opportunity. they passed over congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez for the top democratic spot on the house oversight committee. this felt like an obvious chance to apply some of the lessons we should have learned from the november election, right? instead, democrats passed over one of the august, most media savvy members of congress for a key leadership public role.

>> joey: tyrus. >> tyrus: yes. >> joey: it's play and how aoc is the future of the democrat party. >> tyrus: she's not. first of all. they decided not to go with an influencer over someone who had actual experience. aoc's legislative record is what? how many laws? what? they figured out the problem is the democrats haven't been in office. they haven't been working. this has been the progressive branch. when you say brand, you are not selling sneakers and shoes. your brand is the american people. the democratic party used to have solid ideas. down the middle stuff. what happened was we got a president who was unfit, a cover-up and the people calling the shots were progressives. and that is what ruled the ruined the democrats. you have people part of the crime tell you what was wrong. you were part of the problem. you promoted and unfit joe biden and now you are trying to tell

mainstreet common sense democrats what is wrong with their party? no, you're part of the problem. we need to get back to common sense values and there are people on the left who voted for trump who didn't change their little donkey pins, they just wanted common sense, just like the extreme right, we don't want them calling shots. we saw 3.5 years of progressives who are not elected calling shots, the aocs, those are the ones, biden was wandering around, they were telling us he was sharp as tax and quicker than anyone else, no one could keep up with him. you lied to the american people, that's why you lost the election. dei come on qualified people made decisions and america said no, period. >> joey: katie, no one things ththinks the establishment appod trump. president trump was an outsider in 2016 and a disrupter in 2024. kamala harris, for all intents and purposes -- i do concede she

was on the ticket when joe biden was elected, so there is that -- but she was anointed to be the candidates. how of this, get into the weeds of the democrat party, some of the answers are kind of simple, they created this elitist and very nondemocratic idea of how government -- >> katie: trump himself was a movement and that is what the republican party is going to have to figure out when he leaves the presidency, how do they get people out to vote for the republican party if trump is not at the top of it, that is why he chose j.d. vance to carry the torch of the maga movement, but in terms of democrats and what they were telling people and what their actions were, for years they were screaming that trump was a threat to democracy, and you started to see this fall apart in the early summer when poland showed that actually independent voters thought the democrats where the threat to democracy and then that was amplified in july and august when kamala harris was not elected to be the nominee, she was placed as the nominee, and you listened to democrats who voted for trump or just decided not to vote for her and they will say themselves they didn't

like that there wasn't a democratic process while they were screaming about being the party of democracy. overall, democrats have this problem where identity politics went to die during the last election. they are losing their coalitions that they have built over the course of the past 20 years. they don't have a plan to really get them back, and republicans are cutting into the demographics at typical he vote for them. they are going to have to grapple with that. finally, the final thing is we are people like jen psaki and tt saying they lost because they weren't left enough, when every single arrow on the map went to the right. the country shifted to the right. california voted for prop 36 in every single county they won on law and order and yet their solution is to double down on crazy at it is not that gerry connolly is a moderate by any means -- i'm not sure that was actually about seniority than anything else, but this idea that there is a number of high profile media

democrats in their own bubble cg for more far left ideas and policy positions when the county thoroughly rejected that and they lost to trump the second time thoroughly and i think is very interesting, see how that plays out, right now they are losing a coalition and they're not listening to people who just want some normalcy in their lives. >> joey: jessica, one of the people in this "new york times" discussion, it was a written discussion online, whatever that is come i don't know, i'm ignorant to those kind of things come i guess, but one of the people said, she was asked, i dt remember which one, she was asked, has the democratic par democratic party -- well, some utility to it, that might be a generous description. i know you don't feel that way, but i know you have opinions, sr opinion on what the democratic party should do moving forward? lean into the aocs to find their version of trump or to double down on their progressive

leanings? >> jessica: well, aoc is a multitude of things. so on the one hand, she is a lefty progressive, legislator, she has said some of the things that have hurt the party the most, like defund the police, for instance. and that is a huge problem. she is also, on the other hand, one of the only bona fide media savvy brands that we have, and i know a lot of people who tune into her instagram lives, who do not agree with her politics at all, people either on the conservative side of the party or even republicans -- it should be noted as well that she is really well-liked on the hill. there are a lot of republicans that enjoy her personally, that think they could find ways to work with her. but this election was a branding election. donald trump is an enormous brand. he is out there selling items with his name on it, for god sake, guitars, bibles, states, whatever it is, and aoc is one of the people in her party who understands how to communicate and i think that iss

talking about, the missed opportunity. gerry connolly who has technically earned the right to be head of committee is 74 years old and also has cancer, and that is complicating. may be there is some middle ground person who is like in their 50s, which is what jamie raskin was, he moved up to a different committee assignment, but i can understand people thinking, at this moment, when we lost the podcasting wars, shouldn't we have people that can show up anywhere, anytime, and talk to anyone? you can imagine aoc on with joe rogan, lex friedman, andrew scholz, alex cooper, the "pod save america" brose, she can go anywhere and i think we desperately need that. it is a working class voter problem. tyrus has said this many time. the only color that mattered this election was green. you have to message on that. and our party, you might be able to pull off winning an election without working-class voters, but most democrats i know and the way i feel is i don't want to do that, i don't want to be a

party of just people with college degrees and above, so we need to focus on that kind of messaging like with dan osborne did, what pat ryan did, et cetera. >> joey: kennedy, how vulnerable are republicans specifically trump-led republicans in losing some of these things that fall into that populism umbrella if the democrats to find the right voice, and we talk about thingsi don't know, legalizing marijuana, or some of the things that feel more progressive, but those are people that kind of fell in under trump a little bit this time around, maybe that's a bad example, but. >> kennedy: i don't think it is a bad example. this election was really about ideas and talking to people about their pain, and i disagree with you, it is not about the optics and it is not about the messenger. it was a referendum against progressivism. people see that. they feel that, and they are sick of it. it doesn't work. and alexandria ocasio-cortez can say things like, well, i'm done primary people -- it's because she wants to be a mainstream

democrat. she's also, my values have never changed type of kamala democrat, and her words have harmed the party. her ideas are awful for america. and voters are never going to accept her as a mainstream candidate because she is so polarizing it unlike trump who can pivot to populism which helps working people, she is a confiscate or. she has these big ideas like tanking an amazon facility just outside new york city and voters here were outraged because they are like, no, we want those jobs, not your virtue signaling and grandstanding. so i think they have to find people who can get them back to populism. if they do, yes, republicans are very, very vulnerable on that point, but as long as democrats are the party of war hawks, i don't think republicans have a lot to worry about right now. >> joey: i think aoc has an authenticity about her -- regardless if you believe it or not, if you juxtapose her to kamala, she could say the same thing and be much more believable, and she is young, so

she can change her views and her positions and be forgiven for it. i think going against pelosi that many times brought her some credibility -- >> katie: she kept losing -- pelosi knifed her from the hospital in germany. >> joey: i think aoc will probably be around. coming up, the unthink ball has just happened. jessica is going maga over a day one trump action. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> katie: well, america is so back. according to the daily mail, the infamous diet coke bunton will be making its return to trump's desk on day one.

the mounted wooden box with the legendary seal became stuff of legend in trump's first term, could press the button whenever he wanted a soda, of which he reportedly drank 12 times a day, and if that isn't enough to scream america is back, the bald eagle is finally the national bird of the united states. only took us 250 years, but the majestic and soaring symbol of our nation has finally got its due after congress passed the measure with a unanimous support and biden signed it into law. so let's raise a toast to our diet coke and to the good old u.s. of a. so jessica, we have some bipartisanship. biden signed the eagle as the official bird, and then trump has his diet coke button coming back. we can do two things at once. >> jessica: we can, and i hope that this is an indication that we leave diet coke alone. >> katie: mcdonald, too, probably.

>> jessica: i don't know, did you see cheryl hines said he had to eat it and it was so upsetting for him? but i think there are very few joys in life like diet coke when you really want one. and i couldn't live without it. i gave it up for a whole year, though, once. >> katie: so do you like it in a bottle or a can? >> jessica: i like it in a can and i like fountain diet coke. diet coke tiktok challenge, but i needed some assistance. >> katie: joey, in atlanta, they have coca-cola headquarters, we can try all of the coax and diet cokes all across the world peered. >> joey: coca-cola is another thing that globalism ruined. it used to be a great american brand, we even had cocaine in it and it was awesome. it was a georgia brand. now it has turned into disney of soft drinks. i like it. if you are going to do coca-cola, you've got to do full strength. >> tyrus: thank you! >> joey: you know what i mean?

>> tyrus: i hate diet coke. sorry, mr. president. i agree on a lot of things but i only like regular coke and my jacket, that's it. daniels, if you are out there, merry christmas. not a fan of diet coke, i will pass it forward. >> jessica: any diet sodas? >> tyrus: why? if you are going to dance with ththe devil, disco. do the real deal. thank you, joey. >> katie: there is another controversial topic that i think is worse than diet coke. do we actually like eagles? >> kennedy: no, we don't like eagles. they are awful. they are mean. they will take their talents and rip your eyeballs out if you give them the opportunity. i know katie has been to alaska. >> katie: yes. >> kennedy: when i saw the eagles there at the airport, just right outside, the landing strip, i was like, oh, they are so majestic. people were like, do not go near them, don't look at them, they hate you, they hate everything about you. eagles are intrinsically not about freedom, they are about death and destruction --

>> tyrus: top of the food chain. >> kennedy: i think they are beautiful. i think they are gorgeous. i have an eagle tattoo on my chest with its wingspan on my arms -- >> katie: and the american flag. >> kennedy: the eagle is holding an american flag in each talent with a gun at a diet coke. >> joey: i don't know if i believe you, but i have everything but the diet coke tattooed on me. i need you to know that is a real thing, some of us -- >> katie: joey, you are a patriot, though, i think we should talk about the turkey and how the turkey was actually proposed as the national bird. >> joey: kennedy beat me to it. listen, i love a bald eagle. i love the symbolism. they look cool. but i also am a big fan of benjamin franklin. he wrote a letter to his daughter, and he called the bald eagle as a bird a bad moral character, he does not get his living honestly. he is too lazy -- they call them freedom pigeons because in the wild what they do is they steal the kills of other animals or they scavenge and pick up things

that are already dead, and this is what i love. he wanted the north american turkey, which pretty much their four turkeys in north america and one in central america, so it is an american bird only, and he said this about the turkey, which i love, they are a true original native of america. he said they are a little vain and silly, but they are a bird of courage. is there anything more american -- >> tyrus: they are also bald like him. >> joey: that's what it is. >> tyrus: he was a bald guy tired of wearing the wigs, everyone knew he was bald, wanted to feel more comfortable and what is the baldest bird on the planet? >> katie: i have a friend washington state and her little dog was taken by an eagle. they are strong and scary. >> joey: ever go turkey hunting, they are a bird of courage. they will come at you. >> katie: and they can fly. turkeys do fly, like penguins. all right, "the fastest" is up next.

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♪ ♪ >> kennedy: welcome back. it is time for "the fastest." first up, here's a little phone etiquette 101 for you. nobody, and i mean nobody, wants to hear you discuss your ingrown toenail with your aunt sally at 30,000 feet. "the wall street journal" is lamenting how americans have stopped using their headphones while flying. they give them out free. i'll buy some for you. some travelers are even confronting people who think it is okay to have phone conversations on speaker. tyrus, i know that you feel very strongly about this, and i do, as well, and i have complained to flight attendants and have been like, i can't stand here someone else's movie, put

the speakers in the ears. >> tyrus: they shouldn't have to be complained to. it should be automatic. literally there should be an ejection seat. no, i'm sorry. certain things -- >> kennedy: open the door. >> tyrus: baby crying, part of life, no problem. but somebody watching home videos of their favorite birthday at all zone on speaker, no, sorry, that's grounds for -- those people should be put on the no-fly zone list. immediately. you have no respect for anyone in your circle. whatever bubble you live in should be pursedded immediately and publicly shamed. >> kennedy: we are misusing government bullying. >> tyrus: wedgies should be allowed for that. >> kennedy: somebody having a speaker phone conversation, argue allowed to jump in -- >> katie: i think you should. is a it's an invitation that if you don't want to go to jail -- >> kennedy: in public -- >> katie: straight to jail or share a conversation.

i know somebody who when they hear someone on their speakerphone or playing their music out loud on the plane, they start playing a video of their screaming child nonstop as loud as possible, and then the person looks over like oh, i just wanted to have you listen to i want to listen to. it's also worse when kids are playing games and the parents don't put headphones on the children, and then they are offended when you say something, how dare you -- >> kennedy: what happened that people get offended now? >> joey: it's an unsolvable problem. i don't have the need to temper myself so i have to not engage. if i say anything i'm not going to stop say anything and then the redneck will come out. >> kennedy: the guns i would. >> joey: i become the news. joey jones kicked off a flight because he put some loud person in a headlock. i have two moves, headlock and bite your knees off. >> kennedy: i think america will come to your defense. >> kennedy: going to take the contrary position?

>> jessica: amos on that. no, i hate it. i find the amount of people also facetiming, walking around, who almost die and get hit by cars constantly because they have to do it that way and they are off headphones to be so strange. what i have struggled with is the toddler ipad watching before they are old enough to wear headphones. so cleo will watch no sound because, i'm like, if you can't wear them, -- >> katie: you can't subject people to them. >> kennedy: that's great parenting. >> jessica: i'm trying my bes best. >> kennedy: as jessica tarlov really a commie, i say she is a wonderful mom. >> jessica: that's not really an answer to that question, but i appreciate that, as my twin. >> kennedy: people always go, are you jessica tarlov? aiko yes, they voted for trump. up next, group chats are like modern-day quicksand, jump in

for funny means and gossip, next thing you know you are drowning in 63 unread texts about susan's cat. how do you read when without being rude? etiquette experts are offering tips, one saying "group captain chats are about feeling connectd supported entertainment if you are not getting that it is okay to dip out." so can you irish could buy a group chat or do you have to say something? >> tyrus: i'm a grown ass man, we don't group chat. if somebody -- here's what happens with -- no, none, refuse. here's what's always happens. did you forget that it's a group chat and eventually you will text about the annoying group chat that was sent to you by such and such in the group chat. so you just say, bruh, i'm good. there is nothing in a group chat that needs to be discussed that's that important. if you can't tell me what's going on, just a bunch of 6'8", 300-pound guys group chatting

over the yellowstone finish, i', it's just not there. how many group chats have we been a part of? none. >> joey: i am involved in several group chats, so my friends go in the other direction. i appreciate where you're coming from. it's like if you go on a hunting trip, there is a group text for the hunting trip -- >> tyrus: coordinates, important things. >> joey: there is always one or two people come i'm probably one of them, that takes it in the wrong direction. has to throw a meme in there that will get everybody fired or something like that. so i have a lot of group texts. i have a brother-in-law who is an absolute sociopath, psychopath, he deletes all of his text as soon as he reads them. >> kennedy: i hope he doesn't have cable. >> joey: i told him this. he deletes his text after reading them. his always lost because somebody is throwing back to something two days ago. he also hates group text -- >> tyrus: why? >> katie: these group chats seem to cause a lot of drama among the moms i know. the mom shaming that goes on in the group texts seems to be a

little over-the-top. but i think it depends on whether you were asked to be included. if you just get included without your permission in a group chat, you can just leave. just get out. >> kennedy: the group texts that are so annoying is when everyone has to respond. on my god, amazing! what a great idea! >> tyrus: this is my idea. >> kennedy: i love oreo pie! yes, queen! >> jessica: just like it or heart it now, you don't have to respond. just mute it. you don't have to leave. >> katie: a defense who is in the group text. >> jessic >> joey: passing word. >> tyrus: wary you add, it's not -- >> kati >> kennedy: if you have older members, my mom recently discovered -- >> tyrus: one of the nice things about not having parents or grandparents. >> kennedy: you can have mine, at least on loan.

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>> tyrus: thanks, jessica. it is "fan mail friday" so let's get to it. okay, number one, kennedy, we will just go around the table, quick answers. okay, if you were to win the mega lotto tonight, what would you do with a billion dollars? >> kennedy: i would buy a sick airplane and i would probably fly with my daughters to france and make them close down a boutique and buy everything. >> tyrus: nice. jessica? >> jessica: i would fill up my girl's 529s and then do other stuff. i am obsessed with 529s. >> joey: some thing to do with finance, as a guy who only knows how to invest in land, i don't have a clue. i would make sure my family was taken care of, and then you gu guys. >> katie: i would buy msnbc. >> jessica: oh. >> katie: yeah. >> tyrus: i would just disappear.

i think i would disappear. >> jessica: your family or just by yourself? >> tyrus: of course with my family. >> jessica: you didn't stipulate. >> tyrus: didn't think i had to. next question. what is your dream vacation destination? >> kennedy: i went this year to fiji. it was absolutely incredible. it was like a mysterious hawaii and great serve, awesome people, loved it. >> jessica: i would like to go to bali and i guess i would also buy bali. the 529s, doesn't take much to fill it up, i want to get back. >> joey: i would spend more time at home. that is my dream place to be and i don't think i am there enough. i hate to say i am boring -- >> tyrus: you are not boring, just a man who is traveling a lot because that is my answer. >> katie: i love jackson hole, wyoming, so i would go back there. i have been there a lot. >> joey: you like luxury places? >> katie: i do like that, but -- >> tyrus: this is a commercial conversation. kennedy, what is your favorite

song to dance to besides all of them? >> kennedy: "dancing queen." >> jessica: i like "girls just want to have fun" or any classic madonna. >> joey: "mustang sally," i do the danny ridgway fist pump. >> tyrus: luckily we are good like that. >> katie: anything by george strait, a little two-step. >> tyrus: not a dancer, more of a head bobber. >> katie: that comes as dancing. >> tyrus: new year's eve what time will you go to bed? >> kennedy: 1:00 a.m. >> jessica: 10:00 peered. >> joey: 6:00 p.m. >> katie: i don't know. >> tyrus: nice, i will g go to bed after the new year's eve celebration. >> katie: absolutely right, tyrus! >> tyrus: "one m liberty mutual customized my car insurance so i saved hundreds. with the money i saved i thought i'd get a wax figure of myself. oh! right in the temporal lobe! beat it, punks! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty ♪ i'll be home for christmas.

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♪ >> jessica: time for "one more thing," joey? >> joey: talk about good cop, bad cop.

orange county, california, has been handing out gift cards instead of citations and pulling motorists over for minor violations this holiday season. i love police officers, but there is a person in me that kind of hates traffic cops. i think i should be able to go as fast as i want to in a straight line. i have to give this disclaimer to not go it around blowing stop signs and expecting a starbucks card it's not going to happen. >> jessica: not going to happen for you. i love dave portnoy one bite pizza reviews. i'm sure we all do. one from teddy brook you have been in baltimore, maryland. shows up. starts talking to the owner. thinks the pizza is amazing. the owner is closing on christmas day. is he a veteran. >> always helped out veterans gives to the needy. portnoy asked him what would it take to stay open for another year. the guy at first says i have noddy. then he thinks about it and says $60,000. portnoy says done.

on the spot. another year. also fund raising through their pay it forward program. fantastic business to support. tyrus? tire tire okay. >> tyrus: this is not a happy story it will be at the end. look out for rowdy the kangaroo or go to "what it is" comedy tour tickets available. i will be traveling all over. rowdy will not be with me because he is out gallivanting around in texas. >> joe: tonight fight the kangaroo. >> tyrus: he is want for freedom. if you have any information for rowdy. contact the austin county sheriff's office. there is a chance is he wearing a disguise. >> very dangerous. >> all right. kennedy? >> here we go. 'twas the night before christmas. when all through broward county, santa was on his motor cycle and fled the scene dash cam body

florida officers high-speed chase arousing santa got up to 120. got away. weaving dangerously in and out of traffic. who needs reindeer when you have got a ninja. santa and kangaroo still very much on the lamb. >> good work to both of them. hawaii having awesome surfing. a southerner narrowly avoided disaster after being swallowed up by a giant wave in maui. a notorious spot for monster waves. tossed around, rescued and went back out to serve some time between christmas and new year's. no one really knows what to do with their time. we'll be backing hunting dodges of america fox nation all weekend long. enjoy. season three available now. >> jessica: everyone tune into that go. to tyrus' tour. find the "jesse watters primetime" takes it from here