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>> hi. >> good evening everyone. i'm kat timpf filling in for greg, who has been gone so long we've run out of stuff to say about it. anyway, it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guests. he once busted santa for breaking and entering. former nypd inspector and fox news contributor paul mauro. she can turn a press conference into a party and a soundbite into a symphony. republican strategist erin perrine. he sells razors and never wears blazers. host of the david angelo show on youtube and founder of weston razor company. david angelo. and he's so tall, he already saw the ball drop. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world
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champion tyrus. okay, before we get to some new stories, let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. mexico is planning to open shelters for 12,000 of its own citizens in preparation for deportations. sadly, those shelters could also attract michael loftus. pornhub released its list of most popular search terms in each u.s. state. new york's was turkish, florida's was cubana, and tennessee's was hot. and a related story i might want to cancel next year's tour dates in nashville. get it? because i'm going to be a hot next year. >> yeah. thank you. look out! >> yeah, buddy. okay. gen z cashiers are reportedly having trouble recognizing real cash.
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they're also having trouble recognizing real lips. a man has broken a guinness record by creating the world's smallest washing machine. he's already heard from one interested investor. dangerously cold weather settled into new york this week. in fact, it's so cold in new york it's getting harder to tell who's smoking crack. it's so cold. in new york, residents are telling tourists to go f themselves. it's so cold in new york. the ball in times square is half the size it used to be. new year's eve is less than a week away, and workers in times square are already applying the first few coats of hair gel to ryan seacrest. sales at nike are dropping as the search for a turnaround strategy continues under their new ceo. in fact, management is so desperate for change, they just adopted a new
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slogan just do something. bert, the croc seen in the 80s movie crocodile dundee, has died at age 90. the good news he still looks great. >> cold blooded. >> okay, so some democrats are mad at joe biden for spending his last few weeks in office out of sight. maybe they should be mad at the real president. anyway, cnn senior reporter edward-isaac dovere criticized president joe biden's decision to be on vacation right now. and then he said this a couple weeks before the election, i had a conversation with a senior person in the white house, and i said, if harris loses most of the way that biden is going to be remembered, at least in the short term, is the guy who was just in between the trump terms. you got that? he said biden is going to be remembered as the guy who was just in between the trump terms. i don't agree with that at all.
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but much like when i tell david his razors make a great regift, i do not mean that as a compliment. what i mean is, i don't think that it's bad that biden's on vacation, but that's because i really don't think he's doing all that much, even when he's not. i think it's actually good for him to be on the beach because the sand breaks his falls. and i don't think that biden's legacy is going to be the guy who was just in between the trump terms. i mean, that's like saying jennifer garner will be remembered as the one between ben affleck's two j.lo terms. i think it's going to be something much worse, which is how absolutely mentally unfit he was and how badly anyone who noticed this obvious fact was gaslit over it. a piece in the wall street journal talked about this, pointing to special counsel robert hur explaining that he wasn't going to charge biden, in part because he didn't think a jury would convict a guy with such diminished faculties. anyway, it was a huge moment that i
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will never forget. much like my engagement, finding out i was pregnant and that one time greg told me i was doing a good job. but it wasn't the only one. there were a lot of truly crazy moments that we were somehow supposed to accept as being perfectly normal stuff, like forgetting people were dead. >> representative jackie, are you here? where's jackie? i didn't think she was going to be here. >> yeah. that jackie. he was looking for died a month before that, and he would forget who living people were to. >> it's all about treating people with dignity. and it's about making sure that. look, i mean, for example, look at the heat i'm getting because i named a the secretary of defense. who? a black man. >> yeah. he can't be racist, guys. he helped out. oh, what's his name? the black guy. that's
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dignity. his name is lloyd austin, by the way. and of course, let's not forget my own personal favorite. >> it had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. that's why i, and so many other people i grew up with have cancer. >> so that was the problem this whole time. and you all thought it was dementia. but hey, to his credit, since he took office, not one person has been diagnosed with oil cancer. period. oh, man. >> yep. >> that's why i, and so damn many other people i know have cancer. remember that? and then they were like, oh, he said he's been affected by cancer. that's not what he said. paul, don't you think biden will be remembered for something much worse than just being in between trump's terms, first of all? and then when was it that
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you knew that biden was unwell? >> first of all, isn't it amazing that we all got used to that? yes. seeing that now, because you haven't seen him much lately. you see those clips now you say, wow, that guy was the leader of the free world. >> so he still is, by the way, allegedly to go to the point that i knew, you have to say to yourself, when the leader of the free world, literally the most powerful man alive, has an imaginary friend, that's when i kind of knew. >> and we're going to show the clip. that's when i knew we were in real trouble here. >> let's see it. >> and you guys was the imaginary friend, right? some sort of senior adviser. did he tell him? look, you know, just pull out of afghanistan. it's all going to work out. it's going to be no problem. and you have to say to yourself sincerely. now, he couldn't remember as you showed. and you know, you get it anecdotally as well. he couldn't remember the
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names of advisers. he couldn't remember what they had told him, etc. so why should we be surprised that the whole i've been involved in enough transitions at the city level, etc. when the top person is mia, the thing runs for a while, but then at the edges it starts to completely fray. we haven't had an executive for four years and you're seeing the results. >> yeah, that clip you showed 2022. aaron, do you think this is all on the media or do you put this on anyone else also? >> oh, there's definitely a large level of culpability in the media, but also in the biden administration. >> these people knew that this man was not up for the job. >> and we've seen these clips. >> he's clearly not up for the job. >> here's the thing. >> robert hur is special counsel, did an interview with joe biden and then put out the report in early 2024. and in that report said, we won't prosecute him because we don't think a jury could find him culpable in this situation given his mental decline. which means during that interview, which was before the report came out, people were in that room and aware of where joe biden was mentally. this is actually a massive cover up. and in that interview we just
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saw with isaac, he then goes on to say, you know, they could finish this like the west wing and know that they have more power right now, every single day, than they do when they're out of the white house. this isn't the west wing. this is reality. this is much worse than veep. it's not funny anymore. that man is the sitting president of the united states. can't remember who's in his cabinet, can't remember if there are people near him, can't remember what's going on half the time. and he's supposed to make the decisions to keep us all safe. that should terrify everybody. and i do hold the media and the white house press corps absolutely culpable because they travel with the man. if the team is keeping you this far from the principal, there's a reason. and that is exactly what happened. and a great example of them trying to keep the press away from the president was that the white house easter egg roll. >> excellent transition into your video. thank you very much. >> what did he think at that exact moment? like, yes, wild giant bunny. i will follow you
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this way. i have no idea what's going on. like, he was starting to talk about, like, geopolitical catastrophe that he was leading. and the bunny is like, over here, buddy, out this way. >> but truly wild. david, what do you what do you think his legacy is going to be? >> i don't even care about joe biden anymore. >> honestly, i'm just on fox to hopefully get a position in the trump cabinet. >> i feel like i got passed over for fbi director. it was a snub. i should get interior something. >> you know, no one knows what it does. >> they need a new easter bunny, new easter, that easter bunny, that was the illuminati. it was like. >> joe biden. here's the thing. i don't have a clip of him. i think actually it's rarer. more rare. >> yes. >> to have a clip of joe biden not up. that's the clip i brought. let's roll that clip.
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good morning. >> he did a great job. he did it. >> you know, it really does show how bad what we've come to accept. we're all applauding that he was capable of. good morning. >> yeah. >> he walked to the appropriate place, stopped and said good morning. >> that's right. >> apparently it was morning. >> yeah. i mean, yeah, he did go into a tirade with some racial slurs, but but not not notwithstanding. >> he did a good job up until that point. >> you know, you got to i got to push back a little bit. >> he didn't forget names, but he sure the hell remembered who was black and who was not. >> he never that never escaped, you know what i'm saying? like, he could pick a black guy out. it didn't matter where he was at. i don't know what day it is or what time it is, but i know
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damn sure is. that guy's black. >> the things that will give this person credit for is that he could spot a black guy like that. >> that didn't. everything else was going, but not that that is true. yeah, i guess i should have changed my clip to the beginning, like, because your question was i know when it ended, but i knew when i my eyebrows raised just a skosh when he was on charlamagne tha god and he said, if you don't vote for me, you're not black because he really knows how to see a black person. so that's one thing he's very good at. but what ended it for him, which ended it for everybody. if there was anybody who had any doubt in their mind, was the debate when he killed medicaid, that's when they were like with the curtain going, let the curtain go. it's over, bro. it's over. like the bunny bunny couldn't save him.
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>> roll the clip for what i've been able to do with the with the covid. excuse me. with dealing with everything we have to do with. look, if we finally beat medicare. >> oh, unfortunately, there was no way he could blame that on a black guy. so there was absolutely done for him. but that was the end. that was the part of the wizard of oz. when the curtain came up and we all saw the senile little old man, but he's out of the office. but the people who are making decisions are still in the office, and they're doing everything they can to sabotage the incoming president. so we really this really needs to be an investigation. we need to get to the bottom of what progressive group was calling shots for the united states of america because they weren't elected. they didn't have the american people's position. and clearly he had no idea what was going on. yeah, yeah. >> i don't know if you can play
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tyrus clip again, but trump, he looks like my dog when i'm opening a bag. yes. when i'm in the kitchen and i'm opening a bag, that's what trump's face. >> he also looked like every one of us when somebody was just out of there, look. >> right, like he knows the cabinets open. >> yeah, great. >> a treat, a treat, a treat. now he was saying, what the did he just say? >> oh man. >> is he saying oh i won, i won. oh my god. oh this is so great. >> up next, is it canada's fate to become an american state? >> the fox nation holiday sale is here. >> there's only one thing in my life that really matters. >> so start streaming fox nation's original premium content and you'll save 50% on
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>> with you. >> maybe trump is not faking about the land of round bacon. since winning the white house, president elect trump has joked about canada becoming the 51st state and even called prime minister justin trudeau the governor. and like greg, becoming a stay at home mom, that may not be as far fetched as it sounds. even shark tank star canadian investor kevin o'leary is lending his support.
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>> there's 41 million canadians, basically the population of california, sitting on the world's largest amounts of all resources, including the most important energy. what this could be is the beginning of an economic union. think about the power of combining the two economies, erasing the border between canada and the united states, and putting all that resource up to the northern borders where china and russia are knocking on the door. so secure that give a common currency, figure out taxes across the board, get everything trading both ways. create a new, almost eu like passport. i like this idea, and at least half of canadians are interested. >> kevin hasn't been this excited since he broke ground on a new two story wallet. meanwhile, canada's finance and foreign ministers visited president elect trump at mar a lago to talk about how their country will secure the border to avoid tariffs. so while it's unlikely canada would ever become the 51st state, there
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very well could be a new partnership on the horizon, which means david can finally afford that shania twain shower curtain. >> i've been saving up. >> david. i mean, he said some sort of economic deal. i don't know what that means. what do you think? >> well, when i think economic deals, i think western racer.com. oh my god. you guys never put the address up. i got to do it myself. >> i like how you kind of messed up the e and you were like, i'm not going to redo it. >> i only had one piece of paper. >> i'm not going to redo the whole thing. >> this is wrapping paper. >> don't have i also don't have the heart to tell you that white paper glares in the camera. so all they're going to see, i'm trying to get it flowing. uneven line. it looks like you saved what's left of your christmas wrapping paper to make a sign that is what happened, but nonetheless, it'll make them try harder to
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decipher what's on there. >> but that's what i think of cat. and you know what? if canada becomes part of the united states, that's great, because then western racers, they can be delivered there and they can be manufactured there because we are made in america, and that's important. >> okay. >> the thing here's one thing. my one comment about canada, i you know, i don't like a leader named justin. >> yeah, right. >> it doesn't have gravitas. >> you know, you're going to have a nuclear strike at 3 a.m. yeah. >> north korea launched a missile. somebody we have to alert. justin. >> i think about that. it sounds like a ten year old with what people name kids. i'm like, are we going to have a president? aiden, someday? we could, we could, we could. josh. josh. yeah. or like, you know, peaches. >> rainbow. that's a possibility. >> i don't know, but i can't. i feel like i can't give you too much about your because i am wearing my own merch. yeah, i am wearing my supergirl sweatshirt. it says supergirl here. you can't see the pants.
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they do say hot soup goes in, hot takes come out. available now at the real cat tv.com. >> but you know, before you before you go to katom.com the real. can we get that light down, for christ's sake? just dim that light. >> aaron, you're from buffalo, which is sort of like canada. what do you think i'm from? >> i'm from rochester, an hour east of buffalo. >> and the person who wrote this question said you were from buffalo. >> it's because i am a diehard buffalo bills fan, so it's very easy to assume i am from western new york. >> i will be firing the person afterwards. >> sorry i ruined someone's christmas holiday. my family would say that wouldn't be the first time. anyways, moving along canada. when we were growing up, canada was great because you could turn 18 and go across the border and drink. yes, not how it is anymore. so it's not as fun for us western new yorkers as it was when we were kids and growing up. however, i think canada. listen, it's never going to happen. they're never going to become part of the united states. if anything, all this
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does is maybe make the economy bigger. i think kevin o'leary is right about that. he's thinking this in a purely business way of being like, look at all this economic impact, but it's never going to happen. and i will say this though, about canada. to their credit, they have the better side of niagara falls than the united states. >> wait, teens can't drink anymore in canada. >> if you come over with a united states license, they won't serve you anymore. >> you used to do that too. we'd go to windsor and you'd send one person in to check in the hotel rooms. they wouldn't know that seven teenagers were going to see. >> see, you understand my people. you know what it's like to grow up near canada? >> absolutely. what a great officer, a great quality, great quality for a country. >> right. we got a place you can drink underage. >> feel free to come when you grow up in western new york. it's a it's a little perk, i guess. >> so windsor, the city of windsor is built on the money of drunk teenagers from detroit. >> oh, niagara falls when i was 16 to get some maple sirup. >> did you, paul, what do you think that would hit harder. >> but i made a list. there
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were upsides and there are downsides. okay. all right. first of all, if we take them as a state. right. all right, where will all the hollywood liberals threaten to move to? every time a republican gets elected, right, they'll have to go further. >> bangladesh, right. bangladesh is beautiful in the summer. >> all right. so jane fonda is going to have to go to the north pole. all right. here's another one. hockey players can't kneel on ice. all right. that's an upside. the canadian pipeline will now just be the pipeline. save everybody a lot of effort. also quebec city is paris without french people. so you can do better than that. but there are downsides. to freeze. maga doesn't work for canada. so maybe we just take alberta, right? oh, that kind of works. especially since he wants to make gretzky the president. and then lastly, we end up with justin trudeau as a citizen, and we already have a gavin newsom. and you kind of think about, you know, i think that's fair. >> i think also the two senate seats that would come with a
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canada with justin trudeau and the way they elect liberals up there that would pad the us senate in the favor of democrats. >> but why are we only giving them one state? it's a pretty big place. >> well, well, let's not get wild canada here. >> he said that half like half of canadians would support this. i don't know where he gets that figure from. >> yeah, i have a lot of issues with them saying stars from shark tank, like they're just rich guys making people grovel for money. shark tank, that's not the that's not i don't see a lot of stardom in that. >> shots fire. >> oh, yeah. >> exactly. and i would love to go on if kevin's listening, but but i think it's one sided. >> i think it benefits canada a lot more than it benefits us. like for one, they would finally have an nhl team that could win a cup. so that would be a big thing, you know, that'd be good for them. who would we have to make fun of for calling their ski hats toques? i mean, it's really not, you know what i'm saying? their their gas prices are outrageous. we don't want any of that shade. they say kilometers, which is going to get them beat up over here. we
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don't want any of that. so it's it seems very one sided to make them a state i guess would be cool. but again, it'd be a state that none of us would really want to go to. so i think what you like snow mooses and people who spend their times at tim horton all day, hard pass. >> oh, tim hortons, those timbits are delicious. let's not attack. >> yes. all right, up next, white americans give such a low score to 2024. >> bye bye. >> cough chest congestion. hello. 12 hours of relief, 12 hours. >> not coughing. >> hashtag still not coughing. mucinex dm gives you 12 hours of relief from chest congestion in any type of cough, day or night. mucinex dm its comeback season slotomania the number one free slots game presents straight from the vegas casino floors to your phone. >> the iconic cleopatra two
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tyrus, what do you think would have happened? would have needed to have happened for people to rate it higher? should we be concerned? people only ranked it a six out of ten. >> yeah. who gave it a six? i think most of america was giving it a one. like it was like it was a terrible like. gas, food, sex trafficking, 20 gazillion people strolling into the country, crime everywhere. oh, yeah. that's a five. no, like i worry about who does these polls. i don't know, i don't know anybody that i've ran into who is like, this has been my year, bro. unless you're like, you work at a morgue. i mean, other than that, it's been a horrible year. let's be honest. everything was down. didn't get better until november 5th ish. after that it was. everyone could not wait for change. i cannot wait for this election. i cannot wait for this to happen. like there was nothing. everybody was miserable. everyone felt miserable. we all felt like day six of not showering. and you live in arizona. you just felt groggy and greasy and you just wanted
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to get clean. >> well, david, 67% of americans reported some sort of growth. can you say the same for western razor? >> oh, absolutely. >> i mean, if you just go to western razor com. you'll see a multitude of new products. we have gold razors, pink razors for the lady at home who might want to raise her, you know, and for the lady at home who might want to raise her, they say, do you make them for women? i got pink razors. i got white ones, i got chrome, i got gold, we got everything. this was a huge year for the razor business. >> okay. >> so just see for yourself. >> says a lot of good about the year, aaron. a huge year for the razor business. this doesn't sound like a good year emotionally. >> it sounds like a dark year for most people. six out of ten i think that's probably right. i think, yeah, i'm actually surprised like that. six, maybe a little high, because i think most people assume everybody's pretty pessimistic. but 2024
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year did end really well, especially for the american people, because they realized, hey, if we stand up and make our voices heard, we can change the direction of this country. and they did that in november on election day. so actually 2024 year was a great year for me. i mean, look, the buffalo bills are what, 12 and three, 11 and three right now. josh allen is having an mvp season. i got engaged in 2025 is going to be even better because josh allen's going to win mvp. the buffalo bills are winning the super bowl, and i'm going to go to a super bowl parade in 2025. let's go. >> can we save this? save it. can we save this clip. because if the bills don't win i want you to ask the question again, okay? >> because i think the lions are going to be in the super bowl this year. yeah. for the i hope so i hope it's a lions and bills super bowl. >> and i hope it's the same outcome as the last lions bills game. >> well it could be a new york team. >> oh sorry there are none. it won't happen. >> there are even i know that yeah you can buffalo bills no jets are giants their score and every other little league
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football team. >> and there's still six out. the new york rangers have a better ball in the super bowl. >> it says that what topped the list of memorable moments was for people to reconnect with an old friend or family member. was that the case? >> very heartwarming, wasn't it? nauseating. look, i think what's interesting here is that if you look at the percentages, that's almost the exact percentage that trump won by. and i don't think it's an accident. i think this would have been a one or a two out of ten, to your point, until november 5th. and people say, well, you know, it was pretty bad. wasn't that bad though, because at the end of it, we kind of pulled out and we have managed to save the future. people are hopeful going into 2025, and i think that's actually a fairly bipartisan thing because the whole thing has been falling apart. but i do wonder who were the 30% that said that this past year was exceptional? like, who really thought it was that? the only thing i can think of is they bought bitcoin or something? because otherwise, how did it get to be exceptional? and i find that a little bit to be, you know, as you say, these
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could make right now. that's not going to offend you. and half the audience that said, you don't see women trying to look heavier. very often in this country. and china is a very unusual place, but at least it's not men, right? whereas in america it would likely be. my question is, will they go whole hog? right? will they simulate stretch marks, morning sickness? will the whole thing happen? are you going to do it? go all in. >> tyrus, i want you to know that i did not write this question. >> it's not like i can't smack half the guys. >> i didn't write it, but someone else on our staff wants to know. did you ever wish women in your life were just faking their pregnancy? no. >> that's what happens when a gay guy writes your notes. i can think i can speak for all men. nobody wants a picture from a girl with a fake bump. yeah. ruin our day. just ruin
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our day. don't send him like lol. but. >> hello. >> i mean, that's not a that's not something a guy's like. oh, oh you got me like that's a i'm never talking to you. yeah, yeah. >> so the whole point of the picture, like i take pictures of my belly, like i want to remember what my body looked like when i was pregnant. not like, pretend pregnant. >> i feel like there's a lot of, like, look, it's not working out. i'd like to see other people doing. hold on. what? i guess we'll stay together for a little while longer. how far along are you? do you know what i'm saying? i think it could be used for nefarious reasons here in the states to keep guys a little bit longer. >> david, critics are arguing the trend creates unrealistic beauty standards. you're an expert on that. what do you think? >> yeah, i know people often ask me, what is your secret? >> what? >> no, i, you know, look, yeah,
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it's crazy, but, you know, you got to remember china. there's a billion people. someone's doing something crazy. you know, out of a billion people, someone's going to do something crazy. i think the craziest thing they do over there is manufacture the competitors razors that i have to go compete with, you know, cheap plastic, high markups. i mean, what are they doing? the baby bump makes a lot more sense than that. but i'm just. look, i'm just trying to. i'm chilling today. i'm sorry. you know, and i'm doing the razors. and when i'm the director of the bureau of printing and engraving. are you listening, mr. trump? >> erin, i've got to say, this has never crossed. this never in my life crossed my mind. >> no, i've never been pregnant. nor have i ever wanted to take a photo pretending to be pregnant. what are they going to be doing next? like pretending to have their wedding? >> pretending they have? >> this is weird. it's just it. it's weird. but, you know, you watch housewives, you watch reality tv. plenty of these
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women do. those like boudoir photo shoots so that they can remember how good they looked at one period in their life, and they do these kind of racy photos for their partner. this is the opposite of that in a very weird way, almost a little bit to teresa's point. can you imagine? you get a girlfriend, you fall in love, and she's like, hey, you know what? don't worry, we don't need to do a maternity shoot. i locked that down two and a half years ago. like it might be like. where is your family? is grandma locked in the closet? like, wouldn't that be, like, a huge red flag by finding this photo and being like, oh, where's the baby? >> told me you were like seven months pregnant before. and then. >> and then you're like, actually, i wasn't. >> he'd probably be like, that's that's somehow worse. yeah. >> oh, no, don't worry, honey, that's a fake baby bump. i was just doing it for pictures. hello? no, that seems insane when you say it. because it is insane. >> it is insane. i agree with that. >> i'm telling you, i'm used to women faking the orgasm, but the pregnancy that's crossing a line, that's a big line.
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it in. okey dokey. >> deb wright asks, what do you do to celebrate the new year, tyrus? >> i sit at home with the fam and watch my pretaped new year's eve special on fox, which i hosted with kat timpf. yeah that's true. >> that's true. >> david, i'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you do to celebrate the new year? >> well, last year i went to a big party at puff daddy's, so i don't know what i'm. >> how was that? >> yeah, i don't remember, i woke up. i woke up in a highway median. i just have no idea. but i think it was good. >> did you have a baby bump after? >> aaron? >> normally, it kind of depends on the year i've done. last year, i went to the bills patriots football game in buffalo, new york and watched bill belichick lose for the last time as he left orchard park as the patriots coach. this year i will be home in
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rochester because on new year's day, my sister is being sworn in as the first female district attorney of wayne county, new york, so i will be there for her swearing in. >> i would just like to say, kat, there was no reason to besmirch bill belichick. oh, i have to. >> are you kidding me? deep hatred. >> always. paul hiding, actually. yeah, right. because i worked this thing for 25, 26 years in various capacities. and this year, when i'm definitely not doing is watching people throw up. >> yes. >> fight their best friends and then tell them ten minutes later. i love you, man. >> yeah. >> paul, are you still connected with the force? >> the force? >> how is he a jedi? >> can i can i say something about western razors at this point? yeah. any of you heard of western razors? com, i really recommend it. >> there we go. that's an official endorsement. >> oh, man.
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>> i guess for me, i mean, it's like, sometimes i'll go out to dinner or whatever. this year, i don't think i'm going to leave the house. i don't know. i've worked. i've worked most new year's eve, honestly. >> remember the one where we were stuck outside? freezing cold? yeah. so. >> and i needed help being carried back to the van because i couldn't feel my feet anymore. oh, that was a good time. all right. >> the good news is she was like 84 pounds. yeah. >> it's bad. all right, another question here. what was your favorite, dan dunning-kruger asks what was your favorite gift or experience this christmas? gift given or received? wants to be sure to let you know you can have either option there, paul. >> actually, a nice one. i gave my dad a fig tree and fig trees take a while to flower, but what's nice about that is after you lose a parent or something like that, it's still there and it produces. so i can't really remember anything specific that i got that really sort of stands out. but of the things that i've given, i think that one is the best. and i would just recommend to anybody who has a parent who's getting up there, give them something that you will remember them by.
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>> that was very that was very deep. >> yeah. that was very sweet. >> has the benefit of being true, erin experience or gift? >> yeah. this year it's definitely experience. i'm very fortunate to have a very big extended family. and every year my entire life, my grandfather is handed out christmas gifts to everybody. and this year was his 93rd birthday. he's 93 years old and got to hand out christmas gifts to not only his kids, but his grandkids and his great grandkids. and i am thankful for every christmas i get with my grandfather. >> oh, that's very sweet. all right. and something i'm sure we'll hear just as sweet and endearing from david. >> yeah, well, my grandfather, you know, he's 98 years old. i got him a rolex watch because i figure he'll give it back to me, you know, in a few. you know, one way or the other. >> yes, cyrus. >> you know what? usually i get socks and, like, dad stuff, but this year, i got floor seats to the celtics, so i was shocked.
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i was very excited. i actually got. yeah. and of course, everybody got everything on their list, so i did my part. so it was nice that i got i got my celtic tickets. so i'm very excited. >> yeah i did vigilia, which is polish christmas eve i did, i hosted it at my apartment for the first time because i was too into travel and i made the potato soup and it was good. yeah, it was really good. really. all right. ken leek asks, what's your all time favorite sitcoms now? i don't know, he said. all time favorite. and then he said sitcoms. i don't know. he went with a singular verb and then he went with plural. so i don't know if he wants one answer or multiple. so i'll let you guys decide. what do you think, david? >> well, there's a very small sitcom called nothing says. it was aired on comedy central and it starred david angelo. >> tyrus. >> i feel like, man, you got for me, golden girls. cause i'm still watching it. like i get off. every year hallmark goes away. you know, just hallmark christmas movies, bro. leave golden girls alone, okay? okay.
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we don't need to see 40 year old women find love in a small village that no one ever heard of before. stick with golden girls, real housewives i like. >> it's kind of like golden girls, but for real. >> and there's nothing golden about him. >> aaron, i had to think about this. i would have to say schitt's creek. i've always thought it was very funny. so that's my favorite sitcom, honeymooners and the odd couple in reruns. >> i still can watch them all. i will say this i wouldn't have figured tyrus for the golden girls. really. >> it was. it was. i didn't have a lot of contact with my family. it was something that me and my grandmother used to watch together. so for me, it's like a fun, yeah, a fun thing. but i could go all night with sitcoms. like, i love them all. >> yeah, there's a lot. i mean, i feel like seinfeld is an obvious choice, but also, i wasn't big on i like all the good. >> the good stuff was like back in the day, like, archie bunker was probably one of the best. george jefferson, like when they weren't afraid to be funny and make fun of each other. if you watched the old stuff from
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