dogs and eventually a cat. >> yeah, just to have all their clothes hanging in their closet ready to go. i mean, it is an amazing feat that they do that every couple of years, right? >> so that's right. >> and but the priority is the continuity of government. and i know that sounds silly because it is actually true when it comes to the functioning of government, but it's also true for when the president walks into the oval office after leaving the reviewing stand, that those curtains are exactly the way they planned it. during the transition between the president's team, his oval office operations, and the chief white house usher. >> michael. thank you. happy new year. that's it for us tonight. i'm jason chaffetz in for laura. hope you can go check out my podcast jason in the house. just type in jason in the house and you can see it. thank you for watching this special edition of the ingraham angle. jesse watters primetime takes it from here.

>> hello everyone. >> i'm jessica tarlov, along with kennedy, joey jones, katie pavlich, and tyrus. >> it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. >> it could be the greatest merger of all time or a geopolitical disaster. >> shark tank star and proud canadian kevin kevin o'leary is making a stunning claim that half of his fellow canucks, that's about 20 million people, are open to president elect. >> trump's bold pitch to make canada the 51st state. >> and he's even willing to go down to mar a lago to help broker the deal. >> watch canadians over the holidays. the last two days have been talking about this. they want to hear more. think about the power of combining the two economies, erasing the border between canada and the united states, and putting all that resource up to the northern borders where china and russia are knocking on the door. so secure that give a common currency, figure out

taxes across the board, get everything trading both ways. create a new, almost eu like passport. i like this idea, and at least half of canadians are interested. >> and that's not the only person showing up at mar a lago. two top canadian cabinet members are meeting with trump's team and border czar tom homan today. they aim to hammer out a border security plan that canada hopes will ward off trump's threats to impose economically damaging tariffs on imports. homan is telling fox that canada is, quote, ready to go on immigration enforcement, and trump himself has made it clear where he stands. >> and essentially we're paying canada and we love canada. i have so many friends, i love canada, i love it, but why are we why are we spending $150 billion on canada? yet canada allows people in drugs to flood in through our northern border. >> so i caught your face as i was talking.

>> and it wasn't just because i called kevin o'leary. ken, what do you think about this merger idea, tyrus? >> i think both of his watches are broken. like, okay, there's no 50% of canadians willing to give up canada. i mean, that's their country. they'd be like 50% of americans being like, oh yeah, we want to join the other side. i it's almost sounds like a promotional stunt for a tv show. i think they're i think the canadian government is paying attention because president trump has put in tariffs. he's trolling them. he's having a good time with it. and maybe mr. wonderful is trying to get in on it. but 50% i'd love to see the poll like you know, it's just it goes back to what this administration is trying to do is not a laughing matter. president trump is putting his foot down and he's using tariffs to get them to come to the table. i think there's a huge conservative presence in canada, but we haven't seen him for a long time. and let's be honest, if canada became a country that will play along with this, this game, okay, it would be one of the most liberal countries, which means the two senate seats that they

would have would make jessica's day because they would both be liberal and would lose the senate. so thank you. no. we're good. okay. no deal, as they would say in guppy tank or shark tank or whatever it is. >> shark tank, which i was watching last night before i go to bed. traitor. >> just kidding. >> it's so it's so good. >> so trump is getting his desired effect, right? people are coming. he's holding court there. he has his transition team down there. but this is pretty high stakes in terms of trade with canada. so they buy 300 billion of our goods. we buy about 340 billion of their goods. and as last i checked, the usmca was negotiated by trump 1.0. so where do you think we end up in all of this, katie? >> well, we may end up with an additional trade deal that the president believes is better for the american people. >> but the bottom line is, even if there aren't as many people in canada who want to give up the country, there are a lot of people that the new administration can work with in

canada. common sense on the economy to get to the table and at least change some things that he doesn't like that they've seen happening over the past four years. i find it very interesting that these ministers who have flown down to mar-a-lago after trudeau flew down there himself to have a one on one meeting, are meeting with tom homan, who is the new border czar. so trump is not only is using tariffs as a way to push for more border security and to combat fentanyl and to combat terrorism and terrorists who come across the northern border, which is the longest border in the world. and so it's very interesting to see how they're using the economics to push on other issues, not just the trade deficit and maybe a new trade deal that trump may want for the country. >> yeah, joey, i want to pick up on that with tom homan. and he seems to have become really a central player in this transition. and you have democrats and republicans that are talking to him. mayor adams, here in new york city, had a meeting with him. do you think that the canadians being ready to play ball so quickly, so they have a new border security bill to invest another

billion dollars in this? they clearly know that it's a central plank of trump's platform and what he what he wants to do moving forward. they're also all up for reelection. right. and trudeau is forecasted to lose. do you think they're foreseeing a trump like movement north of the border as well, and trying to stamp that out? >> i think you've seen it throughout the western world in some ways. and i don't know if it's trump like, i define trump as a make america great again, make north america great again now as as populism, as mainstream populism, it's an opportunity for people to feel heard and seen and to feel like you're not speaking for us as some big corporation that puts a movie out with an agenda one way or the other. you're not speaking for us. if your version of die puts a disadvantage towards, you know, my kid that's white and male. and so that i don't think is conservatism. i think it's common sense. and i think that that's what you see sweeping across most places that have

any form of representative democracy. but when it comes to canada, specifically, when you look at the list of things that we import at high levels, kind of towards the top of the list is oil and gas. you can go all the way back to the keystone pipeline, i believe was canadian oil and gas. so if president trump is going to drill, baby drill in alaska and he's going to keep our energy cheap and make it cheap and make us energy independent again, he can't tariff oil and gas and get that accomplished. probably, or at least not immediately. so if he does this and the other one is vehicles and he's spoken to and a lot about detroit and the vehicles that are made in this country and in mexico and in other places. so i would say i would predict that if tariffs were the way, chances are some of these things are carved out anyway. but i mean, the truth is he doesn't want an econ war. he doesn't want a trade war. he wants a secure border. he wants to fulfill his main promise, which is to keep bad things and bad people out of our country as much as possible. and i don't understand how canada can't be a partner in that, so i don't know. i don't know why it would have to get to the

point of tariffs to begin with, but that is where he started with all of this. >> yeah, right. >> with the 25%. >> yes. and that was the point to have an economic impact quickly that is obviously beneficial to americans. and i agree with tyrus. i don't think that there are 50% of canadians who are like, we don't want any national independence at all. we don't want our own identity. we just want to be like the cold, forgotten part of america where people maybe go see vancouver once every five years. i don't think they're dying for that either. but i do have faith that these canadian conservatives do want a better way of life. canada has some really manly men, and they are forgotten because they are represented by justine trudeau, who wanted to give americans a lecture that, you know, we failed because we didn't elect kamala and we didn't elect hillary. well, that's because american voters rationally looked at these two candidates and said, maybe they don't represent my personal interests. and they look at donald trump and they go, i

like some of the things he has to say. i'm going to give him a shot once again. but the difference is there are a lot of americans who want their politicians to work with donald trump, not just work against him. and i think that might be how a lot of canadians feel, but they also want the agreement to benefit their lives economically and in every other way possible. if that means that it's easier to travel between the united states and canada, that's fantastic. i do think this president wants a secure border. i think that he's trolling. he doesn't want a 51st state, because if you want a secure border, the first thing you do is not dissolve it. so i think people are taking some of his jokes too literally. right. >> like how did we say it the first in the first term? like never take him literally seriously, but not literally. seriously, but not literally. yes. the 47th president of the united states of america would fit in that description. i mean, all of us on a friday, a holiday friday coming up is my party's brand in the toilet.

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write this down. >> take a little note to remind you in case you didn't know. >> yeah. democrats are finally getting brutally honest on why they lost the new york times, talking to a bunch of the party's bigwigs and strategists. liz smith probably summed it up best after she said, quote, the democratic brand is in the toilet. many of the democrats have succeeded this cycle. our best overperformers in house races, for instance, are people who ran against the democratic party. and speaking of that toxic brand, chuck todd just dropped a bombshell. a biden polling memo from two years ago warning they'd go broke if they went woke. a strategist for a biden superpac circa 2022 sent me a polling memo that that he had sent to the campaign. >> the democracy message really didn't ring true with latino voters, especially if they're first or second gen. because first, you know, you want to see a democracy crumbling. let

me introduce you to el salvador. you want me to see a democracy that doesn't work? let me introduce you to venezuela. the trump campaign targeted them on the same issues. they were targeting working class white voters, and the harris campaign targeted them as a community of color. >> so could fresh leadership be the antidote for all that ails the democrats? well, not so fast. jen psaki is scolding her party for snubbing aoc and picking a 74 year old long time key committee for a key committee post. check this out. >> house democrats missed what i would consider a big opportunity. they passed over congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez for the top democratic spot on the oversight committee. this felt like an obvious chance to apply some of the lessons we should have learned from the november election, right. instead, democrats passed over one of the youngest, most media savvy members of congress for a key leadership public role.

>> tyrus. yes, sir. explain how aoc is the future of the democrat party. >> she's not. okay, first of all, they decided not to go with an influencer or someone who had actual experience. aoc's legislative record is what? how many laws? what they figured out. the problem is, is that the democrats haven't been in office. they haven't been working. this has been the progressive branch. it's not a when you say brand, you're not selling sneakers and shoes. your brand is the american people. the democratic party used to have solid ideas. they down the middle, middle stuff. what happened was we got a president who was unfit. the cover up and the people who were calling the shots were progressives. and that's what ruined the country. so you have to stop blaming democrats. you also have to stop having people who are part of the crime tell you what was wrong. psaki and the other guy, you were part of the problem. you promoted an unfit joe biden. now you're trying to tell mainstream,

common sense democrats what's wrong with their party. no, you're part of the problem. we need to get back to common sense values. and there are people on the left who voted for trump who didn't change their little donkey pins. they just wanted common sense, just like the extreme right. we don't want them calling shots. we saw three and a half years of progressives who are not elected calling shots. the aoc and those type of those are the ones who are why biden was wandering around. they were telling us he was sharp as tacks and he was quicker than everyone else, and no one could keep up with him. that's why you lost the election. you lied to the american people die. unqualified people made decisions, and america said no. period. >> katie, nobody thinks that the republican establishment anointed president trump in either cycle. i don't believe that that anybody thinks that president trump was viewed as an outsider in 2016 and a disrupter in 2024. kamala harris, for all intents and purposes, and i do concede that she was on the ticket when joe

biden was elected. so there is that. but she was anointed to be the candidate. i mean, how much of this is, you know, do they get into the weeds in the democrat party or some of the answers here are kind of simple that they did create this elitist and very non-democratic idea of how the government should be. trump himself was a movement, and that's something the republican party is going to have to figure out when he leaves the presidency. how do they get people out to vote for the republican party if trump is not at the top of it? that's why he chose jd vance to carry the torch of the maga movement. but in terms of democrats and what they were telling people and what their actions were for years, they were screaming that trump was a threat to democracy. and he started to see this fall apart in the early summer, when polling showed that actually independent voters thought that democrats were the threat to democracy, then that was amplified in july and august, when kamala harris was not elected to be the nominee. she was placed as the nominee. and you listen to democrats who voted for trump or just decided not to vote for her, and they will say themselves, they

didn't like that there wasn't a democratic process while they were screaming about being the party of democracy. overall, democrats have this problem where identity politics went to die during the last election. they're losing their coalitions that they have built over the course of the past 20 years. they don't have a plan to really get them back. and republicans are cutting into the demographics that typically vote for them. so they're going to have to grapple with that. the final thing is you have people like jen psaki and people on the far left saying that they lost because they weren't to the left enough. when every single arrow on the map pointed to the right, the country shifted to the right. california voted for prop 36 in every single county. they wanted law and order. and yet their solution is to double down on crazy. and it's not that gerry connolly is a moderate by any means, so i'm not sure that was actually about, you know, i think that was more about seniority than anything else. exactly. but this idea that there's a number of high profile democrats in the media in their own bubble,

calling for more far left ideas and policy positions when the country thoroughly rejected that and they lost to trump. the second time thoroughly, i think is very interesting, and we'll see if that can play out for them. but right now they're losing a coalition, and they are not listening to people who just want some normalcy in their lives. jessica, you know, one of the people in this new york times discussion, it was a written discussion online, wherever that is, i don't know. i'm ignorant to those kind of things, i guess. but one of the people said she was asked, i don't remember which one, i just use her name, but she was asked, is the democrat party actually the toilet? and she said, well, a toilet has some utility to it, so that might be a generous description. so, you know, i know that you don't feel that way. but, you know, i also know you have opinions. and so what's your opinion on what the democrat party should do moving forward? is it lean into the aoc's to find their version of trump or to double down on on their progressive

leanings? >> well, aoc is a multitude of things. so on the one hand she is a lefty progressive legislator. she has said some of the things that have hurt the party the most, like defund the police, for instance, and that's a huge problem. she is also, on the other hand, one of the only bona fide, media savvy brands that we have. and i know a lot of people who tune in to her instagram lives who do not agree with her politics at all. people who are either on the conservative side of the party or even republicans. and it should be noted as well, that she is very well liked on the hill. there are a lot of republicans that enjoy her personally that think they can find ways to work with her, but this election was a branding election. i mean, donald trump is an enormous brand. he's out there selling items with his name on it, for god's sake. you know, guitars, bibles, steaks, whatever it is. and aoc is one of the people in our party who understands how to communicate as a brand. and i think that's more what jen psaki was talking

about, that that was the missed opportunity. gerry connolly, who has technically earned the right to be the head of the committee, is 74 years old and also has cancer. and that is complicating. and maybe there's some middle ground person who's like in their 50s, which is what jamie raskin was. he moved up to a different committee assignment. but i can understand people thinking at this moment when we lost the podcasting wars, shouldn't we have people that can show up anywhere, anytime and talk to anyone? right? you can imagine aoc on with joe rogan, lex fridman, andrew schultz, alex cooper, the pod save america bros. she can go anywhere, and i think we desperately need that. but it's a working class voter problem. tyrus has said this many times. the only color that mattered this election was green. you have to message on that. and our party, you might be able to pull off winning an election without working class voters. but most democrats i know, and the way i feel is i don't want to do that. i don't want to be a party of just

people with college degrees and above. and so we need to focus on that kind of messaging, like what dan osborne did, what pat ryan did, etc. >> candy, how vulnerable are are republicans specifically trump led republicans in losing some of these things that that fall into that populism umbrella? if the democrats do find the right voice and we talk about things like, i don't know, legalizing marijuana or some of the things that feel more progressive, but those are people that kind of fell in under trump a little bit this time around. maybe that's a bad example, but i don't i don't think that's a bad example. >> and i think, you know, this election was really about ideas and it was really about talking to people about their pain. and, you know, i disagree with you. it's not about the optics and it's not about the messenger. it was a referendum against progressivism. people see that. they feel that and they are sick of it. it doesn't work. and alexandria ocasio-cortez can say things like, well, i'm done primarying people. it's because she wants to be a mainstream democrat. but, you know, she's also my

values have never changed type of kamala democrat and that her words have harmed the party. her ideas are awful for america, and voters are never going to accept her as a mainstream candidate because she is so polarizing. and unlike trump, who can pivot to populism, which helps working people, she is a confiscated. she has these big ideas like tanking an amazon facility just outside new york city. and voters here were outraged because they're like, no, we want those jobs. not your virtue signaling and grandstanding. so i think they have to find people who can get them back to populism if they do. yes. republicans are very, very vulnerable on that point. but as long as democrats are the party of war hawks, i don't think republicans have a lot to worry about right now. >> i think aoc has an authenticity about her, regardless if you believe it or not. like if you juxtapose her just to kamala, she could say the same thing and be much more believable. and she's young so she can change her her views

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became the stuff of legends. during trump's first term, he could press the red button whenever he wanted the soda, of which he reportedly drank 12 times a day. and if that isn't enough to scream america's back, the bald eagle is finally the national bird of the united states. it only took us 250 years, but the majestic and soaring symbol of our nation has finally got its due. after congress passed the measure with unanimous support and biden signed it into law. so let's raise a toast to our diet coke and to the good old us of a hear, hear. so, jessica, we have some bipartisanship. biden signs the eagle as the official bird. and then trump has his diet coke button coming back. we can do two things at once. we can. >> and i hope that this is an indication that rfk jr is going to leave diet coke alone. >> yes, it's off limits, i'm sure, if that's the case. mcdonald's too probably. >> i don't know. did you see that? how cheryl hines said

that he had to eat it and it was so upsetting for him? but yeah, i think there are very few joys in life. like diet coke when you really want one. wow. and i just. i couldn't live without it. i gave it up for a whole year, though, once. >> so do you like it in a bottle or in a can? >> i, i like it in a can, and i like fountain. diet coke i want to do the diet coke tiktok challenge. but i need some assistance. >> well, joey, in atlanta, they have the coca-cola headquarters where you can try all of the cokes and diet cokes from all across the world. yeah, coca cola is another thing that globalism ruined. it used to be a great american brand, and even we even had cocaine in it. and it was awesome. it was a georgia brand. and now it's turned into, you know, disney of soft drinks. but i like it. i just think that if you're going to do coca cola, you got to do full strength. >> thank you. coke. you know what? >> you know what i mean. >> like i cannot wait to get this away. i hate diet coke.

sorry, mr. president, i agree with a lot of things, but you need a regular. i only like regular coke in my jack. that's it. daniels, if you're out there, merry christmas, but not a fan of diet coke. i will pass it forward. no point. >> any diet sodas? >> no. it's why, if you're going to. if you're going to dance with the devil disco, go do the real deal. real. you know, like, do the real thing. thank you. >> john. okay. kennedy. so there is another controversial topic that i think is worse than diet coke. and whether you like it. do we actually like eagles? >> no, we don't like eagles. they're awful. they're mean. they will they will take their talons and rip your eyeballs out if you give them the opportunity. so i know katie has been to alaska. yes. when i arrived in dutch harbor, alaska, and saw the eagles there at the airport, just right outside, tiny little landing strip. i was like, oh, they're so majestic. and people were like, do not go near them. don't look at them. they hate you. they hate everything about you. eagles are intrinsically not about freedom. they are about death and destruction and food chain. yeah. and i think

they're beautiful. i think they're gorgeous. i have an eagle tattooed on my chest with its wingspan on my arms and the american flag. an eagle is holding an american flag in each talon. no diet coke with a gun, with a gun and a diet coke. >> i don't know if i believe you, but i have everything but the diet coke tattooed on me, so i just need. i need you to know that that is a real thing in some of us. so, joey, you're a patriot, though, so i think we should talk about the turkey and how the turkey was actually proposed as the national bird. i came with rounds and chamber, and kennedy beat me to it. listen, i love a bald eagle. i love the symbolism. they look cool. but also am a big fan of benjamin franklin. and so he wrote a letter to his daughter and he called the bald eagle is a bird of bad moral character. he does not get his living honestly. he is too lazy to fish for himself. they call him. they call him freedom pigeons because in in the wild, what they do is they steal the kills of other animals, or they scavenge and pick up things that are already dead. and this

is what this is what i love. he wanted the north american turkey, which pretty much there are four turkeys in north america and one in central america. so it's an american bird only. and he said this about the turkey, which i love. he said, they're a true original native of america. he said, they're a little vain and silly, but they're a bird of courage. >> is there anything more american than to just throw this in there? they're also bald like him, so i think that's what it is. i think it was really like he was a bald guy, tired of wearing the wigs. everyone knew he was bald. he wanted to feel more comfortable. and what's the bald? this bird on the planet. a turkey? a turkey. >> okay. i do have a friend who grew up in washington state. and her poor little dog was taken away by an eagle. >> just like the. my point, katy. >> so, i mean, they are strong and they are scary. so i guess that's if you ever go turkey hunting, you will see they are a bird of courage. yes, they will come at you and delicious. and they can fly. turkeys do fly, unlike penguins. a little bit. all right. the fastest is up next. i was raised up by a simple man. >> i grew up with a gun in my

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ears. >> they shouldn't have to be complained to. should be automatic. it's literally there should be an ejection seat. i mean, there's no i'm sorry. i mean, certain things that you have to accept baby crying part of life. no problem. but somebody's watching home videos of their favorite birthday at full zone on speaker. no, i'm sorry. that's grounds for those people. should be put on the no fly zone list immediately. not immediately. immediately. immediately. you have no respect for anyone in your circle. whatever bubble you live in should be bursted immediately. and then you publicly shamed. >> yeah, we are misusing government bullying, i can't disagree. >> you should be allowed. >> and if someone's having a speaker phone conversation, aren't you allowed to jump in and partake in it? >> i think you should. it's an invitation that if you don't want to go to jail, if you're in public, yeah, it's either straight to jail or you get to share in your conversation. also, i know somebody who, when

they hear someone on their speakerphone or playing their music out loud in a plane, they start playing music or a video of their screaming child nonstop, as loud as possible. and then the person looks over and he's like, oh, i just wanted to have you listen to what i want to listen to. it's ridiculous. and it's also worse when kids are playing games and the parents don't put headphones on the children, and then they're offended when you say something like, how dare you? >> what happened? that people get offended. >> now it's a it's an unsolvable problem because somebody like me, i don't have a i don't have the ability to temper myself. so i have to just not engage and suffer through it. because if i say anything, i'm not going to stop saying things. and then the going to come out and then then i don't deliver the news. i become the news. joey jones get kicked off a flight because he put some loud person in a headlock, you know, and i've got two moves, i've got headlock and bite your kneecaps off. that's all i got left, you know, with these legs. so it was pretty extreme. you know i think america will come to your defense. >> so are you going to take the contrary position and say that you love people of a miss on

that? >> no, i hate it. i find the amount of people also like facetiming, walking around who almost die, get hit by cars constantly because they have to do it that way and that they're off speaker or off headphones to be so strange. what i have struggled with is the toddler ipad watching before they're old enough to wear headphones. so like clio will watch no sound because i'm like, if you can't wear them, we can't subject people to them. >> that's great parenting, though. >> i'm trying my best. i think i always tell people that when they when they ask, when they say, jessica tarlov really a commie, i say, she's a wonderful mom. that's not really an answer to that question, but i appreciate that. >> it's true. >> it's the most my twin people always go, are you jessica tarlov? >> and i say, yes, and i voted for trump twice. up next group chats. group chats are like modern day quicksand. you jump in for funny memes and family

gossip. next thing you know, you're drowning in 63 unread texts about susan's cat. so how do you leave one without being rude? etiquette experts are offering some tips one. saying, quote, group chats are about feeling connected and supported and entertained. and if you're not getting that, it's okay to dip out. so can you. irish goodbye a group chat or do you have to say something? >> okay, i'm a grown man. we don't group chat. and if somebody. because here's what happens with group chats. no, none. refuse. because here's what always happens. you forget that it's a group chat. and eventually you will text about the annoying group chat that was sent to you by such and such in the group chat. so you just say, bro, i'm good. yeah, there's nothing in a group chat that needs to be discussed that's that important. if you can't tell me what's going on, just a bunch of six, eight, 300 pound guys group chatting over the yellowstone finish. i'm

just not in it. it's just. it's not. thank you. it's just not there. how many group chats have we been a part of? well, none. >> i am involved in several group chats, so my friends go in the other direction. i appreciate where you're coming from. no. you know, it's like if you go on a hunting trip, there's a group text for the hunting trip. >> coordinates. yeah. important things about coordination. >> yeah. and there's always 1 or 2 people, and i'm probably one of them that takes it in the wrong direction, you know, has to throw a meme in there that will get everybody fired or something like that. and so i've got a lot of group texts. i've got a brother in law who's an absolute sociopath. he's a psychopath. he deletes all of his texts as soon as he reads. >> hope he doesn't have cable. >> no, i love him to death. he knows i've told him this, but he deletes all of his texts as soon as he reads them. and so he has to always be lost in that group text because somebody's throwing it back to something two days ago. but he also hates group text, so it's probably just he's with me. >> why? why i could probably learn. >> group texts seem to cause a lot of drama among the moms

that i know, like the mom shaming that goes on in these group texts seems to be a little over the top, but i think it depends on whether you were asked to be included. so if you just get included without your permission in a group text, you can text, you can just leave. yeah. >> you dip out. that's totally fair. yeah, just get out. but the group texts that are so annoying is when everyone has to respond and go, oh my god, that's amazing. what a great idea. >> this is my nightmare. yeah, i love oreo pie. >> yes, queen like it or heard it? now you don't have to respond, but just mute it. i don't have to leave. >> it depends on who's in the group text as well. >> delete unless it's coordinates. >> but the moms. >> here's the address, fellas. to the gym. here's the thing. it's very specific. yes, yes. it's not feeling vulnerable, fellas, where you're at. just not my not my group. >> but then if you have like older family members on the group text. yeah. my mom recently discovered emojis. god help us all. >> this is one of the nice things about not having parents or grandparents. i don't have to experience any of that. there's always an upside. >> you can have mine. >> yes. >> at least on loan. on loan.

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