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>> oh my goodness! ferociously, lively crowd. thank you. happy new year, everybody. i'm tyrus in for greg gutfeld, who is not here. you guys hear that before something? [laughs] anyway, it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guests. she overcame norovirus to do this show with tyrus. "new york times" best-selling author, fox news contributor, kat timpf. [applause] she is more on the money then cocaine residue. host of "the bottom line" on fox business, dagen mcdowell. [applause] he wishes he had charlie hurt's

hair. comedian, former judge, vince august. [applause] and he wishes he had vince's wits. fox news contributor charlie hurt. [applause] okay, before we get to some news stories, let's do this. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: greg's leftove leftovers! mmm! >> tyrus: its leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. of course i have not seen them, so here we go. according to a new survey, highly sensitive people make up 26% of workers. or, as i like to call them, [bleep]. [applause] that's how we roll today. all right. netflix just dropped the trailer for the meghan markle lifestyle series, "with love, meghan." it looks pretty good, too.

it shows meghan garnishing a cake with raspberries, harvesting honey in california, and brutally cutting off her husband's balls. [laughter] [bleep] and balls, here we go. the justice department spent over $100 million over the last four years on programs for "restorative justice" in other di nonsense. and yet they are still letting white guys off the hook. [laughter] white guys off the hook. right. former cnn host don lemon doubled down on his criticism of maga folks, calling them "dumb [bleep] idiots." don would have said more but he had to help the other waiters sing happy birthday to a customer. [applause]

according to recent reports, joe biden is reportedly struggling to find funding for his presidential library. on the bright side, it's nice to see joe struggling with something besides breathing. during his appearance on cnn's new year's eve special, musical artist diplo schacht andy cohen and anderson cooper when he revealed he was high on lsd. not to be outdone, steve doocy shocked "fox & friends" viewers when he revealed he's on heroin. wow. and finally -- thank god -- evolutio nary biologists predict that the artificial intelligence could shrink our brains. but what would it do to our penis size, asked one man? [applause] [applause] i don't know if you to about youguys, that i need ar

that. now to the monologue. what it is. what it is? complacency. unqualified dei and leftist agendas are making america a dangerous place. we know that, more than ever come after the terror attack in new orleans on new year's day. a damning new report in "the daily caller" says the new orleans fbi office and police department are chock-full of dei nonsense. it's like the wnba over there. and no shade for the regular new orleans cops. they took the killer out before he could make things worse. that's bravery. they ran towards the sound of gunfire. [applause] they ran towards the sounds of gunfire while the dumbasses in charge of ndi workshops. according to the report, the fbi field office held a diversity agent recruit event. it happened in july of last year according to the fbi press release. they wanted to find applicants with "diverse backgrounds and skills, opinions, and

perspectives." it would have been nice if one of those skills with these barricades to prevent a terrorist from driving into a crowd. [applause] president trump called it out on truth social saying, "our country is a disaster, a laughing stock all over the world. this is what happens when you have open borders with weak, ineffective and virtually nonexistent leadership." he also posted, "when i said the criminals are coming and that are far worse than the criminals we have in our country, that statement was consistently refuted by democrats and fake news media, but it turned out to be true. the crime rate in our country is at a level no one has ever seen before." of course he's not saying the terrorist was an illegal immigrant. he's talking about the bigger issue at hand. it's a strong statement in the message is clear, but the media totally missed his entire point, not seeing the forest for the trees, and responded like they usually do. >> the implication there is that the biden board policy is somehow to blame for a terrorist killing 14 people.

only that terrorist is actually an american. >> this is what trump does. he lied and he is stoking fear. >> everything is the border. everything is immigrants. everything is the border, the border, the border, now they have lied so much that donald trump is repeating it. >> you cannot escape the fact that this is a brown suspect with an exotic name, and arabic name, and that was so convenient for people. see you in the media said the terrorist was american. they missed the damn point. the chaos caused by an open border with di hires makes everything weaker. police are stretched thin and no support from blue city officials. i think this quote from police superintendent anne kirkpatrick sums up the incompetence best. >> we did indeed have a plan, but the terrorist defeated it. >> tyrus: where do these clowns come from? oh, yeah, the police chief came from oakland, california, is police department, which fired

her. if you need more reason to doubt anne kirkpatrick other than the fact that she looks like the granny from "the beverly hillbillies." [laughter] just a few months ago she accidentally drove her own car into two pedestrians when she made a left-hand turn and didn't see them. they weren't seriously hurt and she did say sorry. and what about the big yellow barriers that would have prevented the attack? they are there now, but she's totally clueless where they came from. >> when you go down bourbon, you will see yellow what we call archers, and they are along the sidewalk, and that would be to be preventive if someone had, or if this particular terrorist went around up on the sidewalk, that's what that would do. >> where did they come from? >> actually, we had them. i didn't know about them, that we have them. >> tyrus: "i didn't know about them, but we have them." at that that's very comforting

to the families. i'm not saying she was hired because of di, but i'm not not saying it. look, motivated bad men will do bad things, but incompetent unqualified hires are just as dangerous to the safety of the public. president trump's first act might be to declare a state of emergency to protect the american way of life before another preventable tragedy happens again. >> announcer: #nuffsaid!. [applause] >> tyrus: dagen, i'm going to go to you. i lived almost ten years in louisiana, and i'm angry, and it's hard to contain my anger, because we see the incompetence, we see the corruption all the time. but you have the ability to ensure safety, and it looks to me that it just didn't feel like paying people to put the stuff out there. you've seen it all. you've been in this news game a long time. when are we going to start

holding people accountable for not doing what they're supposed to do? >> dagen: public firings would be a terrific start. the fact there was nothing more horrific other than being there, then watching that truck driving around a police car with the bollards should have been. but the bollards weren't there because they were being fixed for the super bowl. but they weren't there to protect the people on bourbon street on new year's new year's eve, one of the busiest tourist places in the entire united states, and that old lady and the rest of them didn't give a [bleep]. >> tyrus: they didn't. charlie? >> charlie: the ad. the thing that is so annoying about the bollards thing, i find a lot of the security measures they come up with, like taking your shoes off at the airport, i find the bollards kind of annoying. but they assure us that, in lieu of doing actual investigative work to find out who's trying to

kill us, we are going to put up these features, and then of course the features don't ever work. so we wind up with a situation like the one we had in new orleans. the best part of it, as you pointed out, the dead do did make it two steps out of that truck before he got turned into swiss cheese but those police officers. thank god for that and thank god for them for their willingness to run to the sound of gunfire. the other thing that is just beyond enraging is attacking donald trump for talking about the open border. you know what is stupider -- i don't think is anything stupid about donald trump pointing out, you know what the next attack is going to come from the millions of illegals that these people is allowed across the border? you know it's dumber than that? defending open borders in the wake of the terrorist attack. that's what these people are doing. he got from the press and democrats. >> tyrus: kat, he did a really great job last night of talking about this, and when you see

preventable tragedies, that is almost worse than when it -- like 9/11, for example, there is nothing we could do about the planes. now we have security in place, supposedly, that's going to stop that. when you see something that they had the ability to put the yellow blockers out and just didn't do it, does not make it worse? >> i talked a lot about this yesterday. i think there needs to be accountability, because one is not accountability, there is the same in these positions that have allowed bad things to happen. they are allowed to continue to allow bad things to happen. but, boy, the first time i heard her say that, we did have a plan but the terrorists defeated it, i rewound it. i was like, that's what you're going with? we did have a plan but the terrorist defeated it? yes, that the inspirational message that a city, a nation rocked with tragedy, wants to hear. >> tyrus: you got us.

>> kat: did you have nobody you could run that by first? i don't think anybody's going to be putting that on a t-shirt anytime soon. not only is there incompetence, but she wasn't even good at the talking, consoling, leadership part, either. so i think there is just a huge dearth of accountability, and sadly that is the standard in the government, that there is a lack of accountability. and a lot of what passes for security, a tsa as an example, it is really security theater. people say we are doing these things to keep you safe and look like we are doing something, but really, if you look at the stats -- >> tyrus: surging old ladies and pregnant women in wheelchairs is not security. >> kat: looking like you're doing something is not enough. you need to do something for the sake of our lives. also we pay you guys enough money. >> tyrus: how is she still employed? it should have been resignation on the desk as soon as it was found out that they chose not

to, and probably because they wanted to put the bill on the super bowl guys, because there are two different things. actually, three different things they could have used. one of them supposedly was not being fixed. they also have the street things that come up, and they had the portable yellow things. so there was opportunities to protect people, they just chose not to. how does anyone fathom that she's allowed to go to her office today? >> charlie: i think that's part of the problem. no one ever wants to say this is on me, this is a mistake we made, this was preventable and there were measures that should have been in place that weren't, because apparently there's a problem in this country with saying i screwed up and i'm going to own this. i don't know if it is a legal liability thing. that's going to happen anyway. but at least give people the comfort of knowing that, in this dei world, where he do have mistakes -- as far as dei, it's not a problem with dei as long as you don't give up competency

for dei. we should look like the country we are. no one is saying that. but not at the expense of expertise and competency. when you do have expertise and competency, someone will stand up and say, hey, you know what? there was a script hear, hear are the people at fault and it starts with me. i don't know why we can't just do that right now. >> tyrus: and most have qualified immunity, which means they can't be held responsible. >> vince: wright, new jersey has title 59. governmental immunity. >> tyrus: they have protection. but that would mean that you care about the people you serve. i think that is what is so frustrating, that this wasn't some elaborate plan that we had everything in place and they just -- >> vince: and the negligence is so obvious here. don't worry about saying the wrong thing is going to get you sued, because the negligence is clear. rather than worry about that, forget about it and show the people, at least in your failure you can lead by taking the responsibility of saying i screwed up, this is on me.

>> tyrus: to me, the press conference is more about protecting the sugar bowl than it was the people, in my opinion. up next, biden's old error on islamic terror. [applause] ♪ ♪ here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need, and the flavor you love. so, here's to now...

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[applause] >> tyrus: it's plain to see, joe biden hates whitey. forget terrorist attackers, uncle joe is worried about crackers. >> why did you look at me? >> tyrus: i was just getting away with saying it. in the wake of a deadly ice is inspired terror in new orleans, the reality of islamic radicalization here at home. as he looked to our leaders for answers, let's take a look at what our current president said about the ice is threaded 2021. like old joe himself, the statement did not age well. >> according to the intelligence community, terrorism from white supremacy is the most

lethal threat in the homeland today. not isis, not al qaeda, white supremacists. >> tyrus: obviously you can tell that was a few years ago, because joe actually looked lifelike. but yeah, white supremacists like shamsud din jabbar. kat, is there any intelligence organizations left that have actual intelligence? >> kat: joe did sound kind of good there! in terms of his ability to speak language. you know what i mean? not the content of what he was saying, but his grasp on the english language there was competent in a way that i feel we haven't seen. so that was almost striking. but yes, this is one of the things obviously that i, like many other people, thought of when this happened. i don't even know if he believed that when he said it. i thought it was a politically advantageous thing to say at the time, which is why he said it.

it's really sad when it's politics and party over all else, and it can be dangerous at times, because politics should not be interfering with our safety. >> tyrus: dagen, i feel like this was the early groundwork or the beginning campaigns of th the -- this idea that white supremacists were everywhere and they were dangerous and trump was the crown prince of white supremacy. >> dagen: that's part of it, but it's also the same thing as saying that climate change is the greatest existential threat. it is a lie told by these left-wing nuts over and over to further an agenda. about two and half weeks from now, out of joe biden's mouth is going to be, "jill, the clicker is broke!" because he wants the old lady to bring him a speech and every and wife the choco-goo off his chin.

same thing. oh, and by the way, he looked at you because you look like more of an aspirin that may. >> tyrus: is aspirin a slang term for white people can make up got to write this down. >> dagen: a super white person. like, doesn't go in the sun, underside of a flounder white. >> tyrus: wow. like if you look at them too long you see the other side of them white? not like casper differently ghost but like damn close. >> dagen: you can see his liver. >> tyrus: you wear it on your sleeve. it has nothing to do with the lack of color on your skin. >> vince: to me the best thing about it is having somebody who is a bald white man telling everybody that he looks like the problem we are dealing with as if he's not affected by it, because you know why? they where the merit badges that disqualify them from that, and the merit badges are a ukrainian flag, i got vaxxed, blm,

whatever flavor that happens to be. you can look like that as long as you got one of these merit badges, but the interesting thing is if the people who have those merit badges doing the most damage during the years. that statement was all that one thing, it was about january 6th and they were trying to pound the january 6th people, the trump people come into oblivion because they wanted to bury that once and for all, and they thought it was a way to do it. and it backfired, as you can see, by what happened in november. >> vince: charlie come as an aspirin, i prefer the other side of a flounder, if you don't mind. tom shillue. >> charlie: your hair is thicker and a little earlier. your family tree might have some -- >> vince: you're not the first to suggest that. >> tyrus: how are you at basketball? anyway... >> vince: that's where ey i lose it all. >> tyrus: you've seen it all.

why is it so hard for politicians to tell americans when it comes to real threats like it is? wise president trump attacking so much for just saying what we all plainly can see? >> charlie: i think you're right. it's all about covering their tail, and it's the only thing that matters. on the rights of privacy thing is a giant psy op like the global warming thing is, same with dei, because they have to come up with these distractions to divert attention away from their complete and total record of failure. by going back to the dei thing you were talking about, vince, why do we have to have dei if your schools are good and we have law and order and everyone has equal opportunity in this world? the reason is politicians have failed in every single department of what they are supposed to be in charge of. they keep coming up with these new things that are supposed to

fix what they screwed up, or the global warming thing, because lawmakers in new york city can't keep the sewage system run properly, or the storm sewer system run properly. they're going to blame it all in global warming. no, it's because you can't keep track of how to maintain your stupid sewer system. it has nothing to do with that. so we just keep building and building and building, and the answer is always the same. divert attention from their failures and give them more power and more money. >> tyrus: well said. [applause] for an aspirin. [laughter] up next to him a football crowd shows their american and proud. [applause] ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ is coming your way ♪ ♪ hey, hey ♪ ♪ it's a video of day ♪ [applause] >> tyrus: espn didn't want to hear it, but terrorists couldn't dampen their spirit. our video of the day comes to us from a true american patriots at the sugar bowl last night. which drew a much bigger crowd than the insulin both sponsored by pfizer. [laughter] watch as the crowd erupts into a very special chant after the terrorist struck new orleans just hours earlier. >> [crowd chanting] >> tyrus: the crowd burst into a patriotic chance right after a moment of silence and the national anthem. espn declined to air either of these in their pregay pride probably so they wouldn't piss off any football fans in iran or north korea kat, i'm taking a page out of

your book. 70 wrote this questions politically to you. kat, if that is your real name, leave you wanting more football in the future thanks to this? >> kat: no? [laughter] am i supposed to lie? >> tyrus: i guess they want to put you on the spot. >> kat: it means i don't love america if i don't want to watch more football? i kind of watch football. i'm trying to learn the rules. >> tyrus: detroit is good last year. >> kat: i watch but i don't always understand it. i get which direction the supposed to move and what a touchdown is. otherwise it doesn't quite -- it's not quite enough. and everybody else knows. "pick six." because here's what i thought. okay, this is way off topic, but since we are here -- >> tyrus: let's go there. i'm here for it. >> kat: i thought what happens is when you get in touch and you cook for another one, but so many told me there is something else you can do, there's other options.

>> tyrus: you can onside kick it. >> kat: but with a pick six? >> tyrus: it's an interception to the other team. >> kat: who has time to learn this? >> tyrus: it's a lot. >> kat: it's a lot. it was my goal to learn more of it this year, but i guess the lord had other plans. >> tyrus: yes. [laughter] you are literally your own little football right now. [applause] >> kat: i was so excited. the lions where good and i would like, i'd really like to understand this better. >> tyrus: and then you got pregnant. >> charlie: that the great thing about following the lions. you don't have to study a lot of scoring options. >> kat: that's why i was never a football fan. what was i supposed to do, root for the lions? >> dagen: they're having an amazing season. you can suck it! >> kat: yes, another good. now that they're good i want to hop on that bandwagon.

>> kat: you don't have any excuse for not understanding the rules, because you know the lyrics to every recorded song tt was recorded between the years of like 1994 and two weeks ago. so there's no reason that you cannot learn the rules of football. whatsoever. by the way, they could have done a better chant. that was not loud enough, the seats were in full, they were out getting beer. it had to be georgia fans. that was a c-. by the way, couldn't somebody at least fell in "bama sucks" at the same time? >> kat: you ruined it! i was going to say they are the ones who say roll tide. i learned that, too. >> tyrus: i think what was cool as you had notre dame fans and you had georgia fans coming together and chanting. you know why the sound was so bad? because it was somebody on the bottom of the stadium recording

it because espn didn't want to show it. for me, that was my bud light moment. listen, espn is not the tv show anymore with chris berman and tom jackson, it's no longer the colder side of the pillow. it is disney. i watch on my apps. i'm done. you and i also agreed, let's just talk about it. i didn't think the game needed to be played that soon. i really didn't. >> vince: there's a weird irony to this. there chanting "usa, usa." for what? you're not going to defeat us, here we are doing capitalism? i don't know. >> tyrus: the fans aren't part of that. >> vince: the fans are cool about that. don't get me wrong. i love the patriotism. at the same time, it is mixed in with, we are over it a day lat later. >> dagen: could they el "[bleep] isis?" >> tyrus: espn wouldn't have covered that, either. >> charlie: they would have covered the first part of it.

they would have subbed and something else. i don't understand -- just from a business standpoint, it is. their ratings probably would go up if they played it. i don't know why they wouldn't include it, except that it is an intentional way of trying to hit back at america, and we have seen that is not a smart business decision. it is moronic. >> tyrus: go with the apps. sorry. espn is not about sports or america anymore, and it's sad. coming up, america's favorite clean comic regrets being moronic. [applause] >> if you'll be in the new york area it would like tickets to advil liqui-gels are faster and stronger than tylenol rapid release gels. ♪ also from advil, advil targeted relief,

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>> tyrus: if you like making people laugh, don't cut your audience and half. alleged comedian jim gaffigan has expressed regret over losing trump supporters due to his arrogant comments. somehow they thought he was insulting them when he clearly was insulting them. back in 2020, jim trashed trump on line and lashed out at anyone who defended him. now honors and podcast i guess jim feels bad about it. >> i regret that people think i was criticizing people that support trump. that was never the intention. i regret -- i mean, definitely someone said now i can't follow you anymore, and i kind of said s you to them. there are a true diehard fans that probably enjoyed my comedy that, because they feel so

passionately, will never forgive me. >> tyrus: because you are so positive and influential in everybody's life, [bleep] your apology. dagen, he doesn't get it. it wasn't about disagreement over personal beliefs, but rather the nasty way he dismissed trump voters as less than -- that they weren't as immoral as him. he was on his moral high ground. the problem is there's no ticket sales in woke moral high ground. to that apology was weaker than charlie hurt after three push-ups. [laughter] >> charlie: wow. >> tyrus: sorry. i'm not throwing a dig at a woman with child, a man with connections to the law, or dag dagen. it was a process of elimination. >> charlie: you want a contest here? >> tyrus: you don't want to do that. there's nothing worse than a joke and making it true to life.

all joking aside, i respect and love you one farmer to another. even though you are an aspirin. they don't get it. they make the insults, dagen, and they do this and then they realize, wow, i don't have any fans coming to my shows. so now all the sudden they are like -- but it's not even an apology. it's like, well, until it's good for me again, until cnn pays higher booking prices, we are going to start walking over. we have seen a lot of people that are so anti- and now they are like, any seats available? >> dagen: greg gutfeld put on x like the last day or two, a photo of colbert and kimmel and those other hideously unfunny people all losing to "gutfeld!." and jim gaffigan is worrying about being included in that

toilet soup. he's like, if i'm on that list, i am a comedian underneath -- somewhere below j. edgar hoover and nikita khrushchev in terms of being funny. so he's worried about his legacy. >> tyrus: you dance with the devil and you don't want to pay it? understand. >> charlie: j. edgar hoover was pretty funny. those high heels? they were hysterical. >> tyrus: didn't he accuse people of communism and ruin lives and families? way to go, charlie. >> charlie: apparently my joke didn't land. okay. i will go back. >> tyrus: which are very good at. >> charlie: and he said he regrets? when he regrets is that all these people dumped on him and don't listen to him anymore. in his defense -- the only thing i thought was strange about what he said on that podcast, he's

like, i care a lot about politics. i really follow politics. i don't think he does. i think he read "the new york times," he believes everything he reads in "the new york times," so he thinks all those things they write about donald trump are true and then he goes out and he says it and he is surprised when he finds out he's been lied to you all this time and that he's wrong about it, and that actually he's wrong about donald trump and he's even more wrong about people who support him. >> tyrus: kat, like i said, because this has become the media -- the hood has been blown off. we all see that they were full lives -- and they made all the hitler staff, and now americanse becoming more central. people are like, it's common sense, and now all of a sudden they're trying to get over in our water because there is is all dried up. >> kat: i guess i'm just anticancer culture across the board. i think it's wrong when anybody is getting canceled for supporting trump. i would never say if you voted

for xyz then don't talk to me. i would never say that. [applause] thank you, one person. >> tyrus: a thousand percent. >> kat: it is true in both directions. quite honestly, his career is going better than mine is. like, jim gaffigan is one of the most recognizable comics out there. so i don't know -- i guess the fact that he's acknowledging it? i wouldn't want to cancel trump supporters for supporting trump and i wouldn't want to cancel him for saying what he said. i think it's a positive thing when someone comes out and says this was a mistake. >> vince: i just think, as a comic, the best compliment i could get aftershows when people ask me, "what are you, republican, democrat?" i love that because that means i did my job as a comedian. as much as jim fell into the trap, i think the trap was also sent and it has become this divisive thing where the late-night shows somehow became a left-right thing, which was never the case.

>> tyrus: carson never did that. >> vince: no. and it became, if you appeared uncertain -- even podcast, you go on rogan, you go on carolla, you are considered conservative. you go on silverman or maron, liberal. that wasn't the case. i get as a comic, you know where i work when i'm not working here. the reaction to me being on fox is, whoa, you are on there? and the same the other way around. why are we drawing lines in comedy? it shouldn't be that way. comedy should just be comedy and you should be able to make fun of trump, biden, and everybody else, and it should be universal. we laugh at everything. >> tyrus: i guess my pushback is comics -- we never drew the line on our side. "gutfeld!" wouldn't say to anyone, didn't care who you are, if you wanted to be on the show and greg thought you were funny, you'd be on the show. so when i see them complain, you started this game. so i'm like, late in your bed. honestly. i'm sorry, i am.

my shows are sold out all over the country, but guess what? if i were to do one of their billings, they would try to shut me down. so i don't go to their buildings. i built my own house and i don't have to follow the rules pray they made this game, so now you're mad because you picked the wrong team? stay on your team. >> vince: i think ultimately what everyone wants is the rules to go back where they were. >> kat: that's what i want. >> vince: i don't want to sit here and have these grudges. if jim is doing a mea culpa, it's my bad, you know what, jim? good. say it out loud, do you like you did here, let's get it back to where it needs to be. let's get back to her talk shows are just funny. let's get back to her, comedy clubs, you don't have to worry about what club. >> tyrus: i said i would build my own because they wouldn't let us in. it's not up to us. have him have conservative comics on his show. you know what i'm saying? they won't do that. they're not there yet. >> vince: lead the site and say we have to go back to making comedy clubs what they wear.

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>> announcer: yep, you're watching "mailing it in." >> tyrus: this is a special edition, speed around. so cal mike asked, if you could have anyone else's voice, who would you have, charlie? >> charlie: bob dylan. if you got old and your boys went to pot, it wouldn't matter. >> tyrus: dagen? >> dagen: ella fitzgerald. >> vince: extremes. james earl jones or joe machi. >> tyrus: kat, put a button on it. >> kat: i would say janis joplin because my speaking was to get to stay the same. >> tyrus: alabama my home asked, who did you have a crush on her idolize as a teen? charlie? >> charlie: heather locklear. >> dagen: scott baio.

>> vince: michelle leifer, christina applegate. >> kat: dennis rodman, and idolize pope john paul ii. >> i unfortunately did see that coming. pregnant kat is awesome. what type of artist do you admire the most, musician, actor, comedian, dancer, producer, director, writer, painter, or other? >> charlie: i love writers, but probably comedians are doing the show and getting to know a lot of them. >> tyrus: dagen? >> dagen: female comedians. carol burnett, joan rivers. you can make it that far, you can get away with anything. >> vince: it's always musicia musician. >> you always want to be what you can't be. i'm scared to ask, kat. >> vince: please be pope john paul ii. >> kat: polish people, we don't have that many icons, you know what i mean? popped up pub john paul ii was a really big deal.

>> dagen: the nascar driver. >> kat: i think he's several rungs below the fame ladder of pope john paul ii. >> dagen: he's polish! >> tyrus: what you think his extracurricular activity is? paints, sinks, cracks jokes? >> dagen: >> kat: he has since passed o on. he poped. >> tyrus: will be right back. here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need, and the flavor you love. so, here's to now... now available: boost max! everywhere but the seat. the seat is leather. alan, we get it. you love your bike. we do, too. that's why we're america's number-one motorcycle insurer. but do you have to wedge it into everything? what? i don't do that. this reminds me of my bike.

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>> tyrus: thank you to charlie hurt, dagen mcdowell, vince august, kat timpf, our studio audience, "fox news at night" is next. on behalf of greg gutfeld, i'm tyrus and we love you, january 24, 2025. we will see you -- ♪