anyway, it was great to have you both. thank you so much for joining us. >> take care. >> sandra: thank you and a happy new year to both of you. it was an interesting day and a historic day when we covered at live earlier. vice president harris certifying her own election defeat. she did join al gore and nixon in that. we are also going to buy the way have a big day tomorrow. we will be covering obviously the transfer of jimmy carter -- a pleasure and an honor to speak to his grandson jason earlier. thanks so much for joining us here. you can catch me on "america reports" alongside my colleague john roberts weekdays at 1:00 p.m. eastern time. in the meantime, i'm going to pass it over to the gang at "the five." i believe that greg is back. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> hello, everybody.

i'm jesse watters along with kayleigh mcenany, harold ford jr., dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 and new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> two weeks to go until joe biden's national nightmare of a presidency is over. the big guy isn't hiding the fact that he is bitter and angry at the world that shunned him. it's really no wonder why he's upset. his legacy is in tatters. hunter's cache line is about to dry out. his entire party blames him for democrats november thumping. with kamala certifying the results any congress to date and the trump train is about to undo every one of his policies. now biden is throwing temper tantrums, lashing out at his successor as a threat to democracy and snapping at reporters, lecturing them about his 50 year resume in global affairs. watch. >> i think what he did was a

genuine threat to democracy. i am hopeful that we are beyond that. i know more world leaders than any one of you have ever met in your whole [bleep] life. i know them. not a joke. >> meanwhile democrats and their media cheerleaders are swearing up and down that they never misled anybody about joe biden's obvious decline. >> why do you say to americans who feel as though you and other top democrats misled them about president biden's mental acuity? >> look, we didn't. he is a patriot. he is a great guy. when he stepped down, he did it on his own, because he thought it was better not only for the democratic party for america, we should all salute him. >> i was very surprised when you asked a question about mental acuity, he did more forcefully pushed back. a question on the table, is the president all the way there? the answer is unequivocally yes. >> every day is a new reminder

of how unfit joe biden was for the presidency. he can't even get "happy birthday" right. ♪ happy birthday -- happy birthday to you ♪ >> all right, greg, welcome back. >> thank you. i would like to say happy january 6th to everyone. as harold likes to call it, jan-teenth. >> we miss you. your face-lift looks great. >> everyone but the story that i had a kid. i look ten years younger. >> how do you see things now? >> first of all, watching chuck schumer defend himself is hilarious. remember, those things that are questioning him where and on the hoax. that media was complicit. in no way, it is like watching one menendez brother pointing his finger at the other. the media did not ask these questions until it no longer

mattered. the election was over. they waited until their side lost. now they are doing their job. it's frustrating watching comedians now where there is the golden globes or cnn's new year's eve doing biden jokes now that there is nothing edgy about it. my guys were doing jokes about the administration and about joe biden when it mattered. they lost friends. they lost jobs. they still took the risk, because they wanted to be true to their audience. they did not lie to their audience. you see what is happening around the world -- which is amazing. canada is causing out trudeau. mexico has happily prepping for deportations. zelenskyy is embracing maga. this trump a fact is real. going back to the hoax thing, the trump effect is defined as citizens embracing what they see versus what they are told.

everything that the government told us went counter to what we saw our lived experience, we knew that biden was not well. we knew the border was worse. we knew crime was beyond control. the government said no, believe us. we have figured it out. a lot of it has to do with the fact that the right had experienced debunking the hoaxes. democrats weren't doing that. they weren't debunking any hoaxes, because they were behind them. not only did the right debunk these hoaxes, they taught others how to do it. that is why none of this stuff could fly anymore. >> welcome back, greg. >> i haven't missed a beat. thank you. >> just as surly as he always does. >> how does my face-lift look? >> you look great. there is always next year. >> don't do it. because it takes a long time to

recover. that is why you needed all those days. i counted them. 46 days. >> not a graceful exit by joe biden lashing out at reporters. >> a couple of things. what did all of those friendships get us? where did all of these great relationships with the world leaders lead? we have more problems in the world that trump will inherit and have to fix. we have more problems. north korea, this is not just a biden thing. any time kim jong un wants attention, he will send a missile across the sea and the south koreans will try to get us involved. if it was just knowing world leaders and having friends all over the world, that was the measure of your success, okay, maybe. that is not what we are talking about. listening to people defend themselves about biden's condition makes baghdad bob look like a realistic character.

if you don't remember him, kids, look it up. really hilarious kind of guy. when chuck schumer says biden himself realized that the better thing to do for the party was for him to drop out, that was disproven last week by biden he said, he never should have dropped out. i'm the only one who could have beat him. he's going to go out of the presidency believing that he could have beat biden again. none of that is believable. >> happy what is it, greg? jan-teenth, harold. >> good to be back. congratulations again. you are starting to look more and more like a great dad. let's see if you begin to sound like one as well. >> probably not. >> i think today, president trump has every reason to celebrate. you think about four years ago where we were. you have two things.

you have president trump elected again. you have an acceptance of the results. congress was a vice president harris who lost the race overseeing the proceedings. i am happy with that. i'm not happy with the outcome. i'm happy that this is a continuation of the peaceful transfer of power. i am done with joe biden in this regard. the race is over. talking about him in many ways for democrats, i hope he does not mistake what i am saying. i think he is more accomplished and be thought of differently in 48 years. if he has any doubt about it, i would say the president who is still the president, think about what people were saying on this day for years ago about donald trump. you're unlikely to be elected president again. you certainly have an opportunity for that legacy to be thought of in a very different way. he should not mistake himself either. people thought he was going to be a transitional president. people thought he would stay for years and move on. when he could not come up with a great set of ideas and a great

vision for what the country could look forward to for the next four years even when he passed it onto vice president harris, democrats did not fare well. i look at that as the pbc election. prices, border, and culture. we lost all three of those. it is inherent in incumbent upon democrats now to root for this president and work with him where you can. there was a great interview with susie wiles in axios today. particularly democrats who have to work with her and work with the president. understand where there's room for disagreement. let that disagreement be principled and constructive. where it has to be loud, that it be loud. four years ago today, i did not think this was a day we would be seeing. the great thing about politics is all of us know -- having worked in the white house, everything is possible. it warms my heart to say i didn't think i would be saying to greg gutfeld a father for the first time on january 6, 2025.

>> there is something in there, trust me. he said i don't care about joe biden anymore. that is the truth. if you watch the movie -- i watched a lot of movies when i was away. if you watch the movie "die hard" you see john mclean meet hans gruber. hans gruber is dead. imagine after the credits you have a scene, a sobering look at how hans gruber's family is dealing with the loss. that is joe biden. nobody needs that scene. it was a big win. no one cares. no one wants to be in the loser's locker room. so go away. >> i watched "top gun" the original for the very first time. i had never seen it. i cried. >> during the volleyball scene, didn't you? ♪ highway to the danger zone ♪ >> can you cry as a man to "top gun?" i am only asking the men. >> do you use a straw? >> this is getting too

interesting. [laughter] >> i just want to listen. >> tell us what you think about this very special day. >> i think delusion is setting in the biden white house. you see that when his aides are telling people history will view him kindly. i actually believe in the rearview mirror, the biden presidency will look very poor. i believe that because "the wall street journal" came out with this report, 50 sou sources. gathering 50 sources. that is an enormous number of sources to gather. what if they find? the advanced aging with advanced early on. it says that in the piece early on. chuck schumer wants us to salute the president. they said they were limiting the information that got to him, the people that got to him, canceling meetings early on. adam smith who is the chair of the house of the armed services committee said i couldn't even get a hold of him with afghanistan. i tried to call. i got an angry call for tony blinken and an apologetic call from biden. he said it was the only time he

heard from him during the entire presidency. what was the nexus between national security failures and mental acuity? i don't know that we will ever know the answer. i asked tom cotton, should a per serving documents the white house? he said it would not be a bad idea. there's a lot we don't know. i hope we get to the bottom of it. >> i can't wait to feast my eyes on those documents or have my staff do it for me. it's going to be great. up next, chilling new footage of the isis terrorist scouting the location where he slaughtered 14 people in new orleans. joe biden thinks white supremacy is the biggest threat. differeny from the other guys. we design and test our own tools and sell them directly to you. no middleman. just quality tools you can trust at prices you'll love. here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need,

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>> president biden and first lady jill biden are on the ground in new orleans today meeting with the families of the 14 victims of last week's deadly terror attack. it comes as we learn shocking new details about the suspected isis terrorist and his movements prior to them as a group where the fbi releasing chilling video showing the terrorists view through meta-smart glasses as a scout at their locations in new orleans which he visited twice. planning explosive hours before his attack. meanwhile, public officials are taking heat over what went wrong. president biden is facing criticism for saying that white supremacy poses the greatest threat to the united states. there are growing calls for changes in the fbi leadership. some democrats say the bureau is doing just fine. watch this. >> we have a very functional fbi right now that has investigated and investigated new orleans and las vegas and came out until the public exactly what was going on. an fbi check on kash patel and these other nominees for these

very serious acuity positions. we must know what their background is and see their financial disclosure forms. >> kash patel should not be confirmed. the terrorist attack on new orleans and my heart goes out to those who have lost loved ones in that attack. just underscores again the importance of having someone directing the fbi that has experience. >> the concerns about kash patel from democrats probably are in one basket of things. what is your reaction to those who think that the fbi, that their leadership is functioning well and light of some of the things we have seen happen on new year's day in new orleans in particular. >> they clearly aren't functioning well when fbi came out 6:00 a.m. thereafter on the day of the attack and said this is categorically not terrorism. it was an isis flag on the guy's truck. it didn't take much investigating to find that. they had to correct themselves. a lot of people lost even more trust. this was one of the most deadly

attacks ever on u.s. soil. it was the pulse nightclub then 14 were killed with the new orleans attack. here is the good news going forward out of this tragic event. we have a commander in chief that is going to nullify the threat. there was an election day attack plant that was sorted. mike pompeo has a riveting story about 2017 inauguration day. donald trump is inaugurated at noon. the next day at 10:00 a.m., donald trump went to cia headquarters and look at the guys at cia and said crush isis and kill -- they did both. isis had territory of the size of britain. they controlled a third of iraq. 40% of syria and crushed the kneecap. i think what you're looking at right now as going to be a rare incident on the watch of donald j. trump. the one in germany and berlin, the christmas day attack, lived there 20 years. you have this attack. an army vet and that guy at las vegas. i hear everything and i don't

necessarily quarrel with much of it. are we missing other things here? maybe it is the fbi or other agencies that need to be thinking about this as well. >> senator kennedy from louisiana was on newsroom this morning and said mistakes were made by the mayor and the police chief. they will have to deal with t that. the thing is that we are dealing with an ideological struggle. there is not going to be some peace treaty that is signed. isis is not going to wave a white flag. the ideas are corrupt your mind. it's not just to get your territory. it is basically to destroy your way of life. they do not want you to live. they think you should die. the problem also is that you have this idea, lived your life with confidence. okay. i want to do that too. i want to be able to do that with confidence that you are going to be able to harden the soft targets. if you're going to have a big event where everyone is crowded around, you have to make sure

that this kind of thing can happen. that is where senator kennedy said that mistakes were made. these cities know exactly how to protect them. they are just not doing it appropriately. the other thing that really bothers me. we talked about this a year ago when biden first came in before he came into office, he said he was going to do this huge report of the department of defense to look into the biggest threat to domestic -- to our domestic civilians. in his mind, he said partly because of charlottesville that it was right wing extremist. the fbi has been saying this for years. there was concern about it. and yes, when the report came out in a dod under the biden administration basically. it. it was on page 17 of "the new york times." actually, never mind. that is not our biggest problem. our big problem is that you have people who can get radicalized online. they can do something very

quickly. they are also american citizens. this guy in new orleans comes with the protections at the constitution affords them. hopefully under the trump administration people rethink some things and have a big event coming up in new orleans in the super bowl. super security tight. everything is going to be fine. there is a reason people have a lack of confidence about going to these events. >> your thoughts about this? speak now this morning i saw in "the new york times" i get there that'll email for the thorough list of all the isis inspired attacks. it could have been from fox news. i had never seen such a thorough list of things. i thought it was so strange. it was suddenly okay. if you had done it, it would have been islamophobic. i sense there is a shift away from critical race theory, painting parents as terrorists to actual terrorism because the election is over. if you pointed this stuff out when your team was in power, that is wrong.

instead you had to play defense against criticism instead of terror. as for the white supremacy, there are people that claim that is the number one threat. msnbc still did. all you've got to ask to completely destroy that. can you point to the hotbeds of white supremacy so we can get blacks to move out of there? because they shouldn't be in these hotbeds of white s white supremacy. no one has ever given us an actual location of where they are. we warn people all the time of high crime neighborhoods. you don't want to live there. we know where there are deeply radical islamists live in this country. why aren't we warned about these enclaves of white supremacists is to mark let's not forget, this ideology in which condemning the destruction of

our culture is somehow phobic. you had the ceo of allstate basically saying, if we were just nicer, terrorists wouldn't kill us. what is her name? flow from progressive never looked more. this guy basically says being mean because this attack. he probably thinks 9/11 was caused by sarcasm. >> it is weird to me that these guys are veterans. i agree with you. saying white supremacy or extremism is not a problem. we clearly have a problem we've got to figure out. prime time, what are your thoughts? this is something you thought about. >> they did say you can't go to florida if you are black. >> yes, that's right. >> the whole state was unsafe for african americans. >> the whole weekend i was there, my kids were unsafe? speak up i tipped them off before they left. >> bella bella check has a famous line. do your job.

you could have a perfect scheme. if one person doesn't do their job, disaster. why did the police chief of new orleans do? she parked a squad car in the middle of the street. what did the terrorist do? just drove around on the sidewalk and murdered 15 people. how is that? this woman's name is annie kirkpatrick. one of the first police chief -- she moonlights for the fbi and teaches dei. that is what she does. she knows more about diversity than she does about bourbon street on new year's eve. are they going to have bollards up when the eagles are in town for the super bowl in a month? they just spent millions of dollars because the old ones kept getting stuck on the beads you throw around girls necks when they take their shirts off. they kept getting submerged in what is called bourbon street juice. i'm not going to tell you. people are watching dinner at

home. it is disgusting. this is about dumb people in charge with dumb priorities. the fbi. has chris ray given a press conference as you said? the second most deadly terrorist attacks since 9/11. as in the said anything? no. he is so fixed on january sixers instead of jihadists. still wandering around 200 people that were wandering around the capital. our money that muslim guys going to egypt scouting our cities with zuckerberg goggles. this guy is totally not paying attention. i think chris wray needs to step down earlier than planned. this kirkpatrick lady needs to resign. i'm calling for it. i'm calling for it. >> you carry a lot of weight. >> i hope they are better prepared. >> don't lose another bat due may. you still all me for the last election. >> fox stands united in support

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extra $9 to drive into certain parts of manhattan. liberal officials don't seem to care. this cities mca insists all these crimes are just in your head. >> last year, we were actually 12.5% less crime in 2019 the last year before covid. there's no question that some of these high profile incidents, terrible attacks have gotten in people's heads and made the whole system feel less safe. >> this is not the way you communicate after a woman was burned alive on the subway and was asked about guardrails in front of the train to get people from being pushed in. he talked about the turnstiles. >> i hadn't actually heard that. i read it but listening to him say it. he has actually seems convinced that this is true. i think this is a terrible plan not only because of people needing to go into the subways like i said in the previous one. happy to be living my life with confidence if you are doing your

job. but they are not. they are not saying and because of this we will make sure we have extra people to ensure there aren't people just jumping over the turnstile. it is one of the issues that we have mentally ill social workers who can go and try to help the people and should never be like that. and people are living in these liberal government health keeps begging for help. the neighborhoods all around the city get all the extra traffic. because you dry as far as you can before you get to the toll and park in those neighborhoods and cause more problems and congestions in the bronx or on the upper west side, down south on either side. i think it is a terrible, terrible decision. the small business owners that come into the city that may be teach a class, they are having to raise their prices. let's say that you come into the city and you want to go to lunch

or you want to go to one of these. you pay not only your toll about theirs as well. where is no money going? if i felt confident that they were spending the money in a way that would help the situation, okay. let's talk about it. they are not. >> kathy hochul, i know where some money is going. she said the recent surge in crime in our public transit system could not continue. i directed the mta to install security cameras at every single subway car. cameras don't stop crying. you can track someone down after but they don't stop crying. >> her uncle probably got the contract to install the cameras. we are $100 billion in debt in this city. $165 billion in debt in this state. they are taxing hardworking people who are trying to get to work safely. trump talked about this a couple of months ago. as americans, we should have really high expectations. we should expect excellence in

this country. we certainly deserve it. we work hard enough. it is the richest most beautiful country in the world. we should be able to have these insane asylums for these deranged individuals. beautiful and perfect and take care of the health needs that they deserve. we should have subway system is that i have never been to japan. i would expect them to look like a japanese subway. gleaming and pristine so that you could eat sushi off of it. instead, it looks like a. we don't deserve to be down there in the gutters. it's like 250 and going to 290. a lot of people cannot afford this. it is ironic that they are doing congestion pricing today because of climate change while there is a blizzard. there is a freaking blizzard, and we are doing this to stop global warming. does the governor -- she doesn't have an ev. she doesn't have an electric toothbrush. i checked. by the way, i'm going back to my original toothbrush. for a while, someone got me an electric toothbrush.

i thought it was high-tech like i i was in the jetsons. i went back to the original. i'm getting a stronger brush with the manual toothbrush. everyone should go back to save the environment. >> not for your mouth. it can work in other areas. >> jesse is surveilling kathy hochul's bathroom, apparently. >> one of those cameras. >> you make an interesting point. asylums used to be in the country. the reason for that is people who are mentally ill the last place they are supposed to be in an urban setting where there are loud noises where there are crowds and unpredictable activity. sanitarium's. they were out in the woods. they were among trees -- which is also helpful for people who are very highly stressed. the subway crime and the congested charge is like a trash compactor to your freedom. it is coming to both sides. can't take the subway. now you are going to have to fight over fewer drivers or

stand with your back against the wall in the subway and pray that you are not playing crazy person roulette. you may be the one i'm telling you, man. i guess what gets me, gets my goat besides that goat be is that there are a lot of liberals who will talk about how bad the crime is. but they won't talk about it on tv until it affects them. one thing that drives me crazy is in every case from mass theft of illegal crime to subway we are told to deny what we see. in favor of the words of this corrupt managerial class. every single article about the fatal stabbing of the usps worker describe the murderer as a woman. including even our dear, our very own new york post. no, it was a man. who claimed to be a woman. when you see that, you see, this is part of a bigger problem to deny what you see in favor of

what they tell you. it is an ideological capture. it is cowardice. >> 29% approval rating. why do it? >> when you are an elected official and identify what you think is a problem that cost money, you have to figure out ways to solve that. decided to raise the money this way. she is -- an elected official has decided you are going to spend the money to deal with problems. we spend a lot of money in the city. we are taxed a lot. i saw a comparison over the weekend showing how much money we spent here and perhaps cities in florida and the state of florida and the debt that we have accumulated here. i think people are right to ask the question. what he can i do to solve the problems of crime and education and homelessness. if you can't articulate that clearly can the people are gonna get you to have questions. to the mta chief. there is a basic calculation and politics. all the numbers you cited might

be true. the basic thing people ask in an election, do you see me, and do you hear me? people are seeing things on television in the news media about what is happening in our subways. i think dana made it as well. early on, six months ago, they should have been beefing up security in our subway, letting people see their commitment and see the outcomes of those things that we are doing. maybe people wouldn't mind as much spending a little more, paying more. that is what it is going to translate into. we have not checked any of those boxes. i am a believer that politicians should swing for the fences. trying to solve something here. they have gotten off to a pretty bad start. the people who are supposed to benefit from this don't agree with this. the people who are opposed to this can even imagine let alone envision how they are going to benefit from this. we are off to a bad start. we as a city because i'm paying these taxes as well. make my subway savior. that will make me want to be

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♪ ♪ >> and the king of late night is now the king of sleepless nights. greg gutfeld as bent out. he has been super busy learning all the finer details of dad life like changing diapers. actually not. and getting barked on. we've got greg some baby gear essentials as well as a dad exclamation points. they want to do gifts first? tell us a little bit. let's hear about life now. >> who knew that i needed tissue paper? it is my favorite color.

it has been pretty good. i have not changed a diaper yet. i have not. i am never really around when the baby goes. it is coincidental. whether does this say? big brother? i was going to say, did you get this as a swag jesse? pass it along. thank you very much. i've got to say, the challenge of having a french bulldog when you have a kid. the dog is going through severe emotional pain, no longer being the king of the household. he does his rituals. he went in front of the baby room. at this is cute. it is not my size, though. >> that is cute. >> i will wear this at the ferry convention. >> the question every mom is thinking emma do you help? >> here is the deal. no.

[laughter] >> no. >> i do get up and wander around. i go, is everything okay? i give emotional support. you know, she is pretty hands on and keeps me away from it. she said to me than i am terrible at everything. she says that i am very clumsy. this looks great. it is good to be bad things. >> you are not really that effective yet. you took 46 days off of fraternity. what have you been doing if you are not changing diapers and you are not very helpful? >> i watched everything ever put out. why is this guy writing everything? i watched all of yellowstone. better than the first one. this dude. is he on adderall? where do they come from?

this is amazing. >> i could probably use the one about general physics. i skipped that class. >> i heard that he was a real jerk. >> something for her baby room. >> i never dyed my hair. i still look pretty great. >> we have two more gifts. >> we are enjoying listening to how you are helping with baby. have you been vomited on yet? >> no, i haven't. i have been relatively clean. i am going to make this -- this is great. look at that. eat your heart out. that is very nice. >> has this changed you at all? do you feel different as a father? >> some guys said to me. you know what? you can no longer regret anything before the baby, because if things didn't go this

way, it never would have been. 60 years of regret completely out of the window. i was a selfish -- now i am free. it doesn't matter. if i was a little bit nicer, my baby would not be around. this feels like a candle or a coffee mug. nice. >> dad exclamation points. shall i cut the cake? do you want a cake? >> do you want to take it home intact? >> i don't care. i will take it all go our how it is. >> one piece of advice. read to her and sing. >> the reading part is fine. >> i saying to my kids "fly me to the moon" when they cried. they remember that. you love music. one way to pass it along. >> i don't know if my baby is going to like dark browns.

>> come up with some other lyrics. >> up next, write to their faces for failing to get kamala harris elected. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> golden globes host a former red eye regular nikki glaser mocking the hollywood elite for backing a loser. roll it. >> you are also famous so talented so powerful. you can really do anything except tell the country who to vote for. it is okay. [laughter] you will get them next time. >> it is a good point. it was like a meeting of losers who needed a group hug because no one takes their politics seriously. and george clooney can't persuade you, how can those? >> i did not realize she was a graduate. i'm glad to hear that other than when i got my notes early. >> where are they now? >> they are stars or dead. >> she was very good.

switch between her and the lions game. i watched the opening. she nailed it. i thought that people in the room handled it pretty well also. kudos to her. hopefully they learned our lesson. >> i thought the jokes were well written. i didn't think they were that edgy. she made sure they were making fun of a structure as opposed to a person. i like going after the people. ricky gervais. >> will smith did not love that back in the day. remember that day? >> i have no idea what you're talking about. >> i like her delivery. i know that you are a tim dylan fan. he's saying a fan of her. i look to see if i like her. >> all right. what was your favorite part? you are a big golden globes fan. did you like -- >> i don't even know what that is.

>> you would love it. it is a family movie. >> you are talking to someone who watched mo on a three times. move fossa and what was the other one? sonic the hedgehog. that reminded me. whitney cummings roasting cnn on cnn. 3,000 person shells. that is the audience of cnn. >> she is doing it now. my guys were making those jokes three or four or five years ago when it mattered. close it out with something mundane and recycle it. >> you said something earlier that stuck. you have never changed a diaper. you have not really become a father until you have changed a diaper. go home tonight and change a diaper and come back and talk about it. >> it doesn't smell. where is the joy?

>> are you kamala harris? do your duty. be a dad. >> "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ military decoration awarded by the united states government. the tunnel to towers foundation and the congressional medal of honor society recognizes valor beyond the call of duty. britt slabinski, a recipient of the medal of honor himself, sat down with fellow recipients to hear their stories from their military service to their transition into the veteran community. it■s nothing we won, right? we're pretty vocal on that, saying, look, i didn't win anything like we're a recipient of this. you're going to highlight me for the day. we're four guys get killed. never crossed my mind about receiving the medal of honor. never. i was told i was being put in for it the day after the battle. the highest level of valor. you want to understand, why did these people lose their lives? why aren't they in my place? can't refuse it. we don't have the wear if you don't want to. they feel you earned it.

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♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." greg? >> greg: tonight i'm back. kat timpf, tyrus, i don't have much time. >> in your face, harold. oh, i miss this. take a look at harry or harold the skunk atwood land park zoo getting his annual checkup and wellness exam. he has his own little stump to hang out on. i think they checked everything. you know what, harold? you should, too. because you are our skunk. >> dana: in your face, harold. >> harold: hear it all the time. >> jesse: see you tomorrow. >> bret: welcome back, no with e diaper? >> greg: not one.