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>> hello everybody and jc water along withha harold ford junior, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 and uric city and this is "the five". ♪ ♪ two weeks to go untilon joe biden's presidencies over,ag and the guy is not hiding the fact that he is bitter and angrl at the world that jesse: shunned him. it is no wonder why he is upset, his legacy in. tatters, the pipeline is about to dry up,'s entire party gleams him, with kamala harris andifying those results congress today, is the trump train is about to undo every one of hisw policies. now he's throwing temper tantrums, flashing out of his his successosur and snapping at reporters. lecturing about his fifty-year resume in global affairs, watch. ups this. >> president biden: i think

what he hated it was at genuine threat to democracy. if i'm being real, i know mores wall leadersth than any one of e in your whole entire [bleep] life. i know how they think. [laughter] meanwhile the media cheerleader are swearing uthp and down theyr never missed anything about joe biden's obvious decline. >> what do you say to americansd who feel o that you and other tp democrats misled them about ame president biden's mental acuityt >> no, we did not.y? he i.s a patriot, he's a great guy. when he stepped down heated onon his own because he felt it was a bad not only for the democratic party and america, we should all salute him the one i was surprised by the questione about foa mental acuity, there s no pushback.e the question is, is thee? president all the way there?e the answeran is unequivocally ys

he won every day is a newof reminder o hf how unfit he was r the presidency, he cannot evenge get happy birthday right. ♪ happy birthday dear... [chuckling] ♪ ♪ happy birthday too you ♪ >> and greg welcome back. >> thank you, i would like toh say happtoy january sixth everybody, or as we like to call it jan-teenth. >> you reall>>y want the story that i had a kid but i really do look ten years younger. >> new year, what's up? >> first of all,l watching chuck schumer defend himself isin hilarious, remember thosgse guys questioning him working on theis hoax picked the media was complicit, it was like watching one man and his brother pointing the finger at the other.es the needy did not answer --

asked these questions until the. election was over, they waited d until theioir sad loss now do their job.dian it is frustrating watching comedians now, whether it is the golden globes or cnn's new year's eve doing biden jokes at that there is nothing edgyab about itou. my guys were doing jokes about d the administration and joe biden when it mattered, the lost friends, they lost jobs but the, still took the risk because they wanted t to be true to their audience.u meanwhile you sesee what is happening around the world which is amazing, canada is tossingxi out trudeau,co mexico happily prepping for deportation, vlodymyr zelensky embracing magus, england finally facingru their reckoning, thimps trump effect is a real, going back that hoax thing good, the trump effect is defined by citizens w embracing whatha they see versus

what they are told. everything the government told us, went counter to what we saw our lived experience, we knew biden was not well, we knew the border was words, we knew crime was beyond control. by the government said no, believe us. no, we figured it out, and itri had gha lot to do with the fact that the right was experiencing debunking the hoaxes.g democrats wereth not doing that because they were not debunkinge hoaxes because thehiy were behid them. not only did they write debunk the hoaxes, they taught otherss how to do what, that's why it does not apply anymore. >> a welcome by greg. we musty. >> thank you. >> dana, biden -- >> how does my face-lift to look? >> you a great. [laughter] >> is always next day. it takes a long time to recover. that's why you needed all those

days tak. >> i countered there were 46 days. [laughter] d >> jesse: aynot a graceful exit by joe biden, lashinatg out at reporters? >> dana: a couple of things, what all of those friendships get?ad wherere did all these great relationship with world leaders lead? do we have more world problemsmw that trump will have to inherit and fix twomak we have more problems in north korea, not just about anything, any time north korea wants attention he will send a missile across the sea and the south koreans will try to get us involved. i wonder if it was just knowing world leaders and having friend all over the world that was the measure of your success, okayat may be w but that's not what wee talking about. the other thing, listening to people defend themselves about biden's condition makes baghdad looks like a realistic

character, you do remember baghdad bob, really hilarious kind of guy. when schumer says biden himselfl izhas better things to do for te party was dropout, that was disproven last week by who? joe biden himself, heatede interviews in which he said i should have never dropped out, i am the only one that could have beat him, believing he could have beat biden again. and if that isn't believable. >> jesse: happy jan-teenth harold. >> harold: good to be back. congratulations again, you're starting to look more and more like a great data, starting to sound more -- >> probably not. [laughter] >> harold: i think todayha president trump has every reason to celebrate. you thin.k about four years ago where we were, you had to watch

why things, he had trump elected rumpagain, you have an acceptanf the results, first congress witn vice president kamala harris lost the race overseeing the proceedings. happy with that, i'm not happy with the outcome but i'mco happy withnt the peace of the transfer of power. i am done with joe biden in this regard, the races over, talking about him for many ways for democrats, i think he is more accomplished. he would be thougs of differently in 40 years, andu if he has any doubt about it, think about what people were saying on this day four years ago about donald trump. you are unlikely to be elected president again, but youun certainly have aitn opportunity for that legacy to be thought of in a different way.ul he should not mistake himself either , people thought he wouldle be a t transitional president, stay four years and move on. when they cannot come up with ai

great set of ideas and a great vision for what the country couled look forward to for the next four years, democrats, i look at it as the prices, bordec and culture election. we lost on all three of those. i think it is inherent among democrats to work with him where you can, thought it was a great interview with susan liles, i encourage everybody to read a a particular witndh the democrats, to understand and there is room for disagreement, don't let it be principal be principal, letter to be constructive and what has to be allowed let it be loud. five years ago i did not think this, the great things about politics is all of us know, dana and keely having worked in the white house, is anything isss possible. it'sible warms my harm -- warmsy heart to say this.

>> greg: you know it's very interesting? do something in there -- [laughter] he saidon'd i don't care about joe biden anymore. that is the truth. wat if you watch the media, if you watch the movie diehard, you see john mclean beat hans gruber, hans gruber is dead, imaginer th after the credits you have as scene, a little -- sobering looi at how their family is dealing with the laws, that is a joe biden. nobody needs that scene, it was a big one when nobody cares, nobody wants to be in the losers locker room so go away. >> jesse: a watch top gun, the. original were the first time. i've never seen it, i cried. [laughter] missing can you cry as a man at top gun? i'm only asking the man! kaylee and dana stay out of this. >> harold: did you use a straw? >> jesse: this is getting tos

interesting. [laughter]is get >> i just want to listen! to 320 think about this specialk day? >> at th de new the dilution is setting and in the biden white house. h telling peopleis history will yu him kindly, i believe in the rearview mirror the bidens presidency will look very poor,t because "the wall street journal" came out with thihe jous reporthis ,s , gathering 50 sources, ethat it is and norma's numberf sources together at what do they find? the advanced agingon was advancl early on, when you look at thisd salutingen the president, reall theyli were limiting the information that got to him, canceling meetings early on,s th adam smith who was the chair of the house services committee says, hey,, i could not even get a hold of him was of gamma stand, got an angry call, anli apologetic call fromnk joe body. is that it was the only time yor

heard from him during the entire presidency. what was n the next between theu national security feelingsit and the mental acuity? i don't know if he will have th answers but i asked tom cottondo shortly be preserving documents in the white house and he said it would not be a bad idea on d mental acuitony because it is a lot we don't know, i think it is a massive scandal. >> jesse: i cannot wait to get my eyes on these documents are have my staff do it.. up next, the ices terroristup guarding the location where he slaughtered 14 people in new orleans.ans. joe biden thinks white supremacy is the biggest threat. ♪ ♪

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>> harold: president biden and first ladygr jill biden on the ground in new orleans will be meeting with the families of the 14 victims of last week's terror attack, as you learn shocking new details about the suspected ices terrorist and his movements prior. the fbi showing hirelelingm witn sunglasses in new orleans. he also is seen planting explosive just hours before hisr attacks, public officials are taking heed over what wentcr wrong, president biden is facing criticism saying white supremacy basis thposee greatest threat t united states, andgr the growing calls for changes in the fbi leadership. some democrats say they are doing -- doing just fine... suet we have a very functionalnd fbi investigating new orleans,pu new orleans, investigated las vegas, told the public exactly what is going on. there was an fbi check on patel

and other nomineesno, we must kw whether background is, you must see their financial disclosure forms kash patel should not be confirmed, i think the terror attack a new orleans, my heart goes out to those who lost anybody in that attack. eight underscores the importance of somebody directing the fbi who has experienced. >> harold: they have concerns about kash patel from democrats are probably won a basket ofn things but what is your reaction to those who think the fbi ended leadership is functioning wellee in light of these things we have been -- happening in noodle or lens?y when clearly thecly are not functioning well, the fbi came erout think this is categoricaly not terrorism, it is an asis plot o n the truck, did not take much investigating and he had te correct themselves. people lost even more trust then. this is on wase of the mostit

deadliest attack on u.s. soil, 14 were killed with his new orleans attack. here'ss the good news going forward out of this tragic nul event, i think we have a commander in chief that will nullify the threats, member it was an election day attack planr that was thwarted,te mike pompeo has a story from 2017 anion allegation day, trump is an on: grade at noon. negative 10:00 a.m. trump goese to cia headquarters, and says crus th isis. they did both. isis had territory the size of britain, goodling one-third of iraq, they were crushed, kneecaps, killed. g what youoi are looking at now wl be a rare incident under watch of donald trump. >> harold: the germany, the christmas a day attack, the guy that lived there for 20 years,tk you have this attack, at the is an army veteran.don'

in las vegas, i hear everything kaylee is saying but are we missing other things here, maybo other agencies thatht should bei thinking as wellng? >> dana: while for exampleuisi senator kennedy from louisiana was on this morning, he saidre mistakes were made by the mayor and the police chief. have to deal with that. the think as we are dealing with an island jawed article -- ideological struggle. they will not be a peace treaty, isis will not wave a white flag, it's too corrupt the mind's idea, destroyer way of life.live they think that you should die. they also have this idea, livenc your life with confidence, don't worry about the terrorist. okay,, i want to do that to what i want to do that withab confidence that yoleu are goingo harden the soft targets. if you have a big event where

everybody will be crowded around, you have to make sure this kind of thing does not , that's where mistakest were madmie he says. these cities know exactly how to protect them, they're just not doing it appropriately. the other thing that bothers me, we talked about a year ago, fouc biden came into office, he said going through these huge reports through the department oflo defense, the biggest threat to domestic civilians. in his mind, he said, in charlottesville, it was a right wing extremists. the fbi has been saying this for years.s. yet when the report came out, the dod under the bidenic administration basically buried it. 17alit from an in your exams, never mind that is not our biggest problem. our problem is you have a people that can get radicalized, and

can do something very quickly,ea they are also american citizensh and thisis guy a new orleans, hopefully under the drumbeat administration people rethink some things,nist and they have things in the super bowl, it will be super security tight. there ise a reason people haveg lack of confidence about going to these events. >> harold: your thoughts about this? >> greg: this morning i saw a "new york times", i get an email, a thorough list of alld the recent isis inspired attack ththat it was so strange, it was suddenly okay, if he had done it would be as homophobic. a i senswae there is a shift away from critical race theory, to actual terrorism because the election is over.st if youuf pointed to the stuff ot when your team was in power that

is wrong, instead of playingt cr defense against terrorism. there are still people that claim that is the number 1 threat, msnbc still did. all you have to do to destroy that hoax, can you point to the hotbeds of white supremacy so we can get blacks to move out of there? they should not be in theseof hotbeds of white supremacy, how comesu nobody has ever given us out actual location of where they are.le we a warned people all the timeh high crime to neighborhoods, you don't want to live there, we know where they are deeply radical islamists live. these white supremacists. emac, this ideology, condemning the destruction of our culture is somehow phobic,

you have the ceo of allstatere basically saying if we were just nicer, terrorists would not kill us. what's her name,s. flow from progressive never looked. basically saying being mean was causing attacks, probably things that 9/11 was caused by sarcasm. >> harold: i do agree with you, this same white supremacy or extremitism is a problem, wer clearly have aly problem we have to figure out, prime time what are your thoughts? >> jesse: they did say youu cannot gcao to florida if you ae black 24 yes! that is right.nsaf >> harold: for the whole week i was in my kids and i were unsafe? >> jesse: e have no idea how unsafe yousp are herald there! [laughter] so there is a famous line of, dh your job.

you can have a perfect schema but if one person does not do their job, disaster. d so what are the police chief of new orleans do? she parked his squad car in the middle of the street, water to the terrorist do? just drove around it and murdered 15 people.15 how stupid p is that? this woman's name, annie, one of the first female police chiefs. she teaches di. that is what she does. she knows more about diversity than putting blocks up on bourbon street on new year's eve so when the eagles are in town,l just millions ofar dollars, the old ones kept getting stuck onke the beads you throw around girls next when they take their shirts off.take and they kept getting submergedt in whaint is called bourbon strt jurors . i will not tell you what that is -- it's disgusting, it's dumb

people in charge with down priorities.ri has chriors wray given as conference? it is a second terrorist attack. has he said anything?th he iins so fixated on january sixth. is still hunting down 200 wandering around the capitol. 200! meanwhile this guy, going to egypt, coming back, scouting out our cities, this guy is totally not paying attention. i think chris wray needs to step down earlier than planned. i am calling for it.r it before you carry a lot of weight! >> harold: for the super bowl i hope they are better, but the eagles will not -- >> jesse: >>you still owe me for the last election!t >> harold: fox stains united

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certain parts of manhattan,fi liberal officials don'cit seem o careca, insisting all these crir are just in your head. >> last year, we were 12.5% lest crime than 2019, the last yeare before covid-19. no question some of these high-profile incidences, terrible attacks i have gone inm the people's heads f. >> dana, this is not the way yoa communicate after a woman was burnt alive on the subway, then asked about guardrails in front over the training, you talked. about the turnstiles! >> dana: i have not actually heard that, i have read about listening to him say it, he actually seems convinced this is true. i think this is a terrible plan, not only of -- like i said in b the previous one, living my life

with confidence, if you are doing your job.ey but they a are not, they are not saying end because of this we will make sure we have extrae people to ensure that or not people just jumping over the turnstile.nsti iss that is one of the issues.tall mentally ill social workers i can go in and try to help the people who should never be like that. people are living in these liberal government health scapes and begging for help.h the other problem, you know what happens? the neighborhoods all around the city get all the extra trafficys because he drive as far as youog can before you get to the toll, park it in those neighborhoodstn and cause more problems and congestion in the bronx or the upper east side, west side it's a terrible decision. the small business owners it come into the city that may be teacher class, they are not having to raise prices. essay come into the city and he wanted do you will something, go

to lunch or go to one of these parts, you paid not only your told by their toll as. where is that money going? if i felt confident they were spending money in a way that would help the situation, okay,, let's talk about it but they are not. knowing some of the money, because kathy said the recentey surg ie in violent crimes cannoc continue, we need to tackle thel crisis. i directed them to install security cameras in every singl subway cart. cameras don't stop crime! surety contract somebody but yog can't stop crime. >> jesse: probably got the contract to install the cameras. we are 100 million dollars in debt into the city -- hundred 65 billion in the states, they e are taxing the hardworking people just trying to get to work safely. trump talked about this a couple of months ago, as americans should have a high expectations,

we should expect excellence inot this country. we all work hard enough, it's b the richeseat most bootable country in the world, we should have these insane asylums for these deranged individuals, that are beautiful and perfect and take care of the health needs they deserve. we should have a subway systems, i have never been to japan, but i would expect them to look like a japanese subway, so pristine so you can eat sushi off of it.t we did not deserve to be down there into those gutters gutters now they are raising the prices. a lot of people cannot afford this. it is ironic they are doing this congestion prices because ofof c climate change while there is a blizzard. just a frigging blizzard and doi we're doing this to stop mobile warming.ng. the governor does not even have an electric toothbrush! just mche i checked.ec by the way i'm going back to my, original toothbrush, for a whil.

somebody got me an electric toothbrush, thent i just went back to the original, i'm getting a stronger brush! maybe everybody should go back to save the environment. for >> greg: keep the electricther want to, out of for your mouth though, it can work in other areas.>> >> dana: surveying her bathroom apparently! >> greg: interesting point, asylums used t mpoo be in the country, the reason for that is people who are mentally ill, th last place you're supposed to be is in an urban setting when there are allowed noises, crowds and unpredictable activities.ey the recalled w sanitarium's, out in the woods and they were among peace and around trees which also helps for people that are very high stressed. the subway crime. and the congestion charge, it's like aty trash compactor to your freedom. it's coming from both sides!e go cannot take the subway, they have to fight over fewer uberga

drivers arine stained with youri back against the wall and pray to god you're not playing crazy prison roulette any maybe they next pushed.be i'm telling you man, i guess what gets me, gets my goat, is there are a lot of liberals who will talk about how bad of theit crime is, but they will not talk about it on tv until it affects them. one thing that drives me crazy is every case from mass theft to illegal crime, we are told too deny whadet we see, in favor of the words of this corrupt class. and every single article about the fatal stabbing of that usps worker describe the murder as a woman.mu she, including even our very own "new york post", said -- no!. it was a man. who claimed to be a woman. and when you see that, you see this as part of a bigger

problem, to deny what you see in favor of what they tell you, it's an ideological capture and its cowardice. >> the pricing has 29% approval rating so why do it?n yo >> harold: when you are an elected official and you identify a problem that costs money, you have to figure out ways to solve that. so she decided to raise the money this way, to dana's point she is deciding, how are youcide going to spend the money to deal with a problem, we spend a lot of money in the city, we are taxed a lot, i sought a comparison over the weekend, hon much more money we spend it to deal with issues then compared to florida and the debt we accumulated here. i think people are right to asks the question, when will you solve the problems of education, crime and homelessness? if you cannot articulate that people will continue to have questions. to theto chief, there is a basic calculation in politics, allt

those numbers you cited may be true with the basic thing that people ask in an election is due you see me and do you hear me? people are seeing things on television in the news mediaab about what is happening in our subways, i think this point was madeink , six month ago they shi have been beefing up security in our subway, letting people see their commitment and to see the outcomes of those things we're doing. people would not abide as much paying a little more, that's what it will translate into. i am a believer that politics, r swing for the fences interest stop something here.a pr they are not often bad start.re people deo not agree with thoseh people opposedis to this cannotl even imagine leton alone envisin how they will benefit from this. after bad start, make myself wait safer, it would make me

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this way, it never would not have been.f i was like wow, 60 years ever granselft out the window. d now itoe does not matter! if i was just a little bit niced my baby would not be around. candle or coffee mug? >> jesse: nice! >> dana: schalle cut the cake, do you want cake? >> jesse: are you going to i take it t home intact? ll greg: i don't care! i will t take it home no matter how it is. >> harold: one piece of advice, read to her and is saying. >> i think the reading part is fine but singing... >> harold: i sank my kids fly me to the moon when they cried, and yolou love music, one way to pass it along the. [laughter] >> greg: i don't know if myik baby wile l like dark throne.

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: golden globes hostin nikki glaser mocking the hollywood elite for backing a loser. >> you are also famous, talented and powerful, you can docoun anything except tell the country who to vote for but it's okay! you will get them next time. >> greg: it's a good point, it's like there was a meeting od losers who needed a group hug because no retakes or politics seriously. if george clooney cannot persuade you, how can those d bags.ot >> harold: i r did not realizei' she was a graduate of redeye. >> dana: this is the fox nation showa want greg to do, all these people used to be on redeye. >> greg: they are either stars or dead.er

[laughter] >> harold:good she was a veryga good, awash in the opening, than she nailed it. i thought the people in the roor handled it pretty well also, kudos to her, hopefully hollywood learned a lesson is.ht >> greg: thought the jokes were well-written but i did not think they were dead ag, i think she was making fun of a structure as opposed to a p person, ally goingeo after peop. >> dana: will smith did not laugh at that one back into theb day, remember that? >> no ideaer>>. >> dana: but i like her delivery, i know you are a timur dylan fan, and he is a fan of her,ing and i took a look to sf i like her and i like her.wh before kaylee what was your favorite part? and i are big golden globes fan, did you like -- >> i don't even know what that

is. >> greg: it's a family movie. >> is it really? [laughter] >> no. >> you watched -- talking to somebody that watched moana two times and sonic the hedgehog, that reminds me, i did see that, 3000 person show. >> greg: you know what?>> sh se is doing it now, how ag. my guys are making those jokes or years ago when it mattered.tn jesse closeout was something mundane and recycled! [laughter] >> jesse: you said somethingearl earlier that really stuck with v me, you never changed a diaper! you have not really become ad father until you have! go home tonight, change a diaper and then come back before a doe. not smell, where is the joy! b3 what are you kamala harris?

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