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[cheering and applause] [cheering] >> stop it! i barely had anything to do with it! good evening everyone. so it is joe biden's presidency that is nearly over, his staff has all but checked out. they didn't even stop changing the batteries in his life alert. in an interview with "usa today", the old coot insisted he could have beaten trump in the election. in fact,, only two things were holding him back. his widespread unpopularity and breathing. elizabeth warren heart on pete hegseth, christian tattoo.

suggesting he may be an insider threats. i guess warren will do anything to get a scalp. but what a hypocrite! to talk about hegseth having a troubling tattoo. have you seen liz's? while, her back hasn't aged a bit. call me, liz. to death row inmates who sentences were commuted by joe biden are refusing the clemency. perhaps they will hold it for donald trump. who was offering them a great last meal. from french fries to getting fried. sonny's husband, in manual, in orthopedic surgery and has been named in an rico case involving federal insurance fraud. i hear he is a great surgeon. he even did joyce who for replacement.

sean "diddy" combs is reportedly angry that his fellow inmate luigi is getting more attention than he is. after all, he shoots guys from behind all the time. [laughter] >> greg: a new study found that nearly half of americans carry spare underwear for emergencies. but experts claim that one man alone brought the average up. and finally, the biden white house is working to effectively ban cigarettes. great, now what will i do? i guess just close the laptop. so this week, marcus tucker byrd added ufc boss and trump supporter dana white to metas board of directors. and dana didn't even have to put zuckerberg in a rear naked choke hold to make him do it. the next day, he announced mehta

was cutting its fact-checking program on facebook and instagram. the program was installed after the 2016 election to manage so-called, misinformation. but they now admit it would go too far because the fact-checkers were too biased. in other words, the rats are bringing good people onboard to stop their ship from sinking. here's zuckerberg. >> we reached a point where it's too many mistakes and too much censorship. the recent elections also feel like a cultural tipping point to once again prioritizing speech. we tried in good faith to address those concerns without becoming the arbiters of truth. but the fact-checkers have been too politically biased and have destroyed more trust than they created, especially in the u.s. so over the next couple of months, we will phase in a more comprehensive community notes system. it has gone too far. >> greg: so the first question you have to ask yourself is, if this guy is worth billions, would it kill him to stop cutting his own hair?

[laughter] but also, would this have happened if kamala had one? no. he read the writing on the transgender bathroom wall. daddy's home, time to clean up your act. of course fact-checking outfits are upset. one of them called full fact, wind about his decision, claiming that fact-checkers are the first responders of the internet. yeah,, like the ones in north carolina that refused to help people with trauma signs on their lawns. they said, quote, we believe the public has a right to access our expertise. so what exactly is that expertise? here is a recent fact-check. quote, michelle obama is not a man. so now they can define a woman? so this company got millions from facebook. they did not touch the fine people hoax, the drinking bleach

hoax or the hunter laptop is russian disinformation hoax and instead debunking the most destructive hoaxes out there, they chase trolls and memes designed to make them look stupid. it worked, everyone knows michelle is a man. i'm joking! stop it! a beautiful, beautiful woman r but this facebook thing is a big deal because on the two do list, it is at the top, the return of free speech. remember it was mehta who elected biden under the light of disinformation which means information democrats don't like or want you to see. mehta has 3 billion users worldwide so getting zuckerberg to see the light changes the course for the better. and it seems things really are changing course. you can feel it. a nationwide sigh of relief. trumps times person of the year, abc had to pay millions to him for lying, cnn and msnbc are getting less viewers than anna's

shower cam. it's true. the media is like larry when he says this won't hurt a bit. no one believed them anymore. true, the left-wing matrix of hoaxes is employing like brian's favourite hammock. identity politics has been destroyed. taking with it dei, and type white racism and any woman of the year who wakes up with a benor. if you're in the media you are toast, flip all of the quotes you want, i guess you'll have to do some real reporting again. and liz cheney, you're done. not only do the winners hate you , of the losers do as well because you made them lose worse. call it the trump effect. it is the freedom to say what you know is real, not with the media tells you is true. it is now okay to say a man can't be a woman or that biden is demented or that taylor swift

is a six at best. and that is thanks to trump. because before if you set all that you would be labelled a trump fan and a target of hate. and the trump movement tied the hands of every sensible policy, weather it is fighting crime or illegal immigration because such sensible actions reeked of trump. but that failed. and why? because it you did not waver and your bravery became as contagious as chlamydia after i toured the villages. zuckerberg feels it and so do a lot of people. the country went from wanting to deciding. we got trump in and now he is off to the races, redefining the prepresidency. and it is all about reciprocity. i mean, what should you expect after spending your time defending trump, risking mockery, demonization, being called a racist? here's the payoff. you have trumps back, now he has

to have yours. the only time biden had our backs is when he was trying to sniff our hair. so it is good to see zuckerberg come-around, it's good to see james carville realize he was an idiot for doubting his own beady eyes and elf like years. it's nice to hear bill mark all of the people we were calling out for a long time. it is nice to see comics briefly go after biden now after we paved that road. we're happy you joined us. but remember who got you here. it is those evil trump fans and red hats that led the way. unlike january sixth, this was a real insurrection. [cheering and applause] let's welcome tonight's guests! he is a lyrical force who got kicked in the face by a horse! fox news contributor charlie hurt! >> greg: he's not down on his luck, he just looks that way.

founder of studio tsc.com, michael! >> greg: she is libertarian and pregnant which means she craves small government and giant pickles. and he is tougher than the rock and smarter than spock. near times best seller, median and of the way world champion, tyrus! [cheering and applause] >> greg: charli, i'm a bit torn. shouldn't we be happy and grateful that zuckerberg saw the light? or should we still hold discussed for him for basically helping to get biden elected and putting all that money and to getting that guy in instead of trump? what say you, puppy haired master? >> total discussed. i mean i think it is great and everything that he pretends to be coming around. but if you look back at the last eight years, everything he has done has been in some sort of

response to donald trump. the reason they put the fact-checkers in in the first place was in response to trump. in response to trump running for reelection, he dumps $500 million to get out the vote for democrats. and then of course trump wins again and then he has to admit that the fact-checkers were never about fact-checking. the entire thing was about censorship and about trying to advance his political agenda. and like i said, i think it's great. but to me it is almost worse if you got bullied into that position r a lot of americans die for their principles. like free speech in our country. and this guy is, at best, got bullied out of it. and then also, the whole time he is giving this lecture, he pretends to care about poor people. he is wearing a 900,000-dollar watch. >> greg: incredible... >> and i don't regret anyone spending money how they want but just don't lecture me about how much better you are then the

rest of us. >> greg: that's like twice the cost of mine... [laughter] >> greg: how ostentatious is that? michael, being a travelling hobo, i was curious how the homeless -- are they feeling the trump effect? has he made america's greats better? >> yes, he has made the greats great again. that's what he has done. zuckerberg is not off the hook. i can't just celebrate this. people are like oh, now he has dana white on the board. yeah,, because he is a technical genius and he will know -- right? it's like you can't just have fact-checkers and censorship and then the dollars and influence elections and then go we are going to stop that, that was bad. we've got dana white in here from the ufc. what a sigh of relief that is. unless dana white is going to organize fights with the fact-checkers. then i would watch.

right? some lady who posted there is only two genders. >> greg: i like that. >> she gets to fight against some purple haired fact-checker? i love it. i would watch conor mcgregor take out some crazy check. >> instead of fights between the illegals, we could fight between them. internet nerds. >> internet nerds, cage match, i'm watching. >> greg: there you go! cat? has zuckerberg become trumps cuck? >> he looks like the guy in high school who tries to sell you weed on the school bus and then if you actually take him up on it you have to go over there and then he makes you hang out with him. and listen to his self produced wraps. and watch him play video games. just kind of like that. but i also -- i think it's interesting how many people are

describing this is facebook going pro trump because i don't think that's fair. i think saying you are not going to any longer press information that makes someone -- that makes the other side of someone look bad or the opposition of some look bad is not the same as being pro with that person. they're going to have the community notes feature which the people will weigh in and i think that's better but it is cute, it's very cute that he seems to want to think perhaps anyone would believe this is for any other reason other than the fact that trump is going to be the president. >> greg: tyrus, "what if i take his best intentions? could he had seen the light? he said after the assassination attempt that really rattled him? >> yeah,, someone comes into your house, gets you fired from your job and then bulldozers your front yard and turns your family against you and then one day says, hey,, i'm not going to charge you rent next month. that is basically what he is doing. i think if anything, if there

are lawyers in the house, there should be some civil suits that have been proven by him saying his fact-checkers literally got defensive. they didn't fact-check what he was saying. they were like no, they need us which means it was people that they hired probably with the flow of the way things were going the last four years, dei hires. people specifically hired to snuff out conservative ideas and concepts. people lost jobs, people were ostracized, anyone who said anything about not wanting to get a vaccine was basically a terrorist. so all of the people that were affected, it was here about mental anguish and the bad things that people go through when they make fake accusations, here is your realtime were someone was being harassed to the point of not being able to go to christmas dinner because of your facebook post. and his answer is my bad, will get rid of the fact-checkers. no, you need to take that watch and cut it up and send it to a lot of people's lives he ruined and helped orchestrate.

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>> announcer: a story in five words. [cheering and applause] >> greg: liz warren targets pizza tattoo. michael, the massachusetts senator thinks pete hegseth could be an insider threat due to his christian bicep tattoo that said god wills it in latin. according to idiots, this tattoo is linked to right-wing extremists. i was curious, you have any tattoos from your time at the salvation army? >> yes, i do. give free or die, that's not the

bucket. liz warren talking tattoos, it is so sexy! it so sexy! i like when she get so mad her little fist shakes and you could look at her little starter earrings. everything about that woman is a lie. right? that's what you give a puerto rican baby. you know what i'm talking about! >> greg: why does it have to be puerto rican? >> i don't know! she might be puerto rican! she's like indian, her grandmother said oh, you are a chalk or whatever. so i think yes, she is probably like that librarian, that is her exterior but she probably knows a lot about tattoos. i think she has got one of bernie sanders on the small of her back. just him sitting there, waiting, looking so that when you are behind her you can look at bernie and you last longer.

i think i've gone off the rails, i'm not sure. >> greg: how ironic that you ride the rails and now you're off of them. and how ironic your last name is loft us and you don't live in one. cat, is a proud half veteran, your husband is a vet of course, and thank me for thanking him, do you think pete's tattoos make him an insider threat? >> i'm just -- is this real? [laughter] did she really think this? that's what i want to know. is she really sitting there at home looking at shirtless photos of pete hegseth and getting mad and scared? [laughter] because -- because it is so funny if it's true! she looks at all of the things, yes, she has like a folder,

shirtless photos of him. and all all the problems in the world, she is like, we have to do something about this. and by the way, there are enough shirtless photos of pete on the internet for there to be a folder. but i just can't imagine that would -- these are the people that are our leaders. his tattoo on his bicep, that is disqualifying to you? that is the biggest problem? i mean at a certain point you just have to be like whatever lady. you cannot be for real with this [bleep]. you absolutely cannot. >> greg: it is interesting. if it were any other kind of tattoo, something culturally significant for an affinity group, she would praise it if were a rainbow flag or malcolm x, she would swoon. but it is and it's like, how

dare he? >> greg: 's. >> i think it's funny dances with wolves has a problem with secrets. she literally committed fraud to get her job, she pretended to be something she is not an apparently she failed latin class. she didn't know what the word was so she assumed it meant white supremacy. it's not long enough or white supremacy. that's the biggest thing. and again, if pete was going to keep secrets -- i'm not a detective... but i don't think the first time you see him, the first thing he does is, hey,, check it out! it's not a secret code. i know a few years back -- this is what the left does. someone during a hearing looked back at their assistant and their assistant went... next thing you know, that okay sign was on every cnn and msnbc -- it is a white supremacist signed. 's is what they do. unfortunately, you are right. she sat at home because she knew she wasn't talked to her

husband, she couldn't even get him a drink of beer with her. he literally keeps his jacket on in the home. which means he is waiting for the first chance to go get cigarettes. so this is what they've got. she is a horrible, horrible human being who stares at pete shirtless a lot. and we always have one of those guys, they got the strip club that none of the strippers look at and at the end of the night he was like, they were okay looking, they were all right. that's what she is. >> greg: charli, she is also guilty of cultural stolen valour. why should veterans pay any attention to her? >> totally. i think that when we have these hearings, first confirmation, that cat should come as a character witness and testify in front of pocahontas. and preferably still pregnant, if we could arrange that. i think it would be -- i think it would be illuminating for

her. we have reached the he is to christian phase of the ridiculous things that they will throw at him. this is the full cabinet. i think that probably the best thing that happened to him once the accusation started flying was this whole thing about how he didn't really get accepted to west point and it just so happened he kept the letter where they accepted him for appointment at west point. >> greg: how do people keep that stuff? >> i keep all of the letters like set that in college football. i said that's important. >> i did two. because it's only one. >> i had a folder. >> greg: i still have a coupon from circuit city. [laughter] >> i kept too much stuff that i don't know where any of it is now. we have too much stuff at my dad's house. my mom was kind of a hoarder and then she just died and left it there but it's kind of a power move, honestly. at someone else's problem. >> you can throw it out, at sacred. >> greg: up next, trump makes

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♪ it's coming your way, hey, hey,, it's a video of the day ♪ [cheering and applause] >> greg: trump talks to the press about cleaning up joe's mass. are video the day comes to us from the small island country of mar-a-lago. back on tuesday, trump held another offer -- awesome conference. i wonder if he's going to pardon those charged with violent defences. >> are you planning to pardon those who were charged with violent defences? >> we are looking at it and we have other people and as you can see, i guess 2420 people now came from the fbi that came out very quietly, no one reported it. but they had people in some form related to the fbi, for five people that were strongly related to the fbi, we have to

find out about that. >> greg: and while we are against fbi, let's find out about those pesky pipe bombs you've done reporters! my god! but i wonder if they ask him about the police officers injured by rioters on january sixth? >> how many police officers were injured by rioters on january sixth. will you pardon anyone who attacked a police officer? >> you know, the only one that was killed was a beautiful young lady. she was shot for no reason whatsoever. in fact,, they say she was trying to hold back the crowd and the crowd was made up of a lot of different people so we will see. but i tell you this. the person that was killed was actually. >> greg: there you go. stupid reporter. [laughter] >> greg: there are so many things going for my head right now that i can't say. edit, edit. my favourite part was how

abruptly the whole thing ended. we have a great country but we have to run it properly, right? >> we have a great country but we have to run it properly. it is going to be run properly. we want to get back those hostages for israel and for us. if this deal is not done with people representing our nation by the time i get to office, all heck is going to break out. thank you very much. [cheering and applause] >> greg: basically, trump said more in one presser than biden did in four years of mumbling and stumbling. and he let the whole world know that hamas is on endangered species. even their goats are saying i think we should see other people. [laughter] cat, is this going to be a great four years? he's back. i miss these moments. >> obviously he does say stuff that's kind of crazy, right?

i don't want to invade greenland, for example. but people have gone so far with latching on -- i also don't think we are going to, right? people are so exhausted with the new cycle of he says a thing, let's bring experts on to talk about it and how this thing means that the world is going to end. nobody wants to do that anymore. and also when you compare it to the guy that we have been there now who, by the way, is still in there now, he didn't do the pressors so trump is doing pressors. and then also, when you are watching it, you are at least not worried that during it he might die. [laughter] which is a refreshing feeling. that is where we are, america! >> greg: it's true. >> you'd be watching biden and it's like a very -- it is a very nervous watch. when he goes, you're like is he coming back? >> greg: it's like if you're

watching trump, you worry will he die by an assassin's bullet and it it's joe, it's if he's going to die by natural causes. >> or walking down the steps. >> greg: tyrus, i love the fact that he corrected the reporter on january sixth. there weren't officers killed in january sixth, one person was killed by a man that the media covered for. i cannot wait for her court case. >> i think it is important that -- you have to understand that the media's rusty, they're not used to asking questions. at least not once they have submitted an crayon. but it is not just biden. because he can point to anyone in his administration, he did it with a negotiator in the day. he's like i know you're tired that come on appear and let us know how it's going. and guess what? that guy was able to tell us how it was going. which was [bleep] amazing. because of president biden cannot say it then kamala has to say it and i know he has dementia but i don't know what

the [bleep] she has. [cheering and applause] because is there a bug going around the white house that everyone got a hit of the bag of cocaine? what happened? because we can't -- and no matter what expert this current administration has, they come up and we are like, what? and we need panels to translate. we need brett bear and rocket scientists and to come down and explain to us what is happening. now we can just simply watch the person on the podium. they're going to explain what is going on and we're like okay that makes sense. and then we don't need to switch to go to a panel of 47 people to break it down. the niceness is going to be that. because the first person on trump's administration that [bleep] up a speech, we won't see them again. what is your reaction, what's going on? there will be a commercial break and it will be a new person in there. >> greg: charli, it's funny

when you watch trump and the press. it is such a mismatch. it's like they don't deserve him, they don't get him, they don't understand him. it's almost like he came down from another planet and they don't even know what to make of it. we get it, we understand it! thump -- some of us it took longer than for others but i find it so interesting they still don't know how to deal with him. >> and i think that's a big part of why they failed and lost so much credibility is because he gives a speech, to go to the panel with 47 people and then they completely make up a bunch of stuff that he didn't just say and anybody who watches is like, they are making this all up. i understood what he said was nothing like that. that was a master class, watching that press conference. it was a wonderful reminder. but it also had me stop and think about, we sort of overlook this joe biden, when he came into office, he had to follow that. it made me feel sorry for him. but the guy here, he has been

here now on the stage for eight years, the guy never runs out of material. he comes up with new stuff every time he walks out there. we have heard all of the stuff -- and he does everything in an oral history like some epic odyssey and he talks about the evil snake and immigration and then he is talking about the smelt and the water. and then he just starts talking about the gulf of mexico and greenland and canada and it's like, this guy -- it's like a bottomless -- i don't know where he gets it all from. >> he has a brain and it's amazing! because the last guy had an echo in his head. [applause] >> greg: when you think about -- you have three presidential terms, you've got trump, biden, trump. it's kind of like the super bowl with the worst halftime ever. [laughter] >> yeah! super bowl with the worst halftime ever if it married the

price is right and the showcase showdown. because that is what trump is giving us right now. we put in the bid and we are like, okay,, we want a wall, we want to military, we want this and trump is like but wait, there is more. how much would you pay for the gulf of america? [cheering and applause] and i'm like i'm in! but wait, there's more! canada cat greenland, 51st, 52nd state! which is totally doable in canada. come on, we will treat you nice and be good. we just have to call canada something other than a state. come up with some latin name like primo territory. and they will be into it. >> greg: you know they have a new name, it's the panama canal. smelt exactly the same, all just move one of the letters... got to move on.t got to move on.t coming up,fa democrat twerp's ve to keep foreign perps.

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♪ we've got another clip for you, it's a video of the day part two ♪ [cheering and applause] >> greg: progressives because a stink overthrowing illegals in the clink. our second video of the day comes to us from a congresswoman from washington state. and one look at that face, you will wish it was audio of the day. one of 159 democrats to vote against the lake and riley act. it was named after the young nursing student murdered by an illegal immigrant who had previously been arrested but never detained by ice. the act would change federal law to require ice to issue detainer is for illegals who commit theft or burglary. here she is explaining why she is against it. >> imagine your child is with a group of kids grabbing an after school snack at a 7-eleven and one of them chooses to just

snatch a little candy bar off the shelf. the shop owner calls the police and all of the kids are arrested for shoplifting. if your child is a recipient, someone who has lived here nearly their entire life, they are now subject to mandatory detention under this bill. >> greg: great work there. the act is named after young american woman murdered by on the legal and you're talking about stealing a snickers. these are the people who also compare trespassing at the capital to 9/11. may be it is me but it seems these people are really bad at assessing crime. which makes them really good at putting our lives at risk. and getting people to vote republican. you know, tyrus, democrats always do this. when you offer a practical solution, they come at you with the rarest of exceptions. what if it is a little boy and he is sick? and he's missing his legs and he needs a candy bar?

[laughter] what if it's that? >> that's when you have to be a republican and say his legless but goes to jail. [cheering and applause] but forget all that, what is up with the shameless plug of 7-eleven? did you have an endorsement it was 7-eleven? what's going on? no one else picked up on that? a bit racist if you ask me. this is what they do. and again, somebody -- it doesn't matter what the story is. you stole a piece of candy, he stole a candy bar. i don't know under this current inflation, a candy bar is around seven dollars so it's not like -- i don't know what tiny piece of candy she shops out but prices are outrageous. you break the law? you enforce the law. maybe his parents were teaching him to steal because they were

part of a sex trafficking organization and him getting arrested just crack the case. great work guys. high fives all around. >> greg: it is hilarious. when we think of 7-eleven or anything getting ripped off, it is these mask thefts. but she has to pick the one thing that will play upon your compassion. he just wanted a candy bar! forget about the act. it is about a candy bar! >> and she said they snitched a candy bar? i don't know what that means. snitched? does she mean filched? >> greg: you are thinking of felch. >> stop right now. [laughter] >> that's a word and that's a word. >> charli -- charli, don't go in the water. two little sharks are circling you right now. >> greg: it's going to pass though, right senate? >> oh, yeah. because it is common sense. which is an area these people don't exist in. the keyword you just said was

practical. you come out with a practical solution or a practical problem that needs to be solved, people who are so completely drowning and ideology cannot ever figure that out. >> greg: you know it better example? she should have used something like -- should any legal immigrant be thrown in jail for stealing the cardboard box that you live in? >> yes! and deported! i worked hard for that box, i got it just right. i'm tired of having this argument. but they should do like a press class for everyone on the right like in congress and in the senate. so that when someone comes up with one of these hypothetical story time situations, someone else can be recognized and continue the story. but what if that same little boy who was caught by ice had done invention? yes, he had the cure for cancer! and only on the bus ride to the house could he find the

ingredients? and what a strange twist of fate that this young man who snitched snatched a snickers bar should find a cure for cancer. >> greg: if you were in a debate and you were debating something, let's say you were debating audits or tax reduction and they come up with that, the little story time thing that affects nobody? >> i love the way john fetterman handled this. he said i am for protection for dreamers and i'm for this. so it's like you forget that people are actually capable of having a nuanced, independent thought. or it's like, yeah,, maybe i don't want candy -- i want candy bar kid -- i am fine with hypothetical candy bar kid, sure, but that doesn't change all of this other stuff which we are also saying. it is crazy how rare and special it is to see something like that but i really appreciated that.

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people suffer in silence with incontinence. the segment is sponsored by companions by the way. are you surprised by this number? >> no. so i don't suffer from that, not to break. but i don't carry extra underwear but i can be the only person who whenever i go on vacation, i bring every pair of underwear that i own. am i the only one? >> greg: i do. >> i feel like everybody does that. i don't know what i think is going to happen. because i own a lot of underwear. also not to brag but i have a whole suitcase of it. and again, i don't know what i think is going to happen but if it ever does, i will be ready. >> greg: the great thing about you tyrus -- >> but the tsa has to be like what the bleep leap is wrong with her. >> greg: the great thing about you tyrus as you don't need to bring a spare because if you need when you just go to a house that is currently under extermination and you just pull the thing right off. >> boy, i miskew...

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