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yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea. >> all right. >> thank you, thank you, thank you. >> i mean that's okay but i expect more. happy monday everyone. so president elect donald trump is preparing more than 100 executive orders starting day one of the new white house. and thanks to joe biden, 99 of them have to do with removing the carpet stains in the oval office. yeah. and yet another interview with the corpse that wouldn't leave president now says, quote, i could have beaten trump, and i think that kamala could have beaten trump. he added, if you don't believe me, just ask my good friend jimmy carter. i know. speaking of carter, last

week, the five remaining u.s. presidents attended his funeral. it was weird, though, how everyone kept giving joe biden their condolences. la residents are demanding gavin newsom explain how they're supposed to survive with empty reservoirs. the governor recommended they try a dry shampoo or perhaps a leave in conditioner. the homeless la man caught on video wielding a blowtorch is an illegal alien from mexico. democrat leaders were quick to defend him as an undocumented welder. welder is a funny name. all right. yeah, i'll take it. it's monday. before taking office, la mayor karen bass said she would not go abroad. she might do abroad,

but not go abroad. i don't know. >> hey, i don't know. >> i'm going to do it. swing for the fence, i don't know. >> i don't know anything about her at kamala harris's home in brentwood, california. police responded to an alleged burglary, but the suspects were instead detained for violating curfew. and thanks to doug emhoff, both of them are now pregnant. bang it away. officials claim that they weren't trying to loot. they were only trying to remove any flammable materials. and finally, according to a new study, drinking grape juice can greatly lower the chances of erectile dysfunction in older men. and a related story. guess who wants to outlaw grape juice? all right. so the sign of a wise person is their

ability to change once they realize they made a mistake. whether you're a former liberal who's finally come around, or perhaps an organization admitting that you've hired some real idiots. now. >> thanks for coming, b. >> now, okay, had to get that out of my system. now, remember, making a mistake doesn't define you. it's what you do after the mistake. you can either say, i admit what i did and i'm ready to try something new, or just keep blaming it on climate change. it's especially true when it comes to donald trump. most idiots dig in their heels hating him, even at the cost of destroying themselves. look at robert de niro. he played a boxer, but it was trump that gave him brain damage. but i'm also a good example. oh, sure, i was early pro-trump. we've heard these rumors that you might run for president, and i

was wondering if you do and you win, what would be my role? >> well, i think you'd be a fantastic press secretary. you know, i finally have a little personality in that position. yeah, exactly. now. >> but fast forward a few months. people defend him about making fun of a disability. making fun of john mccain. making fun of women. a woman's face. it just never ends. no one will ever stop defending the crass stuff, he says. he's very impulsive. he's. instead of thinking about what he says, he's impulsive. and. and it makes you wonder, do you want an impulsive leader, or do you want a leader that thinks? i want somebody who can beat hillary. i don't think an impulsive leader is going to beat hillary. i really me. >> and he remembers. >> why was i like that? was it

because dana and i did a line of coke in the bathroom right before showtime? no, no, no, she offered, but i said, not today. wow. but, you know, when i hear myself describing trump, it reminds me of myself. witty, powerful. outspoken. and we both dated supermodels. shout out to fabio. but why was i so emotional about it? well, here's an analogy. in the late 1970s, i couldn't wait to hear the sex pistols. they were punk rock and they were going to destroy all the mainstream mainstream crap on the radio. but when i got the record, i hated it. it was loud and scary and ugly and evil, and i didn't get it. so i separated the record from my collection. i didn't want its evilness to rub off on my cheap trick records, like some type of musical std. but then time passed and i

decided to give it another shot. and it blew my mind. but the record didn't change, i did. what happened there? why did it take time? well, like trump, the pistols were not asking for me to like it. and i resented that confidence. but then i grew to love it. that's the trump effect in three steps. it's repulsion. confusion than affection. it's the same three emotions i get when i stick my finger in larry kudlow's belly button. that's why he's smiling. and so the trumpian messages that used to upset me then resonated. i changed. trump didn't. so when people in the media said, i used to like gutfeld, but he's changed. damn right i changed. if you don't, when you realize you're wrong, you're a idiot. much like this fella.

>> let's be honest, it was a terrible night last night. it was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country go. >> oh, someone fetch that guy a 12 pack of tampons. that's a trump effect, but not a healthy one. here's trump on meetings with democrats. >> a lot of ceos, including some who censored you four years ago, have been coming down here basically to kiss the ring. did they change or did you change? >> well, maybe we all changed. i think they've gained a lot of respect. i think they looked at the mandate that we got. as you know, we won the popular vote. >> this is a good answer, for it suggests a middle ground, even if he didn't have to give an inch. and it gives dems a path forward out of the darkness, we all changed. funny, trump may turn out to be the greatest ally for the democratic party, but not for

the reason the media thinks trump is their moses and that he's parting the sea so dems can flee their extremism and seek sanctuary and common sense. just when you thought he couldn't do any more for the jews, now this. maybe they're finally ready to get rid of their golden cows. now. the trump effect gives you the green light to talk in real terms about real problems. so now dems no longer have to embrace stupid causes. they can talk about illegal immigration, rising crime, schools, stephen a smith, bill maher, fetterman they all seem freer. hell, fetterman looks positively radiant. like frankenstein if they put in the good brain. and why trump made it okay not to give a about pronouns and focus

on the economy, law and order. and yes, fires when a fireman is coming up that ladder and it doesn't look like you. who gives a yeah, i want mine. i want mine to look like ryan gosling, but it's not happening. so when someone like zuckerberg gets grief for now backing trump, your instinct might be to say, too late, we're good. but as scott adams always says, all good things take too long to happen, including other people coming around. this is why conservative never-trumpers are so miserable their ego won't allow them to admit they were wrong, for their hatred of trump is tied to their self-worth. but thankfully, not all dems are like that. rfk tulsi musk when faced with new information, they changed to how ironic for democrats really. the guy they've been trying to imprison for years is the one to break them out of their own. whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

period. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. >> he writes about historical figures because no one alive can stand him. oh one nation and co-host of fox and friends, brian kilmeade. he looks like a driver's ed teacher who sleeps in the car. comedian adam hunter. her quips won't stop even when that baby drops. new york times bestselling author, fox news contributor kat timpf. he's tall in stature and can out bench margaret thatcher. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion. tyrus. good peter. >> good peter. is she alive? >> brian, you have what's called the kilmeade effect, which means everyone at fox hates you, right? how does it

feel to see trump have such an impactful effect on society, after you have constantly criticized him for exactly you? >> you have no idea. you don't have the audio up in the morning nor you up in the morning. >> but thanks for the lovely introduction. i feel like you've never left. >> and obviously having a child has changed you. it's really mellowed you out. i can't wait for. i'm going to have to deprogram that kid before she goes to school. all right, so a couple of things. i mean, this is going to be. >> well, i had no idea that you were against him early. >> that was the first time i saw those. >> oh, i was there. no, i thought you were kidding about that. i didn't know you were, actually. and to bring that back. but it just goes to show you it is full. it is full circle. we have on the record senator schumer and the governor, governor polis of colorado, both said, you know, greenland. not a bad idea. we're open to that. are you kidding me? even he's like, really? so i think that's interesting. fetterman it was totally a fascinating meeting. trump said he's a fascinating man and his life is his wife is

lovely. really? is this the same donald trump? this is incredible. i just can't wait for him to go to the oval office. and we're going to go back to the executive orders, where he signed his name and goes like this. you do that 100 times, i miss that. >> that was amazing. >> so i think it's going to be so interesting. he's blurring the lines. your whole monologue. you didn't mention republican. really? >> no. it's all about dems. >> he's just pro-american. he's blurring the line for everything. and four years ago, he's not a real conservative. he's going to destroy the republican party. but sooner or later, everyone is talking about america. they're not talking about they're not talking about republican. and that may get some people sad. i just haven't met them yet. yeah, because most everyone just wants to get things done. you imagine if we start getting things done and checking the boxes? i am, i perhaps am naive and according to you, not too bright. but i will say that i really think we've turned the corner, at least for january. >> i never said you were not too bright. i said you were stupid. oh, thank you, i stand corrected, misquote me. right. >> you always correct yourself.

>> doocy hates you, right? >> all right. >> adam, unlike yourself, trump has gained a lot of respect. true. i did write that question, but i thought i'd throw that out there. are you surprised to see this change happening among the dems? >> i am a little bit. i mean, like he turned morning joe and gave him morning would. >> but i mean, look, some people are still mad. i mean, james carville is mad, but i don't know why he gets to keep his job as the geico lizard. but, you know, it's just it's crazy. i mean, look, i think that america has gave trump a mandate. and, you know who else has a mandate is mayor pete. yeah. >> saw that one coming. >> that was okay. but i think what he said, i think people are just sick of being broke. i know i just now i lie, people are like, why are you so broke? i had a huge gambling problem. >> what did you gamble on? success. >> mandate.

>> because he's gay. >> but thank you for that, right? >> don't need the chyron now. >> no, i just want to point out there that we are big fans of homosexuality. >> i'm on the fence. >> so were a lot of homosexuals, but for a different reason, i might add. kat, i don't know where i'm going with this, but you're still pregnant and good for you. >> thank you. >> well done. reproducing a human being to add to this planet. are you excited? is it interesting watching these dems kind of go, hey, maybe i should listen to this guy. >> i always, i mean, i, i'm sure some of it will be good and some of it i won't like. >> i'm somebody who it just depends on the issue. i don't hate trump. i'm not on the other side where i think everything he's ever done and said is perfect. and i'm sure going forward it's going to be the same. there's going to be things that he does that i don't like. there's gonna be things that he says that i like. there's going to be

things that are going to be funny. there's going to be things that are going to be interesting, and i'm just going to take things on a case by case basis, and i hope that's okay with everybody. melania. but it actually won't be okay with anybody. yeah. >> i just hope that you name the child donald. right. that's all we ask. >> it's only if. it's only if it's a girl. >> only if it's a you still don't know the sex, i don't know. well, good for you. >> yeah. >> i wake up sometimes like that. tyrus. are you. does it feel good to be there first? >> no, because i might not stay there. you know, like everything to cats. i hate saying to point, but. yeah, i know you said earlier. >> yeah, to your point, but i think you have to take that with everything. >> i think what everyone has done is what is these are three reasonably intelligent men, and they saw the extreme of the left and they were like, i don't want any parts of that. what president trump did was he saw that nobody was standing around common sense and was

like, hey, you know what? this is crazy, guys. i think i'm going to go with a common sense approach. and they're like, oh, so all the outer fringes had problems with it. but everybody who's a normal minded person, right. his he's not doing extreme ideas. hey safe border i'm cool with that. hey i'm going to bring down inflation. i'm cool with that, you know. hey i want to make sure that if you break the law, the appropriate punishment, you get it up to $1,000. no, that that's stupid. yeah. see, i was with you. now, the pictures you post make sense. but. and that's the thing is, like, he didn't do anything that any normal person would be against. like, no, i want a criminal to come to my house and do what they want to. and then when they get arrested, come back in an hour. >> yeah, that's. >> no one wants that. so what he's done is he's lassoed up. let's not forget, president trump was a democrat way longer than he's been a republican. he was forced to go to the

republican side. so he's not a conservative in the sense like he's that's always been he's evolved. and we should all evolve. when you stop evolving, then you become a. yeah. >> hey. all right. >> i got to move on before we go. before we go, we have a big announcement. we're taking the show to dc for one night only. we're going to be live next monday, january 20th for an inauguration special at constitution hall. yeah, that constitution hall, not the other one. go to fox news.com/gutfeld for tickets, but hurry, they're going to go fast. and up next, if you're a burning dude, this fire chief says you're screwed. >> for more than a decade, pozega has been trusted again and again and again.

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coming your way. >> hey, hey. it's. video of the day. >> if you get trapped in a fire, don't count on this day. hire. our video of the day comes to us from la fire department deputy chief christine larson, who has their equity and human resources, equity and human resources bureau. holy. in a resurfaced promo video from september 2019 for the big fox show 911, larson discussed the ideas that firefighters should reflect the communities they serve look like them, and that female firefighters shouldn't have to rescue a man from a burning building. watch. >> do you want to see somebody that responds to your house, your emergency, whether it's a medical call or a fire call that looks like you, it gives that person a little bit more ease knowing that somebody might understand their

situation better. >> is she strong enough to do this? or you couldn't carry my husband out of a fire, which my response is he got himself in the wrong place if i have to carry him out of a fire. >> got himself in the wrong place. now maybe it's me, but every place is kind of the wrong place. when it's on fire. that's why we have firemen. but if this chick were a lifeguard, she'd berate men for not drowning on the sand. adam, do you want a fire person who rescues you to look like you? you know, a dog walker who sells drugs? >> the only person that i care who looks like me was my daughter when she was born. yeah. >> oh, come on, that's good. we all want that. anyone here want a neighbor baby? >> i mean, this woman makes a worse chief than elizabeth warren. oh, but look, the fires

were near me. they were actually, like, like, five minutes from where i live. and i was on the road, and i called my wife when it happened, and i said, you know, get the daughter, our daughter, okay. our, our four chickens. we have we have six bunnies, we have two cats, two dogs. and i said, drive to your mom's. and i'm lucky she did, because when i come home tomorrow, it's an empty house. but i mean, these these it was bad. i mean, this was the worst win since chris christie farted. and the fire was so bad. nancy pelosi's eyebrows almost went down. oh, jeez. but the day before the fire, her husband invested in ashes. oh, nice. >> there you go. >> all right. and the fire was so bad, joe biden pardoned it. >> yeah, you got it out. there you go, cat. >> do you think she was joking? >> best case scenario. best

case scenario is that she was joking. and she's just really bad at that also. yeah, because man, you got to think that this video is so bad, it makes her look so bad that when the fires started happening, she must have been like, oh my god, i hope they don't find the video. i hope they don't find the video, hope they don't find like like that probably was on her mind. i mean, i've thought so much about this video. i've watched it so many times. i think about the people in her life trying to console her over the video and maybe like, try to tell her it's not that bad. it is that bad. yeah. like it really is that bad. like, well, he shouldn't have been in a fire. what do you mean? especially when you're the same people saying, oh, this is a natural disaster. like, how is this the husband's fault? i don't understand, i mean, man, i just feel like of all the things, you know, as things go, everyone's got something a little rough of themselves on film at some point in their lives. we just live in that kind of society now. and i

still say this is a bad one. >> yeah, there's so many analogies. it's like finding a video of a police chief saying, you know what? murder is not so bad. >> why was he there with that killer? >> yeah, like also the timing. >> it's 2019. so it was really in style to on men. yes. you know, it was, you know, why save a man. you know, let him burn. listen, i the last thing i want to see if i'm stuck in the fire is another brother because he's going to be like, sorry, homie, it's hot. you don't investigate. i want a crazy white boy that looks like him. he's like, we're getting out, bro. we're getting out. i'm with you. like, that's what i want. i want a truck full of surfing dudes named tad and carl and biff. they're going to take an ax. they're going to get you through. and they'll be like, remember me? i'll be like, okay, bro, thank you. like, you want crazy white dudes saving you because they're the ones who will do it. i don't know, like if i saw

somebody in trouble and they had, like, a lot of, like, mouth to mouth resuscitation, but they had a lot of spit in their mouth. i don't know if they're going to make it. yeah. unless someone's going to wipe that. i'm not you know. so but this dude like out of the way, bro. so. >> kilmeade you know i'd save you in a fire. >> i don't think so. but but i wouldn't. but the good news is i wouldn't be waiting for you. all right. and by the way, he's a wrestler too, so. and he would challenge you at any point, right? >> except tonight. >> listen, didn't you play this game on national tv once already? how'd that work out? >> not good. okay. >> all right. >> this person's title. was cheat sheet, right? yeah. 300. >> it's a mystery. >> no, i mean, if you're dealing with genders you don't know, you never know. >> i don't want to insult you because you have a temper, i know. she makes three. she makes $300,000 a year, and her

title on her card says diversity chief. right. and guess what los angeles is spending money on? if it's not on her, it's $750,000 a year for a woman that's in charge of water and power. can you say failure? number number three is her lunch. yeah. they spend $50 million to trump proof their state while cutting, while cutting their fire budget by 30%. so they have they've cut their budget. it is two thirds of what the homeless budget is. i mean, this is unbelievable. this is i don't know how gavin newsom is going to distance himself from all this political correctness, but he will find a way. >> but like, how is there no water like in the hydrants? if i wanted to see empty hose, i'd watch the kardashians. >> i love, you know, whether you like the joke or not. i like the fact that he always has one in his pocket.

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policies include removing tampons from men's bathroom, no strings attached, which the company had provided for non-binary and trans employees who use the men's room. this is part of a whole kind of like thing that zuck is doing. what say you? >> thanks for going to me first. as the only person on this panel that's ever used a tampon, at least for its intended purpose. >> they're great for stopping nosebleeds. >> i actually used it for that. >> yeah, i think we talk a lot about the free tampons in the bathroom. given the fact nobody wants to use, like, one of those. if you're using one of those, it's a bad day. yeah. no tampons. i'll just share with all of you. they're not really, like, a one size fits all. or even like a one size fits or a one fits every situation. situation? yeah. so i don't think that anybody is reliant overall on the free. even in the women's bathroom, the free tampon. so i'm just thinking of

like what percentage of people we're talking about here. well, this how how much have we talked about tampons in the men's bathroom? i've lost track of how many times we talk about. show me the person for whom this is a make or break issue. i don't know that that person exists, that it's a make or break issue for where not only do you need this, but you need this so often. i don't believe the person exists. no, you're right. i don't believe the person. >> it was like a it was like a fantasy among the woke that somehow they were delivering something to people who didn't even ask for it. >> you know, i'd like to know. oh, nice. come have a seat. i know what i was there ever a time that janitor goes, we're out of tampons in the men's room, other than a bunch of eight year olds went in there and filled them up with the super water and threw them at each other like weapons. i know that because me and my brother broke in to my mom's tampons, we had no idea what they were,

right? and we just knew that when you stick them up your nose, they inflate and if you get them wet and swing them, they stick to things. so we were like playing them as grenades. this was back when kids were allowed to play with machine guns that made the sound. and we were like, oh, got a grenade. and they and we were like, this is great. the beating we got that night, we still didn't understand what they were for. and me and my brother were both afraid to ask the question, mother, what are you use these for? because if they're not for throwing and sticking against the wall, and she says, one day you'll know. yeah. >> brian. well i think do we have do we have this at fox? have you checked? >> i'm 99.9% sure. i'm pretty sure. i've used them on a regular basis and i have not seen up there. plus i never have change, so it wouldn't matter. so i think the bigger question is, is mark zuckerberg for real? is he becoming like the guy's guy? and you listen to him 3.5 hours with rogan, and he talks about jiu jitsu and going to tournaments and rolling around and hurting his knee and act like a real guy. and rogan's like, what is happening here? and has he had this metamorphosis? dana white

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am late for everything. so i would make the worst period. but look i mean look look when they actually like ban men from the women's bathrooms, then i'll be happy. yes. >> excellent point. >> because that's the real thing, you know. >> yeah. no, that's a great point. and the audience missed it. >> how dare they. oh i had i had to go dig for your applause. >> right. >> you've never done that for me. >> no, and i never will. >> i didn't think so. >> all right. coming up. criminals roam near kamala's home. boston, 1773. >> one of the most daring and consequential events in american history is about to take place. >> this was the spark that lit the torch of liberty.

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within the evacuation zone for violating curfew. although not on her property, they claim. although there are differing opinions on this, they suspected them of burglary in the neighborhood. but the lapd couldn't prove that. why such a low level curfew charge? >> because how much are you going to charge a guy for stealing a box of red wine? i think it's irony, you know, because her whole thing was they wanted to get rid of the police. they wanted to do that. so when someone comes around your house and how fitting it is, they were probably 1,000% casing the house and trying to rob the house. but instead, once again, this is why you lost. instead of charging somebody for what they're actually doing, you charge them for a curfew. yeah. so now they know just to come earlier to rob your house. >> do it in daylight hours, you know, kill me then. remember the guy that was found with the blowtorch? yes. so they. i guess they're not cooperating with ice for deportation. so the guy is going to be

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current vice president could put on a blue jean shirt and look like she's going to be in charge, but she can't be bothered. >> wow. scathing indictments. adam, you loiter outside homes often? yeah. do you hate it when people assume you're casing the joint? yeah. >> no. i actually love squatting. but what's sad about these are the two people that actually voted for kamala. but. but you're right. like like the mayor, karen bass, or she was in africa at a party. why was she who's ever been like, oh, this party sucks. we need karen bass. yeah. like, i mean, donna, the last thing you wanted in a party is more karens, you know? >> but that's the one that was too far for them. >> yeah, yeah. >> what? i just love that. that was the one that was too far

for them. of all the jokes you said. >> yeah, you said karen. >> everyone goes. >> oh, and it's ironic because she's literally the worst karen ever. ever. yes. she didn't investigate early. she didn't call law enforcement like she's giving karen's a bad name. >> that is so true. the world's weakest karen. you know, it kind of sucks that. what's her name? kamala. kamala. she's. she's getting kicked out of the white house. and then her other house. >> yeah. it's nuts going through a rough time. i guess she is. no wonder she drinks, but i yeah, i do think to teresa's point. damn it. no, you can also steal in the day. yeah. especially if there's chaos going on like this let alone to this level. but i remember maybe day one or day two when they were talking in the press conference about the fires, and they were talking about how if you're looting, you're going to prosecute you and we will find you. it's like nobody believes you. yeah, nobody believes you. it's not

enough to just say that. so, i mean, this is the least shocking thing ever that this kind of stuff's going on. >> yeah. you know, the thing is, is that because you have an act of god, a catastrophe, you should be able to suspend those laws and just shoot them, right? >> absolutely. sorry. >> red meat, i can't. i'm the butcher with the red meat. up next, biden forgets names, faces and presidential races. >> citizens of america, we are made for this moment. >> to those of the union. >> may i speak and you will join with me. i trust with love for my country. >> how can we love our country and not love our countrymen? >> this is the heart of our task. let both sides explore what problems unite us. >> when america is united. >> america is totally unstoppable.

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>> well, the media did it. the media did it. >> yeah. >> you know that i they protected the old coot. >> i love that interview with jake tapper, who called it nonsensical. and then someone from his team was like, well, what he was trying to say was, it's like, we're still doing this. yeah. so he was trying to say, like, you're talking as if you're as if you're on national geographic. yeah. like discussing some scroll you've uncovered. you got some professor on there who's interpreting it. this should be people speaking english about other people speaking english. yes. and that's that's not i mean, no, he said what he said and it didn't make any sense. it's nonsense. >> yes. adam. is he out of touch? yeah. >> i mean, he's less stable than joe reed's wigs. but. yeah, he said the first time he ran, he could have beaten abe lincoln. and he blames, like he says, his debate. he blames the first one on a cold. i'm like,

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