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all right. i would say happy hump day but every day is happy hump day. a call mola aris won't let j.d. events and his wife childproof the vice president reference ahead of the inauguration, she already childproof did for if abide and stop by. kimmel claimed trump attacked l.a. firefighters prompting them to attach a house to -- hose to his face. the fire is 18% contained in
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l.a. what does that mean 82% ongoing, that's like saying your girlfriend is pregnant like that. meghan markle has was pushed back her show because of wildfires. rachel maddow is returning to msnbc five nights a week with trump. in a related news doritos adding more as best as. joe biden said the next air carrier gil be named after clinton but if it carries it should be called lou in ski.
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alyssa pharoah griffin pushed back but her hands got lost in joy behar's gooey lover. she said she would ever perform at the inauguration unless shamu calls in sick finally a expert found out the best thing to do in the bedroom is mute the tv. a week since the wildfire started and not a single leader has risen from this catastrophe. there's plenty of ash but no phoenix rising from just chickens with their heads caught off. we learned l.a. mayor karen bassett was hosting a cocktail party in ghana when the catastrophe started. handing out shots of fireball.
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not one single heroic person of action. even snowed smokey the bear is nowhere to be found. someone said he moved to florida two years ago for the lower taxes instead you get this and he had some ideas around concerns about speculators coming in and buying up properties. >> greg: what is this? it's like he saw a hypnotist to said from now on every time you hear the word fire start to dance. he doesn't even know it but that's what snakes do when they feel threatened. then there is cam. >> critically important to the extent you can find anything which gives you ability to be patient in an extremely dangerous and unprecedented crisis.
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so be patient. for what to create a real sentence. we could be here for months. like a talking parrot with a speech impediment making no sense in complaining about crackers. >> would you have taken a trip overseas looking back. >> i will focus today on what we... no truly a real inspiration for homicide. >> president joe biden: you have this fire going crazy with houses still green and neighborhoods with green troubled on it. the houses sign and there's 200
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in the pasadena area it's almost like it's a battle scene. >> greg: thank you for the update. [ bleeps ] if that was a painting by picasso it would've been called battling. [ bleeps ] and they have been soaking and identity politics and head in a vat of styling joe and sure karen bass can unveil a new pride flag but if it catches fire everybody ends up flaming the biggest fire in l.a. history they can't help people. it's like a weirdo who goes to the gym and works out there neck muscles picture that a freak it
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cuts off blood flow to the brained and they would respond to all real problem is like if it's immigration crime or natural disaster they come up empty it's one single call all but called identity politics but help them personally before the fire its lights on effort but rich in public reward in the media eats it up. and much of california voted for it. hollywood lobbied and politics on it it's easy to see why and faking empathy without having to lift a finger knowledgeably the good guy amber movies but i'm one in real life just saying at the design doesn't mean you have to do anything shout platitudes
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in your back on your private jet out of l.a. with your girlfriend and her algebra tutor and combating things what they didn't is as a boneheaded students might say that wasn't supposed to be on the test living in a world of erie not the reality these ponds don't learn anything and they fail because they didn't learn anything or have any experiences then they end up in positions where life matters and not just black ones. it's not so bad if coke or pepsi doesn't when it comes to public safety this farce is deadly so well billion-dollar corporations bought in to this stuff we pay with our lives. that identity politics is the most selfish enterprise on earth
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making it all about you as intense about others and 99-point 9% of all real practical problem's with homes this illegal immigration in fire and floods, and the view their bracing and talk about a sick burn. and let's welcome tonight's guests. is idea of an airbnb is a park bench. michael loftus and he specializes in crisis management meaning he's perfect for this show offer the great new book wise guys in the white house. she's in her third trimester so you better not tester. fox news contributor kat timpf.
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and it to him the big bang is just a bang. "new york times" best-selling author comedian form and debbie a world heavyweight champion tyrus. and it must be hard for you to sympathizer people who lost homes since you never had one to lose and identify as a home challenged clambake attendee. >> are you upset that the homeless are being blamed for starting fires? >> i am because it is also crackheads and methods it's not just the homeless. climate change is what they tell us the same brainiacs who give them no excuse you can't sit there and go there will be a lot of fires climate is changing there will be fires when did you cut over the firefighting department why would you do that it's insane and there isn't one
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republican to blame. you have gavin newsom dancing around like he's going to get hit by a hunk of truth the mayor is on vacation and the head of the fire department who is like you're in the wrong spot and that's when i will need it right when my legs are broken and i'm trapped under rubble that would be the wrong spot. >> greg: there is no right spot when you are on fire. you just have to rotate so it evens out the burn. it's horrible and you then need one republican government in los angeles and its eight democrats thing from top to bottom the volunteer and being the scapegoat for l.a. problem's and with the department of water
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and power making a quarter of a million dollars and they ran out of water. congratulations on the news book white house gangsters presidents and the deals they made this sounds pretty awesome. and you are an expert in crisis management yet famous clients in a you can't name them maybe one rhymes with shell cause be this leadership that was in crisis. >> it's in l.a. what would you tell them to do? >> of the job of a politician is to accept credit for things they don't achieve and except blamed for problem they didn't cause. i remember watching the l.a. earthquake in 1994 as a reporter went to a city manager and asked what went wrong. they said well a tectonic plate move that's what went wrong but
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in the immediate climate we are in the only currency we understand is blame. and when either client they want to talk about this and that. the only thing they talk about is blame. here's the challenge. there is no way to get out of it. even though people think there is. what ends up happening is everything in the ether like dti and going to ghana, not giving the fire department enough money. whether you caused it or not it doesn't matter. her situation of the may airship is uncivil survival what remains to be seen as gavin newsom so what he's going to need to show is the thing americans want to see more than anything of a politician. and it's not just a thing as what you do after the thing it's
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when you make a mistake you are judged for it you just try to do better next time and you see with the constant churning of identity politics it's incapable of change because the ideology matters more. what was with the weird dance sometimes you have to do that. he was standing up. now i thank you have hemorrhoids. thank you and sometimes are not even trying. they're going back to reporter and answer questions and not answering what they are implying with that is a better not say something wrong and if the people watching that either their houses burned down a reasonably afraid their house is going to burn down in the near
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future and the main concern is still themselves and the only way they can get things work for you and it's the least we can do and their interrelationship. you try not to say anything because vise anything i'm screwed. >> it's the dude where can you not like other girls bikini pictures he's like i guess i'll just delete the application then. and if you want me to delete the app i will but talking not even about the thing anymore. you own me that. >> before you go after pushback i'm blaming it on dudes because if the spot is bad we leave.
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she's not leaving as a woman. don't put it on us because at the airport when they surround me it's tyrus what he have to say or is that flight going to oklahoma i would've left. we saw exactly who she was when there was nobody there to prep her and tell her what to say and at the airport the incompetence and ignorance which is exactly why they were and position in the first place. people that funded her and paid for the campaign they need to sign and put speeches on their agenda. the have a first respond of doing it because they're a woman. and here doing this because in part of the rainbow. and all those contingency plans and unfortunately black and rainbow in women has nothing to do with you partying up by a city sworn to protect what is
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burning to the ground so she had no answers with too many white men in politics. and when you look at the california set up is it a little bit peculiar that it's all the same thing and with gavin newsom a smart letting it go for another week and this dances doing the interview realized i'm going to blame this. [ bleeps ] on the mayor. and it's a celebration like i got it, the mayor did it. and i think you're getting to something important for use of personality. one of the things that does happen in that situation is do they have a certain amount of strength.
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and ceo of a large company and you are one of the biggest polluters in the country know we are one of the biggest polluters in the world and i will tell you what we are trying to do about it. it was so disarming and one of the things whether you like about people are not admired about trump is his capacity to be forceful. one of the things people admired about bill clinton was his capacity to endure. so when you have a personality like bass with people running in their defense it doesn't help to go to ghana and had eei background with one magic trick and we'll have to disappear for a moment to approve pro in the tv world. obama has plans that don't involve shaking trumps an
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make predictions and most of them have been true i'm not a straight honest i know a few things. one of the leading things that led to trump giving up his life of a billionaire and running for president was barack obama roasting him at that party. 's everybody wants to make jokes about obama being a manner looking at this way or that way. how long will that go on before you inspire her to say i will run for president now. so she's not going to go to these events because when she runs she can say i was never a part of it but here is the thing. she's not going to run against donald trump in four years and well trump is and he will flick fix inflation in the economy and we will be happy and the world will be great and we won't have some but he liked trump who can talk to democrats and independents and women across the aisle we are outnumbered's you keep doing this dumb. [ bleeps ] how is j.d. vance and others run
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against obama and oprah or whoever she doesn't have the problem that biden and harris avenue where they can't talk. she talks just fine and quite well so keep this dish keep this dump lately pup and i will cross my arms and say i told you. leave that woman alone let her go off into space but anytime you talk about women's looks it's always a bad thing and i am the leading expert on this i've had babies with every shade of woman. i have. i've got a black one hispanic won an asian one i have a white one. i am a master in this genre don't make fun of michelle obama anymore. the village people have been branded traders reforming for drum. is that fair to the most
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heterosexual music group in the history of popular culture and it's the guy you came out with a statement that trump first could use his song do you read that long facebook post where he was saying it's not a song nothing that's wrong with that. i think it's taken such a turn. i wonder how much money they've made since trumps decided it was his favorite song because there were like we wanted harris to win but it's time to come together. it's really admirable. and we also want to know how much money it is we didn't see this for a while and i hear every day. could've picked an already popular song by somebody contemporary in making the guys rich. >> you need used to need to go to a wedding to hear the song now every day is somebody's
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wedding. >> he trolled the left by taking their song you think this makes michele look petty by her not showing up what you think she's dissing herself for the future? >> all that comes down and will file on partisan lines are democratic friends fuhr furiously written about ties to the mafia republican friends who were furious work in reagan's white house away you talked about reagan administration ties to the mafia it falls down to what ideology you enter with and what you want to believe. >> did reagan have ties? >> 's career mentor build mca on the back of the mafia. and a lot of what he did he didn't do it personally but the way he was able to ensure labor
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peace was have a friend who was the mob lawyer for the chicago outfit and it wasn't that it forced him to do this it was because he was a vendor when he wanted labor pc did that so when he later saved reagan's career by taking him from a failing movie star put them in american tv rooms that introduced him to the public is there proof that reagan person the lease sat down with gangsters that's not how it works. as president he has heavily prosecuted the east coast mob but left his friends on the west coast alone. >> a bet you don't of any information like that you homeless freak. >> i had no idea that porsche by welcome back connor was in the
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mafia like mr. carter they are going to kill me. >> it was his dad you taking a boxcar to d.c. for the inauguration? >> no i lost my seed behind the circle k. i will be dancing to the ymca village people song this is the thing that went out of control and here's what i think happened once upon a time trump is doing a rally in the same guys like i will play music to get people moving but turn it off before you get out there and it was like the ymca song trump is like no leave it going i'm going to dance to that and they were like he loves that song it's his favorite song and they got this whole thing they would get the original village people back together i think the cops are still alive and he needs to pretend to be impressed by it
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>> ♪ ♪ democrat tour rush to protect perps. against a bill that would ban biological men from case and 12 women's sports havoc head scratching reason to be against it according to the left such a bill would just create more predators roll it. >> out the federal government way and aggressively and sanctioned this type invasive
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inspections would create a situation where childhood predators would be unleashed on the children of this country. >> bands like this one harm a girls in our invasive and impossible to implement. >> republicans who voted against consistently of the violence against women act now want to pretend today that they care about women and why to open up gender examinations into little girls in the country. >> so that's their talking point. they love the word invasive and leaves it to describe everything except when it comes to dudes invading women safe spaces. their reasoning is they would somehow be inspecting the minor's to confirm they are biologically female if you're worried about that what does it say about your faith in the
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system you are defending. nowhere in the bill does it state girls or women would be subjected to these exams. you are kind of disgusting. you don't need to be a daughter to guess what leah thomas is but feel free to ask her make a quick that thing could put your eye out. so how crazy is this rationale that more predators would be created by a bill to protect the girls from dudes and locker rooms. >> the way she talks i watched the clip several times and i kept rewinding there's a way if you disagree with it or don't think the government should be involved but she says the reason the g.o.p. wants this is because of examinations that's what she said they thought there is no way she said that but she did. i think that is one accusation
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to make there's no way you would potentially have a reason for wanting sports to be limited to biological stuff are for any scientific reason the reason you want to look at kids to me that's unhinged and she said it was predatory and these kind of things she could just have conversations with each other or like to know dishy it or not. >> you think she believed because the way she was saying the foot but it just makes no sense to me michael you often impersonate a doctor to examine your fellow hobos it's a side hustle you know. open up canopy and so make sure the okay do you believe they believe that resist just one of
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the most insane? >> the huge thing is a shakespearean reenactment of abbott and costello routine keeping guys at a women's locker rooms and guys are the slackers that's what we want who's going to look at the generals who will who's the they and so far in the water and that's what i'm trying to find out nicely done. what troubles me with this is growing up i'm 62 when i did the words we heard was tolerance right now what's happening in the culture is the failure to endorse is called being a hater i have a friend who has a child facing a transgender competitor swimmer and he was called a hater the question we discussed is. is the fact that he is raising this question does that mean he's a hater or is he simply failing to endorse something
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because he has questions about it that's the cultural change. >> greg: a compulsory belief that if you don't agree with it it's a problem but what if i don't want to use your pronouns. >> also concerned about his little girls a viability to compete and to that isn't him saying i hate these people in want them harmed which most of us would agree is terrible but i think when you go in the period of a few decades from tolerance to a desire for endorsement that's where what you're talking about happens where the conversation can't be had you can't say i disagree that i don't want to. tyrus you have kids playing sports what you make of the justification. >> first of all they said they would release the predators on the kids will you're ready did that when you gave men the
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ability to claim to be a woman to go into a bathroom security did that. it's a disgrace to the trans community and what she was doing was making sure she gets her check from the people of endorser because that's what it's about. jeffries couldn't even spit it out how laughable it is you complain boy sports rate we saw what happened with the swimmer he was like 72nd lo and behold he decides to transition and he wins. not because he was inside fighting to be a girl he had the same problem men have he had a ego problem found a loophole we don't care who comes in her bathroom we don't care who comes in our locker room we don't it's true we are there to get in and out there's no conversation no one says a great your hair looks great unless the conversation is going somewhere else.
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>> our view on do you. >> underwood gets hate from a shrew overweight. she went at or even questioning her love the country she says i love our country howdy however country and support and normalize somebody who's a convicted felon he wants to destroy the country in my opinion i don't understand how you say you love your country at the same time of normalizing a convicted felon at that to the list of things to view doesn't understand as well as basic grooming and portion control.
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and is one of those things where you shouldn't go to an inauguration half of the audience will hate you if you go as a democrat or hate will go if you're a republican. >> when it comes to the view everything is built into the stock price we know who they are same is true about trump's reason is hard to hate trump because we are ready no, we know what she will say about carrie underwood it doesn't matter it's easy to make fun of them though. >> that's why it's so much fun and she just wants to unify the country by showing up at the inauguration is she jealous she is incredibly jos tens of millions will be filled carrie underwood did she was some great and it will be a great show glad she is playing at inauguration in making people happy i wish more people would stand up for
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what they believe and then it would be a nonissue. >> nobody gives a. [ bleeps ] what broke been middle or has to say is it me or is everyone just done with the view. >> it's the same take since 2015 except things have changed were most people now they know one person is a trump supporter know that person doesn't hate the country so she needs to meet one people are exhausted this is why trump one. >> greg: i just don't how she sleeps at night. >> in the batcave i was gonna say upside down in an attic up next protect your face if you mess with nancy mace
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video of the day. insulting nancy mace could get you punched in the face. jasmine crockett in nancy mace almost went full foxy boxing during the house oversight committee meeting on trans rights. watch. >> somebody's can pay coffers are struggling right now so she's going to keep saying the word trans so that people will feel threatened and listen i want you all... >> do not call me a child don't even start i'm a groan woman. >> order, please. order they want to take it outside we can do that. >> the committee is not in order and other members could be heard yelling order, order prompting jerry nadler to show i will have big macs and large fries and
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tyrus why do i thank you are the expert on this taking orders for jerry nadler. >> for women yelling at each other you been in situations as a bouncer. >> in the first signal and i told you that i leave but when women want to fight you stay out of it they don't fight fare they don't respect the fighting rules if two men are going to fight if one knows karate he will declare it so he knows that when women fight it could be a heel or wineglass or whatever's there they pull hair when it's supposed to be a boxing match. if you are dumb enough to get in the middle you will lose and i it's the most terrific thing of the world went to women fight i felt bad for the guy who is trying to maintain order where them and going like lady is enough sit chill out or you know what let's go let's take it outside all right form a circle let's get it worked out. bill passes for the winner.
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>> greg: she reminded me of the girl who got famous for saying cash me outside. >> oh, god. >> greg: those were the days. >> greg: do you think she overreacted to being called child. >> i think it was being used colloquially i think it was similar to getting someone offender who said, hey, guys do a group that has women in it also nancy mace is obsessed with the bathroom thing i had to unfollow her somebody calculated she posted more than 300 times about bathrooms and it started because of the trans lawmaker elected after surety said i'm not going to use the communal women's bathroom she would keep tweeting about it even after some of it was so weird she would treat stuff like look at me with this pink taco there you fitting for my brand like what it's not even a parody account okay i get it you have of the giant.
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if you're tweeting 200 times and anything maybe spend more time on the bathroom than any other person but i think it's an obsession. >> greg: michael as the only here would win a fight mace or crockett? >> depends which one of jasmine crockett's personality show up you've got that i went to college jasmine crockett then you have the street one so it's a coin flip really. through jasmine she is like a median stripper at the club where you are like no i don't want a lap dance and then she sees you later with jezebel grinding on you. you're worried about hurting the feelings of a stripper it's not you it's me. >> i summarized this a blunt way i think trump is established a notion that you can be
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outrageous in your brand they think other people are trying to do and it doesn't work for them. trump can get on letterman and talk about having mafia ties in the country goes cool other people do something like that and it doesn't work we saw that in the debates where they were traded copy him with jokes and it wouldn't work. christie tried and it didn't work. you need to have the talent don't go away we'll be right ♪today my friend you did it, you did it♪ pursue a better you with centrum. ♪ it's a small win toward taking charge of your health. ♪ so, this year, you can say... ♪you did it!♪ jen loved her gain hibiscus hula flings. until brad moved in and brought along a few new exciting additions. and they discovered that when they mixed their scents. ♪ they were more than just soulmates.
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[cheering and applause] >> greg: michael loftus, eric dezenhall, kat timpf, tyrus, studio audience, "fox news at night" is next. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america. there you go. [cheering and applause ♪ >> laura: good evening, everyone. i'm laur ♪ ♪ >> laura: good evening,to everyone, i am laura ingraham, and this is "t
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