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>> hello everybody i'm judge jeanine pirro with harold ford junior, jesse watters, katie and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 init new york city and this is the five. >> ♪ ♪ the biden travesty is almose over and the big guy is getting last rambling word on his failed presidency. joe biden conducting his final exit as he was with lawrence o'donnell and sounded as bitter as it.r for example joe might regretis slapping his name on stimulus checks like trumped. >> ironically spent much time little time on. being joe biden is so-and-so and

so-and-so built by thebill democratic party. and a fragile democracy is. i really am concerned. seen a hundred thousand homes. then he particularly leader things changed drastically. >> reporter: and the outgoing president best remembered for sky-high inflation and a weak economy is now trying to pass the blame for his economic goals on the red states. >>. president joe biden: i got i criticism understandably g. investing more in red states than blue state. that's in his report. >> president joe biden: for two reasons. first they>> screwed up in termy of the ways they handle their economy and factoring and ac

access. >> reporter: and earlier joe biden spoke for ths.e fina l time in public as president delivering marks this remarks is the conference of mayors and as usual he was a wordsmith. >> we announced the next phase 15 drug subject to negotiation. drugs that treat cancer heart disease and diabetes among others. hard to say but it really is an incredible drop. the first question is an incredible drug? >> i don't know what troicki is on taking its not funny anymore. it's just bizarre. i watched biden and o'donnellik myth like watching two punch-drunk provosts playing go fish. the only two people on our view can actually understand eachn

other saying you really get me will everybody else watching says i don't think the two old guys from them up it shouldba still beck together. with money watching msnbc giveiden joe biden's exit interview likee the titanirvc interviewing the i iceberg they both went hand-in-hand it down the drain. people will say they need to have a conversation and apparently that's their version of the conversation. if we are going to happen has to be somebody as dumb as you say we need to have a conversation. there's no point in all ing ov arguing over biden's idea of what he did or said it's like arguing with the child whilee tr trying to recite a dream they had the night before like i waso trying dragon ann.d uncle bob wh their giants for eating snowsit cones. you don't goth sayinerg i'm not. joe biden when he talks is like a kid in a dream den is like a kd describing a dream. his asked 4-5 years were nothing

but an acid trip. no you got "the new york times" saying top democrats were trying to get joe out, chuck schumer and everybody. this underlines the severity of the cover-up. the only reason they freaked out isn't because joe was a feeble mess: it's because america saw the feebleness. the debate. the cover-up was blown. we have to pursue that. >> jesse, the whole speech was not a vision of america and for america. the analogy, the city on the hill. it was dark. it was full of grievance. it was negative. really concerned about this inflection point in history, and the fragility of democracy. >> we went on the shore and all played very hungry hippos. >> i won. >> he wants all the credit. he's gobbling up as much credit as possible. he was compared to fdr. if fdr had the opportunity to do an exit interview --

unfortunately he didn't, he died in office -- but if he did what he say "i should have named more bridges and put my name on more checks?" no. that's not what great presidents do. that's not what well-adjusted human beings do. he is saying, a lifelong politician, that he wasn't political enough. like we were supposed to think that joe biden -- spent all day with engineers inside the roosevelt room crafting brilliant public policy. no he didn't. he just spent a lot of money on windmills, and it blew up the economy. and now, he's blaming red states? the red states were the only ones doing business when he was sending money out the door, because the blue states closed down because of covid. he wants people to feel sorry for him. the guys got his own chef, his own jet. no one feels sorry for him. this schumer article is incredible. they say the debate which he bombed was a gift, because they wanted this to happen because it put this coup in motion.

he went over to joe's place. the first thing that happened, joe is on the phone with all the democrats shouting at them "i'm not going anywhere." so schumer hands him pulling that shows he has a 5% chance of winning. biden goes "i've never seen this before." no one even showed it to him. >> joe biden came in promising unity, and he created hatred and division in america by degrading us and calling people who supported donald trump extremists. he leaves office blaming republicans. isn't he leaving the same way he came in? >> no. i think he came in and i think a lot of people thought he might have been able to bring the country together. i think about four years ago, january 20th -- i will never forget where i was sitting. my family was renting a place in florida, had not been vaccinated yet. i remember listening to president biden commenting -- i think brett was hosting the

show. i felt so good about the country being able to come together. four years later, i think he failed in that regard in a lot of ways. i heard him trying to say -- and greg, i don't disagree with you: i'm ready for him to move on. this is not a slight at him, but i'm ready for the next game and the next phase in american political history and our own history. i listen to him and i thought maybe he was trying to say that his personal politics over the many years he was in the senate and vice president was always about trying to reconcile and bring people together. i think one of the people's wil- things people will look back on and on the presidency as there were times we were not together even within his own party. people will point to where you pointed to in the article, jesse, about how schumer went there, there were democrats wanting him to step down and it is time to usher in a new era. he presented himself as a transitional figure -- but he

was not that. i am ready to stop talking about it. we will stop talking about it -- in the next 72 hours. the next president has a great opportunity, a great set of challenges. we know a lot about them, from tiktok to taxes to tariffs to ukraine, and i'm rooting for him, but the stuff on biden -- i didn't fully understand what he was saying last night on the show. he's entitled to his due, his assessment of his presidency, but again, i speak for a lot of democrats and probably a lot more republicans: it's time to move on. >> thank you, harold. that was a very recent, logical discussion. >> -- listens to that. >> kt, the more he speaks, the more he proves that he is cognitively declined. he said that kamala could have beat donald trump. what will he be remembered for? >> lots of complaining based on this last interview and the last couple of days that he has been

in front of a camera. he says he spends too much time on the policy, not enough time on the politics. that's just not true. he's basically trying to say they didn't spend enough time on p.r., that the white house press office didn't spend enough time promoting what they were trying to sell. what they did do is tell americans things they were experiencing, like inflation and crime at the border, weren't happening. he basically said he wanted them to do more of that, delusional thinking that's going to work. in terms of his farewell message to the contrary, he didn't do this end-of-the-year press conference with multiple reporters. he ran to the safe space of msnbc to go and wine, rather than address the american people through these reporters, and answer questions about what his legacy -- what he sees for the future. instead, he's going overall territory he lost on. he talks about democracy being fragile.

he's right, it is fragile, which is why it is so dangerous what the democrats did to donald trump over the past eight years, what they did with all the law fair, what joe biden did with the department of justice, trying to put his top political opponent in jail, so when to keep trump off the ballot, suing to keep rfk jr. off the ballot. that's not democratic. they are still thinking they are the ones who have the moral high ground on that issue come when americans showed in poland before and after the election -- americans showed in polling that americans trusted trump, because he was open to a primary, a debate, other people being in the mix and having conversations about different kinds of ideas and putting them into policy. i don't know what his legacy is going to be. the country has 60%-plus have nothing good to say about his approval rating. he did a lot of damage, in terms of people's economic situations. that's going to have to be unraveled by the trump administration, but based on

what he has been saying the last couple of days, i think -- in the short term for sure as just whining out the door. >> yes. coming up, border accountability is coming in three days. trumps dhs nominee -- torching democrats for letting criminal migrants run wild in america.

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♪ ♪ >> trumps new border team is coming together to fix -- joe biden's negligence. noem is set to replace the

disaster, trumps picked to lead the department of security. today, she laid out in her confirmation hearing how she hopes to restore borde order toe border. >> the number one threat to our homeland security is the southern border. the question i get asked the most is why would you want to head up such a dysfunctional department? and i would say because the mission of the department is to secure the homeland and our people. it's our biggest vulnerability right now. >> is the southern border secure as we find it today? >> senator, no. the southern border is not secure today, but we will have a new president, donald j. trump, and he will secure the border. >> noem caps off a confirmation-palouse which has seen bizarre antics by democrats. she has been making and asking trump cabinet nominees all week this question.

>> since he became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors, or committed verbal or physical harassment of this nature? >> no. >> have you ever made unwanted requests for favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature? >> no, senator. >> have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature? >> no senator, i have not. >> great, as a person who is a legal adult, do you want to answer that question? >> i think she's doing research. that's what i think. unwanted requests for sexual favors. that's like guys on a first date or a second date. it's not about assault. it's trying to get to first base.

she's doing research because she's never experienced an unwanted request for favor in her life. you are going from a garden home to kristi noem. she is so hot that shooting a dog isn't a deal breaker. when you look at this crop of nominees and the party, there is something there, man. they are all in great shape. you've got to look at people who preserve and maintain what's important in their lives. they are going to do that with their physical self. they are going to do that in other areas. this is why a lot of liberals are bad come out of shape losers: because they don't believe in structure, discipline -- no offense, harold jr., you look great. [laughter] noem is lucky to succeed someone as utterly incompetent as them. all she has to do was not take a leak on the desk and she wins. they are the epitome of the nonconscious thinking -- robotic humanity like meter maids and

tsa workers and cashiers. there is no way to reach them. you cannot find a humanity in they are, or somebody to understand your needs or problems. when you say to him "you falsely blamed a border agent." it's a soulless bureaucrat. he is just a member of the elite managerial class. is only looking out for his own survival. he doesn't give a f. >> kristi noem has been involved in the border crisis. national guard sent down to texas multiple times to stem the flow of th -- -- while the biden administration is suing texas. cut all my concerns as well of national security, illegal immigration. is there room for them to work with noem on some of these? >> sure there will be. >> think some of the questioning by some of my democratic friends has not been the most probing or informing. i would have asked -- i think we

are looking backwards as opposed to forward. i would've asked governor noem about her thoughts on silent reform, how much she believed it might cost to put the fences up around, along our southern border. i would've asked her about deportation. one of the questions i thought was interesting was what is her responsibility -- this is not directed at her, but the way president trump has done. he has this in the white house, the dhs secretary. i watched a little bit of it. i didn't hear questions about the secret service. after what we experienced over the last year -- the president being shot animals killed -- actually shot him almost shot again on his own golf course -- i would have been killed -- did you think you needed it a command structure? still litigating what happened back in november, that we don't realize we have a whole country to govern and policies that need to be set. hopefully, they will work

together and get things done on behalf of the country. >> homeland security is a massive government agency. a lot of different departments fall under her. a border is a number one priority for the president. today during the hearing, democrats tried to make it seem like all of the proposals trump is going to implement -- >> this is all theater. sometimes, i wish these hearings would not be on television, because maybe if they weren't televised, the senators would focus on the issues that really matter. you've got them saying -- crazy maisie, since you became a legal adult, have you ever made an unwanted request for sexual favors? first or, how do you know if it's unwanted if you don't ask for it? aside from that, it's like pam bondi said. it's found a,'s --

"it's funny, senator. i wanted to meet with you and you said no. we could've saved all this time it addressed the issues." but look, this is what's going on. the american people voted overwhelmingly for donald trump. we have put our faith in the president to secure the border. the president knows what the border secured. the president is putting in people that he believes will roll out the america agenda. these people will do so. just confirm them and let them get started. the longer we wait, the heart it's going to be for them to start and succeed. >> jesse, my question for you as did she pass the test of when these deportation start happening at democrats they were shepherding children from their families? does she pass the test of having a spine and pushing back on all that in the media, who's going to highlight what they did on the first trump administration to derail his agenda? >> i refused to answer that question. [laughter] i have grievances, and i'm very

upset about a few things that have been set on this shall. their two tears of justice on this show. tv justice. for years, i've made comments about people's personal appearances. every time i do it, i get smacked, warned. i sometimes get warned by very important people. [laughter] liberals in the most base and disparaging way. everybody laughs. a bit more articulate or funnier about it. >> might be context problem. >> how t -- do you know something's? do women want you to ask? >> don't go there. this is again the context. >> not to say that? >> he is on something.

>> what did the feminists and radicals want? consent. "do you mind if i kissed you, touch your --" and now she is saying have you ever asked for this? it's. >> i'm glad we covered that. >> i'm glad we had this moment. >> well let's just admire each other. >> the women sometimes don't want to be asked. is that we just concluded? >> i think we're going to go now. >> we need dana. >> kt. don't touch me but -- >> but she didn't ask me if i was okay. >> i want to tell mike -- >> and next is -- if you take or have taken humira for moderate to severe crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis and still have symptoms...

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♪ ♪ >> anticipation is growing for terms and ike irish in just three days from. it will look different. dangerously cold temperatures will force the firm operation in the side of the capitol rotunda for the first time in 40 years. the president-elect explaining on truth "i don't want to see people hurt or injured. its dangerous conditions for the tens of thousands of law enforcement and first responders, police canines, and even horses." the left is freaking out. americas tech joins flock to the inauguration. you have zuck, tim cook, even the tiktok ceo will be there. joi reid is jealous. >> they increasingly help decide what news you get, what you know about the world, and even what people think and believe, and the policies that these billionaires impose on their tech platforms have real-life consequences. that's what an oligarchy looks like. the world's richest tech br os

and a few tech celebrities rubbing elbows at mar-a-lago only concerned with how to make more money and how to appease donald trump. >> they say, katie, it's going to be 22 degrees, but with the windchill factor -- you always have to for windchill in -- it could go into the single digits. is it week to go inside? >> according to fox weather, it will be in the single digits. i don't think it is, because obama is trying to take a victory lap. david axelrod is like "he doesn't want to have it outside because he is worried about crowd size." during the obama inauguration, a number of people got very sick, ill, almost hypothermic. some people got hypothermia and had to be treated in medical tent because it was held outside. for the safety of everybody, it's probably good idea. i feel sorry for a lot of people who have flown and who were excited to be there, to see this historic moment come of this amazing american comeback in person. i wish they could have it

outside, but it's going to be very cold, and because of the crowds, it would take a lot -- to the text ceo issue, i think they want to work with trump. they are interested in having conversations, as liberals often do. i am skeptical about the reasons they are changing their perspective. zuckerberg especially. they are getting rid of dei, fact-checkers, and a saying it's a new age. it is, but you also have a department of justice coming in. you have these people who are going to look at these companies and sue the pants off of them for discrimination and violating the constitutional rights of americans through certain kinds of censorship, working with the government. it's not just all about playing nice: it's about them making sure they are not getting sued. >> leo 2.0 terrell. they had better watch out. judge jeanine, i wouldn't say it takes away from pomp and circumstance, but it's going to be different.

how do you feel about going inside? >> thrilled. [laughter] i can't wear enough layers under the codes that i have. i'm sure it's a disappointment. it's a disappointment for a lot of people. i'm sure it's a disappointment for the president. people's health and safety matters. at least he cares about that. there is no other reason to go inside. i really want to talk about these tech ceos. we just heard joy reid complaining about the fact that these tech ceos are bad, only concerned about making money, that they are going to be controlling the news that we hear. you didn't care about that when they were suppressing the first amendment. you didn't care about that when they decided to do platform us or do platform a president. that didn't matter to you, but now that they're going to donald trump, it's offensive to her, and i'm sure it's racist somewhere in there. i just wasn't listening at some

point. they could make money with the biden administration, siding with biden just like they could make money -- it's in their business interest. i'm not saying they are going to get money from the government, but it's in the business interest. what makes more sense for tech ceos to get involved with donald trump? the future is brighter with donald trump. the economy will be better with donald trump purely animal spirits are going to be higher with donald trump. don't tell me they are just doing it to kiss his ring. certainly, they are doing it for business motivation as well as the fact that they see a benefit to. social media is leaning right now. it seems that the companies are flipping their algorithms to lead and write, and the longer they keep people on social media, obviously, the more advertising they are able

to get in and the more revenue they make. the liberal agenda hasn't done so well for them. i think the next four years are going to be great. the president is not fooled by these tech ceos. the president understands transactional. >> greg, the tech ceos, are they afraid of getting frostbitten? >> i don't know and i don't care. i was thinking about what you said earlier about how i often make comments on people's appearance. i'm not going to do that right now about joy reid, although everything she says is a bald-faced lie. she has complained about the list celebrities? what is she, and a list celebrity? a for ass -- i don't care if temperatures are in the single digits. on that day, we are giving a single digit to the democrats and idiots like joy reid. although even though the

inauguration is inside, the vibes are going to be outside. have been talking to producers about this, pointing out that william henry harrison, a president, died from pneumonia after his inauguration. i want to ask our producers why are you trying to kill us? what do you stand to gain from trying to have us murdered by the weather? >> good thing i can make a fire. >> here we go. >> no one believes i can make a fire? i can if i am given the right things to make it with. >> like in batch, paper, some kindling. [laughter] >> these things -- with the fi fire. >> everybody should take the one here. it is a tradition. business people and politicians. the most important investors in innovation and growth are these tech and innovation leaders.

we talked about this stuff yesterday. 2017 when president trump was inaugurated, the number one person forms -- $89 billion. elon musk. $234 billion. in 2017, gates has aided in billing dollars -- it would've ranked him 20th on the list, right around where bloomberg is today. the average household -- president trump won. he upended the model. he ate into the minority vote with democrats. if he is to succeed, he has to represent about $80,000 a year household is much as the $234 billion household, elon musk. >> he will. >> i am saying that -- >> a lot of numbers, harold.

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>> the near governor is getting mobbed like crazy online, after after -- a dance before she spoke.

watch this. ♪ ♪ ["suit and tie" by justin timberlake playing] >> these are not state governments, but they are members of -- the time was torches. i am not seeing this kind of act on your show, greg, before you come out. is this something you ever do before your monologue? >> all the time. we paid for that, though. if you are a new yorker, all of your taxes don't go to protecting on the subway: it goes to that. new york is a state, not a children's birthday party. it's not talent night at crestview high. people pay taxes for you to be effective and boring, not incompetent and artsy. by the way, timeless torches, a woman was set on fire in a subway, you. think about that. >> katie, you have strong feelings about this dancer. [laughter] >> they should stick to tiktok. oh wait, they can't do that

anymore as of sunday. not a fan of taxpayer funds going to things like this, but i appreciate the group and think groups like this are fun to hire for private parties. >> what is that mean, katie? what party? >> can mean a lot of things, greg. they can mean whatever you want. it would shock harold -- >> your honor? >> it's their version of ymca. she is trying to come up with something original. look: first of all, why are they sold. i'm sorry. i'm older too, but i don't want to see myself dancing. to me, before i looked into this, i thought maybe they were the survivors of the nursing home covid scandal. still out there. this moment -- -- >> you have to love the dance when president trump did his thing. >> responsible for people dying on the subway. she is. >> touche. >> you have a thought on this? >> it's an artificial one, but i

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♪ ♪ >> "fan mail friday." a great question. "what do you use that's old school? example, checkbook registers." i don't know what that means. do you know what he is talking about? >> a dear friend of mine. we were going to be on the trip a couple of weeks ago. i got a boombox. it was going to be a joke thing we were going to do on the trip. i got the boombox out. i now put cassette tapes -- >> where did you get the cassette tapes? >> it was in a box of mine in my apartment. it sounds great.

>> you know it's amazing, judge? there was one time -- i was asleep. i heard one of my favorite songs. i think it is a phil collins song. i looked out the window. there is harold holding his boombox. [laughter] above his head. it was right against the moonlight. it was incredible. >> harold comes to my house and does the same thing. >> do you have anything old-school? >> my producer just reminded me -- it's my handheld thesaur thesaurus. >> like the encyclopaedia britannica. katie? >> a paper calendar. >> that's fun. write stuff and like "take ointment." [laughter] >> yes. >> that is with the calendar is for. take your appointments. >> all the appointments. >> jesse? >> i've just started having my staff print all the articles in

the morning to a computer. so i don't have to look at a computer or phone screen. >> in your home that? >> this woman. [laughter] >> shut up, jesse. [laughter] >> remote printing. i just found out about it. >> they don't do that for you? >> while they are now. [laughter] >> in the forest. >> you know what i do that's old school? i engage in the oral legend. rather than read anything, i just have someone tell me the story. rather than have somebody read it, i tell them the story. that's the way you learn. >> it's telephone. >> exactly. also, one of my cars hasn't rolled up windows. isn't that amazing? i don't know if i like doing this with my hand. >> one more. >> what do you like less as you get older? jesse, since you were last. >> they need to make print larger.

[laughter] it just happens to me. now, i can't look at things like this. goes blurry. can you increase the font size, people? >> you can do that today, jesse! >> can? >> yes. >> it means -- >> you are old. -- >> i am old. >> at a restaurant and you have to turn this on to read the menu. >> and you get more agoraphobic. >> like in the morning, no sounds. >> exactly. how about you, judge? >> i don't know. working out as i get older. it is harder, but what i like. there isn't anything i like. i like candy more. i like cotton candy more. i like jewelry more. there isn't much i like less. >> that's a good way to look at things. harold? just say white people. [laughter] i know what you are thinking. >> my god. [laughter] >> have you seen harold's friends? >> i don't like being cold. i used to be able to -- but i

can't anymore. >> too called on inauguration day. >> i wonder if anybody feels this way. i hate putting on my shoes. >> what? >> you know when you've got to go to work -- you get your stuff on. >> i shoehorn is this big. i don't have to bend over. it's this big. >> what do you hate about it? to have to type? >> i wear a lot of slip bonds. >> type hammy's. also stretching -- >> excellent. last time i did that, i woke up and i didn't know where i was. [laughter] put the underwear back on the right way. "one more thing" is up next. i was stuck. unresolved depression symptoms were in my way. i needed more from my antidepressant. vraylar helped give it a lift. adding vraylar to an antidepressant is clinically proven to help relieve overall depression symptoms

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♪ ♪ >> harold: it's time now.

>> judge jeanine: it's time now for "one more thing." greg. >> greg: ha ha ha. >> judge jeanine: greg, go. [laughter] >> greg: tonight we got a great show kat timpf, andrew gruel. did great charity work. tom shillue. johnny joey jones. i never go glum omt dollars but david lynch passed away. is he my favorite film director of all time. my first real job was in san francisco for advertising company. i was doing p.r. for this movie called blue velvet. i had to populate these little film rooms with film critics and there was nothing like that movie when it came out and the feel that went and saw the movie were so shocked they were not ready. i think i have seen blue velvet maybe 25 times. just an amazing person. one of the most -- probably one of the most original americans in recent history who died. >> judge jeanine: jesse? >> jesse: that was a really nice

tribute. >> greg: thank you. >> jesse: i hope you give me something that nice. >> greg: don't count on it. >> jesse: like we know each other. [laughter] >> jesse: we're going on the road. the whole fox crew going on the road. we're going to be live from d.c. sunday at 5:00 and then monday we have special coverage of the inauguration. we have bret and martha, obviously. live episodes then of "the five." "jesse watters primetime" and gutfeld exclamation point it's a whole lineup. >> greg: don't forget to they will them all the football games got canceled on sunday. >> jesse: all the games were canceled at five. program your remotes. "jesse watters primetime" tonight. tips for liberals to survive the dictatorship. >> judge jeanine: i got watch that okay, it's time for ♪ all right. check out this genius who failed to rob an 84-year-old man at a laundromat of all places. the victim was able to fend off the perpetrator using nothing but a pair of jeans.

what do you think the perp said this is a stickup, give me your coins. oh. i probably would have let him go. okay. harold? celebrate her 100th birthday by raising money for a food pantry that she and her husband helped start. she raised the first 30,000 and matched the next 30,000. 2k3w08 raise $100,000 to buy better things for that community. god bless her and hope have you 101st, 103rd also. deign. >> katie: wonderful work. wonderful things on the airplane. flight from qatar to morocco when people saw this falcon boarding the plane with eyes and ears so they slept really well. that's a falcon. >> jesse: i will never have a great weekend tonight. >> donald trump is a trophy