meters that come back. >> sean: a major programming announcement i will interview trump in the oval office tomorrow 9:00 p.m. eastern first interview since is come back and inauguration godspeed we need you thank you. that's our time tonight greg is up next to put a smile on your face. >> ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> greg: es here we are. yes. [ cheers ] i know. you asked greg, eus a greg! good evening from washington everybody. settled down kids whether in d.c. is crazy with snow, sleep and 100% chance of liberal tears. so called outside the washington monument shrank to 100 feet. what an event, the left losing their minds.

rashida to leave so upset she shaved her mustache. liz cheney so despondent she begged her dad to shoot her in the face. he's had practice. trump attended a luncheon that had an entree and dessert in an odd twist jerry nadler don't jumped into the cake. on his first day trump cracked down on the border. reinstating remain in mexico, but he is also reinstating remain in canada but just for a landis morrissette. there was a repeat of the women's march but branded the people's march more balls in the

march then after nyt. biden apparently even used teleprompters when visiting donors in private homes hope they were able to give him a kidney. 19 former fox news hosts, commentators and contributors will have a role in the next -- in this administration. cabinet meetings rule regularly break for a word from balance of nature. >> pretty good. >> greg: house speaker mike johnson said his first meeting with biden was scary when asking about natural gas joe asked him to pull his finger

and it came off. bioscience started up is closer to bringing the wooly mammoth back to life, i thought they did that years ago. it is amazing watching trump go to work. he's charging out of the gate like hunter biden fleeing a child support hearing. 200 orders in one day more work than we got out of biden in four years and unlike biden he didn't sign them with crayons. no matter who you voted for. what's clear now is not that we have a new president but that we actually have a president. and not a potted plant wallowing in his own fertilizer.

see it wasn't all exaggeration. you weren't paranoid. joe biden hasn't been running the country someone else as. joe just a figurehead with as much control over the government as he did his own with similar results as it stung course every single day so you have to congratulate yourselves as you did this ridding the country of a faceless cabal of lying thieves if joe wasn't running things did you actually think's gritty, will face was going to. so you heard from house speaker mike johnson over how the president had no idea what he was actually signing. >> mr. president can ask you a question why did you pause liquid natural gas exports to europe that's in great demand by your allies why would you do that and he looks at me stunned and says i didn't do that and

they said mr. president you did as an executive order three weeks ago he genuinely did not know what he signed and i walked out of that meeting with fear and loathing as we were in serious trouble who is running the country. >> greg: holy. [ bleeps ] perhaps the most powerful office in human history and the guy didn't know what he signed two weeks ago which begs the question what else did he sign pardons commutations did he sell alaska back to russia but biden in front of the treasury so he would never run out of dollar bills at strip clubs this was our president at the nuclear button like a was a remote control for his adjustable bed and noticed the posse around joe how many times do they talk to men at 4:00 p.m. and think maybe we should put that my pillow

over his face they were all in on it his staff and family and democrats media lackeys but they conspired against more than trump but against all of. trump is right they weren't after him it was us he was just in the way and now airwaves have tearful like jimmy kimmel and rachel maddow and they can had to make sure it didn't take over. the election killed a coup and that needs to be told it's the biggest story ever the people did it because the media didn't and wouldn't know they covered their own bots over the greatest presidential scandal in american history making november fifth the most important political wind in our light times could you ever imagine a wind this big

this his stork that trump would have to dodge literal bullets that joe would be this much out of it that harris would be this brain-dead that ladies' night would look like this so now it's becoming clearer you can feel the country's mood changing its in the area and feels roughly like this. >> ♪ ♪ ♪ it's fun to stay at the ymca and you know that's definitely not if pete hag seth goes missing i guess we will know who snagged him so now what first let's acknowledge not everybody

is dancing in the streets according to "time" magazine losers are spiraling in their solution is do some forest bathing go into the forest and bathe there play believe that when it start with regular bathing first the body over of your average leftist makes the crust in biden's underpants bow like fresh apple pie so now that true starts to come out "the new york times" published a piece entitled how biden's inner circle protected a faltering president it wasn't just in a circle it was you "new york times" for years lied to us and thought you would get away with it but now they are shocked we figured them out we broke the story years ago and now they pretend it's leading the parade of revelations when

they were the ones hiding them so the resurgence of trump from political ashes is different because everybody evolve as a personal journey that parallels trump's we tookie and shared the risk so he would win that's why we all feel it is because what we went through in our own lives so to the mainstream media's enablers and coconspirators all i can say is they have one thing to say to you, you are fired. know where we all heard that before let's welcome tonight's guests often mistaken for a beautiful leather couch walter curran. should give us hot takes until

her water breaks "new york times" best-selling author and contributor kat timpf. smart in-kind and legally blind host of the kennedys saves the world podcast kennedy and doctors advise those with hypothermia to snuggle in his armpits. "new york times" best selling author and former and debbie a world heavyweight champion and comedian tyrus so walter you are probably one the most insightful cultural critics in america so i've been waiting to hear your take on the election and the yesterday inauguration when you said something as we talked about his executive orders what did you say to me. >> like your friend was elected president the guy uses what we name the gulf of mexico the gulf of america what we call it the

american border instead of the mexican border questions 6-year-old asks donald trump to did with every 6-year-old would do if they became president starting to name things and take back property and repossessing things like a good real estate developer would do common sense things lying on the floor for any president to do have been done well like about trump is he dissing silly so you pay attention to the serious things he does renaming the gulf of mexico is a brilliant to cares about executive orders where you hear that you hear about all the other ones at the same time like a guy wears a funny hat gets you to look at his vehicle body like a making you do now and it is indeed beautiful. it's like all the things he's going for his money on the table especially the panamac-anal it's

hours. we will use that channel as we see fit. >> just right in there. already in the panama canal which is how you should say it but it still makes the same squirting sound either way a lot of people were focused on president trump today hanging on every wart because so many people didn't think that the country would make it to this moment after 2020 there were a lot of people who are saying maybe you can screw around with the election who knows i'm not one of those people i didn't think that i didn't think he would be reelected after all the

law fair in death by a thousand cuts it was insane but the fact he was triumphant and calm there's something incredibly common relieved about where he is a different energy than 2016 what transfixed me was her but her expression the entire day one of the most satisfying things of ever seen because i'm a fairly empathetic person and getting that close to the presidency having to sit there throughout the whole thing pomp and circumstance but somatic california politicians that after an anemic response to the wildfires i watch her misery and i'm like a good software i do have to say they bring up a

great point he ran for older failures in front of them one by one just said that was bad and that was bad but he never looked at them he looked ahead to the american people imagine somebody doing that to you i go on the show and i just said horrible things about you. >> imagine that wherever you been the past decade. the media what they try to do is create alternate realities by anybody who lives in the real world i'm so glad that i go out to different places what i saw last night a few of us are at dinner at a bar i had friend groups in new york who didn't think it was possible for people

were openly trump a commercial where a photo i donald trump appeared on the screen and the placer wrapped it in shears people were banging on the tables and the foundation of the place was shaking and i've not heard anything like that in the bar and there was playoff football on. it was a photo of trump during the commercial people here are so excited you would bet you'd think that doesn't exist but they would say all these millions of people are either idiots or racists or something but they can't possibly be true you saw an you have to confront it. some stay in the bubbles and don't. tyrus what did you make of inauguration?

>> it like to commend the white house and a d.c. for having the most accurate depiction of george washington it's about time about time brother george what it is. the inauguration that's why you don't have your ex-wife speak at an event you are at. she's going to say a lot of things about you encoded ways only that you get and he wasn't very good at coding it and they had to sit there and i was waiting i was waiting for a moment to bravery because i would've got up and walked out and say sign great like the salmon sucked and left at least have dignity but they don't understand dignity. one of the things in your monolog that stuck out to me was them saying he is protective circle they didn't protect them they and help them don't and i or finish a sentence they

spoon-fed him why they ran the country had their own agenda that's not protection its kidnapping so it's interesting how everybody has trained a platelike they were fluffing as pillows making sure he is they stone breakout. they didn't give anything about the president to his and opportunity for them to run the agenda america said to with it were not living like this mabel eavesdropping some huge burdens is the tiger king out yet asking for a friend. >> wait until he finds it the only member the bidens didn't pardon was himself. >> greg: he's going to go how did i miss that? >> he was already deemed unfit to stand trial. >> greg: that's trees

basically free. >> the least he could do is pardon in favor of returning their last name. >> of my great-grandfather george washington was here today the things he would say let's talk about biden closing the books pardoning cronies and crooks

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you don't see that on outnumbered. it's pardons up the y zoo from president magoo and on his way out the door he part pardoned a bunch of people including liz cheney and adam kissinger pardoning his siblings and spouses around. i know the idea being to protect them all from potential prosecution under the trump administration. sadly joe won't remember any of these pardons tomorrow but we will kennedy. we will. what's interesting about this with somebody like anthony found she it doesn't mean they can't be publicly investigated in a hearing and doing their question

there's no fifth amendment anymore that goes away when your immune if trump wanted to he could act like there is no pardons and go full. [ bleeps ] forward. >> and these are just for federal crimes unlike you i didn't go to law school but i would like for an aggressive attorney general in conservative states to go after people like like anthony found you for lying to citizens and harming them and the mental health of their children long term. because although there might not be much for him to answer to nationally i thank you can make the case regionally people were irreparably harmed and if he didn't commit crimes or be guilty of something why didn't he pardon deborah burks she was the robin to his batman in covid

until she got too much media attention and he elbowed her out of the way so he'll be the only media darling they are making dollies for in there so many elements to this biden pardons his whole family so it doesn't look like he is partnering and just as brother. was that a good strategy i said this yesterday on the five it's like poisoning five people so they don't know your poisoning your spouse then you become the suspect but if all of them are poison there's much more suspects. >> a very specific there's always more people to pardon i think trump is going to have to be the one to pardon zuckerberg for looking at jeff bezos wife's like that was flagrant.

>> it's the first time he seen them in real life he seen it in vr but never up close. >> may my pregnancy is the first some i've seen them as well and he should have pardoned even more people because today i watched and i switched the channels watching abc for a bit as soon as trump was done speaking they talked about the january sixth pardons they didn't mention for the longest time all of the biden pardons unprecedented recent number of pardons and the way it's being done in the preemptive part when they do they say yes, but biden said remember it's not because any of these people did anything wrong but because of trump threatening retribution they never mention one without the other it's one-sided over and over again.

he should have pardoned more. >> greg: should have pardoned in himself nobody reminded him he needed a posted of his forehead the distinction between his pardons is trump pardon people biden pardoned his pals. >> biden parting criminals before they could be found out that's where they did it in the way they did it 50 minutes out the door clever as i guarantee it would've been a lot different had he heard you just pardoned them what he's doing know everyone of them said i don't need apart and i'm innocent it's a somebodies like a murderer is like i did not murder but in case anybody thinks he did were gonna part of them so there is a murder that pops up these good

they had a hollywood producer make this thing they said around saying how do we get rid of trump they saw a peaceful protest of their words and infiltrated with volunteers to get them to go inside because i was there moment they didn't call for help because they had him they don't want the american people to know that but they understand that now in america we can smell bleep leap like we all grew up in texas if he would've just pardoned them even republicans would've just said that's not right because they committed a crime when you know it didn't smell right to begin with these giving blanket pardons. the decisions ended families. ask janice dean how she feels about anybody who couldn't seek a buy to their loved ones the graham parents who died alone in winter and they get a pass you

put him on that stage and make him since he doesn't have immunity or find the lady kicked out of the spotlight i'm sure she has a lot to say going back to my previous thing never have your acts talk about you and the situation letter talk. >> i'm a screenwriter so i think a funniest case and worst case what if he comes out tomorrow and said i killed pets at night like i break in the backyard zone poison cats and dogs is nothing you could do about about adam kinsey injury he said he didn't want to pardon should he refuse it. >> has he refused. >> he said prior to it there's probably a lot he doesn't remember about his own past if i had the chance to wake up from a hangover of ten years and data chinese spies to see the guy you did that score will all the

scumbags are the same to me. >> for this argument is what say he was a me just don't know about it i would take any blanket coverage some of them go into the future even couldn't pardon your future crimes this was a pope not a president. >> greg: up next trump cuts clearance ties for those who spread laptop lies

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a letter saying the hunter biden laptop had the earmarks of russian disinformation it's like he's going back and fixing things that they broke. >> yes, because i always thought it was that but the ironic thing is this leather signed by the 51 experts and officials with what cemented it was definitely his laptop because who did not sign it was hunter biden he never said that's not mine he never denied if there is a laptop where i was doing stuff like that and i know i didn't do stuff like that i would say something is like either a did or i don't remember a did it really is like don't know if it's mine which is like what i say when you're 16 and you're like i don't know how that bottle is in my room with the

dew chosen from overseas is like ai left a laptop here they go actually that would be a big story. >> tyrus the great thing about the letter is now we no longer trust the media or government presenting a group of experts like 13 nobel laureates who say tariffs are bad or 96% of climate experts who say climate change is caused by humans know what really do the group it's a lie. >> not only that but it's hard to argue something is not yours when you have a crack pipe in your hands little hard to say that's not me just me fellas we've tried that they don't believe us if you heard the cries that's 51 people just went

broke their speaking engagements aren't worth anything there's no more cnn or fox and newsmax calling them in to get their expert because there'll guess is now is well okay minds better but they no longer have clout. they have the he had him where he hurts the most their pocketbooks. >> imagine at the thing in made it your living off of your ability to open other people's mail that was what they make a living off of their ability to spy off of us and no secrets they don't share take them out of the club if that was the way they made a living it was the easiest way ever. >> entity last word. >> what other things that they have access to for four years they lied what else did they have access to. it's a shame it took anybody this long to deny their access. i worried about 3-degree burns

there holding a crack pipe as it's really terrifying. >> probably not a good idea. >> greg: we need to move on they marched against trump just to be a pain in the round narrator: ontario, canada, your third-largest trading partner and number one export destination for 17 states. our economic partnership keeps millions of americans working.

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>> women's march becomes people's march tyrus thousands of angry leftists many of them ugly but i don't judge you march from washington over the protest of the inauguration it used to be called the women's march but to be more inclusive because sometimes women aren't women they broaden their appeal to people's march what say you should they broaden it more to earthlings? >> this is what happens when you plan a huge party nobody shows up all-girls party okay never mind bring your boyfriends. okay bring your boyfriends boyfriends. remember when they had the cool pink hats and now they have a group. and it's true. from a list to f list for nobody

cares they changed the name of it from the women's march to the people's march to just attract a broader audience they probably got about 50,000 and it was originally 500,000 a microcosm for the way things are there are plenty of people who hate trump but it's more than exhaustion is how it manifests. people are more likely to show their discussed instead of making a trip to a march sharing an instagram story or people are kind of done about it. >> they exhausted themselves there's only so much hate you can spew unless you have no job which ever way hate you and you look at the march you see people who are miserable and alone. >> i would rather give joy behar

a colonoscopy than this. >> can that be done even? >> i'll think about it. >> you get it out of my head. >> i think we need to march and see if it can be done. what i did see today on that table was a bright pink kat and wondered why they are selling a pink pussycat hat and it said inauguration of trump and vance 2025 so i bought it for my friend to kathy. a beautiful pink kat walter it seems to me when it goes from women's to people's it's to pete apiece the trans movement. the woke rent out a target so they have to turn on themselves. >> they use billionaires as their new category. here is the reason that march ran out of steen it was the heartiest inauguration of all time.

it was like spearmint rhino night. zuckerberg is checking out somebody's chest. malign you has a hat where you can't see her eyes you could imagine she is your wife. yvonne tillich like a lady assassin from hitchcock movie like she would take out a little lucre and plug harris right in the gut. it was hot and up against that people's march with ferries and strange perversions i've yet to get into because i don't have to i actually have a wife. they just couldn't compete. the first heterosexual inauguration in 17 years. >> had there were actually kids

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>> ♪ ♪ at et cetera, et cetera et cetera. >> greg: thank you. to continuing a discussion from earlier let's reflect on the historic inauguration the promise of a bright american future crested over the horizon and every color and creed can come together and say greg is a total beefcake now hold your applause. walter any final thoughts you'd like to share that you haven't already shared about spearmint rhino total beefcake is that what we are free to say no, we

are free to say a lot of things and i'm realizing i need to go through my whole wardrobe i can wear fishnets in a straight way what trump did was remove a threat of cancelation we no longer fear the smear and that was their only persuasion that if you disagree will end your career what do you think kennedy? smear -- fear the smear that's a great bumper sticker again they should be playing an elementary school feels like a lot of fun. i haven't seen people having as much fun it and inauguration since 1993 when bill clinton was inaugurated saying you can go your own way. now harris can go her own way back to california into obscurity for good.

>> greg: tyrus. >> in the immortal words of mel gibson and "braveheart" i only say this. freedom! would you like to quote mel gibson in your final thoughts, could he. >> sugar. [ bleeps ] what a call back what stuck with me all day is the way in which joe biden ended his speech before leaving washington what a way to sum up these last four years people are going to think i'm joking if you didn't see this yourself thank you can i go out this way. and then they cut them like didn't he also say i'm not going

anywhere he said thank you and turned around and was like can i go out this way and i watched it on tv i had to look online to make sure i just saw what i thought i saw and i had there was a lot of that the past four years. >> greg: my final thought is if you're on the left and think oh, my god, what's happening it's what you asked for what happens when you push america so far they need to push back and worse the people he pushback you tried to destroy said this was the only way to do something to a like somebody who decided for us the right thing to do and if you don't like it you can move to vermont. that is still a state. don't go away we will be right back

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