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>> ha ha ha ha. >> here we. >> are. >> yes. >> yes. yes. >> yes. >> i. >> know. u.s, greg u.s. greg. all right. good evening from washington. everyone. all right, settle down, kids. the weather in d.c. has. >> been crazy. >> snow, sleet, and 100%. chance of liberal tears. it was so cold outside at the inauguration. the washington monument shrank to 100ft. but what an event. the left are losing their minds. rashida

tlaib was so upset she shaved her mustache. liz cheney was so despondent, she begged her dad to shoot her in the face. he's had practice. and after the swearing in, trump attended a capitol luncheon that included a seafood dish, a meat entree and dessert. and then, in an odd twist, jerry nadler jumped into the cake. but on his first day, trump was already cracking down on the border, reinstating. yeah, yeah. okay. bite into my time reinstating remain in mexico. but he's also reinstating remain in canada. but that's just for alanis morissette. on saturday, there was a repeat of the women's march, but it was rebranded as the people's march to include all genders. now there are more balls in the march than there

are after the inauguration. new york times reports that joe biden used teleprompters even when visiting donors in private homes. >> that's fun. >> well, i hope they were still able to give him a kidney. 19 former fox news hosts, commentators and contributors are poised to occupy roles in the second administration. yeah, i know. which means cabinet meetings will regularly break. for a word from balance of nature. >> it's pretty good. >> house speaker mike johnson said his first meeting with president biden was scary. when johnson questioned joe about natural gas. joe asked him to pull his finger and it came

off. and finally, a bioscience startup is getting closer to bringing the wooly mammoth back to life. i thought they did that years ago. all right. never. so it's amazing watching trump already go to work. he's charging out of the gate like hunter biden fleeing a child support hearing 200 orders in one day. that's more work than we got out of biden in four years. and unlike biden, he didn't sign them using crayons. now, no matter who you voted for, what's becoming clear now is not that we have a new president. it's that we have a president. and not and not a potted plant wallowing in his own fertilizer. see, it wasn't

all exaggeration. you weren't paranoid. joe biden has not been running the country. someone else has. joe was just a figurehead with as much control over the government as he did his own bowels, with similar results. it stunk worse every day. so you have to congratulate yourselves. you did this, ridding the country of a faceless cabal of lying thieves. because if joe wasn't running things, did you actually think squirty macaca face was gonna. so you've heard from house speaker mike johnson about how the president had no idea what he was actually signing. >> real quickly, mr. president, can i ask you a question, sir? why did you pause lng exports to europe? like i don't understand. you know, liquefied natural gas is in great demand by our allies. why would you do that? he looks at me stunned with this, and he said, i

didn't do that. and i said, mr. president, yes you did. it was an executive order, like, you know, three weeks ago. and he goes, no, i didn't do that. he was not lying to me. he genuinely did not know what he had signed. and i walked out of that meeting with fear and loathing because i thought, we're in serious trouble. who is running the country? >> yeah. holy. perhaps the most powerful office in human history. and the guy didn't know what he signed two weeks ago. which begs the question, what else did he sign? pardons. commutations? did he sell alaska back to russia? did he put hunter biden in charge of the treasury so he'd never run out of dollar bills at strip clubs? this was our president with his gnarled finger near the nuclear button, like it was the remote control for his craftmatic adjustable bed. and notice the posse around joe. how many times did they tuck him in at 4 p.m. and think, maybe we should put that my

pillow over his face? they were all in on it. his staff, family, the democrats, their media lackeys. but they conspired against more than trump. they conspired against all of you. trump was right. they weren't after him. it was us. he was just in the way. and now the airwaves are filled with tearful lesbians like rachel maddow and jimmy kimmel. but trump voters kept the conspiracy cover-up from taking completely over the election, killed a coup. and that needs to be told. it's the biggest story ever. and the people did it because the media didn't and wouldn't. and now they cover their own over the biggest presidential scandal in american history, making november 5th the most important political win in our lifetimes. did you ever imagine a win this

big? did you imagine something this historic that trump would have to dodge literal bullets? that joe would be this much out of it, that kamala would be this brain dead, that ladies night would look like this. so now that this is becoming clear, you can already feel the country's mood changing. it's in the air, and it feels roughly like this. >> come on, everybody, it's fun to stay at the ymca. fun stay at the ymca. >> you know. that's definitely not gay. if pete hegseth goes missing, i guess we'll know who snatched him. so now what? well, first, let's acknowledge

that not everyone is dancing in the streets. according to time magazine, the losers are spiraling. and time solution. do some forest bathing. yeah. go into the forest and bathing. i mean that. why not just start with regular bathing first? the bow of your average leftist makes the crust in biden's underpants smell like fresh apple pie. so now the truth starts to come out. even the new york times just published a piece entitled how biden's inner circle protected a faltering president. no, it wasn't just an inner circle. it was you. new york times, for four years. you lied to us and thought you'd get away with it. but now. now they're shocked that we figured them out. we broke the story years ago, and now the times pretends it's leading the parade of

revelations. when they were the ones hiding them. and so the resurgence of trump from the political ashes is different, because everyone involved has a personal journey that parallels trump's. we took heat and we shared the risk so he would win. that's why we all feel it. you feel it, i feel it because it's what we went through in our own lives. so to the mainstream media, to joe's enablers and coconspirators, all i can say is the american people have one thing to say to you. you're fired. now where have we all heard that before? >> here he is. let's welcome. tonight's guest. >> he's often mistaken for a beautiful leather couch. author and literary critic walter kirn. she'll give us hot takes until her water breaks. new

york times best selling author, fox news contributor kat timpf. she's smart and kind and legally blind. host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy and doctors are advising those with hypothermia to snuggle in his armpits. new york times bestselling author, comedian, former world champion tyrus. >> so. >> walter, you probably are one of the most insightful cultural critics in america, and i've been waiting to hear your take on the election and today and yesterday's inauguration. and you said something to me when we were we were talking about trump's executive orders. what did you say to me? it's like your friend was elected president. it's like the. >> guy who. >> says, why don't. we name. >> the gulf. >> of mexico. >> the. >> gulf. >> of america? >> why don't we call it the american.

>> border instead of the. mexican border? >> these are. questions that six year olds ask. but donald trump did what. >> every six year. >> old would do if they. >> became president. >> and he started naming things, and he. >> started taking back property and repossessing. >> things like. >> a good real estate developer. and all. >> these. >> common sense things that have. >> been lying on the. >> floor for any president to do have suddenly been done. >> what i love about trump is he always. >> does something. silly so. >> that you pay. >> attention to the. >> serious things he. >> does. >> and renaming the gulf of mexico is brilliant. who cares about executive orders? >> but when you hear that. >> you study them and you hear about all. >> the other. >> ones at the same time, it's like a. >> guy who wears, you. >> know, a funny hat. >> yeah. and gets you to look at his beautiful body like. >> i'm making. >> you now. >> and it is indeed beautiful. it is true. i mean, it's kind of like all the things he's going for is free money on the table, especially the panama canal, which i think. yeah.

thank you. >> really? >> really. >> already the panama is ours. yeah. >> he likes it. >> we're going to use that channel as we see fit. kennedy. what did you make of the inauguration? >> just right in there. >> that's right. the panama canal, which is how. >> you say it. >> still, it makes the same squirting sound. i know a lot of people were focused on president trump today. they were they were hanging on every word because so many people didn't think that the country would make it to this moment after 2020. you know, there were a lot of people who were like, you know, maybe you can screw around with the election. who knows? i'm not one of those people. i don't necessarily think that. i didn't think he was going to be reelected again. after the lawfare and

after the death by a thousand cuts, i was like, man, this is insane. but the fact that he was up there, he was so triumphant and calm, like there's something so incredibly calm and relieved about where he is. and it's a very different energy than 2016. but the thing that i was transfixed by was kamala harris's dour, butthurt expression. yes. the entire day, it was one of the most satisfying things i've ever seen, because. i'm a fairly empathetic person. yeah. and under normal circumstances, i'd be like, you know, that that has to hurt, you know, getting that close to the presidency and, you know, having to sit there throughout the whole thing, the pomp and circumstance. but after i'm so mad at california politicians that after her anemic response to the wildfires, i watch her misery. and i'm like, good, suffer. i hope it absolutely sucks for you.

>> i have to say. you know, kennedy brings up a great point. like basically what trump did, he ran through all their failures in front of them one by one. he just said that was bad. that was bad. but he never looked at him. he was looking ahead at the american people. imagine somebody doing that to you. like i went on the show here and i just said horrible things about you. >> yeah. >> imagine that. >> yeah. >> i don't know. what's it been, nine, ten years? >> where have you. >> been for. >> the past decade? >> i mean, the. >> media. >> what they really. >> tried to. >> do is, i think, create an alternate reality. but anybody who lives in the real world knows that that's not true. i mean, i'm so glad that i go out to different places and i don't live in a bubble because what i saw last night, a few of us went out and had dinner at a bar. and what i saw there, i have entire friend groups in new york, would. not believe this was possible, where people are openly liking trump. there

was a commercial where a photo, a photo of donald trump appeared on the screen and the whole place erupted in cheers and people were banging on the tables and like, i'm not joking. the foundation of the place was shaking. kind of like that. >> yeah. >> and i had not heard anything like that in the bar. and there was playoff football. on. it was a photo of trump during a commercial. people here are just so excited. yeah. and you would think that that that doesn't exist. they would tell you that all of these people, these millions of people are all either idiots or racists or something like that. but, but but that can't possibly be true. >> they have to. if they still believe that. >> saw it, you have to confront it. but a lot of people stay in their bubbles and don't. >> yeah. so, tyrus, what did you make of the inauguration? >> well, first of all, i'd like to commend the white house and

dc for having the most accurate depiction of george washington. >> at. >> the top of the thing. >> it's about time we get a zoom on that. it's about time, brother george. what? it is the inauguration. this is why you don't have your ex-wife speak at any event you're at. she's going to say a lot of things about you in coded ways that only you get. and he wasn't very good at coding it. >> yeah. >> and we all sat there and they had to sit there, and i was waiting for a moment of bravery because i would have been like, i don't have to listen to this. and i get up and walk out and say something great, like, the salmon sucked and left. at least have some dignity when you leave. but they don't understand that dignity. one of the things in your monologue that really just stuck out to me was the temerity of them to say, his protective circle. yeah, they didn't protect him. they didn't help him dot an i or help him finish a sentence. they spoon

fed him while they ran the country with their own agenda. that's not protection, that's kidnaping. >> yeah. >> so i think it's very it's very, very interesting how everyone's trying to play like they were like fluffing his pillows. yeah. making sure his special socks. it goes this long so his varicose veins don't break out. stay high like they, they didn't give anything about the president. it was an opportunity for them to run their agenda. and america said the hell with it. and i was one of the first ones to say, we're not living like this. and also i believe president is he's dropping some huge pardons. he's pardoning everybody named mama. yeah, it's tiger king out yet. just asking for a friend. >> yeah. >> wait. wait till he finds out that. >> the only member of the biden family that wasn't pardoned was himself. >> himself. exactly. >> we're going to talk about that. he's going to go. how did i miss that? >> well, but he's already been demoted. he's already been deemed unfit to stand trial. >> yeah. it's true. that is

true. he's he's free. like the. >> least he could. >> do was. pardon was pardoned. >> every biden. >> as you know, favor in return for ruining. >> their last name. >> for all of history. >> i mean, if my great great grandfather, george washington was here today, the things he would say. >> we got to move on because we're going to talk about biden closing the books, pardoning cronies and crooks. >> if you'll be in the new york area. i would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com, slash, gutfeld, and click on the link to join our studio audience, streaming. >> now on fox nation. let's do it! outrageous! >> is this an official. >> bat offensive? >> you're a. dead man. >> and totally obscene. >> have you. >> ever seen a grown man naked? >> just how we like it. >> wayne's world swing. >> it's time to laugh again.

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>> biden's last. >> best. >> classy. yeah, you don't see that on outnumbered. it's pardons up the wazoo from president magoo on his way out the door. biden pardoned mark milley, anthony fauci, the jan six committee members, including adam schiff, cheney, liz. adam kinzinger. biden also pardoned his siblings and their spouses. ooh, i know the idea being to protect them all from potential prosecution under the trump administration. sadly, joe won't remember any of these pardons tomorrow, but we will, kennedy. we will. what's interesting about this, i think especially with like somebody like fauci, it doesn't mean that they can't be publicly investigated in a hearing. and when they are questioned,

there's no fifth amendment anymore because that goes away when you're immune. so this could this could end up if trump wants to. he could act like there's no pardons and go forward. >> well, these are also just for federal crimes. >> yeah. >> unlike you, i didn't go to law school. >> but you went to law school? >> no, i did not. that's what i'm saying. but i would i would like for aggressive attorneys general in conservative states to go after people like anthony fauci for lying to the citizens in their states and harming them and harming the mental health of their children. long term. because although there may not be a lot for him to answer to nationally, i think that you could make the case that regionally, people were irreparably harmed. and also, if he didn't commit crimes, if he weren't guilty of something, then why didn't he pardon deborah burks? you know, she was the robin to his batman

throughout all of covid until she was sucking up too much of the media attention, and he decided to elbow her out of the way. so, you know, he would be the only media darling they were making little tiny dollies for. >> that's so true. why him and not them? cat, there are so many elements to this. biden pardons his whole family so it doesn't look like he's just pardoning his brother james, which is the real person he's pardoning. was that was that a good strategy? it's like i said this yesterday on the five. it's like poisoning five people. so they don't know that you were poisoning your spouse and then you become the suspect. but if all of them are poisoned, then there's more suspects. >> that's very specific. yes. there's always there's always more people to pardon. i think trump will. trump's going to have to be the one to pardon mark zuckerberg for looking at jeff bezos's wife's boobs. >> yeah.

>> i mean that was a flagrant yes. >> oh, but to be fair. >> it's the. >> first time he's seen. >> boobies in. >> real life. >> he's seen a lot of vr boobies, but never up close like that. >> no, my pregnancy is the first time i've seen boobies in real life. i think that, you know, he should have just pardoned even more people because i today i watched, i was switching around the channels and i watched abc for a little bit. and as soon as trump was done speaking, they're talking about the january 6th pardons they're not mentioning for the longest time the all of these biden pardons, this unprecedented, at least in recent years, number of pardons and the way this is being done and the preemptive pardons. and when they do, they say, yes. but biden said, remember, this is not because any of these people did anything wrong, but because of trump threatening retribution. and they never mention it without the other. and it was just so one sided repeatedly over and over again.

so with that kind of cover, he should have just pardoned any more. >> yeah, he should have parted himself, like you said. >> yeah. he nobody reminded him to. >> yes. he had to have a post-it on his forehead. you know you can't, tyrus. i don't. the distinction between trump's jan six pardons and biden's is trump pardoned people. biden pardoned pals. >> no. he. biden pardoned the criminals before they could be found out. >> yeah. >> so. and that's why he did it. or they did it in the way they did it 15 minutes out the door. clever. because i guarantee you, the inauguration speech would have been a skosh different had he had heard that you just pardoned them. what he's basically doing now, listen, every one of them screamed up and down. i don't need a pardon. i'm innocent. it's like someone's like a murderer. yeah, and you're like, i did not murder. and. but in case anyone thinks he did, we're going to pardon him. so if there was a murder that eventually pops up, he's good. they committed crimes. they

lied. they had. they had a hollywood producer make this thing. it was the jan six opportunity. they sat around. how do we get rid of trump? they saw a protest, a peaceful protest, their words. and then they infiltrated it with volunteers to get them to go inside. because this was our moment. they didn't call in for help because we've got them and they don't want the american people to know that. but we already understand that now. so when trump pardoned because this is america, we can smell like we all grew up in texas. we just we just get it. if he would have just pardoned them, they would have. even republicans would be like, no, no, no, that's not right, okay. because they committed a crime. but when you know that it didn't smell right to begin with and he's giving blanket pardon for his decisions ended. families like ask janice dean how she feels about fauci's decision. ask anyone who couldn't say goodbye to their loved ones or their grandpa. their grandparents died alone and went, and this dude gets a pass. no, you you put his on

that stage and you make him since he doesn't have immunity anymore, or you find the little lady that he kicked out of the spotlight, because i'm sure she has a lot to say. that goes back to my previous thing. never have your ex. >> yeah. >> talk about you in this situation. let her talk. >> greg. greg. >> i'm a screenwriter, so i think of worst case scenarios and sort of funniest case scenarios. >> what if. >> fauci comes out tomorrow and says, i kill pets at night? >> i break into backyards. >> and i poison cats and dogs, and there's nothing you can do. >> about it. >> can i ask you one more question? sure. what about adam kinzinger? he said he didn't want a pardon. should he refuse it? has he refused it? well, he said he would. prior to it, i'd use it. yeah. >> you know. >> there's probably a. >> lot he doesn't remember about his own past. >> yeah. and if i had the chance to. >> wake up from a hangover, you know, of ten years and. >> had dated. >> chinese spies. >> is he the guy that did that?

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infamous letter saying hunter biden's laptop had the classic earmarks of russian disinfo. isn't this great? it's like he's going back and fixing things that are that they broke. >> yes, especially because i always thought hunter biden's laptop was hunter biden's laptop. but the ironic thing is this letter signed by these 51 intel experts officials was what cemented that. it was definitely hunter biden's laptop for me, because who did not sign it was hunter biden. >> yeah. >> he never said, that's not mine. >> no, that's true. he never did. he never denied it. >> if there was a laptop going around where i was doing stuff like that, and i know that i didn't do stuff like that, i would say something. >> yeah, no, he knew he was like, i either i did it or i don't remember that i did it. >> yeah. >> he was like, i don't know if it's mine, which is like what i say with like, you know, you're 16 and like, i don't know how

that bottle is in my room. like, that's not even. >> what if some dude shows up from overseas who hasn't watched the news in the last five years and said, hey, i left the laptop. >> here. >> they. >> go, actually. >> yeah. >> that is. a big story. you know, tyrus, the great thing about this 51 intel letter thing is now we no longer trust the media or the government presenting a group of experts like, here are 13 nobel laureates who say that tariffs are bad. or here's 96% of climate experts who say climate change is caused by by humans. now we know whenever they do the group, it's a lie. >> not only that, but it's a little hard to argue something's not yours when you have a crack pipe in your own. in your hand. >> yeah. >> it's a little hard to say. that's not me. trust me, fellas, a lot of us have tried that. they don't believe us. listen, if you heard the cries, because that's 51 people who just went broke.

>> that's true. >> they're speaking. engagements aren't worth anything anymore. there's no more cnn's and fox's and newsmax calling them in to give their expert, because their guess is literally is as good as mine. well, mine's better, but i'm just saying, like, they no longer have clout. they have they he hit him where he hit them best in their pocketbooks. >> yeah. what do you say, walter? >> imagine if the thing you made a living off was your ability to open other people's mail. that's what they make a living off of. their ability to spy on us, basically, and know secrets that they don't share. keep them out of the club. i mean, if that was the way they made a living, it was the easiest way ever. take it away. >> kennedy. last word. >> what else did they have access to? you know, for four years they were completely lying. what else did they have access to? it's a shame that it took anyone this long to deny their access. and, you know, i

just worry about third degree burns. if you're holding a crack pipe and other things at the same time. yeah, it's really terrifying. >> yeah, it's probably not a good idea. >> all right. we must move on. they marched against trump just to be a pain in the rump. >> this guy, tyler fisher, a funny comedian, they said, sure, nobody will give him a comedy special. sure. it couldn't be done. i made one phone call. the perfect phone call only on fox nation. what do i want? what do i want for. >> bud. >> lights, please? yes. thank you. his comedy special is going to be huge. if you don't like him, leave him alone. if he goes to jail, he will win a third term. let's go watch it. stream it, i don't care. >> boom boom. >> and doug.

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nobody cares. >> yeah, well, they changed the name of the of it from the women's march to the people's march to attract a broader audience. and they attracted maybe about 50,000 people when the original one was, like closer to 500,000. yeah. and i think it really is a microcosm for the way things are, because there's still a lot of people who really hate trump. obviously, people really hate him, but it's more of an exhaustion. it manifests as more of an exhaustion. people are more likely to show their disgust by. instead of making a trip to a march. sharing an instagram story. yeah, that's kind of where it ends for people are kind of. they're done. >> yeah, it's i think they exhausted themselves. kennedy. like it was like there's only so much hate you can spew unless you have no job and everybody hates you. which when i look at the march, i see people that are miserable and alone. >> i would rather give joy behar a simultaneous

colonoscopy pap smear. >> can that be actually done? because that's. >> i mean, i'm thinking about it. >> i don't want to get it out of my head. >> well, i think we're all going to have to march right into the o.r. and see if it can be done. but what i did see today on a table of trump merch was a bright pink hat. and i was like, why are they selling one of the pink pussycat hats? and it said inauguration of donald j. trump and jd vance 2025. so i bought it for my friend kathy. >> oh that's nice. >> a beautiful pink hat. you know, walter, it seems to me when they go from women's to peoples, it's obviously to appease the trans movement. it seems like the woke ultimately runs out of targets, so they have to turn on themselves. >> well, they're using billionaires now as their new category. but here's the reason that march ran out of steam. this was the hottest, sexiest inauguration of all time. zuckerberg's. it was like

spearmint rhino night. >> been there. >> zuckerberg's checking out the other's. >> boobs there. >> melania's got a hat where you can't even see her eyes. >> yes, she was lee van cleef. >> you can imagine. she's your wife. ivanka looked like a lady assassin from a hitchcock movie with that. like she was just going to take out a little luger and plug kamala. >> right in the gut. >> it was. >> hot, baby. >> and up against that, the people's march full of furries and strange perversions that i have yet to get into because i don't have to. >> yes. >> i've actually got a wife. >> was that. that was just. they couldn't compete. >> yeah. >> this was the first heterosexual inauguration in like 17 years. >> yeah, there were actually kids there. yeah.

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are free to say a lot of things. >> i know, and i'm realizing it now. i'm going to have to go through my whole, you know, wardrobe. i can wear fishnets now in a straight way. >> but. >> you know, it's true. what trump did was he removed the threat of cancellation. we no longer fear the smear. and that was what that was. their only persuasion the left had was that if you disagree, we'll end your career. what do you think, kennedy? >> fear the smear. that's a great bumper sticker. that's a game they should be playing in elementary school. i don't know what the rules would be, but it sounds like a lot of fun. i haven't seen people have this much fun at an inauguration since 1993. and that was when bill clinton was inaugurated. and, you know, they used the fleetwood mac song you can go your own way. yeah. and now kamala harris can go her own way back to california, back into obscurity. >> for good.

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