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>> i know, i know, i know, i know i am. that handsome. happy wednesday everyone! so america is. >> experiencing record cold temperatures across the country. >> it's so cold. >> that. >> in dc. >> hunter biden's. penis got stuck to. >> a telephone pole. again. in new york city, perverts are applying road salt before they rub up against you. you and the big apple's maniacs are resorting to pushing people in front of snowplows. yeah, i thought that was too grim too. but you never know until you try. am i right, america? border czar tom homan says ice arrested over 300 illegal migrants on trump's first full day in office. and that was just among joe biden's nursing

staff. the visiting angels are now leaving. meanwhile, donald trump announced an end to all die in the federal government today. but thankfully, some die hires had cleared out their desks weeks ago. >> oh. >> weren't sure, were you? president trump shared that no, joe biden left him in the resolute desk. i think we have a shot of it here. over at the view, anna navarro described the black artists who performed at trump's inauguration as trained seals. then she caught a sardine with her mouth. you know, it's so cute when she balances the ball on her nose. speaking of the inauguration,

mark zuckerberg sat next to lauren sanchez and was caught. yeah, he was caught leering at her ample bosom, prompting a nearby and very horny bill clinton to say what an amateur. oh, a turkish woman set a world record by crushing five watermelons in 60s using only her thighs. mom. well, i guess we finally figured out who killed gallagher. >> oh. >> according to a new study, i can predict career success from a single facial image. on the downside, though, it can also predict total failure. and snow has been dumping on states in the south, including ten inches in new orleans. of course, new orleans has experienced ten inches since tyrus left. he has

huge forearms from all those wrist curls. okay, so donald trump won the electoral college, all the swing states and the and the popular vote, as virtually every state in the nation shifted significantly to the right. so 1st may wonder, what do the dems have left? well, they'll always have hitler. >> what do you think of elon musk? perhaps the president's most visible advisor doing two heil hitler salutes last night at the president's televised rally? >> no. >> elon musk did not do those salutes. >> i think that your work and the administration's work on anti-semitism only comes with real impact and credibility if it holds both right and left accountable, and credibility comes with calling anti-semitism and anti-semitism behavior out when it comes from both the right and the left. >> and that guy is a senator

from connecticut who knew a liquid mixture used to clean your vagina, could run for office. i mean, what a. and so these bozos are still doubling down on demented building on the whole trump is hitler theme that helped them lose two, maybe three elections. i mean, of all the strategies they decide to hold on to after such a humiliating defeat, it's this one. so here's her latest hoax. elon gave a nazi salute at the trump inauguration. >> there are elections that elections that come and go. some some elections are, you know, important. some are not. but but this one. this one, this one really mattered. and i just want to say thank you for making it happen. thank you. >> thank you. >> my heart goes out to you.

>> omg he raised his arm in the air and so in unison the media jumped all over this like kevin spacey on a boy band. here's just a few of the outlets who got the memo. musk offers a nazi like salute. sure, like sure looked like a heel to me. it's day two and they've already showed us who they are. now, of course, this bs no longer registers like joy behar's guide to personal hygiene. no one's buying it, so why are they still doing it? well, they've lost so much credibility that it's easier for them to lose it all than it is to earn it back. it's like when you get lost hiking, do you go back the way you came or do you eat your spouse? it's a good question. or imagine you have a really fat friend who should go on a diet. the problem is he's on death row. so really, what's the point in

cutting calories? that's the media. they're dead men walking or in this case, dead man walking to the unemployment line. now, you may think that it's the fringe that's pushing this. nope. it's the whole crazy core. pbs, aka please be stupid claims that must salute appeared similar to sieg heil. did you notice the restraint in that? they didn't say it was a fascist salute. they said it appeared similar. that's how the left plays fair. we won't call you hitler. we'll just say you remind us a lot of hitler. no wonder their ratings are lower than jerry nadler's balls. now. since then, the very liberal anti-defamation league said it's not a nazi salute. and that's when aoc slammed the jewish outfit, claiming they work for nazis. now this is a good time to remember aoc is in government because she couldn't hack it as a bartender. apparently, when people ordered a negroni, she called them racist. but i guess

she forgot this was her a few years ago at a rally of her own. >> and we will. >> not. >> relent to that. we will not bow down to that. we will keep fighting for a better future. >> well, if musk is hitler, i guess that makes her eva braun. but there are so many hitlers on the left. i mean, there's liz, there's hilary, there's kamala, there's barack. i mean, the up side with all these nazi salutes is their staff used the opportunity to spray them with deodorant. and so many dems wonder why is everybody leaving their party? well, here's your answer. how can you even relax around a liberal if they're going to link your body language to everything you say? hey, i like to play fetch with my dog. they say, you know how else like to do that? hitler. hey, would you check out my new harley? and they'll say, you

know, mussolini loved motorbikes. you say, it's really cold. can you spare a blanket? and they say, okay, gaddafi. speaking of okay, remember how they claimed the okay sign was the fastest symbol? or that a garage door handle was a noose and a stray banana peel was racist? their filter for interpreting life is so narrow, so joyless and vindictive that everything is potentially evil, which makes them worth avoiding at all costs. at some point, those remaining democrats need to ask themselves a question. and it's not why so many blacks, whites, hispanics and young people have fled their party, or even why your most successful democrats have left the party as well. it's why you're still where you are. could it be that, like all sinking ships, you're the rats that really have nowhere else to go? no one wants you because you're so miserable? maybe everyone isn't flocking to trump. they're just running

from you. and for that, we salute you. let's welcome. >> tonight's guest. >> you can trace me back to his hotel room tonight. fox news at night. anchor trace gallagher. he stopped working cruise ships after too many people jumped overboard. actor, writer, comedian jamie lissow. she's been talking about maternity for what feels like an eternity. new york times bestselling author, fox. >> news contributor to. >> and he's a lot like needlepoint. old ladies want to do him on the couch. new york times bestselling author, former nba world championship. >> i'm with it. >> trace. you're my favorite hard news guy. >> thank you. >> greg. >> because you make the news hard. all right. why is the media repeating the same

mistake that they've made before the election? is it deliberate? is it stupid? is it like a drug to them? >> it's almost. >> like. they missed. >> saying hitler so much. that they've. >> got to. >> kind of get back. >> on board, right? >> they just. >> can't get away from it. so if they can't say hitler, they. >> got to kind of get. >> to the next. >> step, which is calling elon musk, saying he did a hitler salute. >> a nazi salute. >> the truth is, it's going. >> so far. >> that there's even word. now the nfl is making punt returners when they. >> do the fair catch. >> sign 15 yard penalty, you're thrown out of the game. >> and then when. >> you go to the. >> sideline you can't have gatorade. you've got to eat gefilte. >> fish. >> which is that's disgusting. >> i think is bad. >> elon musk did not. >> even come close to doing a nazi sign. he said, i love you. >> and every. >> time they play this, they turn the sound down. he said, i love you. and he was saying, i love you. if they i mean, you pointed. >> out. >> everybody has done this. yes. the athletes do it all the time. >> superman. >> every time they do some. >> superman, superman's flying. if he if he ever puts his arms down, he dies.

>> crazy. >> yeah. >> and he's real. jamie, as a nazi. are you offended? are you offended when non-nazis steal your thunder through false accusations? you've worked very hard in the aryan brotherhood. >> this is a bit of a challenging question, greg. we know it's. i mean, the left is grasping at straws, and. >> biden needs. >> those straws. >> to eat his meals. >> that's the problem, is what you said, trace. >> like you. >> have to take the context. >> of it. like obviously he. i think. >> he's. >> really excited. remember he was. jumping up and down. i think he. >> was just sort of an. >> excitable guy that. >> maybe does some wacky things sometimes because he's excited, he says. >> he said. >> my heart goes out to you or. something before this, which. >> i don't. speak german, but i don't think that's what hitler was yelling. >> no, right. >> but he was yelling. that stuff. and like. >> you, i. >> just feel like there's such a you need the words like, look

at the difference between like, heil hitler and like, taxi. >> yeah. >> yeah, right. heil taxi is very different than heil hitler, right? >> that's true. >> i say leave, leave, leave ellen alone. ellen's like a like a kid in a candy store that knows exactly how many pieces of candy are in it. >> yeah. >> it's true. >> exactly what? he's in front of crowds. it's. you never know what's going to happen. kat, what do you think is behind this? are they just. are they, like jamie says, pretty much out of straws to grasp? >> yeah, i think so. and i think that also, once one person says it, they feel like you have to say it too, or else then you are also a nazi. so it's like a weird telephone game. but the adl, i mean, for the adl to come out and say that if you follow the adl, it wasn't that long ago that ellen was, i believe, threatening to sue them. exactly. because they were accusing him, suggesting that he was anti-semitic for not doing enough to combat

anti-semitism on, i think it was still even called twitter then. and if they're like, no. so now you're going after them. it's like they are. this makes no sense. he got too excited. and also he said that no, i wasn't doing that. yeah. so if he was going to be so bold as to go out in front of this crowd and do a nazi salute, i feel like you would also be so bold as to say that that's what you did. >> yeah, exactly. why would you deny it? >> yeah. what do you not like? you're the richest man in the world. >> yes. if anybody's going to be a nazi, i mean, he has nazi f-you money. >> yeah, he does. >> he does. >> he could literally go. berry up hitler's dead body, take his arm off and do it with him, because that's how much money he has. >> does it bother you that we're actually even talking about this? >> no. it bothers me that everyone is just too much in love with ellen. listen, he's a genius and he has a lot of money, but he's not athletic.

can we just. you can't have it all. he was trying to have a wolf of wall street moment, but he has zero rhythm. he jumped when he should have stopped. he's embarrassed. he looked like a goose who thought he could fly. but his mom was like, you're not quite ready yet. and that's what he was doing. he was so excited. he's not used to being in front of crowds unless he can fire them. so this is new for him. but the serious side is you, greg. you have to stop making excuses. this is who they are. if you are a racist person and you are been giving the opportunity to show yourself every day, you're not going to change. if a man is going to not be. if a man is abuses his wife and his kids and they tell him, hey, you're not going to go to jail anymore, you're not going to lose your job anymore. he no longer will have good moments. every time someone says something likes he's going to hit him, he's going to call him a name because it has been their bosses. i guarantee you, they got two thumbs up or two

hails when they came through the thing, because this is who they are. they're not going to change. this is who they've always been, but they've used president trump and that narrative to show who they are. so be wary because this is who they are. >> this is who they are. tonight at nine. all right. up next, he stayed silent in the pew, then gave her a bad review. >> jordan. >> sore nose, let out a fiery. >> sneeze, so dad grabbed puffs plus lotion to soothe her with ease. puffs plus lotion is gentle on sensitive skin and locks in moisture to provide soothing relief. a nose and knee deserves puffs. indeed, america's number one lotion tissue ever worry that you're drinking too much? take back control with your health or health. provides access to medication proven to help a daily pill to drink less or to quit drinking altogether. qualify for treatment at or health.com. >> hi mike huckabee here.

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buddy buddy, typical priest, used her priestly pulpit to lecture trump about the evils of his new administration. roll it. gladys. >> i ask you to have mercy upon the people. in our country who are scared now. there are gay, lesbian and transgender children in democratic, republican and independent families, some who fear for their lives. >> the people who pick our. crops and clean our office buildings. >> they may not be citizens. >> or have the proper documentation. but the vast majority. >> of immigrants are. >> not criminals. i ask you to have mercy, mr. president. >> oh, they do our dishes. well, that was infantile. but, you know, she kind of looks familiar to me. was she once a news reporter for wkrp in cincinnati? she later went on

cnn to explain herself. >> i was looking at the president because i was speaking directly to him. i was also, frankly, as you do in every sermon, speaking to everyone who was listening through that one on one conversation with the president, reminding us all that in the people that are frightened in our country, the two groups of people that i mentioned are our fellow human beings, and that they have been portrayed in all throughout the political campaign, in the harshest of light's. >> harshest of lights, i've seen more attractive bishops on a chessboard. what did trump think of this speech? >> what did you think? did you like it? did you. >> find it exciting? >> not too exciting. >> was it? >> i didn't think it was a good service. now they can. >> do much better.

>> you know, though, trump has changed. i mean, he didn't even call her ugly. so. >> yeah. >> it's a start. but if she wants to push lefty talking points from the pulpit, just wait a few weeks. save it for joe biden's eulogy. oh, we're all going to die, jamie. so trans kids are in danger. i don't think any of them were shot in the head like the person she is basically admonishing. >> yeah, that's a good point. i was confused at a lot of stuff. she was like, i had a one on one conversation. >> with him and everybody. >> and like, i don't know if it's one. i don't think he got to talk back. so i don't know how it's. >> yeah. >> she said she's episcopalian. >> yeah. >> i don't know. i think that's you worship joe piscopo. it's is that what that is? >> yeah, i think you're right. >> i know lutheran is you

worship luther vandross, but i wasn't sure about it because i think bishops should only be allowed to move. >> diagonally. >> if. >> if no matter what side of politics you're on. it was boring. >> yeah. >> there was one point. i saw the jesus on the cross statue peak at his watch, and i go, this is boring. in all seriousness, she brings. up like a passage in the bible where. >> she kind of. >> says, like, you know, god teaches us to be merciful to the stranger, and but that maybe i don't think god was talking about like, vans with tinted windows. yeah. and stranger danger and all these things, like, i mean, it's a we kind of tried that, right with, with immigration and there's been some problems with it. and that's why like things, things have to be done. i just felt like there's and also there's, there's like a time and a place for something like that. right. there's a time and a place to things biden's never sure of.

but i felt like i just felt like it was like an i felt like it was for. >> sure. >> an inappropriate time to do something like that. and if nothing else, kind of confusing and kind of like there's many, many ways to interpret the bible. and i thought that was kind of like a narrow way to do it. >> yeah. i think the thing is, i mean, maybe, you know, you think about all the victims, kat, of illegal immigrants or the fact that legal immigrants are against illegal immigration because they waited in line, you know, okay. >> so the way that he handled it, he didn't get into any of that. yeah, i think that he didn't get into any of the content of anything she said. he didn't say, well, actually, how could you say this when so-and-so did this? he just said you were boring. >> yeah. >> which i think she wanted to have a debate of some kind. i think everybody sat there and she. i think she wanted to get a rise out of him. i think that she wanted to kind of go there. and the best way, i think really to handle somebody who's

trying to upset you is to just say that all your insults weren't that exciting. >> yeah. >> that that i like, that was a i would say that was a masterful move in terms of handling it. >> tyrus. you know, she didn't call him a nazi. so that's good. >> well, anytime someone asks me to go to church, i'll just break this little gem out. i'm not putting up with that. i'm good. i'm going to watch the game. like, this is the problem with activists. she's an activist, and she was pretending to be a person of god, to be an activist, to sit there and say that there was there was gay and lesbian and transgender children afraid. the only reason why they were afraid is because of your rhetoric. you're the ones who say that the boogeyman is coming to get you. you're the ones that say they're going to put you in camps. trust me, the one thing that trump can't do is keep a secret. you know what i'm saying? if he had plans as

soon as he, that inauguration speech would have been way different, you know, and you would have seen all these guys with nets and, you know, just showing up with anybody with a rainbow. get em like it's just stupid. yeah. it's stupid. you your parents used to do this to us. don't look under the bed. there's a boogeyman. he's going to get you. that's why you have to stay in bed. there's a boogeyman. there's a boogeyman. it's the boogeyman. and it's all well and fine until. until i finally looked under the bed. and it wasn't a boogeyman. it was her boyfriend. and i beat the hell out. >> of him. >> but i was never afraid of the boogeyman after that, so. but that's what they do. she is responsible. the activists are the problem. they're the ones trying to convince us. because the idea that that lesbians and gays and trans people didn't vote for president trump. you are a moron if you don't think that's true. they did. and big numbers. >> yeah. you know. jamie and tyrus both. there's something

about the activist doesn't know time or place. they believe that you have to be self-actualized even when you're ordering coffee at starbucks. it's like i am an activist all the time, including when i'm in mass, which is always i think that's the woke virus at its worst. >> yeah. and trump was set up. i mean, this was not the time nor the place trump was set up. the cathedral knew this was going to happen because this bishop has done this many. >> shouldn't they have vetted it better? >> they should have been. they should have been vetted. it should have been. they should have notified the trump family. they should have notified other people. we had lorenzo sewell on who was, by the way, the black pastor who gave the benediction at the inauguration, who was wonderful. he was in the mass and he was appalled. he said, this is not the time. it is not the place for you to bring up politics. and when you say it's a debate, you know he does not have any power to debate back. maybe at some point in time he will, but he doesn't have. that's not the right place to do that authority. it's not

proper. >> well, i think tomorrow we're going to have joe piscopo on live to talk about it. oh my god. is he upset that his that his own church has acted so dishonestly? >> you're going to need an extra chair for his hairpiece. >> oh, i think it's a weave. >> hey, greg, i have a question. why didn't no activists look like they're active? >> that is a good point. >> too busy fighting the cause. >> all right, up next, trump says bye bye to die. >> if you'll be. >> in the new york area. >> and would like. >> tickets to. >> see gutfeld. go to fox news.com/gutfeld. >> and click on the link to join our. >> studio audience. >> when you see what it's really like when our skin touches wool, you see why we need downy free and gentle with no perfumes or dyes. it not only makes your clothes softer and is gentle on your skin, it breathes life into your laundry. >> this guy tyler fisher, a

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still getting paid. but he signed an executive order on monday, demolishing all federal diversity, equity and inclusion programs. so is america finally a meritocracy again? >> well paid leave doesn't sound that bad. no. >> you're going to go on paid leave in about two weeks. >> i can't wait for mine. yeah, any day now. i mean, i honestly so i don't have disdain for die. die specifically i have disdain for government waste overall. and it is not disputable that so many of these programs do not help anything and in many cases make things worse. so why are we still spending money to pay these people? it shouldn't be controversial when you put it that way. it really shouldn't be controversial if it's not doing any good and in many cases doing poorly. why are you forcibly taking money from us, which is what taxes are to pay for these people? they should be. we should get rid of government waste overall. and this is waste at best. it really shouldn't be

controversial. >> so what do you think, tyrus? it is. cat is alluding to research that shows that die actually creates more division than unity. >> it does. it pisses everybody off. >> yeah. >> especially if the person that they picked is the same color as you and he's a moron. >> yeah. >> like, because you're like, well, there goes my shot. the last guy we hired ate crayons all day instead of told the weather. tyrus. thanks. die. i think as a guy who's been sent on paid leave before, there's a timeline on it. and the scariest thing is when they don't give you a timeline, they're just waiting for the news cycle. so the layoff will probably be on monday. now, typically we call it severance if you want to be cool about it. and the wwe, when they gave me paid leave, i got 90 days and i needed that because i

needed to find a job. so what he's doing is he's giving them, you know, i think, but you can't give them 90 days because they couldn't get this job right. so they're going to try to get another dye job and there's none out there. so you might as well just pull the plug now, because don't get used to paying your bills until you educate yourself and start doing hard work. >> it's true. there's going to be no dye left to trace. as we know, fox originally had in place dye for hot dudes. that's how you got in here? >> yeah, many. years ago. >> yeah. no, no, no, you're still a dilf. >> what's. >> nevermind. >> do you fear you might be fired now that we've gotten rid of dye for hot dudes? >> yeah, me and a lot of others are going. listen, dye was nothing more than a race to mediocrity. you're right. it creates division. it strives toward mediocrity. and did you notice the executive order? it's not just dye anymore. now

it's dye a it's diversity, equity, inclusion, accessibility. and you're like, when did they add the they keep adding letters. >> yes. >> and my thing is why not just make it dye triple a. that way the slogan can be yes, you lose your job, but you still get roadside assistance. i think it's one of those things where you have to you have to let people reach their equilibrium. you cannot force things. and we've been forcing it for so long. the country's fed up and they want it to be gone. >> yeah. you can't. diversity is great, but you have to lead with competence or merit first. jamie, will this end of dei affect your career? meaning, will you finally have one? >> well. >> trace did just remind me of my career when he said race to mediocrity. yeah, good. i think this is all really great news. paid leave. though the phrase paid leave, it does remind me of my divorce. because i paid

her and she left. as tyrus was talking, i realized that i don't think i've ever had a real job because he was like, paid leave, severance. and i'm like, what are those? it's just like, because you have to have, like a good job, i think to get paid because it's kind of it's kind of a win win, right? you're going like i'm paying. >> you or you're six eight and your manager is five two. is that right? we're going to give you two weeks pay at arby's. >> i got the same thing, but it's five seven and five seven. i do think though like is it paid leave. almost like a win win. like you go you're getting paid and you're not here. it's almost like, did you ever get suspended from school? detention sucked. yeah. but suspension, they go, hey, you got to leave. and you're like, i would like to leave. >> yes. >> we we're all winning. but i'm just thinking about at least he's giving them those perks and getting us what we want. because i know i don't know what severance is. >> i don't have you never had a real job. >> i don't think i've ever had paid retirement or paid leave

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>> you know. >> don't even put their name on there. >> yeah. it's like you see people like, oh, you're in too deep with the flags. >> you know, that's the same person who has the sign on their lawn. this is my neighborhood that has all the things they believe. do you know what sign i'm talking about? it's got like i believe in science. >> has no home here. >> hate has no home. yes. it's amazing. >> oh, that's like a helpful tip for who not to meet. >> yeah, exactly. >> the mask emoji. >> yeah. >> they have the worst candy. >> on halloween. >> so jamie, do you i know you don't have a home to raise a flag. >> no, no, no. >> but what are you going to do with all your flags now? >> i am going to put a flag on the antenna of the car i live in. of course, there should be one flag, right? it's the united states of america. this is me. this makes almost too much sense. and my uncle is. he's. he was really upset when they did that regular flag. and then the pride flag underneath it. he's he's he's very like he is so excited. he gets mad at

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>> as you. said, >> mayor, it's time for our shot and a little chaser. thank you victor. >> that was fun. the city's gone to hell and their mayor can't even spell. welcome to shot chaser, a new segment to help you take the edge off. first up, the shot. philadelphia's woke liberal mayor, sheryl parker. she's famous for pushing dye in one of america's top crime ridden, democrat run cities, the chaser. watching her at a recent news conference trying to spell the name of her city's football team. >> let me. >> hear you all say. >> e l. >> g s. >> e s egos. let's go. birds. >> let's let's go. l says, let's go. l says, let's go.

birds, birds. birds. trace i think the upside here is that she didn't try to spell philadelphia. >> come on. you know. >> she'd start with the f. >> listen, this is how the whole. >> this is. >> how the redskins became the commanders, this whole thing. because somebody started misspelling the redskins said, oh, that's offensive. let's make him the commanders. you're going to see the l justice next year. it'll be the philadelphia l. justice because the l just don't offend anybody at all. >> l just says, i mean, how hard is it to spell eagles, jamie? i mean, when do you learn how to spell eagles? you learn that. what, in fifth grade? >> fourth grade? yeah. i'll probably learn it soon, you know. and like. l just. yeah. is she. i've never seen somebody misspell something that quickly and then commit to it. >> yes. >> you know what i mean. she just like committed to it. it's eagle. it's not elk. it's being the mayor of a place and not being able to spell the name of

your home team should be completely illegal, says this. >> i wonder if she was. maybe she was a little drunk. >> yeah. and then somebody goes, you don't know how to spell, you don't know how to spell. and she goes, hey, f w. and she gave him the index finger. >> yeah f. w de tyrus. you know what bugs me? this is so unfair to the fine people of philadelphia who are already viewed as stupid. >> the hell with them. this goes back to what i was talking about. now, i can't run for mayor of philadelphia because as soon as i walk in, there's going to be a spelling test. it's like, it's not fair. and what really makes me upset is she has the speech written down. you see it right there? yeah. and she's outside eagles stadium. all you had to do was look up. har har har. the guy behind her had, even if she did a hey if she, if she pulled a

jamie lizzo who can't remember any of his. >> jokes. >> he's got his little paper and he's like, hey guys, did i tell you the one about 912? he has it written down. >> were you nervous you were going to get the year wrong? >> the, the yeah, i was i've been nervous the whole night. >> but this is exactly why i can't stand when the guy is black, be mexican or white asian because i don't. next time i walk into a job interview, the first thing i'm going to do is like, hey, it's the standard. we're going to give you a spelling test, and then i'll have to take a spelling test on things like eagles, bird, philadelphia, like. >> you know, cat is this underline the stereotype that women are just bad spellers. >> that's also. >> not shut up. >> that's not. even that's not even an accurate stereotype. >> i know. >> you're not even being a bigot correctly. >> they all win the spelling bee. >> say women are good at linguistics, have higher linguistic intelligence. anyway, this is a metaphor, i think, for government in general about just being wrong,

but doing so loudly and confidently with a smile on your face so that nobody notices. >> she has a masters from the university of pennsylvania. what does that say about the university of pennsylvania? >> they don't have spelling tests. >> yeah they don't. >> greg, i heard she went to business school and got her mba. >> all right, we're going to move on. we'll be right back. >> the first time you try bounce, it hits you. your laundry feels. >> way fresher, softer. so you start to wonder. >> if i put. >> a sheet of. >> bounce on the finance guy. will it make him softer? bounce. can't do it all. but for better laundry, put. >> a sheet. >> on. >> it. >> with bounce. >> you know, a lot of people talk about you. >> what did they say? >> that you're a pain. >> sometimes. justice isn't. >> black and white.

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