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♪ ♪ >> greg: seriously. stop by all right! i am so humbled by my popularity. happy thursday, everyone. cnn is poised to lay off hundreds of employees had to make money they will put their digital service behind a pay wall. that is ironic, to save their failing network they had to build a wall. cnn jim acosta or reportedly threatening to quit after being banished to the midnight time slop. -- spot. in a last-minute attempt to boost his ratings his show will air without audio are video. as i.c.e. hauled off the haitian gang member he said f trump

biden forever. sorry, that was not a haitian gang member, that was joe biden. they get confused. true, on trump's first day in office i.c.e. arrested over 300 illegals. wow, that is going to trim joy behar it's bush. bushes. >> oh, boy. it is not getting better. >> greg: and his new book g.o.p. congressman... writes that jerry nadler, no joke, smells like a truck stop restroom. which is false, truck stop restrooms are cleaned once a day. do you keys -- the u.k. said it would not recognize trump's name change from the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. trump replied great, u.k. from now on we call it f u.k.

the supreme court ruled that elephants in as you cannot sue to be set free because they are not human. in other news "the view" has cancelled their ski trip to aspen. because they are fact. nancy pelosi's husband made almost $40 million in stock deals leading up to trump's inauguration. he will keep half while nancy spends half on the scaffolding around her face. i know, terrible, right? and a danish lawmaker told trump to f off when it comes to annexing greenland. did somebody say danish? asked one man. [laughter] it never ends. so remember family ties? it was about a pair of middle-aged hippies whose oldest

child alex p keaton was a 17 year old reaganite. true, he was the last cool conservative on tv until brit hume. it was a reversal on the usual cliche of liberal teens rebelling against their right-wing parents. this time the touchy-feely inc. parents had to deal with their kid wanting policies that actually worked. that was the big joke. alex likes reagan he wants lower taxes and less crime. that is hilarious. that was in 1982. that was how long they have been getting it wrong. and hollywood's typical leftist arrogance they thought the premise of a young guy being republican was so crazy it could be a sitcom. but then alex became the breakout star and michael j. fox a household name. meanwhile, tina gathers is mowing my lawn. 40 years later here we are again and the lessons of the past have been forgotten.

shoulder pads, walter mondale, and my first marriage. >> hey. >> greg: today's illiberal parents are suddenly realizing that their offspring have minds of their own. even with xanax -- xanax and boxed wine it is a... take "new york times" latest article titled when your son goes maga. one mother laments that her son's generous and thoughtful but he also voted for donald trump. because he cannot be both. you lies mom hates his maga hat and they argued about guns, immigration, and even abortion. on mom are gearing with her son about abortion that has to make the kid feel great. that is like a mechanic saying you were lucky i did not cut your brakes. meanwhile, other parents blamed it on social media said one mom, i was like you've got a hold of my son. i'm not sure who got a hold of your son but be relieved it was not this guy. or even the sky.

so maybe, mom, he is just learning to think for himself. he is becoming that independent person you claim to want with the culture has been turned to so upside down by progressives like yourself that independent thought seems alien to you periods rebellion is necessary thanks to you. he is the kind of young voter trump reached out to and 2024 while kamala was clucking along with the greasy hands on "the view" trump was this creature that seemed to get under every adults skin. he showed he was not hitler, style then, or even kill me to. he was clear, funny, even real. the opposite of their parents preference demented and drunk. so no college campuses are becoming safe places for republicans. coeds have a short list posters of mitch mcconnell on there

while -- wall. we saw this coming. authority on independent minds always causes them to rebel when the beliefs of adults a spouse are expressed without persuasion. telling your kid to make their bed or go to church without explaining why they will not listen. once they can break free from your hectoring they embrace what you project. it is like those kids you knew who lived under a strict household than they went away to college and became drunk and drugged out idiots. that is how i ended up with a bob crane tattoo. these parents assume they can just say trump is evil and that would suffice. sure, you can tell your kid sex is just a construct but then they look down and see no, that is a -- not vagina. even the times owned premise explains how they lost. asking how the parents deal with these kids?

it should have been how do the kids deal with teachers who mocked them simply for asking why is trump so bad? no different than the shows on late night. they demand allegiance to their mundane, predictable, and lazy presumptions and the smart if you were say goodbye and they come over here. i hate to pat myself on the back, but among those late-night shows i was the alex p keaton. [applause] thank you. no need to. instead of family ties it was back to the future. and the future was great, you just did not know it yet. >> hear he is! >> greg: in just five short years he will be allowed near schools again. canadian and toast of the gym norton can't save you podcast gym norton! when she calls the fight she is the knockout charly arnolt!

sheet won't stop until she is ready to drop. "new york times" best-selling author fox news contributor kat timpf! he is not allowed to go horseback riding, "new york times" best-selling author fox news contributor tyrus! jim, a lot of people are not a rare that you are a nationally renowned parenting expert. >> thank you, greg. >> greg: which is odd because you don't have any kids. >> and i'm not allowed near schools. >> greg: but you had kids. was a lot of your behaviour contingent on the things that they told you not to do? >> i always pushed back. i did not want to get into the family business i wanted to do my own thing. >> greg: what was your family business? >> my parents did heroin. i can see, i just didn't want to swallow the little blue it was unhealthy. i went with a 10-pound bales of marijuana. i spoke to them in castor oil

and a friend would help me get the man with the croquet else. [laughter] i don't remember the question. you were asking about my relationship with my folks. they were always pretty independent they did not obsess about politics and any parent that obsesses with politics you are just a bore. that is the natural inclination of somebody younger to go shut up. if you encourage somebody to be open minded and a freethinker they might go the way you want them to go but these parents are not upset their kids went for trump, they are upset, they are narcissistic, like why couldn't i create a cloak of my own belief system. it is about their own narcissism it is not about their kid being disappointed to. >> greg: that is a great point. it is i think, charly, about compliance. they want you to comply. we liked me so i can go look there is me i made you. >> what does that say about the

parents? we know what they i guess what liberal children are doing on college campuses these days. they are joining girls sports teams if they are voices that reflect on parents? attending pro-palestinian protests, on the 18th booster shot. if that reflects the parents you can't say too many positive things about the parents. when i read these articles it is like you said, there could could be perfect and always accept if they vote for donald trump they are immediately a monster. >> greg: you can't be thoughtful under trump supporter. >> that is why their brains are broken because anything related to conservative them in their minds is inherently evil but these kids have gone through so many things they can even have their parents begin to understand. >> greg: do you get along with her parents politically? no? >> i do. i just have uncovered a few things about certain of my family members recently that i'm very upset about it and it has led to some very intense conversations. but, yes, i get along very well with my parents.

>> greg: kat, you were different from your late mother. did she care what direction you went into? >> yes. i wrote about this in excruciating detail in my book. it was a huge issue between us that she was very religious and i am not as much as i would like to be. i think it would be happier if i were. but i understand her perspective, right? because she believes if i am going to hell i can understand why she wouldn't let that go. >> greg: politically if you vote for trump are you going to hell that is not the question. >> in this article i read they said they were having a hard time talking about these political issues without permanently damaging the relationship. it's like ice you have to get over yourself. you have to just look at trump and obama laughing together at jimmy carter's funeral. politics, you are pathetic and weird if you let it interfere

with your relationship with your children on behalf of these people that don't even care if you exist. i hope that my kid well, you know, respect people who believe differently, but it is okay if my kid believes differently than i do. that is not what i worry about. i worry that my kid will be a bad hank. you know? the kid shows up and they are like [bleep] so-and-so is here. you can't really control it. your kids will be who they will be. i have the same personality out of my mom but we have different values on my siblings are very different you never really know what you were going to get it. >> greg: you don't want to love your kid you want to like your kid. go okay i like this kid because loving means you don't have to like them. >> you don't want to be humiliated to bring them places. >> that is a good point. >> greg: tyrus, it is not really about parents it is about the whole community around you

who demanded that you agree it. and yet when they demand for you to agree, they actually do not take the effort to persuade you to agree. >> i disagree a little bit. because in my house it was different. children, i guess me, were not allowed at the dinner table during conversations of politics. the best i could ever understand of what happened in election night was all that [bleep] guy? and that was it for my bedroom. i don't know which guy one i'm not sure who. it was just something that you weren't allowed to talk about because you didn't know about it. will learn about it in history. i kind of have done the same thing with my kids. but unfortunately my daughter met president trump. so she became a trumpeter because she met him. and she was nice to her and they talked.

so when the tv would come on and kamala would hear -- speak i would hear this [bleep] guy? and she goes she doesn't talk very good how could anybody vote for her? anybody who votes for her is an idiot trump is good sentences. and i was like that is right what are you voting him on? his vocabulary and he always wears a suit. i respect a man in a suit. she is 10. why won't you vote for kamala? because she talks like she is for and i hate babies. >> greg: there you go, a beautiful heartwarming tale. i'm looking forward to your next children's book, gym. do you have a title yet? >> yes, it is called this whole thing is just a misunderstanding. [laughter] >> greg: up next trump gives . trust at prices you'll love.

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♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: it is the same boring jokes from the same boring blokes. are video of the day comes from the late-night libs struggling to grapple with the fact that their favourite orange dictator is back. >> today at noon eastern are longer national nightmare was officially sworn in another time. after this we will play who wore it better me, melania, or the hamburglar. >> today donald trump was sworn in as the 47th president of the united states. we are all united that is great to know. >> today is martin luther king jr. day and like martin luther king i also had a

dream it. i mean, it had to be a dream, right? >> this is a tumultuous time in american history filled with much trepidation -- trepidation. >> greg: remember what obama said do not glue, vote, and if possible do it several months ago. >> how do you make sense of today how did we get here? >> greg: how did we get here, young man? they went all in on trump being evil and now they have no backup plan. reminds me of one i asked my mom to the prom and she turned me down. charly, isn't it crazy that they did not think ahead at least there is a possibility that there is going to be a change and maybe they should prepare for it? >> finding a brand-new riding team because their material is so old their jokes are not funny anymore who wants to tell them? i actually do not know how their shows worked if they use pipe in audio but if they do they should

pay their audio guy really well because they will obviously needing the audio companionship. people laughing at the background if they keep telling the same jokes. just make sure they don't hire the audio guy and charged of carrie -- in charge of carrie underwood's music at the capitol building clearly that did not turn out. but think about comedy if kamala won the election. think about monday at the scene. >> greg: they would have been's were -- swarming. >> we would have had torquing going on. >> greg: they would have to blow-dry their underwear. >> that would have been a comedy. >> greg: it is a big loss for me that we do not have... that was a cute joke the hamburger. >> i love the hat it was such a power move. she was like i don't want to where i maker either a lot that is why i started wearing glasses. remember how i wore glasses when

i could actually see perfectly? it made me look like i had actually been studying and not just that i was lazy and now i'm nearsighted. >> greg: god has a sense of humour. >> but stephen colbert was like and now we can it is okay to during in the morning now. it is like shut up. not relatable, most people i think don't get an urge to engage in extreme self-destructive behaviours because of an election. i think most people only do that because of a breakup. >> greg: this is almost a breakup. >> if you are reacting that like you got broken up with then i don't think that is normal. i do not think that is the average person. >> greg: i think you are right the people i have heard talk like this there is something else going on. something going on behind that. it is like a resentment or something they are working through. do you think they would just avoid politics altogether?

>> that would be clever. that would be a good idea. and wrestling we have a term called you are always performing for an audience of one. when i was there vince mcmahon was in charge he is watching if he likes that you are good. if he does not like it does not matter if 10,000 people are screaming you are done. so glimmer -- who him -- whoever this cfo the cmo of this show likes this, likes the show wants to keep it going, they are their talent. the one that bothers me the most is jimmy fallon. because he is truly talented and funny. it is sad to see him reduced to this chalking and driving pushing trump is bad syndrome when he was a funny guy. he did funny sketches. he made one mistake he played with president trump's hair and they are always threatening to

take his money away. i don't know, i have had a lot of jobs and it does not work for me anymore you can keep the paycheck because my dignity means a lot more and i'm talented so i will get on somewhere else. just keeping it real. [applause] but they will all keep doing this as long as the people signed their paychecks wanted to. regardless of the fact that the latest polls came else i think we were three-point for the they had to combine two of them to get close to us. they have a lead every night of 35 million. they start out before the show hits the air you are up at 35 million to not think. and then you lose by 1 million. i'm not a scientist but change the [bleep] [bleep] up. [applause] >> greg: jim, it seems like they were used to riding jokes to a set of laws.

you do the opposite which i admire. >> i do. i not only perform for a party of one that is how i have sex. it is like when you are a comedian every joke does not have to be a punctuation of your belief system. your job is not to convince people, it is not to give a ted talk, your job is to be funny and if you can get your point across that is great but it is okay to make fun of your point as well and that is okay to crucify people you like. right now i'm giving a speech it is boring i'm not being funny i'm doing exactly what i'm saying i'm doing. what they should all do is watch the segment and say jim has gotten a little bit more fat and don't do what he's doing. i'm not being funny at all that is what they have to avoid doing. stopped speaking with such gravity you are not changing anybody's mind, your depth is not impressive, it is boring and predictable. just be funny. trash trump he is the president.

the sitting president deserves to be made fun of but so does everybody else. machine gun. last everybody in politics that is how you should do jokes. [applause] >> greg: tomorrow's headline? comedian urges you to open fire at the president. >> i should rephrase that. >> greg: too late we are having that clipped and putting that out tonight. >> another one where you say there has been a misunderstanding. >> yes there has been. i meant to say metaphorically. verbally. >> loading it into the lead story on "fox & friends" tomorrow. >> made their night. >> the worst part is they would put comedian in quotes. >> greg: all right. up next, is the pennies it defends of your two cents? ter. even replaces multiple cleaning products. ooh, those suds got game. dawn powerwash.

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>> greg: a penny costs three cents. kat, elon musk di oge is targeting the penny due to high manufacturing costs of. it costs three cents to make a penny. so i have a question for you a penny for your thoughts, kat? >> i haven't gotten pennies for a long time. like why? you can't by anything with the penny. my whole lifetime you have not been able to buy anything with the penny i don't know about your lifetime. did you by things with pennies in your lifetime? >> greg: we had this thing called penny candy. >> i'm learning so much. i learned what family ties was today also. i thought it was a show about white people. no that. i do not see for the longest time why. nobody wants them even kids don't want them like you are insulting me and throw them at your head. >> greg: people through pennies at you as a child?

>> they are fun to like throw into a fountain but even that you are like this is not going to come true. >> greg: no. >> it is a penny. >> greg: the wish giver is like a cheap. >> now i am against you. i want nothing good for you. think about it if somebody gives you a penny you would be like what did i do to you? >> greg: yes, but i'm going to go one step further, tyrus, not just the penny. i mean the nickel is getting away with murder. and then there is a dime. i have this test. whatever you drop if you are not willing to pick it up on the street and then we should get rid of it. >> for you that is at least $10,000, right? >> plus it is new york you need a tetanus shot. i just like pennies for other reasons. pennies were always the excuse for one of the brothers i went to school with, everybody was doing history homework and he would not do it and his main thing would be to lay out a penny, and nickel, a dime, a quarter and say you see the

racism here? you free the slaves and everybody turns their back on you because abe lincoln is facing the opposite direction of all the other presidents. after that you would be like wow man you are so smart. so i'm glad to see them go. nobody uses change it used to be when you were a kid and broke if you saw a penny or a nickel, a quarter was a big find. >> greg: yes. >> if you find a penny you pick it up because 19 anmore i have a dollar. now it is like a penny, you'll. >> greg: it costs three times to make. >> it is change we need to probably get away from coins all together. i know people who do laundry at the laundromat are going to be furious but don't they do cards now? >> homeless people now take cards in new york. >> they have their venmo set up. >> greg: i saw a homeless guy with a sign that said venmo me.

>> thanks, abe lincoln, appreciate you, what time to go. even if you go to kids you want my change? and then they are like i only take 20s, bro. >> greg: gym, is a seasoned epidemiologist you have looked into this matter deeply. has anybody asked about the germ content of change at? we don't know where the change has been. >> you really did read might because i hate when you have to roll pennies so i never had the rollers and so i would always carry them to the bank in my mouth. i would take a handful and put them in my mouth and it's put them out of my hands. and i hope they don't get rid of them. i really do. how else am i supposed to tip my doorman of? close the door, link! >> greg: it is like a tip that is an anti-tip.

>> hit me in the face. >> greg: yes. charly, the cost to make a penny has doubled since 2016. other countries have ditched their one cent coin and we would save about $180 million if we got rid of it which i don't even understand the math. >> it seems like a no-brainer i just have to remark on one thing i have had pennies in my mouth before. back in high school i do not know if it was a myth, and i'm giving myself away yes, i during a few times in high school once twice. >> 30. >> but if you had pennies in your mouth and you brew -- blew into a breathalyzer it would not detect the alcohol. >> you drunk drove a? >> we wouldn't drive i just remember one sitting in the front yard of a some home having pennies in my mouth. so there is my penny story. i'm all about ditching the pennies i actually never got breathalyzer so i don't know if it works. >> greg: if you ditch the penny the penny becomes worth something. >> over time.

>> i have a massive bag of change that has been sitting on my desk were over five different apartments as they move around in new york city. i constantly want to take it to one of those coin star machines that do not exist anymore. >> greg: i love to those machines. i love going there with my change and i do it in front of a homeless person. i have a big bag of change and the homeless guy is staring at me and i go look! $43. >> i never trusted them i always thought you were ripping -- they were ripping you off. >> they do they take a commission. >> some man inside like yes! >> i never trusted it. >> greg: you know what? i got nothing. >> let's end up on our pennies to ukraine as a farewell gift. >> greg: there you go. this is a fun story, is stuck to blame for kamala campaign at?

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>> is this even real? >> greg: i hear that from women all the time. tonight on is this even real. [laughter] >> that is why you have a kid now. >> greg: exactly. is it doug's fault for kamala's loss? sources tell the daily mail, and i believe them at all times, that kamala thinks doug emhoff might have cost her the election because of his past controversies and reportedly their relationship is on the rocks. do you think this is real? >> yes something doesn't go your wife's way she blames the husband. never heard that before. that never happens. i feel bad for doug. how dare she blame him? his life was hard enough. can you imagine trying to pick a restaurant with kamala? you were in the car and she is like i'm hungry what do you want to eat to? first we would be unburdened by

the hunger that has been. how do you deal with that? imagine it is wednesday night and the kids are in bed and the nanny has been off for a week and that is supposed to be alone time and trying to get her to answer whether you can have sex or not and all she is giving you his word salad? i mean, this dude's life has been a living hell. he has to stand there. he is the only person who has to stand there while she talks about [bleep] school buses and acts like it is cool because he is her husband. he deserves a hug. >> greg: yes. and not from a nanny. jim, you are a renowned relationship expert. >> thank you indeed i am. >> greg: do you see the telltale signs between these two lovebirds that may be things are not going well? >> it is like my new relationship. >> trouble in paradise.

>> he is, first of all, to blame him, i almost voted for her just because he knocked up at the nanny. i said anybody who does that that is a guy that to be the first sentiment of the united states. who knows if that is even true. people say the obamas like i don't believe or care about any of it. i imagine she is a bit overbearing and annoying. like when somebody loses an election they are probably very difficult to be around. you know what i mean? whoever it is when they lose i imagine biden is not a pleasant hang right now. >> greg: he doesn't remember. >> unless he watches no subtract two and thinks it is home movies. >> greg: oscar nominated film. >> i don't really know or care. but he looks happy in that photo you can tell he is happy. [laughter]

>> greg: how did i get here he is thinking, charly, he is taking a new job in new york. he would split time with kamala and their l.a. home. >> that is kind of your first indication he is like let me make this bicoastal i only have to see you have the time versus all the time. but then i saw the report they are searching for a home in new york city and now i am like great, i have the pleasure of potentially running into kamala harris on the street and hearing her cackle all the way down the block. but honestly, i don't know. remember the left for the long time was like this is the definition of masculinity doug emhoff. and we were like what are you talking about? he is the definition of a low key soy-based have. as much as i don't like kamala harris or respect anything about her if she is deciding to part ways at least she is having a little bit of a wake-up call because he is not husband material based on his alleged

past indiscretions. >> your not going to blame him! >> what? i'm not blaming him! >> at one time he looked like fabienne he had long hair and absent was jack. he has been living to the -- listening to that voice for aeons and decades. it moulded him. the reason he looks like she may go now is he was too close to the ring. it was always talking let's be unburdened by what has been. >> you sound like you were speaking from personal experience. >> if i was married to her eye would be in jail for murder. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: what's that you? >> i think we could have done the whole show on this. i really do. everybody judges people based on who they marry because you can figure out a lot of about -- about a person based on who they may re. she must have know that he impregnated his last wife's and 90 and she still may red him. so you can say what kind of person would do that? a lot of different kinds of

profiles that would do that could be somebody who has low self-esteem that is not her she has high self-esteem. she likes that he did that because she has a [bleep] up to lord over him. there are many marriages that last not because the people love each other, but because the people they hate each other so much and they know that nobody has the power to make the other one as miserable as they do. [laughter] that is kamala and doug. >> no. >> she doesn't want to be with a regular guy who never impregnated a nanny because then she can't say i don't have a hard time trusting you ever since you got pregnant with the nanny. and he doesn't feel that he has to make this whole life making it up to her. she has that power. and give it that power and control of? [applause] >> but to be clear, just because you have four different babies from four different women does

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♪ ♪ >> when brownell comes to town you need a man who won't blush at the sound of a flush. you need the poo detective. [applause] >> greg: welcome new viewers. does the hardware store make you poop more? tonight on poo detective the mysterious laxative known as home depot. turns out hardware stores give people the urge to poop and they know why. the place things. according to scientists this provides a lot of sensory overloads which can produce sudden ball movements. timber, potting mix, varnish it, all of that can trigger the vagus nerve which controls digestion and thus the unmistakable need to crap.

and that explains the last time i was at home depot. thank god they had those floor models. charly, has this ever happened to you at home depot or wherever you by your house building needs? >> the last home improvement store i was in was at home depot in denver and i absolutely can tell you how to get to the bathroom. >> greg: really. >> yes, i use the bathroom and i distinctly remember going through the bathroom. and you spend a lot of time or times and inspected in the stores because you get so wrapped up and paint colours. i'm not painting anything but of course i have to analyse all of the paint colours as if i were painting my whole house. were looking at sealing fans there is so many options. >> greg: you end up there for days. >> like target. >> greg: jim i am afraid of your answer. is there any place where you do not have the urge to poop a? >> in the bathroom.

normally. [laughter] >> you just sit there? >> i take selfies and i eat pound cake. typically the urge, like that urge that my friends at once described as a telltale heaviness in your lower back like you know it is going to happen i get that when i am doing jumping jacks or the first time i kissed a woman. >> greg: that is a beautiful, beautiful story. >> thank you. >> greg: a hopeless romantic you are. kat, i have to say i always do my business before i shop i do my business before the show, often on kill meade's desk. to you by the science? >> i do not think it is true. i have this friend to has this problem with bookstores. that is a thing they say. >> greg: just like the bookstores! >> i mean i am pregnant so i haven't had to poop since may.

>> what if you are not really pregnant. [laughter] >> greg: you just could have the worst case of constipation and history. >> it is all building up. [laughter] >> i will let you know. i'm still taking off three months. [applause] either way i think it would be owed that. >> greg: that is interesting you could take poop leave. >> i think that one is five months actually. >> greg: tyrus, last word to you. do you believe this? >> this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard of. i am somebody who does my own building et cetera and i go to lowe's may be a sponsorship at some point i go when you get your stuff you get out because you have [bleep] to do.

this is why science is dead. i guarantee you this is a british another one of those british [bleep] labs. >> greg: it was australian! >> the prisoner brits and they are like i have to go to the bathroom. because you do not work with hands you lazy bags of oatmeal. nobody goes to the hardware store to check out the porcelain in the back. you get in and your manhood is judged by your precision and you fellows know what i'm talking about. [applause] you walk in their you get the nails you get this and if somebody comes up to you and asks if you need help you go know i was made for this. you get in and you get out. ridiculousup. sciencibe is dead. >> greg: in all right, kids. we will be right back. ination o, iberogast helps relieve six digestive symptoms to help you feel better. six digestive symptoms. the power of nature. iberogast. i forgot to wash my work shirt. just wear it again! i added unstopables with odor blocker

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