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hello everybody i'm susan reedr, as well as judge jeanine pirro,s out for junior, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. iit's a 5:00 in new york city d this is "the five". >> ♪ ♪ forty-seven is on the move right now as president trump is on board air force one in wildfirew ravaged los angeles expected the show uctp there uninvited with e hurricane helene damage ine th northville carolina community that feels very forgotten.incl making a ton of news including o moment where he signed an executive order to get rid of fema here's what.in >> i will sign an executive order of fundamentally reforminy and overhauling fema or getting rid ofof it. i think it's not good. they get here they don't know the area they've never been to the area. they want to give you rules you've never heard about andou

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thank you. >> judge jeanine: president trump sending a strong and clear message as i.c.e. begins their deportation flights. the white house releasing these striking images showing some of the country's most criminal migrants. porting a one-way flight out of our country. it is a sharp contrast to the days of joe biden's shameful midnight flights that flew migrants, no, flew illegals in under the cover of darkness. and that's not all. we are also getting brand-new video that shows military helicopters and marines at the southern border helping agents there with security operations. and check out this incredible moment, deported illegals arriving back in mexico and warning others with this messa message. >> [speaking spanish] >> judge jeanine: everyone is getting caught, as well it should be. you know, what's interesting,

harold, is that governor healy in massachusetts, a democrat, she was going to use every tool in her arsenal to fight back against trump, but she made an about-face. why do you think that is? and will others follow? >> harold: i think she made an about-face come i don't know all that she said but i did see some of those things and she is now in full support of these things. i think people realize that when you are able to make her streets safer and you are able to reduce costs and taking care of people who many in your community don't want in your community, i think that is a positive thing. i think you'll find more in more electorates. your question is focused on democrats, particularly those who may have said their cities or states would be more sanctuary-like. i think they are going to hear from voters. you have seen in chicago where a court of the voting population, constituenconstituency includinf african americans saying we can't afford this, why is this happening? this group the president is speaking of, this is what

tom homan said are the worst of the people here peered our country has been built over the years on excepting people who want to come and play by the rules and want to come and live the great american dream, but when you come and commit crimes and the kind of violent crimes people are committing, there is no question the president will continue to address this. as i said yesterday, this is how you keep that coalition together that elected you, mr. president, back in 2024. could get a little dicier as things go on but people are going to continue. >> judge jeanine: you know, shannon, harold said when the democrats realized that it is making the streets safer, as if they couldn't figure that out before -- >> harold: some of -- >> judge jeanine: i think it is a recognition that they are going to be charged with obstruction, with interfering, and they don't want to be taken out in cuffs, okay? they cannot stop it. this mayor johnson in chicago, brandon johnson, has already spent half a billion dollars in chicago, and he's got to campaign starting to know your

rights, he says you want to protect people. protect americans or illegals? >> shannon: there are the objects now the democrats have to contend with because chicago is one of the places where officials have said we want to go in the jails and get the bad guys and take them out of here, but we can't go into the jails so i don't know what the argument is there for protecting bad guys come i'm not sure what the argument is but it is a hard one for democrats to make soap tom homan and others are going out there and saying we are going after people convicted of all kinds of things like rape and assault and attempt to murder and that kind of stuff. you can't stand there is governor healy or anybody else to keep up his efforts. as you mentioned, this executive order says two things, we can come after you civilly or criminally. the president has ordered these agencies to look at cutting off federal funding to these places, as well. >> judge jeanine: all right, greg. shannon just mentioned, we can go into the jails. should these illegals who are

here and charged with crimes, should they be convicted and spent time in the united states or should they be automatically deported and put on a c-130? >> greg: depends on the crime, if they are bass eight or murderers, but we deport them before we land the plane. >> jesse: drop -- >> greg: drop them. it is interesting that foreign bass eight are treated better that americans be 28. you have these city leaders trying to muck up the work. would you treat our criminals the same way? they actually captured and i believe they are deporting some abusers of children. and i am wondering where aoc is on this. shouldn't the children that these abusers have been traveling, how dare you separate them. shouldn't they be together? isn't that what she was talking about? of course he is not going to say that because the separation policy is designed for that.

to keep the guys that are rape kids or trying to sell kids from being their guardian. again, this is free money for trump, he is not creating new laws, simply enforcing the existing laws and everybody is looking at it going, whoa, so we can do this? i had no idea. this is what happens when you get rid of the hoaxes, when you get rid of the hoaxes, you get rid of these pushers of hoaxes in the media, now you see that there is nothing to fear when you follow the law. nobody is turning into hitler. there are no concentration camps. it was all a lie. >> judge jeanine: yes indeed. now these illegals, jesse, have been able to and have literally been exempted from the united states laws, and the question now is, i mean, do you -- and i am just curious as to what the thinking is, they spend jail time here or just deport them? >> jesse: on the one hand it is expensive to imprison these people but if you deport them

and they sneak back in, that's another issue. so i am with greg, it depends on the crime. if it is a hard-core crime, i say we imprison them here. if it is just a small misdemeanor, send them back and take the risk. remember the talking point about not all migrants are criminals. so what? and look at all of these criminals going home, and all it did, it took a show of force. just the visual of having these c-130s out hovering over the border, do you know how scared people are now? they used two average thousands of border apprehensions per day. after trump came in, a couple hundred. no one is even making the track anymore. it looks to me like johnson in chicago wants to get arrested. it looks like he wants to be a martyr, and he wants to now being known for defending criminal illegal aliens. if he does that and the media

starts supporting johnson and makes them this big anti-trump resistance hero, that is going to send the democratic party so far back in time, and the more and more you realize about how long these killers and rapists languished in our cities, this feisty patient illegal -- >> judge jeanine: been here since 2013 -- >> jesse: as president, enemies foreign and domestic, and he is letting foreign enemies prey on americans, four years, and he obviously knew where he was because on the first week they had his address and picked him up. this just makes joe biden look like such a traitor. >> judge jeanine: no question, and he is thinking joe biden and barack obama, thanks, bro. >> harold: you didn't ask me the question, send them back of these people are convicted and they are still out because our laws need to be changed -- >> judge jeanine: some of them haven't been convicted yet. in other words, we haven't had

the ability to try them because they are being protected and the sanctuaries. >> harold: i think they should be sent back peered. >> judge jeanine: send them back on that c-130 and airdrop them. >> greg: building for the flight. >> judge jeanine: up next, the sore loser club. kamala and hillary start a support club for losing to president trump. ♪ ♪ have you always had trouble with your weight? same. discover the power of wegovy®. with wegovy®, i lost 35 pounds. and some lost over 46 pounds. and i'm keeping the weight off. i'm reducing my risk. wegovy® is the only weight-management medicine proven to reduce risk of major cardiovascular events such as death, heart attack, or stroke in adults with known heart disease and obesity. don't use wegovy® with semaglutide or glp-1 medicines, or in children under 12. don't take if you or your family had mtc, men 2, or if allergic to it. tell your provider if you plan to have surgery or a procedure,

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kamala hasn't ruled out a 2028 run and is turning to old hillary for advice. a real support group for losers. to have reportedly chatted multiple times since kamala's defeat on what her next steps should be, what do you think that conversation is like, greg, between hillary and kamala? >> greg: does hillary really have any advice on how to cope with loss? how is that going for her? since 2016 she has been a walking pantsuit of misery. people just throw money at her so she goes away. like none of the projects she has been working on actually helps. the problem with kamala it she can take up drinking because she is already all in. she needs a hobby that doesn't involve a corkscrew. she did start her own company, probably because she had the business cards made that said president, so she needed something, and even if it is a phony company, she can say, i'm in charge. it's called pioneer 49. did you know that? it is a combination of for

secret service code name and the number of times she slept with willie brown. >> jesse: [laughs] >> greg: but how do you feel bad for her? she is a wealthy lack woman in america who was a historic first. she is going to land on her feet. she will get a deal with netflix. she will get something at hbo. and then she won't do jack because she doesn't have to. >> jesse: she could do that, shannon. >> greg: shannon, i am sorry for that. >> jesse: she is considering a gubernatorial run. do you think that would be wise? >> shannon: there are those within her circle who say she won't do it if she feels it is a step back. i thought the 49 might be she was aiming to be the 49th president. so maybe there is some more -- >> greg: i was just joking, shannon -- >> shannon: it is 49 -- >> greg: is actually about willie brown. >> shannon: i'm trying to stay out of hr. in washington, republicans their

love the idea that she would run in '28 and they love she is getting advice from hillary clinton. they think that is a wonderful plan for the democrats moving forward but remember there are a lot of angry, angry donors within the party who want to know what happened to their billion dollars and i don't think they are ready to just say, okay, let's do that again. >> jesse: and jeanine, if she did run for the presidency again, she might have to fight through a primary. imagine that. >> judge jeanine: she won't be able to drop out before iowa. look, i have a couple of thoughts. number one, i am really teed off about her endless plastic bags. she won't let me cook on a gas stove. she won't let me use a plastic straw. but she is going to use a plastic bag. it is typical hypocrite, okay? i hope she runs again, really do, because she's got nothing to say. she's got nothing to lean on. and unless she gets a lobotomy, she'll end up the same way. she's going to lose. and the third thing is what shannon talked about, and that is what john morgan said, the

woman should be disqualified from running again because she lost a billion dollars, didn't make a damn bit of difference. and finally, how do you think her future is going to be that great, because right now they are trashing joe biden. it is joe's fault, joe this, joe that, it is going to turn around. it is going to be kamala because they can't blame biden forever. she is going to pop her head up and they're coming after her. >> greg: her husband should have used a plastic bag. [laughter] >> jesse: harold ford jr.? [laughter] >> harold: i'm not bothered by her talking about running for office again. i think if you've been in political office or public office as long as she has, she was an attorney general, u.s. senator, vice president, if you are not still interested in public service, it would seem odd to me and weird to me.

i don't dispute anything that has been said about the hurdles she will have to overcome. i hope she uses the moment as an emphasis and catalyst to understand what it means to be in a grocery store, what it means to pay for groceries, how prices are going up. i think your point, judge, but the plastics, maybe she has a different kind of revelation or thinking on this. i don't think you should be permanent he penalized in life or politics if you change your mind -- >> judge jeanine: she wanted me to change my way of life. >> harold: i only get a minute here. [laughter] i'm just saying i think it is great that we challenger on these things because i think she should have to answer all the questions you asked, even the uncomfortable questions you asked about why were you this way a year ago or six months ago and if you change your mind, tell us why. even creating organization gives her an even greater opportunity to be able to do those things. >> greg: pioneer 49, do you know what it does? >> jesse: what does it do? >> greg: it is to help her set up a future. that's all it is. just buy a newspaper or go

online. find a job. i don't know. >> jesse: they are asking for our email addresses. she could ask for more money. are they still asking for money from you, harold? >> harold: who is they? democrats? >> jesse: kamala. not this week? >> harold: couple weeks. >> jesse: up next, aoc can't stand that president trump is the most popular man besides greg in america. ♪ ♪ as the people you love get older, their risk of severe flu and covid goes up. last year alone, those viruses hospitalized nearly 1 million people 65 and older.

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♪ ♪ >> harold: the congresswoman known as aoc is anything but a-ok. the outspoken democrat is blasting her colleagues and other elites for normalizing trump 2.0. judge -- >> what makes this go around with trump so much more dangerous than the first time

around, this time, the norms are becoming him. like, the norms are embracing him. they are strong cultural signals. oscar de la renta dressing all the women -- they're all of these cultural signals. it is a kiss [bleep] race. >> man. >> it is how can i show how much fealty i have to donald trump in order to get my digs? >> judge jeanine: get what? >> harold: i'm coming to you second. greg, what are your thoughts -- i'm curious about this because we elect a new president, people want to figure out ways to work together peered i don't know what she is actually trying to say. >> greg: it seems like bernie sanders there was really disappointed. i think the psychology is she is feeling the flip that the democrats and liberals are no longer the cool place to be anymore, and it is on the other side, which is hard to believe. she wants cultural figures to be

scared of being near trump. and that has always been the tool that they used. it is a very honest admission that they want to keep you from leaving the flock by the threat of ostracizing you. that was the whole genesis of cancel culture, if i see you on fox, you are dead to me. if you watch joe rogan, how dare you. if you like to tweet, we are going after you. this used to happen to me all the time. they would hear somebody. that is what created the silent majority. people just wouldn't tell you that they liked somebody, and then he found out, they shellacked you in the election and what you are saying is true, this is the opposite of the american spirit. it is ordering you not to communicate with people who are different than you, that is the woke creed, not the american creed. you have to engage with the opposition but they are scared if you do you might like what you hear. >> harold: shannon, you are in washington, you deal with leaders and republican and

democratic party, can you sense that what she is saying is felt, probably felt, probably shared? >> shannon: what it seems like with her is the more he is normalized and accepted by people across both sides of the aisle, the more it takes away her voice because she is out there, you were saying, she is the progressive wing of the party and they had a lot of power at the table in the biden administration. if trump is now normalized, it really takes away from her ability to use a name or a description of him that immediately makes toxic and everybody wants to walk away from him. we were told during the campaign he was the end of democracy, the dictator, a tyrant, yet when it came time to do the electoral votes, the democrats didn't object, they did their thing, they did their duty, they got it done and then you see him at present carter's funeral, president obama is joking with him and laughing with him. it completely disarms the other side's argument that he is an existential threat, and i think for her it feels like she is losing power when that happens. >> harold: prime time, what are your thoughts on this? >> jesse: i think greg sums it up perfectly.

it is like middle school mean girls. you all agree you are going to not talk to this one guy, and then a little while later in the semester, some of your friends start talking to him. no, no, no, you are not allowed to talk to him. all of them start talking to him at it's like oh, my god, what is going on? the whole resistance to trump was like a social boycott. it wasn't really based on anything else. you see it only works if every democrat in every single industry is perfectly compliant with the boycott. and if one slips, it all falls apart. that is why there is no resistance anymore. it doesn't work. it wasn't a political party, it was a political army, and if one wing of the army isn't participating, they lose, and that is why you don't even hear anything from democrats now. >> greg: i like that hand gesture. >> harold: judge, your thoughts on this? similar to the table, or you have different thoughts? >> judge jeanine: it is similar to the table but i still get to answer peered. >> harold: okay, your time.

>> judge jeanine: all right. she is concerned trump is being normalized. i said it earlier. he was right about immigration. he was right about the water problem in california. he was right that shutting down american energy was going to create inflation and all kinds of problems for us. and i'm not sure that trump is the one being normalized. i think america and the left is now being normalized to donald trump. the man was right all along, and now america is saying, okay, that's right, that's where we are standing. >> harold: i agree with everybody around the table. i think you can like people and be friends with people you disagree with. i think you can show people respect and decorum when you encounter and have differences politically. we shouldn't embrace somebody that's different wit that also s the president come i don't think it serves anybody -- >> greg: shut up, harold. >> judge jeanine: yeah, that was so -- [laughter]

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>> greg: "fan mail friday" peered first question, i like this question from perl. have you ever knocked on a neighbor's door to borrow something? she gives examples but those are lame. shannon? >> shannon: you know this kind of works in reverse at our house, we're the only one with a generator on our stream so there is a snowstorm or trees down, they come to our house and i love it, mostly what they want is -- we offer a hot shower, too. >> greg: i have cameras in the bathroom. i'm actually i'm filming us right now. jesse? >> jesse: hit a tree with a car as a teenager, it was a snowstorm, and i wandered to a neighbors house and knocked on the door. they thought it was a home invasion, no, no, no, i just crashed my car, please call my dad. not 911. >> greg: that is a great story. that is not borrowing something. >> jesse: i borrowed their phone. this was precell phone, greg,

i'm older than i look. >> judge jeanine: i'm never borrowed anything. >> greg: from your neighbors? >> judge jeanine: why would i? i have a store at a gas station, why would i borrow anything? >> greg: a way to get to know your neighbors peered. >> harold: not long ago to see if i could hide my kids' bikes for a reason that i didn't want them to know about something. they weren't home. >> greg: every now and then i knock on a neighbors door to borrow a bath towel. >> judge jeanine: you do not. >> greg: that i wrap it around me and i leave. you didn't see that one coming, did you? frenchy, remember her? what is the most disgusting thing you've seen on a flight? judge, come on. >> judge jeanine: that some pig was clipping his fingernails, and he took off his socks, and i was like ready to vomit on him. >> greg: wow just say his name, hemmer. >> shannon: awww.

>> harold: a morning flight, may not have used mouthwash, and they are snoring. speeder mouth is open -- >> harold: wide open peered plus their heart. >> greg: jesse, what is the worst thing you have seen on a flight? >> jesse: a guy had an emotional support rooster on the flight and started relieving itself in the aisle. >> judge jeanine: the rooster or the guy? [laughter] >> shannon: i got a real thing with hair, i feel like here is super disgusting and there was a woman sitting in front with really long hair and she put it over the back of the chair -- >> judge jeanine: that's nasty -- >> shannon: i was behind them, oh, no. >> greg: that is where you dry your hands. when i was flying last week, obviously private, the sushi that they served, it wasn't as cold as i would like, and that was disgusting. >> judge jeanine: okay. >> greg: firing the flight attendant might have been a bit harsh and making her cry, who

cares? do i have time for another or should i just go? >> judge jeanine: yes! >> greg: what is one thing people should do in public -- that people do in public that should be illegal? illegal. jesse? >> jesse: when they talk really loud on the phone -- >> shannon: yes, yes, yes! >> greg: it's like a reality show. like the apprentice, somebody is in the backseat, talking, hate that. anything else? >> shannon: that definitely -- >> harold: we all agree with jesse. >> greg: riding bikes on sidewalks drives me crazy. >> shannon: that's dangerous >> judge jeanine: coming on a plane with your pajamas on. >> greg: i agree with harold about women drivers, they should be illegal appeared. >> judge jeanine: we try better than you do. >> harold: i didn't say that. [laughter] i disagree. >> greg: i said go away. ♪ ♪ okay everyone, our mission is to provide complete,

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