i'm a little sad that is it for us tonight. i can't believe the time flew by. june and rob 6:00 a.m. that i am a great show amongst the guests, tom homan. the greatest ceo and sara carter. the husband hundred if i do say so myself. tyler fisher and michael goodm goodman, what is comedian. i'll see if i can get a seat i am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. pop in.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] sure. >> welcome to fox news saturday night and thank you that applause. i don't think we would get a crowd because trump is supported half the city this week. [laughter] it is crazy. they have tik tok somebody from us. alec baldwin's wife is admitting now. the fake accent is gone. who is this chick you keep mentioning? and even know her name. seriously, the trump man on fire

this week. [cheering] great for you, your clapping because you don't work in media. no one can keep up because we got so used to covering biden who never came out, you know what i mean? the biden white house covering the ground talk in pennsylvania, you know? every few months you would get a siding in the news would be like the president addressed reporters today saying -- [inaudible] [laughter] he also saw his shadow so six more weeks okay jp. [laughter] crazy. [applause] the trump new cycle has the media looking like a cat chasing a laser pointer. signing executive orders, he's dancing with the sword. i don't know why. back to that, he went to dallas, he's releasing the jfk files. [laughter] is like mr. president, we all

wish you well but i think i speak for all americans when i say, slow the [bleep] down, du dude. [laughter] we can't keep up. he's given like a dozen speeches, ten press conferences and signed a zillion executive orders and deportations, it's astonishing. tom homan has sent back so many people. they are charging him congestion pricing now. [laughter] it's crazy. it's crazy. as i speak to you right now, the only two mexicans left in the country are lawrence sanchez is loops. [laughter] 's they are only here because they found out they're not real. [laughter] they can stay, just give me a squeeze. anyway. got to love her white pantsuit and her rock.

any woman can buy get for presidential inauguration but only a true fashionista can go out for a party. [cheering] she was not the worst dressed person there because john fetterman showed up looking like the high school gym teacher who gets a dui on his lunch break. [laughter] the white house correspondent dinner, a cool guy, the one democrat who kept pushing to release the hostages in gaza which is only funny because he looks like the type of dude who has hostages in his house. [laughter] i love him but due to look like betterment of the reason nobody hitchhiked anymore. you know what i mean? [laughter] if we talk about fashion, we have to shout out wanting a

trump. [cheering] thank you. [applause] she was supermodel all day long. the black and white dress you see a killer. the hot kind of made her look like a killer. [laughter] didn't she look like she be the one giving you a thumbs up or thumbs down at the hunger games? no, donald. [laughter] my wife jenny were talking about this, she was wondering why she would cover a gorgeous face. if you want to know my best guess? i don't think she wanted to be caught laughing. that was a roast of everybody in washington. straight rows, should have been on comedy central. >> as we gather today, are government confronts trust. the corrupt establishment extracted power and wealth from our citizens and the pillars of

our society lay broken and seemingly incomplete, disrepair. >> look how he's leaning, a corrupt establishment. bankrupt. that was nothing. loosen. >> we have a government that cannot manage even a simple crisis at home while at the same time tumbling into continuing catalog of catastrophic defense and fails to protect magnificent law-abiding american citizens provides sanctuary and protection for dangerous criminals, many from prisons and mental institutions that illegally enter our country from all over the world. >> they are eating the dogs, eating the cats. [laughter] this is why donald trump will never get asked to be the best man at someone's wedding because

he always says was on his mind. he can't help himself, you know what i mean? everybody knows the bride slept around in her 20s. [laughter] 's they called her sweaty shannon. they did. cracks his diet coke. he wasn't even done great history of accused of people on the stage of trying to kill him to their face. >> the journey to reclaim our republic has not been, i can tell you. those who wish to stop our cause have tried to take my freedom and indeed, to take my life. >> he's like you know what you did. [laughter] it turns out she wore the hot because she didn't want to get caught on camera taking the space.

[laughter] >> is it me or is george w. bush looking like he put a banana in the tailpipe of trump's limo? and no one knows. are you going to tell me he didn't get the guy a wet willy during the speech? nobody would notice because trump was going so hard. all the day that day but all week. he renamed mount mckinley, the gulf of mexico now the gulf of america and went after the panama canal, slot of the paris looks much with the world health organization, a total shock to joe biden thinks the who is a british band. [laughter] he even found time to announce we were transitioning away from transitions. >> as of today it will be the official policy of the united

states government that there are only two genders. male and female. >> so much for the local from comp i wrote. [laughter] it was called when harry became sally. [applause] 's doa in the golden age of america. wish me luck the julia roberts spin. i don't think it's going to work. what is insane is we've been fighting over the gender issue for five years nonstop. it wasn't even a big deal like the pie is just over and i know their people divided on the issue but getting past politics hoping for personally this will be the end of gender revealed parties. okay? [laughter] message to all americans, nobody wants to go to your gender revealed. [applause]

>> a waste of sunday, we have to buy you an extra baby gift now for some reason and we don't care. if you want to make it interesting, you wait ten years and have a report card reveal party because that will tell us about the kids future. three these and enough. it's a stripper. [applause] should be federal and glitter and dollar bills, but the wildest development trump declassified the jfk records. look at this. >> executive orders, declassification of false relating to the assassinations, john f. kennedy. robert f kennedy and doctor martin luther king jr. >> that's a big one.

>> i love how trump comments on each he's reading they cars to the family. just once from jfk and mlk. [laughter] everyone is divided on this one. what you think? oswald? to think he had helped? bear. write down the middle but my friends think lee harvey oswald the long and a lot of people think it could be a famous organized crime family. [laughter] [applause] i'm not saying he did it but bill clinton did the jfk and college, a famous photo because he knew the marilyn monroe, it was a whole saturday night. how about it. [applause] fox news, making, degrading and.

leaning. [applause] seriously, if i've learned anything in politics, the clintons didn't kill jfk and epstein didn't kill himself. no chance. okay? but moving on. the media couldn't let this stuff happen without at least one controversy and that they did. falsely accusing elon musk of doing a salute after elon musk did what he always does every time the bottom of the stage, he hops around like a dog whose owner just came home from work. [laughter] take a look. six not ideal. okay? [laughter] but by that definition, i'm a former new york city kat driver, everybody who's ever hailed me is a. run for your life if that's the case, we are in big trouble.

i concede he makes a lot of ridiculous hand gestures but no serious person thinks he is a. i know aoc says he is but health serious person. [laughter] that said, elon should be careful because of liberals really think he wants to wipe israel off the map, they will give him a scholarship to columbia university and will not hesitate. we got a great show tonight. martha maccallum is way too classy but she's in the house anyway. stand-up comedy later on and about to bring out the panel to talk about the death of di. hey girl. [cheering and applauding introducing new eroxon gel, the first fda-cleared ed treatment available without a prescription. eroxon gel is clinically proven to work within ten minutes, so you and your partner can experience the heights of intimacy. new eroxon ed treatment gel.

♪ >> donald trump is back in d.c. to drain the swamp and i'm here to join the bar. let's party with the patriots. this. [cheering] in. >> are you partying tonight? >> a little bit. >> are you going to be on the dance floor? show me some moves.

the ymca. [cheering] isn't it fitting his last day in office is a half day like all the other ones? [laughter] >> the longest day of his administration. [laughter] 's. >> are you from? >> dominican republic the georgia. >> originally. >> you are getting sent back. >> no tax on tips. you sound like you might work in one of those. >> i do work in bartending. >> i thought you looked famili familiar. you're not going to cut me off tonight though right? >> absolutely not. >> is a true they will lay off excessive reindeer? >> they might. [laughter] >> last few years, government jobs, the elves have been

working from home, can you confirm they will make the elves come back to the fauci? >> yes. >> christmas is already graded. >> walking by fbi headquarters. >> he's running for the presidency. you're from georgia. how are you holding up without a waffle house? >> about to go hunting. what you most excited about? my top three. porter, a economy to, be honest, mar-a-lago. [laughter] 's. >> he just gave greg gutfeld a shout out. supposed to drive down here together. i don't have the kids he friended right in. >> part of history, make america

great again. i'm a black man and proud to be here. we are all unified. >> we are going to hooters no matter the color of the waitre waitress. >> my name is jesse watters. [laughter] okay. >> society and really wanted to go to hooters. [laughter] a great time. here's the news, president trump killed all federal the ei program signing executive order at the white house so this is the last time you will seek keona holley wealth. [laughter] stop it right now. joining me to discuss the finales, fox news contributor, a guy who is here on merit good at

writing. [laughter] [applause] a median who was a canadian before trump invaded and took it. [laughter] 's the di story is nuts. i'm going to come to you first because have said repeatedly blacks shouldn't even be allowed to vote. [laughter] but you love it's going away. >> absolutely. who liked it? is a couple people, hollywood types. >> like a no-show. the kind of undermines the perception of how people get the job because you just got it because of your race like mayor

of philadelphia, tell me what you think. [laughter] >> let me off your you say. [chanting] 's let's go birds. [laughter] >> the problem is a lot of people think is just handle the job which overshadowed the fact that corruption -- but even if she could spell eagles, there is that perception. >> she clearly didn't win because of her spelling skills. [laughter] there's a yellow school bus should probably came in on but. >> but spelled it -- [laughter] >> but i agree with you, i'm glad the di is over and i'm glad back on the show because you

ended your problem, didn't you? >> real the. >> if you have to explain it -- >> but not as much as we love direct messages afterwards from money middle aged excitement. [laughter] feel the criminals at home know who you are. >> they do but i think what happened for a lot of people is they got over the fact that there was no merit. we got away from merit completely. look at l.a. right now. he will never have your house on fire and call up and say? , since the lesbian. [laughter] there are other services i call up to say quick, send me a lesbian. it's lonely on the road, don't get me wrong. his a different kind but don't you think we are fighting the wrong battles?

>> we were in this cultural dark age focusing on the wrong thin things. everybody knew it was wrong and just didn't want to say it because some people benefited from it like i want to get fired for getting in the way. >> society was reconfigured to reward the people yelling the loudest but the people yelling the loudest -- >> that's venture of. >> it's almost shocking because we are technically the most tolerant society in the world we have this di movement from barack obama, our last black president and -- anyway. >> is confusing. [laughter] >> like i hope so, don't look at me -- [laughter] i'll drink to that.

[laughter] >> it is confusing because you can tell with the di programs, everybody was a liberal perspective like i have 1000 genders and then you wonder, have these people -- completely delusional statements. [laughter] insane. >> it is, it's true. >> look at target, the top friendly -- today they are like everybody, i guess we are not going to anymore either. >> we went from defunding police to trump getting the village people more work. [laughter] that backfired. like garth brooks, she has friends in all places. when we come back.

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who likes it cold in the winter i was ecstatic this is the morning because had a white christmas. i'm like a kid when it snows. i absolutely love it so i like it better when it's cold in the winter then 55 degrees which i hate. >> 1000%. i think everyone who lives here refers to call because you can't spell. that's another hook nobody tells you about. >> a kind of dampens the smelly pot smell that's rampant all over the city. >> doing weather forecasts based on what you would encounter. >> exactly. the smell this moment. >> cloudy with a chance of purple haze. stay away from washington square park today.

>> very, very smelly. [laughter] >> how about it. [applause] still can't believe that drunk lady puked in my kat. [laughter] joining nina, say hello. [applause] shouldn't have taken me. >> last time going up. >> it looks nice to watch out. >> i want you to acknowledge my driving was better than you thought. >> it was excellent. [laughter] she met evan telling everyone, has been in the cab with jimmy yet? >> she didn't want to bring it home let's acknowledge how it started. [laughter] they wired of sound and she's like how long is this interview?

[laughter] it was amazing. i loved it we could do it again. i did see you briefly at the inauguration. they don't know this but you went lauren her outfit with her moves out. >> i was like this is perfect. [laughter] you should definitely where this. [laughter] usually gets to -- nana no should. >> they want everyone to know they get paid in singles, two. [laughter] that you think everyone is that disadvantage? she is a supermodel and people are starting to remember that now because the first time around. >> i really hope all fashion magazines asked her to be on the cover and she goes know. [laughter] 's. >> she actually said without an accent. [laughter] not doing it. i love that one but one thing

you have to acknowledge is we knew the pace with change, we knew it would pick up trump the biden but does trump no he gets full whole here's? [laughter] you got ten cds for a penny in the mail and you don't know what to play, that's what we are doing, ten cds, crazy. >> it's true and you couldn't find the last two or three and you don't like those. [laughter] >> the youngest panel. [laughter] are going to talk about the eight tracks next? 's directly dated ourselves. [laughter] the physical contrast is startling. you see now, we knew how full of but they were but when you see now like what he's doing, the guy is a. he went from 4:30 a.m. 1130 at night.

>> an inaugural address and walked to the side and give the second. [laughter] >> i love the nature like he thought nobody was listening. [laughter] people are trying to step in there. do you not see the cameras? [laughter] like that was a fire and roast the inaugural address. the country sucks because of you know who. [laughter] like now we know michelle didn't go. i'm not signing up for this. [laughter] >> give me some bets on early protections for the trump administration. this he rebooked the pastor from the national cathedral? [laughter] >> i'm going to go with no. [laughter] i was horrified. i didn't know what was happening. it's not about you, this is about blessing the president and

his family and the vice president and his family, keep yourself out of it. not a political moment but it was horrific. >> she just divebombed -- she thought was the greatest thing in the world. i got a little suspicious when the second collection was for climate change. [laughter] this is not what's going on. >> what was surprising to me, i've never seen a pastor do those things and i was like wait a second, this is one of the people in di. >> i don't know the answer but you have to admit she's got to be three quarters away from a contributor should. [laughter] >> rachel is only doing one night a week. she's back for five days the trump administration during the biden administration, she only worked one day a week like bid biden. >> exactly. probably getting paid extra. you are right, only one day a

week because most days it's like there are no events on the schedule and she's like, why should i have to show up for work? >> biden was the first president to quiet place. he know what i mean? trump is the absolutely the other guy. >> i am in the office five days a week and everyone else is. >> biden is probably the most happy about leaving. you could kind of see you at the inauguration. >> she was down in the dumps because when he was reading the program he realized he lost. [laughter] and he came up all these steps for nothing. >> so hectic and crazy in terms of a new cycle, something we talked about socially for 50 years is jfk and he just announced the classifying, not even the top three stories right now, isn't that crazy? >> we did on my show but i loved

the whole performative element edit the show but i left it, each one he says what's this one? [laughter] they are like this is the classifying the intelligence on the assassination of jfk, rfk and martin luther king. who, that's a big one. [laughter] and he goes give it to rfk junior. >> he gives away pens like a guitarist. [laughter] it is time for your stage diet. thank you for doing this, amazing. give it up for martha one more time. [cheering and applauding] 's he walks free tickets to be in the audience, go on the link from the spring or go to fox news.com. trust me, none of these people

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♪ welcome back. next guest is a phenomenal comedian appearing on the fox nation special, live at rocky streaming now on fox nation. they hello to ryan reese, everybody. [cheering] 's. [cheering] very nice to be here in new york. i'm here. single people make some noise. we are all single, yes. in new york, he like

ancestry.com i just got back, you know sedona? [cheering] a very mystical base, crystals and rocks. it's gorgeous the defendant in the mountains or read and all around you in the moon comes up over the mountains while the sun is still in the sky so someone comes up to you and they are like hi, would you like to buy this rock that has the energy and essence of sedona? yeah. doesn't work in new york city? you leave here tonight, a random guy comes up in his like a man. the energy and essence in new york city. you're talking back, right? i am single, i had a breakup recently.

no, i had a girl leave me for someone wait better than me. major league baseball player. she told me. i think she told me, she thought i would fight for and i was just like oh yeah, that's a good mo move. [laughter] i've lost two different women to two different mets players. i'm the only person to lose twice to the mets. [laughter] every lady wants athletes. i used to be a football player when i was younger but i was bigger, 320 pounds in high school, 320. food addiction is the worst addiction you can have because you can't stop. can't go turkey, cold turkey is delicious. [laughter] i was just big. in high school, they make you play football. jim coach follows you in the hallway like chevy chase and a

pedophile. look at the size of you, beautiful. what are you doing after school? i've got a position for you. do you want to go to penn state? [laughter] [applause] way too seriously. here's my advice, every time i say something, you think it's offensive, take a breath and say maybe he's getting. [applause] i am single mostly because everyone is crazy. right? everyone is crazy. ladies, you own it though. you : crazy, they agree with y you. try it, call her crazy and they'll say i know. crazy crazy like doctor certified crazy. completely my fault, i'm the idiot and bad listener. not a good combination.

crazy will tell you what's wrong with them, he got to know what it is. have you heard of borderline personality disorder? i've never heard of it and she abbreviated if she goes i'm borderline. i was like zero. i think we need strong borders also. [laughter] you got to figure out what you like and don't like. it's tricky, i recommend you go on dates because you will be wrong. i've been wrong, i used to think i would like australian women, they are pretty, i've been to australia, i don't like them. they all talk and drink like pirates. [laughter] i met an australian girl, she came up to me and said zero why. let's get a drink. she kept saying i bet i can lift you. [laughter] i bet i can lift you up. she punched me in the arm and said all right. let's go back to your house and have a pope. [laughter] women in new york don't do that. i was afraid. [laughter] i thought she was going to go --

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♪ there it is. welcome back to fox news saturday night where it is time for last call. check it out. [cheering] if you want your local bar features an hour of call, send us pics of the bar you want to feature with the story to as an saturday night and talks saturday night. dan the jacks in illinois, check out the picture. what i love about this, normally everyone who writes in census eight pictures of the bar to the story about a cocktail they are famous for. these guys send a picture of their -- [laughter]

like it was a save the date. [laughter] i have no idea but shot up, congrats to chuck and larry. [laughter] anyone was to syndicate, the copy couple is registered at lowe's. [laughter] for the contestants, we are focusing on oscar nominations came out, a lot of big stars did not get nominated but the way it will work is 4:00 a.m., one of these four celebrities in a bar, you can only biden for one of them. nicole kidman, pamela anderson for denzel washington. they were all subbed for oscars. can i get pro tip? i worked with pamela anderson. look at right there. >> did you work with her for work with her?

[laughter] >> if she's your pick, you've got to have champagne money. [laughter] >> who gets the drink? >> denzel washington. >> i want to be hammered with denzel washington punishing him with training day. [laughter] we are going to drive around the cars going back and forth. [laughter] >> i love that and you can do it now. >> absolutely. >> do you think danny gets beat up? >> i do. >> he's canadian. he normally pays to get beat up. [laughter] >> who gets the drink? >> first of all, this is a brilliant audience, thank god. [cheering and applauding] like could tell it to him on, they said this isn't lawrence jones.

[laughter] >> but it's good to see you, charles payne. [laughter] 's. >> it would also be denzil for me for a couple of reasons, i love his artistry and he's now a man of faith preaching the word of faith but i don't think he's drinking anymore. he's a minister now. >> you watch trump this week. [laughter] a couple of diet pills. don't you love that flexes. >> it's better than new buttons. [laughter] >> for funny is it shows you how full of it the media is, they were freaking out like diet coke button on his desk. the last administration had a real coke. [laughter] is not the fact that.

>> i'd like to announce i'm sober for about three hours now. [laughter] i'm surprised that angelina jolie. she's insane. [laughter] she's got blood she's probably going to sleep with you. [laughter] to prove points to her dad. [laughter] >> she's hard to find a sitter for. [laughter] she's going out that night, you are getting some. [laughter] a lot of guys make the mistake of hitting on a young hot single girl and a waste of time because there's no urgency in their li life. follow me on twitter, go to my friend poetry reading. bowling l.a. [applause]

no twentysomething and i have to tell them i think you're beautiful but i like my women mature, 75 and older. >> the only guy who shows up to a funeral with cologne on. [laughter] >> thank you for watching fox news saturday night here on fox news. ask across america.com. do not attempt to buy. one more hand. [applause] lewis you next week and you can be republican, you can be a democrat. just don't be of sleep. ♪

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