confirm rfk and make this country healthy again. >> exactly. already promoting micro-retirements to optimize their mental health. watch this. >> the idea of working your entire adult life and retiring after 40 years as absolute [bleep] i think what we should do instead is take a summer off then go travel to the greek islands. you not even going to enjoy this much when you're 65 but i'm 25 or 35 i'm going to have a great time i'm not going to have fun martha rightists going to act up. >> we know who not to hire on the angled. >> inc. is spoken like a guy whose wife is going to walk out on him at the age of 40 because he doesn't have anything in the bank. that's the problem with being a loser returns well on instagram but doesn't end well in life. >> micro retirement we will micro-have to close at out jimmy see you next time. jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime tonight we are

going to unapologetically enforce immigration laws and unleash the power and might of u.s. government to eradicate -- >> jesse: the white house gets its swagger back. time to go to work. >> we have some bad men here we are going to get them out. >> also found there was about to be 50 million taxpayer dollars that went out the door to fund in gaza. >> cause him -- for gaza a prime time investigation. >> i am awful men. >> even cnn is saying this guys amazing i couldn't believe it. i said d's -- did cnn say that because no one watches so no could confirm. >> trump 2.0 and the media. >> i've decided to move on. >> jesse: plus. ♪ ♪ swagger is back in the white house and it's not just

coming from the oval. the briefing room today felt a little different. caroline levitt for the first time was behind the podium and there is not a binder insight press secretary said my binder is in my head and her right away she set a new tone. >> while i vowed to provide the truth from this podium we ask that all of you in this room hold yourselves to the same standard. we know for a fact there have been lives that have been pushed by many legacy media outlets in this country about this president and his family and we will not accept that. we will call you out win we feel your reporting is wrong are there is misinformation about this white house. so yes, i will hold myself to the truth and expect everyone in this room to do the same. >> caroline levitt 27 has a baby not a binder hand has access to the president and can speak english and her hair is as golden as the age we are in. she didn't waste anyone's time with shenanigans she came out

and announced the drones and jersey were ours. >> i have news directly from the president of the united states that was just shared with me in the oval office from president trump directly and update on the new jersey drones. after research and study the drones that were flying over new jersey and large numbers were authorized to be flown by the faa for research and various other reasons. many of these drones were also hobbyists, recreational and private individuals that enjoy flying drones. in time i got worse due to curiosity. this is not the enemy. >> so biden lied. the whole administration acted like we were crazy and we were right here we were just testing out some new gadgets over our own territory it wasn't the iranians or the chinese or aliens it was joe. after that revelation the media wanted to move on and they blamed trump for inflation.

>> prices have skyrocketed since president trump took office so what specifically is he doing to lower those costs for american squeak. >> i'm glad you brought this up because there is a lot of reporting out there that's putting the onus on this white house for the increased costs of eggs. other to point out to each and every one of you that in 2024 and joe biden was in the oval office or upstairs in the resident sleeping egg prices increased 65% in this country is also contributing that the biden administration and deferment of agriculture directed the mass killing of more than 100 million chickens which has led to a lack of chickens apply in this country therefore a lack of egg supply leading to the shortage. >> reporters kept trying to play games and it didn't go well. >> how many have a criminal record versus those who are just in the country illegally. >> all of them because they all illegally broke our laws so therefore they are criminals. i know the last immigration didn't see it that way so it's a big culture shift in our nation

to feast on who breaks our immigration laws as a criminal but that's exactly what they are. >> the culture shifting and the laws. no more di hires and if you don't want to work, bye-bye. trump offering bios to bureaucrats who don't want to return to the office five days a week. if you don't want to do a 40-hour work week in person like the rest of us then these remote rent seekers cameras on the severance and benefits until september. over at the department of justice they are calling it quoted a wholesale demolition. every lawyer who worked on jen six cases is getting pink slipped. quote it feels like a nonviolent more. it's just a wild. everybody is a sitting duck and these people know have -- don't have power or control over the situation. people are in a state of shock and devastated. this administration wants folks dialed and, hurt at work and up early. christine don't let up at the crack of dawn 2:00 a.m. suited up in an ice vest overseeing the

first migrant raids in manhattan. less than 48 hour's after confirmation icing legals taking out the worst first. getting dirtbags off the streets is what she calls it. she said she was inspired by her dad. >> we were building fences stretching wires out there putting up a mile and a half of this fence and he turned to me and said where is the post mall which is the post founder let you pound the posts and went then i turned to him and said it's in the truck and he said go get it. so with my dad you ran everywhere you went. i turned and ran to the truck and grabbed it and brought it back to him and handed it to him and as i handed it to him he said you should know what i need before i know what i need. and i remember being a 10-year-old girl thinking how my ever going to know what he needs before he knows what he needs. but what he was doing was teaching us to thank ahead. and to thank three steps ahead

of what he needed. >> the solid administration is operating three steps ahead. tom homan pinched 1200 migrants yesterday. a lot of them are bad men. one is a dominican who beat his paint wife to death in front of their kid. he was popped in boston. the trump team is publicizing these raids took a defect. it's like cops migrant addition. running on loop and it's scaring the caravans into making u-turns peer quarter crossings are plummeting look at that in a weak trump slouched biden's border crossing numbers by more than half. the border has gone quiet and trump didn't need congress to fix it. just another one of those biden lies. rings are getting their hands dirty welding the border well shot while the military close holes. ice says they can finally do their jobs. >> this is essentially an unprecedented whole of government approach we are experiencing. some thanks out of been difficult to coordinate before because there's so many different agencies we've been

able to get everybody in the same room and get realtime updates realtime intelligence and advice to make sure we're doing this the right way. >> it doesn't mean it's going to be easy for yesterday cartel gunmen got in a shoot-out with u.s. border patrol while illegals were crossing the river. that hasn't been this much lead flying across the borders since the mexican-american war. luckily no one on our side was hit but securing the border is a dangerous operation. all the media wants to know is who's going to pick our crops. >> forty-two% of crop workers or undocumented immigrants in many cases as you know these migrants do jobs many americans don't want to do. >> asking the question that we should supply america's food with exploitative illegal alien labor a guy obviously don't think that's what you are implying only one% of alien workers in the entire cold country work in agriculture.

those legal aliens. >> i'm talking but the one suspect know what i'm explaining this it's unborn understand this partner kind of changing the subject. >> no i will -- give me 30 minutes. [laughter] >> tapped her worry is whether he'll get his veggies. msnbc thanks the only country that's over deported anyone is germany. >> hitler emerged in bold and after being in prison for staging a coup appear his rage again followers after the financial ruin of world war i and great depression and help get him selected as chancellor similarities to what happened in germany and wants happening now in america are just undeniable. history may not repeat verbatim but it sure does write. >> and you still compared trump to hitler every night on tv quit is comcast cool with that? trump was almost assassinated twice. by the way obama deported more people than any president in american history over a thousand a day for eight years the media didn't call him hitler they praised him as they deported in

chief. barack obama give tom homan a medal for deporting illegals now democrats give medals for bringing them in. you know who should really get a medal? this guy on cnn. >> one could start asking how come my best friend isn't back in school, why didn't my friend disappear business starts to -- >> no amount of reading me about this is going to change the fact the american people literally just voted for this. they want the criminals out there on the violent people out. >> is really not much of a controversy. >> demo cuts are going crazy over things in their imagination. there hasn't been a single grade at a school -- yet picked if home oppose an illegal gang banger out of my school the correct response is think you. and if my daughter was best friends with an illegal alien gang banger she is grounded. and she's going to have to find new friends.

democrats were focused on drake queens and reading stories to kindergartners the rest of the country was saying guys can you kick out ms-13 and lower the price of gasoline? some democrats are realizing they screwed up. the region cage and puts it all on the big guys lap. >> is a problem because president biden listen to idiot left and didn't enforce the border. criminality of all time should be dealt with harshly. if anyone has a beach sent back. people wanted change and jump listen to them. i know we haven't seen this and a long time. no one is scared forgetting counsel fees and common sense this is what the government of the people by the people and for the people looks like. populism emerges when the system gets stopped corrupt and not listening. the corruption of radical change

we are witnessing israel and it's powerful and it's why the powers at be tried so hard to stifle the rise of trump. he was spied on, impeached, shot at arrested and sabotaged. no that he is broken through, he has broken them. and nothing is getting in the way. has "politico" says what we are witnessing is nothing short of a revolution inside the u.s. government. the border czar tom homan is here. all right are you satisfied, tom homan, with the pace of migrant deportations? >> no. we've got to do more. we've got to open it up which we are going to do it was a good start the first week was unprecedented. one day it was 540 of never seen that we went from 10,000 a day to under 600. it's great, it's good but we

need more deportations got a lot more deportations and that's what we are looking working on. >> as he mentioned it was 10,000 a day for many days under joe biden and eve as or basically on pays for just around 10,000 per week. once her biggest challenge is holding you back from capturing and deporting more criminal migrants? >> sanctuary cities. they are difficult to operate would much rather arrest one bad guy and a jail in 10 minutes but win they release him back in the community we get a team to find him don't want to be found and unsafe for the community because you're putting the public safety threat back to the public that's idiotic to begin with. it makes the job more dangerous for the agent and the alien and for the community. we've got to spend a lot of time trying to locate this person and seek to arrest them. it's not efficient.

that was difficult it's very dangerous. you've seen the video i was in chicago there are a lot of bad people that's the problem century cities. once again you want to release the public safety threat fine we will go find the guy but win we find him he is probably with others, others that are in priority but guess why they are coming to. if they want to play the game, a month. >> besides chicago, what precinct card what mayer and what governor has given you the most trouble? >> denver chicago los angeles san diego. new york. the mayor in new york says he wants to help but city council stop helping them. unknown the mayor said he wants to help and we are offering to help them do that he wants to get us rikers island how dare and agent be at rikers island taken custody of public safety

threat they're about to release. so he says he wants to speak -- help actions speak louder than words. >> of any of these local politicians obstruct aren't they opening themselves up for charges? >> absolutely. any mirror number 1 job is protection of communities. if they want to help just get all the way we will do it. but don't cross that line. don't impede our operation because that's a felony. so there will be consequences absolutely. >> to show agent here in new york says its all a game you're playing listen to this. >> new york city joined the list of cities where these performative raids are taking place any of a a government that's reckless. performative i'll show you an image of christy noam who was just confirmed opener who is

confirmed department home unsecured he. it's almost a game where she seems to be cosplaying i'm not sure what she thinks she is portraying she might as well be a comic-con. >> james enjoys just saying role-playing and having fun. >> bottom line let's talk about chicago for a minute. the chicago mayor says we put fear in elementary schools because ice to goat school. but we didn't in new york today was save children. we arrested nine sexual predators most of them child predators. we took them off the street in new york today. we are protecting the community and saving children. we are going to save the border so last children die of fentanyl death. we are securing the border so

people on terrorist watches can get into the country. with biden 3500% increase and people on terrorist watch list. you're going to do it they're not going to stop us. >> they support you, good luck and be safe and hopefully you don't get too much more trouble out of these people up your thank you tom homan good luck. >> gotcha. >> taxpayer-funded hamas bombs. right back z

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pox news alert president trump served up a huge win in the fight to protect kids. an executive order that holds

for all -- federal funding for sex change operations on miners. is the policy of the united states and it will not fund sponsor promote ss or support the so-called transition of a child from one to another. it will rigorously enforce all laws that prohibit or limit these destructive and life altering procedures. the defunded treatments include mutilation surgeries and chemical treatments like puberty blockers and hormone replacement pills. trump is trying to pump the brakes on spending and democrats are going nuts. >> an instant donald trump has shut off millions perhaps trillions of dollars and directly support stakes, cities, towns, schools hospitals small businesses and most of all american families. it's a dagger at the heart of the average american family in

red states blue states cities and suburbs and rural areas and is just outrageous. >> caroline levitt ready with the fact-check. >> we are receiving individual assistance from the government you also continue to receive that so what does the pause mean? it means no more funding for illegal dr programs and no more funding for the scam that's cost american taxpayers tens of billions of dollars. it means no more funding for transgenderism and witness across our federal bureaucracy and agencies. >> trump is putting government spending on ice so he can figure it where all the money is going and why a some democrats yesterday ruled he has to keep spending money but that doesn't mean the president is going to stop cutting. >> also found two there is about to be 50 million taxpayer dollars that went out the door to fund in gaza. that's a preposterous ways of

taxpayers money. >> couldn't believe only heard this. we were about to spend $15 million on for gaza. cost a couple pennies win you buy them in bulk. at least according to heartthrob stephen miller. you can buy 500 million caught -- without much cash. that's enough to give every guy in gaza. like a decades of biosafety if you're doing a couple times a weak every year. iv pretty good at math of these were the equations i had to solve but how do you get 500 million into a war zone? biden spent $230 million building a dock in gaza that broke. we are jumping? 's are a guy from the red cross stepping over rubble handing out rubber rubbers? is same-sex really the top priority? they are dodging missiles and rummaging for food water and shelter. there at work not spring break. do you think hamas wears?

no if they make bombs. hamas inflates the straps on an explosive and fulsome end israel. is a dual use technology. looks like hello's birthday party. soaping for the hamas bombs and israel's our endowment funding both sides of the war. democrats get mad win trump says let's freeze things. tummy layer and host of 100 days of fascination. i cannot believe we were spending this much on in gaza. >> jesse somewhere in new york in a jail cell did he got excited when he heard this story. we know he has a certain affinity for these types of things i'm sure he's very excited i however am not excited about this. i have a lot of questions as i know you did as well a guy can't

help but think with the ingenuity to create a bomb can you imagine what the palestinians and terrorists can contribute to the world instead of using for bombs? that actually put the energy and genius really into something productive for humanity? i think maybe that part of the world would be a much better shape and they wouldn't have to send some much aid bridge collapses and send $50 billion with of to gaza my mind is blown. >> and tell me we knew they were making bombs years ago. biden knew they were using this not for but using them to float the bomb over the border to israel and he was still shipping them millions and millions of dollars of. does trojan have the contract? is the ceo hunters buddy? this is crazy. >> jesse it's a real trojan

horse i don't know how they overlook those in the budget i'm not sure who signed off on this but i've got to be honest i don't care if they're using them to create bombs or further into the purposes. i don't see why the american taxpayer still struggling to afford groceries i know it's been a whole week trump hasn't brought the prices down yet it's on the way be patient. the american people can't afford basic necessities because of joe biden i don't know why we are sending $50 million of anything let alone to gaza. i don't care if they're using them for birthday parties, bombs character intended purposes, i don't know why we're sending this in the first place but under donald trump this ends there is number parties in gaza i'm so sorry you have to find another way to entertain yourselves perhaps another way to bomb israel although we suggest you don't try that under this president either. >> cancel the contracts. tommy laren thank you so much.

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♪ ♪ it was carolyn levitt's first day at the white house as press secretary and to give the media more accessed in one day then biden did in three years. >> were also opening this briefing room to new media voices who produce news related content and outlet is not already represented by a seat in this room. we welcome independent journalists crackpot casters, social media influencers, content creators to apply for credentials to cover this white house. >> the left isn't used to see administration getting things done and is making them uncomfortable. the late-night hosts this sleepy joe. too much stuff is happening. win you do the daily show about stuff that happens it can be a lot say what you want about joe biden but i'm sure by the time we taped a 4:00 in the afternoon he was out cold.

and that was nice. i know you know and there's nothing you can do about it. republicans control the house and the senate and executive and the judiciary and just about every move that's been maid to this point we've granted them electorally peer its our [bleep] fault and the constant -- >> over the last few years logic and reason with thanks to feel ashamed of. basic economics that's all changed. the finger waiters and chest bumpers have lost their little perch. our good friend is being forced out at cnn. >> i wanted to end the show by thanking all the people who work behind the scenes that this network. he might have seen some reports about me and the show and after giving all this careful consideration wing alternative timeslots i decided to move on.

i'm grateful to cnn for the nearly 18 years i've spent here. >> where is jim going? we don't know but it looks like he's filming himself inside his apartment. does this officially marked the nuchal nature -- golden agency and inquiry. >> they say it was the greatest opening week in presidential history it could be a hell of a lot better. even cnn is saying this guy is amazing. nobody watches so nobody could confirm. i thought it was pretty amazing of the camera just went off. >> the media crocodiles out there with a stinging case of tds. here's the cover story. the cool kids story. celebrating trump's victory and the media thinks it's a display of cruelty. why? because everyone in the photo is white and good-looking?

here's the problem they copped out all the black people and failed to mention the parties host was parked. this is the article author by the way presented without comment because we not want to be cruel but there is a real vibe shift going on in america. for deck is the lift hammered young americans with guilt for just being themselves. they were taught to hate our history. a lot of these kids all they wanted was just to be treated like normal but the culture was dominated buy again strung for power. the quarterbacks and prom queens are back in the big way. it's cool to work hard. it's cool to be proud of your history.

the host a cooper show brett cooper joins us. were you at that party? >> i was no. >> it look like a good party. why do you think they want to make a scene out of? >> super exciting and for the first time in ten years the culture shifted anyway to her we've been saying the last four years. every organization behind you you have every huge industry behind you you're not actually a rebel. and we are the ones pushing back and fighting. >> so what does it say if you were considered edgy, that you like the country and you like sports and you get just a few have a few drinks. >> how to thank about those guys

the american revolution they were wanting freedom. >> they were pretty young. >> they were and people often forget they were huge dreamers. >> what does it mean acosta is stepping down? >> i think that's probably where jen sees priorities are right now. >> knowing your age watches t that. or people say jim acosta on this show than cnn so where are we going as a media? are you now the tip of the spear? >> no i think we are moving i'm starting my new show. i watch the media landscape change leading to the selection

and young people are hungry for people who want to talk to their audiences. >> how many years do i have? >> i think there's a change in that there are more opportunities now. it's not just that they're all these podcast are as it's that people finally have a voice. if something goes viral on and they have a voice they never had. >> some people think you're mean girl your exclusive you're not tolerant what you say win they say that? >> i don't care about that i really don't care. but on a more serious note i

think people don't understand what we believe and michael is to help you understand. if i can change your perspective we are in a think if you have more respect for her friends. and i've done what i want to do. because thanks are changing we saw that in 2024. but i think there's more cracker -- progress to be made there's a lot of room at the cool kids table. >> already good to see you think you. her first time on fox how did she do? that was so nice. >> you are so nice thank you for having me. >> jesse: a bombshell prime time investigation which we've been working on for months straight ahead. ♪ ♪

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the federal government. there is this memo from the office of personnel management basically telling berger's dispute on each other. x booty heavy-handed. >> 's just a strange scary totalitarian kind of message to send the big brother is watching you essentially hit and your colleagues may be checking you out. >> what's the message sent by treating them almost as if they are criminals that need to be rooted out with extreme measures? >> be careful. the democrats never had a problem with snitching before fact is their favorite pastime. one of their favorite offenders to walls. turns out he's not just a tampon tire and he's also a covid control freak. he set up an actual snitch london 2020 helpline for people to run on their friends in local businesses even massless kids on the prig playground period

during the presidential campaign a part-time employee finally getting his hands on hundreds of emails and phone calls. one woman righted out her next-door neighbor saying i just saw a lady and the child of never seen before come to the house and have someone outside before heading inside for a few minutes and then leave period a hug picture of gold 911. someone else reported a church. one parish was given communion in the parking lot inspiring someone to write nothing in the bible says they should risk their lives in the lives of others just to receive an offering. hundreds of others send in pictures of children playing outside without massillon. here's six kids playing basketball. if you thought the emails were bad get ready for the worst of it. a woman called in to report

people jogging without masks. >> people jogging groups of four to five-point wearing masks not social distancing wasn't wearing a mask my bike either but i wasn't writing with people and tried to stay away from people. >> jesse: no businesses are save either. >> my concerns a lot of grocery stores not wearing a shield over mask. >> calling in a couple different businesses one the license office and employee wearing a mask. >> the blue line restaurant the honor and employee where there mask on their arm. >> the ups store in minnesota --

story. no employee is wearing a mask. but the rules say if you have a health problem you don't have to wear one and i said or you trying to tell me you have five employees who have health problems of all the different ages? >> jesse: others demented businesses be phoning. >> i walked in today and a guy walked in without shoes and shirt they told him to leave. they were five people in the store without a mask on. i'm upset. >> tyler is a comedian check out his latest special. he is also on tour. all right tyler the snitch line. i got a kick out of it. >> consolatory with selena gomez.

my ex-girlfriend snitch wasn't wearing a. she donated them to gaza apparently they needed them. >> they definitely need all the they can get. you know this woman was riding a bike with a mask on and on the other side of the street which augers that's what she was scared of. >> they almost died. a migrant most killed them. >> if the migrant doesn't open covid-19 will. how about the mask was crocheted they got a call. >> it's unbelievable. i met a girl during covid-19 she had a mask on we want him for dates she never took it off and my buddies asked what does she look like and i said i just know she isn't asian. >> jesse: you never snitch to anyone growing up it just i get

that. >> i snitch on someone for der i'm suing. i recorded an acting manager who is that its company policy to not hire white men and i recorded it and i'm suing them but that's illegal that's different than not wearing a mask. >> jesse: okay see you are a der snitch not a mask snitch. >> jumping them on der. 's or the government hired the first one and b districts mentally person the first did president period. >> i love it. you can say because that's what kohfeldt says. >> it does. grade was a der hired. we have the same pediatrician. that's why we didn't get the covid-19 shot. >> but you guys aren't allowed to do anymore tran surgeries is illegal. >> identify as looking as as handsome as you.

>> we will all watch the comedy special fox nation where else can people see it? >> you can follow me right here and tyler fisher.com doing jokes the way we used to do them ten years ago before we lived in communist china you got to get you booster shots. >> jesse: thank you tyler. stick around. if you want to see a fox news host immerse themselves. ♪ ♪ -- embarrass

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>> made a little bit this past sunday with brett baird, he's a big commanders van. he was getting a little cocky, loser had to wear the other teams jersey. and brett was a man of his word. >> i bet jesse watters that my washington commanders would beat his philadelphia eagles and instead of a monetary payoff he suggested wearing the other teams jersey for a segment and

they won so congrats, your eagles did fly high this weekend they were firing on all cylinders. congratulations, good luck in super bowl lix. >> i bet that hurts. my next bet was steve do see so if the birds lose i will wear amo homes jersey but that won't happen so we will ship the jersey up to new york for steve. let's do some texts. matthew from new jersey, can we get a score prediction for the big game? i'm not going to be doing that. this time i think i'm feeling lucky. karen from buffalo grove, brett cooper is a remarkable young woman who gives me hope for the future. desiree from chattanooga, tennessee,, thanks for having my brilliant daughter-in-law on your show tonight's. she's a superstar. a mom text that's nice, how refreshing.

john from florida, caroline says her brain is her binder. let's call her the minder. gym from rochester, michigan,, would you ever consider sending johnny on an ice rated? yes. we are also considering sending him to 1 of the briefings with caroline. anywhere else you want to send johnny? let me know. rick from texas, who knew diplomacy came wrapped in latex? sarah from brunswick ohio, is this the snitch line? i would like to report greg gutfeld for some off colour jokes. we should find him. rene from new york, if they'd tie your hands are you still able to talk? that's all for tonight. apparently not. i'm waters and this is my worl