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>> greg: yes! all right! all right! all right. stop! you are so in needy! good evening, everyone. "vogue" magazine criticized melania trump's 2025 white house portrait, comparing her to a freelance magician. it is true, she share made jill disappear. president trump said he would send 30,000 illegals to 30,000 illegals to guantanamo bay. they will be coming from philly, new york, and san fran, so consider it an upgraded. meanwhile, in an interview border czar tom homan called joy reid it dumber than a box of rocks. the american geological society has demanded an

apology. speaking of rocks, scientists have discovered an asteroid that has a 1% chance of hitting earth, but it has a 99% chance at hitting j.b. pritzker. because he is really fat. seriously, look it up. herrs remains the front runner for the 2025 nomination. i know that is some accolade of. that is like being first in line at a james cargo kissing booth. -- james cargo kissing booth. >> i would rather be first and last. >> that is disgusting. >> greg: it is disgusting. disgraced ex-new jersey senator bob mendes was sentenced to 11 years in prison for accepting bribes. he appeared to be really excited about the sentence but it was just

a gold bar in his pants. since the pandemic american students have fallen further behind in reading skills. on the bright side being illiterate is not an obstacle to success. [laughter] but also, only one-third of new york city fourth-graders were deemed proficient in math. which is great for me, i can now charge twice as much when i buy them beer. 15% of women in federal prison are actually men claiming to be transgender. that is according to "the new york times" and that weekend i spent at san quentin. scientists are using genetic engineering to create mice with two male parents. all part of a bigger

plan to create mice who love musicals. and on "the view" joy behar to claims of the new white house press secretary got her job because she is a tender. meanwhile, joy is on "the view" because she is a ton. but joy is right, karoline leavitt is a 10 but also 10? the amount of beers it takes for a homeless guy to have sex with joy behar do. not homeless? it takes 100. right now the democratic party is finding itself in a very uncomfortable spot and no, i do not mean in the men's room stall next to a very lactose intolerant bernie sanders. the democrats are screwed because the republicans have pulled the high ground maneuver

or by becoming the party of common sense which means anything that might challenge that has to be the opposite as in fact [bleep] crazy. because parties are were about differentiation and how do you differentiate from the same? by sticking up the common sense middle i.e. public safety and the actual border, cutting a bloated federal budget, the republicans have put the democrats and the crazy corner. they are stuck, now at odds with basic truths american's desire. it was always the case but now it is really transparent. if any democrat tries to deal the common sense card himself like say federman, then you now look a whole lot like a republican, although most republicans, they wear pants. so if you were the democrats were do you go? the majority of americans are ready to tell them. the latest poll has the dems at 31% approval.

can you imagine anyone being that unpopular? [laughter] i mean, we can do that as well, joy, right? you know who else wore white? hitler. but in no time in recent history has the democratic party bin more reviled. they once ran this for president. so the dems are stuck with the high ground now so far out of reach they need to find out what is left for them because their entire worldview has been rejected like me as an ugly person's conference. that is because the general public gets common sense, in fact,, you can hate republicans and still say i like what they are doing with immigration and crime it is just common sense. that is why so many demographics have shifted right. the right gained ground with every voting bloc because common sense made sense.

as a result of the dems have no way to dissent without being against common sense. take the illegal raids, sure some lefties scream racism, but the public cares weight, they are deporting violent, migrant criminals of? i am for that and i am mexican. true! many people of color actually live in these neighborhoods. i know because i go there to teach at risk youth cpr. [laughter] and what about trans? what you want your daughter playing junior high basketball hence the guy who is taller and stronger and heavier by about 30 pounds? should children who think they are transgender have their body be permanently altered like a suit off the racket men's warehouse? meanwhile the odds of genuine gender dysphoria actually happening naturally are about the same as nancy pelosi's

face, it has to be created. they common sense answer, supported by most americans, leaves the left with nowhere to go. on crime? same thing. whatever your party affiliation common sense means you want your loved ones coming call that night and the same shape they left in, even if it is the shape of a beanbag chair. is there anything sadder than watching liberal mayors and governors trying to defend to murderers,, and child murderers of. what can the left essay when only 6% of d.c. workers actually go to work. besides get your lazy ass into the office. especially when thousands of government buildings sit empty like the meeting of the gym acosta fan club. is there any way to oppose that and not sound like a nuts?

and risk being hired by msnbc? the truth is the woke world took over the democratic party and so common sense was there for the taking and trump took it. now the democrats are on the outside looking in like joe biden at a mausoleum. see the dems can't be the other party of common sense, that lane is occupied to. it all happened because the dems were in a competition to else woke each other, making trump be able to make it safe for common sense again which means the left is left with defending things that are obviously bad for the country, which now includes the party. >> let's welcome tonight's guests! >> greg: he is so rich at the pool on his vote has a vote, shark tank star kevin o'leary! he has lots of voices and his head it, and zero choices in his bed, comedian tyler fischer.

she will criticize the fed's actions in between her contractions, "new york times" best-selling author fox news contributor kat timpf! and the doctors use a wrecking ball to test his reflexes, "new york times" best-selling author comedian tyrus! so, kevin, this is an interesting i don't know the outcome of the selection. a successful company in even a modestly crowded marketplace has to have a point of difference. it has to differentiate itself so how can this company, the democrats do that when they have to differentiate themselves from something as broad and meaningful as common sense? what did they do? >> it was a brutal outcome. >> i thought it was amazing. i was watching the stuff happen with everybody else and i thought when

america gets really screwed up it makes no sense to anybody, it fixes itself. that is exactly what happens. here we are, we are fixed. and then for those guys they are screwed up. >> greg: trump one and are you confident he will win? if kamala harris had one and none of this would be happening. >> i was worried about the tax rate that is a problem for me. am i going to go home tomorrow morning up to 40% in taxes? that would be bad. so i was hanging out until two in the morning saying this was good. >> greg: you truly are amount of the people. >> i think so. >> greg: tyler, you don't even know what a tax rate is you have to make money for that we will explain it later. >> greg: i love the fact that you shaved and

cut your hair now you look like a leprechaun with the job. do you think the democrats can actually find alain? >> i don't see how it is possible. it is not possible. i'm sorry i am looking at kevin's two watches i feel like such a loser. >> don't tell me you are also wearing underwear. >> they keep looking their own wounds like you said. keeps watching joy reid. it is the dei stuff i love trump is getting rid of it i call let die it is doing a great impression of biden it is going to die so quickly. everything is racist you can say sure i'm having a cupcake and they will say cupcakes are racist because black people

they don't have cubs or cake and i say what are you talking about? it will be gone so quick and kevin will invest 30 trillion, let's do it on air, let's negotiate on air. 30 trillion. you watch out for that. >> greg: kat, i have an alternate theory which i think is likely to have been. the dems will wait for years and then they will do this return to sanity in which they say that trump is gone too far. that is the only thing they will be able to do. trump went too far in immigration, he went too far against crime, that is the only thing they will come up with. >> i think it is difficult to do that because i think what they have already done is i think where they went wrong is they started talking about all the things you had

to not do to make sure you weren't normalizing trump. so it wasn't enough to agree with them on some stuff, wasn't enough to agree with them even on most stuff, not enough to agree with them on literally everything, but then if you have a friend in your life who voted for trump that you were still talking to, you are normalizing trump. we all have been there where we all have somebody in our lives where you have to behave your best that the house to keep inviting to the parties. what do i wear? where do i do. are the even that fun. are the even that fun when i can do anything? i have to pretend to be a different person. there have to be some acknowledgement of that. i don't think they can turn around and say trump went too far because people are tired of listening to them their opinions of trump when you are told you can't even normalize what is a? it has lost all meaning at that point.

>> greg: once they find out, tyrus, that america prefers trump, all of that stuff is gone away, would you give them advice? >> no. that is it. >> greg: you can go now, young man it. >> they have to cut their king's head off. what i mean by that is they have had many forms of politicians. for a while everything was a lord and family and then it was the lawyer, the savvy lawyer that was going to fight for your rights and stuff, and then they involved the activist. the thing about activists is or you going to all they know how to do is complain it. they can't solve [bleep] because they are activists it. they are given problems and they are like i only know how to complain about this so what i would do is every time you hit me with the

responsibility i will give you a new complaint. so much stuff going on racist, misogynistic, missed that, whatever, so much stuff they are like i can't juggle all the things wrong with me and still feed my family. what is the other side talking about? republicans one time you could not stand republicans because everything was this and if you made a mistake in your life you were done forever you had to wear an eight piece suit to lunch. what we had and you had to evolve to the point where you can have your hat on backwards and wear one sweat because you feel like it. but it is an evolution, the democrats have to kill the activists because it does not work. america rejected it soundly because you have to know the job. the biggest problem, the biggest turn off with it the 10 is she did not turn off -- up with a 12 page notebook so she could answer questions, site laws, and come off intelligent and good for the job.

the only think we know for sure is that she was the first of many categories and nothing else was explained. the biggest notebook in the world with no answers of it. [applause] >> greg: up next, illegals set sail for a famous cuban jail of. look at 'em, streaming directv without a satellite dish. did you see how fast that guy found the game — he hardly struggled at all! every day is a struggle for us pigeons... and he's flipping through channels faster than a falcon! ya know, i dated a falcon once. baby: liberty! mom: liberty mutual is all she talks about since we saved hundreds by bundling our home and auto insurance. biberty: it's pronounced "biberty." baby: liberty! biberty: biberty! baby: liberty! biberty: nice try, kid. only pay for what you need ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ baby: liberty. ♪

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>> announcer: a story in five words. >> greg: trump sends illegals to get no. tyler, president trump plans to use guantanamo bay also known as gitmo for those

at home to detain up to 30,000 illegal immigrants who have committed crimes and he signed a memorandum directing the pentagon and dhs to expand and update the facilities. is this a good idea or a great idea? >> gitmo! gitmo the hell out of here how about that a? and i have the leg up in solidarity with tyrus. [laughter] this is my take a knee. no, i love it. i think honestly if dr. felt she was not pardoned for crimes he committed i think watch dr. felt she tried to administer cdc guidelines in jail. fellas, let's keep the gang bang down to seven people. make sure you put a mask on your penis before you

i will censor myself it is all going to get cut out. but that is how i feel about him. >> greg: and very strongly. kat, here is a trump talking in general terms to the countries that will accept illegals. >> for the first time in history we are loading dangerous a legal aliens into military aircraft in flying them back to the places from whence they came. you probably reed about columbia two days ago they said no, we are not taking them. you are going to take them and you will like it as well. you will like it. >> greg: kat, that might be the first time the president has said and you will like it too. >> i do not think that is true. >> greg: i didn't do any research on it but i'm pretty certain.

>> kennedy... >> greg: but kennedy was saying it to his secretary. >> in the swimming pool. >> what, to sundar? >> ask not if you like this as well. >> i guess this is one of those things where i have a hard time, a really hard time like getting my heart strings going for violent people. but the thing is i am you know i do differ from some republicans on immigration. i do not see any need to spend money deporting people who are contributing to our economy for example. that is one of the ways i defer. when you talk about violent criminals i don't see the controversy or even the anger and the need to get them out of here and

also people who aren't contributing to the economy, we only have so, i mean the amount we pay in taxes, we have this incentive to have all these people come here. these things make sense to me. like the can you do that? >> greg: trump just says... >> he says what if we, though. >> greg: and then they do with it. >> i don't know about the legality of it but i do not understand the aim of attempting to go on people's heartstrings over violent criminals are. >> did you see the seats and those airplanes of? talk about discount economy. unbelievable they walk in there really bad seeds and wondering do they get a box lunch or what is the deal? that is a long trip down there in a really bad seat i think they will ask for better service. >> greg: maybe so. >> for the next deportation. >> greg: tyrus, what about gitmo?

>> it should have been open more. it should have been used in the first place. the one thing that he said i think is really important he said some of the criminals are so bad that we cannot trust the other countries not to just let them back. so we will just hold onto them. so your master murderers and your mast rapists who should be in prison for the rest of their natural lives whether it is in gitmo or have anna as long as they are not hurting anybody anywhere. to your point president trump will say how about this? and then seven or eight guys will be like i will rule with that that sounds good. and there is a little guy in the back that is like can we do that legally? and they are like yes, we can do. diet coke's for everybody, what is next? oh elon musk is doing pull-ups. it is a fun, this is

what happens when people are trying to solve problems that come together. and you listen to other people and you have a president that when you have an idea does not go and then ushered out of the building. this is what we're seeing. this is crazy somebody had an idea, he heard it, sounds good, legally maybe, maybe less people in our hotels. not saying it but kat brought up earlier an interesting argument to where they talk about pulling heartstrings. sanctuary cities have no one to blame but themselves. you are going to be like know we will hide them all. and the other parent when you tell your child give me the green crayon, little greg. no i don't want to. fine, i am taking them all. so all of your little will be pulled out of your sanctuary cities because you want to hide the bad ones to stand up before your virtue signaling. >> greg: kevin, real quick. there is something about

this see it will everything is so fast. is this a common strategy of effective leaders? these things are happening one after the other after the other. >> i do not think trump gives a [bleep]. i just thank he will keep going until somebody says no. [applause] >> greg: it is crazy. all right, we have to move on, up next her rehab is starting because of her farting. narrator: ontario, canada, your third-largest trading partner

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♪ ♪ >> announcer: five more words. >> greg: woman punished for cyber farts. kat a, i am coming to you first. >> i knew it. >> greg: at 25-year-old british women, i already do not like her, breanna evans,

pled guilty to sending videos of herself smirking and farting. she sent these videos to her boyfriends exit to make her uncomfortable. of course she might have been inebriated at the time. as a libertarian, i mean this is another country, it seems england is now censoring flatulence. >> so are her and her boyfriend still together. that is what i want to know. i mean i am on her side obviously. i feel like what she did was disgusting but also like so funny? and i feel like the woman, the x on the receiving end do you know the story you just got for brunch to share? my boyfriend's new girlfriend look what she sent me and you were going to sue her over into? the law got this one wrong in my opinion. and the court of a me this was hilarious.

>> our digital farts tokens of? can you make money off of them? >> greg: would it be called an nfd? on national fart token? >> what is the market and did you know farting? >> greg: could you buy a digital fart from a celebrity. >> yes. >> greg: would you sell one of your farts of? >> that would be a premium, might fart would come with the royalty. >> greg: jokes. they generally just go away so you would pay for the ongoing fart. >> yes. >> this is fantastic. >> greg: how about this, kevin, shark tank, we come on and sell it fart nfts. >> and made the best fart window. i think there was something there. >> greg: and we call it shart tank.

>> sharp fart. >> greg: shark tank a little bit messy. >> i thought i already did my talking point. and pretty sure i went before kat. >> greg: nobody wants to talk about this? >> really? >> you know my problem with this a? it just shows how brutal people have become. just so sensitive really, she did not knock on your door, put your hair off, or wait for you in the parking lot. she sent you something you can use against her many months later. >> it is in their constitution? >> it is not just there, somebody in the size of a small brontosaurus tried to get into a little tiny car and it was the guy who drove the car's fault. not you in the twinkies. just so brutal if i don't fit inside something i don't go

this is ridiculous this jcpenney lawyer where is my lawyer? i have to go to xl because i am a big [bleep] guy. i can't sue the places where you guys go if i went to babies "r" us and sued them it is like ridiculous. it is so brutal. she could post this on her tiktok and get paid and be like without you got? went out to god. i just don't understand is she crying a poor? you also could have not answered her and plopped her. >> greg: got a restraining order, tyler, and she has to do 15 rehab sessions, 60 days of alcohol abstinence monitoring. >> that is the hard part. >> greg: she stops drinking answer gas goes away that's weird. >> 30 days off beans. what bothers me is how fancy the british sound. i watch the news story and i did not laugh because she is just passing a bit of a

wicked winter. a smelly grenada. only jordan peterson can make that fart you know farts are just releasing of the patriarchal unnecessary deadwood and you just a out and rescue your father from the belly of the. no it is like really. so i don't like intellectual people they make me look stupid. let me check my... [laughter] >> greg: i don't know, amanda. >> how happy would you be if somebody from your passed looked at your phone and it was a video of them? >> i would love it. >> i would be like this is the best day of my life. >> greg: i would write about it. coming up daytime swine hayes on carolina.

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that job. because women were not invited to that table. women were not invited to many tables in this nation. >> greg: or really? you and your cohosts were most certainly invited to many tables. dinner tables, lunch tables, breakfast tables , but not to be outdone joy of all people attacked karoline leavitt's looks. >> she has probably been put in there because according to donald trump she is attend. you know that is what it is. >> greg: but joy, can sheet sincerely claimed that nobody ever hired her based on looks? word is that you hired her to make whoopi look then it. tyrus, it is funny, i don't believe that woke was around when dana perino became press secretary. >> trying to throw that

shade had president trump do your homework. he had a woman build his buildings in the 70s. this man has had a woman at the top of the home and every possession he has ever held. it is laughable and just sit there because of that wokeness? if it was wokeness that was still there she would not be allowed because she was white and intelligent and did not have a notebook. okay? she says the wokeness ends and then the press went at her and she answered the questions and she did not storm off. leave me alone, iic. she answered crisis -- questions, sheet so it'd laws and she said that is the president's decision i work in behalf of the president. so listen, if you ever overwhelmed or needed a half -- off i'm happy to seven for the day. come in, i will show you what woke will really look like. i will have to fall, names will be called, journalists will cry.

you do not have to watch "the view" to see how a bunch of old, angry, way past their prime fat chicks talk about people past their prime go to any walmart checkout line and you can see the same thing. >> greg: kevin, is it wrong to hire hawked people? >> i think you have to hire them on merits and i just want to say one thing i have learned over 17 years. i am not surprised i guess but shark tank, 17 years, hundreds of companies that have invested in, 90% of my returns came from companies run by women. held the hell did that happen? that idea if you want something done give it to a busy mother because they have to juggle a lot of stuff. remember the start-ups these are high risk situations. i don't care what planet you are from i don't care what gender you are i don't care what color you are, if you can do the job come and work for me so i can make some money. that is is -- is what it

is. this idea dei or whatever the hell it is called i never heard anything about it i just hired people who knew what they are doing and it worked out great for me. i think we should go back to that. merit-based. >> greg: tyler, is joy just victor? >> i love what you said there and as a venezuelan trans-mother of six i have a couple ideas i would like to talk to you in the green room. they are, and i have to say this, from being single forever, women get jealous of women. i think women were makeup for women, they all look like ducks now like i am kissing a cartoon. i do not know who that is for it is not for me. >> the lip filler. enough with that. >> greg: it is so weird. i think it is plastic surgeons and women that

are into that. guys are like jacob. >> i think i will come back from maternity leave with huge ones actually. think about all the time i will have to get things done. i've never had enough days off to get things done. i will have triple d's and huge lips. >> it is a look. >> natural. >> greg: is tyler right women can be so mean against other women? >> and don't hit me before you say. >> 1000% i got no interest in everybody but i also do think it is funny that are they trying to say that a straight, a white woman is a wokeness higher? that is not how people who are obsessed with woke think about it. you can't just check one box. you check one box you can go [bleep] yourself you are part of the problem. i don't really understand maybe she didn't realize that because that is not... >> greg: it is a funny like whoopi is proving the adversarial point

which is that wokeness makes you suspicious of everybody. she got the job because she is a check. that only comes into your mind because that is what dei does to everybody. it raises the suspicion you did not get here on your own, whoopi just proved it. dana perino was a white female press secretary. dei did not exist then, focus them did not exist and then. >> talented. >> what if i have enough time to get addicted to plastic surgery and i get a chin implant to? >> what is a chain and plant. >> i will find out. i will get one first and take it out later. >> greg: all right. holy toledo! chuck, check your libido. ♪ trust claritin to keep you in the game. ♪ nothing is proven more powerful for continuous non-drowsy allergy relief.

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♪ ♪ >> it is coming your way it is a video of the day. [applause] >> greg: his name is chuck and t makes it go yuck. chuck schumer had an interesting way of describing the energizing effect that trumps federal loan freeze is having on opponents. rolled it. >> people aroused i have not seen people so aroused in a very long time in terms of going

to trump to get this done it. >> greg: tyler, he has not seen people aroused in a very long time. >> he is not in the studio right now but... [laughter] even the way it almost sounds like this is how he touches himself or the two guys next to him i don't know what it is. this is new it is called boner policy. >> greg: what is boner policy? >> i get to around. that is good politics, baby. >> you need to work on that segway. willing to prove it, kat. >> also dealing with a ramp. sorry. the way that he was like a good save, buddy, in terms of getting this done like he just realizes people might think i am talking about my penis.

i want everyone to know that that is not the case. and then he went and had lunch. i get way more anxious about things i say then that. >> greg: but it is funny aroused it is unfair to that word it to always be attached. >> no. listen. they took... away from us we can certainly he told on himself. he is now we definitely know that there are gross old people orgies at the senate he is like i have not seen this many people aroused. in terms of turning it around. the last time there was one he was in a wheelchair, nancy broke her hip. you know what i'm saying? all kinds of stuff going on and he was just like last time everybody got fired up but we were all [bleep] up. >> that is what happened

to mitch mcconnell's face. took his pants off and [bleep] >> he told on himself. no man and his right mind says i have seen people aroused unless he is a sex trafficker or and manner. >> you can possibly think that this went any other way. >> what is the first time in your life you say, hey,, fellows, i have not seen this many people aroused a since showed me one time and i will let him go. >> greg: on the shark tank, there's everybody ever come out and push a sex like gadget. i don't think i have ever seen that. >> every taping except we never air them because they are the best deals. sales are spectacular. unfortunately they all come from china. so the tariffs are eight... really tough. they are all rechargeable as well so

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