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super bowl will air this sunday on fox. meanwhile the next episode of my show is available to stream as i sat down with the champ mike tyson for an extended interview. take a look. >> he is very special. >> why do you say that. >> never seen anything like him before. >> in terms of being tough? >> everything lines up with him. >> i think the greatest political come back. seriously. >> yes. this is history. >> sean: nt has never been in the white house and wants to go. full interview fox nation. that is all the time we have left this evening please set your dvr so you never missed an episode of "hannity" in th meantime let not your heart be troubled greg gutfeld is standing by to put a smile on your face have a great night. ♪ ♪
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[applause] >> greg: sit down! sit down! sit down! sit down! i said it sit down. somebody grabbed that poor lady who passed out. happy tuesday, everyone. congratulations to joe biden who signed with the hollywood powerhouse agency caa he has already landed the lead role in the reboot of the walking dead. meanwhile kamala harris signed a deal to get her old job back. mexican president claudia sheinbaum made a deal with trumped up lost tariffs and put 10,000 mexican troops on the border. the best part is they all fit in one car. you laugh at that?
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slamming trump for wanting to shut down the usaid agency who she credited with getting her family to america. even more, they were able to get her brother and her husband there on one ticket. generation z activist has been elected as vise chair of the dnc. and his next five years his goals are to get rid of isa, the nra, and his virginity. after 20 wonderful years, chuck talk has left nbc news. he plans to take some time to... wow, way to ruin my joke. he plans to take some time to enjoy what is left of his hairline to. kanye west wife appeared in a see-through outfits at the grammys. making viewers grateful that west is not married to hillary clinton.
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terrible! on friday anti-i.c.e. protesters burned to the american flag, the country they want to stay in, and waved the mexican flag, the country they don't want to return to. that is like cheating on your girlfriend with your wife. [laughter] >> jamie, you do not not on that one. that is not a lot -- nod to. >> think about it! >> greg: finally options could be coming to an end at america's last big city stockyard. now if you want to place a bid on live cattle you have to place a bid in new york city. you are so mean it. i wouldn't do those jokes if you do not love them. so trump had quite a weekend while the rest of us mowed lawns, watched a game, or called
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i.c.e. on selena gomez, what was he doing? the usual. carved out millions in governmental waste, started cleaning out cleaning out a corrupted doj, got venezuela to take back their gang bangers, persuaded a sweetheart deal with mexico and canada. got 10,000 new mill -- mexican military personnel sent to the border, plus he ordered 17 pieces to stormy daniels house under the name still a loser. that is quite a weekend. all i did was rescue those college gymnasts from a makeshift dungeon at my lake house. [laughter] >> not a big fan of serial killing. cap'n crunch? no? >> greg: but it begs comparison between the old and the new. here is the new guy. ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: compare that! [applause] all right. compare that to the old. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: so! is this a new golden age? and i do not mean the 11 mac stains joe biden left on the oval office raga. trump is getting things done so fast you have to wonder what was stopping us? not just that trump is making the moves, it it -- it is that most of us did not know these moves were possible. who knew americans could get big stuff done anymore. like if stephen hawkins wife
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woke up one day and found the kitchen spotless. >> oh come on! >> greg: he would have laughed! he would have sounded weird but he would have laughed. >> not like he is going to get up and kick your ass. >> greg: would anybody of us know that trump would lock up a deal with it the panama canal until trump called them out. howard that china was she big and billions of cheap goods under something called the de minimis a loophole which provided cover for fentanyl smuggling. what is a de minimis loophole? i have no idea. it sounds like a sex act from "star wars". one thing about the administration they are terrible about keeping government secrets suddenly we are learning a hell
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more than we do before. for instance we can cross border -- decrease border crossings to 600. i have not seen something like that since whoopi goldberg got on his mpeg. did you know canada is a major source of the fentanyl entering the country? did you know canadian bacon is mediocre hammock? i know i did not and i am the voice of a generation. i thought the only horrible thank canada ever gave us was seth rogen. then there is ukraine, trump just told zelenskyy that he expects that we get the rare earth metals, you know, the metals essential to our iphones, lithium batteries, and little wayne's teeth. so that is new. hell, all joe biden got out of ukraine was a fake job for his son. have you ever really thought about greenland? trumpeted. suddenly we find out it is key to securing america's future shipping. we're the hell has all of this intel bin?
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was it sitting in the file near biden's corvette? just like the one with all of the and murderers and criminals that i.c.e. has suddenly been able to wrap up? and don't talk about the ngos, up until recently i thought ngo was something i picked up from a stripper on spring break. then there is usaid it sounds like a sports during! turns out it is an agency that none of us knew about. they sent money to gaza. apparently only one of us took venmo. they also took millions of dei from places like serbia, guatemala, and played for a transgender... in columbia. what was that called? madam butterfly has a [bleep]? they hope to the taliban to which they then spent on goats. and that's not forget they also helped fund a certain chinese
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lab in wuhan which i think cancels all the humanitarian aid usaid plans to provide. so suddenly we are getting a truth tidal wave it. love him or hate him there is no denying inc. trump is where government secrets go to die and only if you can keep up with him. good luck with that. >> let's welcome tonight's guests! >> greg: his kids still haven't given him a forwarding address. actor writer comedian jamie lissow! there are not many brighter than this very thoughtful writer, julian epstein! her maternity is taking an eternity, "new york times" best-selling author fox news contributor kat timpf! and greenland is his ice bath, fox news contributor tyrus! [applause]
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jamie, when you hear about trump's weekend you must feel even more worthless than you already feel. what are your weekends? you take one of your estranged kids to mcdonald's? sit in the parking lot? >> me, him, and the cop. i really felt productive this weekend. all i did was put my garbage in the street and i watched those guys take it. isn't it fun? to watch the left go crazy like oh, my god! the president is doing stuff. i didn't know the president was allowed to do stuff. i thought we just googled him every day to find out if he was still alive. it is fascinating to watch he has done so many things in just over a week. do you remember when biden took office they asked him what he wanted for his first executive order and he said it cream of wheat? >> greg: is there going to be a time that we retire the joe biden jokes? >> i hope so because that means that we will not have heard from
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him but until then he has not expired yet they have not expired yet. >> greg: julian, welcome to the show. how do democrats deal with this? you keep hearing they are overwhelmed. >> first, thanks for having me on the show. democrats deal with this the same when they have been dealing with everything else the past 10 years which is a lot of contempt and disdain and ad hominem name calling. when you swim in a culture long enough you do not notice the culture. but this is all the democrats stand for they do not build anything anymore. they used to be a party that vote things. look at what happened in los angeles, look at what happens with the train system here in new york it was supposed to be done in 2009 started in 2009 still has not started. democrats have lost the ability to build an all-day do is complain and issue contempt citations. it is about all they do. trump on the other hand it has been remarkable what he has done. it shows that he does what he promised he would say he would do which is a very refreshing
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for american people it shows an incredible business like efficiency and it shows the strength. like him or hate him donald trump is a strong guy. even a very strong guy and a strong leader. even when there were lots of sort of complaints. lots of complaints about tariffs he does not back down. a lot of people like somebody that does not back down. quite a contest between strength on the one hand showed by trump and contempt by the democrats which the american people do not like. >> greg: it is so strange that things are actually happening at this speed. kat, do you think donald trump is on something? >> i do not actually. >> greg: that was a trap to set you up. >> thank you for that. exactly what i needed. a trap. you know i think that what has
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been the most remarkable has been the light that has been shined on a lot of different things and kind of allowing people to think differently about stuff. because i feel like before i mean it really is remarkable you know our tax dollars would pay so much that just how stupid some of the stuff is. when you hear something like foreign aid, you can never criticize that. what comes to mind when you criticize -- you here for hear foreign aid? >> greg: humanitarian. >> you hear the kid and the pile of rubble like a little tin can they put oatmeal in a? raid? who would take this from this kid? you would be a monster. then you realize they are also fun think whatever diversity training can serbia or all of this other stuff. so actually just shining a light on these things i think in and of itself is a remarkable thing. i hope this happens across
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department. defense department as well, they fail every audit. we need to look at what kind of stuff money is being spent on and that relies on the positive brand think that a lot of these words bring to mind. >> greg: it is a grain to point. -- great point. >> one person is like, yeah. >> greg: tyrus, a good point, it seems like trump's administration is doing the work investigative journalists should have done. >> it sounds like a nice idea but good luck finding a journalist from a dojo. president trump learned a lot from not being an office on the one think he learned from the first time is that even when you get in, the fight just begins. so many times when presidents have had the senate in the house and they think they had a time. they can spread things out, we can get a win here we can get a wind they are. before they know what they do
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not have a house anymore. so everything gets shut down and slow down. you won't allow that to happen because and what he is doing and the way he is doing it i mean i referred to him as the third a black president but he is also the most arrogant black brother i have ever met in my life. he knows, he is completely unaware that everybody is going to find a way eventually they will get to a couple of these republicans when the lobbyists they will eventually get to a couple republicans all of a sudden they will be like i am more conservative and i have issues with this it always happens. always doing it when they can because everybody is watching nt issuing the show. then he has time to sent a text on a saturday night like guests who filled kelly up with water, tyrus? and with pictures. i'm like how do you have time for this? because he is not sleeping.
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he knows he has 100 days to do what he needs to do and you made a joke about a month ago and i think two years he might be like i am done it. it is yours. i will be golfing call me. i think that is the plan. to get it done. because he does not have to run for reelection. >> we have never seen anything like this before. it is very gangster. politicians by their nature say let's do a commission study something for six months and then we will get it done. trump says f that i'm getting it done today. >> greg: you do it like republicans would take their time. like one chef working on an eight course meal and he is like flinging the burgers into the face into your flat faces -- fat faces. i don't know why i said that faces i apologize. you are all theories developed. to svelte to. up next, they still sound like clowns when it comes to
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on us. ♪ ♪ >> it is coming your way it is a video of the day. ♪ ♪ >> greg: they are still on a bender over gender. over the weekend the dnc elected its new officers and following there woke rules of the insured and appropriate number of heat, she, and neither nor were elected. >> i gender nonbinary candidate or officer of the nonbinary officer is counted is neither male nor female and the
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remaining six officers must be gender balanced with the results of the previous elections, our elected officers at this point are currently too mail and two female. in order to be gender balanced we must add one male, one female, and one person of any gender. >> greg: of any gender. that means you, jamie. that was the opposite of clear. how will this all the work of? >> we must elect a candidate of any gender as well as one male and female a vice chair. we will first ask members to elect a candidate of any gender on the first ballot. after a candidate is elected on the first ballot, we will have one officer of the three. so we will know which position is filled with the one male, one female, and one vise chair of new gender. our second ballot will also be for a candidate of any gender. and our third ballot will be the third position based on the remaining two results.
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>> greg: you know what is funny about this? do you notice what is missing? where is the sign language person a? committed suicide. you think that is funny. i will send my letters to you. julian, this almost goes back to what you said in the letter a block. the reason why i don't think that guy really wanted to do that but that is fear of contempt so you have to do this virtue signaling theatre because you do not want to become the object of all the contempt either. >> that is all the democratic party is today virtue signaling. i felt while i was watching that i was watching a "star trek" convention. democrats and the left have this crazy cartoon floating around in their head that we live in an oppressive society and that they are the rescuers of this intersectional matrix of oppressed peoples who are on stolen land and whose highest calling is the exultation of in
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palestine. it is insane and it has birthed nothing more than identity politics on the left which is produced things like dei which are race preferences. you know, it is extraordinary, the people who are doing this on behalf of do not support it. you can go back to the 1970s and 1980s and you can pull the black and brown communities. they have been opposed to gender preferences and race preferences, identity preferences, for 50 years. but this is very useful because it advances the interests of the elites on the left. this sort of virtue signaling enhances the social credit score of folks on the left but it is deeply out of touch. what we saw over the weekend this is more evidence that the democrats have nothing. they are not going to change. >> greg: they will change. by the way. [applause] smattering of applause over there in the corner. have that man taken out.
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>> greg: -- kat when you were watching that guy did you get a sense he was not into it? he had an invisible gun to his head. >> i feel like you could have so explain and he would be like i cannot. because who could? that old lady? did she get up and go to the bathroom while he was? because while he was starting going blah, blah, blah gender blah, blah, blah gender blah, blah, blah which is what we all heard, right? she is sitting there going and then when he is still going she is not there and then she comes back. i feel like she thought this is the perfect time to go to the bathroom i want to miss anything. i still do not know what he said. >> greg: neither do i. >> who is this for? it is not for anybody of any gender as he would put it. nobody is helped by this.
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it is ridiculous it is nonsense. maybe republicans won't get it. >> greg: definetley i want more of this. the proof it does not help anybody they still elected to white guys and one of them was david hogg, the vise chair, he looks about 10, but he is a white dude. >> but he was an unapologetic -- an apologetic white dude which is fine but confusing because he did not have his man bun and which through us all off a bit. there is not enough wheat and humboldt, california, or oregon to understand the words coming out of his mouth. i also think it is important that he was letting everybody know, former chair, he could not wait to leave this job. he read that like you went to the bathroom and then you know what she didn't? to use this like i would have. because the people we did not see what have also left. everybody got up to go to the bathroom and when you hit the bathroom you have to look for the correct gender bathroom.
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that is a whole other 15 minutes. so the great bathroom search for your gender alleviating you from hearing that [bleep] that was coming out of his mouth. basically he was like if you like you have to get elected first. that is the one thing i learned from that. you can get elected and be like i am in. but you are the third man elected so you are out. unless... [laughter] i identify as a nonbinary llama then you are in it. >> greg: yes. [applause] it would be great if you say unless... and they go nonbinary and you go prove it. >> if they are nonbinary wouldn't they just have to sit there? >> greg: i guess so. you were nonbinary, jamie, and that neither sex likes you. >> okay. i don't disagree with you, i
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don't think that is the word for it. [laughter] i think tyrus makes a good point i think the woman in the background was the only one we could see walking else. do you think their priorities are messed up? we are in a serious situation and talking about this? like you are on a sinking vote and people are pouring buckets of water out and this guy is like i got brand-new swimsuits! i did not know what nonbinary was before i came on tv i did not want to seem ignorant and first tried to figure it out by myself i go nonbinary. that either means that you are a one or as a rule. that is not what it means. i looked up nonbinary definition answer on google and they said gender-fluid. i said okay what do you do if you still do not know. and i looked up gender-fluid definition and they said nonbinary. i was like i am caught in a loop of not knowing [bleep]. >> greg: nonbinary is one and
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♪ ♪ >> a story in five words. >> greg: biden signs with talent agency. kat, joe biden just linked a lucrative deal with hollywood talent agency caa as he explores his opportunities a post-presidency. expected to make a boatload engagement -- of cash for speaking deals and public engagements much like he did after his vise presidency. is this swell a? >> we know this would happen just because he can't feed himself his own soup doesn't mean he won't make money.
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i want cameras in the house. >> greg: yes. >> what is going on in that house? i do not want the scripted what they will give us, the ghostwritten book they will give us, i want to just see it. as it is. >> greg: it would be huge. >> truly i feel like we haven't had really good reality tv since the jersey shore era or early vendor pop and i feel like this could be a whole turnaround for the industry if we just let it happen. >> greg: we need a toilet camera. >> unleashed. >> you would need a toilet camera. >> greg: who's to say i don't have one? in the office men's room. tyrus, could it be that this deal was made through obama to sweeten joe's exit? that he was going to leave and they said you will leave we have this nice plum gig?
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>> that sounds wonderful but that is not how this. dr. jill is just mean. we will milk this turn up for everything we can get. you are going to make commercials, you will see biden trying to jump over cars doing the o.j. hurts commercials. they will put his blundering ass to work now when they fall it will be up for a sponsored event. because they have to show that he still has some influence. they still have to sell those speaking engagements. so it is going to be like guess it was on the bachelor to give wisdom to younger men about experience. former president joe biden! and he will come out like and there will be a little cattle prods and he will speak. she is going to ride this horse until the wheels come off. he will play the dead guy next
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to the actor in the soap operas. like you will be an extra. >> greg: he would be a great dead guy. >> he will [bleep] it up. he will keep sitting up. it is not a horror movie. dead is staying data. >> greg: jamie, or you jealous? he is getting more opportunities than you will ever see. >> when i saw this i was like at my age i thought he was having a hard time booking me. caa is a great agency i feel bad for him. i did hear they already booked him three appointments at a neurologist. i'm curious like i am with kat i would love to see like what is this show going to be like? i heard one of the reps is like joe, do you want any kind of still on stage. and joe is like know i got this covered i'm wearing a diaper. i heard they are going to book all of his gigs and at the last minute kamala is going to do
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that without asking the audience. >> greg: julian, did you run into the bidens? you must have because you were in the clinton era. i think people do not remember joe was not that short to begin with. >> never. and always insecure about his academic pedigree and always trying to prove himself. i know that because i was on the judiciary committee in the house right after he was senate chair. look, one of my favorite movies was the manchurian candidates. this could be something interesting if he makes it the ventriloquist president. i think we would be very curious to find out how he tried to pull the wool over the american public size since 2021 when according to "the wall street journal" report and a lot of other reporting the democrats and the house and senate all knew he was not up to the job. and how he and the democratic politburo were able to pull the
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wool over the eyes because we have nonfunctioning media anymore, i mean this was obvious to anybody that was watching. so maybe we will get something out of it it is still a fascinating story. >> greg: they did hundreds of movies about watergate. right? maybe i'm exaggerating but i feel like there were 100. are they going to do a movie about probably one of the biggest political coverups in recent history? >> sure. and all the democrats talking about how important democracy is i mean would be a story is there than pulling the wool over the american public size that the guy in charge was actually capable? but the irony is even before the debate, 80% of the american public did not want to see him round. it really was not very effective either. maybe we won't learn that much. >> greg: nose. coming up the democratic governor who showed an illegal some love.
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♪ ♪ >> we got another clip for do it is video of the day part two. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: a governor's humble break was it real or just a gag? our second video of the day comes to us from new jersey democrat governor phil murphy where he admits he is harboring an illegal immigrant. watch. >> i don't want to get into too much detail but there is someone in our broader universe whose
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immigration status is not yet at the point that they are trying to get it to. and we said you know what? let's have her live at our house above our garage. and good luck to the feds coming in trying to get her. >> greg: whose immigration status is not yet at the point they are trying to get it to. that was 17 words to say illegal alien. that is like calling governor murphy a feminine product used to clench -- lens her nether regions when you could have just said douchebag. tyrus, isn't this the best? he tried to pull over to signal. >> he didn't virtue signal he hates his made it. she starched his socks the wrong way or something like i'm not saying that she is a legal but her stuff is not right and you can try to get her above our
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garage. >> i agree. >> between the hours of 3:00 and 6:00 p.m. because she is certainly not in the house doing the dishes like she was supposed to! or she is it you know what usually happens with a lot of politicians, the maid is a late. [applause] so i can't raise it because she is a legal! and we are not doing the been... in the united states anymore. >> greg: egg babies are no longer. >> so we have to protect her but... >> greg: jamie, you also live above the garage. so you must have some empathy for what is going on here. >> i'd be very quiet so they do not know i am there. >> the weeping keeps me up that night. >> honey, do you hear that strange cry in? it sounds like a lonely divorced amanda. >> that is so funny that tyrus
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is so right. this guy is not good at hiding people. he is the worst hider of people. that was the longest way to say illegal that anybody has ever done it. doesn't quite have their legal document that you are right he is like yes that would be like going i think you are right i think she wants him to be found. that would be like yes, i know there is a warrant out for my ex-wife but i'm going to keep her in the last room on the left at the 6861 hines avenue. >> you can try. >> greg: julian, he dared them to come get her. should they? >> i mean a freeze frame on this. this is everything that is wrong with the democratic party. engaging in illegal behavior, criminal behavior, harboring an illegal, virtue signal think about it like he is a tough guy, and then collapsing as soon as he is called on to. and he think it just shows he
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does not mean what he is saying. the whole thing is for show. and this is sort of what if you were to take an iconic moment and try to understand why the democrats 3 out of 10 people only 3 out of 10 people in this country think the democrats have a favorable opinion of democrats. only 2 out of 10 men in this country. if you want to know why just a look at freeze-frame this moment and look at it it will tell you everything wrong with the democratic party. >> greg: you know, kat, you said this was your favorite story. >> it is it is amazing. because it is obviously self-promotional and as self-serving as it gets. as tibor said, as jamie said, if he cared about this person he would not be like like i imagine her above the garage like a bro what the [bleep]. the only other possibility besides that is he actually does not think that i.c.e. would go
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after somebody like this who is kind of mind to incur business not a criminal. so those are the two possibilities. both of them undercut whatever arguments he was trying to make. and to do so, so confidently. like i am such a bad boy. you are not you were pathetic. by the way, reminds me if i ever get to know this guy, not to tell him anything. [laughter] [applause] >> we will have to wait. kat, we will have to wait to see how this plays out. if he comes out tomorrow like listen, what i said about my maid was a little off but listen, my wife also is not from this country. her and her mother her mother-in-law came over here without their papers and i still love them anyways and they are not above the garage they are in the main house. but again you just try and get them. i double doctor you to try and get them especially when i am at the jim between 10:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m. i dare you. >> greg: all right. up next it was n
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♪ ♪ >> five more words. [applause] >> greg: jaden smith wears a house.
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tyrus, will smith's son jaden wore a black castle on his head at the grammys on sunday. it is being described as a symbol of eternity, sensuality, and resilience, but i took it as an affront to all those people who lost their homes in southern california. >> this is when sometimes as a dad you go over to the imam and say we are getting a dna test. there is no way, no way that came from my loins it is impossible. just tell me you are mad at me. tell me you do not like me to tell me i was not there enough for you as a kid we can go to dr. drew and work that [bleep] felt, but putting a castle on your head does not help anything. it reinforces why i spend more time on the road. >> greg: jamie, interesting fact. that castle is larger than your current studio apartment to live in. >> this looks just what it looks like when tyrus visited me.
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[laughter] this is crazy. my friend was at the grammys and i go how was it a? they go i don't know i was sitting behind jaden smith. couldn't see [bleep]. >> greg: julian, that castle was actually done by a fashion designer from transylvania which i never thought existed. cost 4600 bucks, you can get it on her website. what do you think? stylish? >> i think this is the kind of thing you do when you figure out the american people aren't listening to you anymore. this is the dunce cap that hollywood is putting on which is a fitting tribute to a year in which the american people sort of just rejected hollywood entirely. particularly when they stuck their noses into politics and the way they just sort of went against. [applause]
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>> greg: kat, is there an artificial stance you could take to defend this guy? >> i was sincerely defendants absolutely. of course jaden smith is wearing a castle on his head. do you know how impossible it must be to get any attention in that house? your dad is running around hitting people. your mom is just like i have sex with men who art my husband but nobody is asking her but every chance she gets she says i have sex with other guys who aren't my husband who was known for being the genie in aladdin. imagine those are your parents. no wonder he is wearing a castle on his head. >> greg: do you know who is not about this? kanye west wife. >> i'm surprised he was not naked. i have -- sex with men who aren't my husband. >> i believe the word is entanglement.
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i have entanglement. >> what did you have for breakfast? i will tell you i have had sex with somebody who isn't my husband. [applause] [laughter] >> the old castle. >> greg: it is true that can't be comfortable when you are sitting there. what if you have to go to the bathroom and you are wearing this head thing you can't have a during. >> i was at the jim the other day and the sky was working on his neck and he was like why would you do that castle had i love that my daughter still needs me. but sometimes i can't help due to burning and stabbing pain in my hands, so i use nervive. nervive's clinical dose of ala reduces nerve discomfort in as little as seven days. now i can help again feel the difference with nervive.
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