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where are the kickbacks and that one. but in addition to that getting stuff done. why do democrats want to hide what's going on for years. s why are they interested in making sure let's live and let live in now they want to gote after medicaid and medicare.ut o 1 out of 4 people in america are on that.medi medicaid amounts of 30% of every state's budget. i was w i a local d.a. and i wos prosecute medicaid cases that were so outrageous and corrupt it's like rico the mop the gangsters millions of millions of dollars medical bills and nobody is doing anything abou it. just live and lelet live. it is our money. you can't tell us not to protece our money. can't weou all agree we don't wt

corruption in government. week -- can't we all agree that's a good thing and i want to say one more thing about the jobs. it's so much concern about thehi jobs and 40,000 people.ow right after covid-19, everybody had to make a decision about their job did they want to doe remote or hybrid or a lifestyle change. are they interested in going somewhere else. joe biden didn't care he wouldoi just fire you if you are in the military and didn't take given you a warning. >> and transparent used hosting the thing he's cutting tellingtn people you're getting severance and eight months from now it's over g done in the shadows. >> harold: you are right. good to be back with everybody. >> greg: thank you. >> harold: one thing, we

talked on the show many times, president trump has a very strong theory of the case, and this is one that frankly he is not leaning on republicans in the house and the senate to get done, he is certainly not leaning on democrats. but the difference in their reaction is striking. republicans frankly are just falling in line in the house and senate. whether the president is usurping the authority of the congress, let the court decide that, but this president has made clear that the federal government is too big, it is too inefficient, and too removed from the everyday lives of everyday americans, and the american people, to your point, judge, they are more in line with this. dana, you said as well, they are more in line with this. they know there may be some things o on the periphery or soe things even in the corner that may not be lawful. we will find out if the constitution -- following the constitution. but they want to see him push the envelope. if i were democrats, instead of complaining about the issue that are unimportant to everyday americans -- and i don't suggest

that foreign policy is not, but throwing a real strong kind of hissy fit over something that doesn't matter, how costs are happening, how communities are made safe, and how borders are made safe -- get out in your districts, hold town hall meetings, listen to people, let the cameras come and see you guys doing that and the people in the audience want to say we don't like what the president is doing, we like what he is doing, then take that back to washington. you are not going to win this argument by standing outside of the capitol or outside of a federal agency in washington and ranting and raving about what president trump is doing because i can assure you, more people can relate to and support what the president is doing right now in trying to make government more efficient and make it work and they are listening to you guys stand outside of the capitol and the usaid, saying that president trump is doing something wrong, whether he is or isn't. >> jesse: yeah, greg, i haven't seen a lot of actual regular citizens complain

about -- >> greg: a very good point. and now we come full circle, dana, which i will touch on shortly. but your point is well-made. where where other grassroots protests? because the people who fund the grassroots protests are the people who are getting defunded. you know, instead you are getting these shrieking democrats were acting like drug addicts watching the cops flush their drugs down the toilet because they are. so it is really hard to get energized about usaid. is it because it is a front that creates artificial social instability in foreign countries, portrayed as aid, with the ultimate goal of installing a puppet of our liking. so think about what they are doing in small countries. you will follow me, dana, trust me. they do dei. identity-driven activism with gender and trance. they make disinformation and urgent because, while also playing up the latest climate apoplexy so what does this sound like to you?

2016 in america. you had a surprising victory by a populist candidate and what came next? well organized protests based on race and gender and also climate, the media amplified it through hoaxes like defined people hoax, the protests, blm, antifa, they were as regular as sunrise. behind it, every step was the media and what was the goal? installing a puppet, joe biden. so it's kind of a testament to the deep state that they can master a craft abroad and then decide to use it here. do you remember, dana, during the height of antifa, blm, and the 24/7 race-baiting media, asked what would happen if this conflict hysteria would drift disappear? you would see a unified population that could then set their sights on the real problems, the corruption, and the rent seeking in our

government. i didn't realize that i discovered the strategy which was to keep america and americans at each other's throats so they couldn't go after the real villains who were keeping americans at each other's throats. >> jesse: very well said. >> greg: thank you, jesse. >> jesse: it is regime change. >> dana: i love when it comes full circle. >> greg: every day i was yelling about it peered. >> jesse: greg is always right and the first want to tell you that. coming up, donald trump is the energizer bunny of presidents. he just keeps going and going and going. ♪ ♪ here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need, and the flavor you love. so, here's to now... now available: boost max! are you looking for a walk in tub for you or someone you love? well, look no further.

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>> dana: [laughs] the days of early white house lids are long gone. president trump has been jam packing his schedule with endless executive orders, signing a couple more today and then there is the daily briefing and those question and answer sessions with the press. earlier the president was up with the sun delivering remarks at two events for the national prayer breakfast. pico my all-time favorite chart in history, the chart on immigration. immigration saved my life. you are going to say merry christmas, well, now they do it again, but we -- [applause] i don't know if you watching, but we get rid of woke over the last couple weeks, woke is gonzo. the two weeks, the most successful two weeks in the history of any president see, now we have to do is keep it going for another couple of hundred weeks. >> dana: the pace of trumps speedy schedule has the

legacy media struggling to keep up. this guy has energy, joe biden he is not, and the establishment me is in anguish over trump sledgehammer. more than the media, democrats can't -- just as soon as they think now we can find something we can oppose, the president is onto the third thing. >> greg: yes, they are playing checkers, and he is playing twister. i calculated the amount of work this administration needs to do, and the pace at which they are doing it, and my calculations conclude that the trump administration will be completed june 15th, 2025 at 3:45:00 p.m., that's 12:45 pacific. you mentioned this. it is not just what trump is doing, it is what he is inspiring others to do. he is actually leading. dei is now being dropped by google, facebook ditched its disinformation propaganda,

student athletes are suing to get their trophies back from men disguised as women, who participated in their sport. the pronoun hysteria evaporated. comedy is coming back. patriotism is returning. enlistments are up. people are simply, like you said, no longer scared to speak their mind to lunacy, preference falsification is dead except at the dnc. it goes back to what i've always said, you share the risk, the bullies flee. turns out trump is winning because the bullies never really had an argument. all they had was intimidation, trump was the tip of the iceberg and captain of the pirate ship who made it easier for the shyest among us to climb aboard. >> dana: the contrast is striking because if you think about, if you added up all of the questions joe biden took in his entire presidency, it probably would fall short of what has been done in the last 16 days. >> jesse: that is the frustration that democrats feel because they are seeing trump has power and biden could have

used the power. biden just wanted to win the presidency because he tried his whole life and then when he became president he just took a nap on the beach while people couldn't get baby formula. there is a problem here because when he did use power, dana, he used it for almost evil things. he tried to lock up his opponent peered he fired people for not getting backed peered he brought kids with masters degrees. this was an abuse of power. trump is using power to help people and that is the difference, and greg is right. trump has a vision for what he wants. he is ambitious. he has an agenda. biden just came in and said, covid got me in, we are just going to do this and see what happens. the media is struggling because they can't find a victim. are people going to feel sorry for gang banging illegals? or lia thomas, who wants to go into the wrong locker room? or the department of justice lawyer who will probably be able

to find a job? that is the difference. this is the change that people voted for. so the media can't complain because this is democracy in action. >> dana: harold, if everything is an outrage then nothing is outrage. >> harold: judge was taking notes, she just crossed my notes out. [laughter] no, if everything is an outrage -- >> dana: nothing is an outrage. >> harold: nothing is an outrage. look, the democrats are still drowning in the cultural issues. i think you are right, greg, and i think you are right, jesse. but ultimately, president trump and democrats have to understand he is going to be judged on whether or not he is able to deliver on the issues that got him elected. can he deal with the economy and make it grow and introduce americans, sustain us in this golden age that he talks about? which i think really is dominated by how well you are doing economically. is he going to make our

communities safer? our borders safer? our borders safe? that is ultimately what this election was about, democrats, we didn't have compelling, convincing answers for the american people, and it seems like we are still fighting or litigating that. now as i tried to say in the first segment, you can't do it unless you have answers, which is why i think you have to get out in the country and listen to people, understand where their energy might be and even anger and come back and talk about plans to do these things and how you would like to work with the president. and remember, the republicans are being blocked, offer them opportunities to work with, i think you might find them taking you up on some of those things. finally, there are some things that the president is doing, two things he has done that i think are petty and mean-spirited. first, stop complaining about what happened in the past. you are rich, you are good looking, you live in the white house, you have a place in mar-a-lago and bedminster and a beautiful place in new york. real people voted for you who have real problems and real worries, focus on that. and two, i don't like the firing -- the person i got most offended by was the four-star

admiral, this woman who was in the coast guard, the president every right to fire but he kicked her out of her house. leave that, the pettiness, get back to doing things the country elected you to do. i don't agree that every executive order but i kind of like the energy, unlike the fact he could do enough momentum that the congress and the senate may act on some of this spending stuff and some of this bringing our government back into order stuff. >> greg: isn't he complaining on behalf of us, though? >> harold: he talks about himself. if he is talking about how i can't afford a loaf of bread, how i am worried about how i'm going to pay my kids tuition, how i am concerned about what tomorrow is going to bring in summer is going to bring, having to pay, those i think our issues the american people are more concerned about peered. >> dana: spoken like a possible candidate. judge, the last? >> judge jeanine: mor administration has been more prepared for power than this issue, and the issue, harold, whether he can follow through on his promises, i mean already he has taken men out of

women's sports, already brought $500 million from out of this country to tackle ai and super ai for cancer. already he has making sure the worst of the illegal criminals are being removed from this country. he is not slowing down. the man is, he is -- he's got incredible energy, and, you know, you say the democrats didn't have answers. they created the problems. the democrats, it's not that they can't figure it out, they created it. they created the trans and the drag queen reading -- the drag reading our -- and they created the open border and they got rid of bail and they wouldn't talk about the economy. and at the end of the day here you've got a president who is so startling compared to the other president, and the press just can't keep up. thank god columbia buckled because we can still get enough coffee to make sure the press can keep up with the guy.

this guy is not going to stop. he is not going to stop. and those people who started by saying if he gets elected he'll be the oldest president in history, as if he wasn't going to be able to even do the job, and i want to say one thing peered he went to two prayer breakfasts this morning and he t eradicating anti-christian bias, and when the fbi director christopher wray came out and told us no one at the fbi was targeting christians and senator hawley came out and they found that leaked memo that the fbi was investigating catholics and priests so they could then inform on parishioners who were considered domestic terrorists, i mean, that's over. that is not going to happen again. thank god for that. if people got to be fired, then so be it, but this country was going to hell in a handbasket and it had nothing to do with the catholics. >> dana: they are going to get along real well in the commercial break. coming up, democrats are looking

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that were there, i don't think there is a single one of them that was saying kamala harris is the leader of the party, nor should she run again, i don't think i sing a person thought that was a good idea for us, myself included. >> judge jeanine: all right, harold, so the former dnc official says not one person in the room wants her to lead the party again or run for president. isn't this good news for you? >> harold: i think if she wants to run, she should run. but she is going to face competition and will have to lay out her ideas and her vision for the country. i don't necessarily disagree with you. i was not in the room when these officials and people he is talking about. let me give the democrats a little hint. who cares about dnc officials? get out. talk to people. these are not the people -- they are my friends and they mean well. they are going to be there regardless of who the nominee is, we all know. get out and talk to people and listen to people. i read a great article, a great piece by peggy noonan a couple of weeks ago in one of our home

newspapers here at the journal, she said democrats, one thing she recommended democrats to, particularly those in elected office, fix something. do something. make a difference in somebody's lives, not just so you can raise money or say you come from a state or an area, you represent something in the party people may want. i think the real appeal in politics today, fix something in your schools. ex the crime problem. fix the bill problem in your city. do something in health care, make it easier for people to have a better life. at the end of the day, i remind democrat and republican, that is what politics is about at its core, and when it is at its best. >> greg: yummy. >> judge jeanine: jesse, the "60 minute" interview, trump was right that they edited it, cbs could as well have been a campaign manager because that is what they do, they edit things. >> jesse: so she looks scared to me.

we don't want politicians that are running scared. we can smell that insecurity. joe biden was afraid of aoc. she was afraid of her 20-year-old staffers so they tiptoe around stuff. i want a politician that wants to like me, not that wants to be liked. trump likes people, he is actually interested. kamala doesn't even like people and you can tell. too much has been set about kamala harris for her to ever run again. you know when you get into a fight and you've said awful things? you can't go back. the clintons just said that she was a seventh string quarterback who canceling a sentence together. barack and nancy said she wasn't even our pick and the donors feel fleeced so that is never going to happen again. to your point, competence is compassion. the democrats don't understand, they are like the davits as i love you, i love you, i love you, and then forgets to pick you up at school and get so

drunk he raged your college fund, gambles it away in vegas. that is not compassionate. people want someone who just fixes problems, doesn't create problems. >> judge jeanine: you know, dana, if the party is going to move more centrist, reasonable, doesn't that leave out aoc and newsom? >> dana: i think the democrats just showed in their election last saturday that they are more aligned with the activist left than they are interested in going centrist. the most powerful democrat right now, most powerful elected democrat's chuck schumer, and he was trying to lead a chant yesterday and it didn't work, it was embarrassing. honestly, i would be really embarrassed. the most powerful state government elected official right now i would say to me is josh shapiro of pennsylvania, and he is doing what peggy noonan said and what you are saying. if you look at any of his communications, it is all about here is the number of jobs i have brought back, the money i saved you, the roads we fixed,

the things we are doing on education. he is trying to be smart and to position himself but i don't think the activist class is with him at all on that. let me add one other thing. i hope that democrats would listen to you, harold. you are probably the most powerful democrat in media. >> jesse: wow, harold. >> dana: partly because of us. >> harold: it is all because of you. >> dana: you are speaking democrat version of common sen sense, so they would be smart to listen to you. >> judge jeanine: that's right, that's why i crossed your notes out because you know it. greg, joe rogan. >> greg: yes. >> judge jeanine: he comes out and said kamala lied. >> greg: not surprised by that. i think the dems have plenty of time to find their so-called leader and fill a hole, but they have to find out why that hole

existed. what killed the party? we've talked about this. number one, if you have a party based on victimhood that means achievement is impossible because no one can actually excel because then they become an oppressor and then you have the opportunity cost of making trump the number one enemy which at the expense of actually thinking about who you are and then if your party becomes we are not trump, and now trump represents common sense, where does that leave you as a point of differentiation, not common sense. so trump is the symbol of low crime, strong borders, american enterprise. the dems, all you can think about is he, she, they, them, that is what the dems have become peered especially for young kids, kids in their teens, they thought the democratic party was a joke because of the pronoun stuff. the dems should hand their party platform over to harold ford.

they need to out common sense common sense, or if they don't do that, if they can handle, harold, because he is a pain in the butt, ai the damn thing. get rid of all activism and emotionalism because if you go in the other direction it is going to be more woke insanity. you are going to embrace minor-attracted persons and beastie allergy as a lifestyle choice and assisted dying for fingernails. hang nails. if you don't do that, if you don't actually get out of this path and embraced the harold fords, you are screwed. >> jesse: humble harold. >> judge jeanine: we love you, harold. up next, maga takes over the sports world. kansas chiefs superstar travis kelce is praising president trump. ♪ ♪ look at 'em, streaming directv without a satellite dish. did you see how fast that guy found the game —

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♪ ♪ >> greg: sports stars are free to express their glee for djt. donald trump set to become the first sitting president to attend a superb towel. [laughter] anyway, kansas city chiefs royalty are rolling out the maga red carpet. >> it is always cool to be able to play in front of a sitting president, someone who is at the top position in our country. it is cool to hear that he has seen me play football and respects the game that i play. >> that's awesome. it's a great honor. i think no matter who the president is, i know i'm excited because it's the biggest game of my life, you know, and having the president there, you know, it's the best country in the world so it will be pretty cool. >> greg: harold, i'm sure you

are familiar with the superb owl. >> harold: i've heard of it. >> greg: an event in which large, muscular men combat on a field over an oddly-shaped ball. continue. >> harold: i love this game. two things. first, congrats to bret baier for getting the interview with them. i think it was wrong for president biden not to have done those interviews the last few times. i don't know if he ever did one, no the last couple years he did not win bret tried to get it. two, i don't think anyone should be upset or disappointed or surprised that patrick mahomes, the best quarterback in the nfl, travis kelce, one of the best players in the nfl, as well, probably the best tight end to ever play the game, that they would be excited that the sitting president of the united states is at their game, i would hope they would say that had kamala harris won and republican's might have been mad, democrats mad, but this is a great american tradition, ther event every year,

hundreds of millions of viewersn the united states, i think it's a great thing. i can't wait to watch and i'm excited to watch red's interview. >> greg: thanks for inviting me over. the bottom line is winners like winners and you cannot deny trump is doing a lot of winning. >> judge jeanine: trump and the chiefs chiefs. they both keep winning because they work at it, they fight to make sure they keep winning and they defy the odds, and you know, i think was going to happen on sunday with the chiefs, but what do i know, if you are sick and tired of losing maybe your party needs to do better. >> jess >> harold: why are you looking at me? >> judge jeanine: you are the only one at the table from your party as far as i know. you know i love about this, greg? the nfl for so long was about woke nonsense and taking a knee and all of this other stuff. pigs and all of this. it's a chance for them to bring together america. whether you are a trump supporter or kamala supporter or

whatever, we love this game. the nfl can be a very powerful agency in terms of bringing us together, okay? and mahomes, isn't it amazing that mahomes said it i can't believe the president has watch me play? >> greg: dana, we're talking in the green room about kelce calling this an honor, that is a sick burn on his floozy girlfriend taylor swift. those were your words. >> dana: yes, floozy, word that just rolls right off the tongue. maybe not so much about embracing trump but throwing off the partisanship that prevented them from being able to say it is cool that the president of the united states is coming to the game, and i also think on the thing about winners, with athletes like that's all president trump get the kind of reaction he was able to get at ufc fights, that is real fandom. i think they admire it. >> greg: jesse, they removed the "end racism" phrase -- >> jesse: no way -- >> greg: and replacing it with

"jesse sucks." [laughter] >> jesse: the super bowl is going to end and it will be poetic. >> greg: superb owl. >> jesse: trump and taylor swift will be at the game together, camera will show both of them, trump hates her, she picked the wrong horse, eagles are going to win, she is going to cry, and philadelphia, the city where this nation started, is going to celebrate, and then the eagles this time are going to visit the white house. they dissed trump when they won the super bowl mmxvii peered i will invite myself to the white house and celebrate peered you said you wanted the chief. i will make sure you are not coming to the eagles win, i will make sure of it. >> greg: that was fun. "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> harold: welcome back. time for "the fastest." first up, what the heck is a giga chad human gen z parents going to keep up with the new bizarre lingo, stuff like

mewing, making your job line more refined and baddie which means a good looking girl. judge, i know you traffic in this kind of language. can you give us a sense of how you stay so apprised of how -- >> judge jeanine: i don't know what any of that stuff means and the older you get, even if you try to adopt those words, you will look ridiculous. let them say it and you stay out of it. >> harold: exclamation point, are these things being said yet in the house? >> greg: i think these stories are designed so they can make boomers look out of touch. like i feel like we do this story every year. i say bring back the old lingo, as i've been telling my friends, i've been watching a lot of kojak on amazon prime, calling people pal or hit the road or calling women hey baby. there was no hr department in kojak land. just a lot of men -- >> harold: let's not go too far with the old words.

dp? >> dana: i was accused of using the word floozy. >> greg: floozy! >> dana: i agree with the judge. i only know about these things when we do these segments. i don't understand why you would call someone ohio to say they are a loser. >> harold: i understand. go blue, michigan. >> dana: michigan won that one. >> harold: prime time, your thoughts? >> jesse: my daughter one time said "slay, skinny baddies." apparently it means -- i still don't really know what it means, but yeah, we do a lot of this at the house. sus, they say i am sus a lot. >> harold: what does that mean? >> jesse: suspicious. if i say something with a double entendre, they will say "dad, that is so sus." >> harold: write that down. >> jesse: suspicious.

>> greg: i think you can remember it. [laughter] >> jesse: jeanine crosses it out. >> harold: thoughts on the football game? >> greg: yes, rangers 14, the librarians 12. >> harold: on that note, "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ i brought in ensure max protein with 30 grams of protein. those who tried me felt more energy in just two weeks! —uh. —here i'll take that. [cheering] ensure max protein, 30 grams protein, 1 gram sugar and a protein blend

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♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." dana? >> dana: a wonderful man laid to rest william ronald hemmer. that's, of course, bill hemmer's father. he passed away last saturday at the age of 85. married to his wife george january for 63 years. they had five children and then 11 grandchildren and six great grandchildren and they had a beautiful funeral today. bill hemmer will be next to me next week we just wish his entire family the best. >> jesse: love you, bill.

g.g.? >> greg: all right, tonight we have a great show. whenever charles payne is on, he brings it. erin perrine adam hunter, kat timpf. there she is. let's do this. in your face, harold. >> greg: let's go back in time at oak farm where harry lives. he, as you remember, loves his vegetables and he is known as a vegetable vacuum which was my nickname at the emergency room, dana. anyway. we don't have kathy bare was here. an australian animal much like harold, he lets himself he loves hunter valley. in your face. >> harold: i say it to myself now. [laughter] >> jesse: oh my god. such ohio. hawaiian volcano popped off this week shooting molten lava 250 feet in the air. they call it lava fountain. how hot is the lava?

2,000 degrees. this thing shows no sign of stopping. i could just stare at it for hours kind of like harold. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," johnny asked americans about the billionaires club. here is a sneak peek. > it's boring now. >> what do you do on instagram. >> .1% black? >> .1% black? i'll take that. >> oh my god. is he black or white? >> jesse: he will take that once you go .1%. >> harold: vegetable vacuum. i. prayers to my buddy bill hemmer and his family. best to you my friend. check out volusia, florida. passed out. closed -- were age to close enough to jump on board and stop

the boat. the man is expected to make a full recovery, thank you to the law enforcement and the security enforcement there. that's the amazing thing there in your face, harold. i wanted to say it to myself. >> greg: you know that was a three hour tour. >> judge jeanine: i didn't see the guy in the boat they didn't follow it up keep going. >> judge jeanine: jack ruffle terrier may be strong but a national cow girl. spanky as the two of them jump hurdles together. they have been doing this for 12 years instead of sit or paw, it appears the proper command for dali is giddy up. >> super bowl i won't be here ♪ ♪ what is the general feeling

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