never ever root for the eagles peered i respect my eagles fans and frenemies but i cannot root for you. mahomes is from texas and their dynasty would begin to assault the cowboys place in history, i will route from the boy from texas and the chiefs peered finally, i hope you get my brother on the saxophone a little cash, that is a good point, somebody, me, not somebody, me, i'm headed down to take my man some cash, he has been awesome with us on "the will cain show." he sure to tune into fox this sunday for exclusive coverage of super bowl lix with the pregame show kicking off at 1:00 p.m. eastern time. before that i will be live from new orleans on "fox & friends" all weekend long leading up to it. it has been fun hanging out with you. and now i hand you off to "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone. i am dana perino all of

judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> how it works is they send -- >> this is not unfamiliar state for me to be in. >> yes, government transparency. >> dana: more anti-musk madness on capitol hill. democratic lawmakers trend to barge their way into the department of education in washington this morning, but they were denied entry. the agency next on the d.o.g.e. chopping block. >> we are coming in, unlock the door, who are you? who are you? who are you? >> do you have business here? >> who are you? we pay you. you won't have a job if we don't help you. >> he was told to come out here and block members of congress from acting the primitive

education. >> are they prepared to shoot us? he was standing in the way of all children in educated. look them in the eye. hold your face up. look at them. let them see you. this is him. look at him. what is your name? tell us your name. give me that idea again. it is locked to members of congress, but it is not locked to the billionaires who want to suck every time out of this department. could go to jail, y'all. >> dana: it is just the latest full on freak out from the left to have been protesting the initiative at various buildings all week. government workers have until monday to decide whether to accept a buyout. so far 65,000 workers have accepted it. the media also has a bone to pick with d.o.g.e. by attacking one of elon's workers, a tech wizard and the preferred

nickname online. >> we begin with musk and big balls. >> he calls himself big b-a-l-l-s peered i won't say the word peered big b-a-l-l-s has all of our social security data. >> 19-year-old high school graduate who has used the unfortunate nickname big balls online, so that would be one way we could refer to him. >> dana: i'm going to get to big balls and a second. >> greg: i have heard that before. >> dana: maxime karen waters, i know, no relation, she was treating that guy so terribly. she was like the woman at the airline counter. >> jesse: i don't think he recognized her peered i'm a member of congress, prove it. didn't even know who she was. maxine's district can't read. they can't do math. i looked at the scores in l.a. where she represents. 30% of them can even read or do math at a grade level. this is the first time, though,

that she has cared about education. all the test scores have gone down everywhere in her district since she has been in office. she gave them all this money. spending has gone up. she has been good for the unions. she hasn't been good for the students. now she makes a stunt. these are the kind of stunts i used to pull. this is the kind of gonzo journalism, let me in here! with my little camera crew for the factor. these are supposed to be members of congress. this is all they have, is a stunt? they have lawyers? aren't there parliamentary tactics they can use? don't they have the power of the purse? instead they are just doing this stuff for the television. >> greg: for the television. >> jesse: i like how they are mad because big balls is a teenager. so if you are a teenager, the democrats say you can cut your balls off. >> greg: nicely done. >> jesse: but if you are a teenager, you can't log onto a

government computer? i mean, his name is big balls, he is a villain, but it because them off, he is a hero, what? this guy is a computer genius who is saving us billions of dollars. the other teenage prophet they told us to listen to from norway, greta, she was costing us billions of dollars. this is ridiculous. i actually think they believe they have to let her in, but if you are a threat, then he is on solid ground peered. >> dana: i'm not sure, jessica, what they were going to do if they got in there. they haven't cared about education in ages, and now all of a sudden they want to go to the department of education, and so performative, treating an employee like that is terrible. >> jessica: well, it is definitely not getting us anywhere in a productive direction and i have been giving a lot of thought to what democrats should be doing right now that can be effective. jesse is right, we do have the power of the purse, so they have a right to be in those buil buildings. musk and co. don't have a right to be getting rid of things willy-nilly when they have been

appropriated money by congress peered i think what they should do, and everyone can fan out and talk about it individually, is e up with your agenda items. they this is our plan to reform the department of education. or this is our d.o.g.e. plan. these are actually programs that i agree with you maybe we need to cut these or actually found a couple of things you hadn't seee could trim back there. and i think the american public would think more highly of them if they were coming out with a proposal to do something because there was a mandate to cut waste, and just having this blanket refusal to deal with them, to say everything is unconstitutional and unlawful's obviously not getting us anywhere. on the big ball fronts, it's -- well, so it is not just that people are mad that he is a teenager. they are mad that he wouldn't have passed a regular fbi background check, so not only did he treat incredibly racist things, which by the way i was thinking back to when we were talking about the campus protests all the time, at the

height of israel-hamas war, and everyone was very enthusiastic about kids who were saying things like "wipe the jews out," this guy says normalize indian hate, if you insert jews instead of indian, that's something j.d. vance and donald trump said all of those kids should be able -- >> dana: to different -- >> judge jeanine: they are -- >> jessica: one of the kids that works at d.o.g.e. >> jesse: not big balls. >> greg: how dare you slander big balls. >> jessica: big balls was fired -- >> greg: how dare you attack big balls. >> jessica: big balls was fired from an internship for leaking -- >> greg: his big balls were leaking? >> jessica: you know these kids wouldn't pass a regular background check. >> greg: neither what i? >> jessica: you work here, you don't work there. >> greg: who's fault is that? >> dana: judge, it is almost like the democrats were performative -- i love theater kids. they are some of my favorite, but it did feel like they were

doing improv at the high school gym. >> judge jeanine: first of all, when do you think the last time that these members of congress were at the department of education? that is the first question i half. now all of a sudden from political theater they need to go there and demand to get in, and i love when maxine waters says lift up your face, hold your face up so we can see you, look them in the eye, tell us your name, give us that idea again. from a woman and a party who don't believe you need an i.d. to vote in this country. i mean, everything about it is so hypocritical and so back backwards, and this whole thing about the department of education and what has happened is it is all about jimmy carter, who decided something like 45 years ago that we needed a department of education in this country. jimmy carter was the guy who also made sure that we had, you know, these tough civil service laws so that people who work in the federal government can't be fired the way normal people can

be fired. but they created this bureaucracy, the department of education, because jimmy carter wanted to pay back the unions for their support of him. i mean, his whole thing is about the bottom line, it is not about all of the stuff we're talking about here. if you want to talk about the real issues, it is failing with kids. but it is about the bloated bureaucracy. it is about the political -- depolthepoliticization of union. we don't need a department of education, and right now our kids are doing so poorly. we spend more, pretty much, than any other country spent on kids, and our kids are doing horrible, and the last thing i want to say is you know what? i wish these congresspeople were more animated about the department of education when randi weingarten and the unions were saying oh, we don't want to go to school, we don't want the schools to open, it is too dangerous for the teachers, and for the kids. you know, this is all political

theater. >> dana: greg, i don't know if people at home realize but they might not be surprised at this point, the department of education spent a billion of our tax dollars promoting dei in k-12 and 60% of kids in america cannot read at grade level. >> greg: not surprising. i am just kind of shocked and disappointed that i am the only one here wearing black. why didn't you guys wear black? it is national constipation awareness day. make poo great again. is this an attack on me? i can't believe you're not asking me about big balls. >> dana: i did. >> greg: spelled big balls with a s, not a z. could be for debutante coming out parties. this reminds me of the scientist -- do you remember, we did this on "the five" like ten years ago, he landed a spacecraft on a comet, but he was forced to apologize for

wearing a hawaiian shirt with scantily clad women on it, and critics swarmed around him saying he was discouraged -- his shirt was discouraging young women from the sciences. never mind the fact fact that this guy landed a effing spacecraft on a comet. the story is not about a teenager has a sophomoric sense of humor, the story is these are computer scientists like at 17 who started like five companies. what were the cnn hacks doing, the legacy media doing at that age? certainly not that. if you think the usaid stuff was bad, the department of education could be way worse. and it is really bad, the reason why they are scared is because none of them will be full speed. this is all just an audit. it is a transparent audit. you will find fraud and abuse. why would you be upset? why would you be upset if they

find fraud and abuse in a department that we spend money on? you should be like welcoming this. what if it turns out that's all you need to do to cut the budget? what if it is just all that? you don't have to do anything else. i will just cut it short here. i just find it intriguing that nobody is upset, except for these people. there were no heads of state upset over usaid. which was supposed to be benefiting other countries. not a single country said wait, don't go. it was just the ngos. and the people who get money from usaid through the ngos that were throwing a fit because the gravy train is dead. >> dana: gravy train is out of gas. coming up, president trump holding another blockbuster news conference with some choice words for our very own maxine karen waters. ♪ ♪ ♪ with fastsigns,

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kim jong un. i got along with him very well. we have illegal immigrants on social security. we are going to find out who they are and take them out. >> i need to be able to respond to the political question, that is the official question that we have. >> that is a very good answer. >> jesse: the trump news tornado does not end there, 47 also zeroing in on the one issue that will secure him a third term. "i will be signing an executive order next week ending the ridiculous biden push for paper straws." which doesn't work peered back to plastic straws. jessica. >> jessica: is that a joke? dana says if you have an 80-20 issue or 90-10 issue, take the w. i don't think you are going to meet much resistance on the paper straw front. i think it is great that the japanese prime minister came. president trump had a great relationship with abe, who was

unfortunately assassinated in 2022, and they want to make sure they have a good and secure relationship, and that there will not be any sort of trade war or increase in tariffs and there is a lot to talk about, as well, in terms of countering china, even though obviously japan has a ton of trade with them. post-world war ii relationship is top of the list and it is a big deal to be the second one in right behind netanyahu, and that was obviously a big priority for the japanese. >> jesse: i think the indian coming soon. judge, the hostility from the press is just gone. remember the russia, russia, russia! it's gone. >> judge jeanine: i think they gave up. first of all, they lost their credibility. they know that the american people didn't buy into it. they know there was no want to sell it to anymore. i think what is amazing about this, both you and jessica reference it, you know, you've got prime minister from japan, and then we had netanyahu earlier in the week. got modi coming in from india and then you've got

president trump, who is talking about a relationship with north korea. you know, this is a president who believes in talking. he believes in having discussions with leaders of foreign countries. because you can't just shut down the world the way joe biden did. he didn't talk to anybody. he didn't even go to the g20 photograph, didn't go to the dinners. he went to bed. it was just crazy. and, you know, i spoke to ric grenell today, and i talked to him about what happened and how he got those prisoners back from venezuela, and he said simply talking. there was no money exchanged. there was no prisoner exchange. you know, maduro, we went there and said we are not leaving without six. and he described it in an interview i did, and it was just mind-blowing. that, you know, and then what he said was for all the prisoners in venezuela and these guys that they took off on the plane ride back to the states, they had

never had a wellness check by the united states. and that's something, i can tell, dana, you know, shake your head. it's incredible. anyone who is a prisoner or a hostage, an american in any other country, the state department is supposed to make a wellness check. none of those guys even knew that donald trump or president trump new anything about them. they were brought there in black hoods. they didn't know what was going to happen. that is what a leader is. >> jesse: where can we see the interview with ric grenell? >> judge jeanine: on my radio show. of you abc. >> jesse: greg, remember when biden used to do these joint pressers any of the notecards with the faces of the reporters and the names? those days are gone. >> greg: remember in the old days when the media and the dems would tell us that the world was laughing at us? laughing at us over trump. and we learned that everything they told us was the opposite. they were laughing at trump,

they were made anxious and confused by a befuddled puppet called joe biden. the truth is the world is actually pretty enamored by trump because he is the most american leader we have seen, warts and all. the japanese prime minister loves him because he reminds him of godzilla. true fact. you didn't know that? but think about what america is, okay? it is big. it is loud. it is fast. it is forceful. could be arrogant, could be a little scary, a little obnoxious, that's america. that is also trump. >> jesse: like a camaro. >> greg: exactly, trump is a human camaro. imagine how the world viewed america while the military was being feminized or we were degrading our own history or self flagellating our country over its roll as an oppressor. they were like, what is going on with america? because that was not our brand. joe biden fronting the united states was like dylan

mulvaney fronting budweiser. it just was like, it didn't make any sense. you know, but has not recovered from that, but america is because we finally got the brand right. i don't think you could find a more american front-facing emblem. if america were a beer, trump's would be on it. >> jesse: even though he wouldn't be able to drink a beer. >> judge jeanine: he doesn't drink. >> jesse: dana, your thoughts? >> dana: i was thinking about that 90-10 issue, meaning 90% of the country agrees with something, so you might as well get on board and before what is going to happen. back when i worked at the white house, i sometimes would call my sister who lives in southeast denver, and i would say hey, angie, what did you think about such and such? and if my sister knew about it, i knew we were either in big trouble or we had a live one, like we had a good issue or we were in a lot of trouble. the only thing i heard from my sister today was yay, no more paper straws.

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people, and telling them, hey, i know better than you, or you are dopes, or you are a bro, or you are ignorant. how can you be this dumb? i can't imagine it. and by the way, they are fascist, how can you vote for that? if you go to an extreme and you become a boutique kind of a proposition, then you are going to lose -- you are going to lose the argument, and then we have done that. >> judge jeanine: all right, jessica, i may be assuming wrong but i shouldn't assume, is he right? and what is the democratic party going to do about it? >> jessica: well, anyone who is winning in this environment is right, no way to say otherwise. fetterman won a competitive r race. yeah, he is right, and he is certainly right for pennsylvania, who seemed very happy with him and he has very high approval rating, and i

think that people should really -- safe seat dems need to take a step back because they are living in a completely different world than those who actually have to compete for the races. pat ryan, who is a swing state -- swing seat dems -- said a very similar thing in an interview around election time where i basically have to run away from the party. everyone knew i was a democrat but i was not talking about myself as part of the national delegation. and i think that there is really a big problem with the amount of policy positions that we have to explain at -- it should be really simple -- i'm not saying it all has to be a branding exercise, but prop 36 was such a good example of that, and building off of dana's sister example, my sister who lives in los angeles, she pays attention to politics, but she was like, i am so excited about prop 36, nathan hochman, we're going to get a new d.a. she goes this gascon has got to go, and these are not the conversations i'm having with my sister typically. and those kind of issues permeated. no dem was explain why they were

against prop 36 peered the privates prison system but it was a 70-30 system innate blue state. >> judge jeanine: sa, "new york times" ipsos poll, 79% of voters want men or women sports and yet none of the democrats that i am familiar with, you know, have come out as a result of what president trump did and said this was a good thing. in fact even this week we saw the dnc stumbling over their own gender rules still. are they just stuck in reverse? >> jesse: the trans lobby is very powerful. >> judge jeanine: is that what it is? >> jesse: the trans lobby is scary to them, not to anyone else but to them. they are also only in control of about 20 cities in the country. that is the democratic power base, 20 cities. have you seen the cities? look at them, it is disgusting, they can't manage. there are these little urban coastal bubbles, and they never

leave the city. even when they go on vacation, they just go to miami, so they think they are in the majority, and then they also think they speak for everybody. they think they speak for the blacks, gays, the hispanics, the union workers, and basically a november 5th the country was like, you don't speak for me. fetterman, besides having a hoodie, greg, has common sense. and it is the only guy i see on the democratic side that has that. >> judge jeanine: all right, dana, kamala goes to a lakers game in row 58, nobody notices, nobody cares. what is her future? >> dana: wouldn't it be great if, for her, if i were her, i would say, this is great. i can just get back to this, and i don't have to pretend that i am going to be governor of california or that i'm going to run for office again. just go have a great life. you have a husband who loves you. just go enjoy yourself. you have your health. i would do that. i would go to all of the games.

[laughter] one of the things that is incredibly satisfying is i love a big i told you so moment. fox news channel is having one. do you remember when chris harrison got canceled from the bachelorette? because he said that you should have grace for a contestant who went to an antebellum themed party. he got ran out of town. it was that kind of lunacy that got spiraled out of control to the point where you had priests using water squirt guns in order to baptize people. it was just insane. and it got way out of control. and now you have all of these democrats who are not in safe seats who are trying desperately to try to distance themselves. i maintain that whoever is brave enough to throw the biden administration, the big cover up under the bus, is likely to be the person who comes out a winner. >> judge jeanine: i thought this question would be great for you. the democrats have come up with a bill that allows -- that

requires that an employer give you pet breathe meant time off. >> greg: well. >> jesse: just gusts. >> greg: speaking of pets, i want to talk about fetterman. we said everything he said on this show for four years. but i get why it didn't sink in with democrats, because it is like substance abusers. a drug user will not listen to a normally when the norm he is telling him you've got to stop doing drugs. got to hear from somebody who used to be there. when fetterman talks he is like a liberal whisperer, he can engage because he understands their reluctance and their fear. it is hard to let go of big ideas because they think there is nothing else out there but there is a whole world out there waiting for you to join it, and that is what he is kind of saying. in terms of why it took so long, this is the problem with democrats.

they don't move until they see a poll. so is he talking as a politician or human being? i don't need a poll to tell me that men and women's locker rooms is bad. i don't care about the polls. i know that it is wrong. i don't need a poll to hear about plastic straws being better than paper. i don't need a poll to know my money shouldn't be going to trans operas in columbia. i don't need a poll. but they do. maybe they should get a spine instead of a poll. >> judge jeanine: that's good. >> greg: in your face. >> judge jeanine: well done. stay right there, "the five"'s super bowl spectacular is up next, featuring tom brady, taylor swift, and president trump. ♪ ♪ (vo) weight loss is changing. for so long, i felt stuck on repeat. i tried, and tried again.

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is going to play out? >> too close to call. >> 5 minutes to air. >> go big or go home. >> are we in a super bowl lix spot? >> it feels super peered. >> jessica: we are just two days away from the kickoff and the game plan is set, this sunday jesse's philadelphia eagles take on this kansas city chiefs for super bowl lix in the world and for getting the pregame started with delicious organs barbecue and some guy named tom who went to the same high school ast talking but the big game on "fox & friends" this morning. watch. >> do everything you can to not let anything get in the way of your preparation. and it still goes from now up until game game time, a lot of s can distract you are take your mind away and what ultimately the goal is and the goal is to go out and win the game. >> jessica: as always, set to be a star-studded affair. president trump and taylor swift will be there. greg, i will let you finish that rib, it is your eighth.

judge, what is your super bowl plan? >> judge jeanine: well, i have money riding on the chiefs winning. and i've got travis touching -- doing touchdown, scoring a touchdown. >> jessica: doing a touchdown? >> judge jeanine: yeah, scoring a touchdown. if anyone cares less, you can go to pirro's parlay. and i'm looking forward to both the game and have time. >> jessica: jesse, it is obviously very serious for you this weekend. do you have rituals when the eagles are in? how are you guys watching the game? >> jesse: we are out of town at an undisclosed location. >> jessica: privacy, please. >> jesse: i no longer tell people where i am. >> greg: i know you are not home so i can burglarize it. >> jesse: having someone at the house to house sit, greg peered. >> judge jeanine: really? >> jesse: i ask you and you said you were busy. i will be coming in on monday. >> jessica: no matter what? >> jesse: i will be coming in on monday. and i just can't believe a president has never gone to a

game. they are just crazy. that is absolute he crazy. it will be a big spectacle. i can't wait. i still think the eagles have it. and i'm also in a pool. if i win, i might actually not come in on monday. >> jessica: dana, will there be queso? >> dana: i live near kennedy. might just wander down, make some chicken nachos. i don't know. i'm going to go with the eagles. >> jesse: thank you! >> dana: and i also, are they the underdog? >> jesse: a little. >> jessica: a point at the half, it's like nothing. >> dana: i'm going for the under bird. >> jessica: greg, how is that rib? >> dana: >> greg: great. this is number five. morgan's is amazing. incredible place. it's hard for me to pick the team because i don't know who i like. taylor swift or jesse. but the real feud is me and tom brady peered what did i ever do to this guy? be more successful? better looking?

i was more popular at sarah high school, played soccer, he didn't play soccer. i was sent a at notre dame dame an easter bunny at notre dame high school peered he wasn't. he is a huge chip on his shoulder. it went to my show, think about it. >> jesse: the smartest decision he has ever made. >> greg: everyone is freaking out, don't say anything bad about tom brady. >> dana: probably laughed about it. >> greg: yeah! so crazy. >> jessica: do we think taylor swift and trump meet? >> judge jeanine: no. absolutely not. >> jessica: it wasn't that stupid of a question. [laughter] "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪ baby: liberty! mom: liberty mutual is all she talks about since we saved hundreds by bundling our home and auto insurance. biberty: it's pronounced "biberty." baby: liberty! biberty: biberty! baby: liberty! biberty: nice try, kid.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: all right, "fan mail friday." let's get to it, shelley? this question from allison jay. if you could have a song played every time you came into a room, what would it be? judge? >> judge jeanine: what is that song? because i'm happy? >> jessica: oh, pharrell. >> greg: that's your song? >> judge jeanine: is not my song but it makes me happy. >> greg: something like "barracuda" by heart. jessica? >> jessica: this is hard. your walkout music. >> greg: you come into a room, music comes on, what is it?

>> jessica: something like "girls just want to have fun" by cyndi lauper. >> jesse: that was mine. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: "hail to the chief." >> judge jeanine: oh, my god. >> greg: i think you have to earn that. >> jesse: i'll take it. sorry, trump. >> greg: dana? >> dana: so embarrassing. >> judge jeanine: what is it? >> dana: that song "hips don't lie" by shakira. even in my mind, am trying to learn this song of hers, i'm trying to learn it in spanish. >> greg: somebody is moving. >> judge jeanine: yeah, see you, spain. >> greg: so that's it? >> dana: i guess so. >> greg: theme for today, "big balls" by ac/dc. jenny asks what do you consider the most adventurous thing you've ever done? dana, you do a lot of adventurous things. i could answer the question for you but you go ahead. >> dana: remember that story for the first time in my mom

heard about it on air? that was not adventurous, that was reckless peered i went to el paso on a private plane with a girlfriend and two guys in college. so dumb. i am surprised i am here. >> greg: it's amazing, you filmed that movie in tijuana. >> dana: i still get royalties. >> greg: i was going to say you doing stand-up. >> dana: that is also -- it is adventuresome, but it is also a huge favor for the joe's. i will do anything for them, but it does take all of my energy. >> greg: doing it for the joe's. jesse, what is the most adventurous thing you have done? needed to strike me as a risk-taker. >> jesse: in '96, it was the porn. greg, spelunking. >> greg: did you splunk? >> dana: where? >> jesse: west virginia. >> jesse: i spelunkinged. i was in one of the camps my

parents made me go to. i never came out of the cave. >> jessica: they love you. >> greg: jessica, am not winking at you, my contact moved. >> jesse: hr does not accept that. >> greg: what is wrong with my eye? most adventurous thing you have done besides doing "the five"? >> jessica: that's a good one. i married someone i barely knew. >> jesse: you barely knew him? >> jessica: i mean, kind of. meet a guy in the elevator, get stuck inside with him. have we met? >> jesse: when were you engaged? before, like -- >> jessica: you know i was -- cleo was already like a thing when it was happening when we got married. >> jesse: how long did you know your husband? >> jessica: do you care about me at all? dana, the judge, and greg all know. >> jesse: wait, how long did you know him before you guys got engaged? >> jessica: we moved in together -- [laughter] >> jesse: wow. wait, what is going on here?

did you know this? >> jessica: everybody knows how little regard you have for me. that is what is going on here. >> jesse: that's not what is going on here. >> jessica: go spelunking? brian, you are great, and i knew it would work out. >> judge jeanine: yeah, brian. >> jesse: what is going on? how long -- [laughter] >> greg: this is hilarious. >> judge jeanine: take it to the green room. [laughter] >> greg: you are so shocked. judge? >> judge jeanine: riding in a hot air balloon. >> dana: i would never do it again. one and done. >> greg: i agree with you, i got engaged in three months. >> jessica: when you know, you know. >> greg: better on my first day of the job -- >> jessica: that's a story. on club random, you said i just knew i was going to marry that girl. >> greg: got married, justice of the peace. >> jesse: you actually watched him on that? >> greg: everything is news to

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>> greg: don't play it. it's not a human. it's an animal. dana? >> tape berra. >> possum. i don't know. the thing from yesterday. i don't know. you are slowing me down. catty berra. >> jesse says it's a cat. you said cat. >> i agree with him. on finally. judge? >> i don't know what that is. play it and let everybody find out for themselves that's a cat. >> just a regular cat. >> greg: petunia. >> jesse: petunia from york, pennsylvania.

>> do i win the nut thing? >> squirrel. >> >> jesse: i that nut. >> bil >> big balls has it. >> jesse: kevin costner the explores rich legacy. i don't know what that word is. yellowstone yosemite available on fox nation tomorrow. serendipitous. came outs of nowhere. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," i was right. [laughter] >> jessica: the whole show? >> dana: hunters in germany competed in national deer calling championship who would best inimitate a deer. >> moose. >> that is definitely not a cat. that's all i got. >> jessica: people are so weird. >> 40-year-old lebron james has

officially become the oldest player to score 40 points nba game 42 last night's did game against the golden warriors. record previously held by michael jordan from 2003. but he is not just the oldest player to secure the historic record e weighs also the youngest player to do it. >> wow. >> jesse: courtside? she is in the rafters. >> dana: all right. judge? >> judge jeanine: okay. it's time for okay. so, here is doodle caught in the act herself. looking rather proud of her work, which was stolen from my% as soon as i got home from the "the five" yesterday. for all those years i thought the dog ate my homework was a line of crap? it's true. >> dana: turns out your children weren't lying, doodle all along. that's it for us. have a great night. >> bret: i liked the talking cat, dana. >> dana: if he is going to do that it wouldn't be an animal we would see every day.

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