there for life and they know what they did. and some people have remorse and other people, you can see that there is a reason why they are inside of a prison like that where they will never leave. >> laura: thank you so much and thank you for the information, we wouldn't have gotten in any other way, thank you so much. what a week. we can't count the number of executive orders, we have given up here on the angle. i'm joking but you get the point. breakneck speed and we will be there to cover it next week as well. thank you so much for joining us, have a great weekend and have fun watching the super bowl with your family. we will have a lot of fun. that's it for us tonight, follow me on social media all weekend long, lots of adventures to document. and thanks for watching. remember it is america now and forever, these are the good old days. jesse watters takes it all from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> he is standing here today,

locking the door and he can't give us a good reason why he is blocking this door. are they prepared to shoot us? >> jesse: trump and mosque making maxine mad. >> we begin tonight with mosque and big balls. >> we will be looking at the department of education, looking at even our military. we will be looking at tremendous amount of money. >> jesse: the doge bro was won't stop. >> we're talking but trillions of dollars. >> as a society, as a country, and best in adaptation and resilience and we have to understand these extreme weather occurrences are extreme. >> jesse: sorry democrats, she's back... plus... >> are you ready? let's go! ♪ ♪ >> jesse: before doge there

was bill clinton. he cut 400,000 federal jobs. and al gore was the executioner. >> this report tells us how to cut waste, cut red tape, streamline the bureaucracy. change procurement rules, change the personnel rules and create a government that works better and costs less. >> the reinventing government report aims to save $108 billion over five years through eliminating scores of wasteful programs and regulations. among the 800 recommendations, limiting 12% of the federal workforce and urging some government agencies like the fbi, bea and bureau about football -- of all tobacco and firearms, closing hundreds of offices outside washington. >> jesse: gore should have fired monica, would've saved everyone a lot of trouble. it wasn't just clinton and gore, the messiah said he was on a mission. >> from the day i took office, one of the commitments that i made to the american people was

that we would do a better job here in washington and rooting out wasteful spending. this does mean making some tough choices. it means cutting some programs that i think are worthy but we may not be able to afford right now. we have not seen this much action out of congress as we would like and that's why we launched our own initiative on the campaign, cut waste. >> jesse: look at that. barack was pro-doge. that they take in a bio from donald trump, a very generous buyout, i might, democrats are getting very insurrection like. >> who were you? >> you're not coming in. >> who are you? >> were you doing here? >> i'm security. >> get out of the way. >> security? >> what you have to do? you're going to greet us as we go and? we want you to move out. >> there are no thieves and thugs out here, we are members of congress. >> they allow billionaires and

his minions to come in. the kids deserve to have us go in and fight for them. the children of this country deserve that. >> this is a public institution, this is not russia. >> he said he is a federal employee. we pay him, we raise money to make sure that we have a department of education. he is standing here today, locking the door and he can't give us a good reason why he is blocking this door. do they have guns on them? do they have guns? are they prepared to shoot us? >> does this remind you of the other people who blocked the schoolhouse doors before? >> yes. >> this is a flashback. >> and this will go down in history. the man who blocked the doors of the department of education act give me the idea again. >> i showed you the i.d.

>> you do what? >> i showed you the i.d. >> could you let me see the idea again? >> jesse: i'm surprised the democrats knew where to find the department of education because test scores have been dropping for years and this was the first time that they showed up at the department of education. to stop an audit. and max skene is asking someone for i.d. so racist. here is the president. >> i see maxine waters, a lowlife, i see all these people and they don't love our country, they don't love our country. we want great education. so they rake 40 countries and education, we are ranked dead last. but the good news is we are number 1 in 1 category, you know what that is? cost per pupil. >> jesse: the more money we spent in education, the more test scores drop. teachers unions are doing all right. out so much are the students. congress is spending trillions so doge is in there to look at the books. you are not going to let the people who cooked the books come in and scream at you while you crunch the numbers.

tried doing math with madd seen a screaming like a hyena. it is impossible, you can't. this is like letting your kids into the living room while it is getting cleaned. no. they made the mess, they have to weight until we are finished. mosque has a whiz kids running ai accounting algorithms saving taxpayers billions. the correct response is thank you. >> we begin tonight with mosque and big balls. that is the online name according to wire magazine of 18 tech whiz who, along with others are helping the world's richest man do whatever it is he is doing, dismantling parts of the federal government. >> this is a 19-year-old high school graduate who has used the unfortunate nickname, big balls online. that would be one way that we can refer to him. he is now working at mosque's behest inside doge. and we looked into his background. >> jesse: cnn thinks big balls is a villain. but if he cuts them off, he is a

hero. democrats would rather listen to a random swedish teen then listen to big balls. a genuis teen, saving us billions. we're spending nearly a quarter trillion dollars at the department of education and democrats don't even want us to look under the hood. >> i haven't heard one single person who is upset with president trump or mr. mosque talk about this. what he's found. they don't want to talk about it. the spending, the spending. the waste of taxpayer money that he has found. i mean, that is the point of all of this. i tell you who is interested, the american people. >> jesse: mosque isn't in there stealing the money, he is catching the folks stealing the money. we haven't had anybody look at america's credit card statement for the last 25 years. can you imagine if your wife

have the bill out of your hands and said you weren't allowed to look? that is max skene. it is childish. "time" magazine put mosque behind the resolute desk and slapped him on the cover, just to tweak trump. did the president take the bait? >> mr. president, you have a reaction to the new "time" magazine cover that has elon musk sitting behind your resolute desk? >> no. 's "time" magazine still in business? i didn't even know. >> jesse: the nerd army is sleeping at the eisenhower building, working weekends and sifting through battle sheets. doge just announced it discovered in anthony fauci exhibit at the national institute of health. which would have cost 170 grand. well that exhibit has been defunded. no department is safe. >> it is absolutely obscene. dangerous, bad, very costly and virtually every investment made is a con job.

there is nothing of value to anybody unless there is a kickback scheme going on which is possible. and we're going to be doing more and more of that. we will look at the department of education and look at even our military. we will be looking at tremendous amounts of money being spent on things that bear no relationship to anything and have no value. we're talking talking about trillions of dollars r in the end it will be trillions of dollars being absolutely wasted and perhaps illegally, i would say, certainly in many cases illegally. but perhaps illegally overall. >> jesse: elon started with usaid because it was the most obvious place to start cutting. and we heard the fraudsters squeal. but some of these departments will cooperate. like the pentagon which has failed seven audits in a row. >> we will focus heavily to ensure that at a bare minimum, by the end of four years, the pentagon passes a clean audit.

the american taxpayers deserve that. they deserve to know where they are $850 billion go. how it is spent and make sure it is spent wisely. and used to be that if you call for an audit, somehow you are undermining the department. i believe the exact opposite. i believe we are accountable for every dollar we spend and every dollar of waste we find of redundancy is a dollar we can invest somewhere else. >> jesse: the epa is also getting put on ozempik. 100 environmental justice workers getting pink slips. at usaid, headquarters is getting a makeover. the agency went from 10,000 head count down to 300. biden's usaid chief is crying on the tracks of the gravy train. >> so you think this is a victory for dictators, autocratic regimes around the world were competing with the u.s. and africa, south america, all around the world? >> it is not even on opinion there. they are relishing this moment and celebrating it. including a statement, an

official statement from the russian foreign ministry today. so this is a disaster. not just from a humanitarian standpoint but from the standpoint of all of the beneficiaries who may in fact die because they will not have access to u.s. resources. but it is a disaster for u.s. national interests and security. >> jesse: u.s. national interest and security? like what? what is the u.s. interest in juan becoming a girl in guatemala? how does bert and ernie in baghdad help our national security? this isn't a victory for dictators. usaid money was propping up dictators. the dictators be like. and if we didn't like the dictator, usaid money went to regime change. this money was just about putting everybody in our pocket. and the deep state put the kickback in their pocket. we told you how foreign aid goes to coos and revolutions will get this. we told you wednesday that usaid money was used to trigger trump's impeachment through the cia whistle-blower and now we are finding out that usaid

administer the billion dollar loan that biden dangled with ukraine to get the prosecutor invested under his company fire. usaid doesn't just mess around overseas, they have been caught screwing around here. usaid coerced big tech to censor freedom of speech. they did it right before the 2022 midterms. but the most criminal elements of this foreign aid to scheme is that the math shows it is one big kickback racket. this is in "the wall street journal". quote, some dollars do reach intended recipients around the world. but plenty of the funding goes to local affiliates of those same usaid subcontractors. by most assessments, less than 10% of u.s. nonmilitary foreign aid ends up with locally based organizations. 9 out of 10 usaid dollars ends up in the hands of crooked contractors.

usaid was a taxpayer-funded charity scam. as well as a regime change bank. if a charity operated the way usaid does but only 10% of the money went to feed the kids or save the whales, the executives would get arrested. the charity would get shut down and everyone would be charged with fraud. usaid makes the clinton foundation look legit. democrats didn't always defend usaid. in the 60s, the hippies used it to protest. because it would fund counter insurgencies in the third world. "the new york times" published a searing expose about usaid bribing india to open their markets to american fertilizer exports. usaid fondled money to an ocean general to create a private airline that was used to traffic opium. the prophets used to finance the war against the vietcong. usaid is still doing the same thing but they co-opted the far left by dei washing the brand.

democrats are like i don't know about propping up all of these dictators and funding these coups. and usaid was like guys, some of this money is going to sex change surgeries and dei operas and green energy and they were like well, in that case, have at it. on november fifth, america rejected regime change wars, dei, transit surgeries and the green new scandal. but the democrats are still not listening to the american people r "usa today" says perhaps liberals should take a step back and think hard about what they are protesting. they aren't just in your face about trump and mosque. they are also fighting the 77.3 million americans who rejected what the democrats were selling. dr. rob cohen is an army veteran and usaid whistle-blower who has got an op-ed exposing the waste and abuse on fox news. so how does this work?

is it really that much money that goes back to the people running the subcontractors? >> i have to say, i want to be careful that this is a classic case where we want to avoid throwing the baby out with the bathwater. usaid does save babies. that said -- it does. the studies show that up to 7 million children have been prevented from being born with hiv by giving drugs to hiv-positive mothers and that is a wonderful thing. that said, there is a tremendous waste within the eight industrial complex, this is well known has been well documented. and it is probably not unique to usaid, it is probably true across the federal government in which most contractors charge overhead that is beyond what any reasonable business would consider appropriate. and therefore, the american taxpayer does not get the return on investment that we expect. >> jesse: so we want to save babies from getting aids in

africa. and that is still going to happen once they look at everything and get this thing streamlined. but you are a democrat and you raised this issue at usaid and you were punished for that, want you? >> that is exactly right. so i was elevated to be the acting deputy chief of staff with the global health bureau during covid and i immediately observed incredible delay and arrogance on the part of career bureaucrats who i thought had cleaned up their mess and instead of being appreciated that we avoided on embarrassment, i was retaliated against, i had to sue them under the whistle-blower protection act which is detailed in my op-ed. and then they proceeded to botch 10 times more money. i should add this was under the career bureaucrats. there were political appointees like the administrator who did a good job of streamlining bureaucracy and that is where there are important programs that i'm concerned are going to be thrown out with a bureaucracy

that has grown over six decades without enough accountability. there have been efforts to reform it not successful and so i hope that this can be an act of creative destruction is a good thing, instead of just total destruction which would be the concern of overreach. >> jesse: and i'm sure it will be because no one wants to see dead babies in africa if it just cost a little bit to save them copy want to save everyone we can but we have to say people here, two. why aren't democrats saying you caught us, $2 million for sex change surgeries in guatemala may be not the use of american tax dollars? why don't they just say that? >> you will have to ask them. what i would say is under republican administrations, agencies can pivot to support those priorities and under democratic administrations like the last one, you can see that. but i should say, those are problematic examples. they were relatively small amount compared to, say, the

efforts to prevent babies from dying. but i will also say there were other programs like the health supply chain program that was audited for incredible waste. >> jesse: you're saying all these things about these babies and i want to believe you but then when you look at the numbers, only 10% get to the babies. the rest of it just goes to salaries. how do you justify that? >> i don't. and that is where reform is needed. at usaid, it is great to start there and i think across the federal government there are many government contractors that are taking far more of an overhead than is appropriate and everybody knows this within foreign aid and it needs to be reformed. and i'm glad it is being approached. >> jesse: think you very much, have a great weekend. i'm sure will cover usaid more next week. a quick update on the political story, i guess they don't like what i said wednesday about how the government was spending millions of dollars on "politico" pro subscriptions. they are complaining i said payments only happen under

biden. that is not what i said. i said they exploded under biden. i even showed a nice little chart. you want to see the nice looks are again like i said wednesday, pro launched in 2010 and an explosion of subscriptions in 2021 happens to be the same your joe biden is an office. they don't really like what i said. but i don't care, it is my opinion and you are entitled to yours and i'm entitled to mine. the government should not be spending millions of dollars a year to find out what is going on inside the government. and if the government is that big, dark and confusing than that is the problem. we tried inviting bce o of the group to come on the show tonight so we can hash it out. she has a first amendment right, just like i do. but she turned me down. and i am hurt. not only am i hurt, i'm disappointed. but i won't hold it against them because i still read the free version of playbook every morning and love it. please don't cancel my

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: the demolition man is in washington and up at the crack of dawn every day. quote, "president trump is taking a sledgehammer to a bedrock of u.s. foreign policy, breaking up decades of soft power and a highly personalized transactional coercive style of dealmaking. from secure deals with canada, mexico, columbia, panama, el salvador, guatemala and he never had to bribe anybody from the soft power dei bank. and today, he cut a deal with japan.

47 hosted japan's prime minister at the white house and made a pretty good first impression. >> this was the first time meeting face to face. but for many years, i have watched him on television. so it was quite -- i was so excited to see such a celebrity on television. to see in person. on television, he is frightening. and he has a very strong personality. but when i met with him actually, he was a very sincere. and very powerful. and with a strong will. >> jesse: then japan pulled out the checkbook. >> today i conveyed my willingness to cooperate together, to elevate japan's investment in the united states. to an unprecedented amount of

$1 trillion. >> jesse: and japan is going to be buying more gas and military equipment from america. chalk up another win. this guy speaks trumps language and he knows how to handle the american press. listen. >> if the u.s. places tariffs on japanese imports, would japan retaliate? >> i am unable to respond to a theoretical question, that is the official answer that we have. >> that is a very good answer. very good answer, wow. that is very good, he knows what he is doing. >> jesse: tariffs are one of trumps strongest tools and japan does not want any part of it. europe is trying to get on trumps good side to. offering to cut their tariffs on american car imports and 10% to just to .5%. trumps a flurry of actions are being followed by a tidal wave of results. border crossings are down 90%. bill says i would have trouble finding illegal aliens if i went down there right now.

when he can't find any legal, the border is secure. and after trump said he was going to buy a gaza, the middle east is scrambling for a solution before trump becomes their new neighbor. now egypt says they have a clear vision for reconstructing gaza. look at that. all of a sudden, what a coincidence. today trump also signed an executive order to create a faith office in the white house that is going to target anti-christian bias. and soon he is bringing back plastic straws. no more paper. but men should stay away regardless. trump is also taking over the kennedy center in bc. he fired the board and appointed himself chairman because they were hosting drag shows. there has been some resistance. california is telling hospitals to ignore trumps io on changes for kids and still wants to let boys play and girls sports. we will see how that works out.

because this is exactly what america voted for and they don't want trump to slow down. they are telling trump to go harder. despite the chaos and confusion, some of trumps early actions have caused in washington, there was a collective shrug among supporters. several of whom argued that no actual damage has been done. some thought trump was being too generous. trump is not being generous for joe biden. he just revoked biden's security clearance. there is no need for joe biden to continue receiving access to classified information. therefore, we are remedial he revoking joe biden's security clearances and stopping his daily intelligence briefings. he set this precedent in 2021 when he instructed the intelligence committee to stop the 45th president of the united states from accessing details of national security. a courtesy provided to former presidents. the report revealed that biden suffers from poor memory and even in his prime could not be

trusted with sensitive information. i will always protect our national security. joe, you were fired. charlie hurt is the cohost of fox and friends weekends. so he yanked his security clearance. he got his yanked by joe. i mean a security clearance. >> and trump has a far better argument for pulling joe's security clearance. at the very least, just because we know that the biden family has a long history of selling secrets to our enemies and for hard cash. so it is a perfect -- he has a really good argument there. it really is amazing, jesse. the last two weeks, i can't believe it has been two weeks and two days. you sit around washington for literally decades and you talk about these things and you talked about, wouldn't it be great if we did something about throwing all of these billions of dollars down the foreign rat

holes around the world? and then he wakes up in the morning and says yes, let's go after usaid. >> jesse: this guy with a computer is wreaking havoc in washington. >> a teenager named big balls. >> jesse: big balls is coming in like a wrecking ball. >> and you know how much we have spent, how much time we have spent talking about things like waste, fraud and abuse or shutting down the department of education? these have all been -- you almost dare not really even talk about it in terms of actually happening because it was impossible, it would never happen. and then just on a tuesday it happens. >> jesse: they are saying trump is cutting deals in the wrong way. >> to call this coercion. and i say, what in the world do you think a deal is? of course a dealmaker's coercive. that is the whole point of making a deal. you are trying to coerce the other person. and this whole thing about they

are treasured soft power, whatever that is. soft power is basically -- america has always been this great idea. we been an ideal and we have sold that around the world and have been a leader in the world because of that. in the recent decades, we are going around buying our friends and then once we buy them, we foist all of these really weird ideologies on them that even americans don't support which is white nobody had ever heard about all of these programs until donald trump opened it up wider. >> jesse: no more changes in guatemala, big balls, cut the check. charlie, have a great weekend. finally getting things done around here. >> good luck sunday. >> jesse: thanks, i'm not going to need it. >> jesse: kamala was asked if she is going to run again. stick around. 15 or more headache days a month, each lasting 4 hours or more. botox® prevents headaches in adults with chronic migraine.

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but she is already back. she popped up in l.a. to serve a wildfire destruction. is this a preview for a run for governor? >> i have been home for two weeks and three days. my plans are to be in touch with my community, to be in touch with the leaders and figure out what i can do to support them. >> does seeing this change the way you think about the question of weather to run for governor? >> i am here and would be here regardless of the office i hold. because it is the right thing to do which is to show up in your community and thank the folks were on the ground. >> jesse: i will take that as a maybe. kamala has not changed a bit. she is still serving up word salad. >> as we think about the future, we must as a society, as a country, invest in adaptation and resilience. and we have to understand that these extreme weather

occurrences are extreme but are increasingly less rare. >> jesse: then she headed over to a lakers game where nobody noticed her. there she is with doug e. fresh on the jumbotron. no kiss cam though. doug saves that for dr. jill. no courtside seats either. i mean when i was at the lakers game on the factor, o'reilly sat courtside, i sat a few rows back but i wasn't in the rafters like kamala. let's be honest, no one is really enthusiastic about harris. if democrats think she is the future, they need to go back and listen to their base. kamala is politically dead. and so is dei. "the new york times" says even democrat voters were fed up. left to see the turn against di programs as an opportunity to reorient democrats in a direction that will deliver more gains for workers and be more palatable to a majority of

voters. everyone is coming around. cnn says that numbers don't lie. >> the bottom line is that americans seem to be less interested in diversity inclusion than they have basically ever been or at least going back to when the marches occurred back in 2020 it is occurring at the same time that we are seeing obvious movement and the government to end it dei as well. >> jesse: some liberals did not get the memo. there tds is off the charts. one michigan lawmaker says she sterilized herself to avoid becoming pregnant during a trump america. meanwhile, the ragin' cajun is so upset over the level of craziness in his own party he is sounding more like me. >> the first one is some democrats in new york are advocating for bereavement pet believe. so in other words if your cat dies you get three days of paid leave.

and it's like there is a plant somewhere in quote, progressive, unquote america that just sees how many stupid things they can embrace. it is stunningly stupid. both of them. >> jesse: but not everyone is down to reboot the party platform. a hawaii democrat is his name. he says establishment strategists are has-beens. , quote, those guys have not been in the trenches legislatively or electorally in a full generation. and there's a cottage industry out there of democratic strategists and in order to be one, you actually have to do politics currently. and not just podcast about it. victor davis hanson is a senior fellow at the hoover institution and he is back from pet bereavement leave. how many days did you take for old yeller? four or five? >> i don't know, it's been a while.

but kamala is in a bad position. she has no official office, she is not a vice president, she is not a senator. she hitched her wagon to the dei open borders wing of the party r donald trump has demolished that. she still has that 500 word vocabulary, wash, spin, rinse cycle of speaking. i don't see a future for her. >> jesse: when you go to a lakers game, are you more recognized than kamala harris? [laughter] >> i'm not recognized when i go to a fresno state basketball game, jesse. >> jesse: i would think all of your appearances on "primetime". >> i don't think anybody wants to admit that they are recognizing me. >> jesse: that's true, it could be dangerous. so i was just thinking, kamala harris is doing what she is supposed to do, doing the fire think that going to the games. she is playing coy. how long can this last?

>> i mean she can do it forever. what her currency is diminishing every day. she is out of office and her party is in a doom mode. they don't have the white house, the senate, the house of representatives, the supreme court, they have no subpoena power, they cannot block confirmations, all of their issues are below 50% and they think they can get really angry and scream and yell and go to the department of education and intimidate people. and they think that will make people say while, i want to vote democratic and then it just gets worse and they say well it gets worse because we weren't radical and violent enough. and they just keep going in a circle. but she is a relevant to a lot of people. she's better off staying away. she can reinvent or maybe she can be the john fetterman of california. >> jesse: i mean it is not a

hoodie but i do like that jacket. what does it mean when the democrats are stuck in college campus protest mode? and what i mean by that is holding up the signs, pulling all nighters, pulling little gonzo journalism stunts trying to get indoors. aren't these supposed to be mature adults with legislative power? >> i don't think they understand the mood of the country. it is like the country feels it was in a coma and it was a bad dream. and on november fifth they woke up and all of a sudden they are starting to return to normality and they said i can't believe what the last four years were like. and then that was a nightmare and now we're getting out of the nightmare and we want to move ahead and when they see this adolescent protest and screaming and yelling and confirmation hearings and ridiculous elections at the dnc they say while, i thought that was all

over. >> jesse: it's like waking up from a bad dream. you're like oh, god, weight. >> it's a nightmare and they don't want another nightmare to remember. >> jesse: i agree. well said. and if anyone out there in fresno state -- just say hi to him. waive, wink, give him a little pistol shoot. >> i need it. >> jesse: he needs it, have a great weekend. sink or swim is up next. ...doing subway tile in an ivory, or eggshell... —cream?... —maybe bone?... don't get me started on quartz. a big big island... you ever heard of a waterfall counter?... for everyone who talks about doing that thing, and, over there. but never does that thing... a sweet little breakfast nook. chase has financial guidance. let's see how you can start saving to make this happen. —really? —really? really. at home or in-person. you could also check out a chase money skills workshop. that's guidance from chase. make more of what's yours.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: this is the big leagues. sink or swim. tonight we have abby versus kaitlyn. all right ladies, are you ready? >> is this the super bowl sink or swim? >> jesse: this is the super bowl of sink or swim. >> we discussed and we are going to be a team against you. >> we did not discuss this. >> i just decided, actually. >> jesse: so i'm getting ganged up on and the gang hasn't even started yet. we will see if the two on one

thing plays. looney tunes is the category. which liberal senator addicted there would be no vaccines if rfk jr. is confirmed? was it liz warren, otherwise known as pocahontas or crazy maisie? >> its ounce or something maisie would say given her confirmation. >> the rest of us could end up literally with no vaccines at all. >> beginners luck! >> we are a team no longer. >> jesse: catelyn jumped out to a 1-0 stars. the category is pardon me baby. which democrat used to hate trump but is now saying he is right about the corruption system? eric adams or gold bar bob menendez? >> bottas in prison, isn't he? i don't think you can say anything from prison. oh, no! >> and it is corrupted to the core. >> jesse: well he is going to prison. >> he is not there yet. yes 11 years to go we were set

up their. >> jesse: which guy said that the democrats may never win back white male voters after this past election ever again? was it john fetterman or joe rogan? >> if i get this one wrong i will be really upset. >> can i ask chatgpt really quick? >> how do democrats win back white men? >> i don't know and truthfully i'm not sure if that's possible to be honest. >> jesse: they do look a lot alike. so it is still the same score and we are into the last question. >> no peeking, kaitlin. i don't want to lose because i got the first one wrong. >> jesse: no peeking. tears for fears, which democrat politician said that trump is coddling the white boys and she is tired of white tears? was it maxine waters, no relation or jasmine crockett? >> she's not your mom? >> coddling is for the white boys. that is what is happening right now. i'm tired of the white tears.

>> jesse: yes, she is tired of the white tears. i'm 1% sub-saharan african so it is possible we are related. you are going to win this hat but just to make it fun we will do the tiebreaker although this hat is yours, we're just going to be a little sporty. "primetime" has been investigating usaid funding, how much did they spend, in millions, on iraq he "sesame street"? >> do you watch that? >> jesse: i don't know arabic. >> who goes first? she is artie the winner. >> jesse: find, you go for us. how many millions of dollars, throw it out there? >> can i my one phone call? gutfeld? >> jesse: he knows nothing. >> 30 million. >> jesse: what do you say? >> 21 million. >> jesse: she gets it right, it is $20 million but you still get the hat. >> still the winner. >> congratulations. >> jesse: beginners luck. more "primetime" straight-ahead. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: new life hack, less thinking. the less you think the better your life is. trust me. [laughter] let's do some texts. paul from sanford, north carolina. if maxine waters got in my face, i would cave. kudos to the guard at the door. that nick samman energy. chris from myrtle beach, south carolina, nothing says you pissed off your donors like getting row 40 at a lakers' game. exactly right. mike from new orleans, we need musk's 20 year olds to start running for congress. we would be running surpluses. barbara from florida, joe biden had his security revoked from a convicted felon.

that's karma. where is hunter going to get his great ideas now? dan from south carolina, trump didn't need to take away joe's security clearance. he can't even remember his password. terry from colleyville, texas, today i shed a manly tear over plastic straws. was it a white tear? crocket doesn't want to see any white tears. craig from siuox falls, south dakota. vdh only smiles for you. what's your secret? have that affect on men. fred from delaware. if your eagles get slaughtered on sunday will you take a pet bereavement day on monday? no, but i will be wearing a chief's jersey. by i mean i won't be wearing a chief's jersey. i'm watters and this is my world. ♪ ♪