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with judge jeanine pirro,rl jessica tarlovov, jesse watters♪ and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. >> ♪ ♪>> h >> how it works here. >> this does feel familiar as a space for me to be in. >> government transparency.e >> reporter: more anti-mosque madness as democratic lawmakers tried to barge their way into the department of education in washington this morning denied entry as canada at the agency could be next on the chopping block. >> we are coming in. who are you who are you and who are you. do you have business here and you won't have a job. >> he was told to come out here and block members of congress as

we fight in defence of public education and students are they prepared to shoot us. they were standing in the way of all children being educated. look at them. and what is your name.that give me the idea again. blocked the members of government but is not blocked to the billionaires who want to thi suck every dive out of this department.an it's thea: latest freak out from the left who have been protesting and initiative all a they have until next monday on whether or not to accept a buyout. and they have about bone to pick with attacking one of their workers a 19-year-old tech wizard and preferred nickname he

used online. >> it beginsrred with night mose and big balls. he called him that. that's what he calls himself.rd so they have the social security data 19-year-old all graduatert who usedun the unfortunate nickname big balls online that would be one way to refer to him. >> i will get to big balls and e second. >> for thag: it before. and she was treating that guy so terribly. she was like the woman at the airline counter that they cannot stand. and i'm a member of congress an they say prove it. and the district can't read. it can't do mast. they lookeokd uped the scores in l.a. where they represented 30th% of them can't do it at

that level. it's the first time they've cared about education. the test scores of gone downict everywhere since she's been inge office. spending has gone up. good for the unions.e th these are the stunts i used to poll.go the gonzo journalismnz of a lete in here with my little camerae crew for the factor.embe these are supposed to be member of congress this is all they have as a stunt. have lawyers aren't there probably there parlour alum alum entry tactics to bepu used. instead they just do this for the television.es i dose like how they are mad because big balls is a teenager so if you are a teenager thecrat democrats say you can cut your balls off but if you are a

teenager you can't log on to a i government computer. his name is bis g balls he's a villain if he cuts them off easi hero. what? he has a computer genius saving us billions of dollars and the other one they wanted us to listen to was costing us billions it's ridiculous i thins legally they have to n but if you are a fret then he's ond. solid ground i'm not sure exactly that what they would do if thethy got in their what woud they do they haven't cared about education in ages all of a sudden they want to go to thent department of educatio on treatg an employee like that isterr terrible definitely not getting us anywhere and i've been giving a lot of thought to whato wh democrats should be doing righto now that could be effective ands jessie is right we do have thehe power of the purse and they've a right to be in those buildingss. and him and mosque don't have a

right to be getting rid ofve b things but i think what they should do and everybody could fan out and talk about individually is come up witha it agenda items say this is a planp to reforlam the department of education or this is our plane these arare programs that i agre with you on. maybe we need to cut these or a found a couple things you hadn' seen where i think we could trim back in the american publicre would think more highly of them if they came out with a proposal to do something because there was a mandate to cut waist and just having this blanket refusal to deal with them and sayg everything is unconstitutionalin and unlawful is in getting us anywhere. on the big balls front. it is not just the people are maddie's a teenager. they areey mad that he wouldn't have passed a regular fbi background check so not only did he tweet incredibly racisthe w things when thinking back to thn campus protests all the time atg

the height ohtf the israel-hamav war and everybody wast enthusiastic about kids sayingyg things like wipe the out and normalize indian hate so if you take that and insert instead of indians that is the thing j.d. vance and donald trump said thee should be able to get jobs. >> those are two different things. >> it's one of the kids whoge works there. >> not jre - big balls i think g different. >> how dare you slander bireg:g balls.ball >> well, he was fired from ans. internship for leaking internal information. s were leaking agree.: >> you know these kids wouldn't pass a regular background check so they shouldn't have accessg: to n. >> never could i. you don't work here work there. >> and who'sdon' fault is that. >> judge it summit lake the democrats i love theatre kids they are some of my favourite but it did feel like they were

doing improv at the high school. gym. >> first of all when d o youhi think thnke last time that thes members of congress were at ther department of education that isu the firsest question i haven't f of a sudden from political theatre they need to go there d and demand to get in. i love when maxine waters says y lift up your face hold it up soc we can see you. let them the in the eye and telv your name e give us that i.d. again from a woman in the party who don't believe you need an i.d. to vote in this country everything about it is soak up the critical and backwards and this whole thing about the department of education and what is happened is it's all aboutr, jimmy carter who decided something like 45 years ago wee needed a department of education in this country. jimmy carter was a guy who also made sure that we had tough civil-service loss of people work in the federal government'b can't be fired the way normal

people can be fired. they created a bureaucracy the department of education becauset jimmy carter wanted to pay back the unions for their support of him. he is wholg ise thing bottom-lie it's not about all the stuff we are talking about here. further real issues it's failin with kids but it's about bloated bureaucracy and the political politicize asian of the unions and political paybacks we don't need a department of education and right now our kids are doing so poorly we spent more thant on pretty much any other country spends on our kids who are doinn horrible and the last thing i want to say is i wish these congresspeople were moreple animated about the department of education when randy weingarten and the unions were saying we don't want to go to school wes don't want theto school's open it's too dangerous for the teachers and the kids.

it's allu political theatre ata people home realized they might not be surprised that thet, department o tf education spento billion of our tax dollars promoting dei in k-12 and 60% to kids in america cannot read at grade level. >> is not that surprising. i'm just shocked anddisa disappointed i'm the only oneon heree wearing black why didn't you guys were black its national constipation awareness day. make it great again what's with all the red if is this an attack on me. one thing to point out can't believe you aren't asking me about big balls. >> i said he could probably read that grade level he spelled it with an s and not the letter z so he's serious about this you never know. this f reminds me of the scient matt taylor we did this on the v five like ten years ago he o landed a spacecraft on a commenc

but was forced to apologize for wearing a hawaii and shirt with scantily clad women on it and critics swarmed around him-- saying he was discouraging younu women from the sciences. never mind the fact that this guy landed a spacecraft on a comment. just the story not being about a teenager has that sense ofof h humour the story is he is a computer scientist to start likp five companies what were they doing there that a legacy media at that age certainly not that if you think the u.s. aid stufft was that the department of education could be weigh worse. and it's really bad and the s reason thecay are scared is none of it would be false. this iuls all just an audit. it's a an transparent audit anu are going to find fraud and abuse and i would you be upset

if they find fraud and abuse in a department that we spend money on. you should be welcoming this. what if it turns out that's all you need to do to cut the budget. what if it's all that you don'tn have to do anything else. and i will just cut it short here i find it intriguing nobodc is upset except for theseer e people. there were no heads of state upset over usaid which was supposed to be benefiting otherg countries not lea single country said weight don't go it was just the and geo the people who get money through the ngo that were throwing a fit because gravy train is dead. >> gravy train is out of gas. coming up president trump holding a blockbuster newsing conference with choice words for a very own maxime karen waters here's to getting better with age.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: president trump capping off his third whirlwind week in office by signing more eos and scarfing down questions from the press and charming the japanese prime minister during a news conference. >> i wish i was as handsome as him, but i'm not. i'm very proud of the job that this group of young people, generally young people, but very smart people, they are doing. they are doing it at my insistence. i have instructed him to go check out education, to check out the pentagon, which is the military. i see maxine waters, a lowlife, i see all these people -- they don't love our country. kash patel is going to do a great job. we are going to bring back the reputation of the fbi. we will have relations with

north korea and with kim jong un. i got along with him very well. we have illegal immigrants on social security. we are going to find out who they are and take them out. >> i need to be able to respond to the political question, that is the official question that we have. >> that is a very good answer. >> jesse: the trump news tornado does not end there, 47 also zeroing in on the one issue that will secure him a third term. "i will be signing an executive order next week ending the ridiculous biden push for paper straws." which doesn't work peered back to plastic straws. jessica. >> jessica: is that a joke? dana says if you have an 80-20 issue or 90-10 issue, take the w. i don't think you are going to meet much resistance on the paper straw front. i think it is great that the japanese prime minister came. president trump had a great relationship with abe, who was

unfortunately assassinated in 2022, and they want to make sure they have a good and secure relationship, and that there will not be any sort of trade war or increase in tariffs and there is a lot to talk about, as well, in terms of countering china, even though obviously japan has a ton of trade with them. post-world war ii relationship is top of the list and it is a big deal to be the second one in right behind netanyahu, and that was obviously a big priority for the japanese. >> jesse: i think the indian coming soon. judge, the hostility from the press is just gone. remember the russia, russia, russia! it's gone. >> judge jeanine: i think they gave up. first of all, they lost their credibility. they know that the american people didn't buy into it. they know there was no want to sell it to anymore. i think what is amazing about this, both you and jessica reference it, you know, you've got prime minister from japan, and then we had netanyahu earlier in the week. got modi coming in from india

and then you've got president trump, who is talking about a relationship with north korea. you know, this is a president who believes in talking. he believes in having discussions with leaders of foreign countries. because you can't just shut down the world the way joe biden did. he didn't talk to anybody. he didn't even go to the g20 photograph, didn't go to the dinners. he went to bed. it was just crazy. and, you know, i spoke to ric grenell today, and i talked to him about what happened and how he got those prisoners back from venezuela, and he said simply talking. there was no money exchanged. there was no prisoner exchange. you know, maduro, we went there and said we are not leaving without six. and he described it in an interview i did, and it was just mind-blowing. that, you know, and then what he said was for all the prisoners in venezuela and these guys that they took off on the plane ride back to the states, they had

never had a wellness check by the united states. and that's something, i can tell, dana, you know, shake your head. it's incredible. anyone who is a prisoner or a hostage, an american in any other country, the state department is supposed to make a wellness check. none of those guys even knew that donald trump or president trump new anything about them. they were brought there in black hoods. they didn't know what was going to happen. that is what a leader is. >> jesse: where can we see the interview with ric grenell? >> judge jeanine: on my radio show. of you abc. >> jesse: greg, remember when biden used to do these joint pressers any of the notecards with the faces of the reporters and the names? those days are gone. >> greg: remember in the old days when the media and the dems would tell us that the world was laughing at us? laughing at us over trump. and we learned that everything they told us was the opposite.

they were laughing at trump, they were made anxious and confused by a befuddled puppet called joe biden. the truth is the world is actually pretty enamored by trump because he is the most american leader we have seen, warts and all. the japanese prime minister loves him because he reminds him of godzilla. true fact. you didn't know that? but think about what america is, okay? it is big. it is loud. it is fast. it is forceful. could be arrogant, could be a little scary, a little obnoxious, that's america. that is also trump. >> jesse: like a camaro. >> greg: exactly, trump is a human camaro. imagine how the world viewed america while the military was being feminized or we were degrading our own history or self flagellating our country over its roll as an oppressor. they were like, what is going on with america? because that was not our brand. joe biden fronting the

united states was like dylan mulvaney fronting budweiser. it just was like, it didn't make any sense. you know, but has not recovered from that, but america is because we finally got the brand right. i don't think you could find a more american front-facing emblem. if america were a beer, trump's would be on it. >> jesse: even though he wouldn't be able to drink a beer. >> judge jeanine: he doesn't drink. >> jesse: dana, your thoughts? >> dana: i was thinking about that 90-10 issue, meaning 90% of the country agrees with something, so you might as well get on board and before what is going to happen. back when i worked at the white house, i sometimes would call my sister who lives in southeast denver, and i would say hey, angie, what did you think about such and such? and if my sister knew about it, i knew we were either in big trouble or we had a live one, like we had a good issue or we were in a lot of trouble. the only thing i heard from my sister today was yay, no more

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people and telling them, hey, i know better than you or you're dopes or you're a bro or you're ignorant or, you know, don't you? you know, how can you be this dumb? i can't imagine it like. and then, by the way, they're they're fascists. how can you vote for that? if you go to an extreme and you become a boutique, kind of a of a proposition, then you're going to lose the you're going to lose the argument. and then we have done that. >> all right, jessica, i, i may be assuming wrong, but i shouldn't assume. is he right? and what is the democrat party going to do about it? >> well, anyone who's winning in this environment is right. there's no way to say otherwise. fetterman won a competitive race, was able to do it. i know he wasn't up right in 2024, but yeah, he's right. and he's certainly right for pennsylvania, who seem very happy with him and he has very

high approval rating. and i think that people should really safe seat. dems need to take a step back because they are living in a completely different world than those who actually have to compete for their races. pat ryan, who's a swing state or a swing seat dem, i should say, in new york, set a very similar thing in an interview around election time where he said, i basically had to run away from the party brand. i had, you know, everyone knew i was a democrat, but i was not talking about myself. as part of the national delegation. and i think that there's really a big problem with the amount of policy positions that we have to explain at length. it should be really simple. i'm not saying it has to all be like a branding exercise, but prop 36 was such a good example of that. and building off of dana's sister example, my sister who lives in los angeles and she pays attention to politics, but she was like, oh, i'm so excited about prop 36. and nathan hochman, we're going to get a new da. and i was like, she goes, this gascon has got to go. and those are not the conversations that i'm having with my sister, typically. and those kinds of issues permeated. and no dem

was explaining why they were against prop 36. you could have talked about the private prison system and things like that until you're blue in the face, but it was a 70 over 30 issue in a very liberal state. >> you know, jesse, there's a new york times ipsos poll that showed that something like 79% of voters want men out of women's sports. okay. and yet none of the democrats that that i'm familiar with, you know, have come out as a result of what president trump did and said, this is a good thing. and in fact, even this week we saw the dnc stumbling over their own gender rules. still, they just stuck in reverse. >> the trans lobby is very powerful. >> is that what it is? >> the trans lobby is scary to them, not to anybody else, but to them. they are also only in control of about 20 cities in the country. that's the democrat power base, about 20 cities. have you seen the cities? look at them. it's disgusting. they can't manage them. and they're these little urban coastal bubbles. and they

never leave the city. even when they go on vacation, they just go to miami. so they think they're in the majority. and then they also think they speak for everybody. they think they speak for the blacks, the gays, the hispanics, the union workers. and basically on november 5th, the country was like, you don't speak for me, fetterman. besides having a hoodie, greg has common sense, and it's the only guy i see on the democratic side that has that. >> all right, dana, kamala goes to a lakers game. she's in row 58. nobody notices. nobody cares. what's her future. >> wouldn't that be great if she like for her? like if i were her i'd say this is great. i can just get back to this and i don't have to. i don't have to pretend that i'm going to be governor of california, or that i'm going to run for office again, just like, go have a great life. you have a husband who loves you. just go enjoy yourself. you have your health. i would do that and i'd go to

all the games. one of the things that's incredibly satisfying is that i love a big i told you so moment. and we're fox news channel is having one. do you remember when chris harrison got canceled from the bachelorette? was the bachelorette because he said that you should have grace for a contestant who went to an antebellum themed party he got ran out of town. >> yep. >> and it was that kind of lunacy that just got spiraled out of control to the point where you had priests using water squirt guns in order to baptize people. it was just insane. and it got way out of control. and now you have all of these democrats who are not in safe seats, who are trying desperately to try to distance themselves. i maintain that whoever is brave enough to throw the biden administration and the big coverup under the bus is likely to be the person who comes out a winner. >> interesting. i thought this question would be great for you. the democrats have come up

with a bill that allows a that requires that an employer give you pet bereavement time off. >> well. >> gus. >> speaking of pets, i want to talk about fetterman. we said everything that he said on this show for four years. but i get why it didn't sink in with democrats, because it's like substance abusers. a drug user will not listen to a normie when the normies telling him, you've got to stop doing drugs, they got to hear it from somebody who used to be there. so when fetterman talks, he's like a liberal whisperer. they, you know, he can he can engage with them because they understand. he understands their reluctance and their fear. it's hard to let go of big ideas because you think there's nothing else out there, but there's a whole world out there waiting for you to join it. and that's what he's kind of saying in terms of why it took so long. this is the problem with democrats. they

don't move until they see a poll. so was he talking as a politician or a human being? i don't need a poll to tell me that men and women's locker rooms is bad. i don't care about the polls. i know that it's wrong and it's the same thing. i don't need a poll to hear about plastic straws being better than paper. i don't need a poll to know that my money shouldn't be going to trans operas in columbia. i don't need a poll, but they do. maybe they should get a spine instead of a poll. >> well that's. >> good, jessica, that's good. see what you did there? yes. >> well done. stay right there. the five super bowl spectacular is up next featuring tom brady, taylor swift and president trump. >> you must not know bout me. you must not know about me. i could have another. >> you still have moderate to severe ulcerative colitis or crohn's disease symptoms after taking a medication like humira or remicade, put them in check

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judge. what is your super bowl plan? >> well, i've got money riding on the chiefs winning and i've got travis touching doing touchdowns scoring a touchdown touchdown. yeah scoring a touchdown. and if any of you could care less you can go to piero's parlay. you can cheer for me okay. and i am looking forward to both the game and halftime. >> jesse, it's obviously very serious for you this weekend. do you have rituals when the eagles are in? how are you guys watching the game? >> we're out of town at an undisclosed location. >> respect his. >> privacy, please. >> at the game, i no longer tell people where i go. >> i know i asked you and you told. >> me burglarize it. >> i like joe burrow. >> we're having someone at the house to house sit. greg. >> really? >> yeah, i asked you and you said you were busy, and so i'll be watching it somewhere, and i will be coming in on monday, okay? >> no matter what. >> i will be coming in on monday. and i just can't

believe a president has never gone to a game. >> yeah. >> which is crazy. that is absolutely crazy. it'll be a big spectacle i can't wait. i still think the eagles have it. yeah. and i'm also in a pool. and if i win, i actually might not come in on monday. >> well dana will there be queso. >> no i think i live near kennedy and i might just wander down. she said she's making some chicken nachos. i really don't i don't know, i'm going to go with the eagles. yeah. for jesse thank you. i think that and i also are they the underdog. >> by like a point and a half. >> it's like nothing. >> the thunderbird the thunderbird. >> yeah. i'm going for the thunderbird. so i. >> got greg. how's that rib? >> great. this is number five. morgans is amazing. >> yeah. >> it's amazing. they're an incredible place for every new york. you know, it's hard for me to pick the team because i don't know who i like less. taylor swift or jesse, so. but the real feud is me and tom brady. what did i ever do to this guy? i mean, be more

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up happening. >> all right, fan mail friday. let's get to it, shall we? this question from allison. jay, if you could have a song played every time you came into a room, what would it be? >> judge? >> what's that song? because i'm happy. >> oh. oh, pharrell. >> yeah. pharrell. >> that's your song. >> no, it's not my song, but it makes me happy. >> i wouldn't have guessed that. i would. >> have happy. >> i would have thought something like barracuda by heart. >> doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo. >> jessica, i. don't know. >> this is hard. you're like your walkout music, and i feel like. >> you came into a room. the music comes on. what is it? >> i don't know. >> it's like such a, like

something like girls just want to have fun, like cyndi lauper. >> is that fun? >> that was mine. >> haha. jessie! >> hail to the chief. >> oh my gosh. >> jessie. >> i think you have to earn that though. >> yeah. >> yeah, you can go ahead. >> just take it. >> i'll take it. sorry, trump. >> dana, i'm sure it's going to be somebody. >> we know. >> with one that's so fun. embarrassing. what is it? no it's not, it's not. all i can think of is that song hips don't lie by shakira. >> shakira. >> because it's been in my mind. because i'm trying to learn this song of hers. some kind of dia de janeiro. i think i'm trying to learn it in spanish. no, i'm trying to learn spanish. i'm trying to, like, keep up on my spanish. >> and somebody. >> is moving. >> yeah. see you spain. just kidding. >> so that's. >> it, i guess. >> so i'm going to go with a theme for today. big balls by ac. >> dc of. >> course. a classic song. >> jenny asks, what do you consider the most adventurous thing you've ever done? dana? you are. you do a lot of adventurous things. i could i could actually answer the question for you, but you go

ahead. >> no, you remember, remember i told that story for the first time, and my mom learned about it on air? >> yeah. >> but, like, that's not adventurous. that was reckless. i went to el paso on a private plane with a girlfriend and two guys in college. it was. >> so dumb. it was so dumb. yeah. >> i'm surprised i'm here. >> no. it's amazing. and you filmed that movie in tijuana. >> i know. outrageous royalties, though. that's good. i was going to say you. >> i was going to say, you doing stand up, going on stage and doing comedy. >> that is also it's it is adventuresome, but it's also a huge favor for the joes. i will do anything for them. but it does take all of my energy. >> doing it for the joes. jesse, what's the most adventurous thing you've done? you don't strike me as a risk taker. >> probably the porn. >> yeah, i'm starring. >> in 96. it was the porn. no. so many things come to mind. greg. spelunking. am i saying that? >> did you spelunking? yeah. >> of course i spelunking. >> you did not? >> yes. where in west virginia. >> wow. well, i guess you could. spelunking. >> spelunking? >> yeah, spelunking. i had the helmet with the light. >> on top. did you. >> do.

>> that for a story? >> it was one of those camps my parents made me. >> go to. >> they probably. >> i never came out of the cave. >> jessica: they love you. >> greg: jessica, am not winking at you, my contact moved. >> jesse: hr does not accept that. >> greg: what is wrong with my eye? most adventurous thing you have done besides doing "the five"? >> jessica: that's a good one. i married someone i barely knew. >> jesse: you barely knew him? >> jessica: i mean, kind of. meet a guy in the elevator, get stuck inside with him. have we met? >> jesse: when were you engaged? before, like -- >> jessica: you know i was -- cleo was already like a thing when it was happening when we got married. >> jesse: how long did you know your husband? >> jessica: do you care about me at all? dana, the judge, and greg all know. >> jesse: wait, how long did you know him before you guys got engaged? >> jessica: we moved in together -- [laughter]

>> jesse: wow. wait, what is going on here? did you know this? >> jessica: everybody knows how little regard you have for me. that is what is going on here. >> jesse: that's not what is going on here. >> jessica: go spelunking? brian, you are great, and i knew it would work out. >> judge jeanine: yeah, brian. >> jesse: what is going on? how long -- [laughter] >> greg: this is hilarious. >> judge jeanine: take it to the green room. [laughter] >> greg: you are so shocked. judge? >> judge jeanine: riding in a hot air balloon. >> dana: i would never do it again. one and done. >> greg: i agree with you, i got engaged in three months. >> jessica: when you know, you know. >> greg: better on my first day of the job -- >> jessica: that's a story. on club random, you said i just knew i was going to marry that girl. >> greg: got married, justice of the peace. >> jesse: you actually watched him on that?

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>> okay. >> greg: don't play it. it's not a human. it's an animal. dana? >> tape berra. >> possum. i don't know. the thing from yesterday. i don't know. you are slowing me down. catty berra. >> jesse says it's a cat. you said cat. >> i agree with him. on finally. judge? >> i don't know what that is. play it and let everybody find out for themselves that's a cat. >> just a regular cat. >> greg: petunia. >> jesse: petunia from york,

pennsylvania. >> do i win the nut thing? >> squirrel. >> >> jesse: i that nut. >> bill bal >> big balls has it. >> jesse: kevin costner the explores rich legacy. i don't know what that word is. yellowstone yosemite available on fox nation tomorrow. serendipitous. came outs of nowhere. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," i was right. [laughter] >> jessica: the whole show? >> dana: hunters in germany competed in national deer calling championship who would best inimitate a deer. >> moose. >> that is definitely not a cat. that's all i got. >> jessica: people are so weird. >> 40-year-old lebron james has

officially become the oldest player to score 40 points nba game 42 last night's did game against the golden warriors. record previously held by michael jordan from 2003. but he is not just the oldest player to secure the historic record e weighs also the youngest player to do it. >> wow. >> jesse: courtside? she is in the rafters. >> dana: all right. judge? >> judge jeanine: okay. it's time for okay. so, here is doodle caught in the act herself. looking rather proud of her work, which was stolen from my% as soon as i got home from the "the five" yesterday. for all those years i thought the dog ate my homework was a line of crap? it's true. >> dana: turns out your children weren' he's standing here today

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