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>> yes, yes. >> hey hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa. >> control yourselves. save some for after the show. >> it's friday. >> so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. that's not a bowl of oatmeal with shoes. it's co-host. >> of fox and. >> friends first, todd piro. to her, deliverance was a home movie co-host of the bottom line on fox business. dagen mcdowell. he wrote for cheers, and that's the last time he heard them. tv writer and producer rob long. and old men will grieve when she goes on leave. new york times bestselling author and fox news

contributor kat to. all right. before we get to some news stories, let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> this is great. it's leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, i will shoot joe mackey in the face. in florida, a stripper has been arrested for hitting a 7-eleven clerk in the face with a banana. her case is currently under appeal. wow.

oh. thank you, thank you. all right, let's get back to back to work. former new york congressman and convicted sex offender anthony weiner is considering a run for city council. i know he let everyone know via amber alert. michigan state rep laurie pohutsky said in order to protest trump's victory that she sterilized herself so she can't have kids. don't even need a punchline. also, keeping her sterile every man's eyes. according to the

national chicken council, americans will eat 1.42 billion wings while watching the super bowl 1.5 billion if you count this guy. yeah, it's true. right about now, illinois governor j.b. pritzker is having himself lowered into a vat of blue cheese dip. he's got his fat pants on for the super bowl. a sex health expert is claiming that a very large penis can cause men to suffer self-esteem issues and mental distress. oh, god, why am i still doing this job? all right. it appears frontier airlines may actually merge with spirit air, their new name greyhound. katie couric said that covering donald trump is really hard, and that's the first time that really hard.

and katie couric have been used in the same sentence. fred bear is going to interview trump at mar-a-lago for the super bowl pregame show. meanwhile, kristi noem is not allowed within 100ft of the puppy bowl. ha ha ha ha ha. it's been reported that mexican cartels have advised illegal immigrants to spit and urinate in ice agents, food, and to all those illegal immigrants. i say, brian kilmeade is an ice agent. in fact, illegal border crossings have plummeted 90% since trump returned to the white house. yeah. and also plummeting 90% sales of el caminos. god, i

miss those cars. cruising down the el. hillary clinton criticized elon musk and doge for hiring a 22 year old to review the faa. she's just mad because the last time someone hired a 22 year old, she banged her husband. hahahahahahaha! hey, i didn't do it. according to the new york post, 72 year old bill belichick and his 24 year old girlfriend, jordan hudson are rumored to be engaged. yes, it was love at first will. word is she reached out to tom brady on how to deal with deflated balls. california attorney general rob bonta announced that kamala would clear out the field if she runs for california governor. wow, saying a black woman would clear out the field? why not put her face on a bottle of

sirup while you're at it? one former dnc official said he didn't find a single dem who wants kamala harris to run again. well, i know there's one married dem who wants her to run again just to get her out of the house and go back to banging nannies. and finally, for a $10 donation, a zoo will send a video of a pooping elephant to your ex or someone else you hate. not that the elephant needs the money. all right, to the monologue. so the trump administration laid off nearly all of the usaid agency staff, reducing the number from 10,000 worldwide to just under 300. wow. i know, oh, you're welcome. but oddly, the usaid

beneficiaries abroad don't seem to be the ones complaining. the foreign heads of state are so quiet. and yet it's the ngos crying over the fact that their years long scams might be toast. and all of this is happening because doge has exposed a pile of programs funded by usaid to foster gender and trans propaganda in foreign countries, countries where such things don't seem to benefit stability because nothing will bring a muslim country together like drag queens reading the koran to kids. but that's the point. you have to destroy the world to build a new one, where men could watch girls pee in locker rooms. now, i've said before that the racial and gender conflict incited in america was designed to keep a unified population from focusing on the bigger problems like crime, immigration, economy, and, of course, corruption. but it wasn't to overthrow a government. it was designed to

preserve the government building a moat around its power. and so as we learn that usaid was creating instability abroad, we see these same dirty tricks coming home. it's as if epstein island moved to georgetown, because once you find yourself with a populist president who wasn't the elite choice, instability must be created artificially, kind of like a lab in china, which means introducing the endless combustion of identity politics, elevate one's identity, among others, and you create conflict among groups. and there goes populist unity. people turn on themselves. what seemed to be an exported strategy to handicap third world nations return to where it started, like a sexually confused boomerang. so imagine if we looked at america as a foreign country when trump won usaid. did you had a populist president, not an establishment puppet. what followed organized immediate protests race, gender, climate, the three

horsemen of funded, organized dissent. meanwhile, the fourth sat next to whoopi at the view. it was a color revolution, funded by people who pay taxes. suddenly, you had trained agitators in the street with fresh signs and robust crowds and fueling that. a media that pushes incendiary hoaxes. add to that a crusade against so-called misinformation to empower censorship. sound familiar? sounds like everything usaid did in other countries. now, maybe we didn't mind usaid before. sure, they toppled governments overseas, but that that wouldn't happen here. now by shining a light on what they and our government was doing, we find that they did try to destroy a populist movement for being a challenge to their power, with identity politics as a weapon. it was divide and conquer. like when i got into that sword fight with conjoined twins. no wonder the

left is freaking out. the truth is out. they weren't just exporting chaos to the world, they were growing it here and forcing us to smoke it. all right, here he is. >> todd. so today, i guess trump laid off all of these usaid workers. and it amazes me that the people the usaid was supposed to help don't care. you're not hearing it from any other country. you're just seeing, you know, old democrats screaming about it. what say you? my favorite unknown, obscure host. >> just because i'm on it. >> 5 a.m. yes. >> he's right. nobody knows who. >> i am. i can. >> walk nude in the streets of new york city and nobody would care. >> i dare. >> you, i don't. >> know, i think you nailed it. because let's face it, the people that are complaining aren't complaining on behalf of the american people. this is

not a winning issue for democrats or the left. it's not like you have voters in these swing states saying no, bring back usaid. americans. quite frankly, no matter what side of the fence they're on, they really don't want to support foreign nations and hurt our own people. it's the people that are in on the grift or who are connected to the grift, that are complaining the loudest, and they're going to keep complaining because they have a lot to lose, basically, decades long careers are going to go up in smoke based upon not giving them our taxpayer dollars anymore. and i want to focus on the example of asheville, north carolina. okay. there are people literally that have been in, in, in an existential fight for their own survival for months now. yet we have an organization, usaid, that is giving money. and i like one example. you can pick so many examples. the one i haven't heard anybody pick that i want to mention $425,000. people could use that in that organization in asheville,

right, to indonesian coffee companies to become more gender friendly. what the hell does that even mean? yeah, right. and it's just sad that this is going on. thank god trump's going to end it, because there are people in america who need that money and they need it now. >> all right. an impassioned speech from what's his name. >> the nude guy running through the streets of new york. >> you know, dagen, we i think we, we are quick to hear of all the good humanitarian things that usaid does. and then you peel it back and you hear about all of these other things. and it makes you wonder was the humanitarian stuff just done so they could do these other things? >> i don't even believe the humanitarian. >> work actually. >> happens, because if you. >> look at, say. >> afghanistan, because usaid. >> worked in all of. >> these war. >> torn areas to. >> rebuild, say, iraq. >> and afghanistan. >> what happens? you only. get

it's the cheerleaders. >> back here at home. >> they never. >> track how the money is. >> spent because you just spend the money. you don't detail where. >> it. >> went. >> because if you. >> report on the outcomes. >> your budget's not. >> going to get replenished. so in afghanistan, for. >> example. >> you would hear. >> oh. >> the hospitals we built. >> but you didn't hear. there weren't. >> any doctors or drugs or even patients in the hospital. >> or this school. >> that we built. >> but there weren't any teachers. >> or students in the school. but i have to stop you with the western north carolina thing, since i am 1/16 hillbilly, the rest is tobacco farmer. i wish they had gone to western north carolina, and for every usaid worker, you know the weepy con artist, they had gotten a flag waving, god fearing, patriot

hillbilly and let that man or woman fire that. worker and filmed it, showing them the business end of what america really looks like. i mean, that would be the best tv series ever. >> yes. rob, it's been a while. i haven't seen you in a long time. you look like you're selling gold. >> well. >> you know. >> greg. yeah. now that you're a parent, are you thinking about your portfolio? >> yeah. >> you know, i here now has never been a better time to buy gold, gold. precious metals, stones. >> little artifacts. i can sell you some of the artifacts. don't worry about it. was there a question or you just wanted to, like. >> no, no. >> i because i forgot that this is, like, not the most buttoned up show. yes.

>> you know, because i don't know where you stand. i have not talked to you since the election. >> yeah, i've kept up with your views, though. >> yeah. >> no, you hear this stuff and it's like, how could you not hear this stuff and not just be outraged? i mean, it makes me so angry that i didn't know there was this much money. they were given away for nothing. yeah. and i would have liked to have some. exactly. i like 400 grand and there's no outcome. yeah, i'm from hollywood. that's us. we could do that. yeah, like i could. i would be really good at being a usaid recipient of money and then do nothing with it. yes, i feel that i, that my most of my career has brought me to this level of expertise and this bastard president has stopped it. you look like. am i not getting it? i may not be getting it. >> no, you are getting it. you just look like a columbo villain.

>> the greatest columbo villains were always like. lieutenant, i don't have time for your nonsense. i'm busy putting on my ascot. >> yes. >> you're going down, buddy. yes. >> one more question. >> one more. yeah. >> one more question. so, cat, you hate taxes, right? more than anyone. so it's bad enough that they're taking our money for stupid things like roads. but it's going to, like, weird all over the world. >> yeah. >> i saw. >> a sentence like the new york times reports. the only kept the people that were specializing in health and humanitarian assistance. and that's bad. yeah, yeah. it's horrible. and the because exactly the way they discuss it is donald trump took our money. that's not what happened. that's not what happened. what happened is the government took my money, your money, your money, your money. all everyone's money was taken, given to them for this. like you said, what gender? what coffee? >> gender friendly. >> gender friendly coffee company. what does that mean?

it sounds like an idea that somebody would come up with after a bong rip they were taking to come down from a cocaine bender. those ideas shouldn't be funded. those ideas should be you wake up. well, that's not a good idea. what was i thinking? and then you go get help and. but but it's at the highest level, some of the highest levels of government. it's ridiculous. and i think it's a good thing that it's being exposed. you should be offended. everyone should be offended that that's what your money, that you go to work. because when you work you they take taxes. that means you're essentially working for free, whatever portion of the year that you pay in taxes, and you're doing that for that. exactly. everyone should be off. >> and the people that are off on tv, the other side are off that we found out about it. it's like it's like, aren't we supposed to have a transparent like government? and now it's transparent and they're freaking out. it's absolutely it is. it is. but what. >> it's been going on. for 40 and 50 years and everybody knew

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sterile because she was unsure she would have access to contraception. so talk about cutting off your nose to spite your ovaries. look, lady, if you wanted guys not to knock you up, all you had to do was open your mouth. after all, there's no better birth control for an insane leftist than just being yourself. dagen, i don't know about you, but this feels like an overreaction. you know, there are a few steps before getting sterilized that she could have pondered. like writing an angry letter. yes. she is a politician. >> you know what she's really saying? that she has. she can't turn down all the get down that she's getting, that she has to go have some of her lady parts rearranged. yeah, that's what she's saying. she promoted herself as the first bisexual member of the michigan house. so this is just a ruse, right?

because she's got a choice. >> yeah. >> so she doesn't really have to. she's not really giving up anything. i guess the thing is that those pink kitty cat hats. >> yeah. >> they were just too cute. yeah. you have to go and get sterilized nowadays. >> that's one step. do you think it'll catch on? >> no. but because. >> reproduce? >> no. but procreating. if you really want to get back at somebody, you just create. a lot of you. you build. yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> like you build a resistance army. yeah. she's a dumb. dumb. >> yeah. cat, you're kind of a fan of linguistics. i have a problem with the phrase sterilized. it's very misleading. it sounds like you're just getting really clean. i got sterilized, yeah. >> no, i think she's right. >> yeah. >> donald trump became president. now look at me. >> that's true.

>> that's the only thing i can think of that happened. dad. i've seen her coming out and saying, you know, like, people are so pressed over this choice i made, i am not pressed over it myself. it is your body. that's the choice you made. i don't think birth control is going to go away, particularly not in my home state of michigan. yeah, i don't think that that's. yeah, maybe i could see it as a political statement. i guess i also really couldn't see it like that. i obviously did not make that decision. yes. right. but yeah, i guess. do you. >> yeah. no one else is. rob i go back to the phrase overreaction. it seems like the democrats haven't learned their lesson, that they overreact to

everything, and it's their overreaction that has driven the american population away from them. >> yeah. i mean, first, i just want to say i've been away from the show for a while and i'm so glad that you are pregnant. i didn't know what to say. you know, like, you know, that's always the mistake. when does it do? and like, when is. what do the cheesesteak i had? you look great. thank god. >> thank you. >> so yes, it is an overreaction. >> thank you. >> you know, now that you're with child, she could use perhaps a product a financial product. >> yeah. i want to just cover my baby in gold. >> cat, have you thought about the future in precious metals? universal store of value for 2000 years. >> what about grain in a silo? >> whatever it takes to make a sale, i will tell you. you should buy for your baby. thank god i felt very uncomfortable

in my no no place when you said lady parts. i'll be honest. and then i'll just say that the overreaction is fine. i'm not sure that we're going to be deprived. this would be a very good use of usaid funds to encourage this. >> yes. >> to get more. >> liberals getting sterilized. >> just the option. you just have the option. >> yeah, exactly. so, todd. yes. do you have something thoughtful to say? >> i may yeah. unclear. no, i mean, nothing says i showed them like mutilating one's body and depriving yourself of the love of a child. yeah, i mean, that just seems so crazy to me, but this just shows where they are in trump resistance 2.0. because they know they can't win. because trump controls all the levers of dc. the only way that they can try and win is by doing something ridiculous, like ridiculous like this, or by doing something illegal. a lot of these officials are

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inappropriate. the kid also founded several companies, including one with an eyebrow raising name. >> this individual has founded multiple companies, including one with another unfortunate name, tesla dot sexy llc, which he established in 2021. he would have been around 16 years old. >> he was already a software engineer who founded multiple companies. what were these chuckle buckets doing at 16? i know what i was doing. i didn't found any companies, although i once found an old playboy at the park. >> hahahahahahaha! >> rob rob rob rob. >> rob. yeah, yeah. you know. >> isn't it great how cnn like, has to treat something like that in their own cnn way? like they can't even laugh about it. >> i can just imagine that kid and his friends are watching cnn and they're like, whoa, did you see that? yeah. this has

all been about my whole life. has been about this. yes. he's, you know, but he's young, right? he's going to discover that you don't really want to walk around saying that, giving yourself that nickname because, you know, how big could they be? eventually someone's going to say, you know, they're not that big. yeah. he's not old enough to know you really want to be your nickname, to be little tiny balls. are so that then they're like, oh my god, are you kidding? they're huge. that would be. that's my only advice. not that i could give him advice. he's doing great. but you know what i would say to. >> a kid? this kind of advice on fox and friends. >> what i would say to this guy who's 19 and has founded companies is, have you thought about precious metals? yes. >> cat. it's incredible that this is their angle, embarrassing online names. and they kind of leave out the fact he was 16 when he was founding companies. >> so yeah, that's the worst kind of person is the humorless scold. i hate it when people act as if you're, like, silly sometimes, or maybe a little vulgar. that means that you

can't also be good at anything, ever. it's the worst. whenever people say that that you're crass, you're vulgar. i'm like, okay. and yeah, so who cares? going by big victimless, like it's people who maybe who are boring, who are jealous of someone who's maybe not boring and has a sense of humor and can be silly, but then also can accomplish things at the same time, drives them nuts. and i think it is a the root of the issue is they're disappointed in them, something about themselves. >> speaking of being disappointed in themselves, todd. >> yes, sir. yes, sir. >> what about could you make the argument that this is offensive to men with abnormally large testicles, but they're too quiet to speak up. >> i must admit, i did not prepare myself for the question on abnormally large testicles. i would like to take umbrage with something that that rob said. and i apologize for calling you out on national tv.

but nobody in that age group. i've seen the demo numbers. nobody in that age group is watching cnn. so you can guarantee this child's not watching cnn. i will just add, shouldn't the american people, greg. >> yes. >> be so excited to have somebody like this who is so confident believes in his anatomy like this, to go after it, get ready for the red meat audience, the deep state and permanent washington because he doesn't care. no, he's going after them and saving your taxpayer dollars with his. by the way, greg, i always notice if i don't get him in blocks a and b, that's when i go to the red meat works every time, am i right? classic. pirro. >> did you practice that one in the in the mirror? >> why do you think the 21st floor bathroom was. >> locked for four hours? >> dagen, do you find this as

offensive as the cnn hosted? >> if i was clicking through channels, that banner would make me stop. >> that's true, that's true. >> the banner was great. just like if old potato face with no chin. yeah. was gaining some weight, i'd stop. >> yeah. >> to try and, you know, ponder what he'd been eaten or drunk. don lemon on new year's eve. that's enough to make me watch for, like, a few seconds. only a young man, a young man, a teenager would think that big balls or large testicles was something to brag about. later, in your 20s, when you've been with a lot of women, they will have told you no, no no no no. so i came up with some names, like if you're going to have a if you're going to have a calling card like that, how about conquistador or coast grotto dragon? >> i like that one. >> right. or i've said this before on this show, gazzaniga.

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