what they did. and some people have remorse and other people you can see there that there's a reason why inside of a of a prison like that, where they'll never leave. >> nick, thanks so much. and thanks for the information. we wouldn't have gotten it any other way. thanks so much. what a week. we can't even count the number of executive orders. we've actually just given up here on the angle. i'm joking, but you get the point. breakneck speed. and we'll be there to cover it next week as well. thanks so much for joining us. have a great weekend. have fun watching the super bowl with your family. we're going to have a lot of fun. that's it for us tonight. make sure to follow me on social media all weekend long. lots of adventures to document. they'll all be there. and thanks for watching. remember, it is america now and forever. these are the good old days. jesse watters takes it all from here. >> hello, everyone. >> i'm dana. >> perino. >> along with judge jeanine.

>> pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. >> now our doors are locked. >> now, how it works is they send. >> you know, this is not an unfamiliar space for me to be in. >> here's government. >> transparency for you. >> more anti-mask madness on capitol hill. democratic lawmakers trying to barge their way into the department of education in washington this morning. but they were denied entry. panicked that the agency could be next on the doj's chopping block. >> we're coming in. don't block the door. we're coming in. who are you? >> you're not coming in. >> who are you? >> who? under whose order are you? >> who are you? who are you? >> who are you, sir? >> do you have business here? >> we pay you. we're members. we pay you. you won't have a job if we don't help you. >> he was told to come out here and block members of congress from entering an all access

entrance to the department of education. as we fight in defense of public education and students. >> do they have any weapons? are they prepared to shoot us? he was standing in the way of all children being educated. look them in the eye. come on. hold your face up. look at them. let them see you. this is him. look at him. what's your name? tell us your name. give me that id again. it's locked. to members of congress. but it is not locked. to the billionaires who want to suck every dime out of this department. get ready to go to jail, y'all. >> it's just the latest full on freak out from the left who've been protesting a cost cutting initiative all week at various buildings. government workers now have until at least monday to decide whether to accept a buyout. so far, 65,000 workers have accepted it. the media also has a bone to pick with doj's by attacking one of elon's young engineer workers, a 19 year old tech wizard and the preferred nickname he's used online. >> we begin tonight with musk

and big balls. >> he called himself big balls. i won't say the whole word. >> so. >> i. >> won't be vulgar. >> that's what he calls himself. so big balls has all of our social security data. >> a 19 year old high school graduate who has used the unfortunate nickname big balls online. so that would be one way that we could refer to him. >> i'm going to get to big balls in a second. but i've heard that before. maxine, karen waters, jesse i know no relation. she was treating that guy so terribly. she was like the woman at the airline counter that you cannot stand. >> i don't think. >> he recognized her. >> you don't think. >> that was the worst part? he was like, i'm a member of congress. he's like, prove it. he didn't even know who she was. you know, maxine's district can't read. they can't do math. i looked at the scores in la, where she represents, like, 30% of them can even read or do math at a grade level. this is the first time, though,

that she's cared about education. all the test scores have gone down everywhere in her district since she's been in office. she gave him all this money. spending has gone up. she's been good for the unions. she hasn't been good for the students. but now she makes a stunt. these are the kind of stunts that i used to pull. this is the kind of gonzo journalism. let me in here with my little camera crew for the factor. these are supposed to be members of congress. this is all they have is a stunt. don't they have lawyers? aren't there, like, parliamentary tactics they could use? don't they have the power of the purse? instead, they're just doing this stuff for the television. >> for the television. >> i like how they're mad because big balls is a teenager. so if you're a teenager, the democrats say you can cut your balls off. nicely done. but if you're. but if you're a teenager, you can't log on to a government

computer. i mean, his name is big balls. he's a villain, but if he cuts him off, he's a hero. what? this guy is a computer genius who's saving us billions of dollars. the other teenage profit they told us to listen to from norway. greta. she was costing us billions of dollars. this is ridiculous. >> okay. >> i actually think legally they have to let her in. but if you are a threat, then he's on solid ground. >> i'm not sure, jessica, what they were going to do if they got in there. what are they going to do? they had, like, they haven't cared about education in ages. and now all of a sudden they want to go to the department of education. and it's so performative and treating an employee like that, it's terrible. >> well, it's definitely not getting us anywhere in a productive direction. and i've been giving a lot of thought to what democrats should be doing right now. that can be effective. and jesse is right. we do have the power of the purse. and so they have a right to be in those buildings. musk and co don't have a right to be getting rid of things willy

nilly when they've been appropriated the money by congress. but what i think that they should do and everyone can, you know, fan out and talk about it individually is come up wit your agenda items, say, well, this is our plan to reform the department of education or this is our doge plan. these are actually programs that i agree with you. maybe we need to cut these, or actually found a couple of things that you hadn't seen where i think that we could trim back there. and i think the american public would think more highly of them if they were coming out with a proposal to do something because there was a mandate to cut waste. and just having this blanket refusal to deal with them, to just to say everything is unconstitutional and unlawful is obviously not getting us anywhere on the big balls front. it's well, so it's not just that people are mad that he's a teenager. they're mad that he wouldn't have passed a regular fbi background check. so not only did he tweet incredibly racist things, which, by the way, i was thinking back to when we were talking about the campus protests all the time at the

height of the israel-hamas war, and everyone was very enthusiastic about kids who were saying things like, wipe the jews out when this guy says normalize indian hate. so if you take that and you insert jews instead of indian, that's the thing that j.d. vance and donald trump said, all those kids shouldn't be able to get jobs. >> i think that's two different things. >> yeah. they are what? >> well, it's one of the kids that works at doge. >> not big balls. >> yeah. >> big balls and this guy are. >> okay. well, how. >> dare you slander. >> big balls? >> yeah. >> big balls was fired. how dare you attack. >> big balls? >> big balls was fired from an internship for leaking. his big balls were leaking. >> yeah. >> you know that these kids wouldn't pass a regular background check, and so they shouldn't have access to our files. well, you work here, not. you don't work there. >> whose fault is. >> that, judge? it's almost like these. the democrats were like performative kids. i love theater kids. they're some of my favorite. but it did feel like that. like they were doing

improv at the high school gym. >> well, first of all, when do you think the last time that these members of congress were at the department of education? that's the first question i have. and now all of a sudden, for political theater, they need to go there and demand to get in. and i love when maxine waters says, lift up your face, hold your face up so we can see you. look them in the eye. tell us your name. give us that idea again from a woman in a party who don't believe you need an id to vote in this country. i mean, everything about it is so hypocritical and so backwards. and, you know, the this whole thing about the department of education and what has happened is it's all about jimmy carter, who decided something like 45 years ago that we needed a department of education in this country. jimmy carter was the guy who also made sure that we had, you know, these tough civil service laws so that people who work in the federal government can't be fired the way normal people can be fired.

but they created this bureaucracy, the department of education, because jimmy carter wanted to pay back the unions for their support of him. i mean, this whole thing is about bottom line. it's not about all the stuff we're talking about here. if you want to talk about the real issues, it's failing with kids, but it's about the bloated bureaucracy. it's about the political, the politicization of unions and political paybacks. we don't need a department of education. and right now our kids are doing so poorly. i mean, we spend more pretty much than any other country spends on kids, and our kids are doing horrible. and the last thing i want to say is, you know what? i wish these congresspeople were more animated about the department of education when randi weingarten and the unions were saying, oh, we don't want to go to school. we don't want to, you know, we don't want the schools to open. it's too dangerous for the teachers and for the kids. you know, this is

all political theater. >> greg. i don't know if people at home realize, but they might not be surprised at this point that the department of education spent a billion of our tax dollars promoting dei in k through 12, and 60% of kids in america cannot read at the right level. >> it's not surprising. >> i can probably. >> read it. i'm just kind of shocked. >> and. disappointed that i'm the. >> only one here wearing black. why didn't you guys wear black? it's national constipation awareness day. make poo great again. what's with all the red? is this an attack on me? look, the one thing to point out, i get. i can't believe you're not asking me about big balls. >> i did, i said big balls could probably read at this grade level. >> you know, he spelled it big balls with an s and not a z. so he's he's pretty serious about this. he could be for debutante out coming out parties. you never know. you never know. this reminds me of the scientist matt taylor. do you remember we did this on the five, like, ten years ago? he landed a spacecraft on a comet, but he was forced to apologize

for wearing a hawaiian shirt with scantily clad women on it. yeah, and critics swarmed around him, saying that he was discouraged. his shirt was discouraging. young women from the sciences. never mind the fact that this guy landed an f ing spacecraft on a comet. the story is not about a teenager who has a sophomoric sense of humor. the story is he's a computer scientist, like at 17 who started like five companies. what were the cnn hacks doing that the media, the legacy media, media doing at that age? certainly not that. if you think the usaid stuff was bad, the department of education could be way worse. and it's really bad. and the reason why they're scared is because none of it will be false. like, this is all just an audit. it's a transparent audit, and you're going to find fraud and abuse. and what and why would you be upset? why

would you be upset if they find fraud and abuse in a department that we spend money on? you should be like welcoming this. what if it turns out that that's all you need to do to cut the budget? what if it's just all that you don't have to do anything else? and i'll just cut it short here. i just find it intriguing that nobody is upset except for these people. there are no heads of state upset over usaid, which was supposed to be benefiting other countries. not a single country said, wait, don't go. it was just the ngos and the people who get money from usaid through the ngos that were throwing a fit because the gravy train is dead. >> the gravy train is out of gas. yes. all right. coming up, president trump holding another blockbuster news conference with some choice words for our very own maxine waters. >> take it from me. if you want a t shirt to sleep in, it's my favorite, but you can keep it. it looks good. maybe you should leave it hanging off your

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jong un. i got along with him very well. we have illegal immigrants on social security, and we're going to find out who they are and take them out. >> unable to. >> respond to a theoretical question. that's the official answer that we have. >> that's a very good answer. >> the trump news tornado doesn't end there. 47 also, zeroing in on the one issue that will secure him a third term. quote i will be signing an executive order next week, ending the ridiculous biden push for paper straws, which don't work. back to plastic. back to plastic. jessica. >> is that a joke? >> finally. >> this is dana says if you got like an 80 over 20 issue or 90 over ten issue, take the w, i don't think you're going to meet much resistance on the paper straw front. i think it's great that the japanese prime minister came. president trump had a great relationship with abe, who used to be the prime

minister and was unfortunately assassinated in 2022. and they obviously want to make sure that they have a good and secure relationship and that there won't be any sort of trade war or increase in tariffs. and there's a lot to talk about as well in terms of countering china, even though obviously japan does a ton of trade with them. so maintaining our kind of, you know, post world war two relationship is top of the list. and it's a big deal to be the second one in right behind netanyahu. and that was obviously a big priority for the japanese. >> yeah, i think the indian prime minister's coming pretty soon and judge, the hostility from the press is just gone. remember that russia, russia, russia, you know, that's gone. >> i think they gave up. i think they know, first of all, they lost their credibility. they know that the american people didn't buy into it. they know that there's no one to sell it to anymore. but i think that what's what's amazing about this and both you and jessica referenced it, you know, you've got the prime minister from japan. and then we had netanyahu earlier in the week. we've got modi coming in from india. i mean, and then you've got the president trump

who's talking about, you know, a relationship with north korea. you know, this is a president who believes in talking. he believes in in having discussions with leaders of foreign countries, because you can't just shut down the world the way joe biden did. he didn't talk to anybody. he didn't even go to the g20 photograph. he didn't go to the dinners. i mean, he went to bed. i mean, it was just crazy. and, you know, i spoke to ric grenell today and i talked to him about what happened and how he got those prisoners back from venezuela. and he said, simply talking. there was no money exchanged. there was no prisoner exchange. you know, maduro, we went there and we said, we're not leaving without six. and he described it in an interview that i did, and it was just mind blowing that, you know, and then what he said was for all the prisoners in venezuela and these guys that they took off on the plane ride back to the states, they had

never had a wellness check by the united states. and that's something that i could tell. dana, you know that shake your head. it's incredible. anyone who's a prisoner or a hostage, an american in any other country, the state department is supposed to make a wellness check. none of those guys even knew whether that donald trump or president trump knew anything about them. they were brought there in black hoods. they didn't know what was going to happen. that's what a leader is. >> and where can we see the interview with grenell? >> on my radio show, wabc, wabc. >> greg, remember when biden used to do these joint pressers and he had the note cards with the faces of the reporters and the names? those days are gone. >> yeah. and remember the old days when the media and the dems would tell us that the world was laughing at us, laughing at us over trump. and we've learned that everything they told us was the opposite. they weren't laughing at trump.

they were made anxious and confused by a befuddled puppet called joe biden. the truth is, the world is actually pretty enamored by trump because he's the most american leader we've seen, warts and all. you know, the japanese prime minister loves him because he reminds him of godzilla. true fact. you didn't know that. but think about think about what america is. okay. it's big, it's loud, it's fast, it's forceful. it could be arrogant. it could be a little scary, a little bit obnoxious. that's america. that's also trump. >> it's like a camaro. >> yes, exactly. trump is a human camaro. imagine how the world viewed america while the while the military was being feminized. or we were degrading our own history or self-flagellating our country over its role as an oppressor. they were like, what's going on with america? because that was not our brand. that was not our brand. you know, joe biden fronting the united states was like dylan mulvaney fronting

budweiser. it just was like it didn't make any sense. you know, bud's not recovered from that. but america is because we finally got the brand right. you can't i don't think you could find a more american like, front facing emblem. like if america were a beer, trump's face would be on it, right? >> even though he wouldn't be able to drink the beer because he doesn't. >> he doesn't drink. >> yeah. dana. your thoughts? >> well, i was thinking about that 90 over ten issue, meaning that 90% of the country agrees with something, so you might as well just get on board and be for what's going to happen. back when i worked at the white house, i sometimes would call my sister who lives in southeast denver, and i'd say, hey, angie, what do you think about such and such? and if my sister knew about it, i knew we were either in big trouble or we had a live one, like we had a good issue or we were in a lot of trouble. the only thing i heard from my sister today is. yay! no more paper straws.

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people and telling them, hey, i know better than you or you're dopes or you're a bro or you're ignorant or, you know, don't you? you know, how can you be this dumb? i can't imagine it like. and then, by the way, they're they're fascists. how can you vote for that? if you go to an extreme and you become a boutique, kind of a of a proposition, then you're going to lose the you're going to lose the argument. and then we have done that. >> all right. jessica, i, i may be assuming wrong, but i shouldn't assume. is he right? and what is the democrat party going to do about it? >> well, anyone who's winning in this environment is right. there's no way to say otherwise. fetterman won a competitive race, was able to do it. i know he wasn't up right in 2024, but yeah, he's right. and he's certainly right for pennsylvania, who seem very happy with him and he has very high approval rating. and i

think that people should really safe seat. dems need to take a step back because they are living in a completely different world than those who actually have to compete for their races. pat ryan, who's a swing state or a swing seat dem, i should say, in new york, set a very similar thing in an interview around election time where he said, i basically had to run away from the party brand. i had, you know, everyone knew i was a democrat, but i was not talking about myself as part of the national delegation. and i think that there's really a big problem with the amount of policy positions that we have to explain at length. it should be really simple. i'm not saying it has to all be like a branding exercise, but prop 36 was such a good example of that. and building off of dana's sister example, my sister, who lives in los angeles and she pays attention to politics, but she was like, oh, i'm so excited about prop 36. and nathan hochman, we're going to get a new da. and i was like, she goes, this gascon has got to go. and those are not the conversations that i'm having with my sister, typically. and those kinds of issues permeated. and no dem

was explaining why they were against prop 36. you could have talked about the private prison system and things like that until you're blue in the face, but it was a 70 over 30 issue in a very liberal state. >> you know, jesse, there's a new york times ipsos poll that showed that something like 79% of voters want men out of women's sports. okay. and yet none of the democrats that that i'm familiar with, you know, have come out as a result of what president trump did and said, this is a good thing. and in fact, even this week we saw the dnc stumbling over their own gender rules. still, they just stuck in reverse. >> the trans lobby is very powerful. >> is that what it is? >> the trans lobby is scary to them, not to anybody else, but to them. they are also only in control of about 20 cities in the country. that's the democrat power base, about 20 cities. have you seen the cities? look at them. it's disgusting. they can't manage them. and they're these little urban coastal bubbles. and they never leave the city. even when

they go on vacation, they just go to miami. so they think they're in the majority. and then they also think they speak for everybody. they think they speak for the blacks, the gays, the hispanics, the union workers. and basically on november 5th, the country was like, you don't speak for me, fetterman. besides having a hoodie, greg has common sense, and it's the only guy i see on the democratic side that has that. >> all right, dana, kamala goes to a lakers game. she's in row 58. nobody notices. nobody cares. what's her future. >> wouldn't that be great if she like for her? like if i were her i'd say this is great. i can just get back to this and i don't have to. i don't have to pretend that i'm going to be governor of california, or that i'm going to run for office again, just like, go have a great life. you have a husband who loves you. just go enjoy yourself. you have your health. i would do that and i'd go to all the games. one of the

things that's incredibly satisfying is that i love a big i told you so moment. and we're fox news channel is having one. do you remember when chris harrison got canceled from the bachelorette? was the bachelorette because he said that you should have grace for a contestant who went to an antebellum themed party he got ran out of town. >> yep. >> and it was that kind of lunacy that just got spiraled out of control to the point where you had priests using water squirt guns in order to baptize people. it was just insane. and it got way out of control. and now you have all of these democrats who are not in safe seats, who are trying desperately to try to distance themselves. i maintain that whoever is brave enough to throw the biden administration and the big coverup under the bus is likely to be the person who comes out a winner. >> interesting. i thought this question would be great for you. the democrats have come up with a bill that allows a that

requires that an employer give you pet bereavement time off. >> well. >> just. gus. >> speaking of pets, i want to talk about fetterman. we said everything that he said on this show for four years. but i get why it didn't sink in with democrats. because it's like substance abusers. a drug user will not listen to a normie when the normies telling him, you've got to stop doing drugs, they got to hear it from somebody who used to be there. so when fetterman talks, he's like a liberal whisperer. they, you know, he can he can engage with them because they understand. he understands their reluctance and their fear. it's hard to let go of big ideas because you think there's nothing else out there, but there's a whole world out there waiting for you to join it. and that's what he's kind of saying in terms of why it took so long. this is the problem with democrats. they don't move until they see a

poll. so was he talking as a politician or a human being? i don't need a poll to tell me that men and women's locker rooms is bad. i don't care about the polls. i know that it's wrong and it's the same thing. i don't need a poll to hear about plastic straws being better than paper. i don't need a poll to know that my money shouldn't be going to trans operas in columbia. i don't need a poll, but they do. maybe they should get a spine instead of a poll. >> oh, that's. >> good. >> jessica, that's good. >> see what you did there? >> yes. >> well done. stay right there. the five super bowl spectacular is up next featuring tom brady, taylor swift and president trump. >> you must not know about me. you must not know about me. i could have another you. >> you'll be back. emus can help people customize and save with liberty mutual. and doug.

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judge. what is your super bowl plan? >> well, i've got money riding on the chiefs winning and i've got travis touching, doing touchdowns, scoring a touchdown touchdowns. yeah scoring a touchdown. and if any of you could care less you can go to pirro's parlay. you can cheer for me okay. and i am looking forward to both the game and halftime. >> jesse, it's obviously very serious for you this weekend. do you have rituals when the eagles are in? how are you guys watching the game? >> we're out of town at an undisclosed location. >> respect his privacy, please. >> at the game, i no longer tell people where i go. >> i know i asked you and you told me. >> burglarize it. i like joe burrow. >> we're having someone at the house to house sit. greg. really? yeah. i asked you, and you said you were busy, and so i'll be watching it somewhere, and i will be coming in on monday. >> okay. no matter. >> what, i will be coming in on monday. and i just can't believe the president has never gone to a game. yeah. it's

weird. which is crazy. that is absolutely crazy. it will be a big spectacle. i can't wait. i still think the eagles have it. yeah, and i'm also in a pool. and if i win, i actually might not come in on monday. well. >> dana, will there be queso? >> no, i think i live near kennedy and i might just wander down. she said she's making some chicken nachos. i really don't i don't know, i'm going to go with the eagles. thank you jesse. thank you. i think that and i also. are they the underdog. >> by like a. >> point on a bird? >> it's like nothing. >> the thunderbird. >> the thunderbird. dana. >> yeah. i'm going for the thunderbird. thunderbird i got. >> greg. how's that rib? >> great. this is number five. morgans is amazing. yeah. it's amazing. they're an incredible place for every new york. you know, it's hard for me to pick the team because i don't know who i like less. taylor swift or jesse, so. but the real feud is me and tom brady. what did i ever do to this guy? i mean, be more successful, better looking. i was more popular at

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told that story for the first time, and my mom learned about it on air? >> yeah. >> but, like, that's not adventurous. that was reckless. i went to el paso on a private plane. >> when you. >> with a girlfriend and two guys in college. it was so dumb. >> it was. so dumb. >> yeah. i'm surprised i'm here. >> no. it's amazing. and you filmed that movie in tijuana. i know outrageous. >> royalties, though. >> that's good. i was going to say you. i was going to say, you doing stand up, going on stage and doing comedy. >> that is also it's it is adventuresome, but it's also a huge favor for the joes. i will do anything for them. but it does take all of my energy. >> doing it for the joes. jesse, what's the most adventurous thing you've done? you don't strike me as a risk taker. >> probably the porn. >> yeah, not. >> starring in it in 96. it was the porn. no. so many things come to mind. greg. spelunking. am i saying that? >> did you spelunking? >> yeah, of course i spelunking. >> you did not? >> yes. where in west virginia. >> wow. i guess you could spelunk there. >> spelunking? yeah, i spelunking. i had the helmet with the light on top. >> did you do that for. >> a story? it was one of those

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you know this? >> yes. >> everybody knows how little regard you have for me. that's what's going on here. >> i have a lot going on, jessica. >> oh. the spelunking. i'm just kidding. i'm brian, you're great. and i knew it would work out. >> yeah. brian. >> yeah. >> brian. >> what. >> is going on? how long. >> did you work? >> jesse, take it into the green room. >> okay? >> okay. >> we're gonna talk. is this a joke? >> no. >> you were so shocked. >> judge. >> riding in a hot air balloon. >> oh. >> i did that one. >> oh. >> that's fun. i'll never. >> do it again. >> yeah, one and done. >> i agree with you. i got i got engaged in three months. >> when you know, you know. >> yeah. yeah, i did that when i met her on my first day on the job in portugal. >> the cutest story. how you. >> yeah, but you got engaged. >> on club random where you said i just knew i was going to marry that girl. >> yeah. got married at justice of the peace.

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>> it's a baby girl. >> all right. >> okay. don't play it. it's not a human. it's an animal. dana. >> a capybara thing. >> capybara. >> what's the thing that you call. >> a coach for? the yankees? >> what's it in your face? herald animal. >> possum, i don't know. >> oh, the thing from yesterday. >> i don't know. you're slowing me down. god! >> capybara. >> thank you. a capybara. a cat. it's a cat. jesse says it's a cat. >> it's not. >> it's probably not going to be a cat, but it sounds like something in that family. >> it's in the feline family. >> be specific. jessica. >> he said cat. >> oh, so you agree with him. >> on this? >> all right. finally. judge. >> i don't know what that is. >> well, you know what? >> horrible. >> should we play it and let everybody find out for themselves? >> it is a cat. a cat? >> that's a cat. >> it's a possessed cat. >> just a regular. >> this is petunia. >> first time. >> i ever got that. i've never heard a cat. >> it's petunia from york, pennsylvania.

>> i think that's kind of lame. >> do i win the nut thing? >> no, definitely for squirrels. >> all right, jesse. >> you're next thing. >> all right, i want that nut. >> no big balls, has it? >> don't miss the new fox nation special. yellowstone to yosemite with kevin costner. the series explores the region's rich indigenous american legacy. i don't know what that word is. yellowstone to yosemite, available on fox nation tomorrow. serendipitous. serendipitous. came out of nowhere tonight. jesse watters, prime time. i was right. >> oh, i love that segment. >> i could. >> have that segment. >> hunters in germany competed in a national deer calling championship to see who would best imitate a red deer. watch here. >> that's a moose. >> oh. >> that is. >> that is definitely not a cat. anyway, that's all i got. jessica. >> people are so weird.

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